#''why is kirby there?'' don't ask....he's just happy to see a friend

[hauntingmiser]

Happy pride month

I made this last night when I was thinking about a familiar binder and some of my hc I mixed them together and this was the result :

I had the homosexual urge to make this and I did it flawlessly ✨

[britt-kageryuu]

It's mid day, and Leo is playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land. His model is in his favorite beachwear on the beach set with the inflatable chair/table. River is a bit distracted with a prop robot labeled 'Spam Bot', she's working on her form.

"We got invited to a wedding recently, and I still find it weird." Leo says while attempting to get to the mini boss for a Waddle Dee challenge. Chat was asking for the story, while some were shouting at Leo to go after challenges he already finished.

"Okay, so the weird part is that half of us are invited from the Brides side, and the half from the Grooms side!" Leo exclaims with some amusement, he sees requests for further explanation. "Red is in the same league as the Bride, and Mandarin is his guest, since Star Warrior is already in the wedding party! I was invited by the Groom, and Dee is my guest because why not?" He pauses to take a breath, and a drink, "And as for why I was invited by the Groom? I accidentally ended his winning streak, but it unintentionally led to his meeting his future wife!" He does jazz hands for a odd effect.

River pops up holding the head of the bot, "Your Swordsman was busy?"

Leo turns to stare at River with a flat look, "No, he's visiting family around the same time as the wedding." He turns back to the game, "Besides he isn't as big into Wrestling as his friend, and would only have me and my brothers as company for the whole thing."

River doesn't look fully convinced, but let it go, "When is the wedding anyway?"

"Let me check." His model mimics grabbing his phone, "Okay, it's in a couple months, apparently the Bride had big plans to get married on a specific day, and nothing is going to stop her." He puts his phone down, "They did at least give us a more loose dress code for the whole event, just the standard 'Only the Bride can wear White' and you need to cover the essentials."

Leo just barely gets passed a time trial because of a tricky multiple jump area. He lets out a sigh of relief.

"Are you guys going to wear those costumes from that one incident? From before Red entered the league?"

"No, while the Bride wouldn't mind people wearing their costumes, Mandarins costume was White, and the others don't look good enough for the event." He replies, "We don't actually have our outfits chosen yet, but we need to not outshine the Happy Couple, so Dee needs to rein in his fashionista self."

"What about everyone else? Are we invited?" River inquired.

"I have to ask the wedding party first, they might need to have a guest cap, so I'll get back to you on that."

"When are you going to Propose to your Swordsman, Uncle Blue?" River asks "innocently" to throw Leo off.

He freezes up be fore shouting, "We're barely even dating! We're nowhere near a good timing for one of us to propose!!" His model is blushing so bad you can't see the red stripes on his face. "Okay, we're dropping the subject!! And I will be telling your Dad about this young lady!"

"He wouldn't care, and probably mention a betting pool almost everyone is in on." River kinda sassed back. Leo starts throwing props at River, before just chasing her around the studio.

All while chat is sending multiple different messages ranging from just 'Cute Uncle and Niece bonding', spam emojis, people making bets on Leo's love life, and mods not sure what to do.

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Masterpost

Yes I kinda reference the cut Wedding episode, but I figured it just fit the with being vauge enough to drive some veiwers/audience members nuts.

[maymeowmoo]

New episode of Smg4?!?!?!? Well I'm inna writing mood soooooo.... Imma review/analysis and share my thoughts on the new episode >:) ["SMG4:SMG3's BOMB CAFE"] If you're bored feel free to read this overly detailed analysis of a 12:01 minute video! (Actually ~10:30ish)

Analyzing time! ^w^/

Smg3 being so happy abt his lil cafe is very cute. I did not expect Smg4 to be so goddam sassy in this episode but I like that they didn't get rid of their rivalry completely since u know, after so many years it would be odd for it to just disappear even if they have recently been bonding so much u<u

Still I couldn't help but feel a bit odd? Like idk if Four just desperately wanted Three to ask him for help w the coffee or what but DANG was he super into making Smg3's life harder. At 4:49 Smg4 basically goes screw it lets make Three more miserable and invites everyone. Like let bro learn overtime we don't need a Kirby Lunch Rush but with Smg3! Also Four's expressions? Dude is being SILLY on purpose u_u He continues his nuisance charade with 6:22 ("How can you not even have the unicorn frappucino?"). Like dang bro how abt u calm ur sass down and stop provoking Three even more? He does get a clear indication of Smg3's annoyance (8:51-8:52 Smg3 says "Shut up." to Four also stopping him from making another sassy remark) yet still continues. At 9:14 (Smg4:"So you admit you can't run a shop yet?") Four gives his snarky comment and all I can think of is how he intentionally made it harder for Three to run the dang shop. [Note: Tbh even someone who owned a shop would have a hard time with Smg4's Crew lets be fr.] Just like I said at the beginning of this paragraph I am starting to really believe Four wanted to be involved with Three somehow and the only way he knew how is by forcing conflict.

Characterization wise what surprised me is how even after two instances of Three yelling for the others to stop fighting they still continue on. Idk I just feel like they would've listened tbh. They were very... hyperactive I guess? The characters do act kinda like they should but it still felt odd to me for some reason. Eggdog as always has the best characterization tho, man do I like that silly egg thing. Anywho this wasn't the only thing that felt odd continuity wise. I would've thought Smg3 learnt to make proper coffee before he started up a cafe? Especially since he literally lived in a STARBUCKS??? Like I just think he would've idk tried making coffee before opening a cafe even if he didn't make any during his time in the Internet Graveyard. I did make up two explanations for this tho! One is that the dead memes (Specifically the funny lil knuckles) made the coffee during his time in the Internet Graveyard and the other is that he was just too anxiety/adrenaline ridden to make proper coffee. At the end of the day these things aren't huge issues for me but as I said before it did make me feel odd.

Smg4 getting called out for his sass was necessary for me to like this video so imma glad it happened and he doesn't just get away with his behavior. At 9:23 the realization of his silly shenanigans finally catch up to him and that means..... THE SMG34 PART OF THE EPISODE STARTS YEEHAW! Even though Smg4's and 3's confrontation felt just the tiny bit forced to me (probably Four's fault) it was so nice to see them being softer. I also really like how Three doesn't agree to Four's proposal without making some convoluted reasoning as to why this isn't just two pals helping each other out and is actually TOTALLY just a transactional thing. It feels really in character! Oh yeah since I need to put this somewhere at 9:47 Four is like "I want to help" and like... you made it harder and now you want to help? Better now then never tbh ^w^/

Jokes -> The joke at 2:27-2:34 made me chuckle ._. and that makes me somewhat disappointed in myself (You want it? Issa urs my friend is so real). 3:00 is also a joke I liked, it felt very relatable (I struggle with basic human stuff like buttons on a coffee machine also u_u aww man). 3:28-3:32 Decent joke! 4:12 having a Gmod Three bang the coffee machine was good but the sudden Pomni/Smg4 reaction wasn't for me :v (It is good for Au art tho, I've seen the Smg4 as Pomni art hehe ;P ). 5:55-6:05 Nice joke ^v^/ (Smg3 writing '1 jar of poison for Mario' was the cherry on top tbh). 6:29-6:35 just like the joke at three minutes the whole 'operating a coffee machine being like dark magic' is still funny to me. 7:35-7:38 7:45-7:46 the music that plays when the rainbow (acid) coffee is shown is cool. 8:34-8:49 The whole Tari going coo coo joke is honestly pretty unfunny ._. I did not like it :v. 10:44-10:45 'Cleaned up everything!' is such a funny pop up to put here. Joke APPROVED!

Joke wise I think this episode is actually quite solid. The one joke I really didn't like kinda puts it down but ignoring that issa cool ig :D (6,8/10)

Closing statement -> Dude Four on roller skates working at a cafe for Three? THIS IS JUST A FANFIC AT THIS POINT... and I am all for it ;D

[Note: I have no idea why I wrote this but I felt like it sooooo... YEAH! >:3 If you have any thoughts abt this ep I'd love to hear em ;o]

[luwritesomething]

Mickey Altieri comforting an autistic, overstimulated reader?

Mickey Altieri Heacanons: Overstimulated autistic S/O.

Warnings: Maybe there's swearing?? It's me, so…, overstimulation.

Edited?: Like always, no.

Reader's pronouns: Not stated, gender neutral

Summary: Mickey Altieri with an overstimulated autistic s/o. 

Author's note: first of all, thank you for requesting! i did headcanons for this because i felt like it would be more appropiate. as a neurodivergent person (not autistic) who gets overstimulated several times, i got really happy that i had an excuse to write about the subject. i am not autistic myself, so there could be mistakes in the way i portrait overstimulation, but i did these with research and basing it in what i can see from my perspective. hope it's accurate enough, and if not, feel free to educate me <3. overstimulation is different in everyone, i guess, but that doesn't mean your experience is less valid.

criticism, comments and reblogs are always appreciated! requests are open, especially for scream! hit that anon button and tell me your ideas. in the scream fandom, i write for billy loomis, stu macher, randy meeks, tatum riley, sidney prescott, mickey altieri, kirby reid, chad meeks martin, mindy meeks martin, tara carpenter, anika kayoko and laura crane.

i headcanon mickey as a very observant person.

so if the overstimulation comes in a very crowded or lonely place, he'll notice either way.

he's very caring, so you bet he's gonna have an eye on you whenever you feel overstimulated. you don't even have to tell him.

if you go mute, mickey is asking no questions and instead just leads you to a lonely place in which you can recharge your energy, or just feel better.

if you start getting irritated, he's not snapping at you no matter what. mickey will just look at you and try to let you know that he understands, all that with just his gaze.

oh, but if you don't go mute, you BET he's the communication king.

"can i touch you?"

"do you want my headphones? i have that tape you like."

·do you wanna go somewhere quieter?"

"do you need something? i'll get it for you."

"do you want me to bring you your blanket?"

"should i shut up?"

if you need him quiet, he's not opening his mouth until you explicitedly ask him to.

will have his arm around you if you need it.

and will always offer you his hand in case you need something to hold/touch/fiddle with.

he's full of patience, making him snap isn't easy.

but if someone is visibly bothering you while you're overstimulated... oh boy.

doesn't want to baby you, either, so he's told you to go off at his ass if he ever does it.

but the turht is that it's really helpful having him around whenever you feel this way.

he means well <3

he'll hold you tight if you need him to.

if you don't want to go to a place with your friends because you're too overstimulated but you don't want to tell them, don't worry bevause mickey has a physical list of excuses to get you out of those situations.

"shit, i'm sorry guys, y/n and i can't go? oh, why? well, my mom invited us for dinner, and it would be the third time we'd pass... yeah, can't let that happen."

he's a murderous sweetheart <3

[voiddemon]

I don't mean to sound rude, I love your skirfluff content, but why does kirby seem so jealous of their relationship? wouldn't he be, at the bare minimum, a little supportive?

TUMBLR.COM DELETED THE ENTIRE RESPONSE I WROTE ON DA WAY HOMEEE okay here we go again. This one's much shorter and not super in depth. btw ur not being rude by asking i loveee to talk about my headcanons.

Kirby isn’t jealous of their relationship, kind of! It’s a whole complicated mess. To clarify before I begin I am an Aro-Kirby truther and many of my headcanons have been robbed from the Kirby guy(Kaissauce) who u can find easily 99% of the skirfluff posting were my post and his.

TLDR: Kirby is upset at being 'replaced', doesn't understand why Shadow Kirby 'deserves' Prince Fluff, and Shadow Kirby is still being an asshole to him.

