#'tops' should be in quotes but

[tremordusk]

Agatha: Well wasn’t planning on having another kid..this should be fun…again

Lilia: Take it easy, you don’t have to—

Agatha: No no, I’m going to go through with this, in fact I am going to enjoy this

Lilia: Oh really?

Agatha: Indeed. *turns to Rio* my love?

Rio, chilling on the couch with her phone: Yes, mi amor?

Agatha: We are having a daughter.

Rio, wide eyed: *drops phone*

Lilia, whispering to Agatha: You don’t even know the gender yet—

Agatha, whispering to her: I know, it’s just fun to watch her struggle

Rio, hands in hair having a meltdown on the couch: I should have been more careful now I’m going to be a girl’s dad—

[orbch]

selfcest yaoi for the soul

[nixies-creations]

For @topgunalternateuniverse bingo. Free space: Hangster - Hades x Persephone AU

“Are you saying you wouldn't fight for me?" Hades sighed, and brushed his finger along his cheek, "Darling, I would burn this world for you.”

[bubblergoespop]

My Top Regulus Quotes

oh silly little crazed invisible man i love you

“You belong to me. And I belong to you.”

“I’m going to pour myself into your mind like water, filling up the blank spaces. Whispering my love into the quiet corners, tearing down all the walls you’ve built up over your life until you’re open and empty and light.”

“Mine.”

“I’m going to crush every one of your stars in my fist until they’re dust orbiting around the source of your gravity—me.”

“Who do you belong to?”

“I love you so much. I love you enough to do all of this. Because you deserve all of this. I want to give you exactly what you wanted. To never be alone.”

“Please don’t fight.”

“Nothing else matters. Nothing but us. We’re all that matters.”

“I held back because they were my people, I didn’t want to hurt them.”

“You are mine. And I am yours. And we are one.”

“I know you’re scared. That hurts me. I don’t want you to be scared. I don’t want you to be scared of me. But I’m patient.”

“No, I won’t harm him. Just the opposite. I’ll free him. From the burden of knowing what a disappointment he is to you.”

“Love is stronger than fear. And my love will strip away every ounce of fear. Every ounce of resistance until you’re nothing but my love.”

“Remember me, my charge. Remember your Regulus.”

“There is no E’Laetum, there is no Min’Ara. But the feelings that are attributed to them, the warm, happy feeling of their smiles. When I see you, when I hold you, I feel that warmth and that light in my chest. I don’t need Skygods to feel good, I need you.”

“Don’t worry. I won’t hurt him. I’m not cruel. It’s not his fault he’s inferior. His sin is inadequacy, not ill intent. It would be unjust to hold him to a standard he could never possibly reach.”

“It hurts me. Don’t hurt me.”

“Memories are stars. They feel present. They feel close. But they’re not. They’re not. They’re infinitely distant. […] The light that they give, the source died so long ago.”

“I’ll make you free. By making you mine. Even more deeply, ineffably mine.”

“You'll push, but your strength will go out. Mine won't.”

“Tell me you’re mine.”

“I want to fix you. You’re broken, but I love you and I want to put you back together the right way”

“I never wanted to fight.”

“I made you mine. You are mine.”

“I’ll take everything every time. In every cycle. In every shape you take. You’re always mine.”

“You don’t need to be enough. You need to be mine.”

“I break you to build you. I shape you and mold you and hurt you to help you. I can be your peace if you’d just let me. If you’d just stop fighting me.”

“You made the wrong choice.”

“I need you I need this I need to be whole again I need just one second of peace why can’t you just give me that—“

“There is no help coming. Help is already here.”

“You’ll choose me. Like I choose you. Every time. In every shape. In every form. I choose you. I’ll always choose you. Always.”

[ode-to-fury]

Rote lines I still think about nearly a year after finishing Ass Fate

If fate demands that you be dead well then I'll probably be dead too

I called you a clodpole

But a man's whole life you sniff at and say, what, this naught of a human, this fisherman this carpenter, this thief, this cook, why, what can they do in the great wide world?

You break your heart against this stony world, and you do not ask the cost

Give me a face you could love (coupled with they were supposed to be brown oh my goddddd)

As if he didn't know he was loved the best

You're not dead, son. You're not dead.

