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morganbritton132 · 16 days ago
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Eddie, holding the phone too close to his face: Hey guys, I just got a text from my husband and now I’m on my way to his school be- he’s a teacher!
Eddie: He’s a teacher. Not a student.
Eddje: I’m driving to his school right now because he accidentally brought our cat to work with him
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madaqueue · 3 months ago
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just a reminder that you are loved !!!! and valued!!!!! and you belong, you are not out of place or annoying or too much, you are unique and worthy and make people smile and deserve to feel at home!!!!! i love you!!!!!!
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isawken · 1 year ago
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in 1883 in the first recorded rodeo takes place in pecos, texas. in 2001 rob smets attends the PBR world finals in jeans and a sports jersey bearing sponsor logos. in 1568 the gelosi acting company coalesces in italy to perform the hot new style of live improv entertainment. in 1780 joseph grimaldi makes his stage debut at 2 years old at london’s famed drury lane. in the many, many years before any white person ever laid eyes on it, a man in what you’d now call northern arizona paints his body in black and white stripes and puts corn husks in his hair. in 1557 ivan the terrible is pallbearer to a man who walked naked in the streets of moscow. in 2017 the ringling bro’s circus announces its last show, 146 years after the titular brothers first formed it. all of these moments (and more!) have lived in my head rolling around like marbles for years now and im so happy to now have the proper method to infect your mind as well:
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History of Fools is a hobby project of mine i've been working on for over a year now! part essay series, part half-assed podcast, part descent into madness, this little diddy is the culmination of years' worth of highly specific insanity. i have 4 half hour-ish essays/episodes out now reviewing the histories of:
Jesters! Commedia Dell'arte! Sacred Clowns and Holy Fools! and my personal favorite (seriously if you listen to or read any please choose this one) Rodeo Clowns!
I have more episodes planned to get into clowns proper, hoping to come out in 2024. but until then please take a read or a listen and let me know what you think!
CLICK HERE FOR FOOLS!
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marsuro · 1 month ago
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Sorry for spam I love ur art soososo much. I cannot get over how you draw luffy like a muppet he is so jfjdkdksj wonderful. I love tiger zoro but also how you normally draw him oouugghh the guy ever he's so shaped in jr style everytbings so fluid. Again, I'm obsessed with the way your lines lay on a page the texture the flow the everything it makes my eyes and brain happy
THANK YOU AND NO PROBLEM seriously you made my day with the spamming, no need to apologize, you can literally spam any day every day!! I'm so glad my stuff tickles yall's brains enough that you'd go through my entire account, I'm really honored ^^
Here's a little noodle luffy and tiger zoro :)
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randomnameless · 1 year ago
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Reading something about "why won't the CoS open the borders will Almyra?"
Disregarding the fact that the only CoS controlled territory is Garreg Mach and the Locket is located in the Alliance, why won't the Alliance open the border and welcome Almyrans with open arms?
Well, it's basically showcased (tfw show not tell) in a certain paralogue in FE16.
To start, this is one of the few "defend" maps in the entire game, iirc we have this one, the "protect GM" version of chapter 12, Shamir's paralogue and, iirc, Chapter 14 when Randolph tries to earn "merit".
Basically, the objective of this map is to protect the locket from Almyran forces who are raiding them for some reason.
Hilda starts with :
"Most of our allies have fallen."
So confirmation that Almyran forces aren't only coming with mock weapons to play bowling with their Fodlan neighbours, or are asking politely if they can pass, House Goneril's allies were killed.
"He's not here?! Oh... I'm sorry. You must have been absolutely terrified."
She tries to reassure her random (a Goneril soldier) that she will help, so they don't need to be afraid/to panic anymore.
"That's you, Professor. Please help us save our allies and protect Fódlan's Locket."
The first thing she says is to please "save" her allies/her randoms, and then to protect the locket. Emphasis again on "saving" lives, because Almyrans are raiding not only houses to bring souvenirs, but take lives too.
"Support! We're saved!" "Ah, things are looking up. Let's keep going, and save the others!"
Yep.
If a loldier dies :
"Oh no! They got one...but we can still rescue the others!"
