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[drugs-and-daddyissues]

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[drugs-and-daddyissues]

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[canarys-coalmine]

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Hi friends ! !

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We'd really, really, really appreciate it if people started reblogging. The likes are so, so kind and sweet, but we're never going to get any sort of reach if we aren't REBLOGGED ! ! !

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[mininiamh]

HE'S SO SMILEY IT MAKES MY HEART HAPPY 🫶

❝ if I were to tattoo a photo on my forehead, this photo of Johnny Depp from yesterday’s show in Italy would be it. look at him, like he looks so good, happy and healthy. he’s glowing and it makes my heart so warm and happy to see him smile and happy. I love you so much John. ❞

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[fourscorneroftheearth]

🫐 hii welcome to my blog! i'm Mouse/Four, i'm a fictive from bfdi:tpot in a traumagenic DID system. i use any pronouns (whatevers funniest) im agender and an evil bisexual. this is my blog for posting random stuff and age regression

🫐 system-wise im an ageless young adult (liek 19ish) but i age regress to around 4-7 (i still listen to mature music etc while little it helps me cope) but bodily we r 19. im an impulse holder n a mood booster

🫐 proshippers, endogenic systems/supporters, radqueers, radfems, transphobes/homophobes, zionists, and trump supporters DNI i hate you. i also dislike hazbin/helluva, boyfriend to death, alfred's playhouse, south park, harry potter, centricide, and tcoaal so if you post about these a lot ill probably avoid u. this is also partly an agere blog so pls don't interact if ur a kink account or do ageplay/kink regression

🫐 i wouldnt mind meeting sourcemates (both bfb/tpot guys and other algebralians) soo feel free 2 hit me up in asks or dms and ill send my disc (we also have needle, flower, ans teardrop) im not looking for anything romantic we have a partner

🫐 im bad at spelling and i say erm a lot but i dont mean it in a passive aggressive way i swear. i can also tone tag if yew like

🫐 i will take requests for agere or fictive stuff (moodboards, toy boards, snack packs, stim/care packages, name/pronoun suggestions) but im not specifically a request blog so i may be slow. also pls be detailed

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tagging system

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[33tomatoes]

goodnight my sillies

i have been..BUSY. ew I'm starting to feel like..an adult 😨

my back pain and mental illness are not helping rn/j

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[drugs-and-daddyissues]

WOW just.. WOW

[chqhyn]

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🤍 ⁺　ᵎ　 ( >_< ) • kim chaehyun ᜔ ࣪ ꫂ

infp 21 bi loving her ♡

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the admin of the account is 19 ! i am not portraying the real chaehyun

[josephine-futturwoman]

persona exist ❤ guhh - what's your main account??

HEYY COOL STUFF COOL ART!! Love the skeleton sweater!!

Whaaat main account hahaha.... What do you meaann.. I don't have a main account... Nonsense...

@pik0s0oxu shh -🫐

[ending-star]

You're just the cutest little guy~ 💙✨

First poiyo art of the year and this is what I make,, anyway this is just me being a bit self indulgent, don't mind it just scroll on byyyy haha

[drugs-and-daddyissues]

God, I'm gonna cum

Johnny Depp as the face of Dior Sauvage

[kysuguru]

your writing has me in a CHOKEHOLD stop i can't breathe 😭

THANK UUU😭😭😭u are truly the sweetest i’m so happy u like my writing 💗💗💗💗💗

[ttyls]

happy friday tt 🥺🫶🏻💕💕 do you have any plans for today? hehe you were dearly missed over the weekend, i hope u had super lots of fun on your hiking trip!! im going to pick berries (at a farm) next week ☺️✨️🫐 going outside and being near nature can be so good for you!!

happy late friday/saturday, sweet wonderful brandy!!!! hopefully you had fun yesterday and your weekend is going well 🫂🩵 i had a good friday hehe i went out for lunch with my sister! my lower body has made a full recovery from all the hiking and now i am stronger than ever 🫡🦾

today is a completely different story 😤🤧 i’m installing a rod support thingy in my closet (i’m taking a break from it right now hehehehe) bc i don’t want to wait 2 business weeks for my dad to do it 😮‍💨 so obviously, i’m also thinking about your ce characters diy home improvement headcanons 😌 i could use a curtis or frank rn 🙇🏻‍♀️

oooh berry picking sounds so fun!!!! i hope the weather will be perfect and that you have the most amazing time!! will it be one kind of berry or will the farm have many kinds you can pick? :-0 you’re so right, experiencing a soft breeze near nature is everything 😌✨

