#'hes a twink' my friend says
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stardust cookie in my style 💫
#stardust cookie#crk#digitalart#cookie run#hes so majestic#and colorful#and spacey#'hes a twink' my friend says
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it actually makes me laugh when people say chuuya is straight. the only thing hetero about that man his heterochromatic eyes
#i'm sorry i just cannot take u seriously if u actually say that.#chuuya's straight? yea STRAIGHT OUTTA THE LAB💀💀💀#just finished this conversation w my friend like girly thinks he likes women CAN U EVEN IMAGINE#CHUUYA FRUITBOWL NAKAHARA????? THAT ONE??? THE GINGER TWINK THAT SUCKS ANOTHER MAN OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE????#give it up#actually in tears as im typing this i laughed at her so hard#bsd
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its 10 pm and im cackling like an idiot at erlking heathcliff love nikki dressup queen how did i get here
#anzu says shit#canto vi spoilers#project moon#limbus company#i cang stop laughing he looks so sTUPID?#HE LOOKS LIKE A TWINK. WAILING.#maybe the midnight prisoner dst makeup is the only male dst makeup we truly need#the idea of thsi came from my friend thoubh.#tbh im so glad they came up with that idea its so fucking funny and i cant stop laughing at our seperate versions of love nikki erlking#especially the post with my everycathy it is physicslly ending me at the moment
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I'm not allowed to be on social media for more than two seconds today but I just wanted to say that Laios will absolutely have his own reaction to all this as someone who would die for Falin but has also imprinted on Marcille as his Emotional Support Comphet White Girl Not-Girlfriend along the way
#a little creature#sometimes i look at the way i want marcille to be the closest thing hes ever had to a girlfriend but in a 100% platonic way and im like#is this what they mean by queerplatonic or have i just never had a dude best friend who wasnt like. a super fruity gay twink#anyway its gonna be as hard on him as it is for us bc he loves them both so much#the most important women in his life bar none#marcille probably slapped him when she got back tho. like she just saw his face and all the misdirected anger at him 'taking falin' just#rose up and burst again#its ok tho. you know she immediately broke down crying in his arms again blubbering incoherently bc she felt bad but also shes still mad#and she just doesnt know what to do with herself#the hardest part about this fic is that like. there are SO many juicy things going on offscreen#but. i have to breathe deep and keep calm and let them happen out of falin's POV#the ryoko kui method. what happens in the story happens and what happens outside can be explored in extras if need be#edit: also just figured out why ive been chafing a *little* bit against ppl assuming that it's the fear of falin dying that motivated#marcille's denial of her feelings so far#bc it's technically true but something just didn't sit right and i didn't wanna say anything until i figured it out#in little creature she has in part already realized that falin's passing is going to hurt no matter what she does right now#bc she's already passed the threshold of preemptive grief and sealed her own fate by how much she cares about falin#so it's not really... about that as much as it would have been during the canon story#it's just that. to acknowledge that she has romantic feelings for falin means recontextualizing their relationship in a way where#she has been the one hopelessly chasing while falin didn't realize/ignored her for the most part#and she couldnt allow that to be true both bc she couldnt bear to make falin the 'villain' in her love story#and bc she subconsciously knew the scope of pain would be too much for her to handle#so now my problem is. how do i make that clear in the fic from falin's POV without getting too heavy handed about it
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Been playing Payday 2 again a lot lately and I wanted to draw some of the character's faces as practice.