I won’t go into all of it but Kirby, before they start dating, sees Skirby as a lot of things. An insociable, rude, blunt, ungrateful, hateful, self-loathing clone of himself. Big emphasis on CLONE OF HIMSELF. He thinks he has it easy since nothing is actively threatening the mirror world, and the only thing he really has (from his view) to be sad about is DMK dying. But he was super evil anyway so yeah. Skirby also hates him in turn, and they kick each other’s shit in every other month or so.

Prince Fluff is, however a dear friend of his. Not his closest but he's definitely important to him, especially since Prince Fluff is also kind of a lonely guy with not a lot of friends like Shadow Kirby.

So when they're friends at first he's kind of happy for them, until they start getting actually close. Seee here's the thing. While Kirby can handle not being someone's top priority, or that someone wouldn't go to him for certain things, he can't handle that happening with Shadow Kirby. It makes him absolutely confused and angry, since what does Skirby have that he doesn't? In his mind he's automatically a better friend than Skirby, especially for Prince Fluff, since they have a lot more in common.

Also having to essentially share Prince Fluff's time when he tries to get them to get along is agony, since when he and Skirby inevitably argue/fight and Prince Fluff often takes Skirby's side. Before they start dating the fact that it's Prince Fluff is barely a factor, it's just Shadow Kirby having a similar role in one of his friend's lives.

HOWEVER once they start dating everything gets wayyyy worse. It comes with a lot of fun confusing questions and new wounds. Here's a list:

Why can Skirby feel romantic feelings when he, the original and REAL Kirby, can't. (Is he faking it for since he doesn't want to hurt Prince Fluff, or (he doesn't really think this, but it crosses his mind) is he just playing Prince Fluff for the benefits? Is something wrong with Kirby for not feeling romantic feelings?)

What does Skirby have that makes him more worthy of Prince Fluff's time than Kirby's? Why does Shadow Kirby get to be a bigger priority in Prince Fluff's life? (He's also taking away Kirby's time with him, since Fluff is naturally going to spend more time with his boyfriend than his friend)

Shadow Kirby and Prince Fluff dating makes them a team, often poised against him as they don't take kindly to people trying to get between them or split them up.

Skirby basically stumbled into dating a very nice Prince who could do a lot better without going through any trials or tribulations. While Prince Fluff has to put up with so much for little return.

Skirby is actively rubbing salt in his eyes by shoving their relationship in Kirby's face.

Also edited to add he, in a way, feels entitled to Prince Fluff since he's more real in a sense than Shadow Kirby. Also they've known each other for longer, and Skirby didn't safe Fluff's life. This isn't something Kirby has fully realized himself, since if he did even he'd realize that's fucked.

Shadow Kirby is replacing him. While he and Prince Fluff weren't romantically involved, he was one of the most important friends in Fluff's life. Kirby isn't used to being replaced by anyone, let alone Shadow Kirby.

SO essentially their relationship causes a lot of problems for him. And every time he sees them happy together it reminds him of those stinging, open sores. Even though he probably is happy that Prince Fluff is happy, it makes him envious.

Also a tiny tiny part of it is, for Prince Fluff's sake, Shadow Kirby starts acting like the bigger person. Which is usually Kirby's thing when they have disputes. He also generally starts developing a healthier view on their relationship as being a clone/not clone, while Kirby is stuck in the past thinking of Shadow Kirby the same way because it's easier to him.

Them being homogay directly challenges his views on the mirror world, his friendship with Prince Fluff, and his own identity. So yeah while he's probably a little supportive sometimes and can look past his issues with Shadow Kirby to be happy for Fluff, those times are the exception and not the rule.

He gets better with time but it takes. YEARS of avoiding the problem and making things worse by arguing with and killing Shadow Kirby (i just ended a 2 year relationship don't worry it wasn't mine).

so yeah kirby suffering on patchland and in the mirror world until he. gets over himself??? idk best way i can put it

[shevee-the-word-wielder]

Creature of Soul Matter: The Emotion in Heart

Chapter 5: Planet Popstar

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We come to a planet, it's yellow and in the shape of a star.

"So Kirby, why have you brought us home?" Bandee asks.

"Because" he cheerfully answers before bringing us down.

The ground is lush and there are colors everywhere. The world itself just feels happy.

I remember Plaige describing this place… this must be Planet Popstar.

"So this is it." I half say to myself.

"Hmm?" Kirby turns to me.

"This is Plaige's, a friend of mine's, home planet…"

Dedede's face is half shocked, "One of your friends… came from here?"

"Well…" I laugh once, "Yeah. She was apparently related to the Waddle Dees. But much different."

… "I don't recall there ever being depictions of Waddle species that aren't Dees or Doos…"

I finally let go of the star and land on the ground. "It has been millions of years, things… things change." The idea of how much time has passed still sends chills through my mind.

"What now?" Bandee questions Kirby.

"Well uhhhm-" He's Interrupted, "well I don't want Elfilis going near the towns, we don't need a commotion." Dedede declares.

I completely understand his concerns, I'm probably the type that you need the slow or prepped introduction to.

I suddenly feel the pain in my back again. I wince and have to sit.

"Well… I was thinking about visiting Taranza. He might know a bit on healing." Kirby finishes.

"He has been growing different plants recently." Meta Knight elaborates to Kirby farther. "He might have something. Good idea."

"And I get to meet Taranza finally!" Elfilin happily exclaims, seeming to be feeling better.

Bandee smiles with his eyes towards Elfilin, "That's right! I completely forgot we were doing that for you!"

"I suppose we do still need to do that…" Meta Knight somewhat quietly says.

"Anyways! Elfilis, do you mind staying here?" Kirby asks me.

"Oh no, not at all. But you really don't have to do stuff like this for me, you really haven't known me for that long."

"Well," Dedede stops me, "think of it as an apology for attacking you earlier." He seems to have warmed up to me more.

"Hey Elfilin! You're coming with us, right?" Kirby asks before taking off.

"Uh… maybe not… I should uh, stay here with Elfilis." Elfilin stutters.

"You sure??"

"Well uh-"

"Elfilin, I thought you wanted to see Taranza…" I prompt him.

"Yeah but-"

"You've been having second thoughts?"

… "Yes… I was thinking I should stay here with you-"

I stop him again, "Elfilin… just because you're a piece of me, doesn't make you inextricably locked to me. Go, spend some time with your friends."

"I-" he sighs, some more weight seemingly being lifted off of him. "If you say so." He hops onto the Warpstar and waves while Kirby zips away.

I remain sitting on the ground, the soft grass and soil beneath me. A light, cool wind blows by in a perfectly warm day. I can't help but to wonder if it's always like this here, and if I could expeirience this serenity all the time in the future.

While enjoying the wind, just watching the clouds curl by, I hear a elongated gasp to the right of me. I turn to see a dumbfounded Waddle Dee.

"No no no! Shh, shhh!" I panic.

Instead they just pass out. I exhale dropping my hands back to the ground.

"Well now look at what you did." Criticizes a  chilling, omnipresent, deep voice behind me.

I whip around to see a black figure with no… no figure, no attributes to help differentiate from the mass. They have this aura to them that would kill the grass if it was physical. They seem to be in a cloak, primarily black with some red stitchings throughout it, concealing most of their liquid like body.

"What do you want?" I demand, barely phased by the sudden appearance.

"Oh don't you worry, for now I'll keep it to myself. But as of the moment I'm just letting you know of my presence, and that I know what you are, even if you may not."

They suddenly become larger and slowly surround me in a shield of formless blackness.

"What… are you?"

It laughs "Still acting brave are we? Well, I'm nameless to the universe, suppose to be a useless pawn so that one's like you can flourish. But that won't matter to you, I'm still just foe number five aren't I?" It all fades suddenly. "Welcome to your fear…"

…I'm not sure how to take that…

A few short moments later, I hear a Warpstar approaching.

"Hey!" Kirby calls. "Hope you didn't have too much fun without us!"

"Yeah… fun..."

"I hear a new voice… but I still haven't uncovered my eyes!" Someone new comments.

Bandee hops off the star and looks back up. "Okay! Remember the promise you gave us earlier and you can uncover your eyes!"

Someone peeks over the star and uncovers his four eyes. He has six hands, horns and some neat cloths. He's completely dumbfounded looking at me.

I remember about the Waddle Dee that saw me and look where they fainted; they're missing, not even a spot in the grass that would suggest that they were there.

"Huh-" I question.

Taranza comes back to his sense, "Oh my stars above, we're going to need a lot of herbs."

"Do you need us to go back an-?" Taranza cuts Kirby off. "No no, I think I have enough."

He hops down and pulls out some seeds from a pouch he has slung over himself.

He squints at them and comes over to me, "Do you mind sitting down?" He politely asks.

So I slowly sit down and he pulls away some grass, burying a few seeds in the dirt.

"I've only had the opportunity to plant these in Floralia, so I don't know how they'll react down here." He clarifies. "You brought the water, right Kirby?"

"Yep!" Kirby hops down from the star with a little pouch of pure blue water. He eats it and some water pops onto his head in a cylinder shape.

So it can be more than just weapons?

Kirby fountains some water onto the seeds and backs up. Taranza takes out some sort of powder and sprinkles it over the ground.

"Alright, we're set, it'll take a few minutes so let me examine the wounds." He floats up to me and takes a look at my back, "This is pretty bad… what happened?"

"Oh… well I just got launched into a meteor, not much. I've been through worse."

"Launched into a meteor?" Taranza says to himself, "Hey Kirby!" He calls.

"Hmm?"

"I need some more water! We got some grime and blood to wash off!"

"Got it!"

Kirby runs over and Taranza floats down to pick him up. A cold sensation overcomes me as water washes over my back. I shiver and straighten up.

Once Kirby stops, Taranza examines my back more closely, this time moving my fur around. "There's more injuries and scars here then just the ones you've asked me about." Scars? He starts going around me and stops on my legs. "These ones seem more recent as well…"

"Yeaaahhh" Kirby says, his voice having an underlying sorry tone. "That was… kinda… our fault…"

Taranza stops and looks at Kirby with puzzlement in his eyes.

Bandee explains for him, "Remember when everyone was missing for a while and we came to visit you? And remember… uh… Elfilis?"

Taranza looks towards me slowly, astonishment showing in his eyes. He then looks back at Bandee and points at me, "This is them?"

Bandee thinks. "Ehhhhh, kinda… But anyways, we thought he was the same Elfilis we fought and attacked him…"

"Oh… ohhh… well, we'll attend to those as well. But first, a saw this scar on your back, and I wanted to check your chest. Do you mind?"

"Oh ya, no, not at all."

He nods and starts moving my fur around, he eventually stops on the lower half of the right of my chest cavity. "That's what I thought… May I ask, were you… well uh, stabbed?"

I'm surprised, "Well, ya. But I'm confused on why there's a mark. Being without a body for supposedly millions of years."

"Being without a body?" He mutters, "Was there any special characteristics with this thing?"

I shudder, remembering the odd pain. "I believe it was a soul siphoning blade, so I got put into something else, making it so I didn't have a body."

"Hmm… maybe there's a mark now because it also punctured your soul? But also, how'd you get out? Much less have a body?"

"I- I have no clue…"

Taranza thinks to himself for a moment. "Well, these questions don't matter now. We need to tend to you first." He decides.

He floats back over to where he planted the seeds, little sproutlings can be seen. "Wonderful" he softly says to himself. He pulls out a second handful of a different powder and puts some on each of the leaves and around the bases.

