#🚨idiot alert🚨

[youforgotmyname]

ughhhhhhh I hate getting injured this is literally the worst possible time to be injured toooooooooooo

[not-really-a-writer]

an old lady stopped to tell us what a cute couple we were and how we looked so in love…and I almost melted into a puddle. We aren’t really a couple, but we’re not just friends either. Neither of us told that old lady that we don’t have that label. I looked away, embarrassed. But he turned me to face him, looked at me with an adoring smile. I matched his smile because he was just so handsome as ever, and it was so sweet, what that lady had said.

So then he kissed me. Was he just playing along? Because that old lady was still looking at us, was he just pretending? I kissed him back because I wasn’t. 😭

[free-range-gray]

Damn.

I bet the wind was really bothering him. Must’ve made his head whistle.

[free-range-gray]

“You can’t own a bacon”

- Donald Trump (swine and bacon enthusiast)

[sgiandubh]

2023 or last week

That's not really matters', what is interesting is that Caitríona has a very high level of privacy in her movements or travels

She has a private life that is completely away from notice and attention, no press, no ordinary people, no fan who meets her by chance

Wow.. as if she had the invisibility power since 2019.

Dear Privacy Level Anon,

We're going to do things a bit differently, this time, with an audio answer. Nice to meet you, by the way:

For those who need a transcript, here goes:

'Your charade has very simple answers:

No Press? The Press would have to actually care or be sold a juicy tip/story, about that elusive B-lister who is such a compelling Claire Fraser (huh?) from Outlander ('wait a minute, that nice, secksay series around 2016, right?'). Press interest is, however, likely to immediately jump up, the minute she lands a better PR team and/or a part in a really relevant cinema project. Let's see what those two next movies bring, Anon.

No Ordinary People? Imagine you're Jane Doe (aka, an Ordinary Person), traveling from 🛫 London to 🛬Bangkok. Upon arrival at 🏯Suvarnabhumi Airport , while waiting in line for the notoriously looooong passport control (full profile pic included), you spot C (or S, or C and S, or C and S and Boos 1, 2, 3... 554). They vaguely remind you of someone. That someone could be anyone from a) your cousin Matilda's co-worker you have been briefly introduced to, three years ago; b) someone who looks like your homeland's host of 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' TV show (totally random example, here); c) someone who looks like that actress you once saw in that TV series which name you can't really remember. Ultimately, the fact that you are unable to put a name on that face really irritates you. Your feet hurt, you are sleepy, grumpy and you need to go to the bathroom ASAP (🚨🚨🚨🚨). Meanwhile, S and C kiss, Boo #456 is as unhappy as you and wants his blankie. Did I mention you need to use the 🚻 (somewhere far away from 🛃) ASAP? S and C 💋💋💋💋 some more. YOU NEED TO USE THAT TOILET AND YOU'RE STUCK IN THAT STUPID LINE. Boo #433 wants their mommy's attention NOW (🥹🍼🤦‍♀️), so you sympathize a bit ('what a cute 👶, just like his/her parents') but you are really focused on your 🧻problem. By the time you dragged your 🧳to the 🚕 area, in the thick, humid heat at Arrivals, you'd have forgotten everything about it, but remember every single second of your Passport Control Ordeal.

No Fan? Outside of these Tumblr/X/Instagram jihadist pockets, no casual 🪭 would probably ask for a pic, provided they remember the name of the series (it is really poor taste to go for it and candidly tell her/them something like ' oooh, I remember you from The Last Kingdom, such a wonderful series'). Out of those who still go for it, I bet the farm:

85% keep The Nice Pic tucked in their iPhones and just randomly share at the next school bake sale/corporate teambuilding/ Rotary Club meeting with random people saying random things like 'oooh, she's nice, wait a minute, wasn't she in The Last Kingdom'?

10% foolishly post on X or Instagram, to be immediately greeted by The Fandom Vigilantes, courtesy of alerts installed on their own iPhones: 'where was it/ when was it/was she alone/yes? why?/no? why and with whom/ what did she say/ did she say anything/ why didn't she say anything'. If, by a very probable misfortune, what you have to dish out does not click with the Greeting Committee's agenda, expect to be: a) treated like a 5 year old idiot or a tortured POW ('was she alone...? was she alone...? are you sure she wasn't alone...? ARE YOU SURE SHE WASN'T ALONE? ANSWER ME, WAS SHE ALONE?'); b) Caitsplained she is married to someone else and what you saw is an optical illusion; c) perhaps even forced to adjust your own narrative (maybe that 6′ 3" Viking was Tony McGill, after all? 😵). You immediately regret posting it on your public Social Media accounts, erase the pic and go private. By the time you do it (12 hours from posting), it would have been dutifully screencapped, in a middle of a full blown Fandom Skirmish.

