#'IT WAS DELIBERATE! IT WAS DELIBERATE!!'
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Ok, yes, true, and the comments are hilarious. BUT. Here's how you actually do it: Don't use a fucking gel pen to line with. Fucking. Don't. They never dry, ok? Just spend a few bucks on a couple Pigma Microns, you can thank me later. Get a real skinny one like a 01 (or a 005 if you want super tiny) and a fatter one like a 05. If yer feeling fancy, you can get a brush tip, but you don't have to. Do not spend $30 on the giant packet with all the sizes, you will not use them. While yer at the store getting your Micron pens, spend like 50 cents on a kneaded eraser. Yes I know you already have one at home but it's probably full of gunk because it's 12 years old and you've never replaced it. Get a fresh one, you goblins. Get either a decent plastic eraser (like Staedtler) or an ArtGum eraser if you don't have either of those too. Ok, now step one: Go over your sketch with your kneaded eraser and lighten everything. DO NOT RUB. Just press the eraser down and lift (knead it first so it's nice and soff.) You ever play with silly putty when you were a kid? Slap it on some newsprint to make the picture come off onto the putty? It's like that. Why do this? The less graphite you have on the page before you ink, the less you have to remove after. Step two: Ink away, fam. Enjoy the lovely, dark, almost-instantly-drying, never-bleed-through-your-paper-again lines of the Microns. Yes, you are welcome. Step three: WAIT A GODDAMN HOT SECOND. ffs. Go get a sandwich, take a potty break, freaking something. Step four: Take the kneaded eraser (knead the damn thing so it's not all covered in graphite from step 1) and do the Press and Lift thing again. DO NOT RUB. STOP IT. If some of the ink does come off, at least you will be lifting it straight up instead of smearing it all over the place, but this rarely happens with Microns. Remember to moosh that eraser around in-between dabs so you're not just transferring stuff. Step five: Once you've done this and you've gotten any stray ink lifted off, THEN AND ONLY THEN may you use your GOOD plastic eraser/artgum to remove the rest. Do not use the shitty pink eraser you found in the junk drawer, istg. "uuUuugh but Riiiiiiinnn you're telling us to spend money" Yes, yes I am. Either you can get some decent supplies or you can figure out a way to incorporate ink smudges into your art style, but I guarantee you can afford to skip a couple Monsters for the sake of buying a few pens and erasers, I'm not telling you to go buy a full set of Copics. Go forth and be smudgless, my fellow arteests.
how to erase pencil guidelines from under ink
1. wait until you’re absolutely sure the ink is dry
2. wrong
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time#misc#I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped#it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially#the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm#which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water#as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun#it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here#I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances#also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential#so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export#but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image
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#and they really were gumdrop buttons#amaury guichon#shrek#gingy#gingerbread#the christmas lights 🤌#the deliberately added texture 🤌
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save me mother and child imagery save me thistle’s innate desire for a family save me (peep the mother and child painting on the first pic)
#if you don’t think thistle is meant to be *seen* as a childlike villain with childish motivations by the reader u may need to do a reread#dungeon meshi#falin touden#thistle#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#thistle dungeon meshi#like yeah hes not literally a child but im saying she deliberately drew him much younger than when he first appeared
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half a year of unrelenting genocide in Gaza, please don’t stop caring. they are so tired, they cannot be the only ones participating in their own liberation. we have to keep caring
#the genocide has been happening for nearly a century but it has been six months since October and the deliberate collapse of Gaza's#infrastructure at the hands of isr@el#♥︎
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miku expo 2024 is the dashcon of vocaloid concerts. the projectors were replaced with LEDs and organizers told no one, still charged ppl for the projectors. someone stole the Miku canada cut out. vocaloid producers are really mad that attendees are mad that they got scammed because nothing comes before Product. the event banned glowsticks and upcharged the sale of their own, under the excuse that average glowsticks would interfere with the projectors, that the organizers knew they did not have. someone pissed on the floor. car crash outside the venue in san jose
#i made this unttaged post about the expo on my personal blog#and now all the deliberate misinterpretation of my words#and the words of other users being attributed to me#so#post privileges are revoked
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my top bit of advice going into the new year: compliment people. especially strangers. literally everyone you interact with if you can. when you buy coffee in the morning compliment the barista's tattoos. when you're chatting with a coworker tell them that by the way you like their outfit. always find something they've chosen to do on purpose. nail polish, jewellery, tattoos, hair colour/style, statement accessory, outfit, etc are all good bets. things people hope will be noticed. things that aren't too personal so it doesn't make them uncomfortable (eg probably not their physical features). i've gotten into the habit of scanning everyone i talk to for something about them that i think is cool so i can tell them. it's a great habit because it makes me notice people and realise just how many neat little details there are in people's presentation of themselves that might pass me by if i wasn't paying attention. and it brings out so much joy. you'd be surprised how much it disarms people to receive an unexpected compliment from someone they don't know. it is the most sincere smile you will see all day long. it feels nice to make people happy but it also means you win the social interaction. establish dominance by complimenting a stranger's earrings and disappearing into the fog
#rookposting#the little 'oh!' followed by a big grin is now my highlight in every interaction i have with a stranger#you can always spot the things people hope will be noticed and you have no idea how happy it makes people when it gets noticed#i find it's always better to compliment things they did deliberately vs complimenting stuff like their voice or their face or other things#that are inherent or they cant change because that can make people uncomfortable for one thing to hear that from a stranger#but it's also just less meaningful imo because they didnt do that on purpose
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Inspired by some other polls that have been going around lately, I'm trying to see something:
#polls#I'm deliberately not giving a specific dollar amount because it seems like every time you try to define 'enough money' vs 'a lot of money'#it starts the kind of argument I'm not looking to have here#Just. Mentally fill in whatever you think the appropriate number is and go from there
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Reminder that famous conservative figures are con artists. “Alpha male" influencers like Andrew Tate deliberately isolate you and exploit your loneliness for profit. They teach men ideals that make them repulsive to women, and then sell them "solutions" to make women like them, which obviously fail. Andrew Tate doesn't want you to become a "sigma male", he wants you lonely and miserable because that's when you're most dependent on him. Conservative influencers take advantage of ignorance and loneliness, and this is the end result.
