#'a parasite and a sinner'

[careful-fear]

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

[dutybcrne]

Me making a HSR verse for my oc: Hmmm so the plan on this one could maybe be a bad end for her tendency to fuck around and find out—

My brain: So anyways, make her whole deal a fucken horror story-

[gatun-gatunesco]

...

[bunjywunjy]

Hello, I have an outdoor cat. That's something I type nervously as people tend to paint such a person as an irredeemable sinner with a special circle of hell waiting for them - I made the mistake of reading the comments. The more people are rude and righteous about it, the more I am inclined to ignore them. However, I saw one of your recent posts about the dangers of letting your cat outside. I was wondering what diseases and parasites are outdoor cats likely to get? You can give them preventative treatment for worms (round and heart), fleas and ticks. You can immunise them against cat flu, feline infectious enteritis and feline leukaemia virus. And you can spay/neuter to avoid kittens. Are there other diseases my cat is likely to get from going outside? I do think it is a very strong argument for not letting your cat out to protect the local wildlife and something I am strongly considering since she caught a bat. I restricted her to not going out from dusk during summer after that. The other arguments don't really feel all that strong to me - there aren't other dangerous predators around (unless you count dogs or foxes and I have only heard of a fox harming a cat once in my life). She is very unlikely to get killed in traffic where we are so that's low risk enough for me to discount it.

well, the big ones are FIV, FTP (distemper), rabies, and any number of cat-specific rhinoviruses. parasites like tapeworms and toxoplasmosis are also a concern, and a major issue is that free roaming cats can easily ingest lethal levels of poisons by doing things like drinking from puddles of antifreeze, or eating rodents that are dying of rat poison.

another real and pressing danger to outdoor cats is. outdoor cats. cats fight each other all the time, and fights can often result in some pretty gnarly injuries. the kind that cost big bucks at the emergency vet to fix, if your cat is lucky enough to make it home afterwards.

also, humans are terrible! strays and free-roaming cats end up picked up for use as bait cats or just harmed for funzies all the time.

and if any of these things happen to your cat, you probably won't ever know for sure. your cat just won't come home one day, which is what happens to the vast majority of outdoor cats eventually. it's often more a question of when than if.

[aixeko]

──────‹𝟹 SINNERS SAVAGERY ༄ Ѽ✧

IF I'M YOUR SALVATION, WELCOME TO HELL.

2024 Halloween Event | Art credit: Efferwescent on Twitter

𖤐 SINNERS SAVAGERY | or ERISETOBER  is an event that is a mix of Kinktober, Whumptober and Flufftober in a nutshell SMUT, ANGST & FLUFF with Halloween aspects. All prompts are made by me but some of the ones that inspired me are whumptober ofc, and this list. 

𖤐 ONLY HONKAI STAR RAIL AND GENSHIN WOMEN For this year

𖤐 This will be my first time doing the October prompts stuff + I have another event going on so bare with me haha.

𖤐 !! WEEK 1 starts 6 to 13 !! !! WEEK 2 starts 13 to 19 !! !! WEEK 3 starts 20 to 26 !! !! WEEK 4 starts 27 to 31 !!

WEEK 1 | MONSTER AU | | ONESHOT

| Film | TILL DEATH DO US PART | Starring | Kafka as alien symbiote “Venom” x Host!Reader  | Synopsis | A livelihood ripped away by the greed of humankind and faced with impending doom, an alien symbiote by the name of "Kafka" entered your life and made you her host. Originally, the monstrous being harbored one goal: to destroy everything planet Earth had to offer, but plans changed upon meeting you and thus, with her power, you both do whatever it takes to save the planet. Loathing was all that was bestowed toward the extraterrestrial parasitic, but as time passes, a long-lost feeling resurfaces, one that hasn't manifested since your heartbreak; of course, you would rather be brutally killed than confess your endearment. Unbeknownst to you, the woman has suspected you of such intimacy and, with her incredible adaptability to the complex human emotion, has a ploy to make you profess those three special words.

| Film | YOUR LORDSHIP | Starring | Yelan as Leviathan x Mortal!Reader | Synopsis |  When the tempestuous waves crash against the shore and the sky turns a foreboding grey, human shells cower in fear as the mighty lord of the seas, Leviathan, awakens from the darkest pit of the deep, seeking for a human companion to aid her lonely voyage.

