#'show for little kids where your pet cat learned to talk and is your best friend now' has like; maybe some potential for not-good messages

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

me: i'll just write up a quick post about a couple simple things you could change about sdmi to fix the worst of the talking animal stuff. maybe a little disclaimer at the beginning about the Utopia Problem

me an hour later, 3k words into the post and still writing: ah lads not again

[schlatt-love-bot]

Classroom Dad - Schlatt x Teacher!Reader Headcanon

I got the idea of Schlatt being a “classroom dad” in my head and couldn’t get it out omg, so enjoy my ramblings! For this, Teacher!Reader is at the elementary level :) 

When you met, Schlatt was both in awe of your profession and confused 

“So…listen, I get loving kids and loving learning and all that mushy gushy feel good shit…but you mean to tell me you only get paid that much for dealing with those little shits? …why do it?” 

After dating for a while, though, he began to love the crew of kids in your classroom just as much as you did, maybe even a little bit more 

“Tell me, did the kids give you any more gossip during indoor recess? Is Johnny really into Samantha??” 

He would get a kick out of the stories you’d be bringing home each and every day

On the flipside, though, he would know exactly when you walked through the door on a tough day, were behaviors were out of whack or a lesson didn’t go as planned 

“Awwwh, baby, come ‘ere, talk to me. I’m brewin’ you a cup of tea, and then you can tell me everything that went wrong today.” 

He had a blanket on standby for when the days got so tough you just came home and needed to cry it out 

After being together for so long, he had a strong understanding of just how emotionally taxing the job was, and how much came with it

Would HAPPILY play student for you when you needed to practice a lesson or activity you’ve never done with a class before 

“Babe this worked out perfectly! I forget that you have the IQ of a 4th grader sometimes…”

“Hey! Not nice! I could walk away right now and leave you to figure out why my animal cell and my plant cell look exactly the same!”

Heard you complain once about your district not providing you with a class set of materials you needed, and he IMMEDIATELY bought in on the spot

“Babe, why did a case full of number 2 pencils just show up at our door…?”

“You said the kids needed them…” 

It’s gotten to the point where if he sees something he thinks you need in your classroom or something your students would like, he buys it and presents it to you 

“Schlatt! A guinea pig??” 

“What! I figured you could use a classroom pet!! I wanted to get a classroom cat, but figured those shitheads wouldn't be able to handle it....plus allergies, y'know?” 

Constant supplier of fun trinkets and toys for your classroom prize bin

“Schlatt, the kids are complaining about the ratio of squishies to stickers…” 

“On it, boss. More squishies will be at our door by the end of the week.” 

Your students BEGGED you to finally meet their infamous “classroom dad”

“Guys…Mr. Schlatt works a lot, I don’t know if I could get him to come by and visit…” 

You mentioned it in passing during dinner one night, and Schlatt’s eyes lit up 

“You mean to tell me…they want me there? To meet me? What can I do?” 

And suddenly you’re having a “secret reader” come in at the end of the day to read the next chapter of the book you’re reading as a class 

The kids were excited, thinking it was one of their parents, like they were used to from 1st and 2nd grade 

But when Schlatt walked through the door??

You were chopped liver, these kids were treating him like he was a damn king in the classroom! 

��Mr. Schlatt, how is it living with Miss (Y/N)?” 

“Well, how is she in here?” 

“She’s kind and cares about us, but she can be annoying with the amount of work she makes us do…”

“Yeah..that sounds about right, kiddo.” 

You were making a mental note to never do this, ever, again

Until you noticed just how engaged the kids were in listening to Schlatt read 

Schlatt was doing his best performance, making up voices and giving the kids a show

They were listening to every word coming from his mouth, hook, line, and sinker 

…until he left them on a cliffhanger

“WHATTT???”

“MISS (Y/N)!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?” 

“MR. SCHLATT PLEASSEEEEE, KEEP GOING!!” 

He looked at you with his best puppy eyes 

“Yeah, Miss (Y/N), can we keep going?” 

You chuckled, shaking your head as the entire class plus your boyfriend were begging to continue reading the book

“Guys, I wish I could let Mr. Schlatt continue, but your buses are about to be loaded in 5 minutes, we need to get ourselves packed up and ready to go!” 

The kids, and Schlatt, let out a collective groan before shuffling to get their belongings together

Schlatt lingered, waiting until every last kid left, helping you with closing down your classroom for the day 

“Yknow, toots, that was actually a lot of fun.”

“Good! I’m glad you thought so…we could definitely use a secret reader again for when we start Frindle…”

“You know I’m your man, baby. All you need to do is ask.” 

You told Schlatt to leave without you, needing to do a couple more things before leaving for the day

Reluctant, he left without you, greeting you at the door with your favorite slippers, a glass of wine, and dinner already made 

“I get why you come home so exhausted, now, I was only with those kids for what, 30 minutes? I’m absolutely exhausted!” 

You let out a laugh, glad he understood your daily exhaustion on a personal level now 

“Seeing you with those kids, though…it’s got me thinking…” 

You raised your eyebrow, signalling him to continue

“What if…what if we start workin’ on our own little gremlin…” 

You nearly choked on your wine, cheeks beginning to get hot with blush 

“Think about it, doll, and then get back to-” 

“Yes. We should. In fact…we should get started right now..” 

Not much dinner was eaten that night, but both you and Schlatt certainly had your fill of dessert…

[silentcrowsilentravens]

Mashing together some shorter requests for this :P

Relationship headcanons about Salvatore Moreau, Ark Thompson, Bruce McGivern, and Jake Muller.

(Gender ambiguous).

Warnings: n/a

Masterlists here!

Salvatore Moreau

Sal just fucking melts if you go and give him a lil' kiss on the top of his head. It almost always gets him giggling like a moron.

He likes to play with your hands whenever given the opportunity.

To what I'm sure is nobody's surprise, Salvatore is a huge fan of movie dates. He has lots of good ones to pick from, and a pile of blankets you guys could potentially snuggle under... It can get rather chilly down in that mine, you know.

He might try to find a nice spot around the reservoir to have a picnic with you. Maybe the piers, one of the rooftops, or on a boat...

He tells you that he loves you a lot.

Sal makes his own bracelets (also, bone crowns) and will definitely be making you something as well.

He gives you little trinkets and cool rocks he finds in the reservoir, and will barely be able to contain his excitement when presenting them to you.

He uses pet names like darling, love, my precious, and sweetheart.

The man loves to praise you and give you compliments.

(In case you were wondering, he does enjoy receiving those things from you just as much).

On occasion, you might find him affectionately bumping his head against you. Like a cat or something! :)

Ark Thompson

Know that if you want to be with Ark, then it's crucial that you get along with/like his kids, Lily and Lott. It's important to him that the most important people in his life have a good relationship with each other.

He's always trying to take you out to restaurants for dates. Usually hole-in-the-wall places since they, in his opinion, have the best food.

He also strikes me as the type of guy to take you bowling, mini golfing, or something in a similar vein.

You're one of very few people that gets to see his resting grumpy face change to a genuine toothy smile.

Ark owns one of those wallets with a big ass photo sleeve, and one side of it is literally just pictures of you.

He loves an excuse to rest his forehead against you or to have his head on your lap.

I don't think he uses pet names all that often. Most of the time he just calls you a nickname that's pulled from whatever you go by.

He can be a bit of a doting partner and is always talking about you.

If he can get away with it, Ark likes to pick you up. Most often it's that type of carry where he hooks his arms around your legs and slightly under your butt, but he also goes for the fireman carry on occasion.

He's a big fan of giving you single-lip and corner-of-the-mouth kisses.

Bruce McGivern

Bruce loves to sling an arm over your shoulders when you're standing next to him/walking beside him.

He also loves to come up behind you and hug you. Depending on your height, he might rest his chin on the slope of your shoulder or the top of your head.

His attempts at flirting with you are almost always... corny. Very corny.

Bruce is the kind of guy that likes to play fight/wrestle with you—if you'll allow him.

He uses pet names like honey/hun, darlin' sweetheart, doll, and stud.

If you speak more than one language, Bruce'll try and learn. He'll do it in secret and whip it out once he's confident in his abilities.

He enjoys making you nice home-cooked meals. Be warned, if you choose to help, he is the kind of person who will smear a bit of the ingredients on your face.

Bruce sleeps on his back, so if you're cuddling in bed, he likes to have you snuggled up against his side while he has an arm around you. Alternatively, draped over him like a blanket.

Please run your fingers through his hair. He's a sucker for it. Might just lull him to sleep.

Bruce is someone who hardly ever takes you on the same sort of date twice. Man's got a million ideas to try out with you.

Jake Muller

Jake might not always be the best at expressing himself with words, so he often shows his affection for you through actions. He'll get you little gifts every now and then to surprise you, and often does things for you without asking.

(You might find him doing stuff like this in an attempt to make up for doing something stupid).

He can be rather protective of you. This guy wouldn't hesitate to take a bullet—or bite from some undead motherfucker if it means keeping you safe.

When it comes to cuddling, Jake prefers when you're snuggled up against his side or straight up into his chest.

You'll often find him resting a hand on one of your thighs.

Or alternatively, both of his legs across them.

Once you get to know him, it's not too hard to fluster him. Despite often acting like a smug bastard, compliments from someone Jake genuinely cares about can make them that way. He just doesn't know how to process them.

Jake is the sort of partner that goes out of his way to annoy and tease you. Very, very rarely to the point of genuine frustration, though! It's all in good fun.

His ideal dates involve going out without having any real idea what you're going to do, and just doing something that piques your guys' interest when you come across it.

With his line of work, you either end up doing a lot of moving around or, unfortunately, go through periods where you only get to hear his voice. He calls often, at least.

[coinflict]

15 people 15 questions!!!!

Tagged by @suzufield thank you yay ^^

This is a long one so it's under the cut and also idgaf I love hearing myself talk I love the sound of my own voice!!!!

Not really, my given name is that of a saint like most names from here tbh, but my mom picked it because it's short and she wanted people from everywhere around the world to be able to say it which is kind of cute. I don't have chosen name I have like 3 nicknames people alternate between, one of them is Ani or AniGC which I use on the internet and I don't plan on picking one I think not having a name is cool!

1. Are you named after anyone?

2. When was the last time you cried?

Nope, too young, and also having my own kids or parenting/fostering is not something I am fit to ever do I don't think I would be a good parent. I'm a lesbian so biological kids are kind of out the window (not really but don't want them regardless, better safe than sorry on this matter I think). I would love to work with kids though at least once in my lifetime.

Genuinely yesterday I love crying I cry all the damn time it helps me fall asleep. What the libs don't want you to know is that depression is actually awesome because you can cry all the fucking time and you don't need sleeping medication! Yay for mental illness!

3. Do you have kids?

4. What sports have you played/do you play?

I did karate for 8 or 9 years from ages of like 6-14, loved it, then I fell down the stairs and fucked up my spine and had to quit. Then I did swimming for a bit but nothing too serious and I quit that because I got bored now I do fuck all.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Yes a lot but I try to not get too irony poisoned lol, I mostly just say outlandish shit but I do use sarcasm.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

I couldn't tell you if you put a gun to my head. I don't fucking know 😭

7. Eye colour?

Brown! ^^

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

This is a strange one I'm not really big on either of these things. When it comes to horror I'm not really a fan of movies I feel like a thing inherently becomes a little less scary when you show it to me or when it's moving you know? Idk I like some of them but I really do enjoy horror books those are awesome. And for the other thing I don't know is it a happy ending for me or the characters? Like I enjoy all plot threads being tied together well but if that doesn't make my fav happy GOOD. Let that bitch suffer. To actually answer the question I think scary movies lmao.

