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[impossibleraytisms]

Main Blog: @impossibleraysykes

Welcome to our system specific sideblog, where we will post mostly plural stuff. We are The EGG Collective

DNI- anti endos, sysmeds, aphobes/transphobes/homophobes,

Please let us know if we interact with a thing that’s harmful, we’re still learning.

Our origins: Mixed. Trauma/Endo, introjects/fictives reside in this body with us.

If nobody specific is fronting or wants to reveal themselves, we will use: 🦴

Our headmates:

Lex: they/neos. 👻- sign off. Aegosexual, non binary. Killjoy (Danger Days) OC turned fictive.

Myra: she/they/neos. 👽- sign off. Asexual, demi aromantic, transfem/girlflux

Moggles: they/she/neir. 🫛- sign off. Demi aroace. Fem presenting Non Binary. Fae.

Ray: he/him 💀- sign off. Aroacespec, trans, non binary, boyflux. Host.

Mond-kun: he/him 🫡 - sign off. Ace. Biro. Transmasc.

Ibuprofen: they/it. 💊- sign off. Agender, angenital, aromantic, caedsexual. DnD OC turned fictive.

Panda/Mother: it/its 🐼- sign off. Otherkin. Lazy mother.

The Jester (sometimes known as The Joker): they/he/zey/zeir. 🟦 - sign off. Aceflux. Biromantic. Fluidflux. TimeLord.

Oaklyn- Oakylnself/neos. 🦷- sign off. No orientation or gender. Carer of the system.

[impossibleraytisms]

Some of us aren’t as fully defined as others but Ray is our host

I'm kind of curious, since I see a lot of people talk about plural-related things and use lots of diffurent kinds of forms re: how they view themselves, how the system works, ect., so!

and no I don't care about system origin or anything like that, you're valid and ect. no matter what mew are.

(this is not an exhaustive list, just a bunch of Things we've observed)

[swiftyangx12]

🟦🤍A Misunderstanding🩵🟥

[Pairing]: TFA Optimus Prime x Cybertronian!Autobot![Reader]

[Synopsis]: [D/N] can’t catch a break from being misidentified for a Decepticon. At least they have someone who understands their struggles as a commander.

[Inspiration]: A request I sent out some time ago and @signedaiko wrote the HCs out. (HCs with the Special Ops![S/O])

[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name)

[Gender Neutral Reader]

[(A/N)]: Based on Aiko’s HCs, I’m only writing Optimus in this fic because I’m kind of biased. Also, I need to practice writing characters from the TF franchise and TFA O.P. seems like he’s an easy start. Anyways, I hope you enjoy the story.

[WARNING]: Possible misuse of Cybertronian Vocabulary and Terminology (I’m still new to the fandom)

[Back when [D/N] was first promoted to their position as Commander of the Information Operations, they were issued to get a paint job with much darker colors since most missions require stealth. The team [D/N] leads and work with are good bots, but the only trouble the whole unit faces sometimes are the misunderstandings from a first glance.]

Random Cybertronian: EHH! DECEPTICON!!!

[D/N]: No, no, no! I’m not a Dece-!

Random Cybertronian: *Whacks them with an alloy pole*

[D/N]: OW!

🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥

[It didn’t help when they visit Earth to see their Conjunx Endura. People, especially Detroit citizens, also mistook them for one.]

Random citizen: Call the Autobots! Decepticon on sight!

[D/N]: Wait a klik! I’m not with the bad guys.

[After clearing up the commotion]

Random citizen: I’m so sorry! I thought you were one of those Decepticons.

[D/N]: It’s alright. At least you have good optics if spotting one, but please be sure if you see their Insignia next time.

🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥

[It also didn’t help that even the Decepticons on Earth were bewildered to discover that [D/N] is an Autobot.]

Starscream: When did one of our Decepticons switch sides?!

[D/N]: *Enraged* 💢 I AM NOT A DECEPTICON IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU FRAGGING IDIOTS!!!

The Decepticons: Uh oh.

[D/N]: *Unsheathes their razor neon blades and sprints towards the enemies* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥

[Yeah, from that last battle, [D/N] was on rage mode where they kicked the Decepticons’ afts to the extremes. On their own. Probably put them out of commission for a while. They definitely need private time with their Sparkmate.]

[The Plant: The Autobots’ Secret Base]

[D/N]: Oppy, sweetspark~ *Back-hugs Optimus* My wonderful and lovely conjunx~

Optimus Prime: *Holds their bitarlueus’ carefully and looks back* What is it, [D/N]? You usually call me those names if something is bothering you.

