#' an ... idiot ... sandwhich ... '

[barefootfriar]

my impression of new wolfwood: oh im edgy and bad and gonna turn vash on by yelling about how much i want to kill him

my impression of old wolfwood (so far): did he really just jump off a speeding bus to fight alien robots just to realize he forgot his gun on said speeding bus and did he really then scream “SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!”???

[anime-lover-mooncake]

Sometimes, you need aggressive reassurance from your family members.

[pitgritted]

" hey, look at me. i don't care. are you okay ? " :)

𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓  grunted  at  him  unintelligibly  .  he  kept  his  glowing  eyes  descended  ;  realizing  he’d  accidentally  torn  a  corner  clean  of  the  wool  cloth  draping  garen’s  thigh  .  it  was  hard  to  detach  his  claws  from  the  man’s  flesh  ,  digging  harder  the  firmer  garen  tried  to  gouge  any  signs  of  consciousness  within  the  half  -  beast  .  the  predator  ,  salivating  with  hooked  teeth  protruding  in  threads  of  hostility  —  &  the  prey  ;  a  very  sturdy  one  ;  kept  planted  before  the  predator’s  jaws  .  slowly  did  the  crimson  beast  meet  garen’s  eyes.

❝  stop  —  garen  —  ❞  𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓  growled  ,  obviously  failing  the  attempt  of  passable  facsimile  of  normalcy  .  he  didn’t  want  to  bring  attention  to  the  tenuous  grasp  on  himself  .  disturbingly  intense  ,  the  adrenaline  still  buzzing  in  his  fingers  .  it  was  deeply  unsettling  to  know  he  could  be  overwhelmed  by  panic  to  the  point  of  barely  recognizing  where  he  was  .  ❝  i  will  fucking  …  hurt  you  .  ❞

he’s  forced  to  stare  at  him  when  the  demacian  kept  a  firm  grasp  on  his  face  ,  not  allowing  him  to  leave  .  even  if  𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓  threatened  with  bared  teeth  &  clenching  hands  surrounding  the  width  of  the  man’s  wrists  ,  tendrils  digging  into  ivory  flesh  .

he  was  still  heaving  raggedly  &  slowly  gripping  harder  .  trying  to  reclaim  his  mental  faculties  as  he  maintained  his  state  upon  garen’s  hardened  face  .  evidently  laced  with  concern  .  he  groveled  under  his  breath  ,  nodding  slowly  as  he  was  carefully  swayed  to  calmness  .  his  scarred  chest  still  churning  with  quickened  breaths  ,  but  the  magic  suffusing  his  eyes  bled  into  a  more  dull  orange  .  ❝  f  …  fineph…  let  go  of  m’  face  …  ❞  he  tried  to  speak  through  sharpened  teeth  .

he  slowly  retracted  his  claws  ,  using  the  remaining  strength  in  his  hands  to  pry  the  captain’s  hands  off  his  head  ,  his  brows  digging  downwards  .  ❝  don’t  —  do  that  .  ❞  he  breathed  .

[broodygaming]

Literally every time I do something dumb I hear Matthew in my head from C2 saying “You’re a moth. A flutter”. 😂

[rosey-shades]

It's embarrassing how badly I want a girlfriend right now.

[wrlckd]

the fact tumblr for desktop just WONT save the changes i make to it. I WANT TO SEE ALL THE NEW STUFF FIRST.

[teamphobia]

mr bane phobia. listen to me. i know we have our issues, but i need you to listen to me. because i have friends that care about you.

YOU ARE DOING FINE. YOU CAN NOT BE PERFECT. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE! THAT'S JUST NOT HOW IT WORKS OKAY. I CAN TELL YOU SOME OF THE SHIT MY FATHER DID BUT I DON'T WANT SAFRINA SEEING THAT ON YOUR BLOG. YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST.

Thank you... I appreciate it.

But nothing is fine just yet. I know what needs to be done.

[bootwearingfairy]

Do you think Gordon Ramsey is more of a dom or a sub?

[resetmypatientviolence]

god damn I forgot that I killed my old laptop and Supposed To Be is only half saved on my computer and now have to piece it together chapter by chapter because I never did it in the first place.

