#🦐 anon !! ✩

[shepscapades]

Shrimp check :-)

[ozzgin]

If it was me, I’d be quizzing them (the chat) on what they know about me for funsies, Obviously with some type of reward but still

-🦐(idk, suffering from migraine again)

This feels like a potential Yandere AU where you discover just how obsessed your monster viewers are. You decide to turn today's livestream into one of those "get to know me" videos, asking questions and then offering the real answer.

"Alright then", you begin cheerfully, checking your flashcards. "Can you guess what my favorite food is? This is actually tricky, because-"

Within seconds, the screen floods with the same, one answer.

"Oh...I see everyone got it right. Haha, am I that obvious?"

You chuckle and move on with the cards, yet your smile slowly fades with each round. It takes a mere instant for everyone to respond in unison. So far, there hasn't been a single error coming from their side.

Some questions are rather personal, some you never mentioned on screen. Is this some sort of prank? A skit meant to startle you? They couldn't have possibly planned this beforehand, it was a spontaneous decision to host such game.

A plump bead of sweat runs down your temple, and you twiddle your thumbs, visibly uncomfortable.

"What the hell, are you guys going to tell me where I live next? Actually, don't answer that."

You glance down at your feet. Time to end this nonsense with a little humour.

"What color are my socks right now?"

The chat goes quiet. You breathe out in relief, and prepare to deliver your final speech. Your hand, however, freezes over the mouse, eyes stuck on the screen.

DefNotAStalker is typing...

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[ditzydoe444]

Virginity loss with Priest!Jason sounds divine😫

-🦐anon

MDNI 18+

priest! jason todd x reader

—ㅤ꒰ྀིㅤ jason todd x reader ಿৎ

▐ virginity loss, vaginal sex

“just need you to relax sweetheart,” jason cooed as he watched you settle onto the small bed, the room was dimly lit with candles allowing some sort of privacy on your part. “‘m a little nervous,” you mumbled as you fidgeted with the hem of your small dress, you grew up in an extremely sheltered environment where you had little to no education on sex, so when you expressed your concerns to jason who worked at the local church, he was more than happy to help.

his large hands gently caressed your knees, going down to your eye level. “don’t worry, i’ll make you feel good ok?” he whispered as he toyed with the lace hem of your dress. you nodded, your doe eyes staring back at his as he gently spreads your legs apart, pushing your dress up to expose the cotton panties you had under. “so pretty sweetheart, it’s like unwrapping a present,” he mumbled as he kissed the place right under your stomach.

jason groaned seeing your slick on your panties, his cock straining against his pants at the sight. “god, all this for me sweetheart?”

“is this a sin?” you asked shyly, hoping that he couldn’t see your blush. jason shook his head, “no sweetheart, ‘m just takin’ care of you, nothing sinful with that right?” you nodded, right he was just taking care of you. slowly, he placed your legs on the edge of the bed, allowing him to lick your pussy. “you taste divine sweetheart, so damn sweet,” he groaned as his tongue traced your folds, making you feel things you’ve never felt before.

“that feels good jay,” you moaned as your head tilts back, your hands grabbing the sheets tightly. jason grinned as he looked up at you, his lips and chin glistened with your arousal. “yeah sweetheart? that feels good? trust me it’ll feel even better later.”

jason could get drunk on the way you tasted, so sweet in his tongue as you moaned and pulled his hair. though he couldn’t help but to wonder how you would feel around his cock, your small tight cunt accomodating his.

“‘m gonna take it nice and slow yeah?” jason whispered as he rubbed his fat cock around your cunt, watching it glisten with your arousal. you nodded, biting down on your bottom lip as he gently nudged his tip in, hissing from your tightness. “fuck, she’s eager,” jason groaned as you clenched around him, barely allowing him to even enter your tight pussy. the stretch alone burnt a little, your cunt struggling to adapt to his size.

the moment his cock entered your small cunt it felt like he was being milked dry. you were so god damn tight, your gummy walls clenching around his cock like it wouldn’t even let go. “f-fuck you need to relax for me sweetheart,” jason groaned. “‘m trying jay, ‘so big,” you whined as his fat tip nudged a sensitive spot you didn’t even know existed.

“need you to relax or im gonna come inside you,” and je was pretty damn sure that was the last thing you wanted. god what would people even think? jason watched as pathetic moans left your swollen glossy lips, your eyes wide and glassy staring at him. “feels good sweetheart?” he cooed as he slowly watched you get more and more fucked out by each second. you nodded, struggling to even form a sentence, “feels so good, so deep,” drool going down to your chin.

jason chuckled at how easily you could get your brain fucked out, you were so easily to please it was adorable and pathetic. “come on sweetheart, come for me yeah?”

