#'that's louis but heterosexual'
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Actually saw a comment on YouTube from someone who said they wouldn't watch AMC's IWTV because they "made them gay".
My brother in Christ ... I'm gonna hold your hand while I tell you this ...
#ah yes#the famously heterosexual vampire chronicles#iwtv#interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#loustat#the vampire lestat#amc immortal universe#louis de pointe du lac
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Armand on why he's not collecting his 70 years old infant who won't stop annoying louis
#interview with the vampire#Daniel don't worry daddy is coming to get you#Then fuck you senseless like you'd wanted for 50 heterosexual years#Shhh it's okay Daniel#louis de pointe du lac#vampire armand#armand#daniel molloy#loumand#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv meme#iwtv amc#iwtv#folkloregurl fics🪩
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we saw you from across the bar and we really loathe your vibes
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#armand de romanus#daniel molloy#i don't even mind that alice=armand is debunked#armand pissily reading daniel's mind is exactly what i wanted#definitely not armand being like “HEY REMEMBER YOUR HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGES DANNY”#“I'M DEFINITELY NOT MAD ABOUT IT STILL”#loumand#devil's minion
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I love how the conversation between louis and claudia where she tells him she would’ve probably had a better life if she’d married a man and had kids instead of being turned feels like it’s being riffed on when they bring daniel into the picture. daniel telling louis he can be his claudia in 2x05… the implication that he hopes to eventually achieve an ideal heterosexual relationship because it’s the safe and familiar thing, just like claudia fantasising that her life as a human woman in new orleans would’ve been kinder although race riots caused her death… and then we have claudia finally finding happiness when she allows herself to be honest about her desires - but daniel never really comes out of the closet. and he actually doesn’t fulfil the fantasy of heterosexual happiness that he’s constructed by staying in the closet either. and he also destroys his relationships with his wives and fails his daughters.
#I love how armand tears apart daniel’s construction of heterosexual bliss. and then wipes the memory. net zero gain.#and louis not only has to deal with his own complicated relationship w/ his sexuality but also has to help his daughter and vampire son#that is to say.#daniel is armand’s baby and daniel’s louis’ baby. he’s literally their boy. AND a child of divorce.#text#interview with the vampire#claudia de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#<- he’s like my best friend who is not real
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the loustat girlies who think that Louis only topped for the 80+ years he was away from Lestat because he was subconsciously saving his hole for his hubby... on the one hand: sure, believe whatever makes you happy sweetheart :) but on the other hand: GIRL. bffr with me rn... Louis was ready to bottom for a random british heterosexual after like what? a year? maybe? without dick. Do you think him saying "oh there's room" to Armand was completely innocuous with no double meaning whatsoever? A line which he said as a cruising park regular for months? I'm sorry but a platoon of frenchmen had already dived into that cervix before he even met Armand let alone before he reunited with Lestat...Louis was ready to be with Armand for eternity(!) to piss Lestat off you really think he wouldn't let another man fuck him? a.k.a the easiest and the most obvious way in the entire world to piss him off? hello??
#I'm not even a 'louis hates topping' person but exclusively?#for almost a century when he either thinks lestat is dead or actively hates him?#for who? for why?#a sizeable chunk of the msm population of parie and sanfran did not perish for these virgin fantasies#loustat reunion fics should really be lestat being shocked and embarrassed by how good louis is at sex now#if future seasons in anyway imply I'm wrong I will simply blame it on rolin jones' heterosexual understanding of the world#iwtv#m.text
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These are Vampires!!! Why the fuck are ya'll acting like this. Bitching and crying about liking 1 bad guy over the other? Why does it matter?! Who cares if Armand erased Louis memories! Louis is a fucking seriel killer! They are all bad people with trauma who take it out on each other. Stop trying to find a "good guy" in a story told by monsters. Also I'm getting really fucking tired of ya'll bringing that babygirl shit into a relationship with two grown ass men, you bitches are weird.
