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[potatoplace]

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait

What fucking book did this happen in???? I have zero recollection of it pls tell me it's ACOSF and I didn't just block that out cause WHAT THE FUCK SARAH??? WHY??? FOR WHAT REASON???

personally I will never consider someone who orgasmed to an image of his unborn baby a “top tier book boyfriend” but maybe that’s just me.

I get that sjm wanted to show that he was happy about the next stage of his life, but jesus write something else. literally anything else.

[kebma]

cunny makes me wanna hurl

[bajaja-blast]

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[envymourn]

🧿🩶🧿🩶🧿

[hyunpic]

💘💘

[jamcubi]

It was supposed to be Till till the end 😭😭

[apollos-olives]

me trying to keep a straight and polite face every time the queer people around me start shitting on neopronouns, knowing damn well i have a set of neopronouns

[spicyvampire]

This is disgustingly cute, everyone involved will be hearing from my lawyers

[macden]

this is so viscerally annoying to me

[sweetvillainjude]

The way half the main characters in the cruel prince were at some point attracted to Jude is wild but SO girlboss of her. Like Locke had actual feelings for her, Valerian was lusting over her, I suspect that The Ghost did too for a time, and I don’t even need to say Cardan who was actually disgusted by how often he thought of her back when they had the enemies thing going on. Like no wonder she pissed them off, my girl Jude was KILLING it

[polysucks]

Forever thinking about how when Tyrion asked Petyr about Hoster Tully’s girls, Petyr’s first response was “oh the girls who I fucked? The ones who were virgins before I met them? Those girls? Hmm yeah I seem to remember them. I totally fucked them. Like both of them. Did filthy things to them. They can suck the chrome off a bumper. I definitely know what pussy looks like. I totally touched one. Kinda. What about them?”

and Tyrion was all “didn’t ask but ok. Anyway,,,,”

What a LOSER. Disgusting LOSER.

[roseworth]

“alfred is the only one that respects jason” alfred is canonically jason’s biggest hater

[mia-nina-lilly]

Every time I see a fanart of "mommy Feyre," I feel nauseated. SJM gave us a protagonist whose clear intention was to enjoy her youth before wanting a child — Feyre literally said that. Two books later, with a very short time span between the events of the 3rd and 4th books, Feyre is pregnant.

Please don't tell me it's because of the war and Rhysand's near-death experience. We know that, in reality, it was because SJM once again wanted to pour herself into her characters as an escape. The point is that, again, a woman needs not only marriage but also to become pregnant to be considered fully happy, reinforcing the stereotype.

Moreover, she gets pregnant youngb —21, if I'm not mistaken — and now ceases to be Feyre to become "mommy Feyre," as if her individual identity is entirely intertwined with this, with motherhood. And I didn't even want to mention the hypocrisy involved in all of this, but just as a reminder: Feyre left Spring Court because she feared being the breeding mare of the High Lord.

I really would like to know when these female characters will stop needing to necessarily get married at the end of their stories to have a "complete" ending, and become pregnant if there’s a later book because "marriage and motherhood is the ultimate happiness for a woman.

[arkangelo-7]

Watching Batman: the Killing Joke and WHO THE FUCK WAS GONNA TELL ME??? Barbra/Bruce out of NOWHERE??? EWWWWW!!! Like that is basically a CHILD and an ADULT MAN???

Literally gagged. Tossing my computer out the window. Clawing my eyes out. Screaming into the abyss. Someone save me.

[wuntrum]

getting older and realizing seat tickets for concerts (even nosebleeds!) are kinda awesome