[spirit-lanterns]

Wife!aglaea keeping us busy while she works using one of her Mannequins to play with us while being tied up by her threads... Just make sure to lock the door honey ;)

🦐

TW: Monsterfucking(?), bondage, fingering, gagging, workplace sex, Aglaea being a bit mean

Aglaea who takes you to work with her and soon regrets it as you’re a very distracting person to have in her office. You can’t stop crawling into her lap and demanding her attention, pawing at her hands for her to finger you while she works. Aglaea’s hands twitch with such unresolved lust, wanting you lift you up and plunge her digits into your soft, aching core… But the Goddess has paperwork to do, so she commands one of her mannequins to pick you off her lap, her golden threads restraining you in the air.

You look so amusing. Like a cat who was caught up in some string, but Aglaea can’t admire you for long. She sighs and goes back to work, letting her mannequin strip you and give you the pleasure you desperately seek. It’s not the same though, you whine for Aglaea to let you down so you could ride her thigh, grind on the heel of her shoe, anything that would allow you to get close to your wife. But alas, Aglaea is focused on scribbling away at her petty documents, her brow twitching every time she hears a particularly cute moan, or a lewd squelch from the mannequin’s fingers inside you.

“A bit too loud my dear, we can’t let any of the others know you’re in here,” she uses one of her strings —one a bit on the thicker side— to gag your mouth while the mannequin continues to pump their fingers. You all but squirm pathetically in Aglaea’s threads, each ripple of the string letting Aglaea know just how much you crave her. She doesn’t move though, smiling to herself as your moans are the only symphony she would ever listen to while working.

[vivaiavidapasta]

Me and that fucking twink that I hate /aff

-🦐

[slamminslamminmcgill]

all im saying is ✨Logan with a knot✨ and Wade overstimulating you bc you cant get away -🦐

shrimp anon more like shrimp COLORS bro your vision is INSANE!!!!!!

soooo idk conventional a/b/o rules and i kinda don't care so im picturing a heat cycle as once a month endeavour. and bc you're on T you're a HORNY motherfucker and you're angry and violent so it's basically whoever can get their hands on you or knot in you first will take care of you. then as long as you get bred at least once you're fine. then you calm down and it's big aftercare hours bc your post-heat clarity endorphins are going CRAZY

now since your heat only comes once a month, wade treats it as a special occasion. and it wouldn't be fair of him to do the honors EVERY month, now would it?

so even though he's home with you, and logan's not, and won't be for a while, wade wilson will refuse to fuck you. it's not his turn. he did it last month.

and your heat is MISERABLE. imagine the worst period cramp you ever had, combined with hot flashes, searing rage, and it gives your cunt the sensitivity of a fucking bear trap. you'll clamp down on anything that touches you.

so no matter how much you suffer. no matter if you scream, cry, beg, grovel, bite, or commit acts of gratuitous violence against him.

he will hold out.

he will hold out until logan gets home and finds you naked, cuffed to the bed by your hands and ankles, a chewy ball-gag in your mouth getting crushed by your gritting teeth, and wade's holding a wand vibrator to your cunt.

he waves gayly at logan, "hey pinkie pie, merry christmas! wanna come open your gift?"

"jesus christ, are you fucking torturing him?! the hell is wrong with you?!"

"with ME?! where's your holiday spirit?"

logan just stares at him blankly, puzzled by what this psychotic dipshit could possibly be talking about. in response, and in the spirit of the season, wade sings him a song.

"🎼it's the mooost wonderful tiiiiime, of the mooonth~!🎵"

now he gets it.

"oh... okay. so then why did you tie him down like that?"

"well, we had a little INCIDENT earlier..."

--

you had managed to grab one of wade's guns and shot him in the chest

"OW!!! you RESOURCEFUL little shit!!! GRRR, oh~ mysweetboybabydarling i'msoproudofyou, butnoi'mnot, BAD BOY!!!"

--

"no, i mean why didn't you take care of him your-fucking-self, wilson? you really gotta make this my problem as soon as i walk in the fuckin' door?"

"your PROBLEM?! i hand you some prime-time, limited-edition, hot and bothered, ripe for the breeding, tranny boy BUSSY on a silver platter, and that's somehow NOT where your dick wants to spend its evening? am i hearing that right? please tell me i'm not. please tell me you're not this stupid, pookie bear."

instead of arguing back, logan goes quiet. he's thinking. and then, he laughs. that low, husky laugh that you have when you're marveling at the nerve of whatever dumb motherfucker is talking to you. or maybe, when that dumb motherfucker is making a point.

"heh... y'know what? fine." logan angrily strips his clothes off, one by one. his tanktop, "you want me to be the one to knot him? huh?" his belt, his jeans "can't do anything yourself, can ya?" and lastly, his boxers. then he grabs his cock and shakes it at wade.

