#😫 i hate u tumblr

[transvampireboyfriend]

blogging from my mobile browser like a fucking loser

[redraspberrycats]

Hello, lovely stranger. Sending you lots of love and happiness at this current moment and promising that whatever is troubling you right now will get better. I believe in you, my friend. You’re worth it! Go forth and know you are valued and matter❤️✨

Some papyrus ass vibes goin on here 🤨 but also 😊🧡 thank u lovely stranger this message is a nice balm to the events of the day :) whoever you are, you are also valued and worth it! And matter very much.

[scoonsalicious]

Mother Pookie has fed her kitties well🩷🩷. There’s so many emotions idk which one i should talk about first?😭😂

BUT DANG chap 2.2 is just HOT

I am actually speechless😂 I have nothing to say except I am satisfied.

ITS SO GOOD OMG POOKIE? WHAT R U DOING TO ME? WHATT?!!😫😫

Lemme say, It didn’t take me long to hate Lilian. Like I swear, the moment she fucking said that Major looks like a SKANK gurl, fuck u.

My first impression on Major was like how Bucky saw her, a hot pretty dame that made me giggle like a teenager, making heart eyes and singing the whole world to my dick (if i have a dick)

And then throughout the chp, oh my goodness, I would’ve slap Leah the moment she starts bitching up. Major has a dang ass patience. I couldn’t.

THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO VOTE FOR BUCKYBABY TO BREAK HER HEART IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE (so far she’s 35% in my ‘dead’ list, better fix ur attitude if u don wanna end up like cunthage — ITS JUST BEEN 2 CHP?!)

Lindsay rubs the ick on me more than Jade (ofc Jade is worse but she dead now) but cuntly is so so so so so so so so so irritating. The absolute pick me, so called ‘one of the guys’. Ew. Even half of the team is irked by her attitude. That just says a lot.

Glad that our queen Major put her in her place. She needs more. Like, absolute humiliation (disclaimer: i dont support bullying but LILIAN FUCKING NEEDS IT)

And can we appreciate Wanda simping over Thor?😂 (you are not alone, i also dream of licking his abs — mhmmm)

Bucky and Major are purrrfect for each other. Its giving love at first sight 👀. Bucky simps hard. Like so hard. I can wait for more Bucky X Major scene (fluff,sexay — mayyybeeeee angst? i just love hurt myself)

Also, iMajor and Tony r absolutely gonna be ‘rich business badass besties’ and then them + Sam (Wanda and Nat at the back) roasting Leah. Oh what a beautiful dream~

Anyways, beautiful beautiful writing indeed. Waiting to see Bucky sexay POV next😂 Unleash the power of your blue balls. Also I can’t wait to read what your master brain had planned🌚. Love you Pookie🩷🩷🩷

PS// these past few days I was scrolling tumblr, searching for new Bucky fics/updates and honestly… I MISSED YOUU!!! I CANNOT STRESSED THAT ENOUGH!!! 😭 seeing your username the first thing when i opened tumblr made my night! i was planning on listening to songs, dwelling on my loneliness and delulu but LOOK AT ME NOW, ITS 4AM GOSH. THANK U POOKIE LOVE U HAVE A GREAT DAY

POOKIE! <3

Actual footage of me coming up to love on your comments:

I'm so glad people are enjoying 2.2! I gotta be real, I usually don't get hot and bothered when it comes time write smut, but that section? Whoa, boy... that section had me like:

(Yes, this is my second favorite gif of all time, and I will use Blanche to express my hot and bothered-ness whenever I can, lol)

I gotta tell you right now, the phrase "making heart eyes and singing the whole world to my dick (if i have a dick)" is now the highlight of my week, so I thank you for this. It's pure literary magic <3

Major is used to taking shit from peons; she was a woman in the military, after all, lol, which is why she's able to not let Lily phase her too much. Her patience will be tested, though. Where Cunthrage was just flat out unhinged, Lizard is more... selfishly insidious? Just, you know, she's not going to be kidnapping people and snapping their arms or murderously rampaging through Hydra bases or anything. (The stakes here are much, much lower, lol. Which, I guess, is going to prep us for Unbroken, where the stakes will be... Thanos-sized, lol.) I think what makes Lily feel worse, to me, is that she's far more realistic than Jade was. Like, I know girls like Lily irl; thankfully, never met a Jade (phew!). Much like Killgrave, to me, is the scariest Marvel villain, because I've encountered so many men like him in the real world.

