#🥂asks

[wallterandtoradventures]

bro is mad bc he regrets the divorce............................................. *foghorn loser sfx*

🧱"Stop."

🧱"Why would I regret something so beneficial to me? He was weighing me down. He never even liked grey stuff. The conversations about wood and concrete were such a chore, he simply couldn't grasp that I had absolutely no interest in wood, and he absolutely didn't like grey stuff. The man couldn't even bother to get me flowers. He didn't even go to work when we were together, insisting he stay home for... some reason? Ridiculous."

🧱"My life has been great without him."

⚔️"Hey, everything alright? I think I heard a rare instance of you seething. What are we talking about?"

🧱"Ah, TOR! Don't worry about it. It is... nobody important."

[lxnarphase]

Screaming, crying, violently shaking the bars on my enclosure for thigh grinding. Please.

i had to let this marinate for a little, this is actually so good i love the idea of just plopping yourself on their lap, straddling their thigh when you want their attention when they're doing something. and you gave me free reign on who to write so i am in heaven with these thoughts. i thought about adding 'who would pretend to not notice' and 'who would make you do it until you squirt' but i think i already got carried away with this little thirst ❤︎

WHO ENCOURAGES IT: g. suguru, n. kento, h. kinji, f. toji

the second you sit on him, his attention snaps to you, inquisitively raising an eyebrow. but once you tell him to focus on what he was doing, he bites his lip as he feels you grinding yourself on his thigh.

suguru's abandoned his show, leaning back on the couch and putting his hands on your waist, guiding you back and forth against his leg. "oh, pretty babyyyy, go on, grind on me. does it feel good?" he's a little upset you aren't facing him, but whenever you turn your head over your shoulder, he coos at you so sweetly. he even brings his hand down to your front, playing with your puffy clit through your soaked underwear. "look at you, your gonna get my leg all wet...tsk, you're gonna lick it up for me after, right?" kento turns a pretty shade of pink, chucking as he shakes his head. he texted you only 2 minutes ago, responding to you pouting and asking when he'd be done with work, he didn't think you'd show up this soon. "have i been neglecting you, honey? mm, i'm sorry, love. you can keep going," he encourages, his hand on your lower back as he looks up at you from his leather desk chair. oh, he could never get tired of his view. if he could, he'd have you sit on his thigh every time he worked in his office, but...he knew that wouldn't work out, he'd never be able to get work done with you sitting all pretty on him like this. "i'll take a break from work, okay? mhm, just for you. now keep going, honey, i want you to feel good." kinji stops everything immediately. "well, hi to you too, cupcake," he whistles, his hands instantly starting to rub up and down your sides. "needy cunt wanted some attention? aww, she needs her kinjiiii, ain't that right, doll?" his hand trails down and smacks your ass before grabbing a handful. his eyes are lidded but filled with excitement. oh, he looooved when you took control of your pleasure and used him to feel good. knowing that you needed him so badly that just grinding on his thigh could make you cum made his ego shoot through the roof. "c'mon, wanna have you soak my thigh before i touch you, baby, lemme see how messy you can get." toji is pleasantly surprised when you come to him with that pretty little pout, cooing his name in just his black sweater. his thin pajama pants can't be that good to grind on, the fabric isn't nearly rough enough, but he can feel how hot and wet you're getting, how sticky your panties are getting. seeing how you're getting frustrated, toji just lifts you up and plops you on his dick. "hey, pretty mama, you strugglin'? mhm, yeah, i knowww. my pants aren't enough for that pussy t' cum, are they?" he helps you move your hips back and forth, lazily smirking up at you. "yeah, that feel better? grindin' on my cock instead? y'so pretty, mama, so so pretty."

