#🦐 anon !! ✩

[ozzgin]

If it was me, I’d be quizzing them (the chat) on what they know about me for funsies, Obviously with some type of reward but still

-🦐(idk, suffering from migraine again)

This feels like a potential Yandere AU where you discover just how obsessed your monster viewers are. You decide to turn today's livestream into one of those "get to know me" videos, asking questions and then offering the real answer.

"Alright then", you begin cheerfully, checking your flashcards. "Can you guess what my favorite food is? This is actually tricky, because-"

Within seconds, the screen floods with the same, one answer.

"Oh...I see everyone got it right. Haha, am I that obvious?"

You chuckle and move on with the cards, yet your smile slowly fades with each round. It takes a mere instant for everyone to respond in unison. So far, there hasn't been a single error coming from their side.

Some questions are rather personal, some you never mentioned on screen. Is this some sort of prank? A skit meant to startle you? They couldn't have possibly planned this beforehand, it was a spontaneous decision to host such game.

A plump bead of sweat runs down your temple, and you twiddle your thumbs, visibly uncomfortable.

"What the hell, are you guys going to tell me where I live next? Actually, don't answer that."

You glance down at your feet. Time to end this nonsense with a little humour.

"What color are my socks right now?"

The chat goes quiet. You breathe out in relief, and prepare to deliver your final speech. Your hand, however, freezes over the mouse, eyes stuck on the screen.

DefNotAStalker is typing...

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[slamminslamminmcgill]

all im saying is ✨Logan with a knot✨ and Wade overstimulating you bc you cant get away -🦐

shrimp anon more like shrimp COLORS bro your vision is INSANE!!!!!!

soooo idk conventional a/b/o rules and i kinda don't care so im picturing a heat cycle as once a month endeavour. and bc you're on T you're a HORNY motherfucker and you're angry and violent so it's basically whoever can get their hands on you or knot in you first will take care of you. then as long as you get bred at least once you're fine. then you calm down and it's big aftercare hours bc your post-heat clarity endorphins are going CRAZY

now since your heat only comes once a month, wade treats it as a special occasion. and it wouldn't be fair of him to do the honors EVERY month, now would it?

so even though he's home with you, and logan's not, and won't be for a while, wade wilson will refuse to fuck you. it's not his turn. he did it last month.

and your heat is MISERABLE. imagine the worst period cramp you ever had, combined with hot flashes, searing rage, and it gives your cunt the sensitivity of a fucking bear trap. you'll clamp down on anything that touches you.

so no matter how much you suffer. no matter if you scream, cry, beg, grovel, bite, or commit acts of gratuitous violence against him.

he will hold out.

he will hold out until logan gets home and finds you naked, cuffed to the bed by your hands and ankles, a chewy ball-gag in your mouth getting crushed by your gritting teeth, and wade's holding a wand vibrator to your cunt.

he waves gayly at logan, "hey pinkie pie, merry christmas! wanna come open your gift?"

"jesus christ, are you fucking torturing him?! the hell is wrong with you?!"

"with ME?! where's your holiday spirit?"

logan just stares at him blankly, puzzled by what this psychotic dipshit could possibly be talking about. in response, and in the spirit of the season, wade sings him a song.

"🎼it's the mooost wonderful tiiiiime, of the mooonth~!🎵"

now he gets it.

"oh... okay. so then why did you tie him down like that?"

"well, we had a little INCIDENT earlier..."

--

you had managed to grab one of wade's guns and shot him in the chest

"OW!!! you RESOURCEFUL little shit!!! GRRR, oh~ mysweetboybabydarling i'msoproudofyou, butnoi'mnot, BAD BOY!!!"

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"no, i mean why didn't you take care of him your-fucking-self, wilson? you really gotta make this my problem as soon as i walk in the fuckin' door?"

"your PROBLEM?! i hand you some prime-time, limited-edition, hot and bothered, ripe for the breeding, tranny boy BUSSY on a silver platter, and that's somehow NOT where your dick wants to spend its evening? am i hearing that right? please tell me i'm not. please tell me you're not this stupid, pookie bear."

instead of arguing back, logan goes quiet. he's thinking. and then, he laughs. that low, husky laugh that you have when you're marveling at the nerve of whatever dumb motherfucker is talking to you. or maybe, when that dumb motherfucker is making a point.

