#''that twink'' is a 33 year old man

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

How many children r they going to give to that twink

As many as it takes for him to stop killing them

[silvernyxchariot]

Some Genshin thots* that won't leave me alone, and now you must all suffer with me./j

Kaveh is 31 years old. Idgaf what your headcanons are. This man has been through way too many mid-life crises and finally found a home with Alhaitham to be less than 30 years experienced.

Also, the mischaracterizations. DEAD. You all are horrible. 💀💀💀 He is a grown ass man who knows the decisions he has made in life weren't the best for his well-being, and he can, in fact, take care of himself despite them. He is also excellent in math and physics. . . It's required for him. Because he's an ARCHITECT. At worst, Kaveh would be bad at spelling in comparison to Alhaitham. Kaveh is not a crybaby twink.

Wriothesley is 33 years old, minimum. In my country, at least, the average incarceration age for teenage boys is 15 and Wriothesley got sent to the Fortress of Meropide when he was a teenager. Double that, 15 years for his sentence to take place, then he's 30 years old. And he's been the Administrator for 3 years since. I only skimmed through his backstory and that's what I got out of it.

Wriothesly gives me pure bisexual vibes. While I personally don't see him with Chlorinde, shipping him with either Chlorinde or Neuvillette, either is valid.

* "Thot," originally an acronym meaning "that hoe over there" but is currently being used in this context as a humorous replacement for "thought." If this disturbs you in any capacity, you don't belong on my blog. Block me or I will block you. Yes, people have given me grief over this before. 💀

[wwillywonka]

and just like that, the final chapter of heaven on their minds is done! thanks to all my readers for being with me on this crazy journey! i first started writing this so many years ago, when i was just a little pre-teen, so it finally being done feels truly insane. thanks especially to @n0isy-gh0st for beta-reading, to @ohbutwheresyourheart and @fandomjunkyard​ for being my other wonderful wonka moots, and to @tea-earl-grey​ and @dragons-dice​ for being my two biggest supporters and bestest friends. <33

Chapters: 12/12 Fandom: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Charlie Series - Roald Dahl, Wonka (2023)Rating: Mature Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage Relationships: Charlie Bucket & Willy Wonka, Arthur Slugworth/Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka/Original Male Character(s), i don’t ship willy/arthur but wonka’s backstory cannot exist without arthur taking advantage of him, Mr. Wilkinson/Willy Wonka, Noodle & Willy Wonka, NOT charlie x wonka, very much not a ship fic Characters: Willy Wonka, Charlie Bucket, Arthur Slugworth, Original Male Character(s), Mrs. Bucket, Mr. Bucket, Felix Ficklegruber, Gerald Prodnose, Mr. Fickelgruber (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), Mr. Prodnose (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), Mr. Wilkinson (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), Noodle (Wonka Movie 2023), Wilbur Wonka, Willy Wonka's Mother, God Additional Tags: willy is transmasc, Religious Metaphors, Lonely God, Character Study, Depression, Suicidal Ideation, canon child abuse, Eating Disorders, Rape/Non-con - Freeform, dead dove do not eat, the kindest people are the ones who have been through the worst horrors, hope it’s clear that i do not endorse any of these i just want to put willy through hell, hypocritical character, Unreliable Narrator, Jesus Christ Superstar - Freeform, Jesus/Judas type relationships, Toxic Co-Dependency Summary:

Willy Wonka is the most famous man in the world. There has never been anyone like him and there never will be again. But how did he get here? How did he earn his reputation? Who along the way hurt him so fiercely that he went mad? If you strip away the myth from the man, you will see...

Or: A dark, tragic take on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because the prequel didn't do anything right. Mostly a deep dive into Willy and Charlie's friendship.

Or: CATCF 2005 was so fucking unhinged to look at a beloved children’s book/classic film character and go “oh yeah, let’s give this guy childhood trauma and PTSD flashbacks thus making him think he’s unlovable then make him go into a fifteen-year-long isolation to prevent suffering from further pain then introduce him to a 10 year old who treats him like the Christian god and make that child his best friend and sole reason for living then give him the loving family he deserves because even the most fucked up people deserve to be loved. Yeah, let’s show this to children. Oh, and don’t forget to make him a bitchy twink.” <3

Inspired by Jesus Christ Superstar.

[skrimbleeowo]

every inside joke ive ever had.

