#muse-moxxie

[toranoya]

Moxxie, startled by the King of Hell’s very… unorthodox attire, freezes in place. For a moment, he just blinks, trying to process the fluffy apple-patterned robe, the duck slippers, and the glass of wine. It’s so… normal. Almost disarmingly so.

Lucifer’s startled scream snaps him out of it, and Moxxie quickly composes himself, though his flat expression betrays his growing exasperation. He sighs, gesturing vaguely to the grand surroundings. "You teleported me here, Your Highness," Moxxie says in a matter-of-fact tone, his voice as polite as possible despite his weariness.

He folds his hands in front of him and looks up at Lucifer, his tone staying neutral. "I wasn’t trying to intrude. You just left me here."

Moxxie shifts awkwardly, averting his gaze as he catches another glance at the robe. "Also, uh… nice slippers," he adds awkwardly, his professionalism slipping just slightly.

[@xthedevilscircusx

Lucifer had returned not to long after. It's been a particularly long day and he really could use a bubble bath and drink. He STILL had an endless amount of paperwork to do. He really needs to hire someone to take care of that for him, but that's what happens when he becomes inactive for a few years.

It's amazing within just a few small years compared to an eternity of hell, that things can get this bad. On top of missing certain creatures of the underbelly, he has other hellborn and sinners causing a great deal of damage.

Ugh, he can use several drinks.

His palace is vast, he has a few imps who do serve him, but right now it's just himself.

By the time Moxxie does come around the corner, Lucifer had taken a bubble bath and currently dressed in a fluffy apple pattern robe, duck slippers, with a glass of wine in his hand. He was just about to head to the kitchen for a snack before he froze by the unexpected guest.

"AAAHH!!" He gave a short scream. "W-What are doing in my Palace?"

[thehazbins]

Starter for @sharp-shooter-no-more-moxxie from Rosie!

"What's an imp like you doin' all the way out here in Cannibal Town? I rarely get visitors from Pentagram City nevermind ones that aren't from Pride- unless you live here now, since you can move about more freely of course." She smiled pleasantly.

"Need a tour?"

[speedierthanasubmarine]

I decided to watch helluva boss and imma do 2 separate posts for seasons 1 and two (why did I write it like that…?)

Season one

God I love this show. The writing is way more my speed than Hazbin hotel on Amazon, I enjoyed the writing in the pilot, but once Amazon took over the humor just didn’t really land for me, and tbh the plot took over and I started focusing more on that, and in general I’m more partial to the rapid fire YouTube dry comedy and this sentence is a friggin mess- I found HB SO FREAKIN FUNNY

Dude when he goes “FUCK, a new hole” I lost it

“Just try and sue us”

“We’re rich and we’re hot”

“I can just buy all the things!”

“You should commit die”

“Hehe, Trumpet!”

These are just my kinda lines, I don’t know how to explain it, I was wheezing all throughout the season

The music OH LORD when I say I’ve listened to stolas’s lullabye, lulu land, cotton candy, and house of ozmodius like 100000 times I’m… exaggerating but like you get the point the music here is friggin fantastic I also really like how a lot of the music is diegetic, I think that’s a fun touch. I don’t remember whether this is the case in Hazbin, but in this one it was like… I don’t know, it made sense that they were singing when they were singing… am I articulating myself well? I don’t care, iykyk if not, no prob

The animation is great, Viv loves them spinny shots and I am here for it. The amount of genuinely amazing action scenes is super impressive, and even the chill scenes have a ton of personality

The voice acting might be what steals the show for me, idrk anyone’s names cept Alex Brightman but BLITZS VA NEEDS AN AWARD, also slight tangent but I don’t know what it is with stolas’s va but he sounds a lot like a bird in the same sense that Gary Oldman sounded a lot like a bird in Kung Fu Panda 2, what is it that casting directors recognize in actors that screams bird?! Because both of these men are just SO BIRD DOES ANYONE GET WHAT I MEAN moving on, Ozzie’s voice was also effing PERFECT it slid silkily over me like… silk butter or smtg it was the perfect lust voice, I loved it. Everyone else was also great, but they were extra great.