[princess-adronitis]

This gurl said that people who don’t clean their room it’s not cause they are depressed but because they lack good habits…. gurllllll… yeah I’m gonna block you

[sanaexus]

social's as shidou's girlfriend

-liked by itoshi_sae, isaichii and 145.7k others

yourusername: i feel bad for rin this mf don't even go easy on his on girl

tagged: shiidoryu

shiidoryu: they say all is fair in war and love ↳itoshi_sae: it's love and war fucking idiot ↳shiidoryu: you love me 🥺👉👈 ↳yourusername: mate IN MY FUCKING COMMENTS? ↳shiidoryu: you're saving as if i don't eat that pussy every night ↳yourusername: blocked. reported. I FUCKING HATE YOU??? ↳chigi.who: woah guys maybe like don't do that here??

nikkoki: why the last image. ↳yourusername: why not 🙁 ↳megubachi: for gits and shiggles 🥰 ↳rin.itoshi: that's not the fucking quote?? ↳megubachi: and you're not the best striker so stafu ↳rin.itoshi: TAJTS SO UNNNESCARY?? ↳isaichii: look at rin finally genz-ing w the spelling errors and capital letters ↳hiyori: feels like yesterday he was js a little baby ↳megubachi: they grow up too fast ↳rin.itoshi: you guys are my 13th reason.

shiidoryu: si 💔you💔won't💔mention💔the💔part💔where💔i💔 bought💔you💔icecream💔and 💔then💔talked💔sjit💔ab 💔your💔ex💔 ↳yourusername: and you're not gonna mention the part where we had the bet who could swing the fastest and i won bc you fell on your butt and felt like you were ab to throw up so you HAD to get me icecream? ↳shiidoryu: #donttakltomeiamdespressed #betryaedbymyowngf #emo ↳karasu_tabito: HE FELL ON HIS ASS? DO YOU HAVE THE RECORDING I'LL PAY FOR IT ↳yourusername: bet how much we talking? ↳karasu_tabito: enough to buy another shidou prolly ↳yourusername: check your dms ↳eita.otoya: are we buying people from the black market ↳kenyu.yukimiya: no we are not the fuck?

-liked by kuniisuke, megubachi and 159.4k others

shiidoryu: i actually do love my girl and i don't always act gay

tagged: yourusername

julian.loki: "i actually do love my girl" proceeds to try to throw her into a garbage can ↳mikka.kaiser: fucking dustbin you mean? ↳hiyori: OH MY GOD U REMIND ME AB LINDASY FROM MY 4TH GRADE CLASS WHO USED TO NITPICK ON EVERYONE FOR THERE ENGLISH ↳mikka.kaiser: their* ↳isaichii: stfu it's called a trashcan ↳kuniisuke: i think we're straying off topic BC THAT'S A WHOLE AHH HUMAN THAT'S GOING TO BE PUT ON A FUCKING DUSTBIN ↳mikka.kaiser: in* ↳oliver.aikyu: i swear to fucking god i will ↳alexis.ness: nuh uh ↳yourusername: MAN KUNIGAMI AND OLIVER THE ONLY REAL ONES FR ↳oliver.aiku: we gotchu girl ↳kuniisuke: second that except in a less gay manner ↳julian.loki: SHE'S BEING PUT IN TRASH. ↳rin.itoshi: she's fine. shidou has that trash tan all the time ↳megubachi: i think she's okay considering how ego roams around with that garbage ahh haircut ↳isaichii: that trash can't be worse than igaguri's football skills, she's fine ↳mikka.kaiser: YOU SAID FOOTBALL THANK FUCKING YOU ↳shiidoryu: you're fucking him?

user1: ignoring the second picture the one is actually so cute like 🌷🧚‍♀️💅🎀💕✨‼💯 ↳yourusername: lyt cutie ↳shiidoryu: YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME CUTE? ↳yourusername: go stare at sae's ass or something ↳itoshi_sae: no don't do that don't stare at my ass ↳yourusername: jokes aside he was actually nice to me in that picture (he didn't try throwing me off) ↳user2: something in that sentence makes me think she got thrown off a swing far too many times ↳shiidoryu: in my defense she keeps putting tomatoes in my sandwhich ↳yourusername: you look like one don't blame me

karasu_tabito: did he fall on his butt this time? ↳yourusername: he was careful bc i was sitting on his lap ↳eita.otoya: shidou in his softie green flag era? ↳yourusername: what if he's actually doing this to gain my trust and like gives me off to some kidnapper ↳nikkoki: bffr rn he would probably BE the kidnapper ↳shiidoryu: yeah what if I AM the kidnapper

