#🦐 anon !! ✩

[shepscapades]

Shrimp check :-)

[ozzgin]

If it was me, I’d be quizzing them (the chat) on what they know about me for funsies, Obviously with some type of reward but still

-🦐(idk, suffering from migraine again)

This feels like a potential Yandere AU where you discover just how obsessed your monster viewers are. You decide to turn today's livestream into one of those "get to know me" videos, asking questions and then offering the real answer.

"Alright then", you begin cheerfully, checking your flashcards. "Can you guess what my favorite food is? This is actually tricky, because-"

Within seconds, the screen floods with the same, one answer.

"Oh...I see everyone got it right. Haha, am I that obvious?"

You chuckle and move on with the cards, yet your smile slowly fades with each round. It takes a mere instant for everyone to respond in unison. So far, there hasn't been a single error coming from their side.

Some questions are rather personal, some you never mentioned on screen. Is this some sort of prank? A skit meant to startle you? They couldn't have possibly planned this beforehand, it was a spontaneous decision to host such game.

A plump bead of sweat runs down your temple, and you twiddle your thumbs, visibly uncomfortable.

"What the hell, are you guys going to tell me where I live next? Actually, don't answer that."

You glance down at your feet. Time to end this nonsense with a little humour.

"What color are my socks right now?"

The chat goes quiet. You breathe out in relief, and prepare to deliver your final speech. Your hand, however, freezes over the mouse, eyes stuck on the screen.

DefNotAStalker is typing...

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[slamminslamminmcgill]

all im saying is ✨Logan with a knot✨ and Wade overstimulating you bc you cant get away -🦐

shrimp anon more like shrimp COLORS bro your vision is INSANE!!!!!!

soooo idk conventional a/b/o rules and i kinda don't care so im picturing a heat cycle as once a month endeavour. and bc you're on T you're a HORNY motherfucker and you're angry and violent so it's basically whoever can get their hands on you or knot in you first will take care of you. then as long as you get bred at least once you're fine. then you calm down and it's big aftercare hours bc your post-heat clarity endorphins are going CRAZY

now since your heat only comes once a month, wade treats it as a special occasion. and it wouldn't be fair of him to do the honors EVERY month, now would it?

so even though he's home with you, and logan's not, and won't be for a while, wade wilson will refuse to fuck you. it's not his turn. he did it last month.

and your heat is MISERABLE. imagine the worst period cramp you ever had, combined with hot flashes, searing rage, and it gives your cunt the sensitivity of a fucking bear trap. you'll clamp down on anything that touches you.

so no matter how much you suffer. no matter if you scream, cry, beg, grovel, bite, or commit acts of gratuitous violence against him.

he will hold out.

he will hold out until logan gets home and finds you naked, cuffed to the bed by your hands and ankles, a chewy ball-gag in your mouth getting crushed by your gritting teeth, and wade's holding a wand vibrator to your cunt.

he waves gayly at logan, "hey pinkie pie, merry christmas! wanna come open your gift?"

"jesus christ, are you fucking torturing him?! the hell is wrong with you?!"

"with ME?! where's your holiday spirit?"

logan just stares at him blankly, puzzled by what this psychotic dipshit could possibly be talking about. in response, and in the spirit of the season, wade sings him a song.

"🎼it's the mooost wonderful tiiiiime, of the mooonth~!🎵"

now he gets it.

"oh... okay. so then why did you tie him down like that?"

"well, we had a little INCIDENT earlier..."

--

you had managed to grab one of wade's guns and shot him in the chest

"OW!!! you RESOURCEFUL little shit!!! GRRR, oh~ mysweetboybabydarling i'msoproudofyou, butnoi'mnot, BAD BOY!!!"

--

"no, i mean why didn't you take care of him your-fucking-self, wilson? you really gotta make this my problem as soon as i walk in the fuckin' door?"

"your PROBLEM?! i hand you some prime-time, limited-edition, hot and bothered, ripe for the breeding, tranny boy BUSSY on a silver platter, and that's somehow NOT where your dick wants to spend its evening? am i hearing that right? please tell me i'm not. please tell me you're not this stupid, pookie bear."

instead of arguing back, logan goes quiet. he's thinking. and then, he laughs. that low, husky laugh that you have when you're marveling at the nerve of whatever dumb motherfucker is talking to you. or maybe, when that dumb motherfucker is making a point.