#when you fall into a rabbit hole of politics that deliberately make you repulsive to all your loved ones you’ll find it’s a lot easier to#die and not be discovered for 22 days#mcr#my chemical romance#bob bryar
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🤎 never let go 🤎
#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#and they were science husbands!#and jayce is exactly the sort who would deliberately - lovingly - annoyingly - rub their scruffy face against yours to say he adores you#this boy is an affection monster#nobody can convince me otherwise#like - just insufferable#UGGGGG~!!!!!#>:(#i love him - he's awful - GAWD! HELP ME!!!!#*desk flip*#pidgy drew
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it is wild that the top post in #gay is a closeup shot of a hairy butt not marked sensitive but if a trans woman even says that shes a trans woman the post immediately gets blasted into the void by staff.
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i cannot fucking believe i am wheeling this out again
#james somerton#hbomberguy#i know some people think it's best to leave him alone but now he's uploading essays and fully seeming to pretend this didnt happen#and i would like us to never forget that this happened. and keep this information circulating#the rebrand also has confused some people who only realise it's him after the video starts so. he's deliberately trying to bury it
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i say if you’re gonna have the mysterious entities speak in rhyme you might as well commit (EDIT: part 2!)
(posting an unprecedented Part 1 of At Least 3 bc i actually have the entire script and most of the storyboarding for this done already)
#yknow. got an idea. had a breakdown. bon appetit#this was the creative impulse i was referring to on sunday#my art#my poetry#secret life#secret life spoilers#slsmp#grian#geminitay#briefly#trafficblr#also#mostly bc i am proud of it and partly bc i want people to know it’s on purpose:#grian is not trying to rhyme at all in this part. he is being deliberately unhelpful#he lowkey tries to fuck it up on purpose in that second to last panel but the secret keepers just switch rhyme schemes#the one time he completes an end rhyme is because he lost his temper#anyway yeah this was motivated mostly by me wanting to see if i could do it
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HOLY SHIT.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#my hazbin posts#THERES SEVEN IF U INCLUDE LUCIFER. WHO WAS AN ARCHANGEL. AND THERE ARE 7 ARCHANGELS.#AND THESE ARE FROM SEPARATE EPISODES AND THEY MATCH AND IN THE 2ND ONE THEY HAVE MORE DETAILS THAT SEPARATE THEM#WHICH. HOLY SHIT. THESE ARENT JUST RANDOMLY DESIGNED HALOS OR ANGELS THIS IS FUCKING DELIBERATE. HOLY SHIT#hazbin hotel theory#ig??#hazbin hotel heaven
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hay fever
#i give him the ugliest boot sneakers known to man sorry.#it's deliberate.#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#illust
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Is she Lucy Westenra, or is she just a vessel for the writer's barely disguised fantasy of a women being punished for her promiscuity? Is she really"Bram Stoker's" Lucy Westenra: a naive, innocent 19 year old, with a cheery personality and a bright future ahead of her? Or has the writer instead just slapped her name on an OC that behaves nothing like her, and- with none of the grace or decorum that Lucy's tragically short story deserves- sexualized her slow and agonising death as much as possible, whilst very unsubtly doing their best to blame her for being murdered, so that we won't object to her being killed again later in an even more gruesome and sexual manner?
#every dracula adaptation gets every character wrong- but the way Lucy is treated in particular makes my blood boil#she's not stupid for being naive. she's not stupid for fixating on marriage. she's 19. A TEENAGER. she's allowed to be young#of course she doesn't have much life experience! that's why it's so tragic! when she dies we mourn the person she was meant to become#and regardless of however adaptations try to spin it; she did not want to be killed. she wasn't aware of dracula like the other characters#she didn't deliberately let dracula kill her. she didn't ask to be a vampire. she wasn't in love with dracula or anything like that#she died not understanding what was happening to her. she never lost her naivety. and that makes it even more tragic in my opinion#anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk#i think my old dracula hyperfixation is reigniting and i don't have the strength to stop it lmao#lucy westenra#dracula#bram stokers dracula#dracula daily#lit student screams into the void
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