-liked by chigi.who, hiyori and 198.5k others

yourusername: he isn't always an asshole <3

tagged: shiidoryu

chigi.who: the last picture?? ↳yourusername: my life goals right there ↳yourusername: shidou that better be us when we grow up ↳shiidoryu: that already IS us ↳yourusername: are you called me a 73.8 year old grandma? ↳shiidoryu: IN MY DEFENSE IM CALLING MY SELF A GRANDPA TOO

aryu.jubei: your hair is very ✨glam✨drop the hair care routine (did he try to yank your hair?) ↳yourusername: check dms ↳yourusername: SURPRISNGLY NO?? HE WAS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE TODAY?? ↳shiidoryu: i'm always nice baby ↳yourusername: yeah to your side chicks ↳shiidoryu: YOU are the side chick, sae is ml ↳yourusername: oh fuck you what does that man have other than thick thighs, a thick ass and an ass attitude ↳itoshi_sae: what do i not have ↳yourusername: proper relationship with your family ↳itoshi_sae: fuck off

shiidoryu: you look pretty ↳yourusername: ily im gonna go cry ↳shiidoryu: DON'T CRY WHY ARE YOU CRYING NOW I COMPLIMENTED YOU ↳yourusername: THAT'S THE THING YOI COMPLIMENTED ME ↳shiidoryu: wajt

user3: she looks so pretty and happy in the second pic. shidou you better watch out, i'm in your walls ↳shiidoryu: my walls are nasty, what if my dead hamsters are there ↳yourusername: MY TEIGO. I BOUGHT IT TO YOUR HOUSE AND IT JS DESPAWNED ↳shiidoryu: I'M SORRY

user4: when a zesty ass loving thigh loving (man loving) tomato looking demon who kicks balls around and pick fight w emo boys can pull ↳yourusername: my dms are open for u ↳shiidoryu: no they're not ↳oliver.aiku: how much we betting that he's gonna go make 15 accounts to spam y/n dms ↳isaichii: betting a whole ahh bachira ↳megubachi: WHY ARE U BETTING ME OFF??? ↳chigi.who: betting my other acl ↳kuniisuke: HELP WHAT?? ↳kenyu.yukimiya: betting my already shit vision ↳nagi.seishiro: my gaming console ↳reo.miikage: my entire networth ↳itoshi_sae: my abibas sponsorship ↳user5: ABIBAS 🔥🔥💯💯🔛🔝🗣🗣 ↳rin.itoshi: betting off my brother ↳itoshi_sae: what

welllll that took a lot longer than it should have buttt here you go shidou simps i had fun writing this ig sorta maybe kinda idk

[bonefall]

Is Outcast the only instance of a cat hitting their kit on the ear? I feel like I remember that happening a lot and being treated without any fanfare in-universe, but it's been years since I read the books so I wouldn't be surprised if I'm making that up or mixing stuff up or something.

Generally, when they want you to know that a kit or apprentice is being given a tap of discipline or pawed in a playful sort of cat-way, they use the word "cuff." Cuffed around the ear, a paw cuffs their ear, they feel a cuff, etc.

One example of this is when Hollypaw is celebrating a victory at the Kitty Olympics,

Note how playfully and gently this is framed. It's like they're passing their paw over the ear and it simply bends to the touch, since cat ears don't have, y'know, a bone.

Here's a disciplinary example, when Berrypaw is goofing off on the way to a Gathering by walking on a log in the shallow part of the lakeshore and falls off,

Unless Brambleclaw reared up on his haunches and clapped his paws together on Berrypaw's head, "Idiot Sandwhich" style, "cuffed" here means that his paw swiped over both his ears in one smooth movement. Which wouldn't be possible if ears didn't bend.

(though i do want to eventually make a note of how brambleclaw in particular does a lot of "cuffing" when he's angry or disappointed. in spite of the way the narrative frames him like the perfect father, he's got some interesting behaviors.)