"heh... y'know what? fine." logan angrily strips his clothes off, one by one. his tanktop, "you want me to be the one to knot him? huh?" his belt, his jeans "can't do anything yourself, can ya?" and lastly, his boxers. then he grabs his cock and shakes it at wade.

"so then get me hard, you faggot." he clicks his tongue twice. "c'mon."

wade throws himself at logan's knees and gives him that gawkgawk4000turbotyphoon treatment to get him up. logan sighs in relaxation, grateful that wade was putting his mouth to such better use. once his eyes flutter open, he nods at you, finally giving you even a modicum of attention while you're under intense distress, and he merely waves at you nonchalantly, like how a pedestrian does to a car that lets him cross.

"hang tight, bub. be with ya in a second."

wade works him over until his knot is just barely starting to swell. he then takes his fattened cock and slaps wade across the face with it.

"take his chains off."

"hm... are you sure you want me to do that, princess? he's feisty, y'know. might get yourself bit, if you're not careful."

logan slaps wade again, but this time it's a bitchslap, using the back of his hand. and his claws.

"take. his fucking. chains off."

"mmm, right AWAY, your majesty~!"

[itsrlymine]

have you ever struggled to keep your thoughts sorted when manifesting?

like maybe it feels like too much at a time even though you know it’s not and you can manifest whatever, whenever, however, wherever?

also can i be 🦐 anon?

not struggled no. once i realized that who i am is what reflects, it sort of gave me a sense of peace when it came to my thoughts. I am the only one thinking and i can choose to pay attention to or ignore so no, i don't really struggle. i just remind myself that everything is good and i have what i want.

i hope that makes sense 🦐.

[scary-lasagna]

Ok hear me out, Ben with like a princess peach type s/o. Like they are also an electronic type creep but super pink and ya 😭its been in my mind for the past couple of daysss

-🦐shrimp

Ben

The ultimate gamer couple!

He’s a little goblin with his beautiful gamer girlfriend.

Everything you two own is pink and green, and he’ll get you all of the Princess Peach merch for your half of his gaming room.

Link x Princess Peach (or Zelda if you squint) vibes to the absolute max!

With both of you being electronic ghosts, you can hop in games at will and even host your own little community events for certain games.

There’s no doubt you two are the most successful streamer couple.

Your entire relationship is just marketed around your aesthetic of two different genres yet fitting together like puzzle pieces.

Ben loves any kind of woman, but a pink flirty s/o is enough to make him giggle and get bashful.

You're just so cute, and he has definitely had a crush on you since he first laid eyes on you.

And he lets you know it every single day.

On top of that, he's been down bad for Peach ever since Mario Tennis.

[merakiui]

Mera have you ever wonder…

Doctor Azul…

Doctor Jade….

Doctor……… Floyd….

i’m on my knees for you to give me crumbs of yandere doctors of the octa trio cus it’s been HAUNTING MY MIND SO BADDD🛐🛐🛐

- 🦐 anon

MY DEAREST 🦐, YOUR BRAIN IS MARVELOUS!!!!!! We've discussed ob-gyn Azul on the blog before, but I don't think I've talked much about pediatrician Floyd!!! :D

Dr. Floyd Leech who has essentially watched your child grow up. He was there when they were a newborn in need of their first shots and whatnot, and he's still here now that they're a toddler. He happily anticipates your visits because he just loves getting to see his beloved Shrimpy. Everyone thinks Dr. Leech is wonderful. He's great with the kids, his coworkers appreciate how hardworking he is (when he's in the mood, that is), and parents have voiced their praise for him. You think he's a great doctor, always so friendly and sweet. He always knows just what to say whenever your child is worried about getting shots.

Sometimes Floyd peeks at the records they have on file just to learn your address or phone number. If you conveniently run into your child's pediatrician at your local grocery store, don't think about it too deeply. It's just a happy coincidence.

Doctor Jade.......... hmmmmmm. Surgeon Jade Leech who becomes infatuated with you after you come in and meet with him in anticipation of a major surgery you're scheduled to have. He's just so polite and intelligent, so you never think anything's amiss. But the truth is that Jade can't wait to open you up and look inside you. He thinks it's so romantic. After all, if he intends to get to know you, he ought to start from the inside. :)

[jazeswhbvault]

*taps mic*

Foras is prettier than Leviathan imo...

runs for my life

- 🦐

🦐!!!! listen....

