#🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[superlovie]

I’m so over the US Government 🤦🏾‍♀️

[suits]

hi im really sorry and embarrassed but i really need help. i had 2 charges hit today and my account was overdrawn. and i won't get paid until thursday 🤦🏾‍♀️

i need $ to get gas and food for the next couple days 🙏🏾

cshpp

pypl

0/80$

[romanreignseater]

now Jey baby, why did you catch that chair 😭😭?!

[supalcina-3]

I love her so much, but is cracks me up every time i see it. 😭😭

don’t do my baby girl like that. (😔)

Regardless that’s MY BALD EAGLE

[stargirl-mo]

This needs to be my reality right now 🤦🏾‍♀️😭

priceghost x reader. dubcon themes.

thinking about being john’s newly-wed, barefoot and warm as an oven, stumbling to the door when you hear his iron foot fall. it’s been months, but you recognize the cadence on the porch. sounds like morning tea and his favorite cigars.

unlocking the door and throwing yourself into his arms, smelling the space above his shoulder, inhaling…petrichor. wet dirt. blood.

that isn’t your husband.

you slowly peel yourself away, stunned when your eyes meet brown instead of blue.

“where’s…”

“right ‘ere, dove.”

you looking over the stranger’s shoulder (who is still holding you up) and find your husband, looking a little too amused that his wife is in another man’s arms.

once you reach him, he kisses the top of your head, before rubbing your shoulder to coo the loud creature of embarrassment before it reaches your mouth in the form of an apology.

“you’ve met simon. he’ll be staying with us for a little while.”

you glance between the two before meeting your husbands eye. “I-“

“im sure you don’t mind the extra stomach, right darlin?”

you swallow.

“of course not,” you glance at simon, who’s face remains neutral, “the more the merrier.”

you meant for meals. they seemed to understand it differently.

now you sleep between the two of them, quilt unnecessary while their meaty limbs keep you sweltering.

the bed is heavy, and you haven’t complained because you’re a hostess, and simon is john’s friend. even when you feel him palming your clothed cunt ‘in his sleep’, you don’t fuss.

instead, you silently turn on your side, trying your best to subtly grab your husbands attention.

but he’s already there, watching. smiling gently, like he does when he says he loves you.

“there there dove. you can learn to share, right?”

[2laffy2]

Me: see something on the ground

My brain: ...

Me: ???

My brain:...Lick it

Me: What!? No

My brain: i said lick it

Me: i hate you, why are you always like this!?

My brain: ask yourself :3

[blvckentropy]

Wicked Whims a trip. Why I summon two sims then edit one just to come out of CAS to them smashing immediately!?

[robotpussy]

I woke up mad as hell

[princessefemmelesbian]

“What do you MEAN you’re not bi? Everyone is at least a little bit bi, right?” Fuck no. Believe it or not, I don’t like men period, not even a little bit, not even at all. You can all fuck off with your thinly-veiled faux-progressive homophobia and lesbophobia. Leave gay peeps alone FFS. Jeez. 🤦🏾‍♀️

so strange to me that some people aren't bisexual

[elysian-edu]

i love dance but omg can this recital just be over with.

cuz why did one of my directors js talk ab how we weren't supposed to have baby hair, LOUD AS HELL, and then POINT RIGHT AT ME and talk about mine. 😐😐

[ladytee918]

When you don’t smoke and you just got hot boxed by your niece 😒😒😒

[blessedanddedicated]

‼️ this the one. Please help me solve problems, I can't be the only one 🤦🏾‍♀️

i like my man very problem solver, very “don’t worry princess i’m here”, very lover boy, very untouchable, very much in his masculine energy

[its-sir-actually]

Sent a guy an "inside joke" I thought we had...turns out he had no fucking idea what I was talking about so to save myself the embarrassment of explaining a joke he should have remembered I just pretended I sent it to the wrong person 💀

I'm honestly embarrassed of myself at this point

[dilfhos]

brooooo my queue is fucking up😭😭😭

[ideal-girl]

No not the original Mandytale, the story where she controlled HIM and blew up her planet

Nia: 

Oh my goodness…🤦🏾‍♀️. I’m so sorry for that misunderstanding! 

I’m going to reread the story and update my answer to your question! 

[smpbr]

He's really too good & precious for this world!😭 Send him to Mars! 🚀Us mere earthly mortals don't deserve him!🤦🏾‍♀️

While we’re all thirsting he’s like wait remember.