knee surgery, skin pikachu, when the apple is fresh, gug, guh, blue, horse, the horses are coming, making out on the jouch behind taco bell at 5pm wearing the sour cream and onion lays thigh highs, pidgeon milk, gay deer, listen to the horses, anthony do you hear the distant clip cloping of the hooves?, grips your thigh, how i look at bro when he grabs my balls and twists, 97 sobbing horses, five and a half lemons, shaves you bald and licks your head, dead dog center, i cant wait to eat abstract colors, gently smiling stalon, chortles, the gayng plus airy for no specific reason, bald ass marx remove his hat, certified freak seven sheds a week, people would rather top a twink than stop and think, hello cro, the wall of shame, give it brown eye contacts i beg, bacteria, the horse man, pees, 🚷, hey gang almost drowned 🍴, EW EW EW NOT THIS FUCKI G BRID AGAIN, this sausgage im eating is like sooo good 🤤, together we are mepreg, beef, king dedede in the skittles packet on the wall, calougtromis, Constipated turbo 💞 on the shelf☝️, wolfrun he has flea 💕, do you feel, the splunger, firey ass, crying mort, slungus, 😹😹 the green one is here 😹, do not laugh the pig knows, clip being??, i want to be the slime man, club pengiun is kill, smiling egg dog, special finger, dry oatmeal, devious ahh chicken tender, niquil chicken, red aiden, the nefious angler fish, the family friend, joker piss, cheezits, the soggy goldfish incident, they hit the twink towers never faggot, aawagga, a whole spoingus, marxs quest for the sacred pepis, i just lost my dog, fourse, zims massive fucking fourhead, click the bart, gayng and the adopted chortles, the rat man, hello starlight, clutching my pearls, hey fazgang, i got that dog in me the dog, close twitter for the love of starclan, go my shithound, thread canceled antfarm go, i hope the bugs find him, shittsing, discreetly glances at your balls, ecuador, randal you cant say that word, could you repeat that, agony, fear, up my giant purple ass, bruh we in a mcchicken, furry divorce image, tompson dingletoes the 2st, meowing audio, baby limb ripper, rejoyce, horse instincts, minion ass, i smell y’all, soggy marx, hes so babygirl, all i see is a fruit, the freddy room, Pay that CHILD SUPPORT 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💥💥💥💥💥💥💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸, ball cancer, uhm pin wrong finger, 🛷📳, does it jiggle leafy i swear to fucking god, diary stealer island stealer wish stealer, fawful gave me backshots😁⭐⭐⭐🙂🙂🙂💖💖💖💖🌼🌼🌼🌸🌺🌺🌷🌷🌹🌺🌷🌷😁😁😁😁😁🌈🌈🌈🙂🙂🙂, transgender marx cake, horse plinko, the gaylist, check it face eyes, marvullous bleeding rodent, invader zim obby, hairless cat shamura, furry dan, i hope you like bees!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝, penisland, the lemon cellector, what if instead of cum you released a hive of bees from your dick, alvin and the faggots, 𓃗, Prokaryote, holy SHIT this is estrogen city in here!!, slurp, oh no.. 🚶🧎💻 , the marx hole, my fucking uterus, glass, john egbert, NEW KITCHEN GUN!!!!!! SPARKLES LIKE NEW, mom broke up with dad <:[ 😭 i have anxiety O_O, 17, the horses are rapidly approaching 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎, she 4 on my lung till i 20$, the end is never the end is never the end is never the end the end is never the end is never the end is never the end the end is never the end, the slop, organ failure, freak jr, partplauge mpreg, what hi bye hi, hey hey hey, smile always, violet leapfrog dog, liam hfjone, im naming my pussy david now, jesterspace, why would she do that 🙁, did he peed 🙁, i hate when we have grass for lunch please domt say hate, lean four, leo bass bro pyrimid, mario pussy attack, GAY (for you!!), Haha Jonathan, **gas leak**, revisiting my divorced husband, penith, freaky time, greetings and salutations, seattle esex, bens loving the ☀️☀️ today!, im geeking, ocasionally neighing, 60 year old man named hugo, 7 hours and 12 minutes, 2 hours and 33 minutes, the critters, richard, GGLLGAG, think, whatever go my scarb, magestic horse, pea screaming, ren contemplating, do hear👂that? the ❌ is coming, me when i wake up, soggy, autism

[the-desert-beast]

maelgwyn is a grey morals character who's done a lot of fucked up things, come out the other side changed, worked to be better for the ones who love(d) him and himself. hes also a 60 year old 33 year old dilf dragon minion.

kynwyl is fanservice (gay)

rhosyn is fanservice (lesbian)

and llacheu is the skinny twink Cunt anime designed man an entire fandom would be annoying about (/affectionate)

[immunologies]

look at my land developer dawg i’m going to jail 😫

lmao hiiii everyone! i’m anwar (not hadid) + always writing for underused model fcs but anywhooo — thank god for reopening bc i was supposed to app during the first launch but i was on vacation so my activity would’ve flopped real bad BUT… I’M HERE NOW… a lil jet lagged still but fuck it we ball :’) i present to you: iida!

navigate: general info / about / pinterest

sparknotes!

tw / suicide

okawara yosuke, 33 (proud twink death survivor btw he left that long haired era behind in his mid 20s), born and raised in fukuoka prefecture so you know he’s a bearer of the masculinized stereotype that kyushu men have but surprisingly his ego isn’t as fragile as i would expect it to be — i wonder why?

lower middle class to middle class financial status for the entirety of his childhood / it’s one of those things where as a kid you’re like “well, this is it” because you’re not fully aware that your family doesn’t have money on top of being surrounded by other kids who, in return, also come from families without bands so it is what it is / it can’t be that bad when your necessities have always been met

tbh there’s not much to write home about in terms of his childhood as in it was fortunately(?) uneventful for the most part despite starting off rocky: his mom was barely twenty when she birthed him, two freshly married young adults rushed into the hard-bitten chaos of childrearing, do they resent bro in absence of trying to enjoy the beginnings of their married life? probably, but it doesn’t matter by the time his younger brother is born, soo la voo or whatever the french be saying (tiktok reference btw if ur uncool)

yosuke is your average kyushu boy growing up: he spends his time outside rather than inside with his head in the books (it’s the same shit his teachers would always say about his lack of potential, ie: he’s lazy), has boyish fights with his younger and complete opposite of a younger brother, tries his best not to piss off his stay-at-home mom and stay away from his chronically emotionally constipated aviation mechanic drunk for a dad, you get the idea