"heh... y'know what? fine." logan angrily strips his clothes off, one by one. his tanktop, "you want me to be the one to knot him? huh?" his belt, his jeans "can't do anything yourself, can ya?" and lastly, his boxers. then he grabs his cock and shakes it at wade.

"so then get me hard, you faggot." he clicks his tongue twice. "c'mon."

wade throws himself at logan's knees and gives him that gawkgawk4000turbotyphoon treatment to get him up. logan sighs in relaxation, grateful that wade was putting his mouth to such better use. once his eyes flutter open, he nods at you, finally giving you even a modicum of attention while you're under intense distress, and he merely waves at you nonchalantly, like how a pedestrian does to a car that lets him cross.

"hang tight, bub. be with ya in a second."

wade works him over until his knot is just barely starting to swell. he then takes his fattened cock and slaps wade across the face with it.

"take his chains off."

"hm... are you sure you want me to do that, princess? he's feisty, y'know. might get yourself bit, if you're not careful."

logan slaps wade again, but this time it's a bitchslap, using the back of his hand. and his claws.

"take. his fucking. chains off."

"mmm, right AWAY, your majesty~!"

[itsrlymine]

have you ever struggled to keep your thoughts sorted when manifesting?

like maybe it feels like too much at a time even though you know it’s not and you can manifest whatever, whenever, however, wherever?

also can i be 🦐 anon?

not struggled no. once i realized that who i am is what reflects, it sort of gave me a sense of peace when it came to my thoughts. I am the only one thinking and i can choose to pay attention to or ignore so no, i don't really struggle. i just remind myself that everything is good and i have what i want.

i hope that makes sense 🦐.

[sea-lanterns]

HEAR ME OUT!! Kinich being a chick that hatchet not so long ago but his mother abandoned him and rooster!mavuika saw the poor thing alone and adopted him as her child!

Now hen!reader has a lot of flame red chicks and a strange green chick (kinich) to take care of! (Reader loves them all the same ❤️)

🦐

LMAO. Kinich the strange green chick 🩷

All the other chicks are a bright fiery red like Mavuika, and then there’s baby Kinich who is a little ball of green. Your babies are all Christmas colored how cute! 😭😭

I like to think Hen! Reader never loses sight of her chicks as they stand out amongst all the other babies. Thank you, Mavuika for your bold genes and Kinich for looking like a walking Brussels sprout.

[scary-lasagna]

Ok hear me out, Ben with like a princess peach type s/o. Like they are also an electronic type creep but super pink and ya 😭its been in my mind for the past couple of daysss

-🦐shrimp

Ben

The ultimate gamer couple!

He’s a little goblin with his beautiful gamer girlfriend.

Everything you two own is pink and green, and he’ll get you all of the Princess Peach merch for your half of his gaming room.

Link x Princess Peach (or Zelda if you squint) vibes to the absolute max!

With both of you being electronic ghosts, you can hop in games at will and even host your own little community events for certain games.

There’s no doubt you two are the most successful streamer couple.

Your entire relationship is just marketed around your aesthetic of two different genres yet fitting together like puzzle pieces.

Ben loves any kind of woman, but a pink flirty s/o is enough to make him giggle and get bashful.

You're just so cute, and he has definitely had a crush on you since he first laid eyes on you.

And he lets you know it every single day.

On top of that, he's been down bad for Peach ever since Mario Tennis.

[merakiui]

Mera have you ever wonder…

Doctor Azul…

Doctor Jade….

Doctor……… Floyd….

i’m on my knees for you to give me crumbs of yandere doctors of the octa trio cus it’s been HAUNTING MY MIND SO BADDD🛐🛐🛐

- 🦐 anon

MY DEAREST 🦐, YOUR BRAIN IS MARVELOUS!!!!!! We've discussed ob-gyn Azul on the blog before, but I don't think I've talked much about pediatrician Floyd!!! :D

Dr. Floyd Leech who has essentially watched your child grow up. He was there when they were a newborn in need of their first shots and whatnot, and he's still here now that they're a toddler. He happily anticipates your visits because he just loves getting to see his beloved Shrimpy. Everyone thinks Dr. Leech is wonderful. He's great with the kids, his coworkers appreciate how hardworking he is (when he's in the mood, that is), and parents have voiced their praise for him. You think he's a great doctor, always so friendly and sweet. He always knows just what to say whenever your child is worried about getting shots.