9. Any talents?

Why yes I'm very awesome. Idk I'm a fast learner genuinely that's the biggest thing I've got going on I think almost everything I know I learned on my own accord, it was never given to me, and idk I'm kind of proud of that idgaf if it sounds corny. I can also dislocate my thumb that's kind of cool.

10. Where were you born?

In the hospital (Serbia but I don't like saying where I'm from too much I want to remain a Mysterious Figure On The Computer and now you have to ignore the fact that I frequently post about this)

11. What are your hobbies?

Running the risk of sounding like a loser nerd I love studying I love learning things if I could stay in school for the rest of my life I genuinely would. I love learning how shit works and I'm gonna be honest organic chemistry has been among my favourite things to study ever it's so perfectly logical and awesome one of the best sciences ever for sure. Besides that I like doing fuck all and taking the piss on the internet.

12. Do you have any pets?

Nope! Small apartment and not enough money or time to take care of them. One day I will get a cat though trust.

13. How tall are you?

184cm that's like 6'0" I think?

14. Favourite subject in school?

Idk probably physics. High school level chem was incredibly fucking boring I didn't even have to fart to get good grades. Math and programming were my original beloveds but I fell out of love with them very soon after starting high school due to bad experiences with teachers. So yeah probably physics idk the only subjects I think about at this point are the ones I'll have next year in college I can't fucking wait for atomistics.

15. Dream job?

I feel like a fucking idiot being at my age and telling people I want to be a scientist but like!!!!!! I do I genuinely do!!!! I want to be a researcher and do cool things I want to be entranced by the work I do maybe this sounds so incredibly optimistic because it's likely that if I become a researcher I'll be eating packet noodles for the rest of my life but!! That's my dream!!!

I cannot be assed to tag 15 people I'm sorry also I think everyone and their mom has done this at this point so I'll tag. 3 take it or leave it! Sorry if any of you have done this already 😭. Also if you haven't but don't want to that's fine lmao no pressure

@k-ru-h @viegoinahoodie @schrodingers-catgirl

[cherrysmokesaconha]

actually i’m real curious but have you done any lore or info on your ship kids?

getting into ship kids a lot and i want to know more info about each one of them if possible <3

OH OH THAT'S AWESOME!!! :3

// tw death / suicide / paternal abandonment (for Ricky part)

I will do the ones that I remember for now:

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Ricky (2004 Tord's adoptive son)

His biological parents had a troubled relationship, and his mother had Ricky when she wasn't even married, and his father disappeared from the map when he found out she was pregnant.

When Ricky was born, his mother was too tired and depressed to take care of him, so she left him at the door of EW Studios (since it was the first door she found to leave the little basket where baby Ricky was), and days later, his mother was found dead in a cabin in the middle of the forest.

Her body was near a gun, which suggested she committed suicide. The owner of the cabin was the owner of the gun, and he was the same person who reported the case to the police and was declared innocent as he was not in the cabin at the time of the incident (and he was not the one who killed her).

Tord only found out that Ricky now no longer had parents when he saw the woman's body being taken away, and he realized that it was Ricky's mother because of her hair color (also black). He never learned the whereabouts of Ricky's biological father, but he was sure he had no interest in being part of Ricky's life. And Tord adopted Ricky because the baby liked him more and because Tord was the one that took more Care of Ricky while they were searching for his parents lol

Ricky, even though he is a young child, he already knows parts of his parents' story (in a very vague way and without much information), but he genuinely doesn't care about it, since for him, Tord is the best father and parental figure he ever had.

Now about the 2trenchfamily AU, the backstory is pretty much the same. The only difference is that in the original AU, Ricky is Tord's only son throughout his life, while in this new AU he gained a little brother (son of Tord and Derick) at age 7.

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Nikolai (Tord + Derick Child)

In the 2trenchfamily AU, he is Ricky's younger stepbrother. He has autism and rarely talks (only when showing emoticons or when the situation ACTUALLY needs some answer). He's also a big fan of cats (mostly kittens) and wish he had a kitten (since they don't have pets in this AU yet).

Nikolai was created from Derick and Tord's DNA in a laboratory, more specifically in Dr. Decapi's laboratory, who had to put his mutual hatred for Derick aside and help them have the baby.

Different of his parents, Nikolai doesn't have interest in guns or anything like that. He's still a small child but he got no interests in common with his parents (only liking cats). He likes reading children's books, more specifically those where you can interact with the characters (I don't know how to explain this part very well, but he enjoys books just like the kitten book that Gru's daughters showed him in Despicable Me :3) and he also likes flash games that doesn't include anything gory related (like those kitchen/cooking games or dress up games).

And also, Ricky (in this AU, a teen) shares his octopus plush Nami with Nikolai, so Nami is basically also Nikolai's comfort plush :3

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For now that's It. Maybe I will make a separate post If I got more ideas for my other fankids lol

[purplesurveys]

1973

Will you answer these questions as personally as you can?  Sure! That's why I keep this blog anyway.

Why are you happy?  I'm happy in every aspect outside of work because I live comfortably and am in relatively a privileged position where all my basics needs can be taken care of. I'm also satisfied in my own skin and have established a small but tight circle of friends who has my back no matter what.

I *am* miserable at work due to the massive culture change that's been seeping its way in the last few months, but I just try to put a positive spin on it and remember that it pays for my hobbies and the lifestyle I want to live. As long as I can mind my own business there, I can remember to be happy.

Who’s the last person you hugged? My cousins when we saw each other at our uncle's 50th birthday party yesterday.

Would you pay someone to kill the person who hurt you a lot?  Waste of time and money. Plus I know it'd haunt me for the rest of my life, so no thanks.

Do you like the song ‘Sick Little Games’ by All Time Low? we're ALL!!!!!!! part of the SAME!!!! SICK LITTLE GAAAAAAMES and I need a getaway, getawaaaay~ I'm wasting my daaaays I throw them awaaay losing it all on these sick little games ooOOooOoOoOooOoo

Yeah, I did. The whole Nothing Personal album is pretty great.

Last night you felt?  Unsatisfied would be apt, I guess? I had leftover rice for dinner and it was so tough to chew regardless of how many times I put it in the microwave. In the end it felt more of a chore eating my meal and I didn't really enjoy it.

How are you feeling right now?  A little bad that I'm on leave again tomorrow and leaving everybody to deal with work, so I need to keep reminding myself that this is revenge for 1) being the only person in the team who didn't file a week-long leave back in December, leaving me to pick up after them; and 2) being the only person in the team NOT part of the extended Japan vacation that the rest of them planned for and had together, after our company trip proper. They don't care for me so I should really learn to be ok with extending the same (lack of) energy lol.

Are you drifting away from someone you were close with?  I wouldn't say I was close to her but I definitely don't talk to Bea as much anymore. Part of that is because I've gone silent on socials and stopped checking on people beyond my closest friends, but yeah.

Is there someone you’d like to fix things with?  No.

Have you ever liked someone that treated you like crap?  Yes.

What are you listening to?  Just a YouTube autoplay of Bigbang's older performances.

Have you ever stayed in a hotel?  Yeah, fairly frequently.

What is in your pocket?  I currently don't have anything in them.

Have a best friend? Yes.

Does it bother you when your best friend does stuff without you?  Not at all! She has a fiancé - she should be doing stuff with him, lol. Seriously though, we have our own lives and at (the dawn of) 27 I really shouldn't be overanalyzing this sort of thing anymore.

Do you keep any secrets from your best friend?  I don't think I purposely keep anything a secret from them. I'm sure there's things that just haven't come up that they wouldn't know, but I don't go out of my way to be secretive. I'm very much an open book. < How perfectly put :) I'm the exact same.

What were you doing 60 minutes ago?  I think I took a quick break from this survey to watch BSS on Daesung's show.

Is there a secret you’ve never told your parents?  A lot. I wouldn't call myself an open book with regard to my parents. They broke my trust years ago and I never got to move past that.

What’s something that can always make you feel better?  My pets. Or any chance to interact with dogs and cats!

What do you want right now?  Finish this and take another one. I haven't been doing these as often as I would like to for a couple of months now and I want to catch up, heh.

What would you name your future son?  Stopped thinking about this since I know I'd never have kids. My favorites used to be Mason and Liam, though.

If you had to eat 1 thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?  Probably pizza since it's super customizable + practicality-wise, it's handheld yet it has everything so it's a really convenient eat for me.

How’s your life lately?  The existential crisis has been hanging out for a while now, that's as much as I can share. I really want to make a big jump to somewhere new and unfamiliar, but I genuinely don't know what that is! I want so badly to feel excited again but I don't know where to start. I don't even know what my goal is – I got promoted so fast that I never had time to think about my goals, because I achieved everything I wanted to reach in just 3 years. Just...I wish I had more time to build up toward things.

I'm very lucky to have a good job that can let me simply float through life if that's all I wanted, but I'm not the kind of person who can stay static...so I'm feeling very restless and I hate that I don't really know what to do about it.

Last person to send you a text?  Idk I never check my texts because it's always bombarded with work work work work work work work

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?  I was watching the Rumble and waiting patiently for AJ Lee to come out (she didn't) (I'm very disheartened) (IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS)

Did you have a good birthday this year?  I'm not having it til April!

Have you done anything embarrassing lately? I accidentally let a Gen Z slang slip while talking to a client last week and my brain has been doing a swell job reminding me of it before going to bed because intrusive thoughts always win apparently hahaha BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do you trust easily?  No.

Do you like cookies n’ cream ice cream?  It's my favorite flavor :)

How often do you raise your hand in class and answer a question?  Oh, I never recited. It's why, while my test scores were always between above average to excellent, my grades always took a fall when computing for the average because my recitation record was always at a 0.

I'm fine with public speaking because at least I know it's my turn to talk – but if it's something like volunteering to raise my hand, I'm shy about it because it's always felt like volunteering to hog the spotlight. Idk if that even makes sense, but that's how I've always felt.

Ever been mistaken for someone else, and took it as an insult?  I don't think so, no.

What color shirt are you wearing?  Black.

Is there a boy that would do absolutely everything for you?  I don't think so.

Did you ever think you had the Swine flu? No. Classes were suspended when the flu was at its peak so I had always felt safe.

Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?  The production crew at the Tiktok livestream shoot we did for a client last December. Prod/film/advertising people are consistently the biggest fucking chainsmokers I know so it was barely a surprise at that point, lmfao.

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?  I wasn't talking to anybody.

Are you a mean person?  No. I'm firm and uptight, but not actively mean. I could turn mean if provoked, though.

Does anyone hate you?  Very much a possibility, yeah.

Do you usually tell people when you’re mad at them? I'd express it in other ways, and never directly in these words. Filipinos by culture aren't the most direct people, hehe.

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?  Nobody.

Will this weekend be a good one?  Probably not because I will have weekend work, both days.

Have you ever liked someone older than you?  Nope.

Are you mad at someone right now? No.

[screechcat]

Heyo, well, if it ain't my #1 account! Always a good night to get a rag from you. Anyhooters, imma get into these queestions!

Are you named after someone?