…UNTIL the voices started to become apparent more than ever and he tells his mother who dismisses it but is reminded of her grandfather who unalived himself from alleged schizophrenia but nobody in her family knows if he ever got tested for it (y’know, if it was a genetic hereditary thing) or if it was just the aftermath of unresolved trauma/ptsd because grandpa fought in the war (you know which war) NOBODY KNOWS A GODDAMN THING. except yosuke as a child hated going to see his relatives in the far village/countryside on his mom’s hick side

lmao but when yosuke told his mom “yeah girly pop dad’s gonna have a shitty liver if he doesn’t stop drinking so much in the next couple years or so” is when she drops his ass off at a mental health facility so she definitely prioritizes her man over a kid that she wasted her 20s raising! (she’s definitely an unevolved libra no shade to yall sorry) but anywho! he’s diagnosed at 17, life is looking brighter(?), but his “schizophrenia” isn’t something talked about much at home because let’s be serious. it’s fucking abe shinzo’s japan at the time, we do not talk about shit like this

yosuke goes on to carry two jobs after high school because his parents didn’t save a college tuition fund for his lazy, non-academically inclined ass so it’s up to him to be the architect of his future / he’s psyched about entering the aviation department of kyoto university after working his ass off by trying to build a humble living but somebody’s bored and filthy rich daughter from a zainichi korean family comes into his life and what does he do? say goodbye to the ol’ pilot dream and traps this woman so he won’t ever have to worry about money like his family did

mind you he actually had love for the old girl! but he’s a gemini and gemini men get bored when you’re not their outstanding type or half as witty or clever as he may be. he knows that he’s settling for what poor lee jiyoung can do for him so after dating in college, yosuke goes on to marry the woman but never goes on to tell her about his “schizophrenia” because he’s scared that it’ll ruin his marriage (spoiler alert: it did)

so uh *scratches head and turns the page* they end up divorcing because his condition worsened as a result of his body becoming “immune” to the medications because he never had schizophrenia in the first place (ie: iida canon) — and he tried saving the relationship for the sake of his position at tk group, he really did, but at the end of the day he’s just some penniless, opportunistic man who failed to completely use up his wife’s beneficiaries. but again, he’s a gemini man who’s good at playing the part of using his “mental health” as a crutch of their failed marriage instead of being exposed for taking advantage of his ex-wife financially

(trust me he’d rather be that Type of Shitty instead of portrayed as the Exploitative Type of Shitty because it gets some pity points on his end. believe the scheme!)

so now? okawara yosuke takes up the tk group’s little passion project proposal with goero because it’s a chance at redemption. he needs to prove one way or another that he’s worthy of his job, that he’s the right man for it, his undying loyalty to the corp (questionable :3), and he’s taken the more political and diplomatic approach of gravitating/winning the trust or appeal to goero’s inhabitants instead of the founding families ‘cause his coworker’s already doing that anyways — he understands his shortcomings as a foreigner (more so as a japanese guy telling yall what to do with the land so goero can prosper financially and commodity-speaking for trade.. and commerce..) so if he can strengthen his morale to the people even if it doesn’t mean the quota won’t be met — yosuke would prefer that for the sake of ethics. he will promise the residents of goero that much: business or not.

that is all. i think. :-) i’ll be yapping for specifics on discord if needed be

personality!

likes to think of himself as an ambivert over being written off as an extrovert which is kinda true? despite being a professional yapper with those he’s suuuuper comfortable with, he finds that people who don’t match or vibe with him tire him out very quickly / genuinely a very friendly person and is emotionally inhibited probably as a result of his career where logic/numbers/analytics are concerned so yosuke prefers to focus on reason over the “possibilities” … even tho he would like to be that optimistic / isn’t one to have an extreme temper, but can be prone to outbursts if incompetence is in question / really. really. hates the notion of being black-or-white on many matters as life usually puts him in the grey area so. u know. atm doesn’t have any ulterior motives because he doesn’t have it in him anymore to be evil or whatever. he ran out of plans. just trying do the right thing from here on out, so, let him help you! bro’s probably a lawful neutral man i know i’m sorry for being boring :/ c’est la vie

connections!

i prefer brainstorming over anything and i’m down for just about everything so hit me

[pwurrz]

first and current impressions of nukani boys part 1/2

eiden: 

first impression: oh he’s cute and kinda stupid, i like him :) gives off protagonist vibes tho

current impression: he’s such a good guy and he’s such a sweet and caring boyfriend who cares about his boyfriend’s individual needs and tries so hard to help them in any way he can. he always tries so hard to be a good person but he doesn’t let people walk all over him. moans are an 8/10 love the diversity between his top moans and his bottom moans <3

aster: 

first impression: pink twink. bonus points for being a vampire.

current impression: he is so funny to me. just a little guy but he is also such a bitch (affectionate) sometimes. he’s very dramatic in an almost stereotypical way but it never gets tiring bc he’s funny about it. moans are a 5/10 due to lack of material to go off of.

morvay: 

first impression: himbo <3 him and aster are frequently bought together.

current impression: himbo!!! he is dumb and thicc of ass but big of heart and boobs. him and aster are definitely two peas in a pod and as much as they bicker it’s only because they love each other. deserves more screentime!!! moans are 7/10, pretty good!!