WHO CUMS IN THEIR PANTS: g. satoru, k. choso

it's hard not to get turned on from seeing you hovering over him, eyes lidded and filled with need, using their thigh to get yourself off. you just look so fucking gorgeous they can't help but move you off their thigh to their lap.

satoru lets you grind on his thigh for a little bit, kissing all over your neck as he fucking giggles into your skin. when he gets that pretty whine of his name after mouthing your pressure point, he pulls you onto his lap, grinding up into you. "baby, baby, baby, you're so cute, s'fuckin' cute! f-fuck, shit, 'm gonna cum, h-haah, you'd gonna make me cum in my fuckin' jeans, c'mon." he lets out the filthiest moan, laughing deliriously as he cums in his jeans. he barely gives himself a second to breathe before he moves you onto your back on the couch, sliding your panties to the side and pulling out his cock that's still hard and covered in his cum. "tsk-tsk-tsk, little dumplinggg, you made me waste it, 's a baddd girl...now i gotta fuck you 'til it leaks out, m'kay? my cock feels so much better than my thigh, angel, let 'toru into this lil' cunt." choso looks up at you with wide eyes, and you barely get to grind on his thigh before he whines, slowly pulling you towards his lap where his hard dick is pressing against his shorts. "b-babe," he whimpers, finally feeling you grinding against him directly. "y-you, i-i, mmn, i can feel your pussy, y-you're grindin' right on the tip, keep going, p-please?" he's activitly fucking up into you, uncaring that his gym shorts are getting soaked with his precum, eyes rolling back in his head as he keens your name. "pleasepleaseplease, 'm gonna cum, lemme cum, i wanna cum against you like this, please!"

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[sematarygirls]

hi love! congrats on 1k! 🌼 pls! i'd love to see bambi!reader :)

 🦌 ⊹ᡣ𐭩₊⋆ ─── introducing bambi!reader

kildare's sweetheart .ᐟ  doe-eyed girl.  1111.  old films. lace-trimmed dresses.  scented candles.  chess. classic fairytales.  pressed flowers.  vintage jewlery.  pink stationary.  baked goods.  heart locket necklace.  wicker baskets.  handwritten letters.  patchwork quilts.

.ᐟ    bambi!reader is the sweetest girl in kildare. she's soft spoken and shy, skiddish like a little deer. she's easily spooked and gets nervous very easily, small giggles falling past her lips when she starts to feel her skin heating up and the anxiety creeping in.

.ᐟ    bambi!reader is as sentimental as they get. she has a little box of all the birthday cards she's ever recieved, and she holds every gift she's ever been given near and dear to her heart. she loves giving the people she loves random little gifts and trinkets, whether it be a flower she picked on her way to see them or some baked goods she whipped up.

.ᐟ    bambi!reader is a master at chess. she picked it up playing with her father growing up, and she was fascinated by the strategy of it, the anticipation of your opponent's move and the reaction to what they eventually decide to do. you wouldn't expect it by looking at her, but she's surprisingly competitive.

.ᐟ    bambi!reader is a lover girl. she wears her heart on her sleeve and is often very trusting. she's a people pleaser that values how other people see her more than anything else, which often ends up in her getting hurt by people who take advantage of that. still, she continues to try and see the good in people, despite the pain it causes her.

             ୭ৎ bambi!reader works below .ᐟ

coming soon...

[mochinomnoms]

Sending this to you but apparently in the stream there was a line where the new character "Skully" starts by asking for a kiss. I genuinely hope he flirts a lot (Jade planning 10 different ways to kill Skully after seeing him flirting with Yuu!!)

[Also yeah, PTM updated, time to go to A03!! 🤭🤭]

-🥂

I haven't seen too much yet, but he seems like such a little tease, I already love him.

This event is perfect for a good ole jealous Jade, with a teasing, flirty Skully just wanting to push at Jade's buttons a bit to get him to be all scary! Raaah!

Poor Skully doesn't realize just how murderous the murder eel can get...or he probably does and wants just that, actually.

[lifesteal-headcanons]

kaboodle and squiddo WOULD run a 2018 gacha life music video account on tiktok. zam would help maybe

- 🎧🥂 anon

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[taegimood]

minji we need to have a serious discussion and elaboration on tyun pussy slapping like i need to know what you think

NO LITERALLY VIBRATING OVER THIS LIKE HELP ?????!!

tyun cuffing your hands above your head to his headboard and keeping your legs spread open as he teases your pussy for AGESSSS, never quite fully stimulating you but edging you just enough — flicking the tip of his tongue over your clit a few times before pulling away, his eyes never leaving yours.. letting his spit drip down sloooowly onto your pussy so you can feel it sliding down your slit.. blowing on it to make you shiver.. sliding a finger in halfway only to take it back out… just going back and forth with all these ALMOST full touches, driving you absolutely insane until you’re crying and drooling and begging 😩😩😩😩😩

and to top it all off:::::: intermittently he’s giving slaps to your pussy, causing you to jerk and moan each time as he grips your hips to pull you back in, dirty talking the fuck out of you as he delivers slap after slap, and after all the teasing he’d already done you can’t help but cum HARD just from the slapping alone. you’re spasming and moaning and shaking as he rubs your clit hard and fast at this point to ride you through it into overstimulation.