It was also just so fun? Like in hazbin there’s very little just… shenanigans to enjoy, nothing wrong with that because it’s not that type of show, whereas this season is jam packed with them. Like I’ve heard that everyone hated episode 4, but like I don’t know I loved it😆 I just found it to be good old fashioned chicanery, and I liked the chaos and stupidity of it, made for some entertaining TV. This story engine is just mad entertaining for me.

I also enjoyed the writing of most of the characters (Millie, Moxxie, Loona, and Octavia still leave a bit to be desired imo, but whatever, they can’t all be winners and there’s nothing wrong with them) Blitz kinda reminds me of a Barney Stinson type character, which I really enjoy, and I also really like how his boss persona kinda infects everything he does while simultaneously being what’s screwing him over, his nature is kinda like a snake swallowing its own tail, which is tragic and beautiful, and Stolas compliments him well by being, not an enabler, but… I don’t know a clever way to say this… Stolas is a wreck in the best way and he just works. He’s short sighted, like extremely so, like how he thinks sleeping with Blitz will fill his emotional void so he does it but it just drives them further apart so it’s like he’s in a hole and in order to get out he’s gonna dig to pile up dirt so he can climb out but he’s an idiot and that’s a stupid idea and I loved his whole arc. Very enjoyable stuff drama.

Kinda random but whoever Viv’s foli artist is also deserves an award, the sound effects in this show are pristine and it’s incredible (yes I’ve seen the scene where the gun sounds go off a few seconds too late, and yeah, mistakes happen, but every bone crunch sounds and other stuff like that being so enunciated in an indie show is extremely impressive)

Anyhoo, very fun, very emotional, nice to look at, very funny, yada yada- altogether great season 1.

[sinfully-divine]

"Care to take a seat, sugar? ♥ "

[mcltiples]

{ OOC } ...... to the anon who's sending me those questions, uhm, i don't roleplay as either Millie or Blitzo, sorry.....

[toranoya]

A night to remember

The neon lights of Hell’s cityscape glowed dimly through the haze of sulfur and smoke as Moxxie stumbled down the cracked pavement. His cheeks were flushed a deep crimson—not from Hell’s natural heat, but from the contents of the bottle dangling precariously in his hand. The sharp tang of whatever questionable liquor he’d bought from the latest bar still lingered on his tongue.

The Imp wobbled on his feet, his usually sharp, sarcastic demeanor replaced with a rare, uninhibited softness. His tie was askew, his usual polished composure unraveling with every step. Before he realized it, Moxxie found himself standing in front of Blitzø's apartment door. How he got there was a mystery—perhaps a drunken instinct or the undeniable magnetic pull Blitzø seemed to have on his life. Either way, Moxxie wasn’t about to turn back now.

He knocked—or rather, pounded—on the door with an exaggerated flourish, slurring, "Blitz! Open up! Yer… yer boss needs me… no, wait, I need you…" The past week since Millie’s death he had been trying so hard to keep it together, still showing up on time for work, albeit a little hung over. But tonight the drink was talking. Tonight Blitz would see just how wasted Moxx had been getting the last few nights. Anything to forget. Anything to avoid going to an empty home…

[@boszbichblitzo

[helluva-hazbins]

@brokendreamscreation asked:

OH! It’s his lizard friend! Clawed talons scrape against the pavement as the feathery white and blue dragon makes his way towards Moxxie. Lucid rumbles happily, tail swinging to and fro, knocking over garbage cans and smacking into the side of a several vehicles, setting their alarms off.

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Having just been in the middle of some conversation going on between himself and his collegues, a ruckus causes his head to turn in search of it's source. Not expecting the sight he's in for.

A reptilian, blue scaled and feathered beast rampaging in a trajectory pathway directly towards himself. Why is it set on him? He doesn't have time to figure any answer to that, his tail whips and draws in closer to him as he puts his arms up in self-defense. "Oh crumbs. Oh crumbs. Oh crumbs!" He should reach for a gun, he should fight back but he still hasn't gotten over feeling bad for unknowing and possibly innocent types. Was he really being attacked. They'd just dealt with a much larger dragon not too long ago, what were the odds?!