WEEK 2 | MYTHOLOGICAL AU | | ONESHOT

| Film | BEYOND THE IMAGINABLE | Starring | Clorinde as Medusa x Blind!Reader | Synopsis | Despised and misunderstood by the world, she was a victim of a scandalous man's wrongdoing, unfairly punished by heaven despite her innocence. During one fortunate day, the woman whose heart had turned to stone melt under the accursed spell of love, wholly captivated by a blind mortal who fell in love with her for who she truly was; even without sight, the virtuous human saw the very essence of her, the beauty within her soul.

| Film | OFFERING OF PURITY | Starring | Raiden Ei as Hades x Mortal!Reader | Synopsis | The townsfolk tell tales of a legend that speaks of how, once in a century, the moon would adorn itself in a deep crimson hue and illuminate its shade onto the world. Under its wrathful light, the god of hell emerges to wreak havoc, and the only way to banish such evil is to offer a youthful virgin mortal; only then will humankind live in another century of prosperity and peace.

WEEK 3 | ANIMATRONICS AU | | SMUTSHOT

| Film | FIVE NIGHTS AT STAR RAIL | Starring | Kafka, Himeko, Blackswan, and Acheron as the FNAF Classic Animatronics x Night-guard!Reader | Synopsis | A newspaper arrives at your doorstep, featuring a job opening for a night guard position at the famous Star Rail Pizzeria. Struggling financially, you quickly seize the golden opportunity. The job's only requirement is 5 nights of work, and if you succeed, you'll be hired as an official employee; what could possibly go wrong?

WEEK 4 | SLASHER/SERIAL KILLER AU

| Film | MINDFUCK | Starring | Slasher!Arlecchino x Investigative-Psychologist!Reader | Synopsis | Demons linger where shadows play; in silence, hearts betray, whispers echo, and desires catch fire in the haunting depths of the night. With every kiss, a scythe may cut, in which terror envelops one's gut; together they dance on the edge of fate, finding beauty in a love that is too late. So let the night weave its spell, for in the dark they know so well, and though demons are whispering fright, in their twilight, the lights are ignited.

[cleaspice]

The idea of the Ultrakill and Hollow Knight crossover came to me when a friend in Discord launched HK and asked me to draw something on the theme of the game. V1 and V2 are presented as failed vessels of the Pale King. After V1 defeated his sibling, they had to find a replacement in the form of a parasite - hair-worm. According to my idea, part of the moth tribe left Hallownest for the distant depths, after the majority decided to betray Radiance. And now they are waiting for her to return, but for now they store and protect the dead and the living on their territory. The betrayal of most of the tribe hardened their hearts, and now they are not passive, they all wear armor and weapons. The same Council, the same problems of blind faith and senseless oppression and punishment. And again, Gabriel, as the strongest, will destroy the Council, after he was defeated twice by some failed vessel of the Pale King. Sisyphus and Minos, as well as other sinners, will be spirits whose graves V1 will find on his way (probably he will take away the Nail of Dreams from some moth sucker).

[onesidedradiostatic]

(After the Respectless Reprise)

Velvette, calling Vox on the phone: VOX!!! End this stypid debate once and for all! What was the color of your turtleneck when you took that damned picture with Valentino?

Vox, picking up the call: Uh... What now?

Velvette: Some of your crazy "fans" cropped that stupid picture I took of you two near his desk with your monitors! They've been going crazy at the color of your stupid turtleneck in the leaked photo

Vox: Right right.... and..... This is my problem because....?

Velvette, muttering under her breath: I swear to god... this is just like that stupid dress thing all over again.....

Vox: The what now?