The more important thing here is that when "cuffed" is used, it usually seems to mean "a tap" or "a soft blow." During the Infamous Bumble Scene, Clear Sky even dismisses his vicious beating as wanting to give his victim a "cuff on the ear; nothing too painful."

So compare these instances to the "blows" that are given to Breezepaw and Alder,

This is a "hard blow," Breezepaw immediately flinching, treated in-context as a smack upside the head.

This one even knocks the kitten right off her feet, sending her to the ground so Clear Sky can screech at the child whose mom he murdered for land.

While we can talk about "cuffing" and how anthropomorphized the cats are, if it's even actually painful at all or more just the cat-equivalent of firmly grabbing a kid's shoulder, Crowfeather and Clear Sky here did not just "cuff" these kids.

They smacked them. Hard. There is a difference, on the page, between a "cuff" and a "blow" and they are framed as such. Crowfeather hit his kid, physical abuse.

[sanjisprincesswifey]

obvious ⋆ trafalgar law x reader

summary: in hindsight it was sort of obvious

♡: awkward law content. female reader. 1,000+ words. sfw content.

you step outside, the bright warm sun hugging your body as you stretch out your tired limbs. it had been weeks since the polar tang broke surface, it was nice to get a calm breath of fresh air. 

that is, until three boys rambunctious laughter immediately breaks the peace you had so desperately desired. you shoot ugly looks to shachi, penguin, and bepo who were enjoying the weather on the deck. 

at first, they didn’t notice you were there, but as soon as they did, they shut right up. though, their giggles resumed as you laid down in a sun chair on deck. 

although your eyes were closed from enjoying the sun, you could still feel the three, who seemed to be playing a card game, who kept peeking over at you and giggling like school boys. 

“what?” you grittingly ask. 

the secretive laughter had been going on for days now and it grew tiring very quickly. 

“oh, nothinggg,” penguin says dragging out the last syllable. “it’s just…” he then cracks up in even more fits of giggles unable to finish his sentence. 

“i know someone who likes you,” he sing-songs, teasing like the twelve year olds they appeared to be. 

you roll your eyes. “i’m out of your league, sorry.” 

shachi and bepo burst out laughing, clutching their sides in pain. 

penguin’s face turns red as he frowns, “it’s not me!” 

you sit up in your chair, shrugging your shoulders at the three of them until shachi can finally calm down. “it’s captain! captain has a crush on you!” 

now it’s your turn to laugh, but instead you just stare at him as if he had lost his mind. 

you wanted to blame the sun for the burning sensation that covers your cheeks but you can’t, nor can you blame it for the intensity of the warmth emanating either. 

“what’re you talking about? no he doesn’t. why would you think that? did he tell you that?” you interrogate, stammering over your own words. 

“he definitely does,” bepo agrees, ignoring your curiosity as the three all nod along together. 

you groan, slumping back down in your chair. “why would i believe you idiots anyway?” you wonder aloud, closing your eyes again to hopefully regain some tranquility and a nice tan. 

“you don’t have to believe us…” penguin says, holding his hands up in defense. 

“i don’t.“ 

“…but who do you think put the chair out here for you?” 

your eyes shoot open as you process what he had just said. the polar tang was submerged not even two hours ago. 

“that doesn’t mean he—“

“he knew you’d come out here, just like you do every time,” shachi explains. 

“so what? he puts a chair out for me, that doesn’t mean he likes me,” you gawk, annoyed this was effecting you the way that it was. 

“he always cuts the crusts off your sandwhiches.”

“even if he’s not the one who made it,” bepo chimes in. 

you try to keep your cool the best you can, but it was clear what the only thing on your mind was.

all the unnecessary but minuscule doting that law would do seemed to brush over your head completely up until this moment. 

you glance back over to the boys who have seem to drop the subject and return to their card game. 

as you stand and head for the inside of the polar tang, you try your hardest to not look back as their giggles resume when they realize what you’re doing. 

your steps echo against the metal as you beeline for his study room which was supposed to remain undisturbed, but you figure he wouldn’t mind if you were the one who came in. 

when you’re face to face with the door, there’s a sign posted on the metal that read “studying, do not disturb,” but you ignore it as you knock harsher than normal. 

there’s no noise on the other side and you assume it’s law choosing to ignore the call. but you persist, you knocking again, this time with more force. 