[toranoya]

Moxxie nodded at the pat. "I knew that! Stolas only has two legs silly..." Moxxie said as he shook his head as he allowed the nudge and settled on one of the settees and rested his head on the armrest. "You didn...didn't answer your Majesty...have you seen my Millie? I can't seem to find her...maybe she's with Blitz."

[@goetiiaprince

What he did not expect was for the imp to wrap his arms around one of his legs. Wide red orbs blink slowly. While he wasn't particularly close with Blitz's companions, he was at the very least, informed enough to understand the situation at hand. Closing the door, Stolas reaches a hand down to give Moxxie's head a small, tentative pat. ❝ I only have two legs ❞ the owl replies. ❝ Come along, let's get you settled. ❞ With a small nudge, Stolas begins to lead him towards one of the settees. Once he is seated, he will fetch Moxxie some tea and a blanket to get him comfortable. He couldn't very well send the mourning imp away, not like this.

[fat-slobby-hunks]

He misses Halloween already

[helldustedstories]

With pride month on the horizon, let's talk characters and their sexualities and gender identities! While these are different, they're both part of the community, and it's important to discuss, especially when talking about those who are more marginalized.

Starting with canon characters!

Angel Dust - The way I write Angel is homosexual and demiromantic. Which means that he is attracted to men and does not form romantic attachments without first forming an emotional connection. I also write him as genderqueer, which means he's not entirely cis. He likes to play around with gender and gender expression, but doesn't necessarily have or want a different label, though he might figure something else out down the line.

Asmodeus - Ozzie is pansexual, demiromantic, and genderfluid. He is attracted to any and all genders, but again only forms romantic attachments with an emotional connection. This also means he's on the ace spectrum! And as far as his gender goes, while he frequently presents as male and mostly uses masculine pronouns, there are absolutely days where that is not the case. Sometimes he prefers to present more femme, and he might decide to use feminine pronouns that day. Or he might present more femme, while sticking with masculine pronouns. Another possibility is more androgynous, in both presentation and pronouns. The possibilities are honestly endless. He's just Ozzie, no matter what, and that's what's important.

Charlie - While she is bisexual and biromantic, Charlie is sapphic-leaning. Which means that she prefers partners who are not men. Because "bi" in her case does not mean "only men and women;" it is simply the label she is comfortable with, the one she vibes with.

Husk - While most people would judge him based on appearances and think he's straight, Husk is pansexual and demiromantic. It really doesn't matter what's in someone's pants, as far as he's concerned. Romantic relationships are a whole different story, and he's had far fewer of those, especially after ending up in Hell.

Lucifer - The King of Hell is pansexual and panromantic; he sees someone attractive and does the "oh no, they're hot" meme regardless of gender. He's also not entirely cis, but doesn't really have a label for that part of himself. Maybe he'll settle on one later, but for now, he's fine just being Lucifer.

Moxxie - This particular imp is bisexual, biromantic, and polyamorous! Moxxie is also demiboy, which means that, while he does vibe with the gender he was assigned at birth, there are times where he Does Not. He's exploring that part of himself, with support from Millie, and also through discovering different parts of himself within the terms of their ethical nonmonogamy.

Stolas - Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia is homosexual and demiromantic. Which again means that he is only attracted to men, and does not form romantic attachments without an emotional connection. In his case, he also finds it difficult to be sexually attracted to someone without an emotional connection, which also puts him on the ace spectrum, both sexually and romantically. Additionally, though he has not had a chance to explore his gender on any level, really, that is something that will likely happen in the future.

Vortex - While Tex is probably the most cis muse on this list, he is definitely not the straightest. This hellhound is pansexual, panromantic, and polyamorous! He's had relationships with all sorts of people; he's chill as long as his partner is chill. Unlike Moxxie, he has had romantic relationships with multiple partners at once, as long as all parties involved are aware and amenable.

And now for my OCs!

Ardor - Another pansexual, panromantic, polyamorous muse! While he is pan, Ardor tends to be male-leaning. He's had multiple partners in the past, though his primary partner will always be Zeal.

