#'Ulu

[incorrect-sm-families-quotes]

'Ulu: Peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into a bowl filled with a cheap energy drink to create something I call "Battery Acid Spaghetti". Will update you all once I've finished it.

...

'Ulu, stumbling out of the kitchen: Don't do this.

Lana's mom, entering the kitchen: Oh, we'll see about that.

Lana's mom, with all life sapped from her eyes, looking like a reanimated corpse: Don't do this.

Sarah: I'm gonna-!

Harper, running after her mother, implying that she sneaked in to try that unholy dish as well: Don't do this, please!

Sima: Even with that sort of unanimous consensus, you guys still insist on doing this...

Faba: Well, three times is enough for scientific peer review-

Abe, slamming that dish in front of everyone for examination:

Abe: It looks like the dry skin at the top is made of the candy's sour pellets; that's not a great start...

*Everyone looks on horrified as Abe took a large bite out of it.*

Abe: *gulp* Tastes...really good, actually. I...also feel like I'm about to explode-

...

Abe, on the ground, writhing in pain as he clutches his abdomen, his veins are about to burst, and the paramedics are being called: Do not do this...

Lusamine: I'll be right back. Faba, Wicke, keep your eyes on the others as I investigate this.

Lusamine:

Lusamine, coughing up black blood that looks eerily like Nihilego poison as she tries to balance herself on one of the chairs: They weren't lying; don't do this!

Samson: I just tried to pop a bubble with my fork. It didn't pop- it's sitting there with a hole on top...

Burnet: I'm convinced you all just ate radioactive waste...

Lana's dad: ...Add vodka-

Rango: Do not.

Sophocles' mom, walking slowly into the chaotic restaurant: Oh, goodness; I've tried this before- please don't do this...

Sophocles' dad, confident in his wife's abilities as usual: Aww, come on, dear- it couldn't have been that awful!

Sophocles' mom: *Raises an eyebrow at him*

...

Sophocles' dad, foaming at the mouth as he stands there nigh-catatonic: Yeah, don't do this...

Kukui: That's it- now I have to try this.

Kukui, struggling to breathe as his throat and eyes get itchier from within: Don't do this...!

Mimo: Hey, don't tell me what to do!

Mimo, coughing and crying as if she's allergic: D-Don't do this...

Hobbes: Bet.

Hobbes, with his fancy mustache now fallen off: Please don't do this.

[decolonizedbreakfast]

'Ulu "Bread Pudding"

Recipe - Hawai'i Ulu Collective

[morethansalad]

Crispy Fried 'Ulu [Breadfruit] Wedges (Vegan)

[acheronist]

hickey's knife super interesting for obvious reasons, but also have you guys ever see some of the other knifes that got fashioned / salvaged from the wrecks.... especially the inuit-made ones....

like these are very beautiful to MEEEEE

[ancient4liens]

what if Australians were real

[kamtarir]

[yasemen-nn]

Saat 9’u 5 geçe huzurunda, bir ömür boyu...

SAYGI ,SEVGİ, MİNNET VE ÖZLEMLE ANIYORUZ #ATAM#

[vagueconfusion]

[beepsterb]

done with orange

yellow is next

[bugle-m]

🤎🍀🤎

[arcanistsanctum]

Arcanist in a Nutshell J

[incorrect-sm-families-quotes]

*if they ever found out about this Ultra Guardian deal because I doubt they would have been chill about it if they were given the details in the first place*

Sima: This is bullshit!

Rango: This is an outrage...

Faba, being interrogated at spearpoint by Lana's dad: I'm into crazy bitches!

Sophocles' mom, barely reaching the countertop: DOWN WITH THE QUEEN!

'Ulu: WAIT-

'Ulu, fantasizing about himself being an Ultra Guardian and saving Lusamine: Does the queen have that gyatt?

...

Lana's dad, throwing a spear square at 'Ulu's head: MAN, SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS-

[decolonizedbreakfast]

Ripe ʻUlu & Hawaiian Chocolate Piele

Recipe from the Hawai'i Ulu Collective

[schneiderenjoyer]

Ma'am.

MA'AM YOU'RE GAY IS SHOWING, MA'AM--

[muzehher1hanim]

"Kalbini bilen dilini anlar. Fazladan kelam, harflere zulüm."

[iamthevampqueen]

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