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[wispywishes]

Why watch cartoons when the logo is better? (My heroes are watching their cocomelon

[mreullogy]

Tsk tsk, leaving jems in like these in the tags

#poo poo poo #💩💩💩

I raise you: Triple Shits

[punishedsaints]

[witchofthesouls]

I love the "humans into Cybertronians" trope, so we should have more work about the weirdness that's humanity, especially as an animal, and how it translates into their Cybertronian frame.

I mean, Earth is very much a Death Planet/Space Australia goes really well with the "Unicron is Earth" subplot. Might as well lean really into it.

Like tolerance to toxins and disease, so it's not just a wider range of possible substances to consume but even capable of figuring out how to prepare toxic ingredients into edible dishes that won't kill other Cybertronians as well as greater resistance towards certain pathogens as infectious disease a massive driving force when it comes to evolution. I think it would be fascinating to explore the effects of the genetic mutations transferring over, like how the very genes that increased survival with bubonic plague (Black Death) is capable of withstanding of the Cybertronian-equivalent, Rust Plague or Cosmic Rust. Funny enough, those mutations that allow that resistance to plague are also associated with developing autoimmune diseases such as Crohn's disease and rheumatoid arthritis.

So now, more potential storylines for disabilities and how they're perceived between humans and Cybertronians, especially how each side approaches it.

Transformation capabilities are incredibly important to them. It's deeply entwined in their cultural/societal framework, so a cyberformed!human with no T-cog is the disability to them.

Look at the massive difference between Ultra Magnus losing a hand versus Starscream and Bumblebee losing their T-cogs; physical disabilities have workarounds or even straight-up fixes as long there are enough resources (Breakdown's eyepatch and Ultra Magnus' claw).

It doesn't matter the training or capabilities. Agent Fowler's military record and June Darby's medical experience would be considered secondary as they're severely handicapped and more vulnerable compared to them. Then there are other angles to utilize of the biological and cultural differences, especially with the popular fandom idea of sparklings and canon Functionism, so would it really be a huge surprise if those cyberformed!humans were coddled or infantilized since humans barely last a single year in a Cybertronian lifetime? That has to be beyond frustrating on so many levels.

And vice versa, like imagine a humanized Megatron gets taken out by celiac disease or being severely lactose intolerant?

[phightingheadcanons]

since it was fucking burning hot for 3 days straight, heres a little hc list of what phighters would do in extreme heat.

Sword: turn on the air conditioner to the max. I also hc that he has a pool outside the house so he would swim there as well

Skateboard: goes to the beach with Boombox and Coil. if he can't come then he go out to his backyard and spray water on himself to keep himself cool

Katana: Walks around the house half naked

Biograft: Subspace keeps them in a cool place to not get overheated

Ban Hammer: swims in the pool outside as well.

Rocket: watches TV the entire day

Shuriken: sits underneath the shade of the trees of the garden outside the Den trio's house. (I hc that they have a garden outside)

Slingshot: drinks a lot of water to cool himself down. draws as well.

Hyperlaser: spends time with his cat Princess

Scythe: really used to heat. probably goes hiking with Broker or something. checks up on Medkit

Medkit: not used to heat but he stays home and drinks a lot of water. Scythe and Broker check up on him sometime during the day.

Subspace: hides all of the biografts in cool places so they won't overheat

Boombox: goes to the beach with Skate or Coil. if he can't come then he lies in his bed the entire day and eats a lot of cold foods to cool himself down. listens to a lot of chill music as well.

Vine Staff: stays in her treehouse the whole time doing little bracelets and other jewelries

Coil: goes to beach with Skate and Boombox. if he can't go then he will lie down on the couch and doomscroll on tiktok

-🧑🚽 skibidi anon (今日、学校に携帯電話をこっそり持ってきました。ノートパソコンのケースの中に入っています。) (ykw every single time I will throw a hc here I would add a little message in another language and make you guys translate it. its funny)

I love going on little secret scavenger hunts

[juniper-clan]

I lowkey think if we hooked Heronstar up with a copy of the sims 4 with mods she would never want for being morally gray again

This is why we can't do that ......

[ar3s-r4t-qu33n]

Coming out with a very bold stance after the new comic

Not a Clyde Perry Lover, nor a Dr Easterman Lover, but a secret third thing 😌 (I want them both DEAD AND BURIEEEDDDD)

#GetEastermannext

[itsrlymine]

GIRL TY TY❗️❗️ I HAD TO SHIT FOR DAYS BUT I DIDNT CUZ I WAS LAZY + THE TOILET BE COLD ASF BUT LIKE I JUST DISCORVERED YOUR BLOG A DAY AGO AND I WAS LIKE CONSTIPATION WHO? AND I SWEAERWWWWW I SAT ON THE TOILET AND EVRYTHKNF CAME OUT WTFF ❗️❗️ LIKE I LITETALLY SAID "Yuh i have diarrhoea" AND IMAGINED MYSELF RELEASING IT AND HAVIN A FLAT STOMACH AND OMG IM NOT KIDDING MY STOMACH FAT ITS GONEEEE 😭😭😭❗️❗️

GIRL THE FIRST HALF HAD ME SCARED ASF NGL OMGGG. Bruh you are way too funny but yay!!!! The power of your mind is real asf and you don't have to take shit unless you want to! This is the funniest thing I've read in a longggg time. Congratulations on your flat stomach as well boo!