Hilda still wants to "rescue" the others. She worries about the lives of her soldiers who are defending the Locket, but not only the locket!
If they all die, a soldier says this "We must defend here, or else... Our house... The Alliance...".
And if the line is breached, an Almyran soldier will say this :
"Yeah! We took Fódlan's Locket! With this, we'll be able to invade, no problem!"
:(
So bar this chapter blowing a hole the size of a 7 floors building in Claude's character across both games, we see here that, well, Almyra uses weapons and isn't afraid to kill Goneril soldiers who want to protect their homes and houses to "invade".
So who is behind Fodlan's general apathy towards Almyrans, the CoS like Claude says in both games (even if he seems to reconsider after discovering water is wet in VW), or Almyrans themselves???
Or, in other terms, who are we supposed to believe, Claude who tells us the CoS is the reason why Fodlan people don't like people coming from Almyra, or the game, showing us Almyrans are trouncing Fodlan people to happily invade ?
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stupidrant · 3 months ago
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The stuff you guys say warms my heart to no end 😭😭💜💜💜💜💜 Im forever grateful to have you all beside me
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arolesbianism · 6 months ago
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GUYS.
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New dupe real! Also new pod????? Olivia is that you girlie speak to me
#rat rambles#oxygen not included#screenshots are from the steam page#there is ofc a Lot to unpack here gameplay wise and Im guessing some things will be tweaked design wise but Im lore pilled so.#anyways Im not sure how I feel abt this dupe's design but I will still welcome them with open arms hello#but more important here to me is the pod#because erm. thats a very very different looking pod.#I dont wanna jump to any conclusions or speculate too hard because chances are its just olivia getting new drip#but like. what if its not. what if this is like a new new printing pod#I assume that if it is a new pod then olivia will like be able to connect with it somehow but idk#because it rly depends on how ambitious theyd wanna be with this dlc given that to rly make a new pod thats super not olivia theyd have to#do a lot of work to make that change prevelant in the rest of the gameplay#now chances are if it is a new pod its one that doesn't have a human consciousness inside it#even if it was there rly arent many options for who it could be and no good options from a narrative standpoint#now this pod looks quite gutted so maybe it is just a normal printing pod that got kicked back online when olivia sent some guys to kick it#now heres the most negative thing Ill say abt these screenshots. the fox critters are rly ugly imo#I like the bunny guys tho WAUTWIATSWAUT WAIT#ARE THEY THE SAME SPECIES AS THE ANCIENT SPECIMEN SKELETON?#I dont think they line uo perfectly if I remember correctly but the big one has the same tusks and is also yknow big and fat like the#specimen is described to be in tbe story trait logs#Im willing to bet so much that theyre at least related in some way#maybe the one that was initially sent back in time was used as a basis for these guys or smth#my main reason for saying this is that I have to imagine these guys have to have some other purpose than being data storage#its seems that you can shave their coats which is probably the main thing but I imagine they probably drop a good amount of meat too#also important to note that they are grazers which is good to know#also I think the upside down plant is going to be this planet's muckroot equivalent#oh and for the fox deer I assume theyll be farmed for their antlers which will probably shed wood or smth#not a clue what the new plants will do but idrc#Ill care abt the gameplay after I get my new lore <3
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artemx746 · 7 months ago
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Do people not realise that a person doesn't suddenly gain full maturity and knowledge of everything when they turn 18?