Uh, nah, my name ended up as Olivia simply out of the spite my parents have towards my dad's father. Literally, three names trashed cause he liked it.

When was the last time you cried?

Like, a solid cry? Uuuuh, a year-ish? If we're talking like a lil cry, a few tears, about a week ago.

Do you have kids?

HA! Hell no.

What sports do you play/have played?

I was never big on sports, but I DUG softball in middle school. Not to tute my own horn, but I wasn't half bad, which was pretty good for me. I also did E-sports for R6 at my community college. I think we almost went to some finals thing, which was pretty cool. Oh, oh, how could I forget kickball!? I kicked ass at the game and it was so fun!

Do you use sarcasm?

Does a tick stick to a dog's hide? Dude, I use sarcasm as my own language. It's like my love language and half of my humor. Like, don't get me wrong, I ain't an ass about it, but if you're being stupid, you're gonna get some good ol Livie'casm.

What is the first thing you notice about people?

Uh, I never really thought about it. My best guess would be their eyes? I was always thought to keep eye contact with a person when talking to them. Plus, I do it to show respect and give them my full attention.

Then again, I don't take in a lot of details on a person the first time I meet them. I'm to busy trying to focus on what they're saying and making sure they aren't a threat.

What is your eye color?

Some kind of hazel. Like, green on the outside, then blue closer to the pupil and a small gold right right around the pupil. That kinda deal.

Scary movies or happy endings?

Uuuuuuuh, I love the angst and stuff that comes with a scary movie, but I can never say no to a happy ending. Something about seeing characters on the TV getting the ending they deserve makes me smile. That and it kinda gives me little boosts of hope for my own happy ending. Well, rather the beginning of my happy forever.

Any talents?

Well, I don't know, to be honest. I've never been exceptionally good at one thing as far as I know. The closest thing to a talent I have is baking.

Where were you born?

In the good ol' land of tatters, of course! Where it's either hot as balls or as cold as an Eskimos home. Grass as yellow as a dehydrated man's piss and you will quite literally never go a day without seeing a tumble weed during the summers. Love the state, though. Best memories there and some wonderful summers.

What are your hobbies?

Uhm, hard to say, I suppose. I've come to realize that I don't really know who I am. I gave up hobbies I used to love a while ago. So, I guess doodling and listening to music are the main ones. That's the fun of it, though. I get to learn who I am all over again.

Do you have any pets?

I do, in fact! I've always had a pet in our home since, well, forever! Currently, I have a 1 year old Pitbull terrier mix, and oh my gosh, she's the cutest! We also got one of her sisters from the same litter. That one is my brother's, though. Then, we have a fat cat named Tigi, who's a whole ten years of age. Ever since she was a kitten, she's had a smoker meow(that's what we call it), and it's so funny. Her purrs are so loud too, like you can just look at her and she'll purr. Great help on the bad days. I had a tortoise shell cat, too, who was Tigi's sister. Her name was Mimi, and she was my world. Still love that cat with all of my soul even though she's gone now.

How tall are you?

A whole 5'10 my good friend! I was aiming for 6'0, but it'll do. 😌

Favorite subject in school?

Lunch.... kidding, it's hands down history class. I'm a nerd, and history is just so fun to learn about.

Dream Job?

Ideally, one where I'd get paid to travel or maybe a successful actress/YouTuber. Being realistic, though I'd just like a job where I help people. Like, I'll be off to college soon enough, and I'm considering a psych degree because I love the field, and the thought of helping others with things I struggle with just sounds right.

K, that was soooo fun! I loved learning more about you. It feels like we're closer now, ya know? Anyhooters, here it is!

The friends/moots that I'm gonna try and drag into this: @lowkeyerror @smalls-words @godlykhepri @skeletors-cock @gilligans-islands @ctitan98official @unholyhelbig @ale-owl

🙌15 Questions For Friends 🙌

Tagged by my people: @michiganstray , @blackwolfstabs , and @osnapitzmel1

⬆️Gif and Photo made by FantasyLandBitch ⬆️

Are you named after someone?

No, my mom had the name Elizabeth picked out I think before or after I was born. However, if you are referring to my tumblr name then I made the name"FantasyLandBitch" up way after high school because I wasn't sure what to really call myself and for the life of me I don't remember the original name of my tumblr.

When was the last time you cried?

I cried last night while my sister and her wife were driving me and my little brother back to our parents house and I had cried while in the house.

Do you have kids?

Haha in this economy? No.

What sports do you play/have played?

Well growing up I didn't participate in team sports like wanting to go pro kind of sports because I had a lot of anxiety, was super shy, and insecure. However, I did like participating in flag football, volleyball, badminton, baseball, and sometimes floor hockey.

Do you use sarcasm?

I had to ask my brother "Hey Jon, have I ever used sarcasm?" and he said "no" so no. I think it's because I sort of wouldn't know how to do that but if I picked up that someone else was using sarcasm in a particular tone that lets me know that they're using sarcasm that's fine or like they're kidding is fine.

But if someone is using sarcasm in a rude way then I might be inclined to punch them really hard in the throat.

What is the first thing you notice about people?

I would say their vibes or their personality because I might be intimidated if I don't know the stranger or I might feel uncomfortable by their vibes. But if someone's vibes and personality seem friendly then it's safe for me to talk to them.

What is your eye color?

I think my eyes are dark brown.

Scary movies or happy endings?

DAMN okay so for this one it really depends because if it's a scary movie with a happy ending where a character lives after suffering the entire movie then I'm all for it right. The narrative needs to be well thought out and not half assed. But if it's like a scary movie where the narrative and characters makes sense, then be my guest kill everyone on the screen, however, if it's a movie like "The Descent" and there are no happy endings then I might get fucking angry.

Any talents?

Okay so for some reason this one was kind of hard for me to understand so I had to look up what you meant. But I would say writing, maybe storytelling, having a creative mind or possibly being creatively gifted.

{I would have to get help for this one and write a list.}

Where were you born?

In the USA but if you're talking about where I came out of the womb then that is confidential.

What are your hobbies?

Writing, Drawing in different mediums, sewing when I have to sew, playing video games, listening to music, sometimes singing, sometimes reading,

Do you have any pets?

I did...we had to put my 12 year old dog down on March 2 due to liver cancer so it's been kind of hard for me since then. But I suppose I have unofficially adopted my friends pets, my sisters dog Starbuck, and am kind of happy just seeing animals in general.

How tall are you?

I'm 5'3 and ready to beat someone's ass like a morally gray character.

Favorite subject in school?

Oooooooooooooooooh that's kind of a hard one, it's between History and Art.

Dream job?

When I figure it out then I'll come back to you.

I shall tag: @screechcat , @thisonewhocanbreathe , @schrodingerspsycho , @wandagcre

Feel free to try this out, tag your friends or close followers but also no pressure to make one!😊💚😘

[joeyleesblog]

Silence (inside your head the screams won't shut up)

Synopsis: Reader (R for short) has rowdy drunk parents, a whiny little sister, and a skittish cat. Damian offers her refuge.

Platonic! Damian.

Warning: alcoholism and unstable home.

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Silence (inside your head the screams won't shut up)

ultra_violet_delia

(I remember those days

The terror that's in our house, the fear in your bones

Does not go away

Not)

(...)

The screams and insults are present in R's earliest memories. The loud, angry voices of Mom and Dad lashing out at each other pierce his skin and sink into his bones like needles. She remembers crying and crying as loud as her parents' screams, in the childish desire to have the attention of the people who brought her into the world, to be comforted and supported. But mom and dad don't, they just keep throwing insults and mean words at each other. So she learns that crying is a waste of time and doesn't drown out the hellish noise.

She hates being around her parents and staying at home, but the streets of Gotham are also noisy: gunshots, robberies and murders. Staying on the street to escape the noise at home is not the best option — but there are days when it's worth risking a little silence. However, there are her neighbors a few blocks away, some are kind and allow her to stay in their homes and play with their children. They are her few good childhood memories.

However, R believes she has been cursed, because sometimes the screams of her home linger in her head, even when she isn't home and her parents are away. She once had to be taken to the hospital for stitches in her head after slamming her into the bathroom mirror, hoping to silence her parents' loud voices - and she did, but then her parents yelled at her until her cheeks they turned red and they took away dinner for weeks because of medical bills. Therefore, it was not worth trying this method again.

(...)

(These are my memories

You do not want to know

You do not want to know

These are the memories we've been waiting for We don't want to show

We don't want to show

By now you need to know, you're not alone)

(...)

WHEN her little sister C is born, the noise gets worse. She is very crybaby and demanding, irritates R in the first few months, however, she understands why that baby cries so much and doesn't stop anymore, especially when the parents are drunk and screaming - that is, always. — R then does what she wanted her parents to do when she cried; cradles her little sister in her arms and sings to her, hoping to drown out the noise of her parents' violent fight. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't - and sometimes she can't take the pressure and lets it out through her eyes and mouth until her throat burns and her head hurts. Until all the anger, pain and frustration leaves the heart for a while.

Time passes, C grows up and keeps crying, his parents keep drinking and yelling. Your creativity in inventing pranks to distract your sister from the fights increases - she is also distracted by the noise. — School becomes a refuge and she gets a job as a dishwasher.

She saves until she can buy a kitten at a pet store. He's risky and ill-tempered, his parents hate him, but she loves him like a son: her adorable, arrogant Julius Caesar - because of his funny depiction in Asterix and Obelix - with a little clawless paw.

Life is still unhappy and noisy, but C and Júlio make it worth it, they continue to live it and dream of the day when everything will be silent.

(...)

(Save the violence

On top of your heart like a secret location

Where no one can enter)

(...)

R didn't have an opinion about Damian Wayne beyond what the media talked about and his peers gossiped. Honestly, she didn't mind another rich kid at school, especially when he didn't try her patience. In short, R was neutral towards Gotham's most beloved son. — that is, until she was cast as his science partner. Then everything changed from there.

Damian Wayne really was a jerk with sharp words and an imperious temper. He was somewhat reminiscent of his parents, so it was easy to dislike the boy and deal with his bad behavior without falling into the trap of fighting back and wasting your breath in vain on someone who had mastered the art of argumentation - be it debate or fists. His indifferent reaction clearly shook the brunette who was used to receiving defensive and negative reactions because of his lack of manners. It was a little unexpected and mildly interested in him, testing how far that indifference went.

One day, R relented.

— You're more annoying than my cat when it wants food. Only I feel like hitting you instead of petting you.

Damian's reaction was nothing like she'd expected.

- You have a cat?

The interest in her voice surprised her and although confused, but never missing an opportunity to talk about her risky baby - even with an idiot - R answered her.

- Yea. Julio Cesar. The brunette smiled as if he approved of the name. As for his personality, certainly the great emperor of Rome was his idol.

— A fitting name for a noble creature.

R snorted in amusement.

- Noble than anything. I tried to give him a mouse once, my God, he looked at me like I said I was going to neuter him and bit my ankles until he threw the mouse out of sight.

Damian laughed.

— My cow is also very picky about her food. But that's to be expected when I provide only the best for her. R dropped the vial.

- Your what?

Damian scoffed. And so a friendship formed from conversations about their pets, then their hobbies and their hated teachers. Soon, they were eating together at recess and hiding from their annoying classmates in the farthest corners of the school. So they exchanged phone numbers and met outside the school in cafes, squares and libraries. They were fresh and relaxed days, R loved it.

