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[mikalbridges]

tied for career-high 3s

[vinylshifting]

I think we should stop trying to explain stuff to antis and start gatekeeping. like mf if you think shifting is a big lie, then get out of here. We dont want you here!

[tyrelbauer]

fluff prompt 1 or 30 w matt rempe pls!!

"get off me" pairing: matt rempe x fem!reader

you're sprawled out on the couch, phone in hand, scrolling aimlessly through tiktok.

you hear footsteps approaching but you don’t bother to look up.

a moment later and without warning, matt lays down on top of you.

“get off me,” you groan, pushing at his shoulders with one hand while trying to keep hold of your phone with the other.

“i’m trying to love you!” he declares, his voice muffled as he buries his face in your neck. his breath tickles, and you squirm beneath him, trying to wiggle free.

“matt, seriously,” you protest, but there’s no real annoyance in your tone. it’s hard to be mad or annoyed when it comes to him being clingy with you.

after a few more attempts to get him to move, you give up and let your hands fall to your sides.

matt shifts slightly, adjusting so he’s lying more comfortably.

your phone is forgotten now, the screen going dark as you let it slip from your fingers. your arms find their way around him, one hand idly playing with his hair.

"I could listen to your heartbeat forever." matt murmurs.

[paradiseyuri]

Created by : ☆洡🦒☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

[neoballsucker]

𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑠

Genre : the neighbors nextdoor

Pair : dilf! jaehyun x fem!reader

Waring : smut , unprotected sex , jaehyun is a father , mentions and usage of alcohol, anal sex , jaehyun is older than he actually is (in his 30s) , legal age gap, non-con (?)

Summary : jaehyun is your neighbor rich handsome and a gentleman but he has a daughter from his ex-girlfriend who cheated on him

W.C : 1.5K

A/N : something quick for jae's birthday (ik I'm late 👎👎)

You've been looking for a job beside college since you moved out to a farther place for your college , you look online and in stores and cafés , you got to know your neighbors, they were all nice and lovely, you also introduced yourself to your next door neighbor jaehyun, he was handsome, respectful , you also heard he used to be married or he always bring girls to his house but he looked the opposite, he looked like a quiet person and calm , his voice was kind of Deep and smooth as well , he told you he owns a company, so you asked if he had any job for undergraduate students, but unfortunately he doesn't, but that's not really important,you then discovered he has a daughter from his ex girlfriend and they left eachother because she was cheating on him ,but they keep in touch just for the poor little girl, it wasn't your business or anything , few days passed and you finally found a job in a café near your house,it didn't pay too much but it was good for a part time job, It was until Jaehyun texted you one day

“Hey y/n”

“Oh hey jaehyun !!”

“Are you still available for work”

“It's just my ex girlfriend traveled due to work and left Yoon with me and I need someone to take care of her”

“Ahh yeah sure , when will your ex-girlfriend come back?”

“After two weeks”

“Don't worry I'll pay you”

“it’s okay you don't have to”

“We can meet at my house and discuss everything. Is that okay with you y/n?”

“Yeah, sure then see you later”

That's how the conversation ended between you two , the day passed , and the next day he invites you to his house, you wear something simple and proper at the same time and put on some makeup and do your hair,you go to his house and knock the door gently,he opens the door his figure was slightly bigger and taller than you

“Oh hi y/n come in” he smiles softly making his dimples appear ,his hair was brown and fluffy he just looked perfect, you smile back at him and gets in the house,it was tidy and clean also so good, there were also some toys you assumed it belongs to his daughter

“Take a seat please” he said after leading you to the living room, you sit on one of the many chairs In Front of you

“So basically you will be here everyday except the weekends , also my schedule is flexible so I don't have specific time to come back home , so don't mind if I came too late”

“No it's okay I'll make sure to take care of her”

“Thank you so much y/n , I really appreciate your help, how much money would you like to get?”

“It'll be for free for a special customer” you chuckle and wink , he smiles and nods

“Fine fine but I'll for sure take you out for dinner once I'm free”

“You don't have to seriously, you have job and her mom is not available, it's okay”

“You sure y/n? You know kids can be tiring sometimes”