5% know what Tumblr actually is (at a minimum) and/or are actively involved in its Fandom Subset. The minute they post is the start of just another Nagasaki episode. The DM inbox will explode with a rich array of pleas/insults/more Caitsplaining. Comments will range from the ecstatic to the revoltingly vulgar. And remember (LOL for weeks):

The Fandom will eventually never forgive you for sharing.'

[sakubabypowa734]

🚨BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA CHAPTER 425 SPOILERS ALERT!🚨

First of all, the graduation!

Third year are graduated. Just like Tamaki wished during the war, they had a proper graduation ceremony. The ceremony took place in June instead of April, there is no sakura blossom to be left so Present Mic gave his all Dj-ing.

Mirio speech in front the whole school.

The trio of idiots. I love them goofying! I miss their smile... they were so "broken" because of this war.

Deku tried to talk to Uraraka, pretty sure about the war and how she felt but she didn't let him speak and talked about his hairstyle, saying she hoped his hair will grow back faster... and then, she's gone.

Tokoyami has a new hairstyle too.

Bakugou was present at UA. Sero asked him if he could be there instead to staying at the hospital. Bakugou answered him that he could go out if he was calm and not make his heart rate anormally.

And so, Aoyama told a big sad news... he was no longer a student of UA. He won't be in class, not 1-A but.2-A! He decided as a redemption to leave but still wanted to be a hero. He hoped that one day he could fight side by side with his old pals...

Look at this sad goodbye with Deku! Last piece of cheese...

And the one who gonna take his place was Shinsou!!! Yeaaaah!!!!!

But I am still sad for Aoyama... he should be Mineta. Maybe he changed but he still this d**m perv'!

AND!!!

Oh my!!!!! Tell me it is Tenko!!!!!!

Shigaraki disappeared and left Tenko??

Please!!! Let it be Tenko!!!! This black curly hair! This way to walk! A hand on his back! Look like he went to the house of the L.O.V or his old family house!

SHIMURA TENKO! IS THAT YOOOUUU???

And to ending, Todoroki returned, his old man was in a wheelchair, watching after something. Maybe it was Touya???

Next chapter:

- In 2 weeks...

- TELL ME IT IS TENKO!!!

- Maybe Dabi and Toga are not dead...

- Hope the epilogue won't be a 20 chapters long...

- Break for Midoriya Hisashi who is still nowhere to be found!

- Take a good rest Hori-sensei and take care of yourself

- Next chapter will be about Todoroki family!

[astraeajackson]

🚨 GRANDEST GAME SPOILER ALERT 🚨

#1. I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE DEGREE OF SEXUAL TENSION HERE IS INSANE

#2. I KNOW MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE GONNA BE FOCUSED MORE ON GRAYSON AND LYRA BUT PERSONALLY I LOVED SAVANNAH AND ROHAN IN THIS LIKE I SHIPPED THEM THE WHOLE WAY BECAUSE SAVVY

#3. WE HAVE SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS LIKE WHO THE HELL IS CALLA AND IS IT A COINCIDENCE THAT HER NAME IS ALSO THE NAME OF LYRA'S LILY?

#4. WHERE THE HELL IS ALICE HAWTHORNE AND WHY DID SHE KILL LYRA'S DAD

#5. GRAYSON AND LYRA'S KISS WAS EVERYTHING

#6. I WANTED ROHAN AND SAVANNAH'S KISS TO LAST LONGER

#7. BRADY DANIELS YOU BASTARD IN THE END KNOX WAS MORE TRUSTABLE THAN YOU

#8. EVE YOU LITTLE BITCH STOP MANIPULATING SAVANNAH

#9. GIGI YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD THEM SOONER NOW THAT DAMN IDIOT MATTHIAS 'SUNSHINE' SLATER IS 100% GONNA KIDNAP YOU

#10. OVERALL 8.5/10

[louisakaeden]