Velvette: Forget it! Your old arse wouldn't even get it anyway and we don't have the time! That stupid thing blew out of proportion!!! It's been trending on Vitter for Hell's sake so you better do something about it!

Vox: Vel, I don't see the problem. It's just a color for something that happened a long time ago. It shouldn't even matter.

Velvette: Well it does matter because demons—not even just sinners, Vox— have been going at each other's throats about this for hours on end just for the sake of their fanart consistency!

Vox: Fanart consistency?

Velvette: Oh for fuck's sakes, Vox— Aren't you connected to your network right now? You should be able to see just how bad it is in there!!

Vox: Mhm... yeah, yeah... well..... right...

Velvette: Vox. Are you listening to me right now?

Vox: *noncommittal hum* Yeah..... That's better...

*Velvette pauses for a moment before a look of realization crosses her face*

Velvette: Wait... Don't tell me your at your Alastor shrine again instead of at your office?

*Clatter clatter CRASHHH*

Vox: *cough cough cough* H-Huh? What? NOOOOooo... No, no I'm not. What are you talking about Velvette?

*Velvette side glances at Alastor still silently having his mental breakdown before moving onto Lucifer fiddling with his tie and cane as he refuses to meet anyone in the eyes*

Velvette: Yeaaah.... Right.

Vox: A-ActUALLY!! I was just about to go there. To— to my office I mean. I mean, I just came from an important meeting after all!! Yes, a very very important meeting. With uh.... About– Sinflix! Yes, yes Sinflix. You know how that annoying little parasite has been taking some of our profits with all their 'free services' shtick that we've been losing money in the other Rings.

Velvette: Right. Right. (I don't care)So... your turtleneck color?

Vox: RIGHT!!! *Ding ding ding!* Yeah, about that I uh....

*Side glances at the scarce remains of his closet that was once full of multiple variations of turtlenecks colored red, orange, yellow, and even blue. Some of them actually being striped. There was a sell in one of the secondhand-me-down shops if you buy in bulk back in the day when he first fell into Hell. And he wasn't one to pass up a bang for your buck. Unfortunately, he also had to burn a lot of them after Velvette joined team to avoid her wrath. And now he can't remember which one he wore during that picture*

Vox: Well... About that, I don't.... actually remember?

Velvette: You don't sound so sure of yourself.

Vox: Well, the picture itself is faded so some of the color has changed. Not to mention the lightning.

Let me ask Tino if he remembers.

(I hope you enjoy this. Someone please sedate me)

oh my fucking god (reference to this, and this, and the turtleneck discourse is just this entire fucking tag. basically we've been spending the last 2 days debating about vox's stupid fucking turtleneck)

literally everything being referenced is giving me fucking whiplash HELSPGKOS vox himself getting into the debate because he doesn't remember is hilarious

only thing I will have to correct there is that vox does in fact own netflix in hell so it's voxflix not sinflix

considering maintagging this and putting it out into the wild with zero context (until they check the links)

EDIT:

misunderstood whoops here's the clarification LMAO

[cakerybakery]

Like usual, sinner Adam, completely unaware that he can get pregnant as part of his punishment in hell.

But when he’s ovulating Lucifer is just super attached to him. Like, for a few days each month Lucifer sticks to him like glue. Following him around, wanting to be around him, super attentive. Then it’s gone and they both have no idea why.

But of course Adam is super horning too. One month Adam’s trying to get some time alone and Lucifer is in his doorway asking if he can do anything for Adam.

And it’s been so long since Adam’s gotten some. He half jokes he could use a blowjob. But that unlocks the boundary in Lucifer’s brain from, must be around Adam to fuck Adam now.

Next thing Adam knows they’ve destroyed the room, they’re lying on the floor, and Adam is fucking sore. They go again.

Next month Adam expects Lucifer to be the same and they’re both surprised there’s nothing. They’re still doing some friends with benefits but Lucifer isn’t constantly needing to touch Adam. They both shrug it off, they’re both getting laid regularly now, maybe that’s all they needed.