“It's okay jaehyun, it's not that much to worry about��� of course he was a busy man with responsibilities and well…a child, how can a man like him be in his mid 30s it was shocking how can such a sweet man like be that old some of your friends told you to go after him since he's rich but isn't he too old for you? You usually don't like taking care of children but Yoon was surprisingly a really calm and quiet child just like her dad, jaehyun told she is quiet but can be playful sometimes, she only plays with her toys eat and sleep or watch the TV and sleep , the days passed really quickly surprisingly , jaehyun sometimes comes home early or too late , he can be drunk sometimes,you help him go to bed and make sure yoon is sleeping and then leave the house , this is how it went until yoon’s mom came and took her , jaehyun thanked you and insisted on paying you 1000 dollars, you found it too much but he said it was his first and only daughter it's never too much , you noticed that jaehyun likes to spoil his daughter, her branded clothes and her decorated room and how he gets her everything and anything she wants, food , candy and toys , yoon also adores her dad so much , you notice how happy she gets when she sees her dad , their relationship was so warm and good , you kept working at the café and drowning in college and project and essays you didn't have time for yourself , valentine was soon coming , but who are you celebrating it with? No one you were planning on staying home and just sleep or something,but you remembered that Yoon told you that her dad's birthday was on valentine's day, so you decided to give him a small gift, you didn't know jaehyun really well, so you decided to get him a perfume and maybe cake as well, you went to a bakery near college after you finished classes and got a small cake and went to a near gift shop and got him a gift card and a perfume, you then go home and prepare everything for him, you then go to his house and knock on the door , nobody opens so you decide to leave it In Front of the door , his house wasn't that big you can hear footsteps and some noises, you can't tell where is it from , you can hear some moans , when you realized you can feel yourself getting embarrassed by it and immediately go to your house , days passed since the coincidence , you and jaehyun didn't really talk since you were busy studying and working, jaehyun on the other hand didn't even have time to hang out with his daughter, the work increase more and it became hard to even have a break at home, he was at his office for nearly 24 hours, finally summer vacation comes after hard work and exhaustion,it was all worth it after all , you were finally able to have some fun and discover the city that you're in even more now, you had some fun , you were also able to visit your parents for few weeks, and then returned to your house, you rest in your house and one day you decide to go on a walk around the neighborhood, it was kinda refreshing to go around the place , you suddenly run by jaehyun

“Oh hi y/n”

“Oh hi jaehyun, how have you been doing” you smiled and then remembered what happened a while ago , you panicked slightly but you tried to not make it obvious

“Oh I'm okay, also thank you for the gift on my birthday, I really appreciate it” he smiles softly and gosh these dimples of his , made you melt

“Oh it's nothing much” you smile , shaking your head

“I should treat you , are you free right now? Maybe I'll take you out for dinner.” He obviously just came from his job , he also looked really exhausted and tired

“Maybe next time? You kinda look tired today.” You say with a slightly worried tone

“No no ,I insist!!” he says with slight sarcasm

you sigh and accept his invitation, you were hesitant at the beginning but you tried to keep calm , you go to your house and get ready, wearing a simple dress and high heels, since he told you it will be in a fancy kind of restaurant, , he took you in his car, it looked expensive and clean ,he also looked wonderful and handsome , you finally to the restaurant and order the fokd , you would be lying if you said that the food is not good , it was amazing, everything was amazing, jaehyun was jaw dropping and such a gentleman , he took you to his house suggesting to drink together, you get drunk and things took a turn and all you know is him thrusting his hips while kissing your neck and you moaning and screaming for more , you can't even remember how did you end up like that but you don't want it to end anyways , the sounds of the fraction between your bodies, your moans and his heavy breaths , your vision is blurry , tears about to fall out your eyes , you can hear him groan in a low unaudioble voice. You were at the edge of collapsing due to overstimulation , you felt your release is soon.

“I-i'm gonna-”you couldn't even finish the sentence and felt your release, close your eyes and bite your lips

“You look so beautiful all fucked under gosh” he smirks and keep thrusting inside you until you felt his warm seeds inside you, he falls next to you , looking at you with his brown semi closed eyes and kisses your lips , and you two end up sleeping next to eachother

[catbuspass]

look charlie its us!

[mattscoquette]

imagine matts gf is someone who doesn't like to wear bikinis bc she prefers tankinis, little shorts, or swim dresses. but one day she tells matt to come over bc she's doing nothing but staying in the pool and he comes over to see her in a bikini for the first time and man's speechless and she tells him since it was just him coming over she didn't mind wearing it. man is getting hard in seconds lol

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yes yes yes

[amymbona]

THINKING ABOUT just soft showers with honestly either art or pat... just gently washing eachother and enjoying eachother's closeness... mhm! not even necessarily thinking of fucking but if you end up sucking a dick, what's the harm? 🙂‍↕️

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🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ I had this little idea in my mind for a while.

Kneeling in front of Patrick, gently sucking his cock as the warm shower air envelops the both of you, water streaming down your burning bodies... And while you're taking his whole length into your mind - eager to make him feel good after a long, tough day - he's spreading a coconut scented shampoo over his palms and washing your hair. He's rubbing your scalp soothingly, using his position to push you a bit closer into his crotch and chuckling when your throat squeezes the tip of his cock. But he's still being gentle, very much, ensuring your locks are washed thoroughly and ready for tomorrow.