NEW REF ALERT 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️ B4 ND AFTER!! :DDDD

9/20 REFZ COMPLETE!! ALMOST @ 10!!!! CX

Oh my god i actually h8ed their old design SO MUCH. Looking @ it makez me want 2 cry T^T Their new design is actually so much better!!!! Therez a few mistakez i think i did on their new ref but thatz ok cuz itz still an improvement!! ^^

Also ignore how tiny the full body iz TwT

ANYWAYZ This iz Rayan!!! They r a HUGE loser who thinkz theyre the shit!!! they r constantly trying 2 flirt w women but they’re absolutely horrible when it comez 2 talking 2 girlz so they never pull 💔💔💔 They’re a huge reckless idiot who pickz fightz w ppl who even look at them. They also dress liek they r in the 2000s :333

So enjoy this ref!!! ^w^<333

p.s the next drawing im doing iz a 50 DOLLAR COMMISSION!!! So it might take a bit :,333

(yes their fit waz ib avril lavigne<3)

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Objectively the simon episode of hifi is about how he needed to move on from ben and that giving that relationship a million second chances was always doomed to fail. but every time i watch it im like Omg it’s just like me and E omg i should text her and i miss her so much. <- Idiot Alert🚨 !

[siriuslysatorusimping]

Im smiling like idiot reading all the possible things that would happen in the Physical Paradox! it takes my mind away from the heartaches.

🚨🚨MANGA SPOILER ALERT🚨🚨 in case you gonna post it huhuhu, im a lil delulu

I need to rant! I have nobody around me reading jjk

I’m so angry what Gege did to Gojo but at the same time I can accept it too if he gonna stick with the storyline. he makes the reunion so fvcking beautiful, it feels cruel to rob him away from them. he meet his bestfriend again!!!!! they can go eat kfc in peace. the scenes make me sooooo 💘 (in violent/war way) . now I’m crying writing this. okay I’m done.

I glad you’re still sane after reading jjk my friend 💗💗 stay safe, stay away from akutami

I'm also excited for Physical Paradox!!

I'm still angry. And after 237, idk what to think... So I'm just kinda meh about canon.

I honestly couldn't find it in myself to be happy with the flashback in 236 because it was so abrupt and it made no sense to begin with because why the fuck were we seeing that? From a narrative perspective, it was so jarring to see that sudden flashback that I couldn't look past it to pay attention to it beyond feeling a bit cheated.

[sho3aibi]

DANGAL !