#they way this fandom treats louis#as some dame that needs rescued is hilarious#motherfucker is just a toxic and evil as his lovers#also the fact that ya'll need to inject heterosexual roles#in gay relationships shows me you shouldn't engage with queer media#not to mention spoiling the show#every week 2 days before it officially drops#this fandom is quickly becoming trash#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#amc iwtv#iwtv s2#lestat de lioncourt#claudia de pointe du lac#claudia de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#the vampire armand#arun#armand#daniel molloy#fandom nonsense#ann rice#shippers#queer media
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ngl you lost when you said Louis is the woman in the relationship, showing your ass if you think there is heterosexuality in a gay relationship
#how on earth did you get 'Louis is the woman' out of that series of English words#google heterosexual and then google patriarchal quickly
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Jean Gabin as Pepel and Louis Jouvet as The Baron in Les Bas-Fonds [d: Jean Renoir, 1936]
#jean gabin#louis jouvet#what is amazing about this film is that pepel thinks he's heterosexual#me: watches important serious film by giant of french cinema about class and poverty#also me: these guys!! do they KNOW they're in love????!!??#there is a lot to say about how pepel views women and relationships and hasn't realised the deepest bond he has is with the baron#like dude you need this kind of companionship and comradeship to build a relationship on#also in no news to anyone#jean gabin is ADORKABLE when he laughs#we watched a LOT of french films when I was visiting jools#including a couple of jean ones although more papa gabin than young wiggly hair gabin#and I am watching more now I'm home!#which is amazing considering how tired I am#my wee gifs
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casually thinking about when harry had the “things i can” and “things i can’t” tattoo on each arm,,,,,, 😭😭😭😭😭
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…aha ha ha…
#really though#is there a heterosexual explanation for this#louis james moriarty#sherliam#moriarty the patriot#yuukoku no moriarty
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What do we think about Harry's I can't even think straight shirt? I feel like you might have thoughts
and i say this with all the love in the world:

#h is queer it’s just a fact#we aren’t owed anything so we may never hear it from h#but you can’t deny it#‘i can’t change’ ok love#what a heterosexual tattoo to get!#‘we’re all a little bit gay’#one time i said that to my dad and he said i was biased because i’m gay#and straight people don’t agree with that bc they are in fact not a little bit gay#so from a straight man’s perspective that’s apparently A Lie!!!#‘i like girls’ that’s sweet#so do i babe you’re very valid for that#‘my first crush was louis tomlinson’ my sweet child you have no idea what you’ve just done#‘h’??? ok nonbinary person#i can say that from experience#ravioli approved#ask
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#i'm sleep deprived but#why does it make me laugh so much that i saw some ppl calling louis a 'fake oasis fan' xD#(the usual type of ppl who want to interpret his working class identity as heterosexual posturing/closeting lol)#but fake oasis fan is so funny xD
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scandal is SO FUNNY that man HATES his wife so much “you’re forgiven now fuck off” he wants olivia SO BAD LMAOODJAJDHS
#they’re a heterosexual lestat and louis and you can’t change my mind#he’s OBSESSED WITH HERRR#THEYRE SO TERRIBLEEE#lyriumsings txt
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I dont know enough about iwtv to make any real character analysis here but I will say i am primarily obsessed with Armand bc he has terminal Second Wife Disease and that is so intriguing to me
#pretending to be your lover's servant while he tells the story of how in love he was with the guy before you is WILD#smth about love triangles where one party 'won' but they cant ever escape the specter of that third person#are armand and louis in love? im realizing as i type this that i actually dont know#they could just be best frenemies#i do think armands comment about serving a god was gay tho. like thats not a heterosexual thing#completely unprompted too. out of pocket. absolutely failing at seeming normal.#Blorboposting
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versailles (2015) is fucking me up because i have to pause it every 2 minutes and go that's fucking GRANTAIRE
#they took my sad pathetic man and made him mean!! and heterosexual!! how dare you!!#i'm honestly enjoying it so much like is it GOOD?? probably not is it FUN?? also no#but do i need something to feed my unfortunate louis xiv hyperfixation and also to watch while i embroider? HELL YEAH
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"In videos from while he was in 1D, the way Harry interacts with women, or the idea of women, is really, really, really far away from the way most teenage boys who are attracted to women act"...what a deeply silly thing to say 🤣 Most teenage boys are not world famous boybanders whose every word and deed is analysed by millions.
And yet there were three teenagers who were in 1D and who make it clear, in various ways, that they are attracted to women.
#One of my theories#is that one of the things that made 1D so successful#is Louis and Harry's lack of attraction to women#because the way teenage girls experience heterosexuality from teenage boys is so awful#having someone to tell Liam he was being terrible when he was talking about Daisy Dukes or whatever#was a real plus
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