[balls-on-my-face]

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[mooechi]

ha ha ha

[spookyclookykinz]

he offers you a chookie (chip cookie)

[lpsotd]

Apologies for my prolonged absence, life has gotten in the way of my quest to request every Giraffe LPS in existence.

In any case, could i request Pierre de Long (#3812)? It's name sounds french, fitting as is it was i am as well.

Sincerely, giraffe anon. 🦒

todays littlest pet shop of the day is … pierre de long #3812 !! for you, giraffe anon !!

[thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her]

Naked In New Orleans

Jennifer Jareau x Lamontagne!Reader

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TW's/Tropes for this series: Strangers/Co-Workers to Lovers, FWB (Chap 1&2 to 4), internalised homophobia, Willi@m Lam0ntagne, normal CM violence, a few case details in most chapters, typical wlw angst, Will lowkey being jealous/possessive af (OOC ik, but let me live), character death 🤫, pregnancy stuff I've looked up, childbirth.

I think that's it; lmk as and when, if there's anything else :)

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Chapter 1 (2x18 Pt1): ? Chapter 2 (2x18 Pt 2: ? Chapter 3 (2x20): ? Chapter 4 (2x23 - 3x4): ? Chapter 5 (3x9): ? Chapter 6 (3x17): ? Chapter 7 (3x20): ? Chapter 8 (4x1 - 4x2): ? Chapter 9 (4x4): ? Chapter 10 (4x7): ?

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Also, the canon CM timeline in this fic is a bit off/smushed together, but that's only for the cases + stuff; so to break it up/make it make sense, the first 5 episodes are across 3 months + the last 5 are across 8, but fingers crossed it will make sense when all 10 chapters are out :)

-Harlow

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[tyrelbauer]

soft thoughts with rempe. i feel like hes the pouty type for some reason so imagine you get up before him one morning and he walks out into the kitchen or wherever you are with his hood up and his hair pretty much covering his face and he's all pouty because you weren't next to him when he woke up.

"you left me" pairing: matt rempe x fem!reader

it's early—too early, really—but after tossing and turning for what feels like hours, you decide to stop fighting it. you slowly get up and slip out of the bedroom. you walk into the living room, wrapping yourself in a blanket and settling onto the couch.

about forty-five minutes pass and you're scrolling absentmindedly on your phone.

"you left me."

you look over and matt is pouting in the doorway, his hood is pulled over his head and his hair is pretty much covering his face.

"when did you wake up?" he asks.

"around 6:00," you answer, setting your phone down. "i couldn’t fall back asleep, and i didn’t want to wake you."

he doesn’t say anything at first, just shuffles over and lifts up the blanket, dropping down onto the couch next to you. or, more accurately, on top of you. his head finds its usual spot against your chest, and his arms snake around your waist as he burrows into the blanket you're under.

"you could’ve just stayed," he murmurs, his words muffled against the blanket.

"you looked too peaceful."

"i was peaceful because you were there. i sleep the best when you are next to me."

"oh yeah?"

he nods, his arms tightening a little around your waist. "yeah. so... next time, don’t leave me."

you laugh softly, shaking your head, but the smile doesn’t leave your face. "i think i can manage that."

and with that, the two of you drift back to sleep.

[gabessquishytum]

As omega and King, Dream is expected to carry all possible heirs himself to secure the purity of the bloodline. To avoid any and all doubts about legitimacy, any birth will be broadcast live to anyone who cares to switch on the stream.

As a member of the harem, Hob is not allowed to be present, not even as Dream's favourite. All he can do is sit and watch the screen, and hear Dream cry out for him both through the speakers and through the sounds that float down the hall.

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Omggg this is so good! An omega with a whole harem of alphas ALWAYS makes me so feral.

Honestly Dream wishes that his favourite alpha wasn’t quite so strong and virile, you know? He just feels like he’s popping out babies every five minutes at this point and as much as he loves his family, the labour is pretty much his least favourite thing. Not to mention, it’s so embarrassing. Every time he meets someone new he’s always thinking at the back of his mind that they probably watched him giving birth. He’s STILL not sure if he pooped or not because the midwives refuse to tell him. And Hob tells him that he didn’t poop, but what if he did?? What if Hob just didn’t notice?!

He wishes he could have Hob with him for his next birth. But there are rules - no alphas allowed in the birthing chamber, no exceptions. Not even to try and speed up the process of labour. Dream is pretty sure that if Hob could just knot him in the early stages, the baby would slip right out no problem.

Alas, he’ll just have to scream so loud that he frightens everyone in the entire kingdom who happens to be watching. Serves them right for being so nosy.

At least he’ll get to enjoy presenting yet another brown haired, brown eyed baby to Hob when it’s all over. The horror of it all is worth it, to see the look on his favourite alpha’s face <3