#Payday 2#payday#jacket#sokol#clover#hotline miami#Jacket hotline miami#Sokol payday 2#clover payday 2#Jacket payday 2#I WISH I FINISHED A JIMMY DRAWING HES MY BABYGIRL I JUST COULDNT GET HIM RIGHT#my friend did not like my jacket drawing 😭😭😭 he wanted me to make him a gross old wojak like the in game model#i wanted to make him drive (2011) and my OTHER friend agreed with me.#the first friend insisted sokol wasnt silly and cute like ??? he can be smart and skilled and kill people and still have a boyish energy#hes got that boyish twink charm he does shit asking chains to take him to a sports game like a little kid#bro he has a reservoir dogs specific line where he says “I have flutters in my tummyplate!” like hes maybe a little immature and silly#my art
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They're in love (you don't know the lore like I do (I also don't know the lore))
#guys im so unwell over mango bill hes a cutie#HIS NAME IS LITERALLY MANGO BILL OF COURSE I LOVE HIM#fango MANGO....MANGO bill#it makes sense i love him#if anyone says anything about my intros or transitions im coming into your house and throw chairs at you 😤#shameless plug for my tiktok go follow it 😃👍#mango bill#mango pablo bill#bill cipher#gravity falls bill cipher#bill cipher gravity falls#bill gravity falls#gravity falls bill#smiling friends#smiling friends charlie#charlie smiling friends#crackship#rairpair#cross ship#guys theyre in love (both have cheated on each other)#first bill cheated on charlie with ford while charlie was away#then bill got muted on pt (i swore too much oops 030) and then literally a few seconds after that charlie came back#and pim told charlie what bill had done and then they broke up (booo)#then a few days later bill explained to charlie what he had done and why and charlie i think took bill back#for like...a second then charlie got with pim...#and then it got hella messy#(nit even to get started on Twink bill (specifically that infamous design) x pim)#(both are toxic for each other its really funny)#(also play pony town with me 😤i clearly play it correctly (obviously))
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Thinking about....... Sun Onceler.........
#sometimes the sun is a twink and he loves you and he refuses to leave your brain apparently#he's just so fun! what if instead of knitting thneeds he spins water into clouds! and they can be anything bc they can be any shape!#i realize in hindsight i have a tendency to make characters that embody some aspect of nature and may or may not be a deity lol#so maybe the others could make an appearance! sunler playing a lyre or smth singing about them#the stars and how she knows the fate in the cards#the siblings summer wind and rain#the beast and her orchard#but of course ending with how he's totally cooler and more important than everyone else#and it turns out apollo is not only the god of the sun but also of art and music so it really fits him methinks!#i doubt i could ever pull off running an askblog. however#i like the idea of him causing mischief. oh someone wants this thing to happen? let's make it a game!#keep your friends close from epic comes to mind#i don't have much in the way of story but. there are these two scenes in my head that are SO good#i wanna talk about em so badddd but i don't wanna spoil in case i do something with em#but i will say that one of them is a really really fun reference >:D#and the line “RED IS THE NEW GOLD”#but anyways i think an important part of him is that he loves people. he loves these silly little humans running around more than anything.#because all of this ultimately stems from the idea of the sun missing you when you've been inside for a long time#wanting things to get better for you and being there to celebrate the little victories yknow?#my nonsense
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Jace is convinced Porter doesn’t have friends for a LONG TIME until one day Porter’s like “Hey, babe. I’m heading out to go hang with the guys.” And Jace is immediately suspicious. Like he’s not particularly jealous and if Porter wants to fuck someone on the side he can just tell him, he did with Zara. But then the more he thinks about it the more unhinged he gets about it. He’s messy and it IS weird Porter never brought them up before now, right?
He stalks follows Porter and is hit with the fact that Porter has a friend group of some of the hottest men he’s ever seen in his fucking life. Just big burly guys that look like they could snap him in half just like Porter could. So he does go home and jerk off texts Porter about meeting his friends sometime soon. Porter met some of Jace’s friends, It’s only fair.
Porter doesn’t have an issue with Jace meeting them per se, but he knows them. He knows the minute they see Jace they’ll wanna pass him around. He’s partied with them a lot, he’s gone to sex parties with them. It’s fun he loves it. And he knows Jace would love every second of it too. So, maybe it wouldn’t be too bad but Porter does get jealous when it comes to his boyfriend. He’s his and he always will be.
