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[mikalbridges]

tied for career-high 3s

[grimmagines]

you!!

kiss your f/o's big nose!!!

look at it, just waiting for a smooch!!!

pr0ship + related dni. divider by horangipilled.

[tyrelbauer]

soft thoughts with rempe. i feel like hes the pouty type for some reason so imagine you get up before him one morning and he walks out into the kitchen or wherever you are with his hood up and his hair pretty much covering his face and he's all pouty because you weren't next to him when he woke up.

"you left me" pairing: matt rempe x fem!reader

it's early—too early, really—but after tossing and turning for what feels like hours, you decide to stop fighting it. you slowly get up and slip out of the bedroom. you walk into the living room, wrapping yourself in a blanket and settling onto the couch.

about forty-five minutes pass and you're scrolling absentmindedly on your phone.

"you left me."

you look over and matt is pouting in the doorway, his hood is pulled over his head and his hair is pretty much covering his face.

"when did you wake up?" he asks.

"around 6:00," you answer, setting your phone down. "i couldn’t fall back asleep, and i didn’t want to wake you."

he doesn’t say anything at first, just shuffles over and lifts up the blanket, dropping down onto the couch next to you. or, more accurately, on top of you. his head finds its usual spot against your chest, and his arms snake around your waist as he burrows into the blanket you're under.

"you could’ve just stayed," he murmurs, his words muffled against the blanket.

"you looked too peaceful."

"i was peaceful because you were there. i sleep the best when you are next to me."

"oh yeah?"

he nods, his arms tightening a little around your waist. "yeah. so... next time, don’t leave me."

you laugh softly, shaking your head, but the smile doesn’t leave your face. "i think i can manage that."

and with that, the two of you drift back to sleep.

[vinylshifting]

I think we should stop trying to explain stuff to antis and start gatekeeping. like mf if you think shifting is a big lie, then get out of here. We dont want you here!

[pampinoscaryt2]

Vladislava Galagan

[paradiseyuri]

Created by : ☆洡🦒☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

[neoballsucker]

𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑠

Genre : the neighbors nextdoor

Pair : dilf! jaehyun x fem!reader

Waring : smut , unprotected sex , jaehyun is a father , mentions and usage of alcohol, anal sex , jaehyun is older than he actually is (in his 30s) , legal age gap, non-con (?)

Summary : jaehyun is your neighbor rich handsome and a gentleman but he has a daughter from his ex-girlfriend who cheated on him

W.C : 1.5K

A/N : something quick for jae's birthday (ik I'm late 👎👎)

You've been looking for a job beside college since you moved out to a farther place for your college , you look online and in stores and cafés , you got to know your neighbors, they were all nice and lovely, you also introduced yourself to your next door neighbor jaehyun, he was handsome, respectful , you also heard he used to be married or he always bring girls to his house but he looked the opposite, he looked like a quiet person and calm , his voice was kind of Deep and smooth as well , he told you he owns a company, so you asked if he had any job for undergraduate students, but unfortunately he doesn't, but that's not really important,you then discovered he has a daughter from his ex girlfriend and they left eachother because she was cheating on him ,but they keep in touch just for the poor little girl, it wasn't your business or anything , few days passed and you finally found a job in a café near your house,it didn't pay too much but it was good for a part time job, It was until Jaehyun texted you one day

“Hey y/n”

“Oh hey jaehyun !!”

“Are you still available for work”

“It's just my ex girlfriend traveled due to work and left Yoon with me and I need someone to take care of her”

“Ahh yeah sure , when will your ex-girlfriend come back?”

“After two weeks”

“Don't worry I'll pay you”

“it’s okay you don't have to”

“We can meet at my house and discuss everything. Is that okay with you y/n?”

“Yeah, sure then see you later”

That's how the conversation ended between you two , the day passed , and the next day he invites you to his house, you wear something simple and proper at the same time and put on some makeup and do your hair,you go to his house and knock the door gently,he opens the door his figure was slightly bigger and taller than you

“Oh hi y/n come in” he smiles softly making his dimples appear ,his hair was brown and fluffy he just looked perfect, you smile back at him and gets in the house,it was tidy and clean also so good, there were also some toys you assumed it belongs to his daughter

“Take a seat please” he said after leading you to the living room, you sit on one of the many chairs In Front of you

“So basically you will be here everyday except the weekends , also my schedule is flexible so I don't have specific time to come back home , so don't mind if I came too late”

“No it's okay I'll make sure to take care of her”

“Thank you so much y/n , I really appreciate your help, how much money would you like to get?”