[D/N]: There is. When I retire from the position as commander of my unit, I’m getting a new paint job.

Optimus Prime: Oh, that doesn’t sound bad. Why the sudden thought?

[D/N]: *Vents out from their intake (Sighs)* Almost every bot and person I encounter, they mistake me for a Decepticon. It’s what I get for earning a job where my team and I are required to wear coatings for stealth operations. The tones are too close to the actual faction’s.

Optimus Prime: Well, you also act scary when on duty.

[D/N]: *Pouts* That doesn’t help either.

Optimus Prime: *Chuckles a little* Don’t worry, [D/N]. We know you’re good and just doing your job as a commander. You proved to be a great bot every cycle.

[D/N]: Yeah…But I still remember when Sari and Bee freaked out after seeing me.

Optimus Prime: They didn’t know you’re on our side at that time. Now, they love you for being your true self.

[D/N]: Yeah…Y’know, when I do retire, you wanna help choose which color scheme suits me?

Optimus Prime: Only if you’re comfortable with the choices.

[D/N]: *Smiles at him* You’re so thoughtful, Oppy. I love you.

Optimus Prime: Love you too, [D/N].

🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥🤍🩵💛🟦🟥

[A Few Deca-Cycles Later]

[At Night]

[S/N] = Sparkling’s Name

[S/N]: *Runs up to Optimus on their little pedes* Sire! Sire! Was this Carrier? *Holds up a data-pad with an old image of [D/N] back when they were a commander*

Optimus Prime: “Oh scrap.” Where did you find this? You know your carrier isn’t comfortable talking about their old job yet.

[D/N]: Don’t worry, Oppy. I let them see the ‘pad.

Optimus Prime: [D/N]. I didn’t expect you to tell so soon.

[D/N]: *Shrugs* [S/N] would learn sooner than later. They didn’t believe the image was me and needed your confirmation.

Optimus Prime: Well… *Picks up [S/N] and adjusts his hold* To tell you the truth, that is your carrier.

[S/N]: Really?! They look too scary to be my creator.

[D/N]: *Made an expression on their faceplate that screams, “Even my kid thinks I looked scary.”* (￣^￣)

Optimus Prime: That’s because back then, Carrier needed to look the part as a leader for their special unit. They have to wear darker coats of paint as their uniform.

[S/N]: Why? No bright colors allowed?

[D/N]: No bright colors, because I had missions where you need to be sneaky. Hiding in the dark and go for the surprise attack! *Starts tickling their Sparkling*

[S/N]: *Laughs from the “attack”* S-Stop! Stop! Can’t vent!

[D/N]: *Stops tickling* Alright, alright. Now, you better get ready for stasis mode since the next cycle is a big one.

[S/N]: *Gasps* I get to visit uncle Bee and uncle Bulk!

[D/N]: That’s right. *Picks them up from Optimus and settles them down* Wash up and maybe we’ll read you a story before berth.

[S/N]: *Nods and hurries off to freshen up*

Optimus Prime: *Hugs [D/N] from behind* You know, I fear next time you need to be called in to resume your duties.

[D/N]: *Leaning in the hug* Don’t worry, Oppy. I’m sure my successor is doing fine as commander and I only come in as a consultant for my former team.

Optimus Prime: If you say so. Then more time between us and see how it plays out.

[D/N]: After reading a story to [S/N], then maybe we’ll see what happens next.

Optimus Prime: *Vents out* Love you, [D/N].

[D/N]: Love you too, Oppy.

❤️[Reblogs help creators and creates more content]💙

[(A/N)]: Please be sure to visit @signedaiko’s blog and check out their work. Their writing is really entertaining and fun to read.

[star-writes-fanfiction]

:: c o p y c a t :: ☆ :: p e t e r . p ::

Character/s: mcu!peter x implied stark!reader

Summary: doing the 'copying snaps' trend with Peter.

Warnings: very suggestive content, light smut [masturbation, fingering] it's also kinda short since it's not full smut and I did not proof read, like, at all. Comment if you want me to edit lol.

Request: none (based off a headcanon I wrote recently)

Other: I don't really know how snapchat works because I don't use it much, so if I've messed it up let me know. <3 also I wrote reader and Peter as college students because sexualising minors is a big no-no y'all 😐😑😐

You were laying in your bed at the tower, playing block blast to pass the time. You were meant to be studying for your massive exam coming up, but there's nothing more fun than procrastination. Besides, you had all of tonight to cram as much as possible, and you work faster under pressure.