“busy,” law shouts, surely hoping to end the incessant knocking. 

annoyed, you open the door regardless of his protest to do so. as soon as the door is open enough for you to enter, you slip in seeing law spin in his chair with an unamused stare.

his face falters for a couple seconds when he realizes that it’s you, but resumes it’s unforgiving disposition seconds later. “hey! i said i’m busy, did you not see—“ 

“you like me,” you bluntly state, leaning against another one of his desks with your arms crossed.

his face drops, glancing between you and every other object in the room. his cold, off-putting demeanor disappears and what replaces it is an awkward, stuttering mess of a man. 

“wh—what do you mean? of course, i, uh, like you. you’re a good asset to this team and—“ when law realizes that was certainly not what you meant, his head falls in his hands. “…yes, i…like you,” he admits. 

his voice is muffled so you can barely hear him, but you’re glad you did and nod with a soft smile. so those idiots weren’t fucking with you, for once. 

when he notices that you haven’t left, he sits up slightly, “do you,uh,” he dryly coughs, “like…me too?”

the slight blush that tints his tanned cheeks is almost comical, you’ve never seen him look so vulnerable before.

“yeah, i like you.” you smile.

law tries his hardest to not show the extent of his excitement, but the smile that forces its way on his face as he looks away is a dead giveaway. 

“so…does this mean you’re my girlfriend now?” the hopeful tone in his voice makes your heart skip a beat. you’d always known his hard-boiled personality was a facade, it was pretty obvious, but you didn’t think you, of all people, would see what was underneath.

“how about a date first?” you offer, walking over to him and placing a kiss on his cheek. 

his eyes widen, the blush from before now spreading to his entire face as he hastily nods his head, “right, right. that sounds better.”

you giggle, tousling his dark hair. 

“was it obvious?” he questions, still cringing at his own behavior. 

you think back to the three boys on the sun deck who were surely having the time of their lives right now. ”yes, yes it was.” 

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[rosey-shades]

I'm trying so hard to play it cool. To not get wrapped up. To maintain the right level of distance. Because the closer you get, the more scared I feel, and sweat starts to drip. I feel like im losing control. Who am I when I'm with you, and how do I hang on to me?

[loversdomain]

schools been rough recently- idk what it is abt winter for me, glad ur day went okay tho!!

there was a small fire at my school yesterday but it was plastic so my visual arts classes and class in that corridor is cancelled until further notice LMAO. yh a year 13 was burning materials for their textiles class, and i left my bag bc i thought it was a drill and then we stood outside IN THE FREEZING COLD FOR AN HOUR and i didnt even get my sandwhich which made me want to DIE bc i perfectly curated that sandwhich to sandwhich excellence- the baguette was perfectly crunchy and there was the perfect ratio of lettuce to cheese but i couldnt eat it, all bc someone set fire inside, bunch of numptys. AND then i went to co op and my items wouldnt go thru on thr weighing scale so it wouldnt let me remove it or pay and it was so embarrassing bc so many ppl were there since nobody on the visual arts, maths or science corridors could get their stuff. BUT my friends mum drove me home early which wss very lovely of her ❤️ we love her shes a queen ! WOO

hey!!! thought id send a little ask to see how ur day went !! <3 hope ur doing good!!

hi lovely!!! my day went okay :’) been pretty swamped w school stuff and all my spare time has been going towards playing tlou part two LMFAO

how are you beloved loversdomain? <3

[pines4thetwin]

RE; https://www.tumblr.com/pines4thetwin/766541554302222336/dipstan-dipford-implied-with-a-hint-of-stancest?source=share

Saw this post and for some reason it spiked the thought in me of both Dipper AND Mabel doing this (I think because I saw a post with a similar premise but with Mabel? You might've written it I dunno...)

And so it kinda spiked like. What if Mabel and Dipper try and hide that they're doing that from each other, until one (or both) of them get so bottled up with their thoughts they just randomly blurt it out, and both of them have a moment of "oh em gee, you too???"