then takes his time tapping and rubbing on your sensitive clit with the tip of his cock.. running it up and down slowly along the length of your pussy over and over again, teasing your entrance with a little stretch of his head before denying you and bringing it back up to your clit, spitting on it and massaging it with his cock, slapping his tip against it until you’re trembling again 😩 leans down, flattens his tongue, and licks a long, hard stripe from your slit up, catching on your clit — the sudden stimulation making you gasp and jerk as he sits back up and immediately thrusts his cock into you to the hilt, causing you to cum again right then and there with a sob.

and just wait — he hasn’t even fucked you yet!

[hanafubukki]

Hi author I would like to ask in OT3 au what would be y/n's , dawn and Lilia's reaction if they found out Rollo tried to harm their babies (malleus, sebek and specially silver)

P.s. please call me 👀🍵🥂🥳

[Masterlist]

Hello 👀🍵🥂🥳 Anonie,

Wait Anonie, did you want me to use all those emojis or just pick one? 🤣

This is an interesting question because the Prefect did end up going to the City of Flowers with Malleus, Sebek, and Silver if we follow canon events.

So in this au, it would depend if it’s the same situation or Lilia and Dawn attends too.

If it follows canon and only the four went, it would depend on if they tell them or not. Though I believe, eventually it would come out either way.

The room became silent, not a sound could be heard.

The four watched as Lilia stilled, even Dawn seemed to freeze.

“Did you take care of him?”

“He was dealt with adequately. I saw to it myself.” Malleus answered.

“Good.”

They knew that if he had given any other answer, Rollo would have much more to fear than magic.

While Lilia smiled, his eyes belied the truth. The General might be retired but it did not mean he would not take up his weapon again, especially when it came to protecting his family.

As Dawn came and held your hands, making sure you were truly alright. You could see the calm and calculative appearance of a commander from bygone times, masked but truly never gone.

Rollo was lucky these two had not been chosen for the event.

If the two had gone on the event, let’s just say, these two were feared for a reason back in their days.

As for YN, what was the saying? Hell hath no fury on a pissed off Mother. I can see them digging into Rollo at the masquerade ball as they danced with him, saying how if he ever tried to hurt their loved ones again. No one would ever be able to find him. It was as if he disappeared into thin air.

[will80sbyers]

"the actors of" Just say Nillie

congratulations you sound more chronically online than me

[ineffablyruined]

If demons aren't great at spelling...

Exactly how hard do we think Crowley had to work to learn to spell things properly so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of Aziraphale?

[ask-shane]

I always smile when I see a notification from this blog c:

you have notifications on for my shitty little blog?

that makes me smile, too.

[wallterandtoradventures]

mrrrm... Wallter. do you know what Eccles syndrome is? If not- I'd recommend your eyeless compatriot look into it.

🧱"Eccles syndrome? My, I'd prefer you not go telling my friend TOR such tales. Whenever he hears even a lick of fiction that he hasn't heard before, he will tear through the Earth trying to learn more."

⚔️"Eccles Syndrome? Now now, Wallter, my good buddy, my pal! Never say never! I've heard of some strange ailments back in my day, and this isn't even the first time I've heard of Eccles!"

🧱"It's not real, TOR. Don't bother looking."

⚔️"You and I both know that isn't true."

[faggotstump]

feels crazy not just posting shit but following and being mutuals w blogs that in the mcyt fandom would have whole callout posts and private discord conversations abt how fucked up and gross they are about real people. but w band guys who gaf. if pete wentz gets upset when i post about him being a lesbian he can look at his bank account/start estrogen/whatever makes him feel better

If I did this back in my mcyt days my irl adress and full legal name would be on a google doc somewhere and i'd get at least two death threats a day. In bandom literally no one gives a shit. People agree with us. If pete wentz gets upset when i post about him being a lesbian he can look at his bank account/start estrogen/whatever makes him feel better. Literally.

