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your older boyfriend, nanami, has a sneaking suspicion you like arguing with him.
it always starts with something stupid, him denying you a new purse you wanted, or him telling you no when you asked to come to his house. he gave you a good reason, he was tired, and you were too rowdy.
this time, he didn't come visit you when you were in the office on your internship.
nanami was innocent - caught in hours of meetings that didn't align with your work schedule. He texted you a quick apology that night, but you were seething.
it's like he's ashamed of you -- too used to you.
and that's what you tell him when you crawl into his jet-black car the following night.
"if you hate me, just say it." you pout, slamming his passenger door and not bothering with your seatbelt as you sink into the cool leather.
"what are you talking about?" though you're mad, he still plants a hand against the top of your thigh, squeezing the flesh in his way of telling you hello. "I don't hate you."
"you never come visit me at work anymore. and you hardly fucking work, I mean there's nothing that important that you completely forget about me, is there?!"
"god, here we go again..." he mutters absolutely devoid of emotion. he'll let you rant all your feelings out to him, he'll yell back a little bit, then he'll fuck you stupid and sorry... it's just the way things play out with you two. "I didn't forget about you."
you're ranting with your hands, staring into the side of his stoic face as he drives calmly. it's like your anger is lost on him, or perhaps you weren't really angry -- why isn't he cracking..?
"you son of a bitch, you never listen to me!" you're squealing, stamping your foot, and crossing your arms when he just... keeps on driving.
then, he's turning back home and you're left in a scowl staring out of the window. literally all he had to say to soften the mood was I'm sorry, but he wasn't sorry. there was nothing to be sorry for, and you knew he preferred to keep the relationship work-appropriate at work. carving out time between meetings to visit you is not work-appropriate, so he's not sorry. oh well.
so if you wanted to spout baseless reasons to hate him all the way to his front door, he'd listen and take it. until, that door locks and he's rolling his shoulders and pulling his tie loose.
"just, shut up about it."
"s-shut..?" you reply, shocked by the choice of words he's never given you before. every other time you poked at his nerves, he'd just roll his eyes and give you what you wanted.
tonight, instead of giving in, he has you on your hands and knees in front of him, gagged between the teeth with his spotted tie.
he's fucking you hard in his bed, keeping you pressed in doggy as he guides you back with each of his thrusts. his big hand is tangled in his tie, loose digits twisted in your hair so he has those nerve-endings hostage as well. it's a sensory overload, from the sound of his grating voice, to the feeling of your inescapable whines against the gag. it was all just so erotic.
"listen to that -- sweet silence," he grunts in unison with his thrusts. he's got you pierced so stupid and pliable on his cock, that you weren't even worried about anything else. all you can focus on is the sensation of his thick length stretching you to the hilt, springing tears to your eyes as you try and take all of it.
nanami hates it when you run from his cock, it just makes him fuck you harder. but, he was unraveling inside of you, hanging on by the grace of god and slivers of self-control
so when you slide your spent knees further up the bed, trying to free your body from the dirty punishment, he has all the more reason to pull out, slapping a strong hand over your puffy cunt and hooking two fingers inside your hole. he's got his fingers crooked at that perfect angle to coax exactly what he wants from you.
you fingers claw at anything they can grab, sick whiny cries dampening the tie between your teeth as you cum for the third time, sobbing in relief when you feel his hot, thick seed drip down your spent cunt as he unravels in succession.
"so mean... t'me..." you manage to breathe out, shuddering in a limp pile of mess on his bed. nanami steps away like an artist admiring his work, brushing some of your taste from his lips to suck back between them.
"whatever you say." he mumbles, sliding his tie from your skin, but disregarding your frame further.
he was going to take a shower... you are welcome to join him, but only if you
shut the hell up.