“It'll be for free for a special customer” you chuckle and wink , he smiles and nods

“Fine fine but I'll for sure take you out for dinner once I'm free”

“You don't have to seriously, you have job and her mom is not available, it's okay”

“You sure y/n? You know kids can be tiring sometimes”

“It's okay jaehyun, it's not that much to worry about” of course he was a busy man with responsibilities and well…a child, how can a man like him be in his mid 30s it was shocking how can such a sweet man like be that old some of your friends told you to go after him since he's rich but isn't he too old for you? You usually don't like taking care of children but Yoon was surprisingly a really calm and quiet child just like her dad, jaehyun told she is quiet but can be playful sometimes, she only plays with her toys eat and sleep or watch the TV and sleep , the days passed really quickly surprisingly , jaehyun sometimes comes home early or too late , he can be drunk sometimes,you help him go to bed and make sure yoon is sleeping and then leave the house , this is how it went until yoon’s mom came and took her , jaehyun thanked you and insisted on paying you 1000 dollars, you found it too much but he said it was his first and only daughter it's never too much , you noticed that jaehyun likes to spoil his daughter, her branded clothes and her decorated room and how he gets her everything and anything she wants, food , candy and toys , yoon also adores her dad so much , you notice how happy she gets when she sees her dad , their relationship was so warm and good , you kept working at the café and drowning in college and project and essays you didn't have time for yourself , valentine was soon coming , but who are you celebrating it with? No one you were planning on staying home and just sleep or something,but you remembered that Yoon told you that her dad's birthday was on valentine's day, so you decided to give him a small gift, you didn't know jaehyun really well, so you decided to get him a perfume and maybe cake as well, you went to a bakery near college after you finished classes and got a small cake and went to a near gift shop and got him a gift card and a perfume, you then go home and prepare everything for him, you then go to his house and knock on the door , nobody opens so you decide to leave it In Front of the door , his house wasn't that big you can hear footsteps and some noises, you can't tell where is it from , you can hear some moans , when you realized you can feel yourself getting embarrassed by it and immediately go to your house , days passed since the coincidence , you and jaehyun didn't really talk since you were busy studying and working, jaehyun on the other hand didn't even have time to hang out with his daughter, the work increase more and it became hard to even have a break at home, he was at his office for nearly 24 hours, finally summer vacation comes after hard work and exhaustion,it was all worth it after all , you were finally able to have some fun and discover the city that you're in even more now, you had some fun , you were also able to visit your parents for few weeks, and then returned to your house, you rest in your house and one day you decide to go on a walk around the neighborhood, it was kinda refreshing to go around the place , you suddenly run by jaehyun

“Oh hi y/n”

“Oh hi jaehyun, how have you been doing” you smiled and then remembered what happened a while ago , you panicked slightly but you tried to not make it obvious

“Oh I'm okay, also thank you for the gift on my birthday, I really appreciate it” he smiles softly and gosh these dimples of his , made you melt

“Oh it's nothing much” you smile , shaking your head

“I should treat you , are you free right now? Maybe I'll take you out for dinner.” He obviously just came from his job , he also looked really exhausted and tired

“Maybe next time? You kinda look tired today.” You say with a slightly worried tone

“No no ,I insist!!” he says with slight sarcasm

you sigh and accept his invitation, you were hesitant at the beginning but you tried to keep calm , you go to your house and get ready, wearing a simple dress and high heels, since he told you it will be in a fancy kind of restaurant, , he took you in his car, it looked expensive and clean ,he also looked wonderful and handsome , you finally to the restaurant and order the fokd , you would be lying if you said that the food is not good , it was amazing, everything was amazing, jaehyun was jaw dropping and such a gentleman , he took you to his house suggesting to drink together, you get drunk and things took a turn and all you know is him thrusting his hips while kissing your neck and you moaning and screaming for more , you can't even remember how did you end up like that but you don't want it to end anyways , the sounds of the fraction between your bodies, your moans and his heavy breaths , your vision is blurry , tears about to fall out your eyes , you can hear him groan in a low unaudioble voice. You were at the edge of collapsing due to overstimulation , you felt your release is soon.