yakumo:

first impression: oh he is so cute!! i love shy boys <3 i hope we get to top tf outta him

current impression: SCREAMS FOR 8 YEARS ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM. would die for him without hesitation. deserves the entire world and so much more. he is so so sweet and sensitive and caring and a crybaby and that’s what makes him so lovable. still hope he bottoms one day bc i would love for him to get lovingly wrecked <33 please go to therapy babyboy ilysm. moans are a 10/10 mwah mwah chef’s kiss. his little noises are so cute and his gasps are so cute please never stop.

edmond:

first impression: ah the token tsundere. never been the biggest fan of this trope but he’s very pretty so i’ll see how it goes.

current impression: oh baby… he’s not really a tsundere he’s just very inexperienced and shy and gets really flustered easily in a way that seems tsundere-ish. I’m so happy to see him trusting and opening up to eiden because i know it’s hard for him but he’s come so far <3 please learn to rely on others and take a break every once and a while. moans are a 9/10 they’re very breathy at first but then he lets loose and oh…..

olivine: 

first impression: hello big tiddie priest man. lots of shy and reclusive guys so far but i’m into it.

current impression: OH THIS MAN IS NOT SHY HE IS A WHORE (affectionate). he’s so kinky and open about it?? which is refreshing because all the guys we’d met before that (besides morvay ofc) were the complete opposite. very sweet and caring but not so much he neglects his own needs or tolerates thing that make him uncomfortable. eiden was so right to assign him as the leader of tidal wave of summer because he’s very patient and understanding, the perfect teacher. moans are… a 2/10 he’s enjoying it and like good for him but i worry about someone overhearing even if i’m wearing headphones. 

quincy:

first impression: oh hi…. big big man nice tits i mean nice tits i mean-

current impression: i don’t care that he’s an old man he’s baby. initially he was a loner and avoided anything troublesome because he didn’t want to grow attached to people who knew he’d outlive but ever since eiden came into his life he’s learned to cherish the memories he’s made with people and live in the moment. his visible fondness for those he cares about is very sweet. he's also one of the characters who consistently makes me laugh and he's not even trying to be funny. he should uhhh try bottoming once or twice. also his tits deserves to be played with thanks. moans are a 9/10 speak up!! i wanna feel like you’re growling directly into my soul!!!!

kuya: 

first impression: oh my god he’s such a bitch. why does he hate eiden so much can he chill??

current impression: oh my god he’s such a bitch (affectionate) a sadistic masochist with a breeding kink who fooled eiden into thinking he straight up killed someone for annoying him and it was believable??? but i get it. i understand him. he’s so emotionally constipated and i wish he’d just let his guard down for five seconds and be soft with eiden and just admit that he loves him!! no one believes you when you keep saying you don’t like him sir!! moans are a 7/10 they’re very… soft. they feel very intimate because you wouldn’t expect something like that to come out of him.

[mrsmarlasinger]

I posted 9,071 times in 2022

That's 1,181 more posts than 2021!

164 posts created (2%)

8,907 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@powerbottombrucespringsteen

@that-twink-over-there

@rainbow-arrow

@rabbitindisguise

@elytrians

I tagged 3,231 of my posts in 2022

#tlt - 326 posts

#personal - 138 posts

#drug mention - 123 posts

#tumblrstake - 108 posts

#september 2022 - 105 posts

#drugs tw - 103 posts

#goncharov - 96 posts

#ldsconf - 91 posts

#general conference - 91 posts

#coronavirus - 86 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#(btw universe i am knocking on wood and i'm nawt trying to extort *extra* luck by reblogging this a second time okay love u 🤜🪵🤜🪵🤜🪵)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

My Favorite TLT Fanart Things

Ianthe

festeringly hawt, not TOO pretty

pale sallow skin. maybe a liiiiittle touch of jaundice, who can say

blood blood blood

small titty committee, but goddamn does she work that cleavage 😳

flat, colorless sheet of long hair (type 1a. texture what texture) that appears vaguely damp at all times

looks like she barely sleeps more than harrow

VISIBLY sickly, washed out, and fucking unhinged

weird vintage-y clothes that she somehow manages to slay OR slinky Barbiecore party girl dress in an obnoxious and unflattering shade of lavender

tall and svelte like a silver screen actress

men's clothes because i pick and choose what's canon here <33

slightly annoying face. punchable woman.

purple is HER color even though it looks terrible on her

evil freak with fucked-up insane eyes

looks at everyone like she's gonna fuck and/or cannibalize them. just radiating the most horrifying sexual energy you've ever seen

slut

cool gross mess of muscle and gristle connecting her bone arm to her shoulder

lean, kind of hollow face with high cheekbones (but still punchable-looking)

eyes either half-lidded and come-hither or just way way too scarily wide

possibly doesn't shower

ianthe can have piercings too. if she wants :)

Gideon | Harrow | Coronabeth

114 notes - Posted November 10, 2022

#4

Dallin H. Oaks is the reason I could not remain in the Church.

Dallin H. Oaks is the reason I can't tell my parents that I've been dating a girl for eight months and I'm in love with her and I gave my virginity to her and the other night I dreamed that I proposed to her.

Dallin H. Oaks is the reason my father delights in saying the f-slur and making fun of his trans coworker, but god forbid the gays should marry, god forbid someone should reject the pronouns they were assigned from their very first breath.