Cain - Pansexual and demiromantic, Cain doesn't have much of a preference as far as partners go. He hasn't had that many romantic relationships, falling on the aromantic spectrum; he just hasn't really been interested, instead focusing his time on making sure Hell remains fed.

Echo - The definition of genderfluid. Echo's presentation is usually androgynous or masc-leaning, as they were AFAB in life. They're also pansexual and panromantic, which means that they're very much into just about anyone.

Johnny - While he didn't necessarily know the proper terms to describe himself when he was alive, Johnny is both bisexual and biromantic. Like Charlie, this just means that this is the label he prefers. He does tend to lean more into women, but he would be equally as happy with someone of any gender, as long as they treated him well and appreciated him properly.

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

@sharp-shooter-no-more-moxxie continued from X

"Oh I'm certain you would~" Shame it wouldn't be happening anytime soon. Poor thing.

"While that would certainly be a perk, the summer season overall is still horrendous. How can I possibly enjoy any view if I'm melting?"

[aestheticbyais]

“I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre! NOBODY ACTUALLY LIKES THE JINGLES!"

Moxxie character aesthetic.

[hotelofheroines]

"Mad" Moxxi of Pandora

A celebrity from the violent planet of Pandora. She's a deadly mix of wit and charm, but stay on her good side and you won't meet a sweeter woman. Plus, she can be very generous to those that help her out.

Personal Information Occupation: Bartender and Event Coordinator Hobbies: Drinking Games, Tinkering, Modeling

Sexual Information Role: Switch/Versatile Orientation: Pansexual

Kinks Pegging, Titfucks, Face-sitting (Giving), Face-Fucking, Impact Play (Receiving), Lingerie, Striptease, Dirty Talk

[sinfully-divine]

Bad end for Mad Moxxi: a group of psychos just storm her bar, go to town on her, then drag her out of there to keep for themselves.

Detailed Bad End

What those Psychos failed to comprehend was that Moxxi was originally a Hodunk, so they would get the time of their lives whilst they could. Whatever holes Moxxi had, those Psychos went to town on, completely and utterly violating her body whilst she moaned out to the skies.

Once they dragged her off, she was subject to numerous different ways Bandits had "fun" whilst not pillaging and being menaces, which both served as her way of getting off, as well as making money. Enough money to eventually pay them off and allow them to visit one of her recently established bars where any of them could request a 'private audience' with her.

This wasn't so much a bad end for her, but more a bad end for the Psychos, as she had way more sexual stamina then those corporate outcasts.

[toranoya]

Moxxie raised an eyebrow, catching onto just how worn out Blitz looked despite his usual bluster.

“I don’t know, sir, I just thought you might appreciate someone bringing you your usual,” he replied, cautiously eyeing the smoothie cup as Blitz offered it to him. “But another smoothie? Really? You look…uh…a bit tired, if you don’t mind me saying so. Just seems like all those caffeine-loaded sugar bombs might be doing more harm than good.”

He took a reluctant sip, wrinkling his nose as the overly sweet taste hit him. “I mean, sure, it’s…well, yes, I suppose I can see the appeal. A proper breakfast now and then wouldn’t hurt!” Moxxie added with a twinge of concern. “If nothing else, it might help keep you looking as, ah…’fine as fuck’ as you say.”

Moxxie poured another cup of coffee and brought it over to Blitz' office. "Morning sir, your coffee."

Blitz, who had already made it through half a Strawberry Valentine smoothie this morning, looked at Moxxie with suspicion.

"Morning, Mox. What's with the ass kissing? I mean, aside from my ass being fine as fuck," he amended, the humblest and clearly most civilized creature in all of Hell. "You don't need to get me my coffee though, I can do that shit myself. Besides, I'm kinda on a smoothie kick these days." The smoothies were, in fact, almost all that Blitz had been consuming the last few weeks. He'd lost a little more weight than he could really afford to, but they were so goddamn fucking good, and just, what else was a guy really supposed to care about?

Realizing what a dick he had just been though, he held out the smoothie cup to Mox. "It's supposed to taste like Angel Dust smells and Valentino looks. Sweet, trashy, and addictive. It's good as shit and there's like, a pound of caffeine in each one."

[isforever-moved]

someone yell at me to revamp this blog tmrw <3