"so then get me hard, you faggot." he clicks his tongue twice. "c'mon."

wade throws himself at logan's knees and gives him that gawkgawk4000turbotyphoon treatment to get him up. logan sighs in relaxation, grateful that wade was putting his mouth to such better use. once his eyes flutter open, he nods at you, finally giving you even a modicum of attention while you're under intense distress, and he merely waves at you nonchalantly, like how a pedestrian does to a car that lets him cross.

"hang tight, bub. be with ya in a second."

wade works him over until his knot is just barely starting to swell. he then takes his fattened cock and slaps wade across the face with it.

"take his chains off."

"hm... are you sure you want me to do that, princess? he's feisty, y'know. might get yourself bit, if you're not careful."

logan slaps wade again, but this time it's a bitchslap, using the back of his hand. and his claws.

"take. his fucking. chains off."

"mmm, right AWAY, your majesty~!"

[itsrlymine]

have you ever struggled to keep your thoughts sorted when manifesting?

like maybe it feels like too much at a time even though you know it’s not and you can manifest whatever, whenever, however, wherever?

also can i be 🦐 anon?

not struggled no. once i realized that who i am is what reflects, it sort of gave me a sense of peace when it came to my thoughts. I am the only one thinking and i can choose to pay attention to or ignore so no, i don't really struggle. i just remind myself that everything is good and i have what i want.

i hope that makes sense 🦐.

[boiled-ginger-ale]

I think it’d be really cute to see Jimmy doing his damdest to piss off Joel so he’ll get eaten but it fails miserably and he gets all sad about it (Joel eats him in the end ofc :D)

-🦐

Jimmy would be flying around, lighting tnt, punching him, perching himself on joel's head and getting tangled up in his hair while rambling about the stupidest things- but joel just picks him up and sets him off to the side or on his shoulder and keeps working

theres two options on joels end, which is either oblivious to the advances or willfully ignoring him because its funny. eventually jim gets fed up and just whines because joel is refusing and he wants IN!

of course they fall asleep together so phantoms don't spawn and joel can keep building his base.

[dandysworldhcs]

I like to think barnaby wilikers is actually Finn's "brain", but he just says it's a toy fish to not scare the other Toons.

I think that this barnaby wilikers is like.. basically the reason he can move and talk and stuff. If it's removed from his head, he doesn't die, but he kinda just.. Blanks out. Unable to move or speak or do anything, until it's put back in his head. Shrimpo found this out the hard way

-🦐🎣

IVE SEEN A COMIC WITH THIS IDEA i think its really funny

[sea-lanterns]

HEAR ME OUT!! Kinich being a chick that hatchet not so long ago but his mother abandoned him and rooster!mavuika saw the poor thing alone and adopted him as her child!

Now hen!reader has a lot of flame red chicks and a strange green chick (kinich) to take care of! (Reader loves them all the same ❤️)

🦐

LMAO. Kinich the strange green chick 🩷

All the other chicks are a bright fiery red like Mavuika, and then there’s baby Kinich who is a little ball of green. Your babies are all Christmas colored how cute! 😭😭

I like to think Hen! Reader never loses sight of her chicks as they stand out amongst all the other babies. Thank you, Mavuika for your bold genes and Kinich for looking like a walking Brussels sprout.

[scary-lasagna]

Ok hear me out, Ben with like a princess peach type s/o. Like they are also an electronic type creep but super pink and ya 😭its been in my mind for the past couple of daysss

-🦐shrimp

Ben

The ultimate gamer couple!

He’s a little goblin with his beautiful gamer girlfriend.

Everything you two own is pink and green, and he’ll get you all of the Princess Peach merch for your half of his gaming room.

Link x Princess Peach (or Zelda if you squint) vibes to the absolute max!

With both of you being electronic ghosts, you can hop in games at will and even host your own little community events for certain games.

There’s no doubt you two are the most successful streamer couple.

Your entire relationship is just marketed around your aesthetic of two different genres yet fitting together like puzzle pieces.

Ben loves any kind of woman, but a pink flirty s/o is enough to make him giggle and get bashful.

You're just so cute, and he has definitely had a crush on you since he first laid eyes on you.

And he lets you know it every single day.

On top of that, he's been down bad for Peach ever since Mario Tennis.

[ozzgin]

Hug? Please? Or just put me in a tank

-🦐

You can sit with jellyfish anon and all other aquatic anons. I'm hugging you with my loving gaze.

[ditzydoe444]

I love your work!!

Can you do squirting with Priest Jason? I can imagine him talking about how it's better than holy water..

Can I be 🦐 anon if it's not taken?

MDNI 18+

a/n: added anon!

you were pretty damn sure a priest shouldn’t be doing this, balls deep inside your cunt as his large hands squeezed on your lower stomach. “close jacey,” you cried as your cunt squeezed against his cock, making the most lewd squelching sounds.

jason groaned at how tight you were, you always felt so good, so welcoming. “you’re always so god damn tight,” he grunted as he watched the bulge on your stomach move, a physical reminder of how big he was.

