#tbh photographer makes sense

[bosspigeon]

named the new boy! His name is Lux and he's a sweetheart <3

[theparadoxmachine]

Underrated pastime: Looking at listings for dvd storage shelves and judging the taste of the fake person who owns the dvds on the display

[francis-mulcahys-angels]

Saw!HIGNFY AU

Paul Merton as an early 30s struggling photographer/comedian and Angus Deayton as the late 30s cheating doctor/host who get stuck in the bathroom saw trap, fall in love and suffer:)

[formulafics]

MRS. ALL AMERICAN (2) | AA23

Scenario: this time around, alex and yn get married over the winter break, and unintentionally spark some crazy rumors amidst the start of the season.

Pairing: alex albon x fem!sargeant!reader

also includes: logan sargeant x fem!reader (siblings), oscar piastri x fem!reader, lando norris x fem!reader (all platonic)

AN: as usual, this was thought up between me and @renarots who also came up with the names used for alex and yn’s pets, so shoutout to them for that 🫶🏻 i hope you all enjoy this very silly part two to MAA!

PART ONE

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thailand

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ynsargeant_albon my forever home away from home, with my forever love. ❤️

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alexalbon_sargeant luca says he misses you

⤷ ynsargeant_albon ill book a flight immediately

⤷ twitchquartetenthusiast CRYING THEYRE SO SWEET

logansargeant 🫶🏻

landonorris congrats again 🎉

⤷ ynsargeant_albon thank you lando 💞

formulasargeant THEYRE MARRIED??? FOR REAL MARRIED??

rizzciardo they’re straight out of a romance book and I love it for them

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florida

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alexalbon_sargeant home away from home. wish you were here! ☀️

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ynsargeant_albon flordia looks good on you btw 😚

landonorris never realized yn was that small 🤔

⤷ alexalbon_sargeant that’s her real size 🙊

⤷ ynsargeant_albon this is evil I’m never doing silly pictures again

oscarpiastri amazed to see no .5 pictures in this one

⤷ ynsargeant_albon lowkey me too

formulawilliams lowkey maybe i get how yn rizzed up alex

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albonpets we thought it was time to introduce the newest members of the albon-sargeant family. meet Thomas 🐭 and Ferdinand 🐸.

side note: apologies for the confusion 😁

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ynsargeant_albon I love our babies 🥹

landonorris oh.

⤷ ynsargeant_albon tbh I thought you understood

⤷ landonorris I mean now I do

⤷ ln4nation LMAO LANDO IS ONE OF US

formulapapaya I want to know why they picked those names

⤷ ynsargeant_albon Thomas the train and Ferdinand the bull!

logansargeant im stealing thomas

⤷ ynsargeant_albon you will do no such thing

⤷ logansargeant he loves me though

formulawilliams this makes so much more sense than them having actual kids 🤡

dreamyalbon I HAD A FEELING IT WAS PETS

formulalex notice how everyone hating on twitter is SILENT

⤷ dreamyalbon were you silent or were you silenced?

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lando.jpg here’s the newlyweds 📸❤️

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ynsargeant_albon best photographer we could have had. thank you lando ❤️

⤷ landonorris also best dj? 👀

⤷ ynsargeant_albon sure I’ll let you have that

alexalbon_sargeant a post about our wedding with the first picture being you 🤔

⤷ formulawilliams one thing abt alex is he’s gonna keep people humble

dreamyalbon WORST DAY OF MY LIFE CHECK I AM DEVASTATED OH MY GOD

lovelysargeant THIS IS SO CUTE I AM WEEPINF

ln4nation living for how close yn and lando are now 🥹

⤷ landoworld ME TOO. apparently he, oscar, logan, yn, and alex hang out regularly 😭 they’re everything to me

Thank you for reading! 🌷<3

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[love2poetry]

loml

⤷ mcu!peter parker x artsy!reader

𝜗𝜚. . . synopsis. you are both peter's love and loss of his life

𝜗𝜚. . . general tag. mostly fluff & some angst

.ᐟ. . . content warnings. if you see any grammar mistakes, keep them to yourself pls thx<3 might be cringe tbh

♫⋆｡ our field of dreams, engulfed in fire your arson's match your somber eyes and i'll still see it until i die, you're the loss of my life

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ sophia's letter ! i wrote this as it's raining and can you guess what scented candle i have lighting? 😝 anyway i went through a depressive episode for no reason so i took a hiatus, but i might be back for the summer. i often go through another one when school starts so im gonna do the most now. i was thinking of making a part two for this using 'peter' but idk. anyway, HIIII NEW GRACIE ALBUM THIS WEEK RAGHH

prequel

wc. 1,926

spring had just began, more warm days after months of freezing cold weather. today, however, seemed to be one of the few cold, rainy days february had left. you had finished homework earlier today, always wanting to have your weekends free as much as you can, so you decided to occupy your mind with something else more calming. 

after finishing the last of your ap psychology assignment, you walked to your kitchen and made yourself a quick matcha. as you measured the green powder into your cat mug - a lovely gift peter got you because one of the cats in the bug is a calico, like your own cat - a thud was heard from your room. it was followed by an 'ow' quickly after, causing a small smile to form on your lips.

peter.

at the sudden noice, autumn, your calico cat, run cautiously out of your room. after finishing your matcha with some creamer, you also walked to your room. 

peter looked towards the door upon sensing you. his spidey sense usually only triggered when danger was near, however, when it came to you, peter was able to feel you. he couldn't describe it, but there was something in you that made him feel safe. it was a warm feeling that ran down his spine, and maybe it was because he was in your room, but he could also smell the vanilla lotion you love to use. everything about you made him feel like he was engulfed by a soft blanket.

so it was no surprise that the first thing peter did was offer you a smile. you automatically smile back of course. how could you not when he looks at you like that, like he was going to somehow bring you the moon he often photographed because it made him think of you. 

'it's raining,' peter pointed with a boyish grin. the obvious pitter patter coming from your windows made you tilt your head playfully. 'you don't say.'

peter patrolled the streets of new york everyday as his alter ego, spider-man. but on days like this, he likes to use the weather as an excuse to come see you earlier instead. he has a build in heater in his suit of course, but in his opinion it doesn't work as well as a good cuddling season with you.

peter sets his masks down on your night stand. 'cuddles?'

you took a sip of your matcha as you walked to your desk. 'i have to work on my portfolio.' you heard him walk to your dresser that sat on the corner of your room where you had a drawer with his clothes to change to after patrol. 'i thought you were done with it?' 

'yea, it's just,' your fingers glossed over your sketches. junior year was ending and soon college applications will start. it had been your dream to attend the art school of chicago, and now that applications are around the corner, you want to make sure everything is perfect. 'it doesn't feel complete.'

once peter was out of his wet suit and into his favorite pair of bright pink hello kitty pants matched with a plain white tee, he sneaked his arms around you, taking your comforting scent in. you felt him place a kiss in your hair, 'i think it's perfect.'

you turn to look at him with an unimpressed expression. his smile widens and he can't fight the urge to kiss you any longer. peter gently presses his lips into yours. he's always been delicate with his kisses, especially after being spider-man. you knew it was his way to ground himself after a day of fighting criminals, so you let him be as soft as he needed. 

you loved it that way. you loved him that way.

peter pulls away first. 'i have some photos i took last week. you could draw some if you need.' 

peter's hobby went hand in hand with your art. thanks to being spider-man, he was able to take some shots of new york no one else would be able to obtain, and he often let you sketch them, so often that half of his storage is pictures he takes for you to draw. the other half is probably of you.

you hum in agreement, still looking into peter's eyes. you have never loved brown as much as you do now. 

'tomorrow.' peter took your mug in one hand, then used the other to hold your hand while he drag you over to bed. 'today, we cuddle.' he set your bug on the night stand. 

you smile. 'okay.'

you two settled under your warm covers with you closest to your mug incase you want a sip, but before you could find a comfortable position, peter stood up, muttering a quick 'wait!'. 

you frown, but understood what he was doing when he pulled a lighter from your drawer in the night stand. he lit up the candle that rested on top. apple pumpkin. you bought a few pumpkin scented candles last fall, and peter grew to love this specific one. he wasn't a fan of scented candles because of his enhanced smell, but this one was subtle enough for him to enjoy without getting a headache.

once peter returned to bed, he wrapped his arms around your waist with his head on your chest. he slightly tilted his head to plant a kiss into your skin. 'i love you.'

his whispered confession filled you with butterflies. you don't know what you did to be lucky enough to love this boy in your arms, let alone be loved back by him. one of your hands wrapped around his back, while the other caressed his check, slightly squishing his face. his chuckles echoed in the room along the rain when you started kissing his face. 

two kisses on his right check, two more on the left, three on his forehead, and one on the bridge of his nose. 

'i love you more.'

a bright smile stayed on peter's face as he shook his head. 'that's not possible.' your smile matched his, 'i think it is. no, i know it is.' 

'i love you most.' before you could disagree, you felt his hands sneak under your shirt, cutting you off by tickling your sides. you squeak in surprise and try to squirm away. your laughter fills peter's ears, 'okay! i can't breathe!'

peter paused his movements and you inhale to suggest, 'we both love each other equally.'

peter makes a thinking face. 'i'll let you have this win,' he rolled his eyes playfully before settling in your arms again. 

the two of you stayed intertwined in bed until you felt peter's breathing slow down, indicating he had fallen asleep. his weight was on your side now, but looking down at him you decided you wanted to engrave this moment forever. 

swiftly, you reached for the small sketchbook you keep on your night stand. thankfully, you had left a pencil there too. you sat up slightly, making sure not to disturb peter's slumber. his arms tighten around you making you freeze, but the light snores coming from peter tell you he is still deep in his sleep.

you find a clean page and begin drawing shapes until you like how they all sit together. you move to the face proportions, not focusing on shading yet. your hand makes the hair part look effortless, and it may be from the many times you've drawn these curls. moving back to the face, you use your finger to blend the lines better.

finishing the rough draft, your focus goes to the nose, moving to the freckles you have memorized. 