#'get a load of this guy' IM TRYING--#BOOM SHAKALAKAAAA YESS GAWD#someone sedate me... like srsly#.the dilf! <3#.nanami <3#jjk x reader#jjk fanfic#jjk smut#nanami x reader#nanami kento x reader#nanami smut#nanami kento x you#kento smut#kento x reader
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i NEED more fics of this MAN
#joaquin torres#ineedthat!#whatafinebabe#hisveinsdosomethingtome#iwanttobitehim#joaquin x reader#sososososofineeee#mymanmyman#need him#get a load of this guy… YA IM TRYING#raw#he’s so yum#love my man#till the moles on his face fade#lemme jump on dat#I’m alllll over that#im so down bad#joaquin torres x reader
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#detroit become human#simon pl600#north wr400#sometimes i miss drawing simon and today is one of those days#bonus north because i just seem to always draw him in the same pose so shes there to spice it up#do not tell me ive drawn them in the same pose before im a one trick pony i know#also having a lil fun with not drawing all the lines which is insane#as someone who loves drawing line art#today bad (at work) and today wore me out and ive already taken a nap and shower#but you guys wanna know the highlight of my day in the way of i didnt have it on my bingo card?#it was wet and cold and raining and im taking an order out to a truck and the guy is like oh hey can you go to the otherside for em#my wheelchair is behind my seat so you cant really fit things there#and im like yeah ok sure#and then as im loading in the groceries hes like its really cold and raining and you still have to take that out?#do you not have a raincoat? and im like ... no unfortunately i uh... dont normally take orders out#so i didnt think to bring one and yeah its ok#and he just without hesitation after i said no was like DO YOU WANT MINE#sir what no thats so kind of you but no thank you please no i cannot take YOUR JACKET#and i told him no thank you it was very nice to offer but i was like two minutes away from clocking out so id get warm soon!#and he was like oh ok :c and i just think thats so nice ?#like some of the workers will rag on people for still using a grocery pick up service DESPITE working in the pickup dept#and then i take orders out and its to disabled people who cant get out of their vehicles easily#or its stressed moms trying to keep three kids in check who thank me so much for still being a service she can use#cause three kids in a grocery store can be a nightmare#and like ... idk man! thinking about that woman who got like 400 dollars of groceries and was stressed about a gettogether#and i mentioned i had been thinking about getting one of the twelve packs of drinks she got#that was a limited flavor i think and she just goes OH WONDERFUL! can i give you one???#and just was so quick to offer me a can of soda and was so happy when it was already pretty chilled so i could enjoy it#not that every person who uses the service has been polite when i take orders out but the majority have been?#and you might be asking well salmon why was it a bad day
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something Carmy would be into: putting a mirror infront of the bed. Watching himself with her… making her watch it… so much staring as affection to a smuttty level 😩
He sits up, wiping his face on his shoulder. "Turn around, baby."
she moves to her hands and knees, Carmy’s favorite position for maximum thrust power and reaching deep inside her
He gets behind her, his large hands gripping her waist possessively. He spits on his palm and rubs it over his throbbing length, trying to delay his release a moment longer. He nudges her legs wider and positions himself at her entrance. "Baby, look at me."
she looks at him through the mirror in the bedroom
He holds her gaze through the mirror, his eyes intense with lust and love. "You ready for me, baby?" His voice is thick and desperate. Without waiting for an answer, he thrusts forward, Carmy rubs her back as he slides in. He’s slow and gentle knowing his size is a lot for her sometimes. “Mmphff.. look at how pretty you are…”
she whines beautifully at the slight stretch that comes along with feeling Carmen, “fuck… Carm”
He groans loudly as her tight walls envelop him, squeezing his cock perfectly. "Goddamn, baby. You're fucking perfect." He pulls nearly all the way out before thrusting back in, his pace starts to gradually increase. Soon he’s setting a relentless pace. The mirror lets him watch every bounce of her ass against his hips.
she gasps and whines pathetically but with carmy it’s only hotter.
He leans over her, his chest pressing against her back. He reaches around to play with her clit, wanting her to come undone around him. His hips move in sharp, powerful thrusts, hitting that spot inside her that makes her see stars. "Touch your tits, baby."
she leans against him as he’s upright with her arches to touch his chest, so he can hold her tits and rub and watch and whisper dirty words in her ear.
He watches her hands lift to grope her full breasts. His hands join hers, squeezing and lifting them. He sees his dark tattoos against her feminine curves, his muscles bunching as he pounds into her. He drops his mouth to her shoulder, sucking hard. "Baby, look down."