Just as you cleared your board, you got a notification from Peter, your best friend since elementary school, and also your decade-long crush. It was a snap of him pulling the duck face captioned 'it's that snapstreak grind'. Typical Peter, you thought, going to reply. There's no way in hell either one of you would be the one to lose your streak of 2000.

You took a photo of your roof, adding the text. 'I was trying to study, p'. His cute little face popped up in the bottom left as he began to type.

Pete ❤️

Oh sorry lol

Me

It's ok im bored anyway 😭😭

Time to spam u with ridiculous photos cuz u love me

You joked, already opening your camera. You took a photo of your middle finger, leaving it uncaptioned and hitting send. A moment later Peter sent you a similar photo with the same pose.

Oh, so thats the game we're gonna play? You thought to yourself, taking a photo of your face this time, poking your tongue out.

Again, he returned the snap. "Well, I may as well use this to my advantage..." You muttered aloud as you took a photo of you doing the spidey hand. You know, where you curl your two fingers?

And Peter, being the innocent little gremlin he is, sent it in return. His arm outstretched as he curled his middle and ring fingers. God, you thought, your thighs fluttering at the sight. You took a quick picture of you just sitting up and captioned it 'silly spidey'. That would buy you some time.

Keeping the image in your head, your fingers crept down your stomach and into your panties. You deftly found your clit and began to rub in in quick circles, gasping at the feeling. Your back arched slightly as you inhaled sharply. With those same two fingers from the photo, you started to thrust in and out, curling at that spot that makes you want to scream.

But in your mind it wasn't you, it was Peter. His hands in your pants making you feel so good. "Fuck, don't stop," you whined, throwing your phone somewhere on the bed. You couldn't care less about replying anymore. It felt so fucking good.

You felt your body reacting as your neared your orgasm already, just thinking about Peter. "Fuck, baby, you're so wet for me," he'd say in your ear as his toned arms supported his weight and trapped your head in. His left knee would be holding your right leg in place as you squirmed uncontrollably.

Until finally you came, finishing all over your sheets. You let yourself lay in euphoria before remembering about Peter. You scrambled to pull your pants up and grab the phone.

Pete ❤️

🟦 sent you a snap

Hello?

No reply?

Damn I just got ghosted 😞😞

You blushed, the full weight of what you'd just done settling on you.

Me

Sorry Peter dad wanted me for a sec

Pete ❤️

Oh ok alg

What'd he need

You rushed to think of something.

Me

He needed my little fingers for something

Wow, great lie, you thought sarcastically. You were wondering if it's possible for one to think sarcastically when he replied.

Pete ❤️

U sure it isn't u who needs my fingers for smth?

You turned the brightest shade of crimson on the spectrum of colour right then. Shit, think for a response! You thought desperately. Then he sent you another snap. You hesitated before opening it, seeing a picture of his hand clenching his sheets. Fuck~ you thought as you nearly moaned at the sight. Then you read the caption.

'Want help?'

You've never seen anyone agree as fast as you did then.

Send help I love this man too much. Like and rb as always and plz leave requests!!!

- star ✨️

[phightingheadcanons]

I have so many random things I wrote at 3 in the morning in my notes app so here's some more headcanons of mine :3

Boombox is a living noise maker. Not even taking his boombox into account, he has lots of keychains and pins and stuff. If he's going anywhere you can immediately tell it's him because of how much noise his keychains make clinking against each other (I mayhaps be projecting ever so slightly)

Subspace would 100% listen to Mitski (or whatever is the Mitski equivalent in the Phighting universe). Girlie is Mitski's #1 fan trust

The playgrounders would have a Minecraft server and I cannot be convinced otherwise. There's no way they aren't having theatre level drama in there. Half of it is them messing around the other half is them causing pure chaos.

Shuriken will eat anything. Does not matter if it is edible or not. If you dare him to eat something he will do it. If you tell him not to eat something he'll do it out of pure spite. (He ate a rock once because Coil dared him to)

Subspace really likes using makeup actually and has a Biograft specifically to test out different looks. He uses makeup less after the incident with Medkit (she is now hypersensitive to it due to the rot), but they still like to use eyeliner on their remaining eye.