'stalker.'

peter's deep voice caused a blush to creep into your cheeks. it wasn't the first time peter caught you drawing him, he has seen the many sketches and paintings you've done of him, but you still shy way when his eyes follow every detail of him you've embedded into your mind. 

if only you knew peter feels the same. to know the person he loves more than anything has memorized him, his body and soul, fills him with an indescribable feeling. he does the same with his camera. most of his photos are moments you've shared together that he wants to remember forever. 

peter not having storage on his phone from all the candid pictures he has of you is his version of when you learned to draw the lines that form around his eyes when he smiles.

'shut up,' you nudge your leg against his. there's smiles on both of your faces as peter snuggles closer to you. 

the room is rather dark by now, only the candle peter had previously lit and another lamp you always have create a cozy atmosphere. the warm glow of the lamp reaches your features enough for peter to see and he takes his time to draw his own painting of you in his mind. 

the flickering flame of the candle mixing with the apple pumpkin scent ignite a perfect portrait of peter you ache to fabricate, you take a mental picture for later.

you could be here with peter for all time. 

neither of you knew that it was only momentary. 

peter climbed through the window, a plastic bag in hand. he pulled his mask off, wet hair falling over his eyes. 

the loud thunder from outside shook his apartment. it started raining earlier that day, so peter decided to cut his patrolling short. he hadn't done it in a while.

his body was freezing from the harsh wind that he old suit would have kept him warm from. he walked towards a basket full of his clothes that sat in a corner, that was his dresser for the time being, and grabbed a gray shirt. 

when peter picked up the shirt, he caught a glimpse of what once were a bright magenta hello kitty bottoms, is now a dull shade of pink. with a sinking feeling, peter decided to put them on as well.

he made it to his twin size bed where he left the bag and took out the single purchase he made. 

a small scented candle. apple pumpkin.

once lit, he set it on the small dining table his studio apartment came with. he stared at it until the soft scent filled his nose. his throat closes when memories of you that are still imprinted in his mind come back. peter feels his left eye twitch as tears threaten to spill, but he refuses to cry. 

he can't afford a breakdown. he has no one to turn to anymore. peter doesn't know if he can pick himself back up if he breaks. it was easier with tony because he had may and friends who cared about him. but especially because he had you. 

now may is gone, he's a stranger to his friends, and every detail of peter you had memorized has been erased. 

peter turns back to his bed and pulls the covers to get in. he continues to stare at the flame emotionless, slowly dissociating from his lonesome. 

even after everything, peter can't comprehend how you could go from perfectly drawing the creases on his lips without a reference to not even remembering his name. 

do you still have those pieces of him? 

do you still draw him even now like it is muscle memory?

is he in your dreams like you are in his?

you will continue to occupy peter's mind until the day being spider-man finally kills him. you were his deepest love, and now his greatest loss. 

[hanniescookie]

in another life - lsm

pairing - lee seokmin x f!reader

genre - fluff, angst, fantasy, historical au (1800s),

warnings - mentions of death, major character death, idk tbh

summary - you're living a content life in a quiet neighborhood until you step foot in an empty, ancient shop situated in the outskirts of your town and you're met with photos that take you back in another life.

word count - 2.5K

author's note - finally finally finallyyy i'm writing seokmin, my beloved. this didn't turn out like i wanted at all but i'm still gonna post :)) i came up with this while listening to timeless by taylor swift so you can say it's loosely inspired by that song 😙🤍 have a good read!!

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••Morning walks have been your favourite thing in the entire world. It's something you picked up as a habit ever since you were a kid. Your dad used to take you out for a walk every morning with your pet dog.

At that point in time, you used to complain about it. You didn't like the idea of getting up early, walking around the neighborhood, greeting old ladies and hurting your feet for it all. But then your dad passed away, and you realized that this was the only common thing you shared with him.

That's when early morning walks became your favourite. They reminded you of your dad, and your dog who only lived for seven years before leaving you all alone in this world.

It was one such comforting walk — basking in the memories of your loved ones — when you came across the vintage shop. It was still a little dark for you to figure out what exactly the banner of the shop read, but something about it gravitated you towards the unknown place.

It didn't look scary in the slightest. In fact, it felt rather welcoming in a sense that it seemed to be calling out to you, inviting you to step inside and explore its secrets.

As you pushed open the creaky door, a soft bell above it rang out, and you were immediately enveloped in a warm, comforting aroma that reminded you of old books and leather. The shop was dimly lit, with only a few flickering lamps to illuminate the space, but as your eyes adjusted, you began to make out the shapes of vintage furniture, antique trinkets, and rows upon rows of dusty old books.

The shop was silent, except for the faint ticking of a clock you couldn't locate. On the front counter, there was a stack of black and white photos, probably for sale because it said, "25 cents each."

The pictures were so beautiful. Still and frozen, yet feeling like they were alive with all that happened in the past.

One of the photographs displayed a young couple perhaps, laughing in a porch. To you, it felt like they were a newly married couple, perhaps happy in their first house together. In another one was a teenage couple kissing each other with a blooming young love. Many were photos of old ladies during their tea time, or random photos of a busy marketplace where people sell and bought. All of it evoked a strange nostalgia in you, making you feel like you've been a part of these people.

What caught your eye, however, was an old book covered in cobwebs. A picture peeked out of it's worn out pages, and when you slowly opened it, your heart squeezed slightly in your chest.

It was a photograph of a young, handsome man, laughing beside a dog. You felt strange chills erupt in your body as you flipped through the pages, witnessing remnants of this story of romance.

Time stood still, and you were suddenly transported back to many hundreds of years ago.

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••You stepped out of the quaint, ivy-covered cottage that served as your sanctuary, breathing in the autumnal air of the town square. It was late evening if the fading glow of the sun was anything to go by, and the marketplace wasn't as busy as usual. Your dog trotted by your side, her tail wagging excitedly as she sniffed the sights and sounds of the square.

It was surprising to see Ember excited like that in a long time. Since your father's death, she was never nearly as happy as today which made you wonder what was causing it. Maybe it was just a beautiful day.

A beautiful day that wasn't helping your creative block at all. Your papers and ink still sat upon your desk in silence, igniting frustration in your otherwise calm demeanor.

It happened quickly. One second you were lost in thought, fingers wrapped around Ember's leash, and the second, the dog was darting towards a figure standing by the ancient stone fountain.

You followed, hearing the man's infectious laughter that quickened your heartbeat slightly even when you couldn't see his face. He was dressed in a long, dark coat, and a soft beret adorned his head. He had crouched down near Ember, playing with her, who was now lavishing him with affectionate licks and nuzzles.

You watched in a daze, something indecipherable tugging at the strings of your emotions. There was something about him that seemed almost otherworldly. A gentle something that made you feel like you were gazing at a renaissance painting come to life.

And if you weren't already so distraught, he glanced up, his eyes meeting yours, and you felt a jolt of electricity run through your veins. Now you had to hold eye contact with him without crashing down on your knees and swerving into a panic attack.

His smile faltered for a moment, and you sensed a flicker of shyness behind his eyes. But then, his face relaxed, and he spoke in a voice so sweet that you forgot your own name.

"Excuse my impertinence miss, but your dog is quite charming."

His smile had softened by the end as he stood up, and you had to raise your chin to keep up the eye contact. You felt your heart rate slow, and your knees, which had threatened to buckle, steadied themselves. You managed a smile, hoping it didn't look as wobbly as you felt.

"Thank you," you replied, your voice barely above a whisper. "She's a dear companion."

Ember nuzzled your hand, and you looked down at her, grateful that you had an excuse to break the eye contact. The stranger's eyes followed the movement, and his smile deepened.

"I can see that," he said, his voice filled with warmth as he looked at the dog again. "She's very affectionate. What's her name?"

"Ember," you replied, surprised that your voice came out as steady as it did. It wasn't like you to ever feel this way in front of anyone. You were always told that you were a confident lady, but something about this man made you want to put your defenses down.

"Pretty name. I'm Seokmin," he said. "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, miss...?"

Good heavens, that was a pretty name. You felt only slightly guilty for comparing it to Ember's because he complimented her name, but his own sounded so soft, and so uniquely him. You wished there was only one man named Seokmin in this world.

You looked at him and realized he was still waiting for an answer. His cheeks were warm, and a little colored if you could correctly see. Had you embarrassed him by not answering?

Your voice came out a little strained instantly. "Y/N." You wanted to say more, and you would have if you weren't so turbulent. You didn't want him to think that you were not interested in speaking to him, because God only knows you could spend all your evening standing here.

But the man was perhaps too nice. His smile widened as he repeated your name, making your heart twitch. "Sounds like a poet's name. I've always been fond of poetry."

You felt a surge of surprise. "How did you know?"

He furrowed his brows, staring at you for a moment longer before realization dawned on him. "You're a poet?"

You nodded, unable to help the smile that he naturally pulled out of you. You had also been told that you weren't an easy presence — that it was hard to make you smile — but Seokmin mangaed it all so swiftly.

He chuckled, a sound that you liked. "I was merely making an educated guess. But I must say that you have a dreaminess to yourself. You truly look like someone who'd be fond of words."

You couldn't help the slight giggle that left your mouth, feeling a sense of wonder at how perceptive he was. "I suppose you're right," you said. "I do love words."

Seokmin glanced up at the sky, his smile intact as if it was a part of him. "In any case," he said, his voice tinged with regret. "I shall take my leave now. I apologize for taking your precious time, miss."

Not at all, sir. I could give you all of my time if you asked, you wanted to say, but didn't. You only let your heart twist and bruise in disappointment as you nodded. "Have a good day ahead, sir."

He smiled a little wider, patting Ember softly once before standing upright. Then he took a step closer, extending his hand out to you. Your heart skipped a beat and you found your hand in his before you even knew it.

He slowly took your hand to his lips, pressing a gentle kiss to your fingers with his eyes closed. If you could paint, you'd paint this picture and hang it beside your bed to stare at everday. But you were a poet though, so the papers left at your desk would definitely bleed of the emotions his touch evoked in you.

Then he softly patted your hand with his other one, "I hope to see you again, Y/N."

You smiled, feeling your heart fill with fondness. "Likewise."

He smiled, tipped his beret, and walked away, leaving you feeling dazed and wondering if you'd imagined the whole encounter.

And in that moment, you knew that your life was about to change in ways you could hardly imagine. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••You felt it before you saw it, a tear falling down your cheek and landing on the yellowed page of the memory book. You weren't sure how or what made you witness the memory you just lived. But you didn't care. Because you felt your heart clench in your chest at the page that was now open in front of you.