"Hey Taranza, when did you get so good at medical stuff?" Dedede asks.

"Oh," Taranza responds while continuing to tend to the sprouts, "Well, after I started caring for plants, I discovered some that can help with open wounds," He pauses to ask Kirby for a sprinkle of water, "and I figured that… if I can't save my one… then I'll try to help save others…"

He stops managing the plants and Dedede walks up and pats him on the back, "You're doing good."

Taranza nods and claps two of his hands together, "Anyways! I started to study these herbs and discovered a magic like property to them, it allows them to heal and for stuff like Pure Dust to boost their growing rate! I then got into how to apply them to help deal with wounds and here we are now!"

I failed to notice Elfilin floating by my head until now; I see his tail twitch out of the corner of my eye.

I wonder if he's okay.

"Hey Elfilin," I turn to him, "after this is all over, do you think you want me to help you with your vortices?"

He jumps a bit, "Oh! Uh, ya! That's be really nice." He looks down at Kirby and Bandee, who are playing now. "I think I'm going to join them."

As he flies away, I look back down at the plants and am surprised to find them half my sitting height with plentiful of different shaded leaves on them.

Taranza is looking up at them with a hand on his chin, "Hmmm… yeah this seems good now." He calls Kirby over and gives him a plate riddled with small holes. Taranza tells him some stuff and Kirby nods, dropping his water power.

Kirby holds the plate towards the stalk in front of himself and begins to strongly inhale.

The plants slightly bend to him and the leaves start to pop off their branches, right onto the plate.

After these first successes Kirby inhales even harder; pulling group after group of leaves off, eventually stripping the stalks of all of them.

Taranza unfolds and sets up a bowl below the plate and Kirby stops, letting all the leaves drop into the container.

Taranza picks up the bowl, thanking and dismissing Kirby. He then grabs three long, blunt rocks, all in different hands, and begins mashing the leaves. He pulls out a book with one hand and uses another to flip to a page. While he's reading, one of his empty hands grabs his pouch and bring it to the front of him. He stops reading and looks in the pouch, using his last hand he pulls out somr extra ingredients and tosses them into the mashing blender of rocks.

Watching him work with all his hands so efficiently is mesmerizing, multitasking at it's finest.

He looks into the bowl full of mush and nods, "Alright then." He floats back up to my back "Elfilin!" He calls, "Care to help me?"

"I guess!" Elfilin responds as he flies up to Taranza.

"I need you to help me apply this, you work from the bottom, up, and I'll work down. Got it?"

"I'll try… I don't really have hands for this type of stuff…"

"Thank you." He then talks to me, "It's going to feel a bit… sharp I guess, so try to be prepared."

I nod and pull my wings out a little more to the front of me, so they have more space.

Suddenly there's a sharp pain, like thousands of little frost-tipped needles are being driven into my back and my skin being pulled to  those very spots. I want to twitch every moment of this sensation, but try to hold back; instead, crushing my eyes shut and clenching my hands.

After they stop spreading the solution they move onto my legs, where the prickling sensation continues.

When they stop, the pain begins to fade, leaving a feeling of coolness that transitions to warmth, then back to cool. Every four heartbeats the warm, cool switch happens; slowly, it sends waves of some sort of peace through me.

I realize my eyes are still closed. I open them to find it dusk, the nearby star nearly at the horizon. The group have gotten some sort of blanket and are all quietly sitting on it, watching the starset.

Warm colors overwhelm the sky, filtering out everything to a serene light yellow, gold and orange. A sense of peace sets over this part of the world, as if the plains are taking a peaceful sigh to let the day go. The star drifts farther below the horizon and one by one colors flash from it; green, crystal blue, golden yellow, vibrant red, aquamarine, violet, all flashing, all beautiful, all giving a sense of belonging. And as fast as it came, it left.

The star fully dips below the horizon and the deep blue night takes over the surrounding world, towns illuminate in the distances.

Taranza sighs, "I do love Popstar’s starsets, they make me feel like… everything will be okay." He turns around to find me moving again. "I do hope you didn't miss it."

I shake my head, "May I ask, how did it go from the day to dusk so quickly?"

Taranza chuckles to himself, "I do apologize for forgetting to mention. That medicine kinda puts you in a trance; not quite awake, not quite asleep. But now that it's night you should fully rest, it'll allow the healing to quicken."

"Got it."

Everyone says their goodbyes and heads off to wherever they'll spend the night. Elfilin decides to stick with me and Kirby joins him.

They both rest below my wings on the blanket they all sat on before. I slowly drift off to sleep, still sitting, and everything goes dark.

[nightsidewrestling]

D.U.D.E: Moments - Part 4 - The Meeting (Set in 2020)

Tags: @piratewithvigor @tantamount-treason @thedollmaker16 @janetreader

This takes place during Part 2, after Eddie texts Kirby, extends into Part 3.

Also, Kirby is still Orange. Italics are inner thoughts.

Eddie's P.O.V:

He had talked Moxley into dropping him off at the meeting place, checking out of his hotel room and takin his bags with him. Something in the back of his mind had convinced him to leave, trying to make him run but also desperately wanting him to take Her with him.

"You didn't tell me what flavour you wanted so I went with strawberry."

Her voice alone was enough to make him want to smile, especially when she's calm and not sobbing or screaming. Decent choice, damn you look pretty in this light, "I wanted to see what you'd choose." In all honesty he had forgotten to actually think before sending her a text back, "These fries for me?"

"Yeah, I don't know what you like so I hope it's okay."

If I'm with you, Hell, I'd eat anything you bought me, "More than okay," Now comes the make-or-break question, how do you respond to smokers, "you don't mind if I smoke?" He asks, already lighting up the cigarette.

"I'm more than okay with it, I've been around smokers my whole life."

Eddie raises an eyebrow, she didn't smell like cigarettes, and she hadn't seemed like the type who had even seen a cigarette before last night in the hotel, she was too innocent, too gentle for that to be real. "Really, do ya parents smoke?"

"No, my uncles do. All seven of them, Many of my cousins do too."

Okay, now she's fuckin' wit' me, she's gotta be, that's a fuckin' lie an' I'm fuckin' callin' her on it, "Big family?"

She scrolls through her phone before showing Eddie a photo of her and her family and the many, many people she's related to, "The Rhydderch clan, owners of C.R.C and trainers to many."

Holy shit, she wasn't lyin', that's a lot of people, "Jesus H, you have a big family, are those two ya parents?" Please say yes, 'cause I don't wanna guess who in this photo is if it ain't them.

"The two on the left, yeah, needless to say neither of them were expecting me to be a giant."

"Any brothers or sisters? Nieces, nephew?" Anyone who might kick my ass if I flirt wit' ya?

"Nope, just me, Mam and Da."

"Any boyfriend, girlfriend, fiancé?" Anyone who'll really kick my ass if i flirt wit' ya?

"That's very forward of you, Eddie."

Shit, act casual, cover up the flirting dumbass, "I just ant to know if there's anyone, other than the girls and Damien," who I will kill if ya let me, "in your life."

"Nope, as far as I'm concerned, I'm by myself."

Eddie nods as he leans back, breathing out a cloud of smoke as he looks at her. I think you're so fuckin' pretty, I wanna make you happy and I wanna make you my girl. I don't just wanna fuck ya, I wanna love you, romance ya, fuck it, I'll marry your fine ass, If you'll be mine forever I would die happy.

"I have… had friends, back home, T.J, Mike and Yoshi. Haven't spoken to them since I left Wales, though, two years ago." She mutters.

"You have me," he smiles softly, before realizing how the words sound, "and Mox, if you need us, I'm always a text or phone call away if you need me."

"You'll protect me?" She cocks an eyebrow as she jokes.

"Yeah. Sure on TV we're at war right now, but now I know what your 'Boss' is like, and he's an asshole by the way," Eddie grins, "I'm gonna keep you safe whether you like it or not."

"Don't be an ass, Eddie." She chuckles, her laugh making Eddie fall further for her.

He sticks his tongue out to make her laugh a little longer before deciding to tell her why he's got his bags with him.

"You're stuck with me today, kid, so you better get used to this asshole." He winks, upping his more flirtatious behaviour and expecting her to call him on it, but she doesn't.

"I'm stuck with you." Her smile drops, replaced with what he assumes is concern, "As in Mox dropped you off so you'll be with me all day?"

"Exactly, so put up and shut up." I know you ain't concerned for me, so why that look, "Where's your car anyway? We can talk and drive, get you to relax around me, too."

Eddie smokes as they walk to her car, glancing at her and smiling when his eyes connect with hers. He finishes his cigarette and disposes of it properly, knowing that she's watching him. A wave of nostalgia hits Eddie when Kirby turns the car on and her music starts playing. House of Pain, Irish-American Rap from New York, from 1990s New York.

"Oh man," He sighs happily, "you listen to House of Pain?"

"Yeah, why? Do you want me to turn it off?"

"Nah, how do I turn it up?" And which button is the volume, not that one, nope, no… she's staring at me, I should've waited for an answer.

[obsidiancreates]

The Deadly Venom Liveblog

Wait, what? Karai is human again? Offscreen? Oh god they whiffed it...

EWWWW BRAIN WORM

God I love that Rocksteady is so happy to be named Rocksteady. Love him.

Wait so she's still a snake, but also not? This is why we don't do these offscreen.

I feel none of the tension they were hoping I'd feel... probably because... THEY DID ALL THE IMPORTANT SHIT OFFSCREEN

At least I have the bop of the theme song to soothe me

Is Leo doing really well, or is Splinter sick?

Okay yeah Splinter is still wounded.

Splinter was more fun in the first two seasons.

Oh okay he has magic. Yeah okay "technique" motherfucker that's a spell.

Casey I love you sweetie but you're ignoring April again. Are you ADHD as well? He might be ADHD as well.

Does her dad not like Casey?

Oh We In A Nightmare]OH SHE GOT POISONED

OH FUCK THAT BITE IS NASTY AND TERRIBLE

Casey why are you beatboxing to yourself while on patrol

YAY RETURN OF THE BIKE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS RETURN OF THE WAR BIKEEEEEEEEE

HE HAS MISSILES ON THE BIKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Not only is he beatboxing, he's using his own name as the lyric.

Awwww Casey was trying to make friends! Oh he'll never get an alternative-style friend in Karai now after thi- ASK EHR OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!]Oh no! Casey's gonna get bit!

KISSED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WHAT IS THIS I HATED ALL OF THAT

Why the hell did Kirby bring April to The Turtles by the way? Oh good he agrees

ONCE AGAIN DONNIE HAS TO DO A LITERAL MIRACLE CURE ALL BY HIMSELF WITH TONS OF PRESSURE ON HIM TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS

Sorry was Mikey about to suck Casey's butt. Okay who let the perverts write this episode?

WAIT LOL KIRBY IS ONLY AS TALL AS DONNIE HE'S ONLY 5 FOOT 6 INCHES THAT'S SO FUNNY TO ME oh no he's a little taller nevermind

KIRBY LEAVE DONNIE ALONE HE'S 16-17 YEARS OLD IF WE GO BY 1 SEASON = 1 YEAR AND HE'S ONLY 15 IF WE GO BY THE TIMELINE THE SHOW INSISTS ON I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE PANICKING ABOUT POSSIBLY LOSING YOUR DAUGHTER BUT STRESSING OUT THE ALREADY STRESSED TEENAGE BOY ISN'T GOING TO HELP HER

Yeah no this is just- this is just magic. This is spells. Splinter can do magic now.

Oh no, did they get bit in the water? Is there venom in the water? Why do they feel sick?