امبارح اتفرجت على فيلم هندي من الأفلام العظيمة اللي حبيتها زي Slumdog Millionaire, PK, Life of Pi & 3 Idiots. أفلام أقرب لقلبي -أحياناً- بحرارتها وحركتها وأغانيها من الأفلام الغربية الباردة. العظيم إنها قصة حقيقية وتلامسني أنا شخصياً من تجربة حياتي، فلو كان فيه فيلم بيعبّر عن حياتي فمش هلاقي فيلم قريب منها غير الفيلم ده! الفكرة إن القصة نفسها لها كذا زاوية وانت حسب رؤيتك ليها 🚨 Spoiler Alert🚨 زاوية إن فيه أب كان عنده حلم ومقدرش يحققه فقرر يخلّف ولد يعتمد عليه في تحقيقه، لكن يشاء ربنا إنه يُنجب أربع بنات، وهنا اعتمد على بناته وحوّلهم من مجرد بنات مسيرها الزواج والبيت لأبطال خارقة حققوا ما يعجز عنه رجال كثيرون! وزاوية إنك ممكن تشوف إنه أب أناني مهتم بحلمه فقط بغض النظر عن بناته واللي يناسبهم، جرّدهم من أنوثتهم، حلق شعرهم، تدريبات بدنية عنيفة، حطهم يصارعوا أولاد وحطهم تحت سخرية وتنمر المجتمع. أكيد الصورة مش وردية زي اللي كانت في الفيلم؛ البنات مهما كان ليهم طبيعة وفسيولوجية خاصة، وتعامل المجتمع و"الذكور" لن يسلموا منه بسهولة؛ لكن هل ده مبرر للاستسلام؟! في أول الفيلم كانوا بيشتكوا من اللي قسوة أبوهم وإجبارهم وبدأوا يعاندوه، لحد ما حضروا زفاف واحدة قريبتهم اللي عمرها متعداش ١٤ سنة وقالتهم إنهم في نعيم على الأقل إن أبوهم مهتم بيهم وبمصلحتهم على خلاف أبوها اللي عمره ما اهتم بيها ومش شايفها غير إنه يجوزها لواحد عمره ما شافته وحكم بالسجن مدى الحياة ومن هنا تُدرك البنات حرص أبوهم على مصلحتهم وقرروا إنهم مش هيخذلوه، لكن بمجرد إن بنته الكبيرة بعدت عنه وراحت المدينة هناك أدركت إن فيه عالم تاني غير عالم أبوها، هناك بدأت تحس بأنوثتها وسابت شعرها يكبر وتاكل الأكل اللي تحبه وتشوف حياتها وتتمرد على رغبة أبوها لكن في مقابل ده مستواها الرياضي قلّ وخسرت البطولة .. لحد ما ندمت ورجعت تاني لأبوها وسمعت كلامه وكسبت! تقاطعات كتيرة ما بين القصة دي وقصص حياتنا احنا، ما بين طريقة أهالينا وحياتنا اللي إحنا عايزنها. في معظم الأحيان بنكون إحنا على غلط لأن خبرتهم وعلمهم أكبر بالظروف المحيطة وإمكانياتنا الحقيقية، أحيانا احنا عايزين نستريح ونتمرقع ومش عارفين الصح من الغلط وهما اللي بيزقونا ويضغطوا علينا عشان نبقى أحسن ونكتشف ده بعدين بعد الفوز أو النجاة من المهالك. حاجات مش هنفهمها غير واحنا في مكانهم ونعمل زيه بشكل ما مع أولادنا! وأحياناً حرصهم الشديد بيقوّض تجاربنا ويقصص أجنحتنا، ونضيع لو بعدوا عننا لأننا معندناش أي تجارب ومنعرفش نعمل ايه لوحدنا! معضلة كبيرة .. بس الثابت إن كل حاجة لو زادت عن الحد بتبوظ، وأهم حاجة إنك تربي إنسان سوي، وتدعمه إنه يقدر ياخد قرارات سليمة، وتطلع من إشكاليات النديّة والتعنيف والتبعية ومين الصح ومين الغلطان، علاقة أساسها الحب والعطف والدعم. التحدّي وبلوغ المجد شيء عظيم لا خلاف عليه، لكن إذا كان في مقابل ده إنسان فارغ غير سوي؛ فاحنا محتاجين نعيد حسابتنا. نظريات كتير ممكن نحطها، وجهات نظر مختلفة عن الصح والغلط، بس إحنا مش عارفين كل التفاصيل اللي حصلت والتحديات اللي قابلتهم ولا الظروف اللي كانت حواليهم ولا رغبة البنات الحقيقية وده المهم! تعرف أكتر حاجة معلّقة معايا هي البنت الصغيرة اللي اتجوّزت بدون إرادتها، المواقف اللي مرت مرور الكرام كده والناس المنسية والمآسي اللي حصلت ومنعرفش عنها حاجة، وما خفي كان أعظم! أُلطف بينا وبعبادك يارب.

والصورة الجديدة التي يقدمها “دانجال” للمرأة الهندية، هي صورة رمزية يكون فيها فعل الإغتصاب معنوياً بحيث يغتال إنسانية المرأة أكثر مما ينال من أنوثتها، كما أن فعل الإنقاذ يأتي على يدي المرأة نفسها وليس الرجل، الذي كان يقيم بطولته على أساس من ضعف المرأة وقلة حيلتها. ليس هذا فحسب، بل يمكننا القول إن المرأة في “دانجال”، بجانب إنقاذها للمرأة الضعيفة بفعل التقاليد المتخلفة، فإنها تحقق حلم الرجل (الأب) الذي فشل في تحقيقه بنفسه. والصراع بين الرجل والمرأة ليس هو الأساس، ولكن الصراع بين التقاليد القديمة والتقاليد الجديدة. وبهذا المعنى، تكون المصارعة رمزاً لصراع أكبر يتجاوز المعني الفردي للداخلين فيها. د. ماهر عبد المحسن | الدستور العراقية

[tonydaddingham]

✨ episode 3 - running commentary✨

- OKAY LETS FO

- "JIMS MUG" HHAHAHAH

- oooooh mrs sandwich love u already

- MURIEL MY BELOVED I LOVE U You ARE PERFECT KN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY

- as an expert™ on the matter Muriel's grasp on UK law has me creasing

- LOOK AT MINE FOR A WHILE HAHAHAH yesssssssss

- PLANTS PLANTS

- THEM CROSSED LEGGIESSSS✨✨ CROWLEY MY LOVE YOURE SO FRUITY

- the writing has completely escalated fuck YES this is what I'm TALKKNG ABOut

- crowley YOUR SIDEBURNS ARE SHORT AND GLASSES ARE GREY WHY IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS

- "it's a bit of a hobby" DEAD 💀💀💀

- lmao aziraphale u need to calm down my boo chill tf out on that clutch Bentley is SENTIENT

- AHH DIARY DIARY DIARY

- they are so bitchy I love it hahahah my fruity boys taking the piss out of gabe I live for this

- ACCENT ACCENT ACCENT ACC-

- my god the writing has fucking amped tf UP I'm so HAPPY

- oh my god the girls are so cute???? Fuck me UP

- Crowley shut up now pls I'm beggin

- the music has really chilled out and I'm glad my emotions are not being slammed down my throat

- AZIRAPHALE Why ARE YOU ON HIS LEFT

- 'ineffable' 💀💀💀

- YELLOW BENTLEY LMAOOOOOOO SHES GORGEOUS IM WITH YOU AZIRAPHALE but iM DYING THEY ARE SO MARRIED FR FR

- ...Nessie???

- but seriously at 30mph Christ knows how long it took aziraphale to get to Scotland

- ok no seriously ep3 is Everything and I feel so much better

- LIBRARIAN DADDY CROWLEY IN A HENLEY FUCKING DAMNNNNNN 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

- FLY FLY FLY

- DALRYMPKE????????????? Also lmao forbidden soup

- aziraphale is such a bastard I love him so and Crowley is so OP i live for it

- oh aziraphale you really going through your morality adjustment era huh

- NOW KN YOUR GUMSHOE ERA HES BOY YOURE SO DUMB AND EXTRA

- oh no he's a REPORTER fuck hahahha

- OOOP YOU REMEMBER GABE MR LANDLORD HUH

- well i didn't have the freemasons on my bingo card

- Crowley you need to stop being so Real

- the journey aziraphale is going through is giving me Feelings but he needs to stop fucking up fr now you've gone and maimed someone you fool

- AZIRAPHALE STOP BRWAKING MY HEART NOWWWW you need to make a decision quicker my dude

- lmao she's efficient ill give her that

- POISON WHAt NOOOOO

- Crowley stop. Stop singing. Stop.

- uh

- UH

- what am I watching

- aziraphale pls explain how you fell in love with this idiot I'm sorry I need it explaining

- TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH KIND KIND KKND

- DAAAAAAAAAAAANCE??????

- oop statue lmao

- MOBILE PHONE AND KTS NOT CROWLEYS he just asks it god I wish AI worked like that

- THE BOOK ABUSE IM CALLKNG RHE POLICE CROWLEY OH ok suicide ref there ok

- crowley as a cherub????? I LOVE IT???? like he Knows how to fall in love what a baby

- yeah I'm sorry I'm not vibin with Maggie and nina

- crowley you are so dumb and I love you

- GABRIEL GABRIEL GABRIEL PURPLE EYED WANKER ALERT🚨🚨🚨

- AHHHH SHAX NO go away crowley throw garlic at her

- okay I'm still confused over the glasses and haircut

- no don't have a go at goob he's INNOCENT✨✨✨

- "if any harm comes to aziraphale" FUCKING JUST KILL ME WE KNKW YOU LOVE HIM BITCH STOP

I am so not ready for the 40s minisode I don't want ITTTTTTT

[beesmygod]

🚨STAFF ALERT🚨STAFF ALERT

DIRECTIVE: GET THEIR ASS

1. it literally does not. source: literally every social media website in existence makes no profit despite user growth. advertising is a dead end and youd have to be dumber than dogshit to think that it does anything

want more links about how it doesnt work? theres this great new resource called "google" you should try but i hear its been ruined by the type of advertising you think is so precious and useful to the online economy.

2. stop looking at numbers and start talking to actual humans you fucking idiots. youre like if the most hack writers took a stab at writing a new flavor of corporate lickspittle with CTE who lost their ability to recognize patterns.