So R decided that his younger sister would join in the fun too and asked Damian if he would like to go to the amusement park with her and her little sister for the weekend.

The way his face crinkled up at the lost one was hilarious, but in the end the answer was yes. When the weekend finally arrived and Damian and C finally met, it was a very funny moment, they were both shy with each other and the walk to the park was an awkward silence. However, Damian quickly won over his little sister, distributing all the prizes he won in almost every game and buying all the goodies she wanted, although the boy said that they were junk that should not be consumed. However, when C offered the treats with such enthusiasm and expectations in his little bambi eyes, Damian couldn't bring himself to refuse and break the child's heart. Their grimaces from eating the sugary junk food were great and it was really a shame that R couldn't capture them.

In short, it was the most fun and wonderful time in R and C's life. The memory became an outlet for Mom and Dad's violent arguments and fights.

R, C and Damian were a trio. C sang praises and praises for the boy with ninja skills that inflamed his ego and Damian decided that his little sister would be his newest student to teach fighting and defense moves. R loved the lightness and ease of being with both of them and everything was perfect.

Until the three of them went out on the boat and C accidentally spilled a body of juice on Damian's sleeve and had a fit of tears and sobs, clinging to R like a lifeline when Dami tried to reassure her and it had the opposite effect. R excused himself as he carried his sobbing sister to the bathroom and spent nearly an hour soothing her. When the little girl finally stopped crying and the two returned to the table, already clean and with a new body of juice, Damian was waiting for them with a neutral face. The brunette then got up and knelt down in front of C.

— Hey look at me please C.

C made a great effort and looked straight into the boy's green irises.

— I'm not crazy. I promise. Sorry if I scared you.

The little sister started crying again and threw herself into Damian's arms, to the surprise of the teenager who didn't expect the reaction and did his best to calm the little girl who started to cry and scratched on her expensive clothes. In the end, C won two ice creams and a stuffed animal from Robin.

Of course after that disastrous episode Damian started asking questions that R feared and the bastard was good at asking the questions in a way that one day cornered the girl.

It was disastrous.

— Let's do the work at your house.

— What? No, you know you can't be there.

— It's because?

— You know very well why, Damian.

— Tt. What's the matter with your parents? What will happen if they get mad, R? Something bad maybe?

Tell me. She could almost hear the thread of her patience snapping. And at that moment, R proved to be her parents' daughter.

— Go to hell with your innuendoes, you rich bastard! You want to talk about abuse so badly?! Great! Why don't we talk about you then?!

Right on target.

- How is it?

— No one is blind to bruises, Damian! God, even broken bones! Where do they come from, huh? It's not just from kidnappers! Unless your dad covers up the fact that you get kidnapped every week! And if so, what else does your dad cover up for the media, huh?! Your short temper perhaps? After all, you have to inherit this temper from someone!

— My father is not an abusive scum like your parents!

— They're not abusers, you idiot! Why the hell are you so obsessed with this?!

— Then why is C so uncomfortable around alducts? Why is she so scared when they speak a little louder? And when we have a petty argument she begs us not to fight? Why does she look at me like I'm hurting her?

— Do you want to talk about reactions? OK. Why do you get so tense when someone approaches you like an enemy? Why is your first reaction to attack or defend when someone takes you by surprise? Why do you behave like you're going to be attacked when we leave? Huh, Damian? Who taught you these reactions?

(...)

(Silence is what I need silence the misery

The silence that belongs to me

Like stillness inside a dream

Just be quiet and pray

And let the noise disperse)

(...)

SURPRISINGLY, it was Damian who relented and apologized first. Well, what could be considered a waste of apology coming from Damian Wayne. It was on the terrace that they spoke for the first time in a whole month without even exchanging glances.

— My reaction wasn't mature and I realize I shouldn't have pushed you like I did. Am sorry.

R did not hesitate to respond.

— I shouldn't have yelled and cursed at you. I'm sorry, Damian.

— All right.

They sat in comfortable silence, looking up at the sun in Gotham's polluted sky. Even R confesses in a low voice.

— Mom and Dad fight like kids and drink beer like water. They never hit me or C, just yelled and took our dinner away. I learned to deal with it and I tried to protect C from it, but you see how in vain it was.

— No, R. You did a good job. And I don't say it just to say it, but because it's true. You know me.

— Thanks.

— My father is not an abuser. I... I grew up in a dojo with my mother and my grandfather owns it. I learned the fight the moment I started walking. Then I moved in with a father who disapproved of the way my mother and grandfather raised me.

— Damn it.

— IT IS.

— What an exciting life we ​​have.

— Very exciting indeed.

R laughed and laughed and laughed, until tears welled up in her eyes and sobs escaped her mouth. Damian didn't say anything, just let her cry into his shoulder until she calmed down and then he opened his mouth.

— You and C are welcome to the Manor anytime.

— Your...

— My family keeps asking when I'm bringing you and C to the mansion.

-.... OK. I'm dying to eat Alfred's cooking.

Damian just smiled funny

[palimpsessed]

15 Questions/15 People

@theearlgreymage @johnwgrey @artsyunderstudy @shrekgogurt @raenestee @yellobb @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @cutestkilla @facewithoutheart @prettylightsbigcity @thewholelemon @fatalfangirl @aroace-genderfluid-sheep thank you all so much for tagging me! I have loved getting to read your responses and learn more about you all 🥰

Are you named after anyone? Nope. Although if I’d been assigned male at birth, my parents would have named me Ross after Ross Poldark because they were big into Poldark during the original tv series and owned the books. I grew up in the nineties when my only reference points for Ross were: Dress for Less and Geller from Friends, so I don’t think I would’ve liked having that name. My sister would have been Tristan after the character from All Creatures Great and Small. Makes me feel so old knowing both of those shows were recently revived…

When was the last time you cried? Thursday when I found out a very lovely someone made one of my fics into an actual book because they loved it so much they wanted to have a physical copy to read! (I don’t know if they’re okay with me saying who they are so I am being intentionally vague.)

Do you have kids? No. Please do not make me be responsible for another human life.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? I don’t think I know how to have a conversation without it.

What’s the first thing you notice about people? I have no idea.

What’s your eye color? Brown. I think I’ve had them described as root beer brown before?

Scary movie or happy endings? Happy ending

Any special talents? I’ve always been a pal of few words (verbally), but I know how to make them count for comedic timing. My grandpa called me a pistol when I was like 2 or 3 and I made my sister spit take so often at the dinner table, everyone in my family told me I should become a comedian.

I can read backwards. When I focus on it, I can talk backwards too—whole sentences not single words. I always thought it would be fun to try to have conversations, but idk who I’d talk to?

I’m ambidextrous.

Where were you born? About thirty miles from here.

What are your hobbies? My main hobby at present is just fandom. Writing, making art, reading, discord, tumblr... it all revolves around Snowbaz and the fandom. If I’m not doing any of that, I’m probably descending slowly into madness from not knowing what else to do with myself. Like. What do people do? I used to tap and I used to play drums. I enjoy baking but my kitchen is too small to make it worth my while most of the time.

Do you have any pets? Not at the moment. I had two cats who were my babies. Mr. T, who passed away in 2018, and Batgirl, who passed away in 2020. I think I’m feeling ready to get another cat, but I can’t have pets in my apartment and also I don’t think I can afford to take care of an animal.

What sports do you play/have you played? I briefly played basketball in sixth (?) grade. But I got freaked out when we were going to start playing in actual games so I dropped out. I played soccer for one year, was always put in the goal, got bored, and picked at the grass as my entertainment. I did try volleyball and badminton but never went anywhere with either. I was always told that I had swimmers shoulders, but was too scared to try the swim team. I really don’t like athletic competition, it would seem.

How tall are you? You know, when I was a little kid, some test said I was going to be 6’7”. I…am not. 😂

Favorite subject at school? Fuck me. English? I have a degree in it, so let’s say that. Actually, it was probably Book Arts in college. I remember dreading the work of school, but loving the rush of academic success. So maybe the real answer is, whatever I was doing best in.

Dream job? This is what is known as an oxymoron. Honestly, my current job is pretty ideal as jobs go: I walk to work, I have a four day week, I’m union, I’m pensioned, I’m hourly, I work for my city government so it’s non profit and I know there’s a point to what I’m doing, my boss is very hands off, and I have free time for...tumblr tag games.

Tagging to share if you want or to say hi if you don’t. Hi!! @bazzybelle @bookish-bogwitch @excalisbury @foolofabookwyrm-activated @ivelovedhimthroughworse @jbrrring @moodandmist @martsonmars @mostlymaudlin @nightimedreamersworld @otherpeoplesheartachept-2 @stardustasincocaine @tea-brigade @urban-sith @wetheformidables

[kqiji]

itadori yuuji as your boyfriend.

ITADORI AS YOUR BOYFRIEND !

genre ★ headcanons, fluff.

pairing ★ boyfriend!itadori x gn!reader.

warnings ★ mentions of sukuna, extremely light spoilers in the first point, ITS LITERALLY SO KNOWN BUT LIKE IM GONNA SPOILER IT. proceed with caution.

— he knows NOTHING about relationships ! you're his first, and his only because that's how much he loves you. the only things he knows are from those romcoms that gojo had forced him to watch when he locked him up in the basement.

— he shows signs of active listening without even knowing it, he's literally the best person to go to when you need to rant or need to get advice. he listens very keenly, repeats back what you said to avoid misunderstandings, proceeds to validate your feelings, and then gives you advice if you need it. GIVE HIM A PHAT KISS.

— from the last point, an absolute ASS kisser, this guy fucking sucks im sorry. your first kiss? it was cool, EXCEPT HE ACCIDENTALLY HEADBUTTED YOU WHILE GIVING YOU A PECK?? this boy has no idea what he's doing SOMEONE SAVE HIM. you 10000% need to teach him how to kiss. he definitely felt insecure about it at first, but then slowly became more comfortable thanks to you.

— he does everything in his willpower to keep you safe and happy, he's so so protective of you in a non-toxic way and uses his powers (bruh idek HELP) to keep you safe at all times wherever and whenever.

— please establish boundaries this boy's head is empty. he is clingy, very much attached by the hip. but in a very good way because this boy is literally an angel, he makes sure you're safe 24/7 while also making sure that he gives you all the hugs and kisses you'll ever need. very much giving cat with separation anxiety.

— sukuna. at first this piece of shit could not tolerate you, continuing to make threats over your life and forcing himself to come out so he could threaten you face to face. this made yuuji very VERY insecure about going on with the relationship, he thought that it was very cruel of him to keep you around when a literal demon was threatening your life. but after a long THREE-way talk, you came to the conclusion that you would stay. itadori could control sukuna and whenever he would pop out, so it wouldn't be a problem.

— sooner or later, sukuna would tolerate you and your " disgusting love " with yuuji. he would drop the threats, not completely but it's better than nothing. and he would still definitely scream at itadori whenever you two were kissing or doing something lovey-dovey but the pink haired boy learned to shut him out.

— absolutely big on cuddling, he loves LOVES LOVES resting his head on your chest and stomach </3 he also loves sitting in between your thighs, he finds great comfort whenever he's asleep on you in general because he knows you're there and that you're not going anywhere.

— definitely loves gaming ! would let you sit on his lap whenever he's playing, and would mute himself in the party so he could freely talk to you. he also teaches you how to play, and when you learn how to, you both make an amazing duo !