Sometimes Floyd peeks at the records they have on file just to learn your address or phone number. If you conveniently run into your child's pediatrician at your local grocery store, don't think about it too deeply. It's just a happy coincidence.

Doctor Jade.......... hmmmmmm. Surgeon Jade Leech who becomes infatuated with you after you come in and meet with him in anticipation of a major surgery you're scheduled to have. He's just so polite and intelligent, so you never think anything's amiss. But the truth is that Jade can't wait to open you up and look inside you. He thinks it's so romantic. After all, if he intends to get to know you, he ought to start from the inside. :)

[jazeswhbvault]

*taps mic*

Foras is prettier than Leviathan imo...

runs for my life

- 🦐

🦐!!!! listen....

Foras has been and will forever be that devil. that g0rl.

I prefer his color palette and the tats on his face, and the drip?? fur, pinstripe button down, like yes he did that.

Not to mention if you take a look at his full sprite

You see the opalescent detail on his knee-high boot? omfg I'm a s l u t for details like that.

I mean you can even check his comic like Levi nearly choked him out for wearing horn jewelry 💀

He knows whats up. He better be glad Foras respects him otherwise he'd clear him in the beauty department.

And don't worry 🦐, I've got your back.

[z0mb1epuzzy]

Chris Hartley being secretly kinda buff under his clothes ( his actor is also pretty beefy! )

and him being the type to be like really casual about it when he shows people and he is absolutely the type to tease someone for staring.. like nerdy loser Chris who's lowkey kinda hot under all that shit he wears? LORD have merthy..

nsfw headcanons with that!?!?!?!

- your new anon.....🦐

oh anon, i fear you cooked up on this because i wholeheartedly agree.. obviously until dawn doesn’t have a crazy variety of body types, but chris didn’t look scrawny imo, AND he holds up pretty well in his solo scenes…so he def has to be at least decently well built.

sleeper build! chris canon…

ft: praise, sleeper build chris, hand stuff, chris being a dork in a somehow insanely sexy way, gender neutral, no “y/n” used !!

i may need to elaborate on this in an actual fic at some point, but for now! porn without plot will suffice <3

Chris Hartley who surprises you with how well built he actually is under his usual flannel + baggy tshirt combo? (chronically bisexual fit but i digress) one of his arms wrapped around your waist as he holds you, it’s (mostly) innocent, really. But he grins a little when you stare down at it, eyeing the way it flexes slightly when he gives you a playful squeeze. “What, you like what you see? i told you i was a badass.” he says, trying to sound overconfident, but that dorky laugh gives him away every time.

i can’t speak for you, but for ME:

strong hands 🤤 long fingers 🤤 CHRIS HOLDING YOU IN HIS LAP WHILE HE FINGERS/STROKES YOU!?!?? i am drooling behind the screen someone sedate me.

just consider it… Chris’ hands making a fucking mess of you while you cling to his strong arm, trying to anchor yourself, breathless, whispering little teasing praises to you while you have your head laid back against his shoulder while he literally makes your legs SHAKE! “Who knew the nerd had moves like that??? And he LOVES it, he teases you for clinging to him the whole time - but Chris definitely adores that little bit of validation!!!

as for the actual sex part? Chris’ strong arms holding your hips, guiding your movements on him? him on top with your legs around his waist, nails scraping his strong back? THE WAY HIS ARMS FLEX NEXT TO YOUR HEAD WHILE HE FUCKS YOU???? LORDDD!!!!!!

also for a brief aftercare mention.. strong arms wrapped around you, little kisses on your face and neck… SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

perhaps if this does well i will elaborate further in the future?! in the meantime i present this small chris blurb to keep us fed whilst i cook up my longer hcs list… in the meantime thanks for reading :3

i love writing chris (insert that one clip of brittany broski licking the air….)

