#( ;; this will never no T BE FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!! )

[rwsdarw]

this was fun

[so-very-small]

genie: so, you have three wishes-

me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.

genie: that’s…. specific.

me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.

genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this

me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword

genie: NICE

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch

recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...

look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!

[dukeofthomas]

Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

In the whole “what would the Starks do if Jon’s parentage ever came to light” debate, the most interesting figure to me is Robb Stark. Ned is already caught between a rock and a hard place: duty and love to both his king and his sister’s son, though he already committed treason once to save Lyanna’s boy. Catelyn the embodiment of the Tully words, “family, duty, honor”, is fiercely loyal to her husband and children - but not to Jon. So if she was ever put in a position to choose, it’s obvious what she would do. Then there’s Robb. He’s his father’s heir, his mother’s pride. He’s named after Robert Baratheon, the ruling king of the seven kingdoms, as a testament to his father’s upbringing and love for his friend. But Jon is his brother; his best friend; his greatest companion. Where Ned’s choice would leave him conflicted, Robb doesn’t share the same loyalty to the king. So when forced to fight for the crown or his brother’s life, he’d obviously choose his brother. Which would be an interesting twist of fate. Ned and Robert rebelled for their lives many years prior. How interesting it would be for the boy who bears Robert’s name and the boy who bears Ned’s face to rise in rebellion again.

[felsicveins]

I've seen Otto flirt with every brother but ONE!! I desperately need to see Otto brutally rejected by a happily married Bruce(and possibly salty Brandi??)

Is this in the cards for Otto 🤨

He can dish it out but he certainly can't take it

[pup-pee]

drawings that make u go EAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

strawberry nerds candy is my inspo

[werewolfsister]

Turnabout Fashion

@larrklopp sent me a picture of the Shrek shirt and the rest is history

[kyo-hiki]

i couldnt get out kitty astarion out of my head

[gayspock]

i admit, ive seen this scene so many times before; i braced myself, knowing it was coming, accordingly... and yet i was caught positively dumbfounded.

[delimeful]

lookin through your list of fics on ao3 for a bedtime story, and struck by how many are tagged with misunderstandings or miscommunication. definitely can tell it's a favorite trope lol (and I like it too, so win-win)

i love to put some characters in a situation they completely misinterpret. my favorite hobby :P

[tnteeth]

Laios, you good? Did you mean to do that? Techincaly a fic illustation too.

[kravchikfreak]

i mean, there's a drop of truth. watching the second season do feel like watching clips of an actual show 🤣

[karamazovanon]

controversial opinion maybe but it BEWILDERS me when people (mostly americans ime) genuinely seriously with their whole chest complain about how impossibly hard russian names are. like. do a single google search. i don't see how you can comprehend that charles = chuck and margaret = peggy but can't fathom that rodion = rodya. how is this such a huge barrier of entry for people

[so-very-small]

I’m such a loner and have such a low cap for social interaction, that as a tiny I’d absolutely have a parasocial relationship with the giant I borrow from. Like I cannot stress how much I would never, ever, ever fuckin speak to them. Bc a bitch (me) is shy. But I’d sit out of sight and pretend we are hanging out together. They’d be my absolute best friend and they wouldn’t even know I existed. Like a youtuber parasocial relationship times a thousand

[bingbongifuckedurmom]

I made a thing!!! It's a bears in trees patch hoody! I don't often post stuff I made here but I'm actually really proud of this

(the crossed out patch is my local pride organisation btw)