“I-i'm gonna-”you couldn't even finish the sentence and felt your release, close your eyes and bite your lips

“You look so beautiful all fucked under gosh” he smirks and keep thrusting inside you until you felt his warm seeds inside you, he falls next to you , looking at you with his brown semi closed eyes and kisses your lips , and you two end up sleeping next to eachother

[balls-on-my-face]

🦒

[spookyclookykinz]

❤️ merry christmas!! 💚

[mattscoquette]

ive always seen matt with a gf who's the youngest child in her family so she's treated like a princess in a way. like whether she's younger, older, or the same age as matt, she'll always fold for his casual dominance because that's how she's been treated her whole life

- 🦒

wait this but matt with a girl who’s the oldest or only daughter so she’s not used the casual dominance and she loves it sm bc it’s all she’s wanted :(

[thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her]

Naked In New Orleans

Chapter 1 - The Introduction Part 1.

Word Count: 2066.

TW: Normal CM case details, Jemily mention (not confirmed, and not really a TW, but yk), Suggestive content in the last quarter, but not full smut!! Let me know if there's more.

Summary: Reader and Will meet JJ and the rest of the team; flirting and responsible intoxication ensues.

~~~

The team were looking over the details of the case on the jet; 3 bodies pre-Katrina in 18 months, a 4th being found a few days ago. The victimology was all over the place, "Besides from being male, and walking the French Quartet late at night" is what Morgan had said, while everyone was bouncing theories off each other.

After landing in New Orleans, and a brief car ride, JJ, Gideon and Morgan landed at the crime scene.

"You must be BAU. Detective William Lamontagne Junior." Will greeted, holding his hand out for Jennifer to shake.

"Jennifer Jareau, we spoke on the phone." The blonde responded, in her usual friendly tone, as he looked her over.

"Well, okay then. Pictured you different." He stated, unprompted.

"Will, don't go distracting the pretty agent from doing her job." A woman said, walking away from her conversation with a few cops from New Orleans PD, reaching her own hand out to JJ.

"Detective Y/N Lamontagne, you actually spoke to me." She, Y/N, added, wordlessly pulling her hand from the liaison's, before moving on to shake Gideon's and Morgan's.

"Don't worry, everyone gets that confused at one time or another, even though I'm probably the better looking one." The female detective smirked, her accent noticeably more watered down than Will's.

"Now, now, Phoenix, we both know that's not true." He teased, lightly kicking his shoe against the cane held in her left hand, throwing her off-balance for a moment.

JJ noticed a flash of anger and irritation on Y/N's face, before she swiftly composed herself, rolling her shoulders back and subtly adjusted her posture, deciding to change the subject. "Please ignore my idiot big brother, he never knows when to shut the hell up; been like that since we were kids. How can we help?"

"I understand you received a letter." Gideon interjected, deciding it was best to get started with the job at hand.

"Yeah. Before they were lost in Katrina, daddy received two others. This one came addressed to him yesterday, and they passed it on to me." Will started, handing the new letter that was in an evidence bag over to Gideon.

"Are you sure it's from the same killer?" Jennifer asked, looking between the pair, before Gideon answered. "It's a detailed account of what he did to the bodies."

Once they'd finished up at the crime scene, and gone to William Lamontagne Senior's house, to see the word 'Jones' carved into the wall, they headed back to PD headquarters, receiving a verbal autopsy report from Prentiss and Reid, along with their discovery of the UnSub potentially being a surgeon, or having gone to med-school, as well as and the pair's and Hotch's analysis on the letter; a modern day version of Jack the Ripper, loose in New Orleans.

---

The next day, Gideon, Morgan, Prentiss, Reid, and Will were called to another crime scene, to talk to two friends of the new victim; the UnSub had struck again. Meanwhile, back at the station, Hotch was combing through the evidence they had to double and triple check they hadn't missed anything, which gave a chance for JJ and Y/N to talk, in between making calls and giving orders.

"Hey-" Y/N started, coming up behind JJ, handing her a cup of coffee, before sitting down next to her.

"Hi- Thank you." The blonde responded, finishing up a few notes, and taking a sip.

"Forgive me for being self-conscious, but I want you to know that I was just messing around yesterday with the whole "pretty agent" comment. Thinking about it now, it probably sounded a little bit undermining, and that wasn't my intention, in case we got off on the wrong foot." She added, running her pointer finger around the rim of her mug, as an anxious tick.

"Oh, it's okay- Don't even worry about it; I've had worse." The liaison disclosed, brushing it off.

"That's.... sad, I guess- Not that you're sad, or anything. I mean, I don't even know you, so I can't accurately dictate that, but just that shit like that sucks." The detective rambled, barely making eye contact with her even once.

"It's okay, Y/N. I get what you mean, I promise." JJ reassured, placing her left hand over the woman opposite her's free hand.

"Okay, thank you. I just didn't want you to think I was a tool like a fair few of the guys in this department." Y/N disclosed, which was met with a smile, and a small chuckle, from the blonde, before their conversation was cut off by Hotch walking over to them. "They're back; we're ready to give the profile."

---

After they'd delivered the profile, and a brief phone call from the BAU team's technical analyst, Penelope Garcia, Prentiss and Morgan (and assumedly Reid) left for Texas to check out an unsolved case in Galveston (where a lot of refugees from Katrina relocated) from four months ago, of which was missing a kidney like one of Jack the Ripper's victims; leaving you, Will, and the rest of the BAU team to go over the details of the case, to try and come up with a list of suspects.

"Fancy a change of scenery, blondie? Apparently the rest of your team is as stubborn and kinda boring as they look; no offence." You offered, sitting against the edge of the desk in your office, that you insisted JJ use for her liaison duties, since it was quieter than trying to work smack-bang in the middle of New Orleans PD's bustling office.