OH DONNIE IS A PINEAPPLE HEAD. HE STAYED AS ONE FOR THAT WHOLE RUNNING SHOT

Girl your venom is OP

OH GOD DID DONNIE HAVE A HEART ATTACK?!?!?!?! WHAT WAS WITH THE CHEST CLUTCHING

WHY'D YOU HANG CASEY UPSIDE DOWN HOW DARE

Slow, but then, within the hour? That's pretty fast Karai.

This plot is dumb. We did villain Karai, we don't need it again. Or let her be a villain outside of Shredder if you must. But this is stale.

PFFFFFFT "April, you must defeat the venom with Willpower." "... Oh god why did I bring her to TURTLES AND A RAT-" I just love Kirby's immediate panic after Splinter said that, my thoughts exactly man

So like. The Kraang are legit just. Gone? ... That kind of sucks. It's really good when Shredder and The Kraang are both there, I think it's getting stale now because it's only Shredder. ... I miss The Kraang.

Oh look Leo got bit twice more... but he's fighting it... I'm yawning.

It's magic, Karai. This show has magic now. I guess.

Oh that was a weird choice for the punch. ... Actually this whole sequence was weird.

Kirby's having a hell of a night, man. Magic Ninja Rat Man just healed his daughter who's half interdimensional alien.

Awwww Donnie arguing in Karai's favor since she's under mind control. See this is why I hated that part where he threw the can at Casey in Casey Jones vs The Underworld, multiple episodes establish Donnie as, largely, the Bleeding Heart of the group, and yeah he has moments of exception to that but generally he's not outright cruel. But that throwing thing was so... bully-like... ugh.

Leo unlocked the Healing Spells, his Mana leveled up. Multiclassing unlocked.

[skeleton-in-a-hoodie]

In DDMG, April and Kirby end up knowing about Splinter before the Jones do. Like Casey knows Raph has an adoptive dad, but he doesn't know said dad is the NYC Rat Man.

And I realised this means that the parents group starts out as a group of three dads doing their best to look after all the kids and said dads are:

(Under readmore cause this got longer than expected)

a happily married social worker who is trying to treat this rat demon adopting four human children as much like a normal adoption as possible, in part to avoid thinking about the whole "demons and ghosts are real" thing. Very competent at his job, his wife definitely knows about all this, no way in hell he was keeping this from her

A recently widowed psychologists who's work mostly involves putting rats through mazes and very recently got tenure. Is trying to help his daughter deal with the loss of her mother, whilst also struggling to come to terms with it himself. Friends with Dr Rockwell, which results in the spiderman pointing meme when they realise both of them know/ are friends with Splinter

a ghost who left behind a wife and child, and recently emotionally adopted four children. Is the youngest of the group, regardless of whether or not you include the years after his death, and is trying extremely hard to be the best father he can with zero experience or preparation for raising four young kids. Was apparently a ninja before he died, which somehow is not the wildest peice of information about him

Just these three doing their best to support one another. Splinter asks Kirby and Samson a lot of questions regarding parenting advice, and sometimes vents about being dead. Like he knows there's still so much he can't do for the boys, and fears that they're missing out on experiences a living parent could give them, like being there in person at their competitions rather than lurking in the shadows, and sometimes that gets to him.

Kirby will talk about his wife and ask if they've got any ideas for how to help April, cause Kirby never feels like he's doing enough. He's doing as much as he can, and April is happy, but her mother died only recently and it feels like there's this big gapping whole where she used to be and Kirby knows he can't fill it, and he fears that means he's letting April down. It doesn't help that they don't really have family he can ask for help. There's his sister who does what she can, such as letting them move in with her when they first moved to New York, but she travels a lot for work and Kirby could do with a shoulder to cry on.

Samson takes a while before he starts opening up about his own concerns, largely because he's used to shouldering things on his own. He always worries about blancing being a good dad to his son and his work, because there's so many kids who need his help but he's got a kid at home who needs him to be there for him too. There's also just a lot about his job that wears away at him - Samson never feels like he can do enough to help the kids assigned to him, and runs himself ragged trying to go above and beyond. It does him good to see the Turtles thrive with Splinter, even after they're not his case anymore, because he can see that here's something good he did and, if nothing else, those boys have a good life ahead of them.

All three of them vent about work to be honest, which one day leads to:

Kirby: *ranting about some absolute asshole he had to work with earlier*

Samson: Jeez he sounds horrible to work with.

Splinter: BITE HIM.

Kirby: ...

Samson: ...

Kirby: ... eh?

Splinter: I SAID BITE HIM. VICTOR WOULD NOT STOP ANTAGONISING PEOPLE AND BEING GENERALLY UNPLEASANT-

Samson: So you bit him?

Splinter: HE CHALLENGED ME TO A FIGHT. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

Samson: You're a ninja master, try that! Why did you bit him?

Splinter: HE BIT ME FIRST AND I RETALLIATED.

Kirby: Wait, wait, wait, which one is Victor?

Splinter: I THINK APRIL SAID PEOPLE ONLINE CALL HIM SPIDER BYTEZ

Kirby: Oh, okay, I know who you mean now. The eight legged one with the acid spit?

Splinter: YES! HE HAS AN EQUALLY CAUSTIC PERSONALITY I AM AFRAID.

Kirby: Don't he and Raph hate each other? What happened there?

Splinter: AH, YOU SEE-

Samson: Can we go back to the acid spit and eight legs please?

[cat-kirby]

I love Charlie Puth fanfictions...

"The Beginning of Something Life-Changing" (if you want my wattpad reblog this)

I'm gonna copy and paste from Wattpad (my wattpad), fuck it.

It's 11 PM.  At nighttime. It seems I overslept again after doing hard work. I jumped out of my bed with the sort of "BWOMP BWOMP, BWOMP BWOMP " guitar blasting from the outside.

I grunted with my tail at the top of my head, dizzy. I was trying to process what was going on...

"God, what's going on? Who the fuck is doing this?" I said in a tired voice.

I get up from my bed, feeling wobbly all over the place, pulling up the curtains only to see, there's people screaming from far away. How am I able to hear that?

Anyway. It looks like there's a concert going on. I hear a pleasant voice from someone that sounds familiar in the distance.

"Oh my... this sounds so familiar... GAH!! I WISH I COULD GO! FUCK!" I screamed, out of spite.

My phone starts ringing, with the ringtone of Charlie Be Quiet! playing on it. Someone's calling, and I don't know who. I pick up my phone, only to see an unknown number on FaceTime.

I answer anyway with a confused look on my face. It's.. one of my friends and they're in that concert! And a familiar face is with him...

"YOOO CK! LOOK WHO'S WITH ME!!" screamed Niko while he had a smile on his face. The biggest smile.

"W-Who's that? I don't recognize him..." I said, half-asleep. "He looks a little familiar... ehehe... I swear... W-Who are you?"

"Hey..." a familiar voice said, with a smile, in front of me.

My mind immediately woke up, and my eyes were full of shining stars, only to realize... it was the guy of my life and dreams that I'm meeting for the first time in my life!! WITH MY FRIEND, TOO!!

"Wh- C-Charlie... Puth? IS THAT YOU? THAT'S REALLY YOU? WITH MY FRIEND? NIKO? HI!!! I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!" I screamed happily with tears on my face.

"Yeah, that's right! I kinda figured we would be great friends together. He's really nice! He knows a lot about me too, heh..." Charlie smiled at Niko. 

"But don't even think about doing anything to my computer, got it?" His smile changed to a serious frown.

"Right, okay..." Niko said in a frustrated voice.

"Wait, u-uh... can I see the computer, though? After the concer- I MEAN, uh, well... Charlie...?" I said in an embarassed tone.

"Yeah?" Charlie changed his expression to a happy face immediately. "What is it?"

"Do you... want to be friends with me?" I never knew I would ask this... But here we are...

"Aww, you should have said that already, last time we met in 2020!! Why wouldn't I be friends with a cute thing like you? I'd love to!" Charlie smiled excitedly.

"Y-You're right- WAIT, REALLY? THANK YOU!! THANK YOU! THANK YOUUUU!!" My tail was wagging happily all over the place while my eyes were shining.

"You're an adorable little creature. not even a creature, a cute ball even! I wanna know more about you again!" Charlie smiles even more. Niko starts to smile a little, too.

"Thank you... so much! I am so fucking happy! Wait, can I get on the concert? Are you backstage?" I asked softly with a smile, blushing a little.

"Of course you can! I was just doing a soundcheck. Turns out the guitar was pretty loud... Did that wake you up?" Charlie said with a concerning tone.

"Yeah, it did wake me up for sure... I was grunting when I heard it... And, I was half-asleep! But, hey, you woke me up fully, so I don't have to miss anything!" I smiled happily.

Charlie's POV

Why is she so adorable? She's literally the cutest thing anybody could ever see! I wanna pet her so bad, but I'm not sure if she'll like it...

"Hey, what's your name, by the way? I forgot what it was, hehe..." He smirks.

"My name? It's Cat Kirby! Or you can call me CK! Did you forget that easily? Hehe..." (He better not come up with nicknames, I swear, those really get me in different moods...) I smiled softly.

"Aww, now I remember you. You're so adorable. C'mon, go to the concert!!" He smiled again.

"Okay! I-" He hung up before I said something special. 

"Oh thank god. I almost slipped it out of me..." I went out of the house with my pink fancy looking car, with a sign saying "THANK YOU CHARLIE" on it. I locked the house door and everything else to make sure nobody's going in.

I drove to the concert. I got out of my car, only to see... Charlie and Niko waiting for me. 

"Oh, CK! Where are youuuuu?" Charlie yelled happily. "We've been waiting!!"

"I'll definitely get the song..." Niko mumbled quietly.

"No." Charlie said in a mad tone.

"I AM HERE! I'M TRYING TO RUN TO YOU!" I yelled excitedly.

Niko pulled out a frying pan trying to hit Charlie. But he fails and fell on the floor. Charlie starts laughing maniacally.

"Did you think that would work?!" Charlie kept laughing.

"OH COME ON!! That's not how this is supposed to work!" Niko grunts.

"CHARLIEEEEEE!!!" I screamed, about to hug Charlie tightly.

"THERE YOU ARE, CK!!" He hugged me tightly. We both smiled a lot. I end up blushing red. He giggled after seeing that.

"I'm so glad... I got to see you again..." I said in tears, crying happily on his chest.