He helps her into a position letting her see where they're joined, his thick cock stretching her open and disappearing inside her again and again. The sight is obscene and beautiful all at once. "Fuck, baby, look at how deep I'm getting in this perfect little pussy."
she whines watching it in the mirror.
He chuckles darkly at her whine, his hips thrusting impossibly deeper at the sight. "Mmmm, you like watching me fuck this tight pussy, don't you baby?" He snaps his hips harder, loving her desperate mewls.
she nods and babbles his name like it’s the only word she can remember as he mumbles atta fuckin girl. Carmy loves how his size and the way he uses it can reduce her to mumbles of incoherent nonsense. Loving how if he pushes his hips in just the right way you forget all thoughts except him.
"Take this dick like a good girl, huh" He growls softly, watching her breasts bounce and his tattoos move. He spreads her thighs wider, changing the angle to go even deeper. "Baby, you take my cock so well." He watches her take him like a porn star. “It’s not to big for you baby?” He’s say teasingly, his breath hot on her skin. His voice is a rough and rumbly in his chest when he gets like this. It’s something deep within himself he didn’t know existed til he met her.
His thrusts make her breasts bounce. He's never seen anything so sexy. He watches his tattoos move with his muscles, his hips smacking against her ass. "Baby, do you like watching my body work?" *He contracts his abs, making them tighten and release with each thrust.
she nods “need you t’cum carm” she’s mind numbingly close but can’t unless he’s close
He feels her getting closer, but he can tell she won't let go until he does. He curls his hips up, hitting that spot inside her that makes her eyes roll back. "Baby, you wanna make daddy proud? You wanna make me cum inside?"
He groans loudly at her eager nod, realizing how close he actually is. His movements become erratic, his balls tightening as his cock throbs deep inside her. "Fuck, baby, I'm gonna cum. Want me to fill your pretty pussy, sweet girl?.”
she mewls and nods “fuck- fuck… gonna cum too”
He feels her tighten around him like a vice as his orgasm crashes over him. A guttural moan escapes as he explodes inside her, pumping her full of his hot cum. The feeling of her pussy convulsing around him triggers her own intense orgasm. "Fuuuuuck, yes!"
He collapses gently carrying her down with him onto the bed, his heart pounding in his chest. He stays buried inside her, only pulling out to adjust laying positions and sliding back in. not wanting to lose the feeling of her warmth and tightness for more than a couple seconds. After a few moments he goes to speak again, he pulls her again his chest. "Baby, you okay?" He kisses her forehead. Carmy always checks in after an intense session. He may be dumb emotionally sometimes, he’s not dumb sexually. He knows the need for aftercare, the need for debriefing especially if he’s rougher than usual.
She nods “just need to catch my breath…needed that bad today Carm…”
He laughs loudly, shaking both of them. "Baby." He squeezes her closer. "'you just call for me. I'll fuck you into oblivion anytime you want."
she nods “yeah? even if you’re at work?”
"Even if I'm at work." He murmurs, running his fingers through her hair. "You call, I’ll find the time. I'll lock myself in my office and have you under my desk. Or against the wall. Or sitting on my lap." He chuckles at the thought.
“mmm you’d really lemme fuck you in your office at your fancy restaurant? I thought that stopped after The beef became the bear?” She mumbles softly against his chest, her questions spilling out before she can reign them in.
He chuckles, his fingers tangling in her hair possessively. "Baby, after 'The Beef’ became ‘The Bear', I installed a lock on my office door that only you know the code to." He kisses her forehead. "You can come around anytime you want."
she blushes “mmmm you work tomorrow?” She traces his bicep tattoo aimlessly.
"Yeah, I do." He looks at the clock, realizing how late it's gotten. "Actually, I should probably get going soon. I have to be at the restaurant early to prep for service and put in calls for suppliers… they fucked us on the meat again." He sighs, not wanting to leave her side.
“mmm but you barely slept. lemme rephrase… you didn’t sleep at all.” She mumbles trying to pull him to stay in bed and let Sydney handle prep at open so he can at least sleep a couple hours, he could go in an hour or two later than usual. Syd had insisted he could ask her to if he ever needed a little break. truth be told Carmy had fucked her from 1am to 4am. now he’s had to be up at 6 for the restaurant prep.