Foras has been and will forever be that devil. that g0rl.

I prefer his color palette and the tats on his face, and the drip?? fur, pinstripe button down, like yes he did that.

Not to mention if you take a look at his full sprite

You see the opalescent detail on his knee-high boot? omfg I'm a s l u t for details like that.

I mean you can even check his comic like Levi nearly choked him out for wearing horn jewelry 💀

He knows whats up. He better be glad Foras respects him otherwise he'd clear him in the beauty department.

And don't worry 🦐, I've got your back.

[z0mb1epuzzy]

Chris Hartley being secretly kinda buff under his clothes ( his actor is also pretty beefy! )

and him being the type to be like really casual about it when he shows people and he is absolutely the type to tease someone for staring.. like nerdy loser Chris who's lowkey kinda hot under all that shit he wears? LORD have merthy..

nsfw headcanons with that!?!?!?!

- your new anon.....🦐

oh anon, i fear you cooked up on this because i wholeheartedly agree.. obviously until dawn doesn’t have a crazy variety of body types, but chris didn’t look scrawny imo, AND he holds up pretty well in his solo scenes…so he def has to be at least decently well built.

sleeper build! chris canon…

ft: praise, sleeper build chris, hand stuff, chris being a dork in a somehow insanely sexy way, gender neutral, no “y/n” used !!

i may need to elaborate on this in an actual fic at some point, but for now! porn without plot will suffice <3

Chris Hartley who surprises you with how well built he actually is under his usual flannel + baggy tshirt combo? (chronically bisexual fit but i digress) one of his arms wrapped around your waist as he holds you, it’s (mostly) innocent, really. But he grins a little when you stare down at it, eyeing the way it flexes slightly when he gives you a playful squeeze. “What, you like what you see? i told you i was a badass.” he says, trying to sound overconfident, but that dorky laugh gives him away every time.

i can’t speak for you, but for ME:

strong hands 🤤 long fingers 🤤 CHRIS HOLDING YOU IN HIS LAP WHILE HE FINGERS/STROKES YOU!?!?? i am drooling behind the screen someone sedate me.

just consider it… Chris’ hands making a fucking mess of you while you cling to his strong arm, trying to anchor yourself, breathless, whispering little teasing praises to you while you have your head laid back against his shoulder while he literally makes your legs SHAKE! “Who knew the nerd had moves like that??? And he LOVES it, he teases you for clinging to him the whole time - but Chris definitely adores that little bit of validation!!!

as for the actual sex part? Chris’ strong arms holding your hips, guiding your movements on him? him on top with your legs around his waist, nails scraping his strong back? THE WAY HIS ARMS FLEX NEXT TO YOUR HEAD WHILE HE FUCKS YOU???? LORDDD!!!!!!

also for a brief aftercare mention.. strong arms wrapped around you, little kisses on your face and neck… SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

perhaps if this does well i will elaborate further in the future?! in the meantime i present this small chris blurb to keep us fed whilst i cook up my longer hcs list… in the meantime thanks for reading :3

i love writing chris (insert that one clip of brittany broski licking the air….)

✭ 🍒

[mochinomnoms]

Idea from a previous ask you answered.

"Jade is able to kick Floyd out and hold his phone hostage for a few more hours until his brother starts trying to crawl in the vents, in which case cuddles are canceled until Floyd is bored again."

Mochi, help! Floyd got hyperfixated on super spy movies and the vent crawling scenes. He's in my walls-!

*crash*

Correction: He is breaking my walls. And it's only a matter of time before Jade joins in. What genre of movies could I get Floyd into that will snap him out of this?

-🦐

Jokes on you, only Floyd can decide when he snaps out of a mood. For all you know, spy movies are his new hyperfixation and he's gonna be humming the mission impossible theme for ages now

He's in your vents, he's in your walls, he's in your soup (somehow) you won't be freed

[mylittlestims]

Hi! Could i get a sea swirl stimboard with a frutiger aero theme (focused on water & marine creatures, more specifically)? Thank you ^_^

I'd also like to go by 🦐 anon if it's not taken already, since i'll likely swing by in the future :3

Seafoam | Sea Swirl Stimboard with frutiger aero for 🦐 anon

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[teastainedmug]

DMs closed + inactive.