"None taken?" Jennifer replied, her attention drawn toward you as you gazed down at her. "But sure, why not? It couldn't hurt, I guess. Where do you suggest that we go?"

"I have an idea."

A bar on the French Quarter was not what she had in mind.

"Neat whiskey, and whatever the lady wants, please Leon." Y/N said to the bartender, Leon, as the pair took a seat on a couple stools in front of the bar.

"Just a soda, thanks." JJ added, with a smile, as she looked over at the woman next to her. "You come here a lot?"

"Not really, no, but it was my dad's favourite; so outside of school, and sports, me and Will basically grew up here." She replied, resting her cane between her legs. "Hell, Leon here could probably tell you what my favourite animal was from I was a kid- Thank you." The detective added, accepting both drinks from the bartender, and handing the soda to the other girl.

"It's not right." Y/N started after finishing her second whiskey, while JJ was still nursing her soda. "The French Quarter is one of the only parts of the city that dodged Katrina, and now there's an assumed dead serial killer on the loose."

"It's a small area," The blonde reassured. "We're narrowing down the profile; we'll find him."

"I just hate that this guy has a leg up on us, you know?" She said, raking a hand through her hair, before dropping it on the bar.

"I promise, as soon as my team knows anything, we'll hear about it, okay?" The liaison replied, resting her hand over the other woman's.

"You're not married." Y/N stated after a little while, her eyes flicking from the blonde's hands, which were now occupied with a pad of paper and a pen, to her face; only now noticing how gorgeous the colour of her eyes were.

"I'm sorry?" Jennifer responded, her eyebrows knitting together slightly, as she looked up from her case notes.

"There's no tan-line on your ring finger. I know that DC typically rains a lot, so you might not have one if you were, but you seem like the kind of person who'd wear her wedding ring; if not on your hand, then you'd at least have it on a necklace, or something, but I see no chain under that sweater-shirt of yours." The detective explained, leaving the liaison speechless for a few moments.

"And what does my marital status have to do with this case how?" The other girl replied, subtly trying to keep the topic of conversation professional.

"Truthfully? Nothing, I'm just testing the waters; seeing if it's okay for me to flirt with you, or if I got the wrong impression, and you're actually with that pretty brunette lady." Y/N shrugged, turning fully to look at her.

"What, Emily? No, we're not together; I'm not with anyone, fyi." JJ disclosed, trying to ignore the former comment, looking back down at her notes.

"Excuse me, compliments from the woman in the blue top." One of the servers said, passing a glass over to the detective.

"Wow, that was bold." The blonde stated, exasperatedly, as the woman next to her pushed the glass away.

"She probably thought we were just working; you jealous?" Y/N teased, tucked a hand under her ear.

"No-! We are working. I'm just... surprised, that's all." The liaison stammered out, to back herself up.

"You're a lousy liar, as well, y'know that?" The other woman smirked, basking in the girl's brief bashfulness, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. "You wanna get out of here?"

---

JJ doesn't know what made her agree, but shortly after raiding Y/N's liquor cabinet for a bottle of red, and drinking about half of it in her kitchen, the pair drunkenly stumbled into her bedroom, giggling as they both crashed onto her bed.

"You're so fuckin' pretty, Jen." Y/N muttered, lying on top of the other girl, and pressing kisses along her neck.

"Y/N...." JJ sighs out softly, letting her head fall back, as she tangled both her hands in the detectives hair.

"Do you, have, any, idea, how, insane, you, have driven me, the last, couple, of days?" The woman asked, punctuating her words with soft kisses to the blonde's plush, pink lips.

"Do you have any idea how unprofessional this is considered?" JJ retorted, lazily curling a strand of hair around her finger.

"Do you want to stop?" Y/N pondered, pulling back and straddling the blonde's lap.

"No- No. I'm just messing around." The liaison replied, trailing a hand over the other woman's white button-up.

"Okay." The detective stated, moving to kiss her again, over and over while snaking your hands under her shirt, pulling it up as JJ got to putting her fingers to work by unbuttoning your shirt.

Once you'd both sheded your shirts, and discarded them on the floor, both pairs of your hands moved to grasp any inch of flesh they could get to; hers on your hips, and yours on her bra-covered tits.

"You are literally an angel." You uttered, as JJ unclasped her bra a few moments later, letting her breasts spill out, before you looked her over fully.

"Oh, shut up-" She mumbled, her cheeks dusted a just-about noticeable shade of pink, as she buried her hands back in your hair, and initiated the kiss again.

Moaning softly against her lips, you both continued like this for a good 10 minutes (your hands occasionally venturing lower), even after JJ switching her position, to straddle your lap instead.

After a solid 5 minutes of her being on top of you, and almost getting to 3rd base, the liaison's phone rang from her jeans (which were now on the floor), causing you both to groan.

"Just ignore it-" You murmured, wanting this moment to last forever.

"Hang on-" The girl stated, pressing a final kiss to your lips, before rolling off your lap, and sitting up on her knees, bending over the edge of the bed slightly, as she grabbed her phone from her back pocket, and answered it.

"Jareau." JJ picked up the phone, holding it to her ear, listening intently to who was on the other end.

"Yeah, I'm at her apartment now. Okay, thanks, bye" The blonde spoke after a few minutes.

"What's going on?" Y/N questioned, picking JJ's bra and shirt up from the floor, and handing them to her, suspecting they may need to head back to the office.

"That was Morgan and Prentiss," JJ said, accepting her clothes from the women. "The UnSub we're looking for is a woman." Both of you suddenly became hyperaware of all of the women that were at the bar you went earlier; including the one who you got given a drink by.