[mininiamh]

So cute 🥰🥰

Viral Soft Launch | LN

Handsomer by Russ (remix)

Summary: Lando and you had always had a very private relationship, always keeping to yourself until a fun little tik tok trend helps you soft launch your relationship.

Warnings: Pretty much none. All fluff. Some sexual innuendo, private relationship, sweet cute bf Lando.

You and Formula one driver, Lando Norris have been dating each other privately for about a year now, there have been rumors but nothing has been confirmed about you two at this time, and to be honest you and Lando liked it that way.. You had been begging him for weeks now to do this silly little Tik Tok trend with you that you had seen other couples doing, even if you didn’t post it to your respective social media accounts you still wanted to make a fun memory with him.

Finally you got him to agree. “Alright Alright, If this is what you want? Tell me what I have to do.” he says with a smirk looking down at you pouting up at him, his thumb running across your bottom lip. “You are the best Lan, I love you so much.” your eyes sparkle at him. You hear him chuckle. “I love you too, Y|N.” his green eyes shining with so much love and admiration for his silly girlfriend. “Okay I'm going to need you to memorize these lyrics.” you say handing him a piece of paper with your handwriting on it. The lyrics to The Remix of Russ’s “Handsomer.” written across it. He looks over at you shaking his head with a laugh. “It's a good thing I love you.” he says, placing a kiss to the top of your head as he leaves you in the living room to practice your part.

After a few hours Lando joins you back in the living room. “I think I’m ready.” he says with a smirk as he watches you practicing your part along with some choreography he feared he would have to learn. You look up at him giving him a wink. “Perfect, me too.” you say pulling him to you and standing on your tippy toes to kiss his perfect little nose. “Here's what I'd like to do.” you say directing him. He lets you drag him around the living room trying to find the best lighting. “Perfection.” you say looking over at Lando glowing in the sunlight of your shared living room. “I want to do each of our parts and then merge them together.” you say. “I’ll do you, you do me.” you say making Lando laugh. “Cut it out Norris.” you laugh playfully shoving him away from you. His dirty mind always getting him into trouble. “Alright alright, sorry serious business, my bad.” he still can’t keep himself from chuckling. You roll your eyes at him. “Since you can’t be serious apparently. You’re going first.” you say pointing for him to return to the designated filming spot. “Bossy much.” he jokes sticking his tongue out at you but doing what he’s told of course. You return the favor sticking out your tongue back at him. Lando raises his eyebrow and opens his mouth to make a comment about putting that tongue to much better use but he decides to keep his mouth shut and do what he’s told.

“Please feel free to have fun with it.” you say winking at him. “So I shouldn’t just stand here like a lump and mumble the lyrics? Rats, that was my whole plan.” he teases you once more. “You know what, never mind.” you sigh walking away, giving up on his continuous bullying and this cute idea you wanted to do with him. “No, no baby come back, I’m sorry I’ll be more serious I swear.” he begs not wanting to see the disappointment on your adorable face any longer. You give him a long side eye. “Ok.” you whisper returning to your filming spot. “Ready when you are princess.” he says with a wink. “On the count of three, okay baby?” you say he nods. “One..Two..Three.” you say pressing Play.

Much to your surprise Lando had really taken his part seriously. “I know I’m fine, but the money makes me handsomer. Walk around, smellin’ like a come-up, and the answer for her problems, but I’m not him, I don’t mind it though. You don’t like me how you think you do, I like it though.” he finishes his part in a fit of laughter. “I'm sorry but this is ridiculous.” he says running his hands through his curls as he rewatches his rap, with both of you laughing hysterically by the end. “Alright missy no more stalling your turn.” he says taking your phone from you. He had no clue what your part was going to be so he was in for a little treat. You take your spot ready whenever he is. You nod. “On the count of three angel face.” he winks. You nod again, locking in. “One..Two..Three.” he says.