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20. 1.5+ yrs on t. transsexual faggot dom top.

Minors/ageless will be blocked immediately.

Don’t engage if “men dni.” girl. im men???

I don’t want to fuck you. Don’t ask me to.

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Light impact play. punish + reward system. training. breeding/knotting. forcemasc. light intox.

If it’s not in the red it’s probably fine- just use your judgement.

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Anything feminizing. anything familial. Any of that “icky kiddo” or sexual ageplay shit- I’ll kill you with a gun. Extreme cnc/r4peplay. detrans/misgendering. any type of “cest.” feeder/feedee. raceplay. piss/scat.

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#tsm needs -> og nsft posts

#tsm jokes -> shitposts

If your ask or dm is gross, you may get blocked even if it’s not in the red, so be smart.

[ozzgin]

Just letting you know, I might be gone for about a month

-🦐 (just in case)

I-…anon, what exactly have you done? Is this you?? 😳

[rodolfoparras]

I just wanna wake up to a man squatting over my face… is that too much to ask?!😞🥹

-🦐

Okay but thinking about a needy sweetheart waking up with a hard on and he tries to take care of himself he really does because he doesn’t want to wake you up but it’s not enough his hand doesn’t feel good as your mouth and he’s way too lazy to get one of his toys out, he also can’t stop thinking about riding your tongue so much so whines and whimpers are rolling off of his tongue as he’s squeezing his thighs together

So he makes the swift decision to ride your face, awkwardly shuffling around on the bed before he’s hovering over your head, and for a second he hesitates wonders if he should do this but before he can think anymore about it he feels your big hands dig into his ass cheeks before you pull him down on your face.

A yelp escape his lips at the sudden movement before grunts and groans slip out of him as you slip your tongue inside of him.

He’s trying to apologize, feeling bad he’d done somethings inappropriate like that but he can’t think with your mouth on him, especially with how good you’re making him feel

[jazeswhbhaven]

shrimping into your asks to reveal that I have given some thought on MammonxReaderxBeelzebub 🤔

it would certainly be an interesting dynamic

i've seen a few cxc's floating around but i got stuck w this this particular throuple

Mammon would certainly be impressed w Reader's greed for wanting two very indulgent devils as their lovers (and i think he'd be very good at keeping Beel in check if he does get too much for Reader....most of the time)

Reader's a fckin freak for wanting these two at the same time (in whichever context it may be) and those two are all for it

and if Reader taps out for a lil bit cuz they can't keep up, who says Mammon and Beelzebub won't have some fun w each other :))

Greed and Gluttony can overlap very easily 👀

- 🦐

You are certainly cooking with this one 🦐~

I've always enjoyed the possibility of combining gluttony and greed because everything about those two sins can combine in various ways.

Reader can have Mammon...there's so much of him but why not have Beel on the plate too? Even if reader is satisfied...there's something aching inside where they just can't help but want more...more...so much m o r e of the two of them. Add Beel's clones and both reader AND Mammon are sure to never have their cups empty.

Also, doesn't Mammon smell and supposedly taste good? I've read in a comic that Levi complained (in other words being jealous) that Mammon has both qualities about him.

And them together??? Phew...reader would wake up hours later and Mammon and Beel are still going at it. Round one hundred-something at this point. The entire room is a biohazard~

Thank you for this...I very well may explore writing a future fic about this coupling :o

[gabessquishytum]

Dream has never had an orgasm. He’s a busy guy, and that sounds like it would take a lot of time. His function is not to cum it’s to be the anthropomorphic personification of dreams. He knows what a sex dream is, he’s made some, but like why would he ever need to do it himself?

Hob does not see it this way. Discuss

-🦐

Hnnnngg. Yeah.

Dream has had the ole metaphysical sex, like yeah he was married and they conceived a child but it was all very godly and on a higher plane of existence. The sex he's had has all been very non-body centric. Physical sex seems very unnecessary and messy and uncomfy. So he doesn't do it.

And then there's Hob, who's human and has had a lot of human sex and happens to quite enjoy it! He'd be quite happy to not have sex if Dream didn't want it, but apparently he does...? It's complicated. But Hob likes complicated things.