— look for the words PDA lover in the dictionary, and oh my god ! his name is RIGHT THERE. would make up any excuse to hold you, he does not care who is looking. when he holds your hand, " you'll get lost ! ". or whenever he throws his hand around your waist and pulls you so close, " there's some dude staring at my s/o. " and when you look around there's literally no one.

— says i love you first, and with all the pride and confidence in the world. he genuinely means it, he loves you so much to the point where he can't see himself with anyone else. he loves you so much to where he'd daydream about the day he proposes, or your wedding day, or even about your future where you would have bought your own house and started a little family of yours, whether that family consist of pets or kids.

— literally bullies you when you play among us with megumi and nobara. " no guys i literally SAW y/n killing someone, boot them out ! "

— y/n was not the imposter.

— he definitely knows how to cook, even if it's the most simplest things. so he would definitely surprise you with your favorite food, made by yours truly. no matter how complex or simple the dish is, chef itadori is going to conquer it.

— thinks shopping is trash, but for you ?? he's coming along rn and he'll gladly hold all your bags, help you pick out clothes, will rate your outfits whenever you try them on. absolute dork.

— in conclusion, best bf.

taglist ★ @wispycecilia , @kaworify , @ctactus , @renuqi , @asaitashi , @serenenation

[maggicktouched]

ladiesandwitches​:

“No,” Scully shook her head, laughing a little in spite of herself as she reassured Beck that pizza was nothing horrific, and certainly not made from household pets. “Pizza isn’t cats or dogs or horses, or anything like that. It’s a large round flat bread, that’s covered in cheese and tomatoes, and then whatever toppings you like. You can have bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, there’s pineapple and ham, bacon, chicken, pepperoni, tuna fish…anything you want.” She smiled encouragingly. “And it’s served hot and is sliced into little triangles you can pick up with your hands. What do you think? Does that sound good? We could even have cake afterwards. Maybe chocolate fudge?”

Her stomach was threatening to rumble just thinking about it, and Dana was reminded that she’d actually been about to prepare dinner when everything had happened. Maybe ordering in was the best option for tonight after all. 

“It was bad,” Dana agreed. “They were bad people. But the people I love helped me, they brought me back, they saved me. Just like I want to help you, Beck. I want to keep you safe, and I think, I hope, you could be happy here. I can protect you, make sure no one ever hurts you again. And I know my Mom will love you, and my brothers. You’d even have cousins to play with. And Mulder, my friend, well, he’s practically a child himself sometimes,” she added wryly, giving a little laugh. “You know his first name is Fox. Maybe that means you’d have some things in common.” Maybe it was God, a higher power, pointing the way, showing that it was all going to work out, that this was right. She’d wanted this for so long now, and she had tried so many ways, but this…this could finally be it, to have a child, her daughter, to have her own family, that perhaps even Mulder could be a part of. The three of them.

Dana sighed as Beck walked away, presuming she’d said something wrong or that the little girl simply didn’t like the idea, but then she placed her ‘wand’ in her lap with the same reverence as a priest at communion. Could this thing really be thousands of years old? If so, it was an ancient artefact. The thought made Scully’s mind flick back to her find on the Côte d'Ivoire, the ancient writing on the spacecraft, the way pieces of it had moved things. Just as Beck could move things….

“What do you mean after you have to go?” She looked at Beck in concern. “Where is it you think you have to go?”

.

“Phew.” She sighed, visibly relieved. Beck had learned a long time ago that you never turned up your nose at food. She’d eat nearly anything that was put in front of her if she had to, but that didn’t mean she had to like it. Once she was reassured, Beck moved on to trying to paint a picture in her head of what Dana was describing. Maybe it was kind of like a sandwich? Those could be cut into triangles and have all sorts of things on them. 

“I love mushrooms!” There was a twinkle of excitement in her eye. She liked all of those other things too, but she liked mushrooms the best. And cake. She couldn’t even remember the last time she’d had cake! 

She still couldn’t wrap her head around why this lady was being so nice to her. Dana wanted to be her mommy. She wanted to keep her safe. She even talked about taking her around more people. I know my mom will love you. Those words circled around her head. How did she know that? Because she’d never fit in anywhere except for with her daddy and her mummi and her brother. The priests hadn’t wanted to deal with her in service, and her own mother hadn’t wanted anything to do with her at home. At coven meetings the other kids left her alone. Fen had said that was about mother, and not about her at all, but she’d seen how they looked at her.

So how come she wants me? Even though she’s human and I’m not... Why were this stranger’s eyes so sincere and voice so soft? In the span of the last twenty minutes she had lied, she had disobeyed (because even if Dana hadn’t told her to stay out of the cabinet, she’d known she was supposed to--that’s why it’d been locked), and she had shown her real magic and revealed what she was. Dana had said she was confused and frightened and in spite of all of those bad things she’d done there was no anger in her eyes---no promises of going to bed without supper or red stinging marks on her cheeks. She still wanted her to be in her family and to protect her.

Could she do it? Beck didn’t have much hope.

“If I don’t go, somebody’ll see me.” She said quietly, unable to look into Dana’s eyes. Her finger trailed up and down the dull handle of the long iron wand. “And if they see me, they’ll tell mother, and she’ll be really angry. She hurts people when she’s angry. Sometimes so much that they don’t ever get better. And daddy used to stop her, but he can’t, and mummi and ukki went away. Nobody stops her anymore... I would be sad if she hurt you.”

[sevendeadlymorons]

The brothers + undateables react to the MC bringing her small child to RAD because no one in the human world is available to babysit, and they can’t leave a three-year-old alone. Bonus points if at some point, the kid runs up to them with something in their mouth, and when questioned, the kid spits out a rock or something.

IVE ALWAYS IMAGINED THIS IN MY HEAD BUT NOBODY EVER SUGGESTED IT SO OMG THIS MAY BE A BIT LONG-

Brothers + Dateables Reaction to MC Bringing Their Kid to RAD

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Lucifer

He had no idea you had a child honestly but considers it none of his concern

Well, not until you asked him to help out in babysitting that is, suddenly all his stress comes back

At first, the child was hyper, running around, stealing things, climbing on his lap and distracting him from work, he can’t count the amount of times he’s had to save this child from throwing themselves out the nearest window or getting flattened by all his records and books

One time, he caught the child running around with something in their mouth only to spit out a whole rock. Easy to say he was traumatised

But he couldn’t get over how much this small child looked and acted like you and he would never tell anyone, but he completely fell in love with your kid

He’s honestly the best babysitter, checking up on them constantly and keeping them company. The headaches he got from them though were a minor set back for him

Offers to be a regular babysitter as he enjoyed time with them so much and he loves all the little quirks that they share with you

Mammon

Since when did you have a kid?! With who?!

Couldn’t believe it at first but he couldn’t deny this small human looked quite a lot like you and he honestly started to quickly fall in love

Wasn’t so keen on the idea of babysitting but he soon came around as your kid became his new sneaky thief. Lucifer would never dream about harming your child, would he?

Turns out the kid was a huge nightmare, just like his human, and he had to stop the kid from killing themself several times a day. He even had to claw a whole damn rock out of this kids mouth

He was actually pretty cool with the kid when they weren’t causing trouble, though, playing games and talking to them, making them laugh and yeah, he cried when they gave him a little hug

He got flustered at the fact this was your child he was currently looking after and he may or may not have imagined you two having your own children and looking after this one together

He may babysit the kid again… for 500 Grimm, of course, he’s not a charity

Leviathan

He’s not good with children! Don’t leave him with your child!

At first he was shocked you even had a kid. Since when?! But then you dropped this tiny human in his arms and went about your day

Not too sure what babies like at first and he tried multiple things just to entertain them for long enough that he could play his game in peace

To no avail though, the kid was a nightmare, shoving shit in their mouth and causing him to go into panic mode, knocking over his figurines and distracting him from his game

They honestly settled down eventually though as your kid crawled into his lap and snatched the phone from his hands, beginning to laugh at the game on the screen

He’s the cool babysitter. He taught them how to beat the levels in his game, talked to them about his favourite anime’s and even let them play with Henry for a while, this kid quickly had his entire heart

He doesn’t know what came over him but he weirdly wouldn’t mind looking after your kid again if you needed him to… maybe it’s just because they reminded him so much of you though

Satan

Like Lucifer, he didn’t want to be involved with your kid in all honesty

But surprise, he now has your kid wrapped up in his arms for the whole day

He tried his best to keep them company at first even if they were a nightmare. He can’t even begin to count the amount of times this kid ran off and hid and shoved stuff in their mouths only to spit out a pebble or two…

He did enjoyed reading to them though, watching them smile and clap their hands when they heard a part they found particularly amusing and then attempt to read it back in their jumbled baby language

He actually started to really like your child and the two of them went cat searching later on in the day, petting all the cats they saw and sneakily feeding them leftovers from the kitchen

He definitely liked the child more when they were worn out and more calm and they just hopped up to sat on his lap and started poorly reading the book out loud to him in gibberish, but either way, he liked watching the child learn and enjoy reading

He offers to look after the kid more often, he didn’t mind. It was your child after all

Asmodeus

Oh well aren’t you cutest little thing~?

Yeah easy to say he was immediately drawn to this tiny, adorable 3 year old of yours and happily took them in with open arms

The two of them spent the day painting eachothers nails and Asmo brushing your child’s hair, putting in little clips and bows and telling them how pretty they look

For some reason, the child was pretty behaved in Asmo’s care, not including the time they came way too close to eating nail polish and he almost had a heart attack

Gave eachother lots of hugs and he couldn’t stop complimenting them and loving every single time the kid laughed or smiled, it reminded him of you in a way, you two really were similar

He enjoyed being around the kid when they were calm and sleepy as it gave him a good opportunity to just relax without the stress of thinking the kid will eat something they’re not supposed to

He definitely will take care of them more often if you ever need a babysitter, he’d be happy to!

Beelzebub

… is it edible?

After going through the rules of ‘no eating the 3 year old’ with him, he’s actually a pretty good babysitter and took good care of them while you were busy

He always knows when they’re hungry and will feed them whatever they ask, maybe sometimes a little bit too much food though but hey, at least they look happy

He caught them with something in their mouth the one time and he immediately thought they snagged his food, but all of a sudden, they spat out a whole rock and honestly, he gets it. Sometimes he gets hungry enough to eat rocks too…

The two get along well honestly, sharing meals and watching TV and Beel even invites Belphie to help look after your kid so it was just the two of them playing with this tiny human child for hours in the attic

Beel loves the child’s smile, it reminds him of you, and their laugh and the way they give him little leg hugs. Truthfully, he loved your kid so much

Kinda sad when they have to leave; offering to babysit whenever you want him to because he just loves them so much

Belphegor

You really expect him to be able to look after a child? He’ll pass…

But before he knew it, a kid was sat on his bed and you were gone and already he was fed up

Weirdly though, looking at your kid brought him this odd inner peace kind of feeling where he just wants to hold them and never let go. Maybe it was because the kid was yours and it reminded him so much of you…?