Adam starts feeling weird. Food is off. He sore in his chest off and on. Starts gaining weight. He ignores it. Not like he can die so why go to a doctor? He doesn’t other telling Lucifer either. They’re banging, but it’s or like it’s serious.

Then one day the weird flutter he’s been having definitely feels weird and Lucifer and him are in the middle of foreplay when Lucifer yanks his hand away.

“Adam, what the fuck was that?”

Adam can feel it too. Weirdly strong. He was just telling himself it’s gas but if Lucifer can feel it, what if it is something?? A parasite? A tapeworm?

Lucifer take him to the doctor right then. And it’s awkward. They’re going to do an ultrasound first to see what it might be, so he has to wait outside since that’s policy, and just hears, “ITS A FUCKING WHAT?”

He throws open the door because something is horribly wrong with his kinda sorta boyfriend and he sees on the ultrasound something he’s only ever seen on tv or movies. A baby.

That’s how they find out Adam is over halfway through a pregnancy.

[voxaholic]

Velvette is really interesting in that, since she died in the 2000s/2010s it means that she became an Overlord in less than two decades, possibly even less than one.

The first couple years in Hell pretty much universally suck for sinners. It probably didn’t take her being in Hell long for her to decide that she needed to become an Overlord.

Her ascent to power was a lot less… traditional than other Overlords in that it involved minimal (for Hell at least) violence and was primarily a process of networking and blackmail to get to the point where she could get Vox’s attention on her. (It was a process of elimination, looking for the Overlord most likely to see her as someone worth investing in. The fact that Vox was already partnered with Val had him marked as the Overlord most amiable to partnerships)

A lot of people see her as a parasite and look down on the way they believe she essentially got handed her power on a silver platter. It doesn’t really bother her much, people said the same things when she was alive and they were mostly just bitter she was more successful than they were.

Vox and Val both more or less respect her rapid ascent and methods, though both of them (especially Vox) will occasionally do the whole “back in my day we had to walk both ways to school up hill in a snow storm” old people thing about their bloody arduous paths to becoming Overlords.

[eyesforsaturn]

the sinner, the star, and the parasite.

[gumbootillustrations]

"if rescuing you is a sin, i'll gladly become a sinner."

"..."

"goodbye, aphmau."

mashed days 29 (apart) and 30 (au/oc) together bc uh. this started out as one panel i swear but the parasites got the better of me

anyway. doomed yuri aarmau as doomed yuri kiamei from honkai impact 3rd (specifically from "lament of the fallen")

the animation i based these bits on

[guesswho2568]

[WAW] Dream Parasite Meursault

"Fix your gaze upon me, and let it be one of hatred and revilement."

A strange combination one might think, but its one I've been thinking about for a while now. If it was an actual skill, I think it would be an Envy skill.

I might do another one with Folly, I chose Meursault mainly for the eye motif, but the other sinner I have in mind I think fits in a different way.

[mothgodofchaos]

Music Headcanons

I capped it at four songs per ego just since this is a longer list than I usually do. Apologies for the long post.

Dark:

Dead Inside by Younger Hunger

Kill the Lights by Set It Off

Kiss Me You Animal by Burn the Ballroom

Only The Lonely Survive by Marianas Trench

Wilford:

Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

No Mercy by DeathbyRomy

Paint The Town Red by Doja Cat

Sway With Me by Saweetie, GALXARA

Actor:

arsonists by Ethan Bortnick

The Devil is a Gentleman by Merci Raines

House of Memories by P!ATD

Killer In The Mirror by Set It Off

Google:

Blinding Lights by The Weeknd

The Data Stream by The Stupendium, Cami-Cat

Plastic Doll by Lady Gaga

This Is Love by Air Traffic Controller

Murdoch:

DAYWALKER! by mgk, CORPSE

Love Bites (So Do I) by Halestorm

Mx. Sinister by IDKHBTFM

Silver Screen by Jonny T, Foreign Figures

Illinois:

Bad by Jake Daniels

Golden Boy by Bryce Fox

JOYRIDE by Kesha

Ride It Hard by Warren Zeiders

Yancy:

BTBBRBBQ by Bear Ghost

F**k The Bad Vibes by Solence

Saints of the Sinners by The Faim

Want Me Back by Cody Fry, Cory Wong, Dynamo

Anti:

Don’t Stop by Innerpartysystem

Faster n Harder by 6arelyhuman

Parasite by Set It Off

Raging on a Sunday by Bohnes

Marvin:

City of Angels by DeathbyRomy

Macho by RealXman

Traitor by Daughtry

Won’t Pray for You by Jayden Hammer

Jackie:

can you hear the thunder? by Animal Sun

The Last Domino by Skyhill

Middle Of The Road by Chaz Cardigan

White Whale by Shadow Academy

[lesbianneopolitan]

Sinner Cinder for the Exorcist Neo AU 🔥

She's so damaged because she probs survived an Exorcist once- the arm is a parasitic demon thing provided to her by Salem, which I'm gonna headcanon as a witch before she died

[weirdmarioenemies]

Happy Groundhog Day! I think it is so wonderful that there is an entire holiday dedicated to a specific burrowing rodent. Americans love this thing! And who wouldn't? Their burrows aerate soil, and provide homes for many other critters!

A lot of people wouldn't love the groundhog, actually. In 1883, the New Hampshire Legislative Woodchuck Committee put out a statement calling groundhogs "wayward sinners" whose grooming habits suggest good manners, but who in reality have "not made any material progress in social science". You think the Discourse is bad today? They used to form committees to complain about a squirrel's moral character!

However, this is not the extent of the disrespect toward groundhogs. It happens to this day, and we all take it for granted, and most don't even bother to realize it has to do with a marmot in the first place! Let's talk about...

Name: "Mole"

Debut: Whac-A-Mole

Sorry this picture is not very good. There are just not many pictures available that show that weird old "mole" figure that I have in mind specifically! Here's a green one.

Anyone familiar with the "Mole" series of animals will know that this is very much Not A Mole! The distinct head, the visible ears, the blunt nose, the buckteeth... this, my friend, is 100% Ground Squirrel! And this game is FAR from the only instance of moles and burrowing rodents being mixed up.

It actually makes sense that this mistake would happen, though! Moles are synonymous with burrowing, to the point unrelated burrowing animals are named after moles (including Mole Cricket, perhaps the ORIGINAL mole). But moles spend ALL their time burrowing, rarely if ever coming to the surface, so even though we all know moles, we are rarely blessed with SEEING moles. I have never seen a mole in person... yet! I would love to! Ground squirrels, such as groundhogs and prairie dogs, are also little burrowing critters, but these ones are commonly seen on the surface, ever alert. I think it's reasonable to mistake them for "moles"!

Alas, the popularity of Whac-A-Mole has cemented Ground Squirrel as essentially the "canon" Mole design for this context. And what a context that is! A classic, even GENRE-DEFINING game, all about whacking critters as they emerge from their burrows. So rude! They're not posing any danger, and the player isn't hunting them to eat, either. This is simply a game of spite. How DARE that rodent try to see the sun! This is just like Undertale.

Whac-A-Mole is one of the most straightforward types of game for any device with a touch screen or anything similar. Just gotta tap a thing! Very easy. This has led to such variations such as Whack-a-Monty from New Super Mario Bros., where the player bonks Monty Moles (more like Monty Gopher am I right) while sparing the many, many Luigis. Obviously, the Luigis must surface in order to initiate courtship, ensuring future generations of Luigis.

Now that I think of it, Mario is one of the only times I've seen the ethics of Whac-A-Mole called out, through the endangered Whacka from Paper Mario! I'm surprised the genre is not deconstructed more often (I love that this sentence is about Whac-A-Mole).