He runs a tired hand through his dark curls, smiling at her concern. "Don't worry about me, baby. I'm used to running on no sleep." He kisses her temple. "And honestly? Fucking you all night was completely worth it." He gives her a suggestive wink.
she kisses his shoulder He sighs contentedly, holding her close as he listens to her gentle breathing. "I'll text you when I get to the restaurant, okay? And I'll call you as soon as I can get away." He presses a soft kiss to her lips. "Love you, baby."
she nods “love you” she mumbles from her spot on the bed, watching carmy get up and dressed.
#the bear#carmen berzatto#carmy the bear#andiberzattothoughts#andiberzatto#carmen berzatto smut#smutty smut smut#oh my god#so help me god#get a load of this guy#im trying
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when, not if
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My Man ~♥️
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EVE MOVE GIRL ITS MY TURN
#invincible#invincible fanart#mark grayson#mark grayson fanart#i want him#arf arf#IM TRYING TO GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY
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I really hope the encanto two rumors are true, I need more pictures of my husband.
Come back pookie, my eggs need to be fertilized.
#mariano guzman#mariano guzmán#encanto#encanto disney#“fertilize us!” my eggs scream#“get a load of this guy” im trying!
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YESSS YES YES


#get a load of this guy#IM TRYING#viktor arcane#I love you Laura Giménez#arcane#viktor nation#how we feeling#Vipple#Blonde viktor save me#un rendered viktor i owe you everything
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hattys
#“get a load of this guy”#IM TRYING!!!#cringeposting#doodle#hatty hattington#battleblock theater#hatmom#mentioned
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It's all over the screen guys 😩
I don't have the capacity to handle this.
#“get a load of this guy” IM TRYING#I’m not a waiter but I’ll take his tip 😍😍#I have nothing appropriate to say#made my hole weak#i mean.. whole week#zayne love and deepspace
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genuinely love it when i launch an old ass game and my desktop gets all fucked up. im making my pc time travel
#im trying to install & replay an evil game thats changed my brain chemistry at the tender age of . like. 3 (american mcgees alice)#i actually still have the physical copies of it + the sequel but my pc doesnt have a pussy. sad! well theres other ways to get games 🏴☠️#now u may wonder why was i introduced to that game at that age. and the answer is that my mom is a hashtag gamer#who let her toddler not only watch her brutally murder & decapitate lowpoly guys but also let me 'help' her sometimes LOL#obvs i was dogshit at it (shocking: babies have bad aim) and i didnt get past level 1 until i tried playing it again when i was like 6-8#and. quite frankly. itd be a bit of a challenge for ppl of any age due to the gameplay being kind of dogshit also LOL#but the impact it had on me...... i had a paper doll of alice that my mom made for me that i played w/ a lot#shes the reason why i have so many striped accessories 2day. n shes also the character that made me into a cool boots appreciator.#the list goes on and on#^ fun lil tidbit of valdotpng lore for u all while i wait for stuff to load
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The internet has become unusable
#M#I tried to find up to date news of that guy who set himself on fire#Went to the journalists twitter and all the tweets are out of order going years back#I google and only one link is recent#I click it and get 'sign up now'#I try using 12ft and it gives me invalid url#I go back to google and click the next link#I can't even scroll bc it loads so slowly and the screen in covered by cookies#Fuck this shit im gonna live in a hole in the woods
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U R THE ROOT CAUZ OF EVIL IF U DONT CLEAN THE FUCKING LINT SCREEN OF THE COMMUNITY FUCKING DRYER!!!! PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF SHIT!!
#went to the laundry room and 2 other guys were there and were trying to get their clothes out like i had a fuckin gun#and neither of them cleaned their screens. ure GROSS if u dont do that shit i hate ppl here#i dont care what kindve discourse this could ever possibly make#if u dont clean ur lint screen after UR LOAD i am putting spider legs in my laundry and making u suck them out thru teeth#nxt time u wanna use the dryer#ok. im normal again
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