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its always "pissing me off" and never "pooping me off". Now why is that?
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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time
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um can u guys stop reblogging from ppl I’ve had beef w or personally think are annoying ….
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the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday
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King of getting offended over misunderstandings 💯
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dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high
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bob dylan is going to come out this week
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This is one of my favorite Bob stories
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why did you reblog beatles rpf
might've as well asked me why do i feel emotions
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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal
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TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET as Willy Wonka WONKA (2023) — dir. Paul King
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Every time I see a middle aged lesbian couple in public I’m like ok so I must survive
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