The only one allowed to fuck Jace like that are him and Zara. But he does invite the guys over to watch the next bloodrush game; after a very stern warning that his bf is off limits.
Jace is DELIGHTED when sunday finally rolls around. He wears thee sluttiest outfit he owns- he and Porter get in a fight about it so he changes into one of Porter’s favorite Bloodrush Jerseys and some sweats to appease him.
He’s still upset from the fight so the minute the doorbell rings Jace is flirting hardcore to piss Porter off. Walking in front of the tv, bending over, fetching snacks and pulling focus while Porter and his friends watch the game. Porter is fucking LIVID. He sees their eyes on him and the snarky little looks they’re giving eachother. He can’t detect thoughts, not that he needs to. He knows what they’re thinking. He’s thinking it too.
The next time Jace heads to the kitchen to refill the chip bowl, Porter follows and bends him over the kitchen counter and tugs down his joggers. Jace was banking on this, he couldn’t wait for the minute Porter could get him alone and show him who he belongs to.
The night ends with Jace whining and crying as Porter fucks him nice and slow with a hand over his mouth so his friends won’t hear. Once Jace is close, Porter pulls out and helps him to his knees to finish him off. Jace doesn’t even protest, looking up through his lashes with wet eyes as he takes Porter’s cock into his mouth. Porter grips his hair hard at the scalp, fucking his mouth. He’s so turned on by the sounds echoing around the kitchen. He knows his friends can hear Jace’s needy little muffled moans and the sloppy sounds of his throat getting fucked. It only turns him on more.
Jace is in heaven being used like this, his cock is so hard, hes dripping onto their kitchen tile. When Porter is done with him, coming hard down Jace’s throat, he helps him up and presses a kiss to the shell of his ear. He whispers, “Go clean yourself up. If you touch yourself, I won’t fuck you for the rest of the week.”
Jace teleports upstairs and does exactly as he’s told, waiting (im)patiently for the noise downstairs to die down. Porter takes him apart that night like he never has before and Jace comes more than he ever has with him. Overall a lovely night for Jace and his favorite brat tamer 💖
#to me Porter’s friend group is like bears gym rats and p*rnstars so he’s like oh god they can’t meet my hot twink bf#they’ll devour him and he’ll love it!#he’s not ashamed of them and he mostly met all of them through the gym or sex parties#he appreciates his friends#dare I say he loves them#and he loves Jace but his friends and Jace are all whores and they will pounce on each other and Porter is like that’d be hot but he rages#at the thought of not being the only to have Jace screaming from taking a d*ck up his ass#possessive Porter ilyyyyy#starbreaker#blewb rambles
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Thoughts at the bar this Friday. I also started reading Pageboy, and although it sometimes hits close to home, it's giving me some good gender-affirming feelings. Elliot Page and I have a roughly 2-inch height difference.