-🟦🎸 Weezer anon

"That is so good. Boombox one is so true though. Imagine you're with Skateboard or sb and you just hear loud jingling and clacking and Skate is like: «Oh hey that's Boombox!» and true to his word, not a moment later Boombox turns the corner while waving excitedly"

[nievmork]

⥀~Liar~⥁

"YOU ARE A LIAR" "It's too late. While emotions surround your body, you're a liar too"

✧ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ

HELLLLOO HAÇAAANLARR

Actually, I didn't expect anything when I started this series. Actually, I was too lazy to rewrite the things I wrote on paper. And I thought about quitting. But now 8 people who liked it motivated me a lot. I hope you liked it.English is not my native language. There may be a lot of mistakes.

Thank you for your understanding. I hope you like it.

✧ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ

Suddenly they grabbed my arm. Then I found myself standing. My artificial skin was slowly covering my white machine hand. What happened? I reviewed my memory. Something was missing. It was as if it had been deleted. The last time I saw the NL900... I decided to ask him. "There is a lack of information in my NL900 memory, what happened?" "I've been ordered to wipe your memory so you don't encounter a bug." "I understand, the notice came." "Can you tell me the details?" "About four renegade business androids." NL900 turned to Hank and shouted, "Lieutenant Anderson, get ready, we don't have time." "Since the working androids are powerful, we must use remote communication to work in harmony." NL900 nodded in agreement. Lieutenant Anderson reluctantly stood up and approached us. "We are losing time, we won't be able to catch up." Just as we were about to set off, Detective REED's deep voice was heard. "NL900, you can't go." NL900 calmly said: "I have been assigned to take orders from Hank Anderson and escort RK800 everywhere until this case is closed. I'm sorry, Mr. Reed." "My system has been coded to be compatible with the RK800. I will only be able to follow your simple instructions throughout this case," they said diplomatically.We set off quickly. The lieutenant had exceeded the traffic speed limit twice, even though we were in the police car. When we arrived there, we came across a mansion that felt like an abandoned house. "Mr. Anderson, we don't know what's inside. You're a mortal human. Our system can be rebooted. We don't know what's inside. We'd better get in first." NL900 said. "Makes sense. With a gun, right?" "Let's get in without wasting any time. Try not to hit the heart pump and the chip in their head with my bullets. We don't want their systems to be damaged.""Okay. Let's close the escape doors first." NL900 entered the house from the right and I entered from the left. When I quietly went upstairs, the NL900 had already gone downstairs. One small step made me pause. I activated night vision. Still I couldn't see anything. Someone ran out of the darkness. I saw it. I put my hand on the trigger and prepared to fire. NL900 started talking on the radio; "*-What is the situation?-*"."*-I detected a being running upstairs. Come immediately-*"

~New task defined;Find the employee entity.~

I slowly walked towards the direction the entity was running. NL900 had arrived. I opened the door. The moment I opened it, a gigantic anomaly jumped out at me. The NL900 managed to knock it down by applying a hard push. Soon three deviant joined the fight. The deviant lying on the ground stood up and picked up the piece of wood on the ground. Just as he was about to hit me in the head with the wood in his hand, I shot him in the right shoulder with the gun. He dropped the board he was holding. His facial expression was between surprise and fear. It seemed contradictory.

-Software Error🟦-

NL900 pushed the blonde haired pervert towards the black haired pervert. I threw the slanty-eyed android to the ground and hit its foot. "Let's notify Hank and the crew," he said, as the NL900's heart pump audibly accelerated. "I informed him-" "CONNOR BEHIND" NL900 suddenly shot behind me. It grazed my ear. When I turned around, a pervert almost twice my size was pointing a knife at me as Hank and his crew walked in. NL900 was talking to Mr. Reed. I was running the system job. Hank came to us... -Hank_Neutral_-

Hank was talking to himself but I could still hear her voice. *"NL900 bitch-"*."I noticed that you do not have positive thoughts about Lieutenant NL900. Is that correct?

🔓 Doesn't Lieutenant Anderson love the NL900?

"Are you listening to me, Lieutenant?"

