#'if he would shave it'..........
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saw someone say they don't think oliver is hot with his scruff..... hmm....
#'if he would shave it'..........#so u like angels without wings?#u like devils without horns?#u like chicken without seasoning?#u like ur burger with no fries?#u like ur pb&j without peanut butter?#u like ur pancakes with no syrup?#u like ur smores without the chocolate? or the graham CRACKERS?#u like ur falafel without ur hummus?#sora.txt#SEE I KNEW WHEN HE WOULD GET ANIMATED SOME DUMB SHIT IS ABT TO PISS ME OFF BUT WHATEVER LMFOAOO#personal preferences i suppose........#im still allowed to be a hater in this instance i fear#cuz him without a scruff is a different person to me! alas#u have 0 taste#woah who said that
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Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?
Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.
I hope this is the right meme.
More silliness below.
This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.
The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.
You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.
Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.
I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.
Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.
Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.
Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.
The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.
One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.
They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.
You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier#Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time#Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick??#As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt#no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in#Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter#I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international#But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping#The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind#I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done#King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic
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cw: smut, fem!reader
Rug munchers, jungle explorers, bush divers. Call them whatever you want and they'll wear that title with pride because they're not scared of hairy pussy. They like how you look with hair.
They don't give a fuck whether or not you shave but they prefer it if you don't and they make that known to you. They like her hairy, and you better stop being worried that they're gonna judge you. You're both grown ass adults, you're supposed to have a little hair.
What kind of person is scared of a little hair? they think that mindset is pathetic and roll their eyes at the very idea you'd be less sexy to them unshaven. They'll pull your sweet pussy down on their face and go to absolute town down there and thoroughly enjoy it.
One Piece - Shanks, Robin, Crocodile, Zoro, Ace, Tashigi, Roger, Beckman, Killer
JJK - Toji, Nanami, Shoko, Sukuna
#HEAVY ON SHANKS AND ZORO#Shanks would play with it you let him#you shave for once and Zoro get sad bc it doesnt feel the same without you pussy hair tickling him while he eats you out :(((#one piece smut#one piece x reader#zoro smut#zoro x reader#fem!reader#jjk x reader#jjk smut#shanks smut#shanks x reader#nanami smut#toji smut#nico robin smut#sukuna smut#benn beckman smut#crocodile smut#ace smut#gol d roger smut#shoko smut
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I mowed him sorry (← guy who thinks buzzed heads are handsome)
#one piece#roronoa zoro#baseball player-lookin head.....#descriptions in alt text#was talking with a friend about this and we decided ace went thru a stage of hating hair cuts/brushing as a kid#so when it got too tangled dadan would just shave it all off for him bc it was less uncomfortable in the long run#and luffy now has a cain instinct to slap the shit out of any bald head he sees#which is bad bc now he's a million times stronger so zoro nearly got OHKO'd#don't worry he ate a handful of walnuts and recovered (they're good for the brain)
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The Helena diaz of it all has me fascinated. I’ve said for a long while that Eddie’s real issues are his mommy issues and this episode just cemented for me that we’re gonna explore that and deal with it.
Because it’s Helena who forced Eddie to grow up to fast - because her husband wasn’t around much - so she pushed Eddie into de facto parent and husband role ls - selfishly filling her needs and ignoring the damage it was doing to her son (it is a form of abuse in my book).
Eddie then had the audacity to fall in love with and marry Shannon and get her pregnant. It’s why Helena was always so off with Shannon - she was punishing her. She is also punishing Eddie for all of this and his refusal to return to El Paso only cemented further her bitterness and resentment.
Now she does have Ramon back she doesn’t need Eddie any longer to fill that role so she is still punishing him and part of that is tied into her glee over now getting to parent Christopher - something she has always been intent on doing the doppelgänger just gave her the opportunity- as well as allowing her to further punish her son and his love of Shannon.
Her barbed comments about building a pool were all about showing what she can provide Christopher - how she is parenting him better than Eddie - it’s part of her mind games - making Eddie feel like more of a failure as a parent to his son.
The reality of course is that the reverse is true - Helena’s parenting is all superficial, flash and showy - it isn’t the hard day to day parenting when things get tough and you have to be the bad guy. While Eddie has made mistakes, there is nothing superficial, flash, or showy about his parenting. It’s why bucks comments about Eddie being a great dad are so important.
Eddie feel like a failure right now and that he is entirely to blame for everything. But in reality, while he does bear a bit of the responsibility, the truth of the matter is that he needs to learn and deal with the fact that all of it actually stems from Helena and her abuse of her young son - Shannon never stood a chance just like Eddie never has.