~~~

Holy shit, I did it!! I am exhausted, and my mouth is really dry (I hunkered down to do the last 1k words in three hours, which is really good for me). Hope you guys like this, and see you in chapter 3.

-Harlow

[catbuspass]

look charlie its us!

[enchantedchocolatebars]

💛 🌸 🐶 /// ☠️ :3 💧 /// 💫 🦒 ✨️

[tyrelbauer]

fluff prompt 1 or 30 w matt rempe pls!!

"get off me" pairing: matt rempe x fem!reader

you're sprawled out on the couch, phone in hand, scrolling aimlessly through tiktok.

you hear footsteps approaching but you don’t bother to look up.

a moment later and without warning, matt lays down on top of you.

“get off me,” you groan, pushing at his shoulders with one hand while trying to keep hold of your phone with the other.

“i’m trying to love you!” he declares, his voice muffled as he buries his face in your neck. his breath tickles, and you squirm beneath him, trying to wiggle free.

��matt, seriously,” you protest, but there’s no real annoyance in your tone. it’s hard to be mad or annoyed when it comes to him being clingy with you.

after a few more attempts to get him to move, you give up and let your hands fall to your sides.

matt shifts slightly, adjusting so he’s lying more comfortably.

your phone is forgotten now, the screen going dark as you let it slip from your fingers. your arms find their way around him, one hand idly playing with his hair.

"I could listen to your heartbeat forever." matt murmurs.