-Hank🟥-

-Hank_Angry_-

"Lieutenant Anderson, remember that my goal is to gather as much information as possible, whether personal or case-related. Please respond so I can further my relationship with you." Notice NL900 approaching us."Lieutenant Anderson, please try to adapt, remember what Mr. Fowler said... Either accept this case, or the case will be turned over to the FBI and you will bid farewell to your ranks." NL900 spoke with a strange facial expression. It was an improved version of NL900, maybe they gave it some facial expressions to make it adapt to humans. Hank literally shouted, "Fuck you."NL900 ignored him and walked away. I looked at Hank. "What are you looking at, idiot?" Like the NL900, I walked away without responding. I crouched down next to the blonde haired pervert who was deviant on the ground. I had to calm him down. Its LED was red, its self-destruct time had expired. "Calm down, if you give me enough information I can stop people from destroying you." "ARE PEOPLE GOING TO DESTROYİNG ME NO NO NO RA9, PLEASE FORGIVE ME"

🔓 RA9?

♦️'Destruction time: 1 minute 40 seconds'♦️

"Calm down, I will stop people from destroying you. I am an android like you. But I need some information to protect you and prevent your destruction. Can you answer the questions I ask?"

~AX800 #507 031 60 99

"I DON'T WANT TO BE DESTROYED.I DON'T WANT" "If you don't calm down people will think you're a total freak, please answer my questions, time is running out, otherwise I'll have to connect to your memory" "YOU AND YOUR FRIEND ARE ATTACKING MY TEAM" I grabbed Deviant's arm and connected to his memory.

~•|~

House android...Red Ice...Ask Android f Request for off-duty...Murder...Slant-eyed android...Jericho(?)..."We will be saved by RA9"...CyberLife building floor ' -12' . .."I will take revenge"..."yes this house"...

~•|~

I tried to open my eyes but they were locked. The last images I saw were not pleasant at all. An explosion? Is there blue blood flowing around? A screaming voice? I felt someone pulling me by my arms. When I opened my eyes the first thing I saw was NL900 and the blond haired, decapitated deviant. "Are you okay, Connor? What did you see?" NL900was standing over me but I couldn't move my mouth. But I didn't even give a software error... The NL900 reached for my LED and then...

Believe me, I have no idea. Am I progressing too slowly? Thanks for the support.

[wreckrinho]

well now you gotta show us the converse

I already showed them!!!

But oh well im never gonna disappoint a fan~~~

(Omg? Why did I wrote it like that? Casino!Sammy invaded my body for a few seconds-/j)

Kinda dirty but i like it that way!!!! Unfortunately, you can't really see the chains in these photos, but there are several chains on those bad bois!!!🔗🔗🟦🟣

[1000plants]

I wanna write more of what y'all wanna see!

I still will be updating my series but if I wrote more SERIES who would you want to see?

It would be xMale reader or GN

[hl-obsessed]

Good morning Shay! I'll take "ivory whisper honey" for the ask game :) It sounds so poetic!! XD

hiiiii, thanks for the ask and sorry for the late response! 🫶🏻 it does sound poetic!

(kinda makes me wanna write a poem, not that i ever wrote one in my life)

ivory - describe your pajamas

new, very soft one, navy blue with cherries, long sleeves and legs 🟦🍒

whisper - how much sleep did you get

around 8 hours somewhere, in two parts

honey - favourite term of endearment?

idk if i have one in polish, but i'm so weak for 'love' in english

soft asks

[selfcarecollective]

Blog Introduction

Our Pluralkit Fronting Link

(So anyone who looks can see our general status on Pluralkit, including when sleeping, who's mainly in front, cofront, cocon, and etc.)

Hello? Hello! We're the Self-Care Collective. We're a TraumaEndo System online that shows support for all origins and good faith identities.

We're bodily 19, go by Elix/ei online, and like just enjoying the company of other plural systems. While we might be anxious, we do try to make friends and sometimes end up meeting amazing people!

We're new to the Tumblr atmosphere and honestly might spam the living shit out of you all. So sorry about that lol, or not. Again, no idea.

Here you'll see the following content:

System Discourse

The Arcana - Mobile Game

Random ass things we decided to post at 2 am

Reblogs of accessibility, LGBT terms, System terms, and so on..

Literally anything I swear

Information about our system:

Mainly here's the important stuff:

Our First and Second carrd

Syscourse Opinion: 👍/💛&👇/📙/🔸&🔺/🔵/🌘/🟦&🟨/🌳/☁️/🥧/🐊/🐜/🐋

Plural Code: 🌤️/💗sys&💖💙col/🕯️/🌵, 🌲 (🍀)/🐏/🥁& 🎺/⚡❗/

Social Media:

Simply Plural is Selfcarecollective, Instagram is selfcarec0l, Twitter/X is ckselfcarecol, Tiktok is Selfcarecollective, Reddit is selfcaresystemm.