#siggy draws#meself#i may be 5'2 but around my friends i am still 'dad'. and although being the sober one this friday was boring and isolating at times -#- it also allowed me to protect my friends and my partner. to look out for them and get them water.#to hold my partner's glasses while they moshed. to hook my friends' arms under mine and guide them away from traffic.#i had a gastroscopy in the morning so my throat and stomach were pretty sore and i couldn't sing or talk much. couldn't drink or smoke.#so i was just this sort of sweet little quiet guy and my partner and friends kept swarming me with kisses and words of affection.#''as an experiment'' i'd asked them all to refer to me as he/him for the night and they hugged me so tightly#and it didn't feel weird#my clothes are still too big. my face is still too feminine. i'm the size of a middle-schooler. but around them i'm 'dad' and 'dude'#thinking of hitting up a clothing swap because i can't afford new clothes or shoes. i'm also looking into some ftm-specific support groups#transgender#gender euphoria#genderfluid#honestly idek#trans butch maybe? i love my children (friends) but i will kill them for forever saying i'm a twink
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Nothing is more unfunnier than a cishet person making twink jokes to their other cishet friends
#because most of the time they dont even know what theyre saying#same w top bottom jokes#theyre just calling their cishet friends gay without realizing LOL#or when they unironically call themselves top/bottom when theyre in a het relationship#i had a coworker call one of my higher upper manager a twink when he’s literally a big guy#like WHAT LMAOAOO
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New dad lore unlocked, what the fuck do you mean your friend knew Luca di Montezemolo so you did a test drive with a Ferrari once
#begging my dad to stop being so much cooler than me#me: I get into f1#dad: Have I ever told you about that time I drove a Ferrari on Circuito di Fiorano#f1#formula 1#ferrari#luca di montezemolo#I guess#my dad if I ever became religious: Have I told you about that time I met God#me at 21: maybe vroom vroom cars can bring me out of depression#my dad at (almost) 60: oh yes minor anectodote I met the guy Niki Lauda won two championship with#I can't stress enough how this is so fucking unreal my family does not come even close to the kind of money LdM makes#We are NOT the kind of people who would casually hang with a millionaire#Also I genuinely believe my dad's friend must have been sketchy to know LdM#I also feel like I can never read my two eye anymore like even the tag of an ao3 fic with Luca di Montezemolo#'Luca di Montezemolo/Niki Lauda' you mean my dad's friend's friend?????????#now I feel like I have a weird distant relationship with this guy#like I know I don't know him and maybe it's my problem that I think of old formula 1 people like that#but I sort of divorce mentally from the fact that old formula 1 grid are actual people they're like distant characters from a complex#mythology#and now I feel like if I was a paesant in ancient Greece and my dad just told me he partied with Dionysius once#does it make sense#rip LdM I don't feel comfortable watching your pictures from the 70s thinking slay twink anymore#I will miss saying you have American Next Top Model hips#do you think it's ethically correct to objectify some twink from the 70s if your dad met him#I know he is still alive now and he's old and stuff I don't care there ard two Luce di Montezemolo in my head one is the one still alive#and I don't give a fuck about him the other is still photogtaph from the 70s and gives me gender envy
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Yo do y'all remember this art Martin posted before Bunnyfarm? Wish this guy stayed wonder what he would've said
Teehee!! Bunnyfarm style study (but it was done really poorly, just don't pay attention to the bad shit just pretend it's accurate look at funny bat)
This fucking LOSER!!!! is a twf oc I made with a friend named (Baseball) Louie the Bat,,, I love him dearly but also kill twink with rock
#twf#the walten files#the walten files oc#I love you Louie everyone say it back#Me and my friend who made him like to ship him with Sha#We call it Shouie#Everyone cherish Shouie it's wonderful#BUT!! We also imagine he's exes with Bon#We call it Bouie#Funnily enough he has no idea he's bi#He thinks he's just woke I guess#the bats are turning liberal guys worst day ever#Everytime me and my friends make new lore for him we add another adjective to his description#He is currently our lovesick adopted afrolatino bi in denial emo bilingual messy twink son#“Emo culture didn't exist until the late 80s-” Shut up he was emo before emo was a thing that's how emo he was#Louie walked so emos could run#Yes I got his name from a Danny Gonzalez video#I love my twink son#not my first black parade - my friend I'm making this with#She wanted me to say that
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Am I just more insecure or more considerate or are people not at all ashamed anymore to draw attention to your physical attributes for no reason?