“i’m coming,” you whined as your walls clenched around him. instead, you squirted, making a mess on his lower abdomen and his pubes.

“fuck darling, didn’t know you had that in you,” he chuckled as he watched your eyes go wide, “i-i didn’t know i could do that,” you mumbled shyly a faint blush on your cheeks as you stared at the mess you made.

“what was that?” you mumbled slightly embarrassed, but clearly jason didn’t care, as he gently traced the mess. “this,” he swiped his finger on the glistening liquid, “is my version of holy water.” he grinned as he placed the finger in his mouth, god you tasted delicious.

[merakiui]

Mera have you ever wonder…

Doctor Azul…

Doctor Jade….

Doctor……… Floyd….

i’m on my knees for you to give me crumbs of yandere doctors of the octa trio cus it’s been HAUNTING MY MIND SO BADDD🛐🛐🛐

- 🦐 anon

MY DEAREST 🦐, YOUR BRAIN IS MARVELOUS!!!!!! We've discussed ob-gyn Azul on the blog before, but I don't think I've talked much about pediatrician Floyd!!! :D

Dr. Floyd Leech who has essentially watched your child grow up. He was there when they were a newborn in need of their first shots and whatnot, and he's still here now that they're a toddler. He happily anticipates your visits because he just loves getting to see his beloved Shrimpy. Everyone thinks Dr. Leech is wonderful. He's great with the kids, his coworkers appreciate how hardworking he is (when he's in the mood, that is), and parents have voiced their praise for him. You think he's a great doctor, always so friendly and sweet. He always knows just what to say whenever your child is worried about getting shots.

Sometimes Floyd peeks at the records they have on file just to learn your address or phone number. If you conveniently run into your child's pediatrician at your local grocery store, don't think about it too deeply. It's just a happy coincidence.

Doctor Jade.......... hmmmmmm. Surgeon Jade Leech who becomes infatuated with you after you come in and meet with him in anticipation of a major surgery you're scheduled to have. He's just so polite and intelligent, so you never think anything's amiss. But the truth is that Jade can't wait to open you up and look inside you. He thinks it's so romantic. After all, if he intends to get to know you, he ought to start from the inside. :)

[carmensbrain]

tehehe

thinking about deviant connor being attracted to goth/emo/metalhead people after his deviancey.

i mean he did say he liked metal music in one of the dialogue pieces! it would make so much sense!! i think he would find people with facial piercings to be extremely intresting and would be asking a million questions about them 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

headcanons preferred!

- 🦐 your new mystery requester!

Welcome to the brain 🦐!!

Connor is an interesting creature so I am happy to write about him and his odd brain🎀

Contains- Connor being a silly guy

Rating- E for every brain and thirium pump

Warnings- none

Authors note- I really don’t like this one, sorry 🦐 ( ._. )""

Fic starts below cut!!

Connor had always been entranced by deviancy, it was programmed into him so of course he would, but human deviancy intrigued him far more.

He found himself staring at people with dyed hair and piercings far too long, wondering why they presented themselves in that way, not in a mean way he just found it interesting.

Upon seeing you, dressed to the nines in gothic attire, he was staring… a little too much. Assuming he was judging you, you stared back with a scowl but he didn’t look away he actually came closer.

“Excuse me?” You step back to gain back the distance taken by his curiosity, scanning him for a hint of aggression or malice but found nothing. He was purely interested in your makeup, observing the strokes of eyeliner and clean layer of white face paint covering your skin.

“Why do you paint your face like that?” He asks, his LED on his temple circling yellow as he snaps out of his analysis.

“I like it, it’s a form of… self expression” you explain, still questioning his intentions but relaxing slightly when you see the contemplative look on his face.

“May I see how you do it?” He asks, cocking his head to the side curiously.

From that day on you gained a curious follower. He spent his off days with you, silently observing how you methodically create a new face for yourself early in the day, he even came with you to get you lip pierced.

He was silently scared for you, constantly asking if you would be okay, and reminding you of calming breathing techniques. The weeks of healing afterwards were hell, thousands of questions came from him.

“How does it feel?”

“Does it hurt?”

“Did you follow the proper healing process?”

You could only smile and assure him that it was alright, letting him touch the metal that was warmed by your skin to show it didn’t really bother you.

He told Hank all about you, every detail of how you shopped for clothes, your makeup process, your music taste, everything.

“Jesus connor it sounds like you love this girl.”

The old man murmurs sarcastically, halfway through a glass of stale beer from the bar. Though he thought nothing of it Connor’s LED circled red of a while after, finally shutting up to think.

[cookieruncons]

Scott x Martyn moodboard - for 🦐anon

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