✭ 🍒

[dandysworldhcs]

Quick teagen headcannon, she wears her gloves for sensory reasons (you're less likely to touch a nasty thing when you're wearing nice soft gloves). As a result your never see her without wear some nice gloves matching her outfit (she got that fashionista in her)

Anyway if im gonna keep coming back here I'll need an anon tag soo... how about 🦐☕ Anon? Don't think that's taken

TEAGAN BEING A FASHIONISTA IS SO REAL.

[mochinomnoms]

Idea from a previous ask you answered.

"Jade is able to kick Floyd out and hold his phone hostage for a few more hours until his brother starts trying to crawl in the vents, in which case cuddles are canceled until Floyd is bored again."

Mochi, help! Floyd got hyperfixated on super spy movies and the vent crawling scenes. He's in my walls-!

*crash*

Correction: He is breaking my walls. And it's only a matter of time before Jade joins in. What genre of movies could I get Floyd into that will snap him out of this?

-🦐

Jokes on you, only Floyd can decide when he snaps out of a mood. For all you know, spy movies are his new hyperfixation and he's gonna be humming the mission impossible theme for ages now

He's in your vents, he's in your walls, he's in your soup (somehow) you won't be freed

[ozzgin]

Hug? Please? Or just put me in a tank

-🦐

You can sit with jellyfish anon and all other aquatic anons. I'm hugging you with my loving gaze.

[selfship-confession-box]

The haters will say "you can't cuddle robots!!" And the haters.... are wrong... smirk 😼

Uhhhhhh can I be 🦐🔧?

.

[mylittlestims]

Hi! Could i get a sea swirl stimboard with a frutiger aero theme (focused on water & marine creatures, more specifically)? Thank you ^_^

I'd also like to go by 🦐 anon if it's not taken already, since i'll likely swing by in the future :3

Seafoam | Sea Swirl Stimboard with frutiger aero for 🦐 anon

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[rodolfoparras]

I just wanna wake up to a man squatting over my face… is that too much to ask?!😞🥹

-🦐

Okay but thinking about a needy sweetheart waking up with a hard on and he tries to take care of himself he really does because he doesn’t want to wake you up but it’s not enough his hand doesn’t feel good as your mouth and he’s way too lazy to get one of his toys out, he also can’t stop thinking about riding your tongue so much so whines and whimpers are rolling off of his tongue as he’s squeezing his thighs together

So he makes the swift decision to ride your face, awkwardly shuffling around on the bed before he’s hovering over your head, and for a second he hesitates wonders if he should do this but before he can think anymore about it he feels your big hands dig into his ass cheeks before you pull him down on your face.

A yelp escape his lips at the sudden movement before grunts and groans slip out of him as you slip your tongue inside of him.

He’s trying to apologize, feeling bad he’d done somethings inappropriate like that but he can’t think with your mouth on him, especially with how good you’re making him feel

[jazeswhbhaven]

shrimping into your asks to reveal that I have given some thought on MammonxReaderxBeelzebub 🤔

it would certainly be an interesting dynamic

i've seen a few cxc's floating around but i got stuck w this this particular throuple

Mammon would certainly be impressed w Reader's greed for wanting two very indulgent devils as their lovers (and i think he'd be very good at keeping Beel in check if he does get too much for Reader....most of the time)

Reader's a fckin freak for wanting these two at the same time (in whichever context it may be) and those two are all for it

and if Reader taps out for a lil bit cuz they can't keep up, who says Mammon and Beelzebub won't have some fun w each other :))

Greed and Gluttony can overlap very easily 👀

- 🦐

You are certainly cooking with this one 🦐~

I've always enjoyed the possibility of combining gluttony and greed because everything about those two sins can combine in various ways.

Reader can have Mammon...there's so much of him but why not have Beel on the plate too? Even if reader is satisfied...there's something aching inside where they just can't help but want more...more...so much m o r e of the two of them. Add Beel's clones and both reader AND Mammon are sure to never have their cups empty.

Also, doesn't Mammon smell and supposedly taste good? I've read in a comic that Levi complained (in other words being jealous) that Mammon has both qualities about him.

And them together??? Phew...reader would wake up hours later and Mammon and Beel are still going at it. Round one hundred-something at this point. The entire room is a biohazard~

Thank you for this...I very well may explore writing a future fic about this coupling :o