My dream was dead in my arms

[callsign-daydream]

Maverick: Do I think that I’m doing the absolute best that I can as Rooster’s father figure? Yes. Do I also lie awake at night and wonder if I should start a therapy fund for him just in case? Also yes.

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *dragging Cody eagerly into the room while holding his hand* Guys, I have super important news! Cody and I are getting married!

Anakin: …oh? I mean… I guess it’s about time. I don’t know if I can bring the twins, will we have to get a babysitter for them?

Obi-Wan: Absolutely not, that’s free baby-holding hours and I’m not letting you cut them!

Cody: What do you mean it’s about time?

Rex: Well, the war’s been over nearly eight months. We just expected you two to tie the knot sooner.

Ahsoka: I mean, you already live together. The 212th kept your… dalliances quiet, through the war because they didn’t want the higher ups to break you guys up.

Anakin: Honestly, I’m a bit disappointed. I had money on you guys getting married no less than a week after the war.

Obi-Wan: Dalliances??

Rex: ??? Yeah?? You two aren’t very subtle, Cody didn’t even try sneaking out of your room after!

Obi-Wan: *looks at Cody in worry* Cody, why would you have to sneak out of our room? That’s where you sleep?

Cody: ??? I don’t know? The quartermaster said it was okay if we slept in the same room.

Obi-Wan: What’s wrong with Cody and I sharing a room?

Anakin: …remember when I was fourteen and you told me where babies come from?

Obi-Wan: …yes?

Anakin: ??? That????

Obi-Wan: …but we weren’t trying to make babies?

Cody: Do we even have the right parts to do that?

Obi-Wan: I think I have the carrier parts but I stopped checking if they worked a while back.

Anakin: WERE YOU TWO NOT HAVING SEX???

Obi-Wan: Oh gross!

Cody: 🤢

Rex: WHY WERE YOU TWO SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM????

Obi-Wan: BECAUSE WE COULDNT TRUST EACH OTHER NOT TO ACTUALLY SLEEP ON OUR OWN AND IT WAS NICER!

Ahsoka: Why are you two getting married now??

Obi-Wan: I don’t know TAX BENEFITS AND SHIT we’re in LOVE fuck off!

Cody: Oh gross you guys really just assume we naked touched???

Anakin: oh my god. What was your exact marriage idea composed of?? Tell me right this second!

Obi-Wan: um??? We said we wanted to be a family and raise some padawans together???

Anakin: *starts dragging Obi-Wan off to the bathroom* You’re taking a pregnancy test right this second, you chose the wrong wording! Every time someone I love is asexual or a top the force shoves a baby in them!

Obi-Wan: oh my god

[sallytwo]

Jennifer nearly jumped into the water / and she was tired like no one's ever been tired

[cisthoughtcrime]

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[xxplastic-cubexx]

cherik coparenting wanda and pietro?!?!?! share with the class!!!!!!

chat youre going to kick my ass for this but i dont have the exact issues on hand rn i can only summarize that during the ultimate comic runs, charles and erik run the mansion together for a while and look after A School's Worth of mutants (of which include wanda and pietro)

[do-some-of-that-pilot-shit]

Ice: I would kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you

Maverick: No, Ice.

[seventh-district]

Sam: "Look at me. Hey- look at me a second. I know. I know you're tough. I know how strong you are. You have every right to be proud of that. But being able to handle somethin' doesn't mean you should have to. Least of all when I'm right here trying to help. Please let me help. If not for you then for me, because I don't like knowin' you're hurtin', especially when there's somethin' I can do about it."

Me, shaking my head, fighting back literal tears: "B-but it's gonna give you another headache!"

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Iceman: Where's Rooster?

Maverick: He went out.

Iceman: *furrowing his brow* He's grounded.

Maverick: Are they not supposed to be let out when they're grounded?

Iceman: *throws his hands up in frustration*

[neptune-scythe]

"there's a lot to be said for getting back on the horse, but there's also some value in learning you don't like horses"

the horse in question is dating women and you Eddie Diaz are GAY

[antiqua-lugar]

Could they have been that stupid? he wondered. A dead wife? A dead child? Could they think that would mean for one moment that I'd stop?

- Samuel Vimes, Thud!

[jacnaylor]

fave guys

Then you turned around and smiled, then I knew why Debbie calls you sunshine.