He kind of just naps with them more than he should for the entire day. He knows 3 year olds like to sleep and that’s his specialty so he thought why not

When the two of them are awake, he spends it in the planetarium looking up at the stars and teaching the child all the names and alignments or eating way too much downstairs with Beel

There was a time where he had to forcefully snatch this stone out of the child’s mouth after running after them for hours, and then lecture them on how they can’t do that and then he had to take another nap due to being absolutely exhausted but besides from that, the child was pretty sleepy, all day

Yeah ok maybe he fell for your child and maybe he’ll babysit them again, but expect him to complain about it first

Diavolo

He’s actually really happy you came to him first to look after your child :)

Honestly, he’s such a sweetheart towards the small child, but he definitely gave in several times to those irresistible puppy eyes and ended up spoiling them

He was also sort of busy with work so the kid tended to just sit on his lap and play with his free hand and would sometimes run off without him noticing only to come back hand in hand with Barbatos who found them digging through the trash

He wasn’t any good at discipline so whenever they came back covered in trash he kinda just laughed it off and sat them back down, he’s too sweet to yell at such a small and helpless human

He can’t remember the last time he had such fun though. The child was sweet to him and he very much enjoyed watching the antics of a normal 3 year old human with hyper tendencies

They took walks around the garden together, helping them pick little flowers and putting them in their hair, watching them laugh and smile afterwards

The child reminded him of you and that just made them even more lovable to him and it was easy to say he’d without a doubt babysit your kid any time

Barbatos

Never expected you to want him to take care of your child but he’ll do his best

He was sort of busy the entire day and couldn’t take care of the child as much as he planned to but he made sure the child was happy either way

The two of them cleaned up together, Barbatos handing the kid a little feather duster and showing them how to properly clean, watching them enjoying themselves and laughing in the corner of his eye

He did have to scold them a few times for misbehaving and eating things they shouldn’t though, especially random pebbles from outside

When he wasn’t cleaning or tending to paperwork, he took the child on little walks around the garden, enjoying the way the small kid laughed and smiled at all the flowers and butterflies, their arm swinging from side to side cheerfully, causing him to smile too

Easy to say he fell in love hard pretty quickly, noticing the way they took after you and how polite and sweet they were towards him

He wouldn’t mind looking after them again, just perhaps when he’s less busy…

Simeon

He already has Luke but he supposes one more couldn’t hurt

He’s a great babysitter really, no complaints and rarely any misbehaving on the child’s end except for a few times throughout the day where he had to desperately stop them from swallowing rocks

But other than that, the child was pretty calm, following him around and laughing at his awfully made jokes; their hand normally attached to his trouser leg so they didn’t get lost

He loved how the child reminded him of you, their mannerisms and the way they acted were so similar and he couldn’t help but laugh and fall deeper in love with this tiny, peculiar human

He spent a lot of the day having a small tea party with them, sharing biscuits and hot chocolate for the child and tea for him, watching them pour him tea then laugh as he takes a sip

When he needed to do something quickly, he left the child with Luke and then came back to legitimately the most heartwarming game of monopoly between two small children he’s ever seen

He would without a doubt babysit again if you ever need him to, it’s no trouble honestly

Solomon

You’d really trust your kid with him? Really?

He’s honestly really happy you’d entrust them with him though and he’ll make sure to not get them killed

He’s actually really good at babysitting though: making sure they’re always laughing until they’re falling over, showing them cool spells to entertain them, playing games and seeing how badly he can scare the shit out of them without making them cry

Solomon’s that one cool babysitter you always have that’s cool in a bad way, like he’ll make you dinner but he’ll also burn the entire house down, but hey, at least he’s funny

He’ll randomly sneak up behind the kid and yell ‘boo’ just for the fun of it and if they cry, it’s Simeon’s problem now

He absolutely adores it when the kid follows him around and laughs at every little thing he does, it’s like he has his own personal fan

Kinda disappointed when the kid has to leave but make sure to call him to babysit again

Luke

Finally, someone that’s shorter than him!

He kinda just hangs around the kid all day, keeping them company with games and jokes and cheering them up if they start to miss you

He even attempts to teach them how to play monopoly with him but eventually finds out that 3 year olds cannot play monopoly…

Though he isn’t the one actually babysitting, he sure is a good playmate towards the child and they seem to enjoy his company at least

The days full of laughter and just two children having fun, which is a sight to see for everyone at Purgatory Hall

They’ll take walks around together, Luke immediately regretting his decisions and panicking when they put a rock in their mouth and he has to negotiate with them to spit it out

Yeah alright maybe he’s a little sad that they’re leaving so soon, so make sure they come visit again!

[husbandohunter]

Stardew Impact [Genshin+Stardew Valley/xReader]

Part 1/3 Kaeya, Diluc

Synopsis: “A mysterious phenomenon brought you and your s/o to an unfamiliar world: Pelican Town! Without the power of Visions, the two of you begin to learn the life of what it takes to be...a farmer?”

(DOMESTIC FARM LIFE YIP YIP)

Coming soon...

Albedo and Childe

Zhongli and Xiao

(A/N): So the brainrot was real in this one. I planned to add Albedo for a Mondstadt edition but kinda went overboard so I gotta split this one into parts too. Wordcount_almost 2k spspspsp

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Diluc

• Already has the whole year planned in his head. Literally if Diluc were to play this game, he'd have a booming farm within year ONE. Calm and collected through and through, though the new environment raises alot of questions, as long as you were still with him, Diluc ain't complaining

• The town welcomes you two with open arms. It was all thanks to the attire. Diluc wore his usual dark coat adorned with regal gold while you had a dress made of Liyue's finest silk, one that he bought for you. Needless to stay both of you reeked the aura of rich aristocrats (Mayor Lewis is pleased that greedy bastard)

• Once the farm was permitted to your owndership, Diluc began to think of ways to turn it into a vineyard. He was a businessman afterall. Although the staff back at the Dawn Winery were the ones who tended the field, Diluc still knew a few things about planting due to his childhood days Master Crepus would bring him out to their yard and demonstrated the process of gardening. He still remembers those days clearly, doing the very same this moment with you.

• Occasionally works at the Saloon bar. It was the perfect opportunity. As you took care of the farm side, Diluc continues to look for more ways to increase the income while gathering information from the folks around town. Gus LOVES to have him over, like he's just so efficient and reliable! They soon become good friends saying if Diluc were ever to own a wine stock, he would gladly buy from him.

• This is why Diluc would stay a little later due to just chatting with the people from the bar. One time you walked into the Saloon only to the front desk with Emily alone. Turns out the others were in the other room, too busy playing a game of pool. You decided to leave him be since it was rare to have Diluc so relaxed in leisure activities. Thus in the end, you spent your time chatting with Emily until a whole hour has passed before your lover notices and apologizes for losing track of time.

• Everything felt like a dream because it was his dream. To live a life undisturbed from chaos, his duties and the dangers that lurk in Teyvat, Diluc grew fond of the domesticity. There was nothing he loved more than to spend his hours by your side, day after day, returning home to your freshly handmade meals.

• Spring: Already up and early planting the parnersnips (I'm very soft for gardener Diluc you see). What do you expect from a workaholic? Even during his leisure time you would often find him near some plant as he does consider this hobby quite therapeutic. But when it rains, Diluc would be standing beside you with an arm around your shoulder, smiling contently as you lean into his touch. He gazes through the dripping window and silently admires the current progress you both made on the farm.

• Between the two annual spring festivities, I would say the flower dance. Diluc is a private man and would prefer to take things where no eyes were on sight. But with a little bit of nudging from Gus (your wingman), he gives in and leads you to the center stage. Elegant. Graceful. The way you two moved together became the talk of the event. Though, Diluc was already used to people staring by now, all he needed to do was to ignore them and keep his focus on you.

• Summer: No blankets in bed. Nope, its bloody hot in Pelican Town. He tends to stay indoors or anywhere with shade, in other words, his work hours in the Saloon increased.

• Diluc always has a nice cold drink prepared for you if by any chance you were to pay a visit after a whole day of labour. It's a habit he's made subconciously as if it would be a natural occurance for you to enter the door. His colleagues would ask him who did he make that drink for? Honestly so cute i cri

• Moments like these remind him of Mondstadt, where he quietly wipes the glasses while listening to you talk. Your voice is soothing. Sun rays peek from the side casting onto the umber tables, reflecting a rich golden light as the radio plays a soft song in the background. It's so peaceful, the town was small hence not many people visited the bar, Diluc came to appreciate this warm privacy (plus no Venti and Kaeya which is a huge pog realization).

• Autumn: Harvest time baby. The kegs are full and the sheds are full of kegs. This season was huge stonks and the house ended up getting an upgrade. Diluc is the type of man who wants to make sure that his spouse wouldn't have to work another day of her life. I reckon this is why he's so ambitious because he wants you to have the best and you deserve the best. (Husband material. Slap a ring on him ladies).

When there was no more work left to do, time would be spend peacefully exploring the woods. While you skipped a few steps ahead as the leaves crunched beneath your feets, Diluc follows slowly from behind. He sees your back but his eyes stares somewhere far beyond whats in front of him: His future. 

It was such a stark contrast to the one he envisioned before. One filled with uncertaintly, blocked by darkness with no silver lining in sight, endlessly wandering as he drags the claymore against the ground. There was never a day in which the Darknight hero wouldn't think of Mondstadt. Leaving the city in the incompetent hands of Ordo Favonious while Abyss Mages continue to lurk fuels him to find a way to return as soon as possible and yet...

"Higher big sis!" Jas tightens her hold on the ropes as you pushed the swing with all your might. She laughs, like a child, it was full of innocence and joy. Later Vincent came in and nugdes you, asking when his turn will come.

"You wanna go too? Alright alright don't worry," waiting for Jas to come down, you lift the boy up so that he was seated safely on the chair, "3..2..1 go!"

He wonders if he could just be a little selfish for once.

• Winter: Best man to have in this season. Every morning Diluc would find himself restricted in movements due to a pair of arms around his waist and legs entangled with yours. Turns out you've been doing it subconciously because he's just so warm (Diluc keeps it lowkey and pretends to sleep longer cuz of it)

~~xx~~

Kaeya

• Haha looks like the portal is gone, guess we'll be stuck forever :)). No kidding Kaeya would be so down to stay here for the rest of his life and the best part is to spend it with you. He doesn't show a shred of concern regarding Teyvat, not like he's easily shaken by events that are abnormal, but you can see that Kaeya is truly and genuinely happy. (You're stunned).

• Oho we also have this marvelous landscape just for the two of us? And a cozy little cabin to go along with it as well? This should be fun~ 

• Of course Kaeya would also know a few things about planting, just the basics since he did grow up with Diluc. When they were kids, Crepus would give each of them their own pots so they can grow their own plants. It eventually became a competitive thing where whoever's plant grows the fastest gets to eat the other person's dessert for a year (no one wins. They end up sabotaging each other which Diluc started first, thinking it'll be funny as a joke).

• You are, and will be going on dates with him. In fact, the amount of dates you two went on increased since then. The townspeople would call you two "lovebirds" since he's practically by your side 24/7. 

• I mean he doesn't have the responsibilities as a Cavalry Captain anymore so what else is there to do?

• Would attend all annual events no matter what season. 

• Evelyn constantly gushes how much of a wonderful pair you and Kaeya make and often is the one who provides Kaeya a fresh bouqet of flowers for him to use as a gift. George on the otherhand just rolled his eyes mumbling something along the lines of "youngsters these days" and "crazy hormones."

• Befriends Pam. Love for beer plus somewhat cynical attitude? They get along real swell! She starts sending some recipes into the mailbox of course saying if yall ever need a hand, let her know.

