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[kaliforniahigh]

I think I've become lactose intolerant 😭😭😭😭 my biggest fear in life

[mreullogy]

Tsk tsk, leaving jems in like these in the tags

#poo poo poo #💩💩💩

I raise you: Triple Shits

[jangmi-latte]

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THIS AIN'T NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS THIS IS A WET DRE—

[milfsogyny]

biggest tng fail was not having a spot-centric episode where she explores the enterprise

[witchofthesouls]

I love the "humans into Cybertronians" trope, so we should have more work about the weirdness that's humanity, especially as an animal, and how it translates into their Cybertronian frame.

I mean, Earth is very much a Death Planet/Space Australia goes really well with the "Unicron is Earth" subplot. Might as well lean really into it.

Like tolerance to toxins and disease, so it's not just a wider range of possible substances to consume but even capable of figuring out how to prepare toxic ingredients into edible dishes that won't kill other Cybertronians as well as greater resistance towards certain pathogens as infectious disease a massive driving force when it comes to evolution. I think it would be fascinating to explore the effects of the genetic mutations transferring over, like how the very genes that increased survival with bubonic plague (Black Death) is capable of withstanding of the Cybertronian-equivalent, Rust Plague or Cosmic Rust. Funny enough, those mutations that allow that resistance to plague are also associated with developing autoimmune diseases such as Crohn's disease and rheumatoid arthritis.

So now, more potential storylines for disabilities and how they're perceived between humans and Cybertronians, especially how each side approaches it.

Transformation capabilities are incredibly important to them. It's deeply entwined in their cultural/societal framework, so a cyberformed!human with no T-cog is the disability to them.

Look at the massive difference between Ultra Magnus losing a hand versus Starscream and Bumblebee losing their T-cogs; physical disabilities have workarounds or even straight-up fixes as long there are enough resources (Breakdown's eyepatch and Ultra Magnus' claw).

It doesn't matter the training or capabilities. Agent Fowler's military record and June Darby's medical experience would be considered secondary as they're severely handicapped and more vulnerable compared to them. Then there are other angles to utilize of the biological and cultural differences, especially with the popular fandom idea of sparklings and canon Functionism, so would it really be a huge surprise if those cyberformed!humans were coddled or infantilized since humans barely last a single year in a Cybertronian lifetime? That has to be beyond frustrating on so many levels.

And vice versa, like imagine a humanized Megatron gets taken out by celiac disease or being severely lactose intolerant?

[juniper-clan]

I lowkey think if we hooked Heronstar up with a copy of the sims 4 with mods she would never want for being morally gray again

This is why we can't do that ......

[jinxificada]

Heya cutie, missed me? Awesome sauce comeback

Whatre your thoughts on jinx and fem!Reader doing silly shit, like, jinx "stealing" reader's nose, yells out 'skibidi', throws ur 'nose' to isha and runs together away from you

ORRR jinx speaking ganglish😭😭😭

"Look jinx i made this candy!"

"Yo ts fre ch"

"???huh"

"U df or sm? Ts tuff yo"

Skibdi outa ere dwg🗣🚽

i love this!

[jinx and y/n are in jinx’s hideout, chilling. jinx suddenly pulls at y/n’s nose making a goofy sound.]

y/n: what was that for!

[y/n yelps, jinx cackles.]

jinx: got ya nose! hehe.

now the ganglish.

jinx: “Yo ch, u lkn fyn ash tdy.”

y/n: “Um hi??”

jinx: “Wsg ma?"

y/n: "Jinx what the fuck are you saying."

jinx: "Ay dn gve m tht lk ch, u gn trn m awn."

[y/n walks out.]

[Isha gives jinx a 'well thats on you' face and walks out too.]

i hope u liked it!

[honeyhop]

blue spring 🌱🩵🌸

[phightingheadcanons]

boo ssends angst since im feeling sad and the weather outside sucks

Medkit really misses his caregiver who, despite being from Lost Temple, lives (lived) in Blackrock. His caregiver actually passed away but he's unaware and doesn't know about their death. he will eventually stumble across a gravestone with his caregiver's name on it and will absolutely break his "tough sigma stotic" character and let out the most wetted ugliest loudest crying ever, remembering all of the memories him and his caregiver had and how much they took care good care of him. fuck, their caregiver probably moved to Blackrock just so Medkit could grow up in his proper environment and not suffer from the heat waves in Lost Temple.

i can already feel tears coming in my eyes from writing all at ughhh brb imma cry 4 a bit :[

-2 million bracelets anon (is that ok if I rebrand to 🧔🚽 skibidi anon pls)

NOOO NOT MEDKIT'S CAREGIVER BEING DEAD WHY WOULD U DO THIS

also the moving to blackrock just for medkit is so precious i'm sobbing i hope this becomes canon

also feeling sad bc of bad weather is so real cause if there's anything other than sun outside my day is half ruined

also sure thing u can rebrand lol

[itsrlymine]

Hey its 🚽🌺, you can delete this question if it seems repetitive (or u can give me links to posts that might help rn) C: ALSO TW ❗️

Questions:

1)What advice do I give to my friend rn? I feel she has really bad circumstances

2) can I manifest for others? I mean idk I saw some people saying we can't cuz we have our own reality and stuff idk 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ I really want to make my precious happy