[ghost-of-elvis-official]

Mr. The Ghost of Elvis, were you too trapped in the orb?

WoOOooOoah mama, they couldn't transfer me to the orb 'cause I'm already trapped in this toilet.

[girlsdads]

hi karri! how are you doing? with absolute zero pressure I just wanted to tell you that I was thinking about 💦🚽fic this morning, so I went back to reread the snippets and found out I am just as obsessed with it today as I was months ago. No matter if it ever gets finished or not, thank you for sharing what you did!

ahhhh it really means the world to me that there are people out there thinking about my writing, truly one of the few things that have been keeping me going recently so thank you so much for the lovely comments 😭🥺 i have been having a rough several months honestly, but things are looking up now and i've actually had the mental energy to write a few sentences over the past week or so.... not a ton but it's a start 😂

here's a little more for you, as a treat 🫶 i might have posted some of this before, but the few bits at the end are recently penned 🫡

Back in the bedroom, Max is just as Daniel left him--hands and knees, shaking like a fucking leaf. His little cock is hanging mostly soft within the frame of his plush thighs, aimed down toward a new wet patch on the sheet like an arrow pointing to all of Daniel’s sickest desires. He stands there in the doorway and watches, stunned, as another spurt of piss leaks from Max’s flushed tip, adding to the puddle on the bed. Max is heaving breaths that sound almost painful. Daniel’s cock throbs so hard he nearly falls over. 

“Daniel, it’s--I can’t--” Max’s voice warbles, then breaks off in a sob. 

“I’m here, baby, I’m here,” Daniel croaks, carefully climbing onto the bed behind Max, trying not to jostle him too much. He strokes Max’s hip with his free hand, hoping to ground them both. “Can you kneel up for me?” 

Max whines, but does, unfolding himself slowly and stiffly while Daniel winds an arm around his torso. Daniel knee-shuffles closer, has a millisecond of uncertainty before--fuck it, he’s already said he’s into it--pressing his re-invigorated boner to the small of Max’s back.  Max’s skin is fever-hot and so soft against him; it’s with Herculean effort Daniel doesn’t just rub himself off like that, let Max piss all over the bed while Daniel dirties him up from behind. Another time, perhaps. A shivery thrill shoots up his spine at the thought. 

Daniel sets the trophy down in front of Max. 

“Daniel, what--’’

“It’s, uh. You can--use this.” Daniel’s tongue feels like it might crumble to dust inside his mouth. “I’ll clean it after.”

“Use it?” Max sounds like he’s going to start hyperventilating. “Like. Use it like--”

Fuck. Max has to know what Daniel means. There’s no way he doesn’t know. He wants me to say it. Fuck--Daniel’s going to burn alive. He presses his lips to the petal-soft skin of Max’s ear, feels the peach fuzz there as he whispers, “Like a toilet, Max.”

Max gasps, a guttural sound like his vocal cords have shredded themselves making it. His hands fly up from where he’d been squeezing the base of his cock to grip Daniel’s forearm across his chest. Daniel can feel the blunt indents of his neatly trimmed fingernails. He watches over Max’s shoulder as his cock twitches like it’s been hit with an electric charge. Daniel pictures his dick hooked up to a bunch of wires and electrodes, Frankenstein-style. He’s aliiive, Maxy. 

Daniel isn’t entirely certain he didn’t say that last bit out loud, hears Max hiccup a small giggle before he heaves a sigh that seems to melt him, finally--blessedly.  Daniel has the wherewithal to wrap his free hand around Max’s cock, aiming him squarely at the trophy’s welcoming maw just as Max’s bladder lets go.

[selfship-confession-void]

Is it weird both of my f/o's are from the same source and I have two different s/i's for each of them,,,, I feel like it might be but idk,, :(

Also uh. Does anyone else have like the lingering feeling/fear of your s/i's being too cringe. Both of mine are pretty powerful (A fae-creature/changeling and a demigod) and most of my moots s/i's are just regular people (except one who is an alien, but that's normal-ish in the source material) and I feel weird :(((

Sorry for being a downer I just needed to say this stuff

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[mollyeep]

WHY THE FUCK DID BRIAN KOCH REPOST THIS

[zmegass-83]

прости керли твоя нога была очень вкусная

[steadilietinkpsexrokess]

[phightingheadcanons]

I had a dream where I went to playground this is how it was like

it was a mix between New Zealand (Auckland specifically, but a lot trashier) and Usa, the climate was American, but the environment was New Zealandian.

one of the main tourist attractions was this wooden bunji jumping tower located in the woods (I went there despite being afraid of heights)

another tourist attraction was this cool slope hill that apparently the iconic windows XP wallpaper in the phighting universe??

also there was this cool Frutiger aero themed town in the north side of Playground that had a lot of clean glass buildings,, it was awesome

the sun was VERY bright in there cuz yk Playground is located in the sky

plus the clouds were super low like in Australia lmao

the was this animal called "the moonstone gecko": it was a white gecko with eyes that looked like moonstone and its limbs and tail were light blue. it was also an endangered species apparently

also it was super common for inphernals to sleep outside, it was a part of their culture I think?

yea thats pretty much it.

-🧑🚽 anon

OOOOO beautiful visual in my head