It was a grave among many, with Seokmin's name written on it. His lifetime was merely of 27 years. You stood above his grave with a bunch of flowers in your hand, wiping under your eye.

At this point, you felt insane. All you wanted was to pull at your hair and cry your lungs out. You had witnessed such a beautiful memory of a life you lived in some other timeline, and yet your story had been torn apart by fate.

Your last straw was seeing the last page of the book. It was a majorly blank page, with only one sentence scribbled with blank ink at the right corner.

I will find you in another lifetime, my love.

- Yours, Y/N

You felt sick to your stomach, and your knees buckled, making you slide down the counter. Hot tears fell past your eyes, making your heart clench tighter. You couldn't believe your story had ended that way, especially after you freshly felt all the emotions for this man whose grave was photographed right in front of you.

A soft chime of a bell rang in the shop, and a warm breeze hit your face. Your sob halted, head lifting up to look at the intruder whose face was glowing in the sunlight.

Your breath caught in your throat when you met eyes with the man who just walked in. You were hit with the same emotions all over again, looking at him clad in a long beige coat but without a beret this time.

"Hey— are you alright?"

You heard his voice before he crouched down near you, and you swore you could die right there. His brows were knitted in concern, and his hand was raised in the air — clenching and unclenching — afraid to touch you.

He was so beautiful, just like he was in another life. Just like he probably was in every life. You felt your aching heart swell with insurmountable emotions that you couldn't process — not at the moment.

"Seokmin." You whispered out his name, making his eyes widen in surprise. He blinked, unable to word out his confusion.

"Excuse my impertinence," you whispered, holding onto his large hand and letting out a shaky breath. "But you're quite charming."

Before he could even blush, your lips found his. Perhaps, he would report you for harassment, or push you away and run, but you couldn't sit back and watch the man who died on you in another life walk into this one. You will make sure he doesn't die on you again.

[tossawary]

You know, the more I think about it, the funnier I find the concept of Monkey D. Luffy /& Boa Hancock (especially paired with Aro-Ace spectrum Luffy and Aro-Ace spectrum Hancock) just for what it must look like from an outsider's POV.

For the record, personally, my favorite Luffy ship is Zoro/Luffy - also with Aro-Ace spectrum Luffy, that's basically non-negotiable for me, I don't care whether he's sex-favorable or sex-repulsed, but he's definitely ace. It is so funny to me to think about Luffy's incredible pull with aro-ace spectrum folks. People who once thought "sucks for you fuckers obsessed with sex and/or romance, I'm built different" (Roronoa Zoro, Koby, Trafalgar Law, Boa Hancock, Bartolomeo, etc.) find themselves fascinated by this little rubber man, who regularly declares war on the government and can swallow a roast chicken whole. Some of them are happier about this than others. Some of them WISH they just wanted to fuck or marry him, that would make more sense than this shit.

But, okay, back to Luffy and Hancock (as a friendship or queerplatonic situationship, whatever, doesn't matter). Like, let's pretend this is some kind of Modern College AU (Luffy is probably not IN college, tbh, he's just there to hang out with his friends and for any food anyone makes the mistake of leaving out). You are on your way to class and you see this woman walking down the street and she is - hands down - the Most Beautiful Woman In The World.

Super tall, with incredibly long, muscular legs in shockingly high red heels, a short skirt, artful cleavage, a waterfall of sleek black hair, beautiful face, striking makeup, gorgeous jewelry. Looks too old to be an undergrad student. She looks like if a martial artist became a supermodel. Walks like that too. The phrase "please step on me" comes to mind, but not to the lips, because that's sexual harassment, and also this woman looks like she could stab you through the heart with a kick and her shoe heel, killing you instantly.

She sees someone and her entire face lights up. She runs forward (how is she running in those shoes) squealing in excitement and embraces this guy you didn't even notice before, shouting about how much she missed him, and kisses him on the lips. He is... uh... three-quarters of her height at the tallest. A real Mr. Short King.

Wow, he has a babyface. And a scar on his cheek and on his chest, which you can see because he's wearing an open button-up, in eye-searing rainbow colors and decorated with monkeys, and jorts with fur at the cuffs. And mismatched flip-flops on the wrong feet. And a straw hat on a string around his neck. It looks like he hasn't brushed his hair today. It is impossible to judge his looks because his outfit is too distracting. Now the Most Beautiful Woman in the World is blushing bright pink as she clasps one of his hands in both of hers. Mr. Short King is using his other hand to pick his nose as she talks.

They walk hand in hand together over to where an incredibly expensive-looking bright red car is parked. Mr. Short King opens the driver's door for the Most Beautiful Woman and she apparently nearly swoons at this chivalry. She climbs into the driver's seat and he gets into the passenger's side (Luffy cannot legally drive and also cannot actually drive). They drive off together. What the fuck kind of Roger-and-Jessica-Rabbit-ass Sugar Mama relationship did you just witness?

Boa Hancock keeps a photograph of Luffy as her phone background and also on her desk at work. Everyone is always like, "Is that your... son?" And Hancock is like, "No, that's my number one choice of future fiancé! Isn't he sooooo handsome?" And people can only be like, "...Okay, but why are there police lights in the background? And something is on fire? It kind of looks like he's in the process of being arrested..." And Hancock responds dreamily, "They didn't catch him! He climbed into my exercise duffel bag and I carried him out."

[spookberry]

Shadow High series 3 my new beloved

I didnt even like most of em until i saw them in person, but the knowledge that they'll probably never be in the show has my brain in a "well its free realestate" kinda mood

Random list of information cuz ive been plotting out friend dynamics and background lore

-i like to pretend Rainbow High/Shadow High are actually Rainbow University/Shadow University cuz im in art college Right Now and i think it makes more sense with the whole dorm room situation. And also major makes more sense than focus IMO

-I changed Pinkie's major from film to just undeclared. I think she eventually does land on Film. She just has a lot of interests! Her dream has always been to one day direct films, and I think she comes to love them even more while developing ideas her with the group as she winds up in a Director/Producer position for most of them. BUT also every time she takes a class in a different program she cant help but fall in love with that way of making art too. So she has a hard time picking for a while and changed her major a couple times before landing on Film.

-Pinkie and Berrie bond a lot over a shared interest in vocal synths (tho Berrie knows more about them than her).

-The two made Pinkie's vtuber model together!

-the fandom wiki says PJ is from germany?? Idk how canon that is tbh but ive decided to embrace it i guess

-Rooney's canon name is Scarlet Rose, but i thought it was kinda lame especially when Rosie Redwood is also in this line sooo I renamed her! Stuck to the color name puns tho. Mar Rooney. Maroon. Haha

-Speaking on her though i love that shes from texas and likes writing scifi mystery type stuff and that being said i just Know deep in my bones that she was a Voltron Legendary Defender fan and Keith was/is 100% her favorite. She has a continued fondness for mothman specifically cuz of this.

-PJ and Rooney actually talk about fandom and shows/movies ALL the time. They dont have a ton of overlapping interests, but where they do? The two literally never shut up.

-Rosie is such a random character, like outside of her design she feels very poorly considered. So I scrapped the cosmetology thing and made her an illustrator instead! I think it works better with her love of making art in nature. I can see her being really into illustrated guide books. I think shes a bit snooty when it comes to art too. It takes being friends with other artists to become more open minded.

-I like the idea that Rosie is mainly friends with Rooney and Berrie ontop of that. The three of them often tag team storylines and how theyd interpret them into different mediums. Rosie will draw up a bunch of concept stuff while Rooney writes up a pitch bible and Berrie will start making shit move and throwing in her own ideas on camera angles and character designs.

-as an animation major Berrie was required to take a sound design class early on, which is where she met Oliver! Hes very laid back, and likes to go with the flow, but functions a little like the "mom" of the group. Often reminding the girls to take breaks, drink water, stop looking at their screens lest they get eye strain etc. He's multi-talented tbh but Music is his one true passion and he likes how the girls are always giving him collaboration opportunities.

-Oliver and Rosie like to talk sports a lot, both having played a bunch when they were younger and throughout high school.

-Lavender Lynn is Oliver's number one "person who needs constant reminders to settle down" she is in a constant buzz of trying to get the best shots and is utterly obsessed with the process of artistic documentation. Everything must be documented.

-the whole school loves her for this actually, she has a whole side gig where other students hire her to help photograph their projects. She saves everything she earns from this for her future dream plans to visit paris. She has it set really, many of the artists who she helps photograph now will remain steadfast clients of hers forever onward.

-PJ and Lynn actually took a print media class together at one point. Which didnt at the time spark an everlasting friendship. But it did give PJ an easier in to ask for Lynn's help documenting a project the group was working on. One of Lynn's first times photographing them work happened to fall on a day where Rosie had planned to trick everyone into going on a nature walk sans devices... Lynn wound up really appreciating this outing and decided to continue hanging around the group even after that project had ended.

[thebirdsareafterme]

maxiel, galex, scaniel, brocedes!

OOOH OK I am ready.

Maxiel: makes sense, compels the FUCK out of me

I genuinely don’t think there’s been a ship that has compelled me like Maxiel. They make me so insane and I’ve spent the last 8 months of my life going up and down all 200ish AO3 pages in the tag like some kind of deranged possum, searching for more Maxiel content. They just make so much sense in my mind. You have Max, who has been taught his entire life that his only purpose in life is to win races, who is this angry, strung up little kid when he first joins F1…and then he meets Daniel, who is so kind and charismatic and has always been taught to enjoy the moment and the process of it all and just treats him with so much love even when he’s not winning or when he’s getting criticized by the media…and Max finally learns how to enjoy life outside of racing for the first time. Even outside of the general RPF scene of it all, the absolute pivotal Maxiel moments are so important and have so much significance in the grand scheme of the sport. Daniel leaving Red Bull because of Max (to an extent) which then caused a ripple effect on a whole bunch of people’s careers and ultimately led to the Horrors that we are currently living through, but at the end of the day, it’s about “If it can’t be me, I’m glad it’s him” and that fastest lap into “Thank you, Daniel.” Yeah, I could talk about them for DAYS if given the chance.