#Another day another 'minors shouldn't be allowed in fandoms' post#and whilst yes I do think it is important to make sure content that a minor should not be viewing isn't viewed by one#fandoms are communities at their core#oftentimes a child doesn't have a good community around them to express their interests#(y'know since a lot of people in fandoms are queer and or neurodivergent)#and then you vote to exclude them from spaces where they can interact with people of similar interests for what?#And what will you do when they turn 18?#Suddenly welcome them with open arms?#Why would you expect them to feel welcome when less than a year prior they were shunned for their age#or will you find some other arbitrary reason to exclude them?#And people wonder why someone would have a negative opinion of fandoms#'but they aren't mature enough' For what?#What aren't they mature enough for?#To be on the internet? trust me they go through the same spiel every year about internet safety#To use Ao3 without causing drama? Nope. When I was new I looked up tutorials for how to use Ao3 and learned about the culture from them#All it takes is educating someone for them to learn#even if you yourself don't want to educate people yourself uplift people who are willing to#all it took for me was one video on fandom etiquette#And don't act like there aren't grown adults who will cause drama for funsies#People can be shitty no matter what age#do we exclude everyone from fandom for the mere chance they could be shitty? No.#And don't get me started on people who complain about minors writing fanfic#what is wrong with it? They're having fun. What else is there to it#Let kids have a positive environment chances are they're not getting one at home#welp this derailed#the only cringe thing here is making fun of children#I see any of you fucks doing that its the guillotine for you
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Can I ask when the last time “dick worshipper”, etc. has actually been used by a radblr woman? Not a black-pill orbiter; they’re awful to everyone and don’t tend to last long here. I mean from someone in radblr, claiming to be a radical feminist or supporting radical feminism. I know it used to be fairly common years ago. So did political lesbianism, which pissed everyone off for different reasons. Most of those people either left or just don’t show up in my circles anymore, and those that do again don’t last long. So where is this coming from? I see it referenced but no recent examples. I am seeing a hell of a lot of recent homophobia from women in radblr though. Every woman I’ve seen addressing the homophobia has stated the misogynistic terms aren’t okay, again, even though from what I’ve seen it hasn’t happened for a long time. Whereas I’m seeing a ton of defensiveness and doubling down in regards to the homophobia. And there seems to be this demand of all lesbians and non-lesbian pro-separatist women to denounce the “dick worshipper” type comments, and it’s like, A) they already have and B) if they’re not the ones who said it can you stop conflating pro-separatist arguments with that shit? Again, this is just what I’ve seen. Maybe the “dick-worshipper” comments are all over some areas of radblr, but they’re not from anyone I follow or have seen on my dash for years. I’d say for the last four or five years the only time I’ve seen it is from women asking not to be called that--which, I agree, I don’t want to be called that and I don’t want to see other women called that. It’s just, I haven’t been called it or seen it for a long time, so something’s not adding up.
#I've seen pile-ons and singling out which I thought were ill-timed or unhelpful#which I've addressed in another post#I think if a woman isn't directly harming a woman you'll do more to bring her to radical feminism by making general posts#rather than singling her out and calling her a bad feminist#but that's quite a bit different from dick worshipper etc.#like there was a lot I didn't like from radblr way back when#there were so many political lesbians that you couldn't tell when a thoughtful pro-separatist argument was going to slide into that#you couldn't tell when a heterosexual voluntary celibate post was going to then argue that heterosexuality was socialized#today's radblr that I can see is just not that#but thoughtful arguments are being treated as if they were#people being accused of shit they did not say#all the comparisons to lesbians with incels or men in general like what the fuck#YOU are the ones making things unpleasant here now#not the lesbians#not the pro-separatists#can we address one another's arguments in their own words and not by what you think they mean based on what someone else said please?#you can in fact respectfully disagree on certain points#we can in fact reclaim feminism and let radical feminism stay radical#it's okay#once upon a time I remember a Take Back The Night rally where the radical feminists were identified and welcomed with open arms#and the thing was most of the women there were not radical feminists#and that was completely okay and acknowledged#and we could still all unite for the common cause of women being safe at night#I remember in my early liberal feminist days--and I do mean liberal feminist not the faux-feminists that *libfem* tends to refer to now--#I would occasionally visit Twisty Faster's blog and I thought it was extreme but intriguing and refreshing#something that maybe wasn't for me but that I recognized as an important viewpoint nonetheless#and I was definitely not the only liberal feminist who felt that way#radical and liberal and other feminists often united against MRAs#god I wish we could go back to that.
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leslieseveride · 25 days ago
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1st day of december and i'm so depressed i can't get out of bed. 😔💔
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redemn · 10 months ago
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i started playing RDR2 and i cannot get over arthur saying "easy girl" whenever he is dealing with a horse 😂❤️
oh oh  …  oh my goodness .   welcome to the cowboah club .   i promise ,   we have treats .   oakcakes for your horse .   chocolate bars and big game meat for when you get hungry out on the road .   and most importantly ,   ten thousand voice lines alone ,   all for your horse .   xox   just you wait now .   just you wait until he calms his horse when he's being shot at and chased down by the law .   " shhh girl ,   shhh .   easy girl ,   i gotchu . "   enjoy that .   you shall have no peace of mind after you hear these things ,   i tell you that .