As we have an ever growing system, our headcount is always going to be relatively updated. But as such, it's impossible to enter every single member in our system that will post. If a system member wants to do an introduction, the list of introductions will be here, listed in order. The most basic information will be likes and dislikes, appearance, mods/aids, interactions, things they might blog about. And their own blogs.

How we tag:

Mainly how we tag now is just:

✏️(name) - (Name) wrote the post

→ Read this to see an update as of 11/7/23

👀(name) - (Name) is watching the post be made

🖍️ - Little created the post/had help posting. Name will not be public.

Written at the top:

Content Warning - [Non censored word]

The following content above is mentioned, but not described. Within the post it may or may not be censored

Trigger Warning - [Non censored Word]

The following content above is mentioned in detail. Within the post it may or may not be censored

[ilhoonftw]

i could write like 40 pages analysis of why 🟦 is like that™

don't forget kiśs of life is managed by 🟦's founder and ex-president and he had no problem debuting hot issue to directly complete with lightśum but then 1 comeback later they were abandoned??????? and suddenly he hired someone who almost made it to apińk, ranked high on p101 and then got rigged out of promis to be their creative director

oh and he wrote a book on how he created such "great company" and "great system" and plastered a quote from it everywhere around 🟦 building??? the same quote is all over his new company now

[impossibleraytisms]

I want to blab about my memories of the timeline I was in. Before I became conscious in the headspace void I had a few faces.

Like, I used to look like this. I thought this was my first face but it wasn’t. I thought I was normal but I was a timelord conceived in a Tardis. I was a femme enby in a twin planet. And now I look like this:

Which is great but the memories suck. Why are they so jumbly

-🟦

[rolmako]

Nasz Klient z... tatuażem od serca. \😁.👌🏼\

Wasze zdjęcia nie przestają nas zaskakiwać...

Markerowe \🖋\ logo ulubionej firmy Taty

- autor: Bruno.

Mamy nadzieję, że krówki będą smakowały.

Wysyłamy je z ciepłymi pozdrowieniami.

...i czekamy na kolejne zdjęcia. \📷\

🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦

\🇬🇧\

Our client with a very good tattoo! \😁.👌🏼\

You never stop to amaze and inspire us!

Little Bruno wrote name

of favourite Dad's company with a marker. \🖋\

Our famous candy fudge

are on their way to you, Bruno!

We are waiting for another photos! \📷\

🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦

🔷 ROLMAKO

ℹ️ www.rolmako.pl

✉️ rolmako@rolmako.pl

[mslanna]

when the past comes to haunt you

I didn't think of it for along, not consciously. But somethign about the whole Raphael calling people mouse thing grates on me.

let me tell you a story (no plt, sorry)

growing up, my siblings and I were each assigned a colour and an animal (to keep our stuff seperate). my sister had red 🟥 and cat 🐈 my brother had yellow 🟨 and bear 🐻 I? I had bue 🟦 and a mouse 🐁

I had mouse plushies, moue shirts, wallpaper with mice on it. you name it, i had it - with mice on it.

I wrote my first story about my fave plush, a mouse (unsurprisingly) called mousme

being mouse is so ingrained tome, that I refer to myslef as mouse often, daily, to coax me into doing stuff (waves vaguely at mental health stuffs)

so yeah, Raphael calling my characters mouse is fine on a personal level because it is who I am

seeing it out in the wild, now, becasue it is canon

i am having feelings

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OK experimental daily goals/check in: Friday 19th July

Glasses of water: 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Time spent outside: ~1hr/30 mins (minimum)

Stretching: ✅

Devotional: ✅

Self-reflection time: ❌

No. Anki cards added: 0

No. Anki cards reviewed: 0

Irish studying activities: N/A

French studying activities: I watched some YouTube in French, including the yoga video I used for my stretching time and the devotional I did

Time spent reading: ~1hr

Other: I wrote a little bit of the crackfic me and my uni bestie are working on, which was fun :D

I doubt I'll get around to doing everything but may as well try yknow. My summer holidays are almost half gone and I feel like I haven't really 'rested' properly ie look after my physical/mental health and engage in my hobbies, so hopefully this will help me!!

Maybe I should start doing daily check ins or smth, I feel like it would keep me way more accountable than weekly ish HELS posts and I keep rotting my days away 😔 I've tried habit tracking apps but I keep forgetting the apps exist so seeing as I spend too much time on Tumblr anyway I may as well make it my habit tracker yknow?