Galex: makes sense, compels me

They’re everythingggg to me. I love the childhood friends to lovers thing they have going on. The Galex lore is so interesting, like the throat infection incident, the collarbone biking accident, the whole thing about George being Alex’s hype man/personal photographer as a kid… underrated ship fr. They have the best chemistry and their sense of humour actually work so well together, and I NEED more content from them. I also CANNOT ship either of them with anyone else because it just does! Not! Work! In my head. They are each other’s ride or die and I love that for them.

Scaniel: makes sense, does not compel me

I love their friendship a lot and I think they have so much weird gay energy between them, but unfortunately my day one Daniel ship is still Maxiel. I think Scaniel has potential for growth, but unfortunately they do kinda give off besties to me. I will admit they have had some good, shippable moments, but Scotty just feels like a straight man in my mind. I think it’s just the DR effect (every man within a 5 mile radius falls in love with him) that drives this ship forward tbh.

Brocedes: makes sense, compels me A LOT

THIS is THE SHIP of all ships. The lore goes so hard and it’s so devastating to me. I’m a sucker for a good childhood friends to lovers to enemies storyline, so they are right up my alley. It’s just the most insane story that when I tried explaining it to my casual F1 fan friend, they asked me if it was from a movie and I was like NO! This is irl!!! The way that they have a 6 hour, 3 part YouTube docuseries about their relationship is crazy. No other ship has as much angst as them, and no one will ever come close to being them. It’s the way that they fundamentally are a part of each other’s careers and that you cannot mention one without the other, it’s the way that Nico talks about that era of his life and how he could only stomach their childhood favourite cereal on the weekend before cinching the championship, how he ruined his body and soul to beat Lewis and how his retirement changed Lewis’ whole outlook on the sport!!! And through it all, there is an awkward third-wheel in the form of either Daniel Ricciardo or Sebastian Vettel just smiling through the most disgusting vibes a room could ever have, which, in my opinion, adds to the whole drama of the ship. This ship has so much narrative and character and it is so so devastating to think about, I need to see or make a Brocedes movie before I die.

[robin-evry]

Hey, but can you do headcanons Yuu who is Tsuchigumo/Jorogomo? I can imagine students who is afraid of spiders staying away from them, honestly same because holy shit a giant spider (Especially Jamil who is finding a fifth corner to keep away from them)

Sure, ask and you receive. Tbh this sounds more like a Jorōgumo to me and sorry if it's not accurate. I also got inspiration from one of my favorite animes so what I'm a spider

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐎 🕷️🧶

Tsuchigumo (土蜘蛛, literally translated "dirt/earth spider") is a historical Japanese derogatory term for renegade local clans, and also the name for a race of spider-like yōkai in Japanese folklore. Tsuchigumo are also known for their ability to shape-shift. They can disguise themselves as humans to deceive people or lure them into their traps. This ability makes them particularly dangerous, as they can blend into human society until they reveal their true form.

( English is not my first language)

Day 6 : tsuchigumo!yuu

Tsuchigumo!yuu is pretty cunning and yet pretty reserved, they will interact or show more emotion for the people they are close with but unless it's someone they don't know. They will be quiet as well as blunt and straight forward towards the stranger, they will only show their laughter towards the people they knew or care about.

Tsuchigumo!yuu might have unusually nimble and graceful movements, hinting at their spider-like agility. Their stance and walk might exude an almost predatory elegance, as if they are constantly aware of their surroundings.

Tsuchigumo!You also have a photographic memory and a very clever mind similar towards kitsune!yuu, they can remember the scent of someone as well as every detail of the person, they can remember someone's personality to the bottom point as well their sense of smell can identify what type of species they are as long as they recognize it.

Much like a spider detects vibrations, tsucigumo!Yuu might have heightened senses. They can sense magic or emotions in their surroundings, similar to how spiders feel vibrations on their webs. This ability would make them highly perceptive, especially in detecting hidden dangers or unspoken intentions.

Tsuchigumo!yuu also possessed enhanced perception could also help them to foresee attacks in battle or detect invisible threats.

Extremely talented at the art of weaving, they are very talented at the art of weaving cloth, silk, threads as well creating their own clothing, garments and tapestries. They also modified the uniform to have some web designs around it. Plus this clothing might possess magical capabilities.

Beyond ordinary textiles, tsuchigumo!Yuu could weave enchanted fabrics. This could include blankets that induce calming dreams, ceremonial robes that protect against curses, or banners that bring luck or inspire courage when displayed.

Tsuchigumo!Yuu’s creations could have subtle magical properties. For instance, they could weave clothing that enhances specific abilities, such as a scarf that grants invisibility or a cloak that shields against certain types of magic, etc

They did some modification like adding webs on their own uniform as well adding unique patterns that are connected towards the other first years, and these modifications didn't go unnoticed, during the day vil visits them to ask if they can do some modification on his uniforms as well. I can also see them very fashionable.

Tsuchigumo!yuu has a different way of casting spells instead of using magic pens. Tsuchigumo!Yuu casts spells by making weaving motions with their hands, as though they are pulling invisible threads from the air. Each spell requires a specific series of intricate gestures, as if they are "sewing" the spell together. The threads they weave are often faintly glowing strands of magic, varying in color depending on the spell’s nature. More powerful spells might require more complex patterns, with Yuu’s hands moving rapidly to create elaborate webs of magical energy that hold the spell’s power.

If they had to perform a large spell in an area they have to perform a ritual by drawing weaving patterns or a complex web in the ground. By performing these rituals they are able to create a fog of illusion, protection barrier or as well to seal something.

They might retain a mostly human appearance but with subtle, eerie spider characteristics. Their skin could become slightly glossy, resembling the texture of a spider’s exoskeleton, and their limbs may become longer and more slender, giving them a graceful but unsettling look.

Tsuchigumo extra pairs of hands would be great at multi-tasking, they also have the ability of mini spiders allowing them to act as their eyes and ears in distant or inaccessible locations. The spiders could appear almost invisible or blend into their surroundings, making them difficult to detect unless someone has very keen senses or magical perception. These mini spiders also work as workers for them helping them with cleaning as well as helping them weave.

Tsuchigumo!yuu are described to have a beautiful form, they are also very preceptive to the point they immediately can see right through people's fake facade. They immediately realize that cater personality has been fake.

Tsuchigumo!yuu also have the ability to shift into animals as well the appearance to take on different human forms. This includes altering their age, gender, or even specific features to blend in with various social groups or environments.

In their true form, tsuchigumo Yuu would become a massive creature, towering over humans. Their spider body could have a leg span of around 10-15 meters (30-50 feet), making them an imposing figure capable of weaving large webs with ease. Despite their size, Tsuchigumo Yuu’s movements would be graceful and precise, reflecting their weaving talents.

They also have a hybrid form, the upper part of a human but the bottom part of a giant spider. But in their human form tsuchigumo!yuu possess enhanced speed, agility as well as strength. They can even be gymnastics if they want it

Tsuchigumo!yuu are from a clan of a lower ranking yōkai clan but their clan has been looked down upon by the yōkai world, because their clan was usually viewed to be outsiders. Their clan is known for their ability to create the finest clothing in the yōkai world. Their number one client is the prominent clan of Kitsune.

Many students literally fear them as well as Jamil, he refuses to be in the same room as them and when he sees their true form he screams and faints to shock. As payback Tsuchigumo!yuu would sneak into his room and when wakes up he sees them in their room and literally runs out of his. This will continue for one week until they are asked to stop.

Tsuchigumo!yuu started to create clothing and posting them on magic cam thanks to vil making them an account and it went viral due to how high quality they were and the magical properties they possessed. Their clothing is highly sold enough to make a living off their own. They do commissions for nobles and famous people. As a thank you to vil, they created an entire collection of beautiful queen inspired outfits that possessed magical properties.

[charmac]

Do you know if they have had or currently have gay/queer writers that help with writing Mac's character? I assume they've never brought in like, "specialists" for any characters with different identities just cuz it either never occurred to them or it's not worth spending the budget on. Genuinely curious, not trying to bash them for not having that, I'd be surprised if any TV show went outta their way for that tbh.

Well, an entire team of straight people are not writing this sh—ah! *trips and my private thoughts tumble out of my backpack*

Oh no. Oh there go some google searches too…

(Ok in my defense.. watching those Incoming interviews re the gay sex experience. well. I tried to do research.)

No, but in all seriousness, I know Rob has spoken in the past about how he consulted a lot with his brother (who is already active on Sunny as their still photographer) for Mac’s coming out & acceptance arcs, but beyond Patrick they have never shared or discussed out queer writers on Sunny.. eh hem

I joke...I mean, I don't think it's ever appropriate to require someone to out themselves for the sake of proving there is representation behind the scenes.. but I do think it would be nice for some sense of that existing. (Although my reasons for wanting that are selfish because it's Sunny and proper representation is really not a key focus for them, like at all, lmfao)

I am glad Rob listened, took notes, and improved on Mac's coming out arc, however where they are now... I do not think they seek advice or consulting when it comes to the majority of the gay plots/jokes they make because considering the people they've already got, they don't need it

[sapphicromanoffxo]

Curiosity kills the cat | n.r x w.m

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Wanda Maximoff

Word Count: 2.9k

Warnings: beefy!Nat, oral sex, strap on use, mild degradation, praise kink, mentions of aftercare, daddy kink, a bit of breeding kink

Summary: Wanda is intrigued by the intricacies of filming a sex video and ended up asking Natasha if she will be up for it?

A/N: so this is based on a request and tbh, I don't know if this turned out good. So please let me know your thoughts! 🤞 AND sorry if there are any mistakes. ✌️

╰┈➤ Masterlist

Receiving fancy gifts always feels strange to Wanda because she and her brother grew up without much money. Her family couldn't buy expensive stuff, even though her parents worked to make sure they had enough food. So, Wanda learned at an early age to be careful with money and practical with her expenses. That's why it overwhelms her a bit whenever Natasha showers her with gifts on random days. She knows that Natasha tends to buy stuff that is on the expensive side, and she almost wants to tell Nat to stop buying her things. But there is a part of her that feels giddy at Natasha's grand gestures as it makes her feel really special.

Natasha's latest gift is a digital camera. Wanda knew it's expensive upon noticing the brand, and she knew for sure that it was the latest model.

"I saw how you take good pictures of Liho on your phone, and I think you have a talent for photography. You should pursue or discover that side of yourself more," Natasha lovingly encouraged her girlfriend.