[lxnarphase]

hello :) and yk— what if— hear me out— somno w nanami. Like of course you’ve talked about it and of course you said it was okay…so nanami……shouldn’t feel dirty over it, right? It’s been a long long day and all he wanted to do— what he thought he wanted to do was just snuggle up against u and sleep. But then you had to go n sleep in his clothes..yeah…fuck…..that definitely did smthn to him. Just his shirt and underwear? oh baby..don’t be surprised when you wake up to your bf/husband between your legs…..

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somno somno somno !! this is my favorite i know nanami gets carried away with the thought that you trust him so much to do this with him !!

somno with nanami 'i can just have sex with my wife when she wakes up' kento who wakes up after trying to be a nice husband and just let you sleep, groggy and disoriented.

but he's uncomfortably hard, his fat cock straining against the soft material of his pajama pants. he can feel that they're wet, the front soaked with his precum. that dream...that dream ruined him, the image of you confidently sat on his face, hands in his hair as he moaned into your cunt, dizzy from the taste, the smell, the feel of you...fuck, just thinking about it again make a thick gush of pre drip from him.

a quick glance and he knows your still sleeping...but your voice rings out in his head, hearing you excitedly giving him permission to touch you as you slept if he never needed you.

that's how he finds himself between your legs, his big hands holding your hips still as he devours you, messily making out with your pussy as he groans and sighs your name against your clit. "god, i missed you," he murmurs against your slit, tongue swiping over his lips before pressing a wet kiss to your clit. "missed you so much today."

he's given up on trying to let you sleep, he wants you, no, needs you to wake up. he misses the way you look at him needily, mouth open as you call his name, begging for him to make you cum. nanami's eyes are zeroed in on your face, waiting to see those eyes open.

"come on, honey, wake up, wake up for me." his tongue slides up your pussy, swirling against your clit before dipping back down into your oozing hole, groaning when he feels your hips cant up, the pudgy fat of your mound squishing into his mouth. he's always so messy when he eats you out, but he's trying even harder, wanting to see if he can make you cum right as you wake up. the wet squishing of his mouth kissing, sucking, and slurping at the sweet slick leaking from you and the cute sleepy moans he pulls from you are music to his ears.

but the poor man is too into it, too focused on the taste of your cunt to notice that you are awake. no, he doesn't realize it until your hands grab his hair and smush him against your pussy, crying his name as you cum, your cum pouring into his mouth as he just keeps eating you out.

"mm, sorry, honey, i got carried away," he softly mutters against you, his eyes looking into yours from his spot between your legs. "i wanted to see if i could put it in you before you woke up, but you just taste so divine." another lick up your cunt is followed by the feeling of nanami's fingers coating themselves in your wetness.

"can you give me one more? hm? just one more and i'll show you what i'll do to you next time you're sleeping so pretty for me."

[sematarygirls]

congrats on 1k bb <333 may i pls request 🧵

  RAFECAMERONINTERLUDE / victoria

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[mochinomnoms]

Sorry Mochi (and belated happy birthday)

https://youtube.com/shorts/_MAEnnxy6rk?si=eExYf-aJEf9VO1EP

Technically FloYuu but imagine Yuu shows this to Jade for fun and now Jade has to show his mate how capable he is (please see my vision)

[In my defense for my absence, my social battery had been real low]

-🥂

hi again hon!! it's alright I'm happy to see you!

Also, this is very me coded I too have a 1% of men that I am attracted to and it's the kind that can pick me up and toss me on the bed. Which matches up considering who I'm attracted to...

I think both Jade and Floyd would really get a kick of this, they are known for being very strong and it's fun to toss around someone who willingly lets themself be thrown! Also, it makes them both smug and mildly giddy that you get flustered by their strength. You're just so cute and they sometimes have cuteness aggression and this is so perfect actually!

[lifesteal-headcanons]

whenever someone becomes a god, they become less saturated than they were as a normal player. usually its not noticable but it was very noticeable when ashswag, wemmbu and squiddo became gods because of their sheer colourful-ness.

i also hc those three being the most saturated out of everyone, like they can glow in the dark slightly. wemmbu has a bright purple glow, ash has a darker purple glow, and squiddo has a multicolored glow, meaning she glows like an led strip in dark places...

- 🎧🥂 anon

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