ii-zi
Half-time World Ruler (in crisis)
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Izzi || Still not dead || 🇲🇽 Don't really know what's going on here || Ask to tag || "Majoring" in Mechatronics Engineering || Scream at me about anything via DM or asks
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ii-zi · 9 days ago
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the fact that we made it through the Cold War is nothing short of a miracle. I wish we talked about Mutual Assured Destruction more in schools
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ii-zi · 28 days ago
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Scoundrels.
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ii-zi · 28 days ago
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I totally forgot till just now but one time a new therapist handed me a pad of paper and said "draw me a picture of how you feel" and after spending like five whole minutes of dead silence scribbling a teeny tiny pitch black dot in the middle of the pad that dug a hole straight through like 15 pages I gave it back to see him staring back at me like
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ii-zi · 28 days ago
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I bet biting cardboard feels good as hell if you're a cat
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ii-zi · 28 days ago
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a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app
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ii-zi · 28 days ago
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tsubakiiii 🫶🏼
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ii-zi · 28 days ago
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*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you
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Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192
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ii-zi · 28 days ago
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honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”
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ii-zi · 28 days ago
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Edit: also if you're a user of physical dictionaries I'd love to know why!!!
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ii-zi · 28 days ago
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You've heard of "big tiddy goth girlfriend"
Get ready for the next big thing
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