Wanda bit her lips at Natasha's high praise and observant skill. "You didn't have to buy me a camera. But thank you, Nat."

"Don't worry, baby. I just want to support your interests in life. Now go on and take more pictures of Liho!"

Natasha unexpectedly found herself becoming the focal point of Wanda's photography, much to her chagrin. Natasha knew that she's good-looking however, she couldn't shake the discomfort of being photographed. Attempting to lighten her own mood, she playfully dubbed Wanda her "personal paparazzi". Natasha could never find it in her heart to tell Wanda to refrain from taking pictures of her, in fear that she may discourage her girlfriend.

On a sunny afternoon, Wanda searches for Pietro with the intention of borrowing his laptop so she can transfer all the photos and take a look at which ones are worth printing. She is planning on making an album filled with photos of everyone in the compound and a separate album as well for Natasha and their cat, Liho.

"Go ahead and get it in my room." Pietro told her and off she went to his room. Once she retrieved the laptop, she then went to their room, Natasha and hers, and plopped down on the bed. While the photos are being transferred, she can't help but be curious about Pietro's search history. She knows it's bad to snoop around but she's genuinely curious about her brother's interest in life.

To say that she's shock was an understatement. Pietro's history was filled with porn sites! Well, she can't fault his brother since he is a man and it is normal for them to watch porn. It is not her place to judge but she can't determine why there is a need for people to take videos of them having sex. She realised that these people are getting money out of this and being a porn actor pays well. So she just continued browsing and well, watching clips and it made her think of her girlfriend. Natasha has a body that is to die for, and capturing them on pictures or even videos makes Wanda's heart race with anticipation.

As if summoned, Natasha enters the room clad in tight shorts accentuating her round ass, strong thighs and a sports bra with thin straps barely containing her ample tits. Wanda hastily shuts off her laptop, blurting out, "Natasha! What are you doing here?"

Cringing at her own question, Wanda realizes Natasha will sense something is amiss, putting pressure on revealing her little secret.

Natasha arches an eyebrow at Wanda's odd behavior, stating, "Well, this is my room, and I cut short my training since I'm not in the mood."

Wanda merely nods, mildly irritating Natasha. "Why are you acting weird, and what's on that laptop, detka?"

"Nothing, nothing! I'm just transferring my photos. That's all." Wanda responded nervously.

"Can I see the photos?" Natasha challenged Wanda.

If Wanda could hide and run away, she would. But there is no winning when Natasha is on a mission to expose what she's keeping.

"Uhm. Sure. Just wait a second."

Loud pornographic sounds immediately fill the room the moment Wanda opens the laptop which makes her shut it off again. Horrified almost feels inadequate to describe what she's feeling. Now this is the right time to flung herself on the window and never come back. She's also too afraid to look at Natasha, in fear that she may be scolded by her current predicament.

"There are only two of us in this room and there is no doubt that neither of us just made that sound so give me the laptop." Natasha finally speaks up and demands Wanda to hand over the device. Wanda did want she's been told and just wants earth to swallow her whole.

Natasha opens the laptop and the filthy sounds come into life once again. The current page that she's in makes her wonder how Wanda discovered such a thing and what her motives are.

"Is there any reason why you are watching porn?" She asked softly to somehow calm Wanda's mind.

The poor girl is contemplating her answer and opens her mouth to say something but ends up shutting it. She responded instead with, "Are you mad at me?"

"No, Wanda." Natasha is quick to assure the girl. "I promise I am not mad at you. You can tell me what's on your mind."

Satisfied with Natasha's assurance, she then answers her question truthfully and solemnly, "It was not my intention to watch porn in the first place. I was just snooping around Pietro's history and I came across those websites. I became curious and watched some of the videos."

"These videos are educational at some point and there is nothing wrong with watching them but, if you have questions or want something, you can ask me. I won't bite, you know? Unless you want me to." Natasha sits down beside Wanda and puts in a little joke in the end to lighten up the mood.

"I know. I was just curious, that's all." Wanda responds with an air of relief knowing that she's not in trouble.

"You're okay. Let me give this back to you and I'm going to take a shower, okay?" Natasha smiles at Wanda and gives her a kiss before going to the bathroom.

Once Wanda is alone, she looks at the screen again and watches some of the previews. She smiled at herself and maybe something good could come out from watching these videos.

Feeling refreshed from a good bath, Natasha wears her boxers and a loose cropped top for a more casual and relaxed attire since it will be hours before they will be up for dinner. She searches for Wanda and finds her sitting on the sofa instead, with the camera situated on a tripod in front of her.

"Are you taking self portraits?" Natasha asks.

"I figured we can take some photos together? Only if you'd like." Wanda proposes.

Natasha almost hesitates but she sees something else from Wanda's plan and decides to just go with it. "Sure. How do you want me?"

"Just sit there and we'll just do little poses."

And so Wanda adjusts the settings of the camera and sits on Natasha's strong things.

Natasha's hands naturally land on Wanda's ass, gripping them affectionately.

"Hmm. This is nice." Natasha said with great enthusiasm.

"Yeah? You feel comfortable with this?"

"Ofcourse, baby. As long as I'm doing it with you."

Wanda blushes at Natasha's words and so far her plan is working well. She leans down to kiss Natasha and feels her hands travelling up and down her sides, then ending back on her ass.

"What if I want to do something more?" Wanda asks nervously.

A light bulb figuratively sparked at Natasha's head, confirming her suspicion of Wanda's proposal.

"What do you have in mind, love?" Natasha's hand travels up to the swell of Wanda's breasts, groping them gently which earns a small moan from the witch.

"I want to film us having sex. Would you be up for it?" Wanda asks reluctantly, not knowing whether Natasha will agree on her wish.

"Am I right to assume that you got this idea from those videos?" Natasha decides to tease her a bit. She likes it when Wanda comes up to her with ideas on how they can spice up their sex life. She knows plenty of kinks to be worked up with, however she also wants Wanda to feel comfortable with discovering what feels right for her.

"Uh-uh. I want to see how our bodies react to one another from a different perspective."

"I trust you and your ideas, baby."

Wanda beams at Natasha's agreement and kisses her senseless. Her mind is going on overdrive with scenarios that she wants to reenact which further intensifies her arousal.

"I want to eat you out first." Wanda whispers seductively at Natasha's ear, while grinding her body at her hips.

"Feeling confident tonight, detka? Go on, I'll let you have it." Natasha smirks at Wanda's sudden confidence. How she loves to witness her take charge of their relationship once in a while. But at the end of the day, she knows she'll have Wanda at her mercy anyway.

***

It's been days since they have done their impromptu sex recording session and both women haven't gotten the chance to review the video.

Natasha pulled out her own personal laptop and strictly instructed Wanda to only make one copy of the said video and it should only be on her own device. They can't risk the chance of leaking their own sex video now and for sure it will be the talk of the town if ever it comes to that.

Alone in their room, Wanda takes it upon herself to watch the recording. She suddenly feels like she's about to intrude on someone's sex life but it is literally their own so she shouldn't worry that much. Part of her feels ashamed of what they've done but looking back at Natasha's reaction to it and how she animalisticly fucked her, she realised in end that it's worth it.

The video was almost an hour long which felt longer at the time. They sometimes lose track of the time everytime Natasha is in the mood of good fucking and their love making session would last all night long. Wanda would never complain about being used like that especially if she's on the receiving end of pleasure. Though she also makes sure to return the favor to Natasha, but the ratio of orgasm is almost never equal between them.

Wanda hits the play button and she sees herself kissing Natasha's toned abdomen, leaving small hickeys on her porcelain skin and travelling upwards again to give a much needed attention to her perky nipples.

The sheer adoration on Wanda's eyes is so evident and she can't help but be aroused by her own actions towards Natasha. Her hand then ventures towards Natasha's left boob while she's sucking on the other one with much gusto. Natasha's boobs are bigger than hers and she can barely hold them in her small hands.

"Wanda, baby."

Natasha moans at how wonderful Wanda's tongue feels on her nipple. It sends a spike of pleasure down her clit and she ends up directing her hand down her crotch. Wanda understands what Natasha wants right away and kneels in front of her clothed pussy instead. She drags the boxers down her legs and is pleased to see that her lover is not wearing any underwear at all.

"You're so wet for me, daddy."

"All for you, my love."

Wanda wasted no time and dived right in on Natasha's enlarged clit. She can almost feel it throb at every passing lick and marvels at how sensitive it is.

"Right there! So good, baby."

The angle of the camera captures the whole view of Natasha's toned upper body, Wanda can clearly see how her abs flexes at each deep in take of breaths and her chest would rise and fall from the intense pleasure within her core. Her left hand clutches on Wanda's hair and pushes her head deeper into her pussy, fully assaulting the aching bud.

Wanda penetrates Natasha's entrance with three fingers without warning and her eyes flew open, adjusting herself at the sudden spike of pleasure.

"Fuck!" Natasha screams, eyes rolling at the back of her head, and her back arching away from the sofa. Both of her hands now are gripping Wanda's head and her legs are perched on her shoulders, stabilising her upper body.

The deep guttural moans that are coming from Natasha's mouth makes Wanda's pussy clench on nothing. She's feeling more eager now on making Natasha cum, so she herself can get her own release. She doubled her efforts on sucking Natasha's clit and within the next seconds, Natasha's body is shaking and is now sitting in an upright position while mumbling, "I'm cumming! I'm cum–!"

Wanda's screen shows Natasha's chest, how it rises and falls at every deep breaths, her tits and abdomen littered with small, dark hickeys and her arms are splayed out to her side. What a fucking sight to see. Wanda pauses the video to admire her lover even more and takes pride at reducing Natasha into this state.

"Satisfied?" Wanda asked with a smug look on her face.

"Very. Come up here." Natasha demanded and Wanda scrambled off the floor to straddle her thighs once again.

"Can you grab the strap on for me? I want you to ride me while you're facing the camera."

Red wisps of magic appear on Wanda's fingertips then the harness together with its dildo lands on the sofa.

"Good girl. That magic of yours is real handly."

Wanda momentarily stands up while Natasha secures the harness around her hips and attaches the toy on her crotch.

"Come on. Ride daddy's cock the way you like it."