[deafeninggardenerpanda]

If ur still doing that ask game uh 002 metadede ship wishlist :D

mario WAHOO noise great job starting self-indulgent hours anon (thank you)

002 | Send me a ship and I will tell you:

When I started shipping them:

i had to check my archives for this. apparently the first metadede post i reblogged was january 2020, but looking at that post i think i shipped them even a bit before that. i do very clearly remember however, when i first joined the fandom and saw that ship, that i thought it was weird and that i thought shipping kirby characters/circles in general was kinda weird. hahahahaha oh my gosh look at me now

My thoughts:

they're idiots 💖 they make each other lose braincells and feed each others bad ideas. more than that, they know that they dont have to act a certain way in front of each other. they dont need to impress or feel like they need to set an certain example, so they can really relax and have fun. adult to adult friendship 🤝

What makes me happy about them:

okay okay repeating myself a lot around here but hey two sole adults with a long history. hating each other but then being forced to get to know each other and then LEARNING TO RESPECT AND ESTABLISH MUTUAL TRUST. im so weak for enemies to friends i cant get over it 🤦‍♂️

What makes me sad about them:

hmmm nothing? i loooove drama between these two lmao so very little could make me sad about them. unless in canon they said explicitly they dont trust each other that would be sad 👎

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

i don't actually read that much fanfic, i think the metadedes ive read were just oneshots/otherwise really short and im gonna be honest i dont remember what happens in most of them. trying my best though, im gonna answer this with i think conflicts are solved too easily. its like one snuggle later and everythings okay. to be fair most metadede centered fics are fluff/comfort so whatever you know, i dont go in expecting that stuff from it

Things I look for in fanfic:

as said before i dont read much fanfic, especially long fanfic. i like short oneshots :) but if i did read long fanfic 👇 see below

My wishlist:

*deep breath* i want more metadede content where they drive in the enemies to friends to lovers. i want them to be the biggest mess ever and argue all the time and be petty and kick each others asses before they understand each other. the kf2 novel was pretty fun in that regard. this might be an unpopular opinion but as i said before just hhrhrhghg when theres stuggle it makes the end result more rewarding. the boys gotta work for their happy end

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

meta with whoever honestly, theres a ton of candidates out there. metagala or metaroach esp though. and dedede i guess with queen ripple. i dont ship those two but i hc that dedede had a crush on her for a while

My happily ever after for them:

kinda thought about this before and its a bittersweet answer. not cause i love sad stuff and drama in my ship this time surprisingly.

meta loves doing his own thing. taking some stuff from the novels (i think puppet princess in this case) he likes living freely, that's why he doesn't serve under anyone or take orders. he travels the universe a lot for one reason or another, and i think he can't live without exploring and adventuring. compared with dedede who likes being grounded in one place to protect everyone and cant leave dreamland, their lifestyles are incompatible. i cant imagine them settling down together like couples usually would. best case scenario i have is meta is only out some parts of the year, so he visits and lives in dreamland as much as he can, and he calls dedede often when he cant. bit of a long distance relationship :')

[heecyon]

Enhypen Little Angels Series: A Small Friend

warnings: grammar mistakes (as always lol)

this was supposed to be posted two weeks ago. I'm sorry for the delay

word count: 1,612

Lee Heeseung:

The small family entered the pet shop, making the bell in the door go'ding' as they passed by. The cashier greeted them as Seojoon ran to see all the pets in the place.

“Papa! Look how adorable they are!” Joonie exclaimed and then Heeseung went to his side to check out all the things his kid was so excited about.

“Do you like this one, Joonie?” Heeseung pointed out a small yorkie terrier in front of him.

“Or what about this one?” Mina pointed out a small Maltese puppy.

The couple noticed that their son wouldn't respond to their questions. “Joonie?”

They got closed to their son who was happily seeing a beautiful dark brown coat ferret.

“Mommy, Papa... He's really cute.” He said putting his hand inside the environment the ferret was in and passed his hand through it's soft hair.

“How do you know it's a he?”

“I can tell.” Seojoon was hypnotized by the small ferret, it was like he had found a new friend.

Heeseung went to the cashier and asked for all the procedures to adopt the small cutie.

“What are you going to name him buddy?” Heeseung played with Joon's hair.

“Kirby!”

They both looked at him at him cutely.

“Kirby? Where did you get that name?” Mina laughed a little.

“I dunno? I just thought it was cute.”

Park Jongseong

The sound of the front door opening and closing caught the attention of both Bella and Mila. The little girl ran to the the living room seeing her father putting his backpack down on the floor.

“Papa!” She ran to hug Jay with a wide smile, then he carried her in his hip.

“Hi baby! Did you miss me? How was school?” He said kissing Mila's cheeks.

“It was good, mommy and I baked brownies after school and they are delicious!” She said kissing two of her fingers which made Jay laugh.

“I'm pretty sure you were a good cook today, so I brought you a gift.” With his free hand he grabbed a small gift box with a white covering and a gold coloured ribbon.

“Hi love, what's that?”

Jay placed Mila down ontu the floor, and then grabbed a bouquet of peonies handing it to Bella, making her smile.

“Tell me we didn't forget an special occasion?”

“Nope, I'm just spoiling my princess and my queen. Do you want to open your gift, angel?” Mills nodded excitedly opening her gift just to find a cute baby pomeranian in the box inside the box.

She gasped and covered her mouth with her hand. She looked at her father with happiness and took the puppy in her hands.

“Papa he's adorable! Thank you!” Mills embraced the puppy in a delicate way.

“What are you going to name him?” Jay said as he saw the glow in his daughter's face.

“I'll call him... Prince!” She gave the puppy a kiss on his head.

“Why Prince?”

“Because if you are a king, mommy is a queen and I'm a beautiful princess, then his a handsome prince.” Bella and Jay smiled widely.

Shim Jaeyun

“There are so many puppies!”

Jacob exclaimed as the newborn puppies layed close to Layla, getting comforted by her fur.

“Can we keep them all?” He looked at Jake with his cute puppy eyes and pouted cutely to convince his father.

Jake got on his knees and played with his son's hair.

“Well, we promised Beomgyu and Yeonjun to give them some puppies, we also promised your mommy's sister to give her a puppy too, so we can only keep one.”

“Aw!”

“Don't be sad kiddo, they are all going to have a beautiful home with a loving family.” Jake kept playing with Jacob's hair.

“But I want to keep them all for myself.” The little boy pouted, and a few tears threatened to spill down his cheeks.

Jake looked at Layla and her puppies and smiled before looking down at his son who was a sad mess.

“What if you pick one puppy now and name them? Wouldn't you like that?”

“Yeah, I like that...” Jacob putted his knees on the floor and looked at all the puppies, before choosing one.

A little female puppy with a darker fur than the others.

“I'll call her Hazel, and know she'll be my best friend.”

“If Jin Ae could hear you right now... she would be hella mad at you.”

Park Sunghoon

Jin Ae was playing on the backyard, making a small picnic with her dolls, she had a pink dress on and a tiara on top of her head. She served some “tea” in one of her dolls cup, before she saw across her vision something around the flowers that her mother cultivated.

“Is there a dragon around here? You can come out, I don't bite.” She got up and ran to the flowers, and to her surprise she found the most precious bunny she had ever seen in her whole three years of life.

“Gosh, you are so cute. I'm going to call you Gyeoul.” She ran back inside her house withthe biggest smile in her face.

She grabbed on of dolls dresses and put in on the bunny.

“You are mine, you are all mine.” She said just as Sunghoon was walking down the stairs, he frowned at the sudden sight. Why was his daughter hugging a bunny dressed as a princess?

“Jin Ae? What are you doing with a rabbit inside the house? And why is it dressed like a princess combined with a pop star?”

“I found him daddy, he's name is Gyeoul. And his all mine!” Well, that was questionable. But her cute little puppy eyes were manipulating him somehow, she looked so happy with the bunny, Sunghoon didn't want to destroy his daughter's happiness.

“You know that you have to ask for permission to have a pet, but... If you are happy with him...” She squealed and jumped around Sunghoon like the cute little human being she was.

“Thank you daddy.”

“No problem darling. How could I say no to you and your cuteness?”

Kim Sunoo

What was going on today on the Kim's household? Well... The twins had gotten their first pets.

Hotteok and Keikeu, a pair of hamsters.

“Appa, I think we lost Keikeu!” Young-Jae entered the couples room, where Aera was fast asleep from a hard day of work and Sunoo was drying his hair.

“No way! Those hamsters haven't even been here for three hours!”

The twins were organised, but at the same time they could be very forgetful and clumsy, so it kinda made sense that they lost one of the hamsters.

“We're sorry appa, we should have been more careful.” Young-hee said with teary eyes, also making her brother spill a few tears.

“Oh, no, no! My babies, please don't cry! I don't like seeing you cry. We'll find Keikeu together, so don't worry.” He dried Young-Jae's tears and then patted Young-hee's back to calm them down.

“Appa, isn't that Keikeu?” Young-hee got up and reached the hamster, before giving it a small hug.

Sunoo could only sigh relief... But

“Appa, I can't find Hotteok!”

Holy Fu-

Yang Jungwon

Let's say that Seung-hye found a siamese kitten in the park without a collar. It was a stray kitten.

She had her favourite blue backpack with her, so she grabbed the cat quickly without Jungwon noticing it.

“Seung-hye, it's getting late, we have to go.”

The girl grabbed her dad's hand as they both followed to the car.

Jungwon buckled Seung-hye's car seat, and then he finally drove home. They were both humming to some music on the radio, when all of the sudden.

“Meow!”

Did he just heard a cat inside the car?

“Meow!

Yep, he definitely did!

“Seung-hye? Did I hear a cat just meow?” Jungwon frowned, looking a the little one with the mirror.

“No”

Hm... Suspicious. Way to suspicious!

“Can you pass me your backpack, please?” He said grabbing the backpack from the backseat.

“No! There's rocks in there!”

“Yang Seung-hye.” He repeated with his voice sounding lower that usual.

“Ok. There's a cat in there, but he was all lonely and he couldn't be alone.”

When they got home, Jungwon continued to grab the backpack, while Seung-hye kept following around, begging him to not take him away from her.

“Appa, please don't take Holang away from me, we have to stay together!”

Good news! They kept the cat in the end.

Nishimura Riki

There was a sneeze, after sneeze, after sneeze. Maybe baby Hinata was allergic to fur, but they never truly realized it. She was always playing around with Bisco, and now that they got a new dog, she just started having allergies out of nowhere.

“Do you think we have to take her to the hospital?” Niki asked Mei, he was really worried after all, Hinata never had an allergic reaction before.

“Noooo, I don't like hospitals.” She protested, as any child, she did not like hospitals at all, they were really scary for her to be around.

Even though her parent told her not to, she kept playing with her new pet Coco, for her she was the representation of cuteness and happiness all at once.

“Hinata, I told you not to play with-” Niki noticed a few feathers on Hinata's pig tails. That was it, she was allergic to feather, not the dog.

“Wait baby, please don't move.” He said pulling out some feather and hairs at the same time.

“Ouch, you are ruining my hairstyle, silly!”

After that Hinata wasn't going to let Niki touch her hair ever again. And Coco got all the cuddles of the world that night.

[yami-kada]

Mission 2

Recently I read a fanfic on AO3 called Interlude - Class 1-A by @itslivybear and was inspired a bit to write a fic based on that! Well really I got inspiration for a single line (you'll know it when you see it) and then had to write a whole thing to be able to share that one line, but oh well. This is my first time writing a chatfic or even any BNHA content at all, so I hope it doesn't suck! Thanks to @shadesofflame for being an awesome beta!

(Quick FYI in this AU M*neta and Bakugou are replaced with Shinsou and Monoma, sorry for any confusion. Also a name guide can be found at the bottom.)

RockSolid: Um, so.

RockSolid: Remember the missions during the Sports Festival?

PurpleGrape: Oh hell yeah.

PurpleGrape: Still cherish the look on that bastard's face.

Spoderman: jehxgjc Kiri I got it on video!!!

JazzHands: You've had video of the capture of the bounty this whole time and never showed us???

LSD: I thought we were friends Sero!

Spoderman: omg no not that I totally would have shared earlier if i did

Spoderman: im talking about That.

RockSolid: no Sero don't tell them!

RockSolid: it's embarrassing!

PikaCHU: Tell us, tell us!

NYOOM: Kaminari-kun! If Kirishima-kun wishes to keep his privacy, then it is our duty as his classmates to respect that!

Spoderman: ok but consider: he already gave them a major hint and they are about to POUNCE

BreadIsPain: As a witness as well, I must say that Kirishima was si attirant que j'ai failli m'évanouir~*

RockSolid: thanks, I think?