Dallin H. fucking Oaks is the reason my parents and grandparents may never show up to my wedding, should I marry my girl, or meet my children, should I choose to have any.

And of course, it's not just Oaks, and if he weren't the emblem of homophobia in the Church, it would be someone else.

But I resent him so much.

I'm sorry—if nothing else, I believe in love. But I cannot love the man who so intensely embodies and perpetuates the pain I've endured for 21 years.

How dare he.

137 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

#3

My Favorite TLT Fanart Things

Harrow*

androgynously hawt, not TOO pretty

little curved fangs as gauges

lotssss of piercings

BONE INDUSTRIAL PIERCING

emo 14-year-old grunge blogger attire or ornate lacy goth princess attire, no in-between

insane bags under her eyes

NO bone tiddies on the rib corset (why)

mean scary little gremlin and/or pathetic wet scrunkly rat

at least vaguely pissed-looking at (almost) all times

black nail polish

flat af but not emaciated because :(

choker/collar thing made of vertically arranged bones (you know the one)

blood blood blood

doesn't look 25! she's only three years old!!

insane unhinged energy always

soft dark eyes. tender eyes. angry, powerful eyes. haunted eyes.

looks about as put-together as a goth freak on the wrong end of a bender

smeared face paint cuz she's fucked up

CATHOLIC SAINT IMAGERY!!!!

mean, pointy, vaguely sickly little ferret face with small angular features (ideal for conveying A. feral rage, B. tortured sorrow, or C. thinly veiled open exasperation)

hair juuust long enough to curl around her ears and get in her eyes, like an anime boy

neither butch nor femme but a secret third thing

*my special little guy 🖤

Gideon | Ianthe | Coronabeth

153 notes - Posted November 10, 2022

#2

Mormons RECOVER from limp cabbage EMBARRASSMENT

156 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

22 ½ hours of Canadian Redditors attempting to draw their own flag on r/place:

Please note that this is juxtaposed with intricate pixel art of the Eiffel Tower, featuring The Little Prince...

See the full post

16,897 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

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[stillneedy]

for music ask: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 10, 12, 13, 15, 21, 22, 26, 27, 28, 29 (sowwy its a lot of asks but i LOVE ur takes and when u share ur fave songs and artists, legit ur one of my designated friends to copy my music taste off these days <33 )

no. don't be sorry! i enjoy answering these!

also WAH that's so sweet!!! i'm full of recommendations if you want them, ehe.

3. if you were to get lyrics tattooed on you, which would they be?

maybe, "it's a physical world and i wanna feel", from physical world by the sound.

4. if you were to get a non-lyrics music tattoo, what would it be?

it'd be a the residents eyeball or a tears for fears sunflower!

5. is there a song that always makes you cry, no matter what? what is it?

understand by radio iodine!

7. is there/what is a song that always makes you think of your parents?

i can only think of... i'm not jesus by apocalyptica. they weren't the best, to say the least.

10. what band were you obsessed with as a child? do you still like them?

when i was little it was probably three days grace. i think they're alright now. i don't listen to them nearly as much as i used to.

12. who is a band or artist that you’ve never seen that you’re dying to see?

i wish i went to see primus, but i didn't even realize they were touring! agh!

13. what’s an album cover that you would frame and put up in your house?

snakefinger's cover of the model!

15. what is a song you are obsessed with at the moment?

b.b.k. by korn. nu metal hours.

22. what band do you think has the best or most interesting story? (toxic breakup, bandmates in love, etc.)

i love that tears for fears got back together after the breakup, haha. that's all i can think of!

26. is there/what is a song that you always associate with a movie or tv show?

call me by blondie makes me think of bride of chucky!

27. which musical artist’s wardrobe would you like to steal for your own?

siouxsie sioux, no contest.

29. most overrated band or artist?

i honestly have no idea what people are even listening to these days. i wouldn't know. i'm an old man trapped in a 24 year old goth twink's body. it's true.

[kayayeteae]

Bro so grateful for development team III of Square Enix. Like yes, I’m so tired of playing as some 20 year old twink. Love my 33 year old dorito-built man with trauma.

[whichships]

i am sorry to anyone who ever followed for my bingjiu tag posts i dont make them often because i get embarrassed but thank you for sticking around :333

[legally-a-bastard]

4, 12, 22, 34, and 41 for the oc adjective asks <33

elizabeth my beloved fellow sufferer of far cry brainrot of Course

4~ambitious

ooooo, this one’s a close tie between Capt. Arabella(she’s my Outer Worlds character) and Leonida, but I’m gonna have to give it to the Captain.

i mean……she woke up after spending seventy years in hibernation in space on a lost colony ship, was told ‘hey you’re gonna help me get more chemicals so I can wake up the rest of the people in the ship’ by a crazy old scientist who is literally a wanted criminal, and she then proceeded to NOT ONLY collapse the greedy corporate excuse of a governing body that was the Board, but ALSO unravel the mystery of the disaster at the Adreno-Time facility on Gorgon AND take up the role of Investigator and solve the murder of a fucking celebrity on the Rizzo corporation-owned production facility and hotel retreat of Eridanos.

And now that I read that back I am realizing it was actually not much of a tie at all between the Captain and Leonida. If she isn’t fucking ambitious then I quite honestly do not know what is.

12~soft

Aine, for sure. She’s an absolute sweetheart despite her occasional self-image issues and the fact she was raised in a VERY catholic household, n all she wants is to sketch the world around her and practice photography. she’s an absolute darling, really.