“I won’t lie, that extra coin don’t hurt But I gets money baby, I just rather spend yours first. I know for sure the pussy worth more than an Hermes purse.” Lando bites his bottom lip keeping in his gasp as he watches you in pure awe. “I got the best on earth, so that dick better come with some perks. Yeah you fine, and the money caught my eye too but there's a big difference between you and my side dude. You be all up in between them thighs, he’s who I lie to.” you pause winking at him licking your lips. An almost moan leaves Lando’s lips. Damn you were sexy. “You get my titties in your face, he getting side-boob.” you stop laughing hysterically falling into his arms.. You rewatch it laughing hysterically, you both try it a few more times finally deciding to just do it together instead of making separate videos, before you are fully satisfied, each time ending with the pair of you in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. the final take has you both laughing hysterically, lando kissing you softly the pair of you looking at each other completely in love. “That’s it, that's the one.” you say with a soft sweet smile on your face, as you edit the final cut and save it to your phone. Playing it back for Lando.

“This turned out so cute and fun, thanks for convincing me to do it with you.” he laughs, pulling you into his arms. “Thank you for agreeing to do it with me.” you say kissing his cheek gently. You see Lando smirk. “What?” you ask him caressing his cheek with your soft fingertips. “There's no side dude looking at your side boob? Right??” he asks with a laugh. You smack him playfully. “Seriously? Of course not you should know better than that.. You are my one and only Lan.” you smirk. The pair of you stare at each other for a moment before you sigh.

“I know how we like to keep ourselves private so I don’t think we should share it.” you say. Lando can see the sadness in your eyes as the words leave your lips. You knew why you kept things private but sometimes you just really wanted to be able to share the love and joy you had for your sweet boyfriend. He kisses your lips softly. “Whatever you think is best princess, at least we have the moment for us.” he says . There is something mischievous in his eyes. You let out a sigh. “It's probably for the best.” you say setting your phone down on the table, kissing Lando on the cheek and heading into the kitchen to grab a drink. Lando smirks. He had a plan.

He takes your phone and sends the video to himself. He knows the reason why you two had remained private about your relationship but he thought it was about time he shared the love he had for the most beautiful sweet girl he had ever known. You walk back into the living room to grab your phone, so you can put on some music while you cook for the two of you. He knew this was the perfect opportunity. He heard you digging around in the cupboard pulling out pots and pans, the soft hum of Martin Garrix coming from where you were. He smirks as he takes to his instagram to post the video of you two. “You are the answer to all my problems.” he captioned the video after a popular lyric in the song, tagging you and hitting share.. He hears everything in the kitchen stop. He smiles as the video had finally uploaded to his instagram.

“Lando?” he hears you call to him. He can’t help but smirk. “Yeah babe.” he says as you meet him in the hall, phone in hand. You eye him. “You just couldn’t help yourself could you?” you laugh at your idiot boyfriend. He pulls you close. “I couldn’t help it, we looked so cute and had so much fun, I couldn’t let that go to waste, plus you worked so hard to get me to do it with you, and looked so disappointed when we decided not to share it.” he says. “What about our privacy?” you ask him, as he brushes a strand of your hair from your face and tucks it behind your ear. “We’ll deal with it as it comes my love, there isn’t a single thing we can’t handle together.” he says kissing your lips reassuring you that everything was going to be alright. At this time you were sure the internet was probably going wild with your relationship finally confirmed.

You decide to follow Lando’s lead and share his post to your story. “#SoftLaunch I love you 😘 Thanks for being silly with me babe. You are my everything ��” you were so happy you finally got to share this love you had with everyone. Lando’s fans were going crazy, loving you two finally going public. There had been so many rumors since you’d been in the paddock so much but you two had always been careful about putting your relationship into the public eye but it was kind of refreshing to finally be out in the open sharing your love for each other and being able to announce your relationship in such a fun way, which fans were absolutely loving. You couldn’t wait to be able to get him to do the next Tik Tok trend with you.

The End.