"oooh but the numbers dont lie". i have an idea for you. what if you threw the def real and not worthless numbers in the garbage and did things human people asked for instead. do you think the number would go up???? hmm??? am i blowing your fucking mind with the idea of appealing to the VOCAL userbase that actually CREATES REASONS FOR PEOPLE TO EVEN USE THIS WEBSITE. do you think ppl like tumblr for its code lol. do you think ppl sign up bc the site's ads are good and you can make posts? or do they join bc there are funny ppl they know here who entertain them? what happens when those funny people get fed up and leave, dumbass? you could have a website that makes you cum hands free just by loading it and no one would use it unless their friends were on it.

you want money? ask us for it like fucking human beings instead of trying to covertly siphon it from us. give us fucking reasons to support you instead of slowly carving site functionality away like youre doing us a favor.

however if i were tumblr id cut costs by firing you for making such a god awful post on company time to the result of mass humiliation by someone who draws cartoons badly for a living

loser

e: check out this ad i was just served lol. im a 32 year old woman with no kids. defend this to me, dipshit. how is this making you money.

i keep loling thinking about how tumblr thinks

that somehow "growth" will lead to more money, unlike literally every single other website on planet earth that has thought this and immediately crashed and burned

that the ideal user is someone who is too stupid to use the current app and so scared of stimuli that a chronological timeline would be too intellectually taxing

that its somehow tumblr's fault if users see things they dont like on their own dash that they cultivated themselves by following specific people on purpose

[wahbegan]

Some idiot on youtube was making fun of Batman: Caped Crusader because y'know 🚨🚨🚨 WOKE ALERT!!!!! THEY SHOEHORNED LESBIANS INTO THIS!!!! THIS IS A BATMAN SHOW!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

And it's just a fucking scene of Montoya on a date. Bro Montoya's from the original Animated Series, become one of the most important Gotham PD characters, and has been gay for over 20 years. Clearly something Bruce Timm, the guy who co-created her is fine with, since he also made Caped Crusader. Calm the fuck down.

[redsnerdden]

The Super Mario Bros Movie: A Fun, Nostalgia Magnet That Fills The Family Entertainment Void

New Review Alert! 🚨 The Super Mario Bros Movie: A Fun, Nostalgia Magnet That Fills The Family Entertainment Void #Nintendo #TheSuperMarioBrosMovie #SuperMarioBros #videogames #entertainment

Oh, look, another new review! This time we’re heading to the Mushroom Kingdom for Nintendo and Illumination’s The Super Mario Bros. Movie. As I have mentioned, it was a fun film that Critics were quick to write it off as a film aimed at kids or make idiotic claims like, it teaches kids that bullying is ok. What I can tell you is that this film shows that animation isn’t just for kids, it is what…

[chaninfused]

M'lady I have some urgent questions-

1) How does one masterlist things

2) I started writing on ao3 but should I also post it here-- or just links?

(akdhkdhdk I am confusion, looking for an opinion but no pressureeee) (hope you're having a great day!!)

WOLIA I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING TO DISTRACT MYSELF WITH (says furat from four days ago 🤦🏻‍♀️)

okay, first: if you’re talking about tumblr masterlists (which i assume you are. why would you come to me otherwise- 😭), they’re essentially a post with a list. my main masterlist is in chronological order of posting. most people like to organize their work according to members. figure out how you want to organize the list of your works and how you want to format it—do you want to include small descriptions of each work, word count, genres or a genre guide. and then it’s simply typing down the titles and linking the source work to them. if you don’t know how to create a hyperlink on tumblr, all you have to do is select or highlight the text you want and you’ll find the hyperlink icon. click on it and paste the url in the field and voila! a link.

aesthetics are a nice detail too! would you like to create a banner with a title or litter dividers for each section—the possibilities are endless 😌

as to how to find the things you’re trying to put in a masterlist, I’d recommend using your blog’s archive to find the posts. I personally think masterlists should be made early on so that every time you post, you can simply add a new link rather than go scavenging for the post 🤔

secondly, honestly I don’t know 😭 but maybe you’d like to have your writing reach more people so posting on different platforms is helpful! links might not intrigue some people enough to click and read, but reading the few first lines is a great way to grab people’s attention. so, in my opinion, posting the actual piece of writing is a better decision when you’re first starting off.