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Thank you to anyone out there who’s read anything I’ve written, left kudos, commented, or messaged me to chat about anything I’ve written. I appreciate you so much 💛

🟨Remember Me Before You ~294k .E. Desperate to find a new place to live after he comes home to find his boyfriend cheating, Harry moves into a loft with three strangers. A New Girl AU.

🟪Spring Fever ~4K .E. Harry’s finally out of the first trimester. He and Louis celebrate.

🟦As You Wish ~25K .E. Harry wished Louis free, and life hasn’t been the same since. Written for @onedirectionbigbang

��Southern Comfort ~5K .E. Girl!Direction. At a lavish engagement party thrown by her fiancé’s family, Louis meets what seems like a millions aunts and uncles and cousins, but only one stands out: Harry Styles, a gorgeous brunette in a red dress who makes Louis blush like she might catch fire. Written for @wankersday​.

🟩Uh oh, it’s Magic (when I’m with you) ~7K .E. Everyone Dreams eventually, and everyone’s Dream is different, but all Dreams have one thing in common: They send the Dreamer on a Quest to find their Magic. It’s been months since Louis started his Quest to live as a hermit in a cave in the middle of the woods and he’s not about to let some new guy disturb his hermitage. Written for @1dastroficfest​

⬜️Just Pretend ~90k .E. Louis Tomlinson is a divorced dad who doesn’t date. What free time he has, he likes to spend with his teenage daughter, and if he wants to take someone home, he does it when she’s spending the weekend with her mom. Then he meets Harry Styles, another divorced dad with a teenage daughter, who convinces him it’s a good idea to pretend they’re dating to keep their kids happy. Written for @1dsilverfoxfest​

🟧honey, honey 100 words .NR. a villanelle style poem and drabble inspired by the song “Daylight” and written for @harryshouseficfest​

🟨Late Night Talking ~50k .E. Louis Tomlinson has a new album coming out and a second world tour on the horizon. Promo season gets underway with a stop at Late Night Talking, the late night show hosted by Harry Styles, and Harry Styles just happens to be the man who blew a chance to date Louis a decade ago. Written for the @1dreversebang based on the prompt and gorgeous gifs by @deludedandlostcause

🟦Midnight ~10k .E. “Alphas are for fucking and pheromones,” Louis said during their first conversation, when he was moving into the building and Harry offered to help haul boxes up the stairs. “I’m perfectly capable of carrying my own groceries.” Louis relented when his Omega friend Zayn intervened and asked if he was also capable of moving his couch by himself. All Harry’d wanted to do was be a good neighbor. Now, here he is, half a year later, balls deep and four months into a no strings attached, sex only situation with the Omega of his dreams. He’s still not sure how it happened.

The rest of my Annual* Writing Self-Evaluation is under the cut:

It's been a weird year for me w/r/t fic writing! I wrote my longest fic so far by very much a lot. It was a labor of love and for most of the 8ish months I was writing it, I was feeling very down about my skills and writing in general, but I was having fun with turning New Girl into a larry fic, so I carried on, and I came out the other side ok I guess?

I modded our yearly @wankersday fest and the @harryshouseficfest despite promising myself I'd only do wankfest, and the stress of it solidified that decision lol. No more modding for me (except wankfest).

I wrote 9 fics this year, the lowest number of fics per year since my first year writing, and I posted my first ever fic in October and still wrote 5 fics that year. 6 of my 9 fics this year were for fests. That's more pressure than I usually like to put on myself, but I survived, and here's what my year looked like:

Number of stories posted this year: 9

Word count posted this year: 490,127

Stories with the most:

Kudos: Remember Me Before You (713)

Comment threads: RMBY (656)

Bookmarks: RMBY (605)

Work you are most proud of (and why):

Remember Me Before You my New Girl AU, more than twice as long as the next longest thing I've written, it's really just a love letter to the show. Posting it as a WIP while I finished the last bit was daunting because it's the first time I've done a WIP that wasn't complete before I started posting, but it was so fun! The comments fueled me and I loved chatting with you guys as it was going. Some of you were already New Girl fans, some hadn't seen the show, some starting watching it because of my fic??? it was an experience!

Work you are least proud of (and why):

Uh oh, it’s Magic (when I’m with you) for the @1dastroficfest. It was tough to get started and I think I tried like 4 different ideas for that prompt (The Hermit tarot card), but then Megan @homosociallyyours was like 'what if you took it very literally' and thankfully that worked! This was the first time I've ever been legitimately worried about meeting a deadline.