The witch positions herself and straddling Natasha's thighs while facing the camera. She sinks in slowly at the 8-inch dildo and oh, the stretch feels so good and the burn is intensely satisfying. Natasha holds Wanda's waist to guide her down, without moving her hips first to make sure that Wanda is well adjusted.

"God, daddy. You're so big. I love it so much."

Wanda whimpers the moment the whole length is situated within her. Her movements are slow at first, then gradually picking up her pace once the mild pain subsided. Her arms are pinned by one of Natasha's hands while the other one is gripping her waist.

"Sweet baby, you look so fucking good like this. Lean down on my chest, sweetheart."

Wanda's back hasn't even touched Natasha's chest yet but she starts pounding into her like there is no tomorrow.

"Daddy! Daddy! Fuck! Harder harder!"

"You like being fucked like this, huh? That's my good girl."

At this point, Wanda is completely entranced by their love making. The voyeuristic pleasure of simultaneously seeing and feeling the tenderness and roughness of Natasha's touch, how her pussy stretches to accommodate the girth and length of her cock, and oh– her own moans is a clear reflection of how good Natasha is fucking her. Her gaze focuses back to the video where the tripod was moved to the side. Wanda is now kneeling on the sofa, legs wide open and Natasha is fucking her roughly from the back.

"This pussy is mine to fuck and abuse, yes?"

"Yes! Yes! This pussy is yours to abuse. Faster, please!"

Witnessing her own submission to Natasha is both daunting and thrilling. Natasha holds the exclusive privilege of delving into her innermost desires, unravelling her lust in a simple command that would leave her begging for more.

The bruising grip of her lover on her waist and the way she's being manhandled should be alarming, yet all she sees and feels is comfort. There is a sense of comfort in knowing that Natasha will take care of her and ultimately love her throughout their relationship. There is no other person in this world that she could trust other than Natasha Romanoff.

"If I had a dick, I know I'll be coming all over you. Gonna breed you like slut until you pass out!"

"You're gonna make me cum! Ahh!"

"Fucking hell, Wanda. That's it. Cum on my cock."

Wanda's heart swells even more at seeing Natasha at how she takes good care of her, especially right after an intense lovemaking. She makes sure to put Wanda's comfort above anything else. Whispers of sweet nothings to bring her down from such a soaring high pleasure and gentle kisses to calm her racing heart.

"You look so beautiful, detka. I'm so lucky to have you."

"I love you so much, Natty."

"I love you too, baby. Come on, let's get you cleaned up before we head down for a nap."

As the video nears its end, with them no longer in frame, Wanda directs her attention to the background objects. It's at this moment that she notices a small green-eyed cat loafing at the far end of the sofa, evidently basking in its own bubble.

She wonders, was Liho present the entire duration of them having sex? Wanda rewinds the video and, to her surprise, discovers that the cat was indeed a silent observer throughout, from the beginning to the end.

"Damn it, Liho!"

[storkmuffin]

Yunho Pop 20250411 Liveblog

If you're here for just the part where he discusses Mingi, search for Mingi Part and scroll down. For @fayet.

Preamble

We open with Yunho peering down at the screen. He's wearing colored checks with black and white stripes and I guess the pale blue collar on the striped T is supposed to be connecting the two tops harmoniously but I disagree with his stylist. He says he's arrived safely, and wants to know if the sound quality is good, and if there's no lag. The shifting around on the sofa noises are very loud.

He keeps moving the camera around trying to find the angle, because the lighting in the room makes shadows fall on his face. He finds an angle at one point that makes him go "ohh!" at his own face. (photo 1)

He tells us (but always remember, he's telling his own face, actually) that he's trying to find the optimum position. He finds another angle he likes (photo 2) which he approves of with 좋은데? that looks like the pose you'd put a First Lady into for her official portrait. But then this creates sound problems, so he takes it back in hand to lift the above him.

Photos 1 and 2

After two whole minutes of this vain (both senses of the word) fucking around, he silently accepts that there is no angle that works well with the light and guarantees sound, so he pretends nothing happened and immediately begins the discussion. (One of Yunho's rules is My Mistake Never Happened and If you Remember It You're Wrong. A corollary rule is Your Mistake Definitely Happened, and It's Both Perennial and Evergreen. see eg: 쓰러다 헤매져).

The Real Voice

He's been sick and it's taken a while to get over. But he's well now, he says. He refers to a specific instagram story (예카) that you'd only know about if you follow his insta, and says that by that point, he was mostly over the cold. Yunho amends to say he hasn't entirely recovered yet. He doesn't sound like it - his voice is altered.

The Ye-Ca Photo and Hipster Lingo

He put up a photo from inside a cafe, and used a word I hadn't seen either, 예카 (Ye-Ca) which sounded like yet another neologism: 예쁜 카페 = 예카. (Pretty Cafe = Yeppun Cafe = Ye-Ca). This is unnecessary and stupid and I'm not saying that just because I didn't know what it was until I saw Yunho use it.

The Hotteok asks, Which cafe did you go to? (예카 정보 좀 요 is the literal phrase - The info on the pretty cafe preca? pls.)

As per usual, Yunho reads the question aloud, looks away, and starts talking about the word 예카/Ye-Ca without saying the name of the cafe. He deliberately misunderstands the question because he doesn't want to answer it - she wasn't asking about the word Ye-Ca, she wanted to know its location, but Yunho's answer starts with: "TBH the word Ye-Ca? That day...."

The story that Yunho then tells about this excursion he went on during the Seoul cherry blossom season in a way that made me think he was lying. The information comes out in a very slow drip. He specifies who he went with first - An Older Bro THAT I KNOW (아는 형이랑) -then secondly, the general area of Seoul he was in - Seoul Forest, then third, why he went - to look at cherry blossoms in bloom - and then gives an additional reason why he went - in order to take photographs of the cherry blossoms before they fall. After he says a bunch of words like this that are not to do with the name of the cafe, Yunho summarizes with sudden fluency (because the first draft of the lie has been put together now??) that he told this Known Bro (who isn't a manager apparently, because when they're manager or staff they just say those job titles) that he wanted to go photograph the cherry blossoms so they went near Seoul Forest, where apparently, there are a lot of cafes. He was told about this, and the Older Bro said, "Let's go to a Ye-Ca." Yunho asked what that was, and the Older Bro replied with "You don't know what Ye-Ca is??"

Offended to be caught empty handed, Yunho said 설마, 예쁜 카페에요? Don't tell me it stands for Yeppun-Cafe?? (Contemptuous) To that the Older Bro said, 다 아는데, 요즘 사람들? All up to date people know it! Annoyed at the recollection, Yunho editorializes, "So at that point I was now excluded from all up to date people (요즘 사람들에서 제외가 된거지, 나는, 이제)."

This is the point at which I became open to believing this story about this guy going on a cherry blossom viewing date with a Known Older Bro (and not his girlfriend/wife/babymama or Mingi), because I can so imagine the joy of taking the rare opportunity to rub Yunho's face in something he didn't know, for one, and because of that snippy bit of editorializing from Yunho.

Along with 예쁜 카페 (Yeppun Cafe- YeCa) there's an accompanying neologism, 분위기 좋은 카페 (분좋카 - Cafe With Good Vibes, abbreviated to Boon-Joe-Ca). Yunho didn't know any of those, he says, voice rising again, so he continued to reject the neologism, by saying, 별-다-줄 이네요.

Sidebar Korean lesson: Apparently he was trying to say 별걸 다 줄이네요. What a weird (read: unnecessary) thing to abbreviate. Which, ironically, has been itself abbreviated to a 3 syllable neologism Byul-Da-Jool.

But this attempt to go head to head with this Known Older Bro with this hipster lingo turned out to be another failure, because now Byul-Da-Jool is out of date. The compulsive abbreviation-neologism making in the Korean spoken language is no longer merely a trend but a norm, I guess? The Known Older Bro pressed his advantage, and Yunho starts to check the chat, to see if he really was out of date.

It turns out the people in his audience don't know Byul-Da-Jool, but because Hotteoks have a "Protect Yunho" rule, and also are well trained by him to know that Yunho only acknowledge them if they're being sweet, someone make a very saccharine pun out of 별다줄 (byul-da-jool) to transform it into 별따줄 (byul-dda-jool) ( the change is between 다 to 따) which is a truncation of 별도따다줄: "Will Even Pluck A Star Out of the Sky To Give To You."

Sidebar Korean lesson 2: That's how compressed Korean can get by the way. 별도 Byul = Star. 따다 Dda = Pluck, or Pick, as in fruit. 줄 Jool = bring to you for purpose of giving). 5 syllables completes the description but in English you need 13 words (you're on your own counting the syllables).

Yunho really likes this. He's so delighted.

He runs with it. 별도 따다 줄 윤호. 에이티니라면 별도 따다 줄수 있는 윤호가 별따줄입니다?? Speaking of himself in the third person OR of the entity "Yunho the Idol," he says, "If it's for the Atiny, Yunho is the one who can even pluck a star out of the sky." He's very tickled.

Then he goes back to chatting about the state of his health, that he slept too well on the plane, almost in a dead faint.

The Mingi Part

Unable to endure any more of this waffling, which has gone on for 5 minutes and 10 seconds, a very patient Hotteok asks for "an explanation of that Instagram post."

And he does this thing, that makes me insane, and I had assumed that it made everyone insane and that's why he did it but I now think that I may react this way because I'm a Hotteok (goddamn everything to hell why whyyy) - he

1) looks away shyly, demurely, in apparent refusal, but only just enough to make sure you can see his pretty smile

2) pretends he doesn't know which post but then

3) makes sure to turn back to the camera looking like the cat that currently right now has a mouthful of cream in its mouth and know you can't do anything about it so you can know you're supposed to go feral in the comments about that photo. That he knows and knew it would make everyone go nuts.

