#'welp'

[doublism]

the landlords for my house are these like extremely washingtonian couple who are trying very hard to be like cool/chill landlords which is whatever like they've been fine and normal so far but the way they communicate with us is a bit silly. one of them opened an email with this today:

[oranberrieskw]

Reflection... Someone is looking back.

[kabutoraiger]

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

“Percy fell first” “annabeth fell first”

they fell in love at the same time, but annabeth knew right away that she was done for, whereas percy woke up 2 years later like “damn that’s what that is…”

[caguaydreams]

a quick UPA inspired Starscream

[wangxianficfinder]

oh I wasn’t aware it was feeding the ai. I’ve inserted hundreds of fics into chatgpt for their continuation or for a different plot within the same context just for fun and out of curiosity… but I’ve never posted any of them…

Indeed, anything that is given to AI it can use later to draw from. That's why it doesn't matter if you post them or not as it has now access to those writers' texts without their permission.

~Mod L

[nouverx]

Pov the cannibal overlords are judging your outfit (or discussing how they're going to cook you tonight, your choice 👀)

Based on very cool outfits for them I saw on twitter! Here's Alastor and here's Rosie

[batcows]

this bit from an alexander siddig interview is driving me INSANE

[brightlotusmoon]

[buginateacup]

What's your Spotify wrapped song for the age you'll be next year?

[lyculuscaelus]

BY INSERTING ODYSSEUS’S MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND HIS SUICIDAL THOUGHTS JAY HAS ACTUALLY MADE LOVE IN PARADISE SO MUCH MORE ANGSTY OMG???

The dissociation—Odysseus was in no shape to carry on. Jay didn’t even need to bring up anything abt s.a. that happened on the island—just a simple comparison between the behaviors of Odysseus when he arrived and that of Odysseus seven years later: just look what happened on this island that caused him to breakdown so thoroughly. This is so perfectly done.

[tangledinink]

tmnt tarot ☽O☾ zero through five

[ @angelpuns - @evenmoreofadisaster - @radishhqueen - @probably-not-a-rutabaga - @kathaynesart - @beannary ] - [ next set ]

[strawmaguchi]

She’s just like me…. SHE’S JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!

[ryllen]

the poison which only antidote is death itself

[yourlocalcorviddad]

@thatrandomsarahchick @stealingyourbones

Saw a thing about you two pointing out, rightly, they'd just roll with the punches and got an idea? Also tagging others I think would find it funny? @hdgnj @mar-and-the-idea-graveyard @illya-roma @blob-of-darkness @booklover4177

"Alright, who had "government hides new sentient rights violation in small Midwestern town" on their bingo cards this year?"

Barry entered the room with that as the greeting, a flurry of tablets and such being pulled out to mark off and be ready for the debrief.

"Question, Waller involved or no?" Hal asked, looking from his own bingo card.

"Surprisingly no, but Luthor was when he was president."

Hal cursed and switched his tablet back to work mode, but Clark cheered.

"Bingo!"

There were a mix of grumbles about him winning the next movie night pick but the team was quick to get into work mode from there.

Batman sighed before motioning to Barry to continue, "Report."

"So apparently two mad scientists punched a hole in the fabric of space time, but didn't make a black hole. In other news, Clark that's what the weird whispering you've been hearing is, magic induced silence field."

[nkogneatho]

gym trainer!iwaizumi is a closet pervert. and you don't suspect shit because he is wearing the gentleman costume. so what if he gets a little handsy in between sets? he is only doing this to teach you. so what if his palms rest on your waist for a little too long? you are compelled by his strong sweet persona to believe he can do any wrong. and you would be lying if you think you don't like how his skin feels against yours. how his body heat grazes your senses, craving more.

but you don't know what a pervert your trainer is. while you go to the shower to freshen up, he is out their jerking himself off with your panties. balling them up against his cock as he jerks his hip forward, one hand on the locker grasping for balance. he loathes this part of him, but it's not like he can help it. if he could fuck you the moment you walked in his office for a membership, he would. but you'll think he is a creep if he hit on you. he has to indulge you nice and slow. till that, your panties will help him. but...he knows you're rubbing yourself in the shower too. why else would there be such a big sticky wet patch on your panties? from what he could smell, it wasn't sweat either.

"dirty little slut." he chuckles. he cums the moment he imagines how fucking gorgeous you would look with your panties balled up in your mouth, choking you on your muffled moans as he fucks you against the locker.