#( I actually stayed up @ 2am

[toanw]

@aceaeite bullied me (politely) for months into designing these after the concept showed up on a very old backlog lmfao Sushi Ninja Cures Real

[lowpolybread]

“I warned you. If you're not careful, you'll find out who I am.”

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1x07

[man-i-love-folklore]

just discovered this absolute gem i wrote the other day when i was sleep deprived...

[kumatm]

Tumble should also know that I’ve got a girlfriend and I love her very much

[kingkatsuki]

Specifically thinking about long distance relationships today.

So tell me how you and your f/o would first meet online?

[inkedinshadows]

Yesterday I saw this really cute British guy with a 5/6 years old child (probably his brother), and I might have been staring because they were really cute and it warmed my heart to see them play together and then baby fever kicked in...

ANYWAY

The smutty fic is coming tomorrow, but after that, expect a fluffy one with Azriel as a dad because why not

[nooradeservedbetter]

Morning Comes

By Stria on AO3

The stranger gestures at what they’re wearing, and oh, it’s not a shirt, it’s a white crop top, black lettering star against it. It says I ♡ SUBMISSIVE MEN in bold, capital letters.

One Shot || Harry/Louis || ~5k

Written for the @bhficfest

[aggressionbread]

going down the Sloppy rabbit hole

This is Sloppy (full name Sloppy Worm), the baby sister of Slimey the worm from Sesame Street. Born to Eartha and Dusty Worm.

here's her pregnant mother. Worm Pregnancy.

the story is that oscar has to take her to the hospital to give birth since the dad is flying home from work and won't make it in time. all this time I'm assuming that there's just this tiny muppet worm on a normal human plane, but then its revealed that there's actually a whole worm plane

also, up until this point, all the worms are shown to be silent characters until now, there's a tiny worm announcement on the worm plane, and then suddenly the dad goes into this internal monologue/song about imagining the kind of child he's going to have, and he decides that if its a boy he's going to name it Jim.

Oscar can't make it to the hospital in time because his car won't start, and Eartha ends up giving worm-birth in his car, and the baby arrives with the tiniest, most comical little pop sound effect.

then they just casually say that they'll still need to go to worm hospital, just dropping on us the fact that not only is there a plane for worms, there's an entire worm hospital just for worms.

the dad then parachutes down from the plane to reunite with his family.

Finally, we learn that she's named Sloppy after Oscar's car

[hermanunworthy]

hermie next ep probably

[blitzbuckz]

NOSTALGIA

@nopossum

[neverendingford]

I remembered that I can actually do anything I want, so I've been using faux fur as a texture element in patching up my old ripped jeans (not done stitching yet as evidenced by the pins on the border of it)

I am also going to buy red thread and try to include a decorative amogus somewhere on here.

[retros-artandstuff]

felt like doing some renderin practice so i did a quick Dave

[spearxwind]

There are literally not enough hours in the day to play baldurs gate

[greenbookreclaim]

If you fall asleep listening to classical music. You have been attacked.

[apathyfairy]

every time it's the end of the year i feel like i'm going insane like the entire year just culminates into me just mcfreaking losing it on new years eve

[aromantyczno-liryczna]

The last 48 hours I feel like 70% of the time I've spent sleeping