I think this is where I will end the post, because this silly game has so permeated human culture that I could go on and on and on! So strange that an entire animal now has a reputation of "pops out and gets bonked on the head". Conceptually, I certainly prefer the "parasitic aliens emerging from an astronaut's body orifices" aesthetic for this kind of game, but obviously kids aren't going out and bludgeoning real rodents because of this game, so whatever.

But still, what if instead of moles, the whacked entities were something humans have no problem attacking with a second thought...?

Get ready for an action-packed new game set in the Bowling universe!

[ruleroftheimps]

I haven't posted in a while bc of drama/exhaustion/overall lack of motivation to do anything but doomscroll, but. But. I just found out some species of sharks can reproduce asexually, and the funniest (really just a crack) idea just spawned in head lol, so yay, motivation (Sort of.)

It's literally just trans!Vox with some shark-like attributes in addition to the mechanical mess he is, going about his life, and then chaos. At some point, his body just finds out a way to completely circumvent the whole 'infertile' thing going on with sinners because of his unique biology, and chaos unfolds. Essentially what happens is the mechanical side starts stealing unused pieces and throwing them together to make a kid, and then the biological side is just cloning using the weird stuff that makes up his body. Vox has no clue what's going on (The workaholic completely misses that his period wasn't there for some reason), he just thinks he's sick and that's why he's so tired and hungry all of the time and needs to keep fixing his legs, only to find out when he goes to get and upgrade, that, no, there's a tiny parasitic clone inside of him.

And then there are different paths depending on the ship.

Like, Radiostatic (My personal fave) would be Alastor and Vox trying to figure out this happened since they never actually slept together??? (Metaphorically, they sleep together literally quite a bit), so this pairing would be the first to find out how it happened. They would also be the first pair to 'fix' it and make sure it never happens again, unless... do they want it to??? It would then be a big mess of Alastor trying to figure out if Vox wants a kid, and VOX trying to figure out if he wants a kid, and the whole hotel just trying to stay out of the drama, while also help. And then said kid/clone would be raised by the entire hotel because Vox is a workaholic and Alastor is... Alastor. Vox would definitely make an effort, but he has three babies, and Vark and Voxtek don't have anybody else who would take care of them, while the kid/clone has an entire hotel raising them. And besides, it takes a hotel! So, this clone/kid would be sweet (Chaggie), with a *bit* of a murdery/chaotic side (Nifty and Alastor), and a whole lot of smart (Vox and Husk) and mischievous (Angel Dust.)

Staticmoth (My second fave) would be more of Val freaking out because if Vox got pregnant somehow, does that mean any of the other (AFAB) sinners he slept with did too!? And they have an open relationship, is it even his kid?! He's not qualified for this! Get it away from him! Probably, the cause wouldn't be found out until the third or fourth month (It's five months total), and by then, Val's less 'oh, shit, I'm screwed' and more 'everything must be PERFECT for Voxy's child,' and Vox is less 'wtf is going on' and more 'time to spoil the SHIT out of this kid.' Velvette's just watching the whole thing go down (and posting it all online) and is either a) jealous of the baby or b) the big sister who's plotting to exploit their unborn sibling. Basically all the Vees would try to raise the baby, but it would end up mostly being Velvette until the kid's 10 or so, because, again, Vox is a workaholic, and he's not letting Val anywhere near his clone/kid until they're at LEAST fifty. This definitely ends up in an influencer/modern kid/clone.

And then, just to have three different paths, with Staticapple, Vox is 100% blaming Lucifer the entire time. Like, they don't even try to find out what causes it, because as far as they're concerned, Lucifer did some weird angelic shit, and this happened. Poor Luci got kicked out onto the couch for a month before Vox decides he's lonely and wants cuddles. And then the kid turns out to be a clone, and Vox, in his infinite shark autism, realizes what happens, and then chooses to stay quiet about it, while Luci's just excited to have another kid. This kid will be raised by two veryyy autistic-coded parents. They will have a special interest, and they will be big on it. They will also have an overabundance of shark and duck themed stuff.