22~introverted

That one goes automatically to Adam. Poor man is a nervous wreck constantly, and as a result, really isn’t good at socializing with people. Especially everyone else in the Mojave. theyre mean to him a lot :( please be nice to him he’ll Cry

hes also a COMPLETE gay disaster. he just about Passed Away™ when Arcade first asked him out.

They are both in a relationship now and Adam still just Dies whenever Arcade does literally anything nice for him.

(also I would like to just let you guys know that this man is 6’3 and somehow still a twink. he is a twig and taller than pretty much everyone he meets but the Nightkins and Supermutants)

34~outspoken

Della, but mostly because 1. Shes fuckin stupid(affectionate), 2. She doesn’t shut up, and 3. Did I mention that she’s fuckin stupid? literally just honest to god stupid. absolute dumbass. she is the person who would ask ‘what’s a pronoun?’ In all seriousness if you ask her pronouns.

also she can’t read ansjxhhchdhdjsmndxhhdhbd

another one who is outspoken is Gloria, but she only has good things to say. she’s baby

Black Mamba would technically also be outspoken, considering that she is not afraid to be bluntly, brutally honest about things. She may be 5’2, but my god she manages to make every single inch intimidating just by fucking standing there and wearing her mirrored sunglasses.

41~popular

I bet you think I’m gonna say Valentina(cause. you know. she’s just hot and also a girlboss, and who doesn’t love a girlboss) but it’s actually Cass.

He’s a slut. Go figure.

Contessa is also technically pretty popular, since in her Pre-War(and also pre-getting-fucking-kidnapped-to-use-as-an-experiment), she did work as a music performer/singer at a club as a front to keep public attention away from her business in the ✨literal mob✨

however if we’re going to rate most popular based on how much my friends love them, that title goes to Kraw. Kraw is literally just a litttle fella, he’s just a little guy. Everyone I tell about him immediately loves him.

send me a number from this list and I’ll tell you about my ocs!

[cuttlefishkitch]

I figured I’d actually make a post about this instead of burying it in the replies of some other post but I did some math about Micheal, Eric, Gertrude, Mary, and Gerry. This is mostly using the wiki and a couple quotes cause I don’t feel like digging through all the transcripts right now. Before getting into it though I did this b/c I was curious about what if any relationship Gerard and Micheal could have had, how old Micheal was when he got Spiraled, and how old Gerry was when he died. I’ll put the conclusions at the end.

Okay so

Gerry was born in the (probably late) 80s: I don’t think we get anything more concrete than that but he’s a teenager in 2002 and is old enough to be tried as an adult in 2008, and described as a young man in 2009, so my guess is he was probably around  22-23 around then so he’d be 15-16 in 2002 and be born in late 80s, like 1987 or 88.

Eric is working at the institute when Gerry is born: So from the way Eric says it, “ You know, you were never actually all that nice to me when I worked for you, Gertrude. Not like Michael, or Emma.” it does really sound like he probably worked with Micheal, cause how else would Micheal be nice to him if they hadn’t met in person. So Micheal was working as an archival assistant at least at the same time as Eric, which will be important later.

Eric quits the institute and Mary kills him: This is where there’s some wiggle room in the timeline. So Gerry says he never knew his dad, and that Eric quit once he was born. What could have happened is a phenomena called childhood amnesia, which basically means that as your brain is developing it stores memories differently than it does when growing up, so most people can’t recall memories from when they were very young because they’re encoded differently. The feelings of those memories are still there, even if you can’t remember the actual events. This phenomena usually lasts until about 5 or 6 so technically Gerry could have been up to 6 years old when Eric was killed and still “never know him” especially if Mary lied to him or didn’t talk about Eric at all. So story wise it would make sense if Eric quit within a year after Gerry was born, putting that in either 1988 or 89, BUT timeline wise it makes more sense to me if he got to know Gerry a little bit as he was growing up and decided to quit and help out later, when Gerry was about 5 or so, lets say 1993 or 4.

Micheal is working as Gertrude’s assistant at least a little before Eric quits: So, depending on what you think about when Mary killed Eric the farthest back Micheal could have been brought on as an assistant is 1988 or 89, and the earliest is 1993 or 4. We know Martin and Jon were in their late 20s early 30s when they started working in the archives, and we assume Tim and Sasha were as well. It seems like most hiring into the archives is probably done from other departments in the institute, which would make sense, as Jonah/James/Elias would want to watch and get a feel for his people before sticking them in his precious archives (gross ass man that he is). So assuming Micheal is probably a fresh hire when Eric is on his way out, let’s say he’s like 27-33.

Nothing relevant happens for a while.

Micheal is heard on Gertrude’s tape in 2007: And he doesn’t really sound that old. The youngest he could be by my calculations is 40, which like, good for him, long time to last in the archives. But the oldest he could be is like 52, which is really doesn’t jive with how he’s most often described or how he sounds both on the tape and as the distortion. When I took a first pass at this I got him down to like 34 but I’m pretty sure I screwed up some math and I was REALLY PUSHING IT.

Oh boy a lot went down in 2008: 2008 is the earliest Micheal could be Spiraled. It’s also when Mary gave Eric’s page to Gertrude before attempting to bind herself to the book and subsequently getting Gerry arrested and then unarrested. He’s probably around 22 or 23, but if you wanna push it he could be as young as 19.