#I realized sadly like 'damn I really like this friend it's so nice how they never point out things about my body I'm sensitive about'#And then I realized that is so fucked up#Maybe it's just because I've been living with family and not at school#Like my mom knows my exact weight and the amount I lost due to the past few months of suffering at her hands#And I'm pretty sure you just had the thought oh well he LOST weight he doesn't have anything to complain about at all what a douche#But she keeps parroting the exact numbers randomly for no reason and to family and strangers#'he was at school for months not eating for some reason yeah he lost xxx.xx look he weighs xxx.xx now' talking to like. an ex teacher.#what is wrong with you#Also people just randomly like 'wow you have a lot of acne' or 'wow has your face always been that broke out??'#People I trust saying why do you have so much shoulder acne is that because of t that's weird lol#or like ew bro why do you have a thigh gap now I don't know bro probably the eating disorder you make fun of me#for and say is too stupid for anyone to have#You fucking jackass.#Why do you have a mole there is that a boy rhingt. ?? what??#Stop calling me a twink I have a FUCKING DISORDER.
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i don't read enough loz fic to know what the popular fanon is so maybe this already exists but there should be a revali and zelda besties agenda i think it would be good for them
#loz#botw#zelda#revali#i will be posting tonight like the champions never died#anyway just decided this. I think they would've initially bonded over having the same issue with link#cause they both initially don't like him bc they both view him as having had his destiny handed to him basically#while they work and work and work and still feel that they aren't seen as good enough#and then I think the fact that revali is really abrasive would be appealing to zelda tbh#cause she's a princess and often very composed in most of the memories she's having to sort of suppress a lot of her emotions#like she obviously gets very loud and angry with link but I really don't think that's her normal behavior#I think she does that both cause obviously he's the person it's easiest to pin all her frustration on#but ALSO because he's the only one she really CAN yell at. the people she's frustrated at are her 1. her dad#2. herself. and 3. link. other people around her would seem generally blameless for The Situation#she can't yell at her dad there's only so much you can do about hating yourself and no one ever wants to acknowledge that you hate yourself#you'd rather just hate someone else. and link is the easiest target of the three#and then on top of that link is generally very unreactive which pisses her off to no end initially#BUT does make yelling at him a thing with no consequences#anyway that was long winded but what I'm saying is that zelda is a person surrounded by very composed people#who has to be very composed herself. link being the one exception. but she's so angry and sad all the time#and not often able to vent her frustrations#BUT revali is so abrasive and rude like I think if zelda was friends with him it would be a great bitch4bitch moment#and then on revali's end like I think zelda would be SO fascinated in the science behind his flying technique#and he'd fucking preen at that he'd love it he'd be like she hates that twink too AND she appreciates my skill. ideal bestie material#and he doesn't seem like a very spiritual person. bird. bird person. so while I definitely don't think he's THE ONLY person#telling zelda “hey you don't need to be doing this much praying your other contributions are good also”#it's still always good for zelda to have more people in her corner#and I do think he'd acknowledge the skill she has in other areas bc it's something she worked hard on I think he'd do that#realizing 90 percent of that was “why zelda needs revali as a bff” and not the other way around#always thinking of my girl exclusively it's true. never beating the zeldapilled allegations
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christoph waltz brainrot rn
#christoph waltz#HES SO FINE#HES GORGEOUS#BEAUTIFUL#ETHEREAL EVEN#why are girls allowed to say girlfriend to refer to a platonic friend but i can't say this is my boytoy twink malewife tristan.#tristan and isolde#fire and sword
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HELP WHAT DID I DO TO HM OMGDF IM NEVER USING AI GENERATION AGAIN AGHGRHGRHGS
#randy jade valentine#randy jade#randy#I AM LITERALLY SO SORRY#my friend loves him you cant image his reactions to my other like 10 failed attempts#its 2am i am rolling around cackling and bawling my eyes out#THATS NOT RANDY#its the closest thing to him strangely#thats not randy jade valentine that's handy paid mcallister or some shit#hes not a regular man#IF I DIDNT PUT HEADLESS SOME WEIRD ASS GUY WUOLD KEEP APPEARAINGBJN AYAUYAUYB#randy does not have brown hair and a beard hes not buff stop#nobody say hes a twink rn#2am antics#im kinda sorry#less sorry now that im actually posting this#dialtown#randy dialtown#phonesex hotline man#the one and only of course
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