So the thing is, the reason I've been real quiet lately (I mean I have a LOT of success stories in the past week so tysm) Well my best friend got 🍇d.. and also she has a really bad school and home life + she's in year 11 and her exams are coming up and on top of that she also has strict indian parents who force her to go to school. She actually can't anymore, she also follows your page. I told her I found your page and manifested a cute dress for the Friday party and yeah she's familiar about manifest, shifting, I am state whatever you wanna call it for a while now but she's really desperate rn. I told her to manifest Monday off and she said she was pretty confident and she even slept in late because she knew she wasn't going to be coming to school but her parents forced her anyway. I told her to stop being desperate but she says she really cant stop being desperate rn and she might get kicked out if her parents find out about the SA that happened to her. She feels guilty whenever she sees the "you are god" thing because she's religious (Christian) and idrk what to do rn cuz she's su1c1d@l and I'm rlly worried so yeah sorry if this is a bit sensitive or something 😭 I don't know if I should manifest she's happy, would that be not free will?? Sorry I'm jus really worried rnn

Babe you can manifest anything. Whatever you want to "happen", know that it's already done and speak from that perspective. That's all you have to do. Change your mind and your world changes. You keep coming to me as if I'm gonna give you different answers for different circumstances but everything is the same. Saying that she has really bad circumstances keeps her there. You don't even have to talk to her about this anymore. Just decide/tell yourself. she's doing better in every area. It's the same way you got your dress. You just decided.

If she doesn't want to say that she's God, that's fine bc she'll still manifest what she wants anyways. There is no free will. I affirm that I get new questions and success stories everyday and y'all think that you come to my inbox by your own choice. No. Yet it didn't change the way you interact with me or morally change you at a certain level. I'm sorry that happened to your friend. Tell me you're worried one more time or that you are desperate about something and I'm not gonna answer your questions again.

[kizudnyy]

Sincerely, your most dedicated fan.

《 ��𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙭 𝙃𝘼𝙒𝙆𝙎/𝙆𝙀𝙄𝙂𝙊 𝙏𝘼𝙆𝘼𝙈𝙄 》

They were soulmates- bounded by an invisible red string as fate would always bring them together. Yet, They were just… a civilian admiring from afar, someone who held no such importance to the world,

and..

He was hero soaring above high above, always looking out to those who are in need.

It was just too impossible. Even if they we're meant for each other- Such a cruel world indeed.

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Y/N has always admired the Pro Hero Hawks from afar ever since the beginning.

They were inspired by his bravery, the wits, the way he effortlessly moved through the sky and captured everyone's hearts– almost everything they would appreciate.

And as a dedicated fan, Y/N would always attend every public event where Hawks would make an appearance, but they could never muster up the courage to speak to him– even though they had multiple chances to do so.

One fateful evening, during a city-wide celebration of the heroes, The Heroes Gala, Y/N was able to finally find themselves in close proximity to Hawks. Despite the thousands of things they wish they could say, their voice fails them, and they can only manage a nervous smile.

Hawks– always so perceptive, notices Y/N’s gaze lingering a bit longer than most fans. He approaches with his usual charming grin, making a lighthearted comment about how he appreciates his most dedicated fans, especially towards the one infront of him.

Y/N stumbles through a few words of admiration before a few paparazz's crowded around them, prompting Y/N to step back as they were engulfed and pushed away.

Hawks looked at her in amusement and concern as the paparazzi closed in, their cameras flashed in his eyes and questions flew in immiedtly, making him forget about the little interaction and switch his attention to the crowd.

When days turned into weeks, Y/N continued on with their life, they would always look up at the sky, always hoping to catch a glimpse of those familiar wings.

Little do they know, Hawks had taken a special notice of their quiet admiration. Intrigued by Y/N’s sincerity and dedicated, he keeps an eye out for them whenever he's patrolling the city— whenever catching a glimpse of Y/N's blurry figure in the sky, he would always give a small smile and give a wave proudly.

However, it was no surprise that the nature of the Pro Hero’s lire is unpredictable and quite dangerous. Despite his fleeting curiosity, his duties would always be his first regards.

Y/N, unaware of the brief interest they sparked in their hero, moves on after accepting the harsh reality though, would always cherish that memory of that moment they shared.

Unrequited? Sure.. but not unappreciated. They each had a silent admiration from afar, small but precious part of both of their lives, yet they stood two worlds apart..

They were a civilian admiring from afar.

He was hero soaring above high above, always looking out to those who are in need.

MASTERLIST

[mollyeep]

WHY THE FUCK DID BRIAN KOCH REPOST THIS

[zmegass-83]

прости керли твоя нога была очень вкусная

[rainbowsky]

Hater account - block and ignore

This moto is huge BXG anti who routinely posts hateful screeds about turtles*. I advise blocking their account to make it harder for them to see your posts (although I already had them blocked and they're still stalking my blog and/or our tags, so YMMV).

*Please don't engage. Fan wars are never anything but harmful.

[milfsogyny]

crazy to me that gilear promised to be a better father in sophmore year and now he left for a vacation and didnt tell fig????

[wispywishes]

Guys I think I gricked too hard….