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yuukimiyas · 11 months ago
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hello hello friends!! ໒꒰ྀི◜ ཅ ◝ ꒱ྀི১◞♡ i hope everybunny has been doing well!! i’m slowly but surely easing my way back into the city life so you’ll see me around more!! <33 tmrw here in the states, on 1/25, i turn 26 yrs old!! ૮꒰ྀི ∩៸៸៸∩ ‎꒱ྀིა & it is v nerve wracking & exciting!! & in all honesty…i am SCARED!! i feel so ill prepared & not ready!!! ໒꒰ྀིஇ﹏இ`꒱ྀི১ but tmrw is chloe day!! & i can’t wait to celebrate it w all of you!!! <33
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baihujun · 11 months ago
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Yes this is a threat (affectionate) because you’re a legend a master a beautiful person and in the zoo of life, we all must bow down to your majestic tiger excellence 🥺💕
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Card Source: https://comicsalliance.com/batman-is-out-to-get-you-on-valentines-day/
Not the zoo of life 😩😮‍💨 Well, thank you for making this zoo a sanctuary 💆
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oc-lootcrate · 1 year ago
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ ★彡ʜᴏᴡᴅʏ! ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴜꜱᴇꜱ ꜱᴘᴀɴɴɪɴɢ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍꜱ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀꜱ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ʙᴀʟʟ, ɴᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ, ꜱᴏᴜʟ ᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ, ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ !!彡★♥
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★彡[ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴇᴍɪ-ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴏᴄ ʀᴘ ʙʟᴏɢ!]彡★
★彡[70+ ᴍᴜꜱᴇꜱ (ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛɪɴɢ!)]彡★
★彡[ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴄ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ!]彡★
★彡[ᴍᴜɴ ɪꜱ 21+; ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴀɢᴇꜱ ᴠᴀʀʏ; ʙʟᴏɢ ɪꜱ ᴍᴏꜱᴛʟʏ ꜱꜰᴡ ᴜɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴘʟᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴍᴜɴ ᴏꜰ ᴀɢᴇ!]彡★
★彡[ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴀꜱᴋꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀꜱ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ/ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅꜱ!]彡★
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♥★彡[ᴏʟᴅ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ (ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ!!)]彡★♥
♥★彡[ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ !!]彡★♥
♥★彡[ᴍᴜꜱᴇꜱ !!]彡★♥
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★彡[Qᴜɪᴄᴋ ɴᴏᴛᴇꜱ!]彡★
★彡[ᴍᴜꜱᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏꜰꜰ ʟɪᴍɪᴛꜱ, ɪᴛ’ꜱ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ, ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴜꜱᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴇᴀꜱʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡʜᴇʟᴍᴇᴅ]彡★
★彡[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴀꜱᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅꜱ/ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ��ᴏɴꜱ! ɪ’ᴅ ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ꜱᴏ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇQᴜɪʀᴇᴅ]彡★
★彡[ʟɪᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ/ᴏʀ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢɢɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴏʀ ɪɴʙᴏx ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏʀᴛ, ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ’ʟʟ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ! ᴀʟꜱᴏ, ɪꜰ ɪ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ꜱᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪɴ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢɢᴇᴅ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ’ʟʟ ꜰɪɴᴅ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ’ᴠᴇ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢɢᴇᴅ ᴏʀ ꜱᴀᴠᴇᴅ! ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ɢᴇᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴏ ɪᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ! :)]彡★
★彡[ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ! ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀʟʟ,  ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛ!]彡★
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isa-ah · 6 months ago
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did you guys know Michael and Alfredo took over the dog arm yt channel to repurpose it for their own lps now??? ='D
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maulsoleum · 2 years ago
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everyone shut the fuck up and go home i truly have the best mutuals on earth like no one else tops this
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