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when horses do the big doggie stretch and go allll the way down…
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Blue-eyed Ground Dove (Columbina cyanopis), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, endemic to the Cerrado region of Brazil
photograph by 戚超会
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Some of you never had to take your public transport full and it fucking shows
#This happens when going home from work sometimes#It sucks so bad#So warm and humid in there. And smelly#Not sweat generally. Just... Perfume and mouth
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I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn't know ppl like her existed tbh
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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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I simply do not believe that someone who would write "deny, defend, depose" on the bullets used in an assassination and then leave a backpack full of Monopoly money, would write a manifesto that includes the line, “I do apologize for any strife and trauma, but it had to be done.”
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Remember that even cats can be Lucia if they want to <3
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