Idk where else that could go but it was a silly thought and I wanted to share with someone, so. Idk hope you like this!! Even if you don't it was nice to get it out of my head :)

Ahhhh your brain!!!

Idk why i didnt think of this!?!?

I did in fact make a similar post about mabel with her writing fanfiction about stancest, getting a crush on them and peeping on em. (idk if thats the one youre refering to)

But i love this idea, dipper and mabel both sneaking tryna catch a glimpse of the grunks together, running into each other *spiderman pointing meme* but not realizing why the other is sneaking around.

Mabels writing poly fanfic of her and the grunks and Dips got his journal where he's writing all his filthy lil thoughts, not quite outright fanfic.

I dont know what would cause it but i can totally see mabel being like "omg i love them so much. Need those old men to sandwhich me. I need to be between them right now." Maybe she's writing her fanfic and just starts fujoing out loud and dips like "huh?" But it doesnt quite click yet. He assumes she's talking about some fictional men from whatever fandom is her current hyperfixation cause why whould he assume she's talking about the grunks.

I can see mabel as being slightly more laid back when shes not fangirling to herself while writing her fics. She's capable of being normal around the stans. But dippers is actually going insane, bro is zoning out staring at either of the grunks, definitely almost slips more then once and blurts out his feelings to them. He's just struggling for real.

He'd be the one to burst and end up revealing his feelings with mabel being "oh em gee, me too!!!" He's going on a full rant talking about its not fair and theyre old and gross or at least stan is. And mabel definitely protests at that because how dare he... stan is wonderful and amazing but dipper keeps ranting, not paying attention.

"He shouldnt be hot. I shouldnt think theyre hot. Whats wrong with me. Its not fair. Why'd i have to go and fall in love with both of them" And mabel would politely wait for him to finish his rant but he just keeps going and going and mabel slowly starts to get fed up so she grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him till he shuts up.

"Dip-dop." She'd say slowly, as if talking to an idiot. "Me too."

Dipper would tilt his head, eyes studying her in confusion as if trying to figure her out. "You... too?"

And shed give him a look because he's definitely smart enough to put it together instead of standing there staring at her like she has two heads. He'd get it after a moment.

"Ohhhhh! You toooooo!..... You too?!?" And then they'd talk about it. Mabel ranting about how great stan is and how hot both the grunks are and how she wants to be sandwiched between them. She'd definitely be more open about it. Dipper is hesitant at first. Its clear that he's more comfortable talking about his feelings for ford then he is with his feelings for stan.

Mabel would share her poly fics with him and offer to write some with dipper as their third and at first dipper just wants him x ford fics but eventually he caves and asks her to write him all types of poly stuff for him and the grunks. (And even some of him x stan)

He even shows her his filth journal so she can incorporate some of his fantasies (dont imagine them drawing ship fanart together sharing a hiding spot. Adding to the pile like they're penpals passing notes back and forth)

(And if you like pinecest too)

Mabel eventually starting to write pinesot4 fics and being hesitant to share them with dipper at first cause yeah she has always had a teeny crush on her nerdy twin but he's never indicated reciprocating those feelings and yeah they both have crushes on/are in love with the grunkles but this is different. This is them.

But then he goes all red and hesitantly kisses her. And now theyre sneaking around just as much as the stans are. She convinces him to dress up Mystery Mystery for her (like he did in that one ep) and they sometimes take turns roleplaying as the stans for each other. (Imagine one dressed up, role playing stan and the other as ford at the same time. Mabel would make all the jokes about double twincest. Twincest² if you will.)

Theyre still lil peepers but now they talk to each other about the things they catch glimpses of. Stan and ford kissing, cuddling on the couch, the secret little convos they have. They defintely do the silent eye contact twin telepatgy thing when they happen to catch the stans groping eachother on the sly.

Sometimes they just lay up at night, cuddled together (dipper is forsure little spooning lol) and talking about their feelings. Them talking about how they love seeing their grunkles together just as much as they love the idea of being between them or of all of them being together. Just talking about how amazing it would be if the four of them could share their love and falling asleep with their hands intertwined, wishing for something just outta reach.

Okay imma stop this here. Sryyyy for yapping i just love them soo much!!!

Ending with a customary: "Sorry if this isnt what you asked for, its all i got."