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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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Do you think wishing death on Zionists makes you a good person?
Yes
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Calling it, this is the fucking Information Age Collapse. Bronze Age Collapse 2.0. We have three or so generations of this shit while everything slowly breaks and then in 1k years archaeologists will be unearthing hard drives and cursing us for putting all our information in such shitty, easily degraded media instead of etching it into metal and stone like a sensible civilisation.
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@ straight women, you’re allowed to think a guy is ugly and have that be your only reason for not wanting to date him. It doesn't need to be more complicated than that. You're not shallow for not wanting to make yourself fuck someone who you feel no attraction to. Don't let ugly men guilt you lol, because while you're made to feel guilty for wanting to be attracted to your partner, men treat women who they deem unattractive as subhuman all the time. You're not oppressing men by finding them fugly and unfuckable sometimes 🤷♀️
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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My old watercolor illustrations for Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s stone
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Wikipedia is lost to our friends across the waters.
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