#genuinely don’t see how she can get any sort of redemption arc#but this is 911 so maybe they’ll find a way 🤷🏻♀️#Helena’s treatment of Eddie is a form of child abuse - it has done so much damage to him psychologically#I do really hope we finally get to meet Sophia and adriana as part of this arc beciase I think it might be very revealing#I am also wondering if Ramon had a stache in the past - and that is what Eddie is subconsciously trying to mimic#and that is about him trying to regain his mothers affection - trying to fill that husband role she forced him into#and that shaving it off is a part of his dealing with that and choosing to free himself from her clutches#and in doing that - standing up for himself etc - it will be the trigger that v ring schristopher back#the catholic guilt and Eddie’s queerness is also all tied up in this - the church reinforces and condones Helena and her actions#the Catholic Church has a long history of abuse of children in all it’s horrendous forms#so Eddie seeking solace in that direction think it will help him find away back to Helena’s good books only for it to open a few doors he#has bolted shut#as for the queer aspect - forcing Eddie to grow up too fast and fill this role of husband to his mother and parent to his siblings means#Eddie never got the chance to learn who he actually is - to explore his sexuality and all that goes with that - at the age one normally#would - as a teenager and into your 20’s. it explains so much around his relationship with Shannon and dealing with the helana of it all#and the queerness of his identity - will also allow him to actually let Shannon go#Eddie’s arc is going to be incredible - heartbreaking and gut wrenching - but incredible#Helena diaz it’s on sight - she is evil and cannot be redeemed in my eyes!#911 spoilers#Thinky thoughts#eddie diaz#911 abc
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if he actually did that that’s absolutely insane . and i would expect nothing less from his cunt-serving ass
#if he did outfit changes w every era him shaving special to match most the eras is absolutely something he would do#if theres one thing abt patrick its that he Will commit to the bit Hard#txt#p: 100
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Do you guys ever think about the fact that most of the vampires turned pre-20th/21st century probably have permanent bush. And thank god
#I can see Lestat getting up every evening and shaving a new shape tho. like he would.#iwtv tv#iwtv#tvc
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if i had to see it, so do you 😭
#pedri would NOT give casado any hair#he would simply shave off his own as well lmao#pedri#marc casado#fc barcelona
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Have you ever imagined Frollo with a beard?
Oh... interesting question tbh :)) the answer is...... no, I didn't even have a thought about that, but when I read this, it stuck in my head a whole day thinking about how he would look like lmao.
Well...I don't think he can grow a beard and he certainly won't like the feeling of having a beard. Based on his face shape, I think a mustache would look better.
But nah, I think...he looks perfect already and doesn't need any changes or extra stuff.
#yea literally a very random canon#Or if he was able to grow a beard he would shave it every day or as often as possible.#so what do you guys think lol#I wanna read yall comments or tags abt this so badly 😭💀#frollo#the hunchback of notre dame#claude frollo#disney#ask
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Remus is hairy. He's a werewolf, what did you expect?
#he cant shave it would take him two days to finish KANSNSNDN#having body hair is normal guys dont feel bad about it#𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔⋆#remus lupin#remus lupin headcanons#moony#remus headcanon#remus#marauders#marauders era#marauders headcanon#harry potter marauders#harry potter#sirius black#wolfstar
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Dad's cringe coworker
#slapped this together on the plane ride home#undescribed#my art#ted kord#blue beetle#nightwing#sorry for the reupload#Ted and Babs could never date bc Ted would put her dad in a glue trap/shave off his moustache while he slept etc etc#I am SO jet lagged. I cannot tell if this is fynny or tasteful but maybe my subconsioculs is funnier than me
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some more doodles of Danse in his M7-97 era
#i HC that the institute wants the coursers to be neat and uniform and they dont let em grow facial hair#and danse would stop shaving as a small sign of rebellion just before he eventually went on to escape#fallout 4#fallout fanart#fallout 4 danse#paladin danse#my art#i am now lowkey regretting “”deadnaming'' him in this post what with the whole. trans allegory thing. lol
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prisoner ozai art
What the energybending + divorce combo does to a man
#atla#ozai#fire lord ozai#prisoner ozai#avatar the last airbender#sulove’s works#sad and pathetic middle aged man with two kids and an estranged wife#alcohol would fix him#the only privilege he gets in prison is an occasional shave#I wonder if he ever misses his firebending#I wonder how much he misses it#does his separation from it feel like he’s just lost a child? a vital organ? a part of his own identity and sense of self?#in this character study I will
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Doodle break dump that is a sequel to this comic - basically pre-portal billford in PW:ALTL casually snuggling in the mindscape (fortunately to Ford’s life). Mostly that touch-starved triangle getting clingy.
Ford’s response to Bill’s words in the comic: he wasn’t so opposed. To being reminded of how
Full doodle page:
#gravity falls#gravity falls au#pinewoodsaltl#stanford pines#bill cipher#pre betrayal billford#billford#just ford being a tad freaky (innocently)#that man burns to shave & does insane shi#he is VERY much a freak#he would be fine w/ this Bill’s coat#I could’ve extended this but#comic woes still happening oGAuhs#fluff#fluff before the storm
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Pedro González López let go of that bald man right now!!!!
#pedri#I would beg him not to shave his head cause I have the feeling he can't pull that look#why is he obsessed with bald people?#football#pedri gonzalez#spain nt#pedri stop it babe
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trans man marcille my beloved
#marcille donato#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#listen. look me in the eye and tell me that marcille wouldnt adore the Routines of grooming and hrt#daily t gel routine mixed in with shaving and grooming facial hair#getting his binder on and taking time to carefully adjust his chests positioning#same w/ a packer. going through all the steps and feeling that love and pride in making himself look how he wants#i think he would LOVE the routine of it all it would make him happy#i have many other thoughts but thats primarily what drove this art specifically. his routines...#rot posts#rots art#marcille
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