2011: The latest Micheal could be Spiraled, making it possible that, by my (incredibly shaky) math he could have been anywhere from 41 in 2008 to 56 in 2011. Hardly the young twink everyone pictures him as. Also Gerry would be around 25 to 26 but could be as young as 22.

Gertrude frees Gerry from Mary in 2013: So unless you think Mary would share her son with the Institute, which I suppose is up to your own headcannon, but I have a hard time believing considering her “one last screw you to the eye” and hatred of “ivory tower idiots.” This is when Gerry actually has any chance to interact with the institute.

Gerry dies in 2014: This isn’t relevant to anything I just realized poor Gerry only had about a year to enjoy a life without his mother, and most of that time was probably spent being at least subtlety manipulated by Gertrude, and that makes me really sad. :( He was probably in his late 20s by now, the age where it would have been reasonable for him to become a proper archival assistant.

In conclusion: Micheal’s probably AT LEAST 41 at the time of being Spiraled, but if you REALLY PUSHED IT you could probably put him in his mid to late 30s, but that would make Gerry REALLY YOUNG, like younger than Jon by a couple years, so he’d be in early 20s when Micheal’s that age. Also Gerry probably never met Micheal, and even if he did it was while he was being actively haunted by his mom. Idk what to do with this information, especially since I also can’t really see Spiral Micheal being any older than like mid 30s so wtf jonny??

[wangquest]

Transgender Awareness Week: A Celebration of Self

It’s Transgender Awareness Week, so I’m here to make people aware. There are many forms of awareness, so I’m here to talk about how important it is to be aware that you can be trans and happy and trans and loved. So hello, I’m a 33 year old bisexual trans man, and I exist.

I’m here to tell you that you don’t need to have known you were trans since you were a child. I didn’t realize where my discomfort was coming from until I was 18, and I didn’t socially transition until I was 23. I’m here to tell you that you don’t need to have once identified as butch or a lesbian to be a trans man. (Also that no, trans people are not “stealing butches” from the lesbian community, we are allies, not enemies) I have identified as bisexual my entire life. So for any TERFs looking at this, stop acting like gay and bisexual trans men don’t exist. There are a lot of us. Additionally, prior to my transition, I presented as high femme. For me, femininity was a form of drag that if I tried hard enough at it, maybe it would make me cis. Clearly, that didn’t work. I’m here to tell you that you don’t need to be thin or androgynous to be desirable as a trans man. Trans men come in all shapes and sizes, and living as your authentic self, no matter what presentation makes you comfortable is what’s most important. I’m here for my husky bear trans men, my fabulous twink trans men, and everything in between. You are all awesome. I’m here to tell you that there is no one way to transition. Social transition is transition, and that may be all someone wants or needs. Or they may be like me, and have a medical transition that includes everything from hormones to top surgery and a phalloplasty. I’m here to tell you that phalloplasties are way better than most people think they are, and if you want to learn more about them, you should check out phallo.net/. If you want a far less informative but more personal journey, you can read this phallo tumblr, affectionately called wangquest. Finally, I’m here to make you aware that being trans doesn’t mean you can’t be happy, that it can be the catalyst to the most joyous part of your life, even with the trials and tribulations that the world may throw at you. I’m married to an amazing woman who I love with all my heart, I work as a public interest attorney and find deep fulfillment from my job, I have friends and found family who I adore.

[numbaoneflaya]

so we know your thoughts on the piss wolf. what about the other characters in btd. what do you think of them. 💋

OOOOO ok lets go here we go from fav to not least fav. Kind of drunk writing this lets GOOO

1-pisswolf. Mi amore. Beloved asshole mc.dickface. Genuine Rascal 

2. Akira. He has this spot bcs of dollmaker and i suggest playing it 2 get 2 kno him better. :( also he might be vincent (?) so like, that also gives him a boost. Will never forgive sano for ruining our happy ending >:( I think he is very cute when he locks u in that closet <33

3. Ren!! Hes adorable and obsessive and genuinely sweet and i want 2 protect him from all harm and also have him nail me in the basement with that nailgun. Good for torture bcs u kno hes gonna give u a bubble bath and massage after  and not just let u bleed out <3 Love the endings where he eats ur heart or chokes u to death w the chain, hes baby no matter what. He gets points for killing lawrence bcs he looked sexy doing it. 100% MALEWIFE

4- Strade. I cant help my affection for the grease guy he's just so entertaining and also sexy even if he is 5’8. He has a great sense of humor and he’ll crack a lot of jokes while peeling ur skin off, i like that in a man. I also appreciate his taste in shock collars and carving technique and just his general jovial assholery. Worst pet owner ever, should be banned from all petsmarts.

5- Sano. IDK, i just find this guy funny even though hes not. Imagine being tortured to death in a lab by an evil snake twink who doesnt even have a medical license. I would like him more and can deal with most of his shenanigans except for that one ending after you have a threesome w him and akira and akira convinces him to let u go, and then sano puts that fucking. Bug in ur body that does mind control or whatever. That was just rude and mean for absolutely no reason at all and it STOPPED ME FROM HAVING A HAPPY ENDING WITH AKIRA so the snake twink must suffer for that.

6- Lawrence. I think his character is really interesting and he kinda cute in the weird neighbor who lives in the apartment next to you but youve never seen him do ONE load of laundry and who never speaks to you,  and looks like he has a hipster noiseband he plays shitty guitar in. Hes cute (and tall)  and I vibe with his whole shyness thing and the river (which i love the concept of) but he DOES fuck dead bodies and smell like rotting flesh, so i have to deduct points for that. Even worse, he has a ponytail. 