• Spring: I can see Kaeya be switching back and forth between caring for the farm or taking quests posted on Pierre's bulletin board. He likes to keep things interesting, learning the ways of the new world while also getting to know the people around town.

• Would NOT return Mayor Lewis' shorts in which he found in Marnie's room. It's such high quality blackmail material. Kaeya is currently plotting what is the best way to use it to his advantage.

• He didn't tell you of course.

• Summer: There are no blankets because he is your blanket. Since your cabin was small so was the bed. That's why he has to hold you so that no one falls off when rolling over. Either he hugs you with your nose close to his neck, or your back against his chest while spooning you or holding hands if sleeping on your sides became too much. Yall need a serious house upgrade.

• For some reason Kaeya becomes more energetic in the summer. He lets you rest in the shade while handling the farm work for the time being. If you guys got a pet it would be a cat. Hes the first one to refill their bowl every morning outside.

Another day passes as summer comes to an end, the town’s Mayor invited you and your lover to see the annual Dance Of the Moonlight Jellies. Kaeya being the opportunist was delighted to come along. Locking the door of your house, you follow him down the path and made your way to the beach.

Everyone from town was already gathered by the docks when the sun had disappeared down the horizon. You stood by his side in a space far from the others, watching  the candle boats set off to ride the waves, lighting up a small ray of light for creatures to find. 

“Wow,” your tone almost above a whisper, “If only our friends back home could see this too.”

“Perhaps,” he says. Kaeya slips his fingers into yours and you shot him a curious glance, “But let us enjoy this moment shall we? Just the two of us.”

And there they were. A sea of luminescence radiating colours of brilliant blue with hints of green like a city of laterns floating in a world below. Their image reflects in the star of Kaeya's eyes as he wonders, where would they go? Where would the light lead them? They were so free with nothing to worry, so serene just like the sea and unknowningly, he squeezes your hand. It was a sense for confirmation. One to remind him that this moment was indeed a reality he wishes to keep.

Autumn: Finally a house upgrade and a kitchen!! Because it was harvest season, you guys end up making a set of delicious meals with all the recipes the townspeople gave you. Kaeya can cook since he lived by himself back in Mondstadt. Most of the stuff he learned to make were food that can be accompanied by alcohol though...

• Ahah remember Mayor Lewis' lucky shorts? He found a use for them. It was displayed on the stands during the Stardew Valley Fair (Oh my how did this get here? Must be the wind). Ends up buying a Rarecrow for the farm when Lewis bribes him not to tell this to anyone.

Winter: This was mostly an indoor season for the both of you. With the existence of television, nights would be spent until morning while watching movies at the couch. A blanket drapes around your shoulders as extends to his.  Oh and don't forget the hot chocolate! 

[haechanniesunflowers]

Ateez reaction to you being hurt

notes: I'm feeling angsty today

Seonghwa

He had a hard day, practicing for hours on end for Ateez's 10th year anniversary concert. He wanted to get home and pour his heart out in front of you and just spend time with you. But he came home and you weren't there much to his dismay, but he waited for you. It was raining heavily. He called you again and again but you weren't answering making him anxious and adding to his frustration. Three hours later, the rain still hadn't stopped and he was scared and furious. The bell rang and Seonghwa opened the door. You stood there, completely drenched in the rain. He stepped aside to let you in. You walked inside and got to the living room when he pulled you by your arm to make you face him.

"where the hell were you? And why weren't you answering your damn phone?" he tone was harsh.

"Seonghwa please, not now I-"

"no we need to talk about this now! answer me! Do you know how worried I was? And I was already frustrated to begin with!"

You lowered your head and let the tears spill but it seemed like the rain water was dripping down your face.

He shook you arm to pull you, making you lift your face and roughly pull out of his grasp. That's when he saw the tears.

"I had a bad day too! Okay? My awful coworkers took credit for my project that I worked so hard on! And on top of that I locked the car with the keys, my wallet and phone inside! And I had to walk home because I didn't have any money for a bus or a cab! There! Got your answer!"

Seonghwa's eyes softened at your words and he tried hugging you but you pulled back.

"no I'm not in the mood and I'm drenched"

You went to your room and locked yourself in the bathroom to cry in the shower.

Hongjoong

The track he was working on was almost ready and he wanted you to be the first person to hear it so he called you to invite you over to his studio.

"hey babe what are you doing?"

"nothing much Joong. What's up"

"can you come over in the evening? I want you to listen to my song"

There was a pause from your end.

"hello? Baby can you hear me?"

"ye-ah Joongie. I'm busy these days, I'm so sorry. I'll try to come after the next week."

"no that's okay, you don't need to put your work aside. I'm free today since I finished the song, I'll come over. How does that sound?"

"I'll tell you in a few hours, okay?"

Hongjoong felt something was off so he quickly got done with his files and saved the track and packed up. He drove straight to your apartment and knocked on the door. You didn't expect to see Hongjoong at the door so you hid behind the door after opening it. He eyed you suspiciously.

"are you okay?" he asked, pushing the door slightly to get inside.

"yeah why do you ask?" you spoke nonchalantly, standing in the akimbo pose.

"you're acting... unusual"

"nonsense"

He slid it aside and took you towards your bedroom. He found it unusual how you were walking slowly and stopped.

"you're hurt." he stated and his suspicion was confirmed when you didn't answer.

"I slipped and sprained my ankle. I didn't want you to worry so I didn't tell you and I didn't agree to meet you"

He picked you up and laid you on the couch, snuggling next to you.

"I'm here to take care of you" he whispered and turned the TV on.

Yunho

Yunho is always in a good mood when he gets to see you. He wants to make the best use of the time he gets to spend with you. So during his break, you guys went to his home town to meet his parents but you stayed in a hotel even though he insisted that you stayed at his house. But you were a woman of principles and didn't think it was appropriate to stay at your boyfriend's house before marriage. He came to pick you up in his car and took you to an amusement park. You guys took roller-coaster rides and other scary looking rides too. He asked if you wanted to eat something and proposed the idea of going to a restaurant but you you told him that hotdogs from the vendors in the park would be nice and that you wanted to stay there longer and get on more rides. After eating you two took that discovery ride. While getting off you felt a little dizzy and tripped on something and fell. Yunho quickly helped you up and asked if you were okay and you told him yes, even though your ankle hurt a lot. After the fun time, he drove you back to your hotel. As you got off, you winced in pain and knelt to the ground, clutching your ankle. He worriedly got out the car and came to your side.

"your ankle is swollen" he spoke, concerned.

"it's fine, I can manage"

"are you kidding me? Why didn't you tell me you're hurt?"

"because I didn't want to ruin tee date"

"you can't stay here y/n, you're coming out with me"

"I said it's okay Yunho, I'll take painkillers and an ice pack, I'll be fine"

"I'm sorry you got hurt"

"you don't need to be sorry babe" you said and kissed him.

Yeosang

Yeosang wanted to go skateboarding with you but you didn't know how to ride a skate so he took it upon himself to teach you even though you gave the idea of him skating and you cycling next to him but he said no. He took you to a nearby park and helped you learn for over a month. When he deemed you ready, he encouraged you to ride it on your own with him holding your hands or your waist. You took a deep breath.

"you can do this" he smiled.

"I hope so" you replied and steadied yourself.

"I can already see us skateboarding down the road. I can't wait"

"okay here goes nothing"

You gained momentum with your foot pushing the board forward and continued with a steady pace.

"I'm doing it! Yeosang I'm doing it!" you cheered but made the mistake of looking back towards him which made you lose your balance since you were relatively new to this. You fell on your back but broke your fall with your arm.

Yeosang rushed towards you and helped you up. You yelped in paid when he grabbed your arm.

"it hurts so much" you shook.

He took you to a hospital where the doctor told you your wrist was dislocated.

He felt awful and blamed it on himself. He stayed by your side before and after your surgery and even helped you with your daily life stuff until you got better. You were happy to spend a lot of time with him and told him it wasn't his fault.

"you are never riding a skateboard again. Like ever."

San

You were visiting Namhae to meet San's family. He always talked about them and told you how important they were to him so you paid them a visit, knowing it would make San the happiest.

You were sat on the couch, chatting with his sister while the TV was on. It was a random drama which none of you were interested in, rather wanting to talk about girl stuff.

"Sannie is a sensitive one, though he doesn't show it" his sister let you know.

"I know, I have never seen him cry. I used to think he doesn't care but then I found out that he's just very good at controlling his emotions."

You two were indulged in the conversation and didn't see San entering the room with Byeol in his arms.

"Y/N I want you to meet our family's master"

You and his sister giggled.

"Byeol, this is Y/N. I hope you come to terms with the fact that your position as the girl I'd die for has been taken by her."

You were a blushing mess and had butterflies in your stomach. San was always kind and loving towards you. And as if Byeol had understood what San had said, she started acting up.

"can I pet her?" you asked, earning encouraging nods from the Choi siblings. You stretched your hand you gently pet her head but Byeol acted first and violently scratched your hand, drawing blood.

"Byeol no!" San whined as the cat hissed at you and ran to the other room.

You clutched your hand tightly, trying to soothe the pain but it came in waves and burned. San worriedly came closer to you and him and his sister examined your hand. There was definitely blood coming out of the claw marks. They had to take you to the hospital to get you tetanus shots.

"I'm so sorry Y/N, your hand is ruined and you're in pain because of me"

"not because of you Sannie, it was Byeol but you can't really blame her, she an animal after all"

Mingi

Mingi took you to the dance studio to show you the new dance he choreographed. He was happy with it and spent a lot of time perfecting it and wanted you to see it. You were supportive of his ambitions as a rapper and a dancer, aside from Ateez. He was grateful for you for being by his side and understanding the time and effort it required. You never complained when he was unable to make time for you sometimes, knowing that he was working hard. The bond you shared was strong and you two were inseparable.

"okay I'm gonna start, queue the music"

And with that he started dancing. You were in awe of the way his body moved and how effortlessly he executed the difficult moves. You clapped when he finished.

"wow Mingi... this is... wow... I'm so proud" you were at a loss of words.

"come on I'll teach you the floor move, it's the easiest"

It was the easiest, for a trained dancer that is. You both didn't realize how difficult it actually was. You, because you weren't a dancer and Mingi made it look like a piece of cake. Mingi, because it came naturally to him and he had insane body control so he thought it was actually easy.

He taught you how to slide using your core strength. You didn't have a strong core to begin with, so you landed on your knee and pain shot up in your leg. You clutched it and let out a whine. Mingi took a look at it saw it reddening.

"I'm sorry for making you do this" he shook his head.

"nah I shouldn't have said yes" you smiled, not wanting him to be upset.

"let's get you home"

Wooyoung

He kept his artist of the month news a secret from you. He wanted to surprise you with it. So when you saw it on twitter you called him and congratulated him.

"this is huge Woo, I'm so proud of you!"

"I know you're rooting for me. I want you to come at the practice session we're having, just so we can perform on stage too"

You agreed to come and dressed up for him. When he saw you enter the studio in your black jeans that hugged your curves and the loose green cardigan which you styled and tucked in from the front. You had your hair down and mere sight of you took Wooyoung's breath away. His dancer friend from bb trippin' knew about your relationship but some of the staff was different that day and didn't know who you were.