MOMo: To paraphrase Aoyama, he is essentially saying you were very manly, Kirishima!

RockSolid: aw thanks bro!! Don't believe you but thanks!

Spoderman: you take that lack of confidence back I have evidence right here that says you are super fucking manly!

LSD: ok please now we have to know so that we can show Kiri how great he is!!!

MOMo: I must admit that the commentary seen thus far has me rather curious as well.

RockSolid: You guys…

RockSolid: alright then, I'll tell you!

Spoderman: sweet ill pull it up!

RockSolid: bro don't you dare! my story, I get to tell it!

Spoderman: oh yeah of course bro!!

Spoderman: but if after you wanna show it then i am READY.

JazzHands: This is very sweet and all but I am very thirsty for this TEA.

RockSolid: on it!

Kirby: Kiri you've been typing for so long that I'm getting Izuku vibes here.

GreenGrape: Hey!

RockSolid: sorry! this is harder than I thought!

Spoderman: want me to start it off?

RockSolid: you know what, sure.

Spoderman: aight so,

Spoderman: Council, what qualifies as capturing the bounty?

GreenGrape: Guys no the bounty is over please no more bounty-hunting Kacchan.

MOMo: Your objection is noted and overruled, Izuku.

MOMo: For your question, Sero, I do not believe we ever set specific limitations on what qualified, but I was under the impression that it was limited to the Sports Festival. Why do you ask?

Spoderman: just double checking

Spoderman: because my bro here just totally shot both missions out of the park!!!

LSD: gaSP!!!

JazzHands: bOTH?!

RockSolid: no not both!! we have no confirmation for either, technically!

Kirby: Technically? What do you mean by that?

RockSolid: ahhhh ok so Sero and I were eating lunch in the courtyard because it was nice out, right?!

RockSolid: and we were chillin, being bros, birds were singing, all was good.

RockSolid: and then we heard a small explosion before the bounty walked in at the other end of the courtyard and started kicking at the wall.

PikaCHU: omg so angy.

RockSolid: and like fine, we can tune him out, just try to act like he's not there, you know?

RockSolid: But then he started yelling at random people in the courtyard, just acting pissed as hell.

PikaCHU: oMG so ANGY.

RockSolid: and that's just not manly at all, you know? going off on people like that just because you're in a bad mood.

GreenGrape: Yeah… that's Kacchan for you.

RockSolid: so he's making his way around the courtyard now, like everyone needs their daily dose of asshole for him to be happy, and the closer he got the more annoyed I got.

Spoderman: here it comes!

RockSolid: and eventually I get up, because I have had just about enough, and walk right up to him.

RockSolid: he doesn't see me coming, because he was too busy yelling at some girl, and I get right up behind him.

RockSolid: and then I just called out to get his attention, and spun him to face me while making sure I end up between him and the girl.

RockSolid: and well I told him off a little bit and got him to back off then left in a hurry.

RockSolid: and that's it!

Spoderman: oh no you don't

BreadIsPain: Oui! Monsieur Kirishima, you must tell the climax with just as much zest as the build-up!

Spoderman: what he said! no skipping out on the best part!

RockSolid: but!!!

Jacked: No buts, mister. We're all way too invested now for you to back down.

RockSolid: :(

RockSolid: fine! you win!

RockSolid: so uh when I got his attention, I also got my hand onto his shoulder, and used his surprise to knock his feet a bit off balance and pulled him back, but then I ended up with him in my arms and could tell he was about to start yelling so I just…

RockSolid: you know…

RockSolid: flirted?

LSD: oh my GoD this is great!!!

PikaCHU: Hell yeah Kiri! Go get yourself a manz!

RockSolid: I'm not getting a man! He's probably going to kill me the next time he sees me!

Spoderman: i dunno, it took him a good long while to reboot after what you said there

Spoderman: you might have a shot

PurpleGrape: Well if you're not going to get a man out of this, mind telling us what you said so I can bait him next time he tries to be an ass?

RockSolid: uhhh…

RockSolid: I'm nervous.

BreadIsPain: If you will allow me, I shall finish your tale off dazzlingly!

RockSolid: Thanks Aoyama.

BreadIsPain: Bien entendu!

BreadIsPain: While holding him in his arms tightly in a dip, faces inches apart, Monsieur Kirishima leaned impossibly closer to emphasize his point.

RockSolid: oh god I regret everything.

LSD: Hush, it's getting good!

BreadIsPain: With a growl to his voice and his eyes burning above a smirk, he said "You know, you're damn cute when you're angry, but you'd be downright sexy if you shut the fuck up." Then he straightened up to fling the lost soul to the side, and saunter off like the devil was guarding his back, leaving the bounty terribly confused in his wake.

PurpleGrape: Whoa.

PikaCHU: Holy shit?!

RockSolid: what is that description?!?!?!

JazzHands: Kiri that was PERFECT oh my god?!

LSD: It's ART is what it is!

Spoderman: don't forget how red the guy was! Kiri was cool as a cucumber but the other guy couldn't stop blushing after seeing his face!!!

MOMo pinned a message

RockSolid: Yaomomo!!!

MOMo: My apologies, Kirishima, but I felt it only right to ensure easy access to your most manly moment.

LSD: Yeah Kiri! Then one day we can all look back on this and celebrate how everything started!!

RockSolid: How what started???

LSD: E v e r y t h i n g

RockSolid: @Spoderman bro hide me I’m scared.

Spoderman: hey guys, wanna see a GREAT video?

Spoderman: the stars are our main man, Kiri, and the bounty!

PikaCHU: hell yeah!!!

Jacked: Lay it on me.

PurpleGrape: Sure.

JazzHands: Do you really have to ask????

RockSolid: but I already told you what happened!

RockSolid: why do you want to see me being so embarrassing?

PikaCHU: bro we all appreciate you so much of course we want to see you being manly!

LSD: Just from what you all said there is no way you don’t look great in that vid, Kiri!

PikaCHU: gotta give support where support is due!!

PurpleGrape: They’ll all bully Sero into showing them one way or another anyways, might as well give in now.

RockSolid: but...

BreadIsPain: Nous devons vous montrer à quel point vous brillez et dissiper ces pensées douteuses!**

MOMo: I could not have said it better myself, Aoyama!

RockSolid: I don’t even know what he said though?!?!?!?!?!?!

Spoderman: Kiri.

Spoderman: Bro.

Jacked: Well shoot he’s using proper grammar and everything.

Spoderman: Rude.

Spoderman: Anyways Bro.

RockSolid: yeah?

Spoderman: You are epic. This video shows you being epic. And putting an asshole in their place.

Spoderman: You have nothing to be ashamed of, and every reason to be proud. So please let me show the video so that everyone can appreciate you like you deserve bro.

RockSolid: bro…

Spoderman: Bro.

RockSolid: bro -

Spoderman: Bro?

RockSolid: bro!

Spoderman: aight everyone down to the common room its up on the big screen

Spoderman: i have popcorn too

Jacked: Not even gonna question that.

LSD: Finally!!!

JazzHands: Yuss!!!

BreadIsPain: Je vais regarder avec enthousiasme!***

MOMo: As will all of us I’m sure, Aoyama!

RockSolid: Thanks guys!

RockSolid: Now get down here and watch me maybe get a man!

Translations:

*so attractive that I almost swooned.

**We must show you how much you shine, and dispel those self-doubting thoughts!

***I shall excitedly watch!

Guide to names:

GreenGrape - Izuku

PurpleGrape - Hitoshi

CopyCat - Monoma Neito

MOMo - Yaoyorozu Momo

datBoi - Asui Tsuyu

JazzHands - Hagakure Toru

NYOOM - Iida Tenya

SnowWhite - Kouda Kouji

LifeIsPain - Tokoyami Fumikage

BreadIsPain - Aoyama Yuga

Kirby - Uraraka Ochaco

LSD - Ashido Mina

PikaCHU - Kaminari Denki

RockSolid - Kirishima Eijiro

RipHarambe - Ojiro Mashirao

IcyHot - Todoroki Shoto

MuffinMan - Sato Rikido

Octodad - Shouji Mezou

Jacked - Jirou Kyoka

Spoderman - Sero Hanta

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

The Salem House or The Scottish Cottage

Quick Tag List: @kuruumiya @spacelizardtrashboys @stupidbluegirl @enigmaticandunstable @nattinngrst

This Passage Contains Potentially: swearing, violence, blood, angst, whump, fluff and smutty content.

Summary: Rod and Kirby move in to their new cottage home in Salem, Oregon.

Kirby's POV:

Rod blindfolded me with one of his ties and drove our rented van out to the property, taking off my blindfold in front of the house.

"There it is, our new home," he twirled the keys around his index finger, "all ours now, Kirbs."

There it was, white panel exterior with fancy windows and lights along both sides of the gravel path towards the house. Without thinking I pulled Rod into a hug and kissed him, tears of happiness rolling down my cheek.

"Woah, baby, are ya alright sweetheart?"

"I love it, and I love you and-" Upon hearing that, Rod hoisted me over his shoulder, "Woah, Roddy, what are you doing?"

"Taking you inside and carrying you to the one room I know you're gonna love."

He carried me through the front double doors, through the foyer and then the kitchen, before carrying me past the television and sofa, past what I believe is the ground floor bathroom and up the stairs, letting me get a glance at the basement staircase as we went up to the top floor of our new home.

He then put me down in front of a pale green door with a childish or childlike, chalk or pastel drawing on the front.

I turned the handle slowly, not knowing what to expect.

Then I saw it.

The lone white bassinet.

Surrounded by soft toys and things you'd assume would be in a nursery.

"The former owners said that they're daughter was gonna move in before she moved to L.A. They knew she had a baby and set this room up. I'm gonna be honest with ya and tell ya that I let a couple tears slip when I saw this room ma-self, so I completely understand if you need a moment alone."

"Rod, Roddy, as much as I hate the weird wallpaper in the foyer, this room is," I took a second to compose myself, "It's perfect."

"Do ya wanna see our bedroom?"

"Yeah."

Rod showed me around the rest of the house before going into the basement.

"There's no attic, so the basement will have to do if we want to store anything anywhere."

The basement was large, the only room separated off from the rest of the basement was another bathroom. I walked to the opposite side of the basement and stopped in my tracks.

"What's wrong babe?"

"They have a hot tub?!"

"What?"

Rod walked over to me, also stopping upon seeing the hot tub in it's own corner of the basement, separate from the gym equipment and rugs and the very empty basement.

"What d'ya reckon they use that for?" Rod asked, teasing me slightly.

"No, Rod, eww, that's gross, you wouldn't dare suggest that!"

"Hot tub sex, babe, it's a thing."

"We are not doing that. Ever!"

"We are alone in the house, you know." He started unbuckling his belt, chucking it as well as his sporran down at his feet, "I know we've gotta fly back to the other side of the country later, but, right now, we're home, honey," He started walking towards me, whipping his jacket and shirt off, leaving him in his kilt and boots as he ran his hand through his hair, letting out a deep guttural sigh.

"I guess we could test out the new bed, Roddy." I started unbuttoning my shirt, exposing the peach toned tank top underneath.

"Or, We could have sex right here and now," He suggested, whipping his kilt off and in true Scottish fashion, revealing nothing but his bare body below.

He unclenched his hand, showing off the fact that he had brought a condom with him.

By the time we got to Taunton, Massachusetts on the first of March, Roddy had set aside some time for us to redecorate the house, and by the time we actually got around to redecorating, Roddy had recruited the rest of the D.O.D as well a Schultz, Orton and Orndorff to help us. We had met back at the house on the Eleventh (of March) and unbeknownst to me, Piper had made a couple calls to his friends from back in his NWA and Mid Atlantic days.

