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[tfiv]

careless whisper is the best song ever TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD IWISHTHATWECOULDLOSE THIS CROWD

MAYBE ITS BETTER THIS WAY

WEDHURTEACHOTHERWITHTHETHINGSWEDWANNASAYYY

[themintman]

Sometimes you get a vision that needs to be completed RIGHT. NOWEWWWWWWWW even though it's two am on Christmas eve/morning 😭😭

Based on this drawing I've seen people redraw recently 😋

[pupateer]

Epic!Hermes is the kinda guy that would stare at you intensely while eating from your pack of chicken nuggies

[murdleandmarot]

@toki-toro A Skimble for you, and @mysticalcats a Foxglove for you :D

[dellamortte]

listening to the veilguard soundtrack whilst getting ready to go out is not the best idea because it keeps making me cry!!!!

[achilleslyre]

just cleansed out my following… unfollowed around 100 blogs… hopefully tumblr will be less overwhelming to use now

[akkivee]

the incredible urge to mentally translate this as ‘why that’s a mighty fine ability ya got there aohitsugi-san’

[14faber]

a better late than never photodump from the fargo regional final 👍

… bill armstrong bring knies to arizona neow

nelly and his kids

nelly and his captain

… no comment

more kniesy ferda girls cause i know my audience 💕💕💕

brodzy and huglen … crying

he’s always in his own world i swear

[beware-of-you-98]

Something was definitely in the water during the Paramore AUS “This is Why” tour pls they were so unhinged 😭

[swordmaid]

something so hilarious to me is that shri'iia becomes an oath breaker bc she failed to follow the tenets of lolth's paladins when she's on her own in the surface. like she did such a bad job on being a Lolth Paladin that she even ended up fucking an elf

[oflgtfol]

oh my fucking god remember my astro class where the average of the first exam was a 23%. that i got a 25 on. the average of the second exam was a 65 and i got 100%?!?!! WHAT

[kavehater]

Explodes /neg

[kaoharu]

NOOO!!! ILL TREAT YOU BETTER I PROMISEE!!!!11 😭😭 /silly

(also tags hehe we r dancing together fr)

JWBDJDDHDJDJ ugh ok i Guess 🙄ill give you a second chance . . . /silly

[angie-is-silly]

I need to sleep I feel like garbage and my anxiety is eating me up

[whatever-lmaoo]

Omg?!?!Girlie pop?!? I was not expecting a whole story🙉🙉🙉 if I could give you a hug I totally would!!!!🥹🌸✨😩 it was so cute and so well written with the short amount of time you had🙉🤩💅🏾

Omg stawp🤧I’m glad they made you happy 🥹💖 I need sweetheart simon rn😩🌸

“Siiiiiiii-monnnnnn! I am tireeddddd” You slurred and giggled at how horrible it sounded, Simon just rolled his eyes fondly before grabbing your purse and standing up.

“tis’ past Mrs. Riley's bedtime.” He said smugly, snatching away the drink you almost got your hands on, Gaz drank it instead.

“Sleep well Mrs.Riley !” Soap raised his glass, wiggling his eyebrows the way Ghost hated.

“Tread carefully, he's not liking it.” Pince admitted, clapping an arm around Soap, watching dizzily at the whole affair.

“But you just started !”

Simon pulled you closer to him.

“She has work tommorow and will wake up all grumpy and moody, while I love her—”

“There are children here.” Soap stated, smirking at Pince who flashed him the bird.

“—like that but she's not gonna like being mean at her job, my ray of sunshine and I love meanie her—”

“You guys should really get a room.” Gaz dodged the glare Simon shooted.

“fuck it, let's go love.”

Ignoring them all, while you waved sloppily at them, like there would be no tommorow and John equally matching your freak.

Simon practically carried you out of the bar, one hand holding your high heels and sling bag while other wrapped around your waist.

“Baby, can we dance ?” You wiggled out and would have smashed your head if it weren't Simon who held you against him.

“Aren't you tired cupcake ?” He suggested, opening the car door and tossing in your belongings before clasping both of your hands in his veing big ones.

“Yeah. Right.” You blinked, then beamed, “But let's dance !” you added pulling him.

Simon shrugged, watching you with his fond head tilt, the one he had only for you.

“If you dance with me —” You lowered your voice to a whisper, cupping his face, “—I'll marry you.”

Simon's lips quirked, his lower voice tone was rapsier and more sexy, “Would ave’ take ya’ offer but am already married.”

He flashed his wedding band to you, taking in the frown you immediately descended in.

You blinked more and then looked at your hand, cupping his rough face.

“Same same.” You murmured, His cheeks flushed, nodding along, “samesame” He chimed, then.

“What a coincidence.” Simon blushed.

“Dance with me tonight.” You pouted, staring up from your mascara stained lashes.

“Wouldn’t ya’ husband mind ?”

“Wouldn’t my husband mind ?” You repeated, drunkish and everything mingled, like a spectrum, high and low all along.

“I don't think so.” He grinned, taking your fingers and bringing them on top of your head, twirling you once.

“Your wifey lovely ?” You asked, feeling giddy by the second twirl.

“Very.” Simon smiled, kissing your forehead.

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