Your eyes gleaned, watching Wooyoung dance. He was in his element and looked ethereal. The practice session ended and before you could run to him and hug him, you saw another woman, a staff member get close to him, handing him a water bottle and wiping his sweat off with a cloth. You were stunned but didn't think muhh about it, since his job required him to be around other women too. You watched from a distance how she talked to him for some time and subtly placed a hand on his thigh, giggling and telling him he did well. You were hurt to say the least. He didn't spare you a glance and then talked to her as if you weren't in the room. You didn't ruin the mood for him at the moment but were screaming internally watching her flirt with your man in broad daylight and him going along with him.

After the session ended, his choreographer called him to discuss important matters with him and the staff started leaving. You noticed how the same woman was hanging around, until another senior staff member told her to pack up and leave. After the discussion, Wooyoung came running to you.

"did you like it?" he asked excitedly.

"the performance? yes. The little show with that staff woman? absolutely not"

His face fell at your words.

"baby listen, I had to let it slide. It's not like I could've swat her hands away and tell her to go away. Having good chemistry with the staff results in good performances. Please try to understand"

"I don't know Wooyoung. And this is just what I saw. I can't stop imagining what else goes on since I'm not around all the time"

"I want you to trust me. I'm all yours. No one can take me away from you. No one. You don't know the hold you have around my heart. You don't know what you do to me. It's you and only you. Never forget that."

Jongho

If there's one thing in this world that Jongho liked doing the most, it was comparing how strong he was compared to you. No, you didn't even compare. You didn't even come close. He loved lifting you like it was nothing, tightening jars on purpose so you would ask him to open them for you and lifting the furniture with one hand while you both cleaned. He also loved arm wrestling with you with just two of his fingers of his non dominant hand, while you struggled to win with your dominant hand.

You both sat in the middle of the living room. Jongho challenged you to arm wrestling and the loser would have to clean the dishes. He wasn't even trying while you were shaking by using the entire strength in your arm. He got a little cocky when his hand got tired and decided to end it with a bang. He used intense force and your hand landed on the table with a thud. You pulled it back and rubbed it. He didn't fully realize how hard he hurt you until he saw just how red the back of your hand was. He immediately apologized but you got up to give yourself first aid, not responding to him. He followed you to the kitchen and tried helping but you shoved him aside.

"leave me alone"

"I'm sorry I hurt you. Let me help"

"Jongho please just leave me alone right now"

He felt awful to have hurt you and after you went to your bedroom, he did the dishes. You had invited him to stay the night at your apartment so he was glad he could be around to make it up to you.

He came to you some time later and apologized again and took responsibility of his actions.

"you scared me Jongho"

"I'm so sorry, I'll be more careful I promise"

[laceymorganwrites]

Family life with Draken

General:

this man would be the best dad ever

also side note but he loves cats and is a magnet for them so you´d probably have a bunch too

he also always talks to them and it´s really cute, he´s a cat whisperer and loves nothing more than to give them pets

so when children come into your life his kind and caring side shows even more 

he will most definitely craft a shit ton of things for your kids

and yes plural because he rlly is a family man and would want a huge one one day

now back to the crafting

he does everything, especially likes to carve figures out of wood for them

also assembles all of the furniture

pls decorating the nursery is so much fun with him because he loves housework and working overall

painting the walls, carrying things inside etc.

of course his friends are obligated to come help even though he does the most work

is it to flex or to watch them suffer? nobody knows~

Mitsuya is best uncle and will make your kids stuffed animals

he doesn´t raise your children different by their gender, he teaches both of them how to get by in life, the important stuff such as friendships, not to lie and steal and do other bad things but also how to defend themselves

lovessss reading stories to them and taking them to bed

he gets so excited every time something new happens, be that their teeth coming out, the change of nurishment, their first words, steps, all those little things that babies learn

also totally one of those dads to compete with you what your child said first (it was something like bubeh so not really clear what it meant)

they said dada! I heard it clearly

protect this man pls (A/N: it´s always soft for Draken hours)

okay but: all those classes for parents? and those parents and children courses? yeah you go to all of them

and because he´s him you guys make a lot of friends too

family double dates and play dates are a goooo

listen he´s the type of dad who always wants to walk his kids to school

and yes he does that even beyond the point where most children go by themselves

also when your kids are older he will take them to school on his bikes (and yes the teachers and other parents all have a crush on him, as they should. And you´re just here like: hah! I got him first! also pls this is all in good fun, don´t gatekeep, fuckers)

Fem reader filth and fluff: 

that man has a breeding kink, I don´t take criticism 

the second you tell him you want kids he´s on it

okay but naughty thoughts aside for a moment: he´s so proud of you for making that choice, he can never know how hard and tough it is for a woman to give birth and the whole process coming along with it, therefore he will always be there for you and support you in every way he can

now back to the filth

he will literally fuck you at every opportunity you guys have just to make sure you get pregnant

and yes he definitely will push his seed back into you with his fingers

like he´s so determined

also fucking during the first few months if you want it is absolutely on the menu

he finds you so sexy when your belly shows and grows

will take any excuse to hold your breasts or massage them when they hurt

actually his massages overall will save you when you´re sore or your back hurts because he´s such a god at it

he will in every mommy forum ever to get tips for the pregnancy and he will always try them out with you, some are a bit weird at first but actually work

good old house wives hacks

won´t panic externally when your contractions start but on the inside he´s such a mess

always has a clear head though and gets you to the hospital soon enough

begs *cough threatens cough* the nurses and doctors to be by your side throughout it all to hold your hand 

will shut up while you give birth and just be there for you

you bet he´ll cry when your child comes into the world, completely loses it when he gets to hold them and cuddle with you two

that´s his family and he´ll protect it to the end of his life

[moonstarinfinity]

Astrology 101 - Houses

There are 12 houses in Astrology. Each house is associated with an astrological sign, planet, and certain life events and personal traits.

The first house starts on the left side of the chart and the houses go around the chart in a counter clockwise direction.

In your chart the houses are always the same, but the sign that is in the house changes based on your individual birth time and location. For instance you can have Scorpio in the 1st house, and this would shift which signs influence the house, but the basic traits stay the same. Lets take a look at the houses and some of their basic information below. A little more info on "Rising Signs" (AKA Ascendants) - The star sign that is in the 1st house is the constellation that was on the eastern side of the sky (where the sun rises, hence rising sign) when and where you were born. So in the example it would mean that the constellation of Scorpio was on the eastern horizon of the sky when this person was born, so it becomes the "rising sign," which is also known as the Ascendant.

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Astrological Houses

1st House

Ruled by: Aries Planet: Mars Traits:

This is the house that shows how you act and operate in the world around you

This can be seen as the "Mask" or "Persona" you show to the world

This is how you look, dress, interact, and view the world

This is also how the world sees you

Our ego generally resides here

This is the sign and house the Ascendant/Rising sign is ALWAYS in

Sometimes we come off more as our 1st house sign than our Sun sign

2nd House

Ruled by: Taurus Planet: Venus Traits:

It's all about money and stability in this house

What you place value on is in this house

How you gather and treat your possessions

How you attain and earn money, as well as how you spend it

You can see where your sense of stability lies here

3rd House

Ruled by: Gemini Planet: Mercury Traits:

Communication, intellect, learning, and the mind

This house is all about how you use your words

It also tells how you learn and can point to learning styles

Also rules over early education, siblings, your neighbors, and short travel trips

Strong planets or signs in this house can indicate a genius or master communicators

4th House

Ruled by: Cancer Planet: Moon Traits:

Family, home, maternal energies, emotions

Your roots are here, meaning where you come from

This can also talk about physical residences too and where you prefer to live

This tells if you likely want children or what kind of family you want

Also can indicate your relationship with your mother

Indicates your childhood influences and family skeletons

Can tell us how to nurture or care for ourselves

5th House

Ruled by: Leo Planet: Sun Traits:

Confidence, romance, creativity, expression

Can show you if fame is in your astrology

Includes how you would be as a parent and all about having kids

This is basically the house of creation

This also shows the beginning of relationships, the flirting stage, and what romance looks like for you

Risk and speculation are here (everything from buying a house to gambling)

Games, sports, pleasure, and recreation are here too

How you express yourself and your inner world are represented here

6th House

Ruled by: Virgo Planet: Mercury Traits:

Health, routine, coworkers, and work life

This can tell you about what kind of work environment you like and how you interact with your coworkers

Your diet, health plans, workout routine, and daily tasks are here

How you work and what work you prefer are here too (Like if you like to be a doctor versus an art curator)

Pets show up here too! Do you like dogs, cats, or bunnies?

Your cleaning habits and your morning coffee ritual are indicated here

7th House

Ruled by: Libra Planet: Venus Traits:

All of your partnerships: Romantic, business, and best friends

This is the house of marriage and long term commitment

Can indicate if you want to get married or stay solo dolo

Lawsuits, legalities, contracts, and legal conflicts or issues are here

This house can also indicate your enemies that are in the open, like your frenemies for instance

How you approach and care for your relationships of all types

8th House

Ruled by: Scorpio Planet: Pluto/Mars Traits:

Sex, death, intuition, transformation, taxes, and joint finances

A deep house with lots of stuff in it

Intimacy with the body and money are here

Strong 8th house placements can indicate cops and psychics

Loans, legacies, and wills.

The burning questions about what happens after death, as well as what we leave behind

Think "dark night of the soul"

Occult and macabre interests can be indicated here

9th House

Ruled by: Sagittarius Planet: Jupiter Traits:

Travel, higher education, and religion

This is where spirituality, the higher mind, and our mental expansion come into play

How big or how far can you go?

Seeing the world and desire to travel and have adventures

Religion, dogma, and even crazy cult stuff

Your in-laws can be indicated in this house too

College and life-long learning desires can be seen here

10th House

Ruled by: Capricorn Planet: Saturn Traits:

Your Midheaven (MC) resides on the 10th house cusp (This can indicate your purpose or destined career in life)

Career, reputation, awards, recognition, and honor

This is the house of your father or masculine relationships

If you have lots of placements here you could be a politician or actor

This house can indicate fame from career

Can show your relationship with both parents in some cases

11th House

Ruled by: Aquarius Planet: Uranus/Saturn Traits:

Friendship, social groups, technology, and causes

Your goals and wishes reside here

Social life, associations, and groups you are involved in

Book clubs, political parties, country clubs, knitting groups, etc.

Technology and development are here

Are you a social butterfly or do you like a close knit group of friends? Look here.

12th House

Ruled by: Pisces Planet: Neptune Traits:

Dreams, fears, karma, healing, and the subconscious mind

This is where your "undoing" is

This can show your deepest insecurities, but also how you heal them

Prisons and hospitals are in this realm

Healing, meditation, psychic ability can be indicated here

This is where all of the stuff you hide from the world is

Lots of 12th house placements can indicate musicians and artists

The inner stuff that needs worked out is here

Also the home of secret enemies and our downfalls (think addictions and negative influences)

Your deepest desires are in this house too, so it is worth it to dive into this one if you are working on healing

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That is our basic run down of the houses in Astrology! Hopefully you have an idea of what each house is about. Make sure to check out our Astrology 101 series to learn more about the signs and planets, and other fun Astrology stuff!

NOTE: We currently are using what is called Tropical Astrology (AKA Western Astrology) for our interpretations, but there are multiple types of astrology including Sidereal and Vedic to name some other popular versions. Feel free to research them and see which one you like best!