#( / * tasks . )

[devine-acension-831]

It really is okay to do it however YOU want! 🫵‼️💯

If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.

Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.

Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.

Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.

You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.

Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.

Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.

Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.

[virginwhore-nz]

Birthday Christmas notes game 🩷

Executive decision: Im gonna run this till Christmas. It's my birthday at the end of the month so I wanna make this month special 🥰

(also if u wanna maybe spoil me a little, I have a throne wishlist 👉👈)

Let me know if you think should add anything else in

20 notes: 10 edges

40 notes: Wear cock gag for half an hour [proof]

60 notes: 12 hours wearing butt plug [proof]

80 notes: Half an hour being fucked nonstop with fucking machine [proof]

100 notes: Rub tiger balm on clit [proof]

110 notes: 20 edges

120 notes: Hands cuffed for half a day [proof]

140 notes: Dildo in pussy and ass for 6 consecutive hours [proof]

160 notes: Wear a tail plug for a day [proof]

180 notes: Pump pussy until swollen [proof]

200 notes: Go to sleep wearing a butt plug for a week [proof] (starting the week on 17/12) nights slept plugged: x7

210 notes: 50 edges before I'm allowed to cum (50/50 edges completed, reset due to accidental ruin: ×3)

220 notes: Tie an anal hook to collar and wear it for a day [proof]

240 notes: Wear my biggest butt plug for 24 hours straight [proof]

260 notes: Rub numbing cream on clit [proof]

280 notes: Not allowed to wear panties until Christmas ongoing [proof] [more proof]

300 notes: Practice getting a dildo down my throat every day until Christmas ongoing [proof]

350 notes: 100 edges with a dildo in both my ass and pussy [proof] (43/100 edges completed, reset due to accidental ruin: x0)

400 notes: Not allowed to cum until Christmas 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 last orgasm was 12/12/24

450 notes: 1 hour (per hole) being fucked nonstop with fucking machine [Anal proof]

500 notes: Go to sleep wearing a butt plug every night until Christmas ongoing [proof]

600 notes: No touch allowed until Christmas

1000 notes: I will join Tinder and lose my virginity 🫣

[taskmasterfans]

There is only one taskmaster. Agree?

[desultory-suggestions]

If you’re feeling overwhelmed right now, pick one thing to do. It can be tiny, like wiggling your toes. Then try just one more, and another, a keep adding little things. Before you know it you’ve wiggled your toes, moved your legs, stood up, walked across the room, turned the sink on, and washed a dish! Sometimes big things just need to be separated into smaller manageable tasks, and that’s okay.

[fragiledaisy-69]

Happy Friday 😋

[chronicillnesshumor]

[liquidlightandrunningtrees]

The humblest tasks get beautified if loving hands do them.

Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

[blushingbubbles]

To add to my previous suggestion:

Ginger up your ass as you edges your cunt

Get on four like a good lil puppy, clamp your nipples and add weights, or if it's a chain, attach it to something. Then hump an object or a vibrator till you edge. The chain or weights should make sure it's hard for you to focus on pleasure

Clothespin on your lower lip (mouth, not cunt), mouth wide open, drooling and then hump as above

Make sure your vibrator is fully charged. Sit, on your knees. Vibrator between your thighs and legs closed. Tongue out, drooling. Hands on your thighs, palms facing the sky. Stay in that position till the vibrator dies. Don't move a muscle till then. Can curl your toes, make a fist/grab anything, or bite your lips. Just be still and feel your heart race and cunt throb.

@blushingbubbles compile all the suggestions. Then do every single one of them yourself so you'll be able to teach her better. Make a detailed post about everything you felt, what would make it better (worse) and such.

@ anon who wanted painful edges 😵‍💫

i will give a detailed report on these.... all of them....all of the... submissions given...and make note of how i would make them more... painful

thank u Sir for the task 💕

[virginwhore-nz]

Is there any possibility of seeing some of the humiliating things you've been told to do? I'd love to get off to your shame xx

Only if you promise to show me how much u cum from it 😘

Put a toilet brush in my ass (attempted to at least)

Drank piss, more than once 🫣

Tied up my tits

Put a carrot in my ass

Put duct tape over my pussy

Act like a dog (sort of)

Ginger root in my ass (this one's more of a punishment rather than just a task)

Put duct tape over my pussy AND my ass

Gave away an orgasm

Rubbed tiger balm onto my clit/pussy while completing edges (this one's more pain than humiliation though)

Wore a tail plug for a day (also had to meet up with friends while I was wearing it)

Cut up panties I was wearing

Sucked a dildo for over 15 minutes (couldn't stop crying at the end)

Kiss the toilet and put my head and a gag into the toilet water

[taskmasterfans]

CONFIRMED!

Taskmaster Series 18 to air Thursday 12th September at 9PM on Channel 4!

Who’s Excited!!! Because I am mega excited!

[fragiledaisy-69]

Anyone need a place to sit? 🥰

[palatinewolfsblog]

As the golden girls once put it:

"It's not easy being a mother. If it was easy, fathers would do it."

Momma Lisa (Hommage a - well you know...) .

[moonie-and-her-stars]

Today's tasks! 🍓 🧸 🍒📋 ꒱ ˎˊ˗

Good morning! Today there are very few tasks but they're quite lengthy:

-Tax day is approaching fast so, unfortunately, we have to file them today.

-Finish the outlines for the 3 upcoming essays from my history class.

-Finish my part of the group research on lunar construction.

-Finish drawing the last parts of the comic I've started.

[blushingbubbles]

The ginger should be far less intense by now. All that burning on toys sensitive parts. Toy needs some aftercare. Toy should eat something yummy.

So toy will take the ginger from its cunt and use it in a meal. Everyone can laugh at the obedient slut eating the very thing that has just been up its front fuckhole. A double use for ginger for all you other toys!

-V-

oh em gee thankk u Sir for allowing toy to eat something yummyyyyy

toy took the ginger out of its cunt and chopped it up into little little bits, then put it into a pan with some other things to make sum noodles!!! is soooooooo delishhus!!!

toy ALSO cooked naked for u Sir!!! hope u enjoyyy 💕🍜

ps i changed the nippsssss ringsss againnnn hheheheheh can u guess whatt they sayyy

[booksandteaandstuff]

“I would look for examples of men of my age who were already dead. And I was tormented by the thought that I might not have time to accomplish my task. What task? I had no idea. Frankly, was what I was doing worth continuing?”

Albert Camus, The Fall

https://bookshop.org/a/12010/9780679720225