The explanation he offers goes like this:

Oh you couldn't sleep that night? Really? Oh it's just - that day I took the photo to show the Atiny. I was living the hotel resident life, so I was in a gown and taking photos - giggle giggle - and then.... I'm sorry, I won't do things like that anymore. [Pause, shifty eyes back and forth, voice is so warm] Should I do things like that or should I not? Just tell me that. [Reads.] You liked it? [looks away] Even so - isn't it the case that I don't really show a lot of skin? At this level? [runs a forefinger along the collar of his t shirt to remind you what he exposed in that photo that he hasn't acknowledge existing] It's not? I mean, nevertheless, the reactions on Fromm and things, the reactions - heehee ha ha - were so overheated. And the members' reactions too. And I found myself thinking, is it really that big a deal, to get everyone so worked up about? [writer's note: UNSPEAKABLE WORDS ARE MAKING ME BITE HOLES INTO THE INSIDE OF MY CHEEKS] You were shocked that I put it right on Insta? [looks away, looks back] Mingi keeps demanding that I get his permission. He's the one who throws down and peels off his clothes. Without a single care. What's even worse- what was it - it's not even about permission! Even on stage! Whenever he feels like it, he just exposes skin. He did it that one time too - we were all alarmed. When we were at the Akaraka festival, at Yeonsei University? He just suddenly ripped off his clothes, in the middle of performance! Roughly! Just spontaneously! He ripped his clothes. So he does things like that, goes there, like that, but then he constantly says I'm supposed to get HIS permission.

There's an RPF shipper way of reading this whole saga with Mingi. Several other excellent Tumblrinas do this already, so if that's what you need, go there. I do RPF a different way - this is a competition to the death for attention and clout between these guys - all of them and also between Yunho and Mingi.

Mingi posted a shirtless (implied) in bed photo, and I assume that melted the internet, so Yunho did an almost exact replica of that photo, but he has the face and demeanor to do coyness a bit better than Mingi, so I think they both agreed that Yunho won that round. Mingi's way of one upping this was to not comment on the quality of the photo in the way that San or Seonghwa did but to build a narrative into it that would make the RPF shipper types have a wonderful day - "Get my permission." This is "Steal Your Thunder, Pull Focus" behavior, where it suddenly becomes something different from having Yunho who stays very buttoned up showing a little bit of skin causing a meltdown, to Whatever IN the World DID Minig Mean BY THAT?

It's actually kind of rude, no? A little bit undermining. A lot competitive. Typical Ateez where they will fight each other to the death with as much enthusiasm as they will play at being hot n heavy to make the girls scream.

Yunho's reaction to his particular fans demanding an explanation etc was to be immensely pleased about the attention it was getting him, get more coy, and up the ante even further, by pointing out a time when Mingi got truly very wild, in the Korean context. Mingi wasn't supposed to do that, and it was actually high risk behavior in a high stakes environment. I suspect that Mingi actually was given a sort of yellow card warning for that stunt.

The people who get into Yeonsei University are not likely to have come from families that permitted them to stan Kpop Idols or participate in any way other than the most indirect in this kind of immersive popular culture, because it gets in the way of studying with the focus and intensity you need to in order to achieve admission to a SKY university (Seoul National U, Korea U, Yeonsei U). Undressing by ripping himself out of his clothes in front of this Yeonsei crowd is in line with the outlaw wild-boy kind of artist that Mingi wants to be, I think, and completely counter to the clean-cut, sweet-and-wholesome niche that Yunho keeps working on. I don't know how it was received, but it clearly wasn't rehearsed, it was a high risk move, and it pulled focus in a direction that Yunho did not want. And maybe, just maybe, he wishes he could do that too.

Korean language sidebar: The word that Yunho uses, 깐다, about revealing skin/ getting undressed is I think the roughest language I've seen him use on these Lives. I can't tell if this is a deterioration of the Korean language as a whole where this is now acceptable to say out loud in mixed company, but for anyone who cares: 깐다 is about fruit and other non human items that needs to be peeled. We make distinctions in Korean between body parts and verbs that can be applied to animals/on-humans as opposed to humans, and generally 깐다 doesn't apply to humans. (That's why it's low language). This form of 깐다 comes from a truly horrible phrase allegedly spoken in the men-only environment of military conscription. The original phrase is this: In the army, if your superior officer tells you to peel a chestnut with the tip of your dick, you peel it with the tip of your dick.

Apex Aegyo, Done Seriously, and Very Well

A smart Hotteok picks up the thread and says, "If you're going to expose yourself, you need to get permission from me."

Yunho is all about this game. "What's the proper way to get permission?" he asks, and then immediately goes into roleplay where he asks for permission.

"I'm - perhaps -[puts hand demurely over his mouth to cover the blatant words he's about to say] - I am going to expose myself so - what should I- Is that all right?" He shifts position to 'drop out' of the roleplay.

"If I do that though, you're going to say I can't," he says. Then, "You want to put it to a vote?" he says, reading. There must be some sort of disapproval going on in the notes, because he goes on to say, "Oh I get it~" in the most conciliatory, sing song way. He starts offering 'excuses.'

"You know I don't do it that much. Overlook it just this once~" He puts up a finger to indicate the 'one time' and presses it cutely to his cute cheek.

This is real aegyo by the way, done properly. Not the sarcastic, aggressively uncomfortable, macho by pretending it's not thing that Wooyoung does to freak out the members (that everyone who isn't Korean totally misreads as his actually being a feminine creature). This quiet, persistent appeal with the little gestures and little sing-song vocalizations and making your voice soft and sweet.

This is real aegyo. This is what it's like when you're really trying to get out of minor trouble with a romantic partner. That's what he's doing. This is so real. Accordingly, I am so angry I can't even speak and this is a totally normal reaction to have NOBODY LOOK AT ME STOP READING.

"Understood!" he says again. Then again, "Just this once!"

HE STARTS CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES ONE-HANDED AS HE READS. (@minjoongism why did you open my eyes to this?!? I can't unsee it now oh NOOOO) WHAT ARE THEY SAYING to HIM THAT I CAN'T SEE? (I refuse, REFUSE, will NOT, get toktoq no no no nonooo)

"I usually go around very properly dressed," he says, his voice getting sweeter and lighter and softer all the time. Again the finger comes up in the 'Just this once' motion, and he finishes it off with a little tiny kitten hiss.

"I got it, I got it," he says. Contrition at 100%, audible irritation at 0%. And again, "Just the once!" Teenytiny soft voice, the cute upraised finger gesture.

He sees a different comment. Seeming genuinely curious, he reads it out in the form of a question before answering it. "Only put up images like that were it's just Atiny that can see them? But I put it up for the Atiny to see! Who else would it be for? Any photo I put up is always for Our Atiny. ... Make it so it can't be seen? Oh by anyone who isn't a Hottoek? Because others can see!" Understanding what they're saying now, he agrees with the sentiment, because it's the right answer: "It should only be the Atiny who look. Even right now - it's all Atiny and no one else in here, right?"

More reading. "Understood. I'll try to figure it out so that to the maximum extent possible, it's only the Atiny who can see [things like that]." The goddamn aegyo gesture again, the forgive me this one time for my naughty transgression because oh I agree I have been so naughty. "All right?" Then he changes his voice to do another level of conciliatory aegyo. "Don't tell me off too much," he 'begs.' He covers his mouth to giggle, then says, "Thanks" then "I understand."

Then it's OVER and we're off to the next book.

The Neverending What did you eat discussion

How do these guys put up with this, with being endlessly being asked, what did you eat? Yunho talks about his favorite Korean ramen, and that he didn't eat anything on the plane.

Chrome Hearts

A Hotteok who must find it as boring as I do to hear what this guy ate this day asks if he likes the Chrome Hearts sweater he received as a gift from Wooyoung, which he also posted on instagram.

Right back on form, Yunho doesn't answer, and instead lobs a question right back: "How did you find it? Does it suit me?" Then he says, "Wooyoung gifted it to me. It was my first time wearing something from that brand. I liked it too."

What was he going to say if she said she hated the brand? We'll never know.

"All the members wear a lot from that brand. Wooyoung is the one that got everyone else to wear it - Seonghwa hyung and Sannie enjoy it too. But I wasn't sure if it would suit me? Oh, you're right, Jongho too. So it was my first Chrome Hearts clothing. It has a really style and color that's attractive. People who love dressing in black are especially going to love it. Did I bring it with me?"

That last one, he read from the comments. I guess not, because he doesn't answer, and he thinks the answer "no" would not please.

Someone tells him that Atiny enjoy wearing black. (As an Atiny I can attest).

"Oh do our Atiny like black clothing?" he asks. "But I"m not wearing anything black right now." He points to his hair. "Black clothing?"

Gently Funny Story About His Fashion Fail

He explains that his ivory pants have a lot of little design elements in the form of unexpected and irregular patterns that look exactly like he's dribbled food on himself. The other band-members kept trying to 'rub off' the offending spot for him. The hotteoks comment, "Oh because you're all so affectionate," which he reads out with approval. Someone else says, "I also was about to rub the spots off the pants for you," He laughs at that too.

Tell Yunho he's Handsome, Get Acknowledged

He is getting tired, perhaps, so he lifts the camera higher to look down at himself. He just stares.

Then he sees the type of comment he always reads out:

Oh, a face that brings clarity and mental well being.

He says, Thank you, then give you a Catholic looking benediction, offering clarity, because he accepts (what the hell) that he has that effect on people. Which. Like. OK so like. SPUTTERING. Are there any Stays here? Can you imagine saying this to Lee Know or Hyunjin (who have extraordinary faces) and have them just run with it like this? Lee Know especially I've seen just collapse when he is told things like this when he's not doing the rockstar thing on stage. I want to kick Yunho so badly my toes are itching.

Then Yunho just waits for more compliments. Blank face, corners of his lips tucked up in that giseng 18th century courtesan smile that gives you nothing. That's literally what this tall little bitch is doing. Waiting for the idiot Hotteok to get the hint that we are in the Pay Yunho Compliments portion of the Pop. I actually went back and counted the seconds. Twenty four. HE WAITS TWENTY FOUR SECONDS WORTH OF COMMENTS TO GO BY until a good enough compliment comes up.

"Your voice is so gorgeous that it's lulling me to sleep, because I've been listening to you while I eat."

He says that his present lower register voice is his actual voice, but when he does things with Atiny he gets excited, making his voice go higher. (So it's really the Atiny's fault that they don't get to hear his relaxed register.)

"You're extremely serene today," is another comment deemed worth reading. He agrees. "It may be because I slept well."

Hotteoks have found a new vein to mine- complimenting him on his voice also works!

"Every now and then I love hearing this unfamiliar voice from Yunho," someone says. Then someone asks to be hear the absolutely lowest possible sound he can make.