And so Dream picks the genitals that he'd like to have, and they put a towel down on the bed. Hob gets naked, Dream keeps his t-shirt on for trauma reasons. And Dream is obviously tense but that's ok, because there's plenty of time. They HAVE time, doesn't matter if it takes all day. Doesn't matter at all. Dream is more than his function and he deserves a few hours in Hob’s bed having his pleasure attended to.

Afterwards Dream just kind of stares at the ceiling for a while, with Hob curled up around him, praising him and peppering him with soft kisses. And he feels warm, and loved. He feels like he matters, and like his body is possibly made of fuzzy cotton wool. And he rolls over in Hob’s arms and cries a tiny tiny bit, and that's absolutely ok.

And half an hour later he gets to cum again. And again. And every single day for the rest of time, as he deserves <3

[solarballs-confessions]

I think it’s kind of obvious, but I’ve never seen anyone mention it before.

We all know that Earth is kinda stupid (lmao loser) which is ironic, considering his intelligent life, and I saw someone say that it was probably a joke relating to that. I was wondering myself why SB decided to make this choice for his character, when he’s usually portrayed as smart in other shows.

And then I saw someone mention that Venus is probably agressive or a ‘hothead’ because of his hot surface, and then it hit me.

Earth is literally, as in physically, the most dense planet in our solar system. But the word dense is also used as an insult, it’s basically a synonym for dumb. So I think the joke was that since Earth is literally the densest planet, why not make it figuratively the densest as well.

Idk why I went on a whole tangent, it’s kind of stupid of me lol, but I just never saw anyone talk about it and I also saw people wondering why he acted stupidly, so here’s your answer.

I think a lot of you probably figured it out already considering the amount of science you guys will dig up for your head canons and alternate universes lmao.

That’s all

- 🦐

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[carmensbrain]

tehehe

thinking about deviant connor being attracted to goth/emo/metalhead people after his deviancey.

i mean he did say he liked metal music in one of the dialogue pieces! it would make so much sense!! i think he would find people with facial piercings to be extremely intresting and would be asking a million questions about them 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

headcanons preferred!

- 🦐 your new mystery requester!

Welcome to the brain 🦐!!

Connor is an interesting creature so I am happy to write about him and his odd brain🎀

Contains- Connor being a silly guy

Rating- E for every brain and thirium pump

Warnings- none

Authors note- I really don’t like this one, sorry 🦐 ( ._. )""

Fic starts below cut!!

Connor had always been entranced by deviancy, it was programmed into him so of course he would, but human deviancy intrigued him far more.

He found himself staring at people with dyed hair and piercings far too long, wondering why they presented themselves in that way, not in a mean way he just found it interesting.

Upon seeing you, dressed to the nines in gothic attire, he was staring… a little too much. Assuming he was judging you, you stared back with a scowl but he didn’t look away he actually came closer.

“Excuse me?” You step back to gain back the distance taken by his curiosity, scanning him for a hint of aggression or malice but found nothing. He was purely interested in your makeup, observing the strokes of eyeliner and clean layer of white face paint covering your skin.

“Why do you paint your face like that?” He asks, his LED on his temple circling yellow as he snaps out of his analysis.

“I like it, it’s a form of… self expression” you explain, still questioning his intentions but relaxing slightly when you see the contemplative look on his face.

“May I see how you do it?” He asks, cocking his head to the side curiously.

From that day on you gained a curious follower. He spent his off days with you, silently observing how you methodically create a new face for yourself early in the day, he even came with you to get you lip pierced.

He was silently scared for you, constantly asking if you would be okay, and reminding you of calming breathing techniques. The weeks of healing afterwards were hell, thousands of questions came from him.

“How does it feel?”

“Does it hurt?”

“Did you follow the proper healing process?”

You could only smile and assure him that it was alright, letting him touch the metal that was warmed by your skin to show it didn’t really bother you.

He told Hank all about you, every detail of how you shopped for clothes, your makeup process, your music taste, everything.

“Jesus connor it sounds like you love this girl.”

The old man murmurs sarcastically, halfway through a glass of stale beer from the bar. Though he thought nothing of it Connor’s LED circled red of a while after, finally shutting up to think.