A favorite excerpt of your writing:

I'm never any good at picking snippets. I usually ask Nic @louandhazaf to assist, but this is part of a snippet I posted earlier this year, so... this is from Just Pretend, my older, divorced larry meet and decide to fake a relationship for their kids fic for @1dsilverfoxfest

According to his mom, he started flirting at two days old, and he’s only gotten better over the last forty-five years. Harry's had about that long to earn a doctorate in dimples. He wields them as he moves closer, pressing his chest against Louis’ palm and lifting his left hand to cradle Louis’ jaw. Cool despite the heat they’ve borrowed from his body, the touch of Harry's rings sends a shiver down Louis’ spine. His heart beats harder as he leans in. 

Louis’s never been a fan of tequila, but the sweet, peppery liquor is hardly perceptible under the taste of lime on Harry's tongue and the swirling, spicy scent of his sweat, deodorant and cologne. Three in the morning is only marginally cooler than midday and after working all night, Louis is damp with sweat and beer and he smells like it. Thankfully, Harry doesn’t seem to mind. He cups the side of Louis’ neck, fingertips toying with the ends of Louis’ silver hair, tickling and sending a thrill through him as he inches closer.

Grabbing hold of Harry's hips, Louis shifts his stance, stepping one foot between Harry's and sliding a hand around to splay across his lower back under the blousy hem of his half-buttoned shirt. Tilting his head, their noses bump, and Harry pulls back, wet lips parted, panting. Louis hardly has time to breathe before Harry guides him into another kiss, holding him so tightly that his forearm presses between Louis’ shoulder blades while his hand cups Louis’ neck. 

Hunching over Louis, his other hand tight on his hip, Harry bends him backwards—dipping him as if they were dancing—and Louis gasps into Harry's mouth. Hungrily, Harry sucks kisses over Louis’ jaw, down his neck to the hollow of his throat, dragging plush lips over the rough two-day beard Louis hasn’t bothered to shave before setting Louis back on his feet. 

Share or describe a favorite review you received:

i can't pick one. i'm terrible at picking favorites! but i will say that every person who read rmby as a wip and commented as they went, you guys are the real mvps of my 2022 fic experience.

A time when writing was really, really hard:

all year. no joke. and i know it seems stupid to say because i've posted almost half a million words this year, but i struggled to enjoy writing for much of this year. deadlines really fuck with my head, so i'm hoping to avoid those next year

A scene or character you wrote that surprised you:

my entire fic for @wankersday in may. it's my first ever time writing girl!direction so i was very nervous and the whole thing surprised me while i was writing it and it continues to surprise me whenever i remember it exists

How did you grow as a writer this year:

idk man. i wrote a kid fic! and i wrote girl!direction. so that's 2 never before things in 2022

How do you hope to grow next year:

tbh i hope to grow in my ability to experience fomo and live with it. i hope to continue to strengthen my ability to say no lol. i'm only planning on writing for wankfest this year, so who knows what'll happen

Who was your greatest positive influence this year as a writer (could be another writer or beta or cheerleader or muse etc etc):

nic @louandhazaf is always in this spot. she's my #1, my best friend, the other half of my brain, and the only reason i write

Anything from your real life show up in your writing this year:

doesn't it always? though tbh nothing specific i can think of at the moment

Any new wisdom you can share with other writers:

just write. and listen to @roseanddaggerpodcast :D

Any projects you’re looking forward to starting (or finishing) in the new year:

i am going back to school in january, so fic writing is being bumped way down the list of my priorities for 2023. like i said above, i only plan to write for @wankersday in may, but tbh idk if i'll be able to. Other than that, I’m looking forward to recording @roseanddaggerpodcast

Tag some writers whose answers you’d like to read. ;)

well, i drafted this post weeks ago lol and since then i've been tagged by @larryyouknow @jacaranda-bloom @louistomlionson @allwaswell16 @haztobegood @louandhazaf @chai-hat-tea @larrysballetslippers and i'll also tag

@londonfoginacup @bananaheathen @disgruntledkittenface @fallinglikethis @sadaveniren @jaerie @lululawrence @absoloutenonsense @alwaysxlarrie @uhoh-but-yeah-alright @cyantific @littleroverlouis @onlythebravest and if i tagged you in an answer above, consider yourself tagged here as well

*All answers should be about works published in 2022