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don't know about you but the Facebook emojis made this comment even funnier
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when you start losing your appetite and getting out of bed gets suspiciously too hard
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#from the crochet group im in 🤣😭#i dont (yet) know how to knit#but im currently crocheting a blanket for my dad for Xmas#its harley themed! loo#crochet#knitting#knitblr
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and so love has come to an end
#So how we doing. Hows everybody doing#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#proseka#mizuki akiyama#ena shinonome#kanade yoisaki#mafuyu asahina#nightcord at 25:00#niigo#25ji#so. um.#AAAAUJFIGHAHAHAHAGGAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHA#HHEHDUEHHEYFBGJFHDHH. COOOGUGUVH . OCUGH. COUGH. WHEEE EEEEZE#🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🤣🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🤣🤣🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔#Sniles so sneetly#WE'RE FUCKED.#EDIT THIS IS ACCIDENTAL SPOILERS BC I POSTED THIS BEFORE THE EVENT EVEN STARTED. SORRYYYYYY#mizuki5 spoilers#mizu5 spoilers#sorry. gift of prophecy hurts. xoxo.
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I think I need more star sticker sheets.
#maybe I should go back to taking hot pictures of Gale 🤣#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#gale bg3#bg3#bg3 memes
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the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING
#“GOTEM PEANUT”#i can freaking hear wade wheezing like he just developed asthma or something#choking on his spit and stuff#it's not even that hilarious probably#but watch logan smile in his direction despite the sass he was supposed to have “shut up bub”#“babygirl i didn't even know you could do that 🤣”#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 2024
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I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.
She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.
My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.
But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.
We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!
You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.
Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.
#her name was Kara which we joked about bc I came with my other friend named Kara and we were at the Kara-oke bar lol#i told her about how last time i was hit on at that same bar was ALSO by another woman named Kara#she said ''i need to find a man to transition right now so we can have more karas'' 🤣😭 she was so great lol#and I'm texting another friend named Kara right now😭 soon everyone will be Kara#transmisogyny tw#.bdo
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she sure loves her big guns
#that specific gun has been on my mind since thursday 🤣#caitvi#arcane#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#arcane vi#violyn#arcane league of legends#arcane season 2#arcane art#personalart
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ACE 👏 PEOPLE 👏 CAN 👏 MAKE 👏 DIRTY 👏 JOKES
Then again, if you’re an aphobe, your mom already made the dirtiest fucking joke of all time, so why should we bother?
#ace#acespec#asexual#lgbtqia#aphobia#holy fuck this blew up#I turned off notifications and occasionally come back to check and get shocked to Hell and back#Also I’ve read all y’all’s responses#Y’all are waaay funnier than the post 🤣#southbemyname
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Agent Twilight. Westalis' top spy.
Can't win an argument with his baby daughter.
#spy x family#spy x family manga#spy x family spoilers#loid forger#sxf spoilers#spy x family manga spoilers#spy x family manga spoiler#yor forger#sxf manga#anya forger#he is so domesticated 🤣
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Izzy: *fully in tears, screaming in laughter*
Brennan: *voice full of laughter and quiet desperation* We- we- we can't have our child in the dome. We can't have our child in the dome.
#dimension 20#never stop blowing up#adventuring party#EYE am in tears from laughing!#they are clearly at the end of a filming day and SO tired 🤣
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Bumbleboyo!! 🐝
3 of the 6 TF fanarts done!! >:3c yippieeee!
#transformers bumblebee#bumblebee#tf bumblebee#transformers earthspark#tf earthspark#earthspark bumblebee#maccadam#maccadams#tf fanart#transformers fanart#took me awhile to get back to but I'm not gonna let this one fail like the other art challenges 🤣 OTL
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Malleus' favoritism towards the player is so funny because in the jp event others offend him once and he tolerates, but offend him twice and he blows up. Meanwhile the prefect boops him without permission, shows up late and makes him wait, tries to grab his tail etc and he just goes "hehehehe I'll forgive you once because it's you (repeat unlimited times)"
#he knows the difference between unpleasant rudeness and playful loving from his crush 🤣#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#ventique rambles#malleus x reader
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HERES THIS REALLY DUMB IDEA THAT’S BEEN LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD AND I HAD TO SKETCH IT OUT SO FAST AHSJSKAKAKS
YALL know how like…Alastor has his little minion guys as his goons??? My brain said “I wonder what Husk’s minions looked like when he was an overlord….” And I WASSSS gonna give him little bunnies (hahaha magician motive) but they turned out too similar to Alastor’s so WHY NOT GIVE HIM SOME SEVERAL RIGHT (and left) HAND MANS HDJSKSKKSKASJA
Anyways DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH THIS INFORMATION :) 🩷
#overlord husk au#huskerdust#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin angel dust#hazbin hotel#hazbin comic#lmao yall I posted this like yesterday on Instagram and Twitter and now there’s a spicy fanfic for this#yall are so fast it’s CRAAAAAZYYY 🤣#creative asf too looooorddd the scream I SCRUMPT
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