"Woo!"

"He didn't." Schultz grunted out, partly worried and partly surprised.

"He didn't do what … David?"

Schultz guided me outside to meet the guys.

"Piper! introduce ya wife to the boys, I'll go grab us some beer."

"I'm not his wife," I called after him as he walked back inside, "So, Roddy, who are these guys."

Rod leant up to kiss me, he would have backed me into the nearest wall if I didn't pull away immediately after, concern taking over any hint of a flirtatious mood in me.

"Who's this fine female?"

I recognised the voice from the yell earlier.

"Ric, this is my girlfriend, Kirby. Kirby, this is Ric Flair. Over there," he gestured to the other four, "Are Tully Blanchard, with the black hair, JJ Dillon, the other blonde looking one and Ole and Arn Anderson."

"Are they here to help or are they here to distract you?"

"The only thing distracting me is the idea of seeing you na-"

I covered Rod's mouth with my hand and gave Ric a sheepish smile, "I apologise for my hus, I mean boyfriend's attitude Ric."

"You almost said husband, Kirbs." Rod whispered to me as we led the boys inside, before he took me aside.

"It was a slip of the tongue."

"I'm sorry, about the kiss, I got a bit jealous because I know what Ric can be like, with women in particular."

"Rod, you shouldn't have to apologise for that, I love ya. I was going to start looking for you anyway, what d'ya want for lunch?"

"Don't you worry about that, I'll go grill those hamburgers we have in the fridge and … hey look, beer."

"Thank you, David."

"Anytime, Tall-ass."

"Look, babe, I'll deal with it alright, you stop worrying and I'll deal with it. I'm the man of the house so I'll deal with it."

I came up behind Roddy, putting my head on his shoulder and wrapping my arms around his waist, kissing his neck.

"I'm gonna go rest for a bit Rod, my head feels funny."

"Baby, baby come here."

Rod helped me upstairs, making sure I didn't fall over and letting me lay on the bed.

"We have today and tomorrow here baby, relax."

"Rod, you know me, you know I wind myself up with worry."

"I know," He brushed his thumbs over my knuckles, "I'm gonna get you some hand wraps or something, stop punching things until ya knuckles bleed."

"I thought you were gonna go cook."

"I am, but, right now, I'm taking in every little detail of the woman I love."

"You softie."

"Oh really? I'm soft. You worry way more than me baby."

"I love you, Roddy."

"I love you too, Kirby."

I slept for a short while until I was woken up by Piper and Schultz yelling obscenities at each other. I ran down the stairs and outside the house to see the two grown men squabbling like children.

Without saying anything I picked Roddy up by his midsection and took him back inside, chucking him down on the sofa.

"I'm gonna fuckin-"

"Roderick!"

"Yes, baby."

"You are drunk, and shut up."

"Yes, Sweetheart."

I helped Roddy up, almost gagging at how strong the smell of alcohol was coming from him, swiftly avoiding his attempts at kissing me and placing my hand over his mouth.

By the Thirteenth we were back working and Rod had started to get fidgety around me until things came to a head on the Thirtieth.

"Rod, are you alright, you've been awfully quiet today."

"I'm fine baby, actually, Kirby?"

"Yeah?"

"Would you like to be on Piper's Pit?"

"When?"

"Sunday, Yes or No?"

"This Sunday?"

"Yeah."

"Well, there's your answer."

"Wait, you'll do it."

"Of fucking course I'll do it. I don't give a fuck what Damien says."

He let out a chuckle as I pulled into the hotel parking lot.

"How's the Visa status going?"

"It's good, I'll hopefully be a US citizen before the end of May."

"So, May, you'll be a citizen, so," He mumbled to himself for a short while, "Alright, cool."

Before long it was time for me to be on Piper's Pit, fully expecting Roddy to do something and cause a ruckus to occur.

"Well, I'd just like you to know, it's a pleasure to have our first, female, guest on Piper's Pit. I want you to know that I asked every single female in the entire WWF if they would be on the Pit and only one of them said 'yes' to me. The only woman with enough guts to face me with 'Gluttony' herself, Kirby Lucifarian. Kirby, I would like to thank you for being brave enough to come out here and face me. I had Captain Lou on here last week and he said something vague about you and your sisters protecting Lauper. Why would a woman like you, someone who doesn't smoke, doesn't swear, doesn't drink, or shack up with skinny little idiots like Dave Wolff, Why would a great and accomplished female wrestler like you offer her protection to Lauper?"

"First of all, Piper, thank you for having me on here."

"My pleasure."

"Secondly, I was going to let you unmask me, but you showed support of Big John Studd, A man I greatly despise for his disrespect of both me and André."

"I am sorry for going back on that unspoken promise, Miss Lucifarian."

"Thank you for the apology, Roddy, Thirdly, may I say that I did not offer my services of protection to Miss Lauper, instead that was my father who told, Miss Lauper, that the D.O.D would protect her. Why on earth would a woman with an intelligence that rivals, yours for example, protect a girl like Cyndi Lauper?"

"I don't admire a lot of women, but you, I like you. I admire your intelligence, your ability to strike fear into the hearts of men with your words alone. I know that you have been searching for your next challenging opponent, and I for one don't wanna offer myself up, I just want to know how difficult it has been for the past few weeks going without a challenging enough opponent for your skill level?"

"Well, Piper, it's been tough, honestly, I think I may have scared everyone off. As someone who has previously been banned from women's competition, I find getting any support in the ring quite hard at times. I find your lack of fear quite charming, honest to the Lord above, you charm me, boyo."

"Thank you, you're a real sweetheart. Quick question, why do you call me 'boyo'?"

"Don't you call men 'lad' in Glasgow?"

"Oh, I see, anyway, before you go, one last thing."

I wasn't expecting this, the rest me and Rod had planned in advance, but not that line, he said he wasn't going to pull anything, he gave me his word.

Then, before I knew what was going on, he unbuckled my mask, pulling it down for a moment and kissed me square on the lips, in front of the cameras and the fans.

I tried to stand up and he dipped me down into the kiss, much to the enjoyment of the fans, who were hooting and hollering, obviously this doesn't happen much in the WWF.

Roddy kept his right hand intertwined with my ponytail and had his left arm around my back, supporting most of my waist as he brought me back up and helped me re-fix my mask into it's rightful spot.

After the show I tried to avoid Roddy for a couple minutes, trying to make sense of why he would do such a thing knowing full well we were not an 'out' couple or even an 'in' couple with the fans, sure the fans enjoying the moment was nice, but we were both heels, we were not supposed to do that off-screen, let alone on-screen and in front of a full crowd of fans.

I came to the decision to drop it for now and wait for Rod to hopefully explain his actions or somehow work it into a programme.

My mind started to wonder, maybe he would try to use that as blackmail against Damien, or even against me.

The D200's door opening and slamming shut caught me off guard, making me jump a little.

"I'm sorry, baby, I didn't mean to scare ya."

"I'm fine, Roddy, just caught up in my thoughts, that's all."

"What were ya thinking about?"

"Nothing important, mainly just what happened earlier."

"Ya mean, me, Orndorff and Schultz winning the match?"

"No, Roderick, the kiss, we didn't plan that."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot to clear that with ya, but Orndorff and Schultz said that it would get the fans interested."

"Hon."

"Yeah?"

"Next time, please clear everything we do in a promo or interview with me first, so I don't start wondering if you'll blackmail me."

"I would never blackmail ya, maybe Damien, but never you."

"I love you, ya hot-headed, kilt wearing idiot."

"I love you to, ya blonde, gothic, tattooed Ivory tower."

"Did you call me an 'Ivory tower'?"

"You're tall and pale, what d'ya want me to say?"

END OF THE SALEM HOUSE or THE SCOTTISH COTTAGE

[salvatoreschool]

Legacies Season 3 Was Just Renewed And Fans Know Exactly What They Want To See

The Vampire Diaries and The Originals gave birth to Legacies and that little immortal baby is thriving. This week, The CW renewed Legacies for Season 3. The Originals lasted for five seasons and The Vampire Diaries went on for eight seasons, so there's hope this legacy can continue for a long time. Legacies Season 2 isn't even halfway through airing its episodes at this point, but fans already have ideas for what -- and who -- they want to see in Legacies Season 3.

Legacies' winter 2020 premiere, Season 2, Episode 9, airs Thursday, January 16 on The CW. So it's possible a lot of the things fans are pushing for will actually happen in the second half of Season 2. But just in case it wasn't clear, fans replied to Legacies' renewal announcement with some requests for Season 3:

There are soooo many tweets asking for Penelope Park to return. Granted, social media responses do not represent everyone in the fandom. But there are tweets like that to the official account and the Legacies Writers account, filled with photos or GIFs of actress Lulu Antariksa as Penelope Park. Penelope had a tearful goodbye with her beloved Josie Saltzman in Legacies Season 1. Fans were hoping to see Penelope back in Season 2 but as of now she is still off in Europe.

Caroline Forbes is also in Europe, for that matter, and Vampire Diaries fans have been waiting to see actress Candice King return to the role. We've been waiting so long that a lot of fans have (finally?) stopped asking so much about her. We've just gotten used to hearing about Caroline and pretending she's on the other end of the phone when Alaric Saltzman or the twins call her.

But, yes, if Caroline doesn't show up at the Salvatore School herself in Legacies Season 2's second half, it would be great to see her in Season 3. Caroline is the standard Would Love To See character, since she is tied to so many characters from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals. Klaroline fans thought Caroline and Klaus Mikaelson were going to end up together on The Originals, but since his daughter Hope Mikaelson is now an orphan at Caroline's school, it would be good to see Caroline and Hope at least talk about Klaus.

Speaking of Vampire Diaries and The Originals, not all early requests out there for Legacies Season 3 surround past characters, but a few names are popping up.

We know Josie and Lizzie Saltzman's evil Uncle Kai Parker will be wreaking havoc in Legacies Season 2 but we don't know how many episodes he'll be in. We know he'll first appear in Season 2, Episode 12, airing in February, but is that it? Since there is so much meat on those story bones, fans are hoping Chris Wood can come back full-time in Season 3. He is deeply connected to the twins and the Gemini Coven and The Merge. It seems like way too much for one or even two episodes.

I hope Kai doesn't just make a one-off appearance, like Hope Mikaelson's Aunt Freya Mikaelson, who just visited for one episode earlier in Legacies Season 2. It would be great to see Riley Voelkel's Freya again, and fans also mentioned wanting to see other members of Hope's extended family from The Originals -- including Rebekah Mikaelson, Marcel, Vincent, Keelin, and Freya and Keelin's son Nik, who was named after Hope's father Niklaus Mikaelson.

Oh, and what about Jeremy Gilbert, for that matter? Steven R. McQueen returned from The Vampire Diaries for one episode in Legacies Season 1, but it would be great to see Elena's brother again. Zach Roerig played Sheriff Matt Donovan for a couple of episodes in Season 1, and Legacies Season 2 revealed he is now Mayor of Mystic Falls, his dream from the end of Vampire Diaries. Will we see him running the town?

I don't know about Legacies Season 3, but I'm hoping Legacies lasts long enough to do a time jump ala The Originals, showing an older Baby Nik and also Damon Salvatore and Elena Gilbert Salvatore's daughter Stefanie, who has been a source of speculation since her name was dropped in Legacies Season 1. She was named after the late Stefan Salvatore and represents the ultimate legacy.