7. Rire. Again, i do love him, but i gotta roast his ass and i know i would not survive. I like my killers to have a little of a soft side and hes just all mean lean traps ur soul in a jar machine. BONUS points for the tentacles which i didnt know i was into before, but minus for the sunglasses which he wears indoors. Also has a ponytail and i cannot abide by it. (I also did work really hard to get his ‘survival’ ending and might be kinda salty i did all that just to be trapped in the MLP cum jar on top of his radiator for all eternity) 

8- cain. Im gonna kick this guys ass. IDK why fully but he looks like a rooster and he tells me to call him daddy and thats absolutely not happening. I get the whole angsty driven from god thing and i suppose he does have a little of a soft side from the ending where he turns u into a fallen angel or whatever, but no thanks. Im gonna shave his head in his sleep. Hes like 98038 years old why does he dye his hair with hot topic hairdye 

[grlfriends]

The Raven Boys thoughts

ch 1: boi I thought gansey was the bald one 😔 anyway the bald bitch and the nerd who looks like a twink in every fanart are gay

ch 15: wow guys nothing has happened so far... nothing..... we're almost 200 pages in and nothing that interesting has happened, I know the plot is setting in and the pace is starting to speed up a little but wow so far this already isnt my fav book of the series I think

ch 24: ok the pace is starting to pick up and I'm really enjoying it rn, I still see gansey as this polo wearing and golf player fucker but he's getting better I guess, Ronan can fuck off sometimes he's so edgy it irks me a little

on this and on the previous chapter they saw/hallucinated some stuff at that hollow tree and then at the end gansey was like "ohh blue was the missing person/thing I feel so connected to her something something" and tbh I did not enjoy that very much it was a bit 😬😐 for me bc I just dont like when this type of connection between characters bc it feels like the author is trying to force/speed up a relationship they just dont have yet?? and we the readers must accept they feel the connection in their souls and it just feels so right for them to be around each other when in reality it feels a bit lazy to me..... I'm still halfway through the book so it's not like I can complain for real but still ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ch 42 maybe?? : okay just something's I wanna tall about: can we pay respect to Maggie stiefvater and how organic she made Adam deciding to wake the ley line?? bc it was GREAT and I deeply loved it, i know i said that the book felt boring and very slow and how it needed to pick up the pace but i think this trilogy falls into the lotr/hobbit category where it's one big movie (in the specific case, book) divided into 3 so it would be easier to digest and I think this makes total sense, everything I've read so far (from chap 33 to here) feels so perfectly paced and planed but still it feels natural, when Adam was coming back home and he had a confrontation (well, not really) with his dad it just felt like was supposed to happen at that time with those exact words describing everything and mwah I'm loving it so much

also!! boi do Adam and blue sound so cute together, when he said he wanted to kiss her I was like

bc holy shit do they make a cute couple EVEN THOUGH I do know she ends up with gansey and their energy is also really good but goddamn do they look cute together and to think he would have been her first kiss too I'm going insane rn brub oh my god

also maybe it's the 21 year old in me talking but god did I wish they were one or two years older, it just kinda makes me a bit :// reading to 16 year olds being this traumatized about life in general and I feel like it honestly would change much if all this happened in the meantime they're about to turn 18 bc it would still be a ya book but it would be just?? more comprehensive I guess, adam dialogue about making up enough money to leave his house and getting into a good college so he can live a good life and have a home finally baby that's a 17 year old talking and feeling the pressure of the so called adulthood and being so close to being independent but also still being so young and !!!! I just feel like it would make more sense to me personally

re: about gansey's glasses: did I miss something or have the part where he gets glasses already went by?? bc he shower up at blue's home wearing white ones and there was no tall about it?? nothing else and it makes me feel like I missed something and I'm not sure yet

ch 48 and ending thoughts: ok. I'm not really sure what to feel about it bc even I had a rocky beginning with it I did end up really liking the ending but it left such a big taste of wanting more than I got that it just kinda makes me feel like it was, in a way, a prologue for the second book, where I imagine things will be more intense and already be in motion plot-wise. I have many question but my biggest one is that wow apparently that was the big explanation for gansey wearing glasses?? bc it honestly looks like I missed something or a chapter where something happens and he got glasses, his fight with whelck did break his thumb but it somehow got him glasses too?? or what the hospital like "yeah you're blind so fuck here's some glasses bitch"?? and Adam mentioned something on his face from their fight and??? was the discussion their fight and how did it hurt gansey's face?????? HOW???

not only that but also Adam sacrificed himself and how exactly does that affects him?? or was the whole "oh I've sacrificed myself my whole life" dialogue supposed to explain something?? bc yeah it kinda did but I was left with the thought that he would be kinda like a puppet I guess? bc he said he would sacrifice himself so in a way he wouldnt be himself anymore and there would be something else controlling him and maybe that was just my imagination wanting to guess what was going to happen now

I did think there would be the classic sacrifice scene and that whelck would try to shot gansey and that Adam would step in front of him or idk bc the scenario wasn't really solid in my mind and I did have trouble trying to figure out who was in what place but it was fine I guess

how on earth did Noah pull out chainsaw from his dreams?? man what the heck I need to read the second book