#'that's louis but heterosexual'

[lexdelioncourt]

Actually saw a comment on YouTube from someone who said they wouldn't watch AMC's IWTV because they "made them gay".

My brother in Christ ... I'm gonna hold your hand while I tell you this ...

[skyrigel]

Armand on why he's not collecting his 70 years old infant who won't stop annoying louis

[queenoftheimps]

we saw you from across the bar and we really loathe your vibes

[divorceblogger]

I love how the conversation between louis and claudia where she tells him she would’ve probably had a better life if she’d married a man and had kids instead of being turned feels like it’s being riffed on when they bring daniel into the picture. daniel telling louis he can be his claudia in 2x05… the implication that he hopes to eventually achieve an ideal heterosexual relationship because it’s the safe and familiar thing, just like claudia fantasising that her life as a human woman in new orleans would’ve been kinder although race riots caused her death… and then we have claudia finally finding happiness when she allows herself to be honest about her desires - but daniel never really comes out of the closet. and he actually doesn’t fulfil the fantasy of heterosexual happiness that he’s constructed by staying in the closet either. and he also destroys his relationships with his wives and fails his daughters.

[corvidclub]

the loustat girlies who think that Louis only topped for the 80+ years he was away from Lestat because he was subconsciously saving his hole for his hubby... on the one hand: sure, believe whatever makes you happy sweetheart :) but on the other hand: GIRL. bffr with me rn... Louis was ready to bottom for a random british heterosexual after like what? a year? maybe? without dick. Do you think him saying "oh there's room" to Armand was completely innocuous with no double meaning whatsoever? A line which he said as a cruising park regular for months? I'm sorry but a platoon of frenchmen had already dived into that cervix before he even met Armand let alone before he reunited with Lestat...Louis was ready to be with Armand for eternity(!) to piss Lestat off you really think he wouldn't let another man fuck him? a.k.a the easiest and the most obvious way in the entire world to piss him off? hello??

[somethingformyself]

These are Vampires!!! Why the fuck are ya'll acting like this. Bitching and crying about liking 1 bad guy over the other? Why does it matter?! Who cares if Armand erased Louis memories! Louis is a fucking seriel killer! They are all bad people with trauma who take it out on each other. Stop trying to find a "good guy" in a story told by monsters. Also I'm getting really fucking tired of ya'll bringing that babygirl shit into a relationship with two grown ass men, you bitches are weird.

[slaygentford]

ngl you lost when you said Louis is the woman in the relationship, showing your ass if you think there is heterosexuality in a gay relationship

[idlesuperstar]

Jean Gabin as Pepel and Louis Jouvet as The Baron in Les Bas-Fonds [d: Jean Renoir, 1936]

[twoghostslarrie]

casually thinking about when harry had the “things i can” and “things i can’t” tattoo on each arm,,,,,, 😭😭😭😭😭

[just-a-little-kreature]

…aha ha ha…

[track-five]

What do we think about Harry's I can't even think straight shirt? I feel like you might have thoughts

and i say this with all the love in the world:

[builtyouahousefromabrokenhome]

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[lyriumsings]

scandal is SO FUNNY that man HATES his wife so much “you’re forgiven now fuck off” he wants olivia SO BAD LMAOODJAJDHS

[asthedeathoflight]

I dont know enough about iwtv to make any real character analysis here but I will say i am primarily obsessed with Armand bc he has terminal Second Wife Disease and that is so intriguing to me

[fructidors]

versailles (2015) is fucking me up because i have to pause it every 2 minutes and go that's fucking GRANTAIRE

[dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram]

"In videos from while he was in 1D, the way Harry interacts with women, or the idea of women, is really, really, really far away from the way most teenage boys who are attracted to women act"...what a deeply silly thing to say 🤣 Most teenage boys are not world famous boybanders whose every word and deed is analysed by millions.

And yet there were three teenagers who were in 1D and who make it clear, in various ways, that they are attracted to women.