Maybe the kids can show up in Legacies Season 4 or 5? I'd even go for a time jump at the end of Legacies Season 2 or Season 3, since we also have The Merge to deal with, and that happens when the now 16-year-old twins turn 22. How old would Stefanie Salvatore be at that point? High school age?

Other Legacies Season 3 requests I've seen out there involve wanting Thomas Doherty's new vampire Sebastian as a series regular. Sebastian and Lizzie definitely seem to be getting close. And I'm not sure why Damon Salvatore gave the twins his beloved car from The Vampire Diaries, but I'm pretty sure he did not have THAT in mind for it.

Some Legacies fans just want more screen time for the existing main characters, including Peyton Alex Smith as Rafael Waithe and Quincy Fouse as Milton "MG" Greasley. For all we know, they may have standout episodes and arcs later in Legacies Season 2, it's just a matter of being patient for what's already been or being filmed.

Of course, not everyone agrees on what they want to happen in Legacies Season 2, never mind Season 3. Some fans want Josie and Hope to be more than friends and others are loving the Hope and Landon Kirby love story, etc. There are enough 'ships for everyone, but that means not everyone will be happy with whatever endgames are ahead. Yep, sounds like a Vampire Diaries Universe show all right!

Legacies Season 2 returns Thursday, January 16 at 9 p.m. on The CW. There's still a long wait for Season 3, which will presumably have another October premiere to match the first two seasons.

[shevee-the-word-wielder]

Creature of Soul Matter: The Emotion in Heart

Chapter 2: Old Soul, New Reality

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Creature of Soul Matter: The Emotion in Heart AO3

"Hello?" Something breaks into my rest. "Are you there?" It's Elfilin.

"Yeah?" I call back. "What is it?"

"I'm not sure, but I had a thought." He explains, "You don't seem bad, I don't think, so why are you in this sword? It seems like a prison… you said something about not being able to think for a long time, so it feels like torture."

…

"I'm still trying to figure out why I'm in here as well, I've had memories come back, but none point towards me being a bad person…" I tell him. "I'm also trying to think of a way out."

"Hmm"

He thinks for a moment.

"What if I broke you?" He thinks, "Not like just anyone breaking you. But the one you seem tied to?"

…

"Maybe..." I'm a bit stunned, "but we should wait for that."

He catches up with everyone else.

"Hiya Elfilin! So you brought it with you?" Dedede calls.

"Yeaaah, I don't know… it's just really interesting." Elfilin answers

"Has it spoken to you anymore?" Meta Knight quizzes.

"A bunch actually." Elfilin says while picking me up to the front of him. "He doesn't seem like a bad guy. Even he's confused about why he's in there."

"Oh?" Meta Knight's interest is peaked, "so it's not a living blade, but a blade with a living thing within it?"

"I guess so…"

He drops me back down a bit. "I hope the next people we visit don't mind him."

Visit? "Elfilin? May I ask, why are you visiting people?" I politely question.

"Oh! Well, I'm a newer friend of Kirby's. So they're taking me around to meet all his other friends." Elfilin thinks to me.

"Well, I guess one like him would make a lot of friends. He just radiates goodness and friendship, doesn't he?"

Elfilin chuckles, "yeah, he really does."

Kirby saw the chuckle, he runs up and asks "What'd he do what'd he do?! Did he say a joke?"

"Well, no." Elfilin tells him. "But he did say something about you."

"What what what?!"

"He says you just radiate friendship, and that gets you a lot of friends!"

Dedede walks up, "Well, I wouldn't say he's wrong!" He chuckles as he picks up Kirby and puts him on his shoulder. "You lil' fella."

Kirby's happily humming to himself as Bandee and Meta Knight walk up as well.

Kirby hops off Dedede's shoulder and onto Meta Knight's back. He accidentally lands on Meta Knight's mask and slips, taking the mask off with him.

Meta Knight looks even more like Kirby, nearly to the point of exactly, they must be the same species.

Meta Knight and Kirby slightly panic and Kirby quickly picks up the mask and shoves it back on Meta Knight's face.

Meta Knight corrects it and sighs.

Kirby then hugs him saying, "sorry sorry sorry."

Meta Knight pats him on the back and reassures him that's its all fine. Kirby nods and moves along.

This happy little group, they seem like family, made up of different things of so many varieties; like a found family… a memory is trying to come back to me. I don't understand what this could be trying to spark. I remembered names earlier but… how I feel about them, I didn't, until now possibly.

Kirby hops off from Meta Knight's back and starts chasing Bandee, both giggling the whole time.

I see Bandee clearly now.

"Now now you two." Dedede says, but his voice is fading from my hearing. Everything's tunneling in on Bandee… he feels… familiar…

Waddle Dee, a word comes back to my mind.

Waddle Dee…

Found family…

Similar…

Friends…

Mine?...

It snaps to me. "PLAIGE!" I yell, memories flooding in.

Elfilin jumps and starts fumbling for me. He catches me and asks, "What? Who? What is it?"

"I've remembered things, friends… Plaige… Gartihall… and Galacta Knight…" I answer, trying to collect my thoughts.

"Oh… well that's good for you! I haven't had almost any friends until these four." He explains to me.

Is that why he has that layer of dark emotions? "Elfilin… I've noticed something about you. You seem to have deep trauma. Could you tell me why?"

"Uhhh, not really…. I didn't really… have this before. But I think it might come from my other halfs experiences…"

"Who… who was this other half?"

"Oh… uh… my other halfs name was,  uh, Fecto Elfilis, an-"

"No… no no no. That's not possible…" I interrupt.

"Wah-? What do you mean?"

"That doesn't… I- you- no. That doesn't work… because I'm Fecto Elfilis."

"WHAT!?" he screams, tossing the blade into the air and jumping back. It attracts the others attention and they all turn to watch as Elfilin realises what's happening and tries to catch me.

He manages to grab my hilt just before my containment hits some rubble, but I keep flipping. I smash into the rubble and break, in Elfilin's hands.

I feel my being getting ripped out of the blade with memories flooding over me. I close my eyes.

I open them again to find my back against the ceiling, looking down on everyone.

Everyone looks back up with wide, stunned eyes and mouths hanging open; if they have them.

Kirby realizes what happened first, seemingly recognizing me, and rushes over to the broken blade. He inhales it and a sword and hat pop out of nowhere in his hand and on his head, respectively.

"What the?" I question before he runs up to my legs and starts cutting at me.

"Ow!" I yell, backing up with my hands against the walls.

The other three seem to come to their senses and rush up to help Kirby. Elfilin just continues to stare in shock and concern.

Meta Knight flies up and tries to slash at my face. I cover myself with hands in defense and accidently knock him out of the air.

I look down in time to see Dedede smash a hammer into my leg.

Pain shoots through me and I yell in agony. Pressing my back against the ceiling harder and feel a crack. I push up one last time and burst through, debris, dust and chunks flying everywhere.

I use my wings at last to launch myself off the ground.

I continue to stay in the air as three of them come up to meet me, Bandee keeping to the ground.

Kirby and Dedede both float as Meta Knight yells at me.

"We don't care how many times you'll come back or how much bigger and possibly stronger you'll be! We will always be there to stop you!"

I raise my hands and say, "But… I don't even know who you are!"

"Don't you lie to us! You tried to crash two planets together and kill us all!"

"WHAT!?" I'm enraged by these accusations.

Then Elfilin floats his way up, "Guys!" He calls for them.

They all go down a bit to talk with him. "After talking to him… I don't think he knows what's going on…"

Meta Knight sighs, "Elfilin, this thing just tried to destroy us all recently, we can't just trust them."

"Ask him a few questions first… you'll see."

…

Meta Knight gives in.

They all go down to the roof and Elfilin gestures for me to follow.

As I land next to them, but on the ground, I can tell that I'm about ten times taller then Kirby.

"So uh," Meta Knight interrupts my train of thoughts. "Fecto Elfilis"

"Elfilis, please"

He pauses. "So Elfilis, what is the last thing you remember before being put in that sword?"

I try to think back, and unfortunately do. Dark memories come to me, filled with regrets, sorrow, hopes and pain.

"I remember… pulling a blade out of my chest… a gilded sapphire sword… named Dread. It was a soul siphon… I remember trying to save my friends… and failing… I remember losing myself and something else taking over my body… I- I now recognize regret… regret that I didn't save them…"

I see Kirby looking at me sadly, having dropped his sword. Meta Knight's gaze had drifted away and Dedede was holding Elfilin in his lap, both looking saddened like Kirby. Meanwhile Bandee is still trying to climb up to sit with them.

I sit down and put my hand underneath him, picking him up and putting him with the rest of his friends.

"I guess I get to ask a question now. Where are the Halgraws?" I ask.

"The who?" Kirby asks.

"The Halgraws." I pick up a piece of the building and look at it… Loomstone. "This is a Halgraw structure, it was built by them."

Dedede looks at me, "I remember Magolor mentioning structures like this being built by a race called the Ancients. But that was millions of years ago..."

I freeze. A cold, tingling sensation flows through me. "Millions…?" I don't want to believe it, but his voice was so genuine and casual about it.

I drop the piece of the building, where it shatters on the ground. "Millions…" I repeat. "All of them… gone?"

My heart picks up speed and my hands start violently shaking, so I let them drop into my lap. My eyes can't focus anymore, everything is falling apart.

Millions… I've lost them, haven't I? I've been inside a sword for… millions of years. These halls I would once fit in for the most part, but I have now lived past the normal lifetime of one of my kind. Aging, changing, growing with no limits.

Millions… millions of years. My friends are all gone. I've lost everything. I realize my breathing has become irregular and inconsistent, but I don't care to try to stop it. I've lost everything, I'm practically in a new universe. Everything is unfamiliar and now most of it is younger than me.

Elfilin, he's floated up and rested on my snout. I can't see or feel him right now, but I can sense his soul. His likeness to me now makes sense, because he is me, a piece of me. I am an incomplete soul, but him even more so.

A warm, comforting aura starts to come from him. A layer of hope is put over my idea of loss. I can start to calm down my breathing and my eyes clear enough just to see him resting comfortably and comfortingly on me. His worried eyes, a star in my now inner void. I deeply exhale in a half sigh. The pains slowly peeling away. I recognize a film of tears on my eyes.

"Thank you…" I gratefully say to Elfilin. He gets up and nods to me. I take the opportunity to wipe my eyes.

Bandee looks up at me, "you don't seem like the Elfilis that we fought…" he says while looking at his spear that has some of my fur on it.

"Yeahhh…" Kirby says, tapping on the floor in front of him and avoiding eye contact. "Sorry for attacking you…"

Dedede and Meta Knight just looked at each other, concern and doubt passing between their eyes and gestures.

"I don't know what I'm going to do now…" I remark. "I guess I could figure out what happened to each of my old friends…"

Elfilin flies back down to everyone, "I say we help him." He decides.

"Elfilin, we can't go around helping everyone." Meta Knight tells him, "and we just met him."

"Yeah… but what if you vanished and came back to find everyone you know gone? Wouldn't you want to find out what happened?"

"Elfilin…" Dedede pleads.

Elfilin flies back up to me, "You go ahead and don't help, but I want to know what happened as well."

Dedede reaches his hand out for Elfilin, "I-" he sighs and gives in. "Fine, we'll help."

"Your majesty, are you sure?" Meta Knight questions.

I knew Dedede had some authority to him, and the title of king makes sense.

Dedede looks back at him, "I guess I kinda have to be." He walks to the edge of the roof and signals for the others to follow. "Come on you three, I guess we're going on a detour."