He says We are Venom in ... a low voice, and he starts to giggle at his own silliness as someone comments, "Someone confiscate Youtube from him."

Yunho launches into a whole explanation of what the YT algorithm has been showing him as of late - a beatboxer and Venom. He's asked if he's ever tried to imitate the famous beatboxer. Out comes the typical Yunho Persona answer: Admit to being bad at something if he's actually not great at it, but name something he's good at first before he makes the admission. In this instance: He says he's great at doing impersonations/impressions of people, but he's not skilled at doing beatboxing. But he can do some of it, so he starts making mouth sounds. I don't know what he's referencing, so I'm now watching this pretty boy make really strange noises with his mouth as he keeps bursting into laughter.

Someone comes knocking on the door, so he says he has to go eat. He's sorry to leave abruptly. He thinks everyone is waiting for him. He will be back after dinner. He does the beatboxing thing again, and he doesn't forget to do the Heart-U 하튜 thing either. Perfect MC as always.

[yonderghostshistories]

Monty Python Fan watches Red Dwarf for the first time

(or, a Monty Python fan watches the Red Dwarf episode “Timeslides” for the first time)

Recently watched the Red Dwarf S3 Ep5 episode “Timeslides” for the first time, and I really liked and enjoyed it fr! It was very funny tbh, and ngl I fr relate with Lister’s existential dread with lounging about with nothing to do and wishing things went differently. I would absolutely love a Tension Sheet fr, I think it’d help me with my anxiety tbh

Kryten & Cat are so cool I absolutely love them both <33

Holly is a Sarcastic Queen fr 💅👑✨

Ruby Wax as Blaise (/Blaize) Falconburger was also pretty funny too, I really enjoyed her performance in the episode!

Ok the reason I did watch this episode was partly (actually no, not “partly”, it’s was “entirely” really lol) because of the fact that Monty Python member Graham Chapman was originally gonna play the role of Blaise(/Blaize) Falconburger, but he unfortunately passed away before rehearsals and filming began, and so the role was given to Ruby Wax at the last minute.

Idk why, but if in some AU where Graham never had cancer (or, at the very least in an AU where Graham’s cancer wasn’t as rapid and he was still well enough to at least appear in cameos or smth idk), this scene truly would’ve hit different at the time as it probably would’ve been, like, his final final acting role or smth, ya’know what I mean?

Like the episode is about people entering into photographs, like MOVING photographs, and so if Graham appeared in this episode as was originally planned, his performance really would’ve really given the episode a whole new meaning to it. Like the episode is about people going into the past via photographs from the past, and trying to change the timeline so they could have a different future compared to the one they currently have, so they could have a better AU life than the one they currently have, an AU life where they are happy and content compared to the mundane monotony and lack of excitement in their original life. Graham’s would-be performance had he not died would’ve (imo) represented this heightened sense of longing to be in a AU where everything is alright and good and happy and the world was ok for once (like for example, Graham Chapman not having cancer and is still alive and well and happy), as well as being really emotional too 🥺🥺😭😭❤️❤️.

Anyway, those are my thoughts and I apologise for making everyone sad now.

To cheer myself and y’all, the Red Dwarf theme song absolutely slaps fr 💯💯💯

@gcballet @iiep-wop

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

So, now that the DLC is out, I was wondering if I could request a part two to the pokepasta trainer reader? Like them and their team meeting Carmine, Kieran, and Perrin?

Oooo yeah!! I'm guessing you meant this post (being part 1). I'm honestly impressed by the notes ghshghsh but I'm glad ya'll love the pokepasta!reader <333

Gonna format these as hcs if that's okay

.........

Carmine

She's seen tourists bring in weird Pokémon, but you brought the scariest ones she's ever seen in her life.

She sends out her Poochyena to do battle, thinking she can intimidate you....and she SCREAMS when your Freakachu comes out to play.

It's loud enough for all to hear and for the caretaker to arrive and prematurely end the fight.

Well, at least she finally got off your back before things could get too heated.

Kieran was shocked though bc his sister was usually so brave.

During your time in Kitakami, she's just going to,,,,stare at your Pokémon team, especially when you introduce her to Purin and Disabled (she definitely thinks they're some weird gray regional variants and nothing more)

She's extremely confused as to why you named your Wigglytuff after a status move.

And Missingno.....is something she can't even begin to wrap her brain around, but she buys the story of it being from a really old Kantonian myth. That's something she can 100% believe.

After meeting Ogerpon and learning she's been misunderstood all along, Carmine slowly realizes she may have treated your Pokémon the same way.

They've been through some horrible things, and she was quick to judge them, so she apologizes for that.

Although Freakachu's smiles still creep her out..she's friendlier towards Purin and Disabled (not that she'll ever admit this, ofc).

Kieran

Like Carmine, he's gonna be pretty spooked by how your Pokémon team looks, at first.

But considering he never thought the Ogre was scary. he's nowhere near as judgmental.

During your walks together and at dinner, you explained where your 'mons came from--or at least the short and least terrifying versions of those tales so you didn't freak him out too much..

He's just fascinated that you've gone out of your way to help them despite their reputations as "monsters".

He hopes to one day have a strong bond like that with his team, or Ogerpon.

Tbh he found it really sweet when you purchased a Pikachu mask for Freakachu to wear so he could visit the festival of masks without scaring anybody.

Missingno was, understandably, the most bizarre Pokémon Kieran has ever seen, but once you explained how it's an old Kantonian myth...he's like "wowzers..that's so cool!!"

He genuinely believes you and him have a lot in common: being outcasts and adoring Pokémon most people were afraid of.

So it's even more heartbreaking for him when Ogerpon ultimately chooses to go with you instead of him.

Despite your team being utterly terrifying, she felt more comfortable being by their side...and it doesn't make sense to him at all.

It just doesn't seem fair.

He envies how your Missingno can pretty much give you whatever items you wanted--and an infinite number of them, too.

You warned him that it's not something you messed around with (plus, it corrupted an old friend of yours long ago), but he didn't care about any of that.

He wanted to know how to harness that power.

Maybe when he becomes even stronger, he'll challenge you again...

And the winner got to keep Missingno.

Perrin

She thought the Bloodmoon Beast was a terrifying and ominous force to be reckoned with, especially in the photograph she obtained.

But what you had on your team was nothing short of both amazing...and downright horrifying.

She assumes Freakachu, Purin, and Disabled are some Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Wigglytuff variants she's never heard about or have gone extinct.

Maybe like Bloodmoon Ursaluna, they were from a distant land or some time period.

So she keeps an open mind and convinces them to do some cool poses (despite her Hisuian Growlithe always hiding behind her, tail tucked between its legs, and being certain that Purin's stare is gonna haunt her dreams now).

The only one she's heard of before was Missingno, having once believed it to be a myth from Kanto...and now she can see that it's real! And it's in your possession!

She wants a photo of it. Not for any sort of recognition or accolade, but as proof in the books that it's legit.

Unfortunately, while she can see it glitching, changing forms, spawning items for you, etc. right before her very eyes...it never shows up on camera.

Every photo she attempts to take gets corrupted or lost in the developing process.

You politely have to ask Perrin to stop before she breaks her camera.

She is, however, free to photograph your other Pokémon as they are in their natural state (aka acting like their normal counterparts and not creatures that really should've been dead long ago).

[heysoulshifter]

❥ My Stranger Things DR Friends! ❥

Wanna meet the main players of my Stranger Things DR? You're in luck! Below is a list of my main friend group :)

DISCLAIMER(s): Remember that these are real, complex people I'm interacting with in my DR! Some things change, some things stay the same. Most things are not intentionally scripted to divert from the original show! (When I do script a change, I will specify that it was scripted!).

+ I have NOT fully shifted to this desired reality. However, I have been shifting for a long time and part of my process is to receive "memories" first. So these descriptions are based on those! :)

+ If you don't believe in shifting, pls just DNI. it takes nothing to just scroll.

Dawn Henderson (Me)

older sister of Dustin Henderson bc i thought it would be cool (a horrible mistake). moved to hawkins in 8th grade. government-mandated ginger friend. throws parties at my family lakehouse on special occasions bc what's a desired reality without some good partying? cousin of lizzie hopper (my roommate @star-shifted) and niece of jim hopper.

Note: don't ask where carol is bc idk where she went (/lh)

Tina Richards - Best Friend

my ride-or-die, #1 best friend in my DR. fiercely loyal friend that you can trust to deliver the latest gossip like her life depends on it. the definition of boy-crazy and swoons at anything even slightly flirtatious. big fan of giggling. not really a girls-girl, but doesn't hesitate to do anything for you if you're a girl-friend of hers.

Steve Harrington - Best Friend

the man, the myth, the legend. the rumors are true, he's a bit of an asshole (but lets be real, what teenage boy isn't?). like tina, he's extremely loyal to those he calls his friends, and those close enough to him are considered family. strangely enough, he has a passion for creating stories and has been building on one in particular for years.... too bad he's not very good at writing. always comes up with the coolest nicknames. king steve? yeah, king of adhd holy shit

Heather Holloway - Best Friend

the sweetest little thing you will ever meet. she's a busy bee (heavily involved in school activities, works, and has to study a lot for classes), so we're not as close as i'd like, but she loves going with us on adventures when she's free. the self-proclaimed photographer of the group and always captures our hangouts.

Tommy Hagan - Best (?) Friend

yeah i don't like this guy very much. lowkey evil and turns anyone in his general vicinity a little more evil. the only reason we're really friends is because we have the same friends. unfortunately, he has a killer sense of humor and can be a super fun person to be around. evil is an exaggeration ofc but it's a miracle i've put up with it for so long. king of teasing his friends, especially when it makes them uncomfortable. while the others are loyal, tommy would probably sell any of us for a really good sandwich.

Mark McConnell - Best Friend

non-canon character! we love to see it! (picture is the closest I could find to what he looks like) tbh one of my favorite friends in my DR. I think he's what the kids would call babygirl. generally reserved, prefers to fade to the background. unhealthy attachment to his letterman jacket. gets REALLY excited about things he's passionate about, but otherwise is an observer for the most part. definitely queer but you didn't hear this from me.

have any questions? feel free to ask + if there's anything else you'd like to hear about, lmk! I'm hoping to release more about my "memory" process for reality shifting here soon :)