The things I dream of doing to Thor would probably get me put on a list if he was a real person and not a fictional character, lol. Unless I'm doing AUs, I tend to stick with canon-pairings, but there is something about the idea of Wanda/Thor that I currently find very appealing, so hopefully, we will see something happen between the two of them. I think they would be adorable. And for some reason known only to my maker, I love making Wanda a little bit horny, lol. In fact, an earlier draft of Unwanted had Pocket referring to her as the Sokovian Horndog after she made some comments about Bucky's body, lol.

Is it weird that I don't plan on having Tony be too involved in this fic, because I feel like giving him a friendship with Major is like him cheating on his friendship with Pocket? That makes no sense whatsoever, lol, but I'm so protective of my girl. I'm like "Yeah, Major, I'll let you fuck Pocket's boyfriend, Bucky, but YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS WITH HER PSUEDO-BROTHER TONY BECAUSE HE IS HERS!"

Bucky's got some sexy POV in the next sextion (see what I did there? lol) but there's going to be so much more smut in this one than Unwanted. It just feels right, lol.

[pupuyvs]

If i had access to my messages i would be blowing u up right now but no tumblr took it away this morning😒

But seriously ffy and onl may have only just started not long ago and dont have much to them yet but theyre both still really good i hope you know that. No matter what you decide to do no one will hate you for it and if there are theyll have time go through me first 😤😠

omg tumblr may have sumn against u cause it did not notify me about this….they tryna tear our friendship apart 💔💔💔😭😭😭

and thank u :(( im glad u guys seem to like it i dont wanna cancel any aus at all not only for yall but because i dont know if its the aus themselves or just me as a writer so i would hate it if i cancelled them, started new aus and then lose interest on them because it wasnt the aus but me 😞��

also u defending me omg my hero 🥺🥺😫😫

[doodle-pops]

omg!!!!!! i would’ve loved to hear ur thoughts on the angsty mortal x immortal😞 sorry tumblr is being weird for u!!

but to be fair, in my defence!!! i would’ve frozen up and panicked if an elf confessed to me. imagine it’s someone’s as great and respected like glorifindel. like don’t get me wrong, he’s a great statue of a man. but i personally would’ve believed he would be lying to me and playing some sick joke 💀💀 like how can you THEEE balrog slayer like some nothing of a human being �� r u sure you’re not making a mistake here⁉️⁉️

but personal grievances aside, in terms of plot sake, let’s just make it angsty!!! i can see that reader might be coming from great insecurity, as you said, and is not thinking right. imagine being a bystander and watching that go down 😭 omg id cringe so hard, it’s like watching a public proposal and the person being proposed to says no outright and now….everyone is just frozen stiff with awkwardness. now what???

maybe to add another layer and dramatic flare to it, what if it was an enemies to lovers dynamic? maybe that’s why reader would he adamant about being against the confession 🤔 they just fully believe that they won’t be good together—constantly bickering and arguing. there’s no common ground! so why now, of all times, did this elf fall in love with them? for what purpose? some twisted and cruel consequence that is love? (heavy desperation included BTW maybe both sides are mutual, but one is more on extreme denial while the either is just grasping at straws atp)

also side note, if the elf in question was someone insane like IDK faenor during that phase of his, it’d be reasonable that reader would try and run away from them 😞😞 that man is fine…do NOT get me wrong. but he ain’t my damage to carry 😫

Tumblr is being very weird. I also hate that new feature where all the coloured text are underlined. Like??? Ew no, the aesthetic is ruined 😭.

I agreed with that Feanor statement. Like yes Mr made with perfection in mind, body and soul you are fine but I'm not carrying your baggage 🤚. Deal with your issues before stepping to me angry fire boi.

For the whole idea of the elf out of nowhere confessing their undying love for a mere mortal reader, it would be a scary experience. "Who are you and what do you want from me?" Insecurities will be kicking us hard in the head when the comparisons are being made. A great elf courting a mere mortal 😳. "Sir, are your eyes in need of being checked? 20/20 vision?"

This post is so coincidental because last night I was teasing @lamemaster about plotting a Maedhros enemies to lovers angst fic 😈. I like the idea of watching people lose their minds over the back and forth mutual pinning and hating. And I absolutely agree with you on the "suddenly out of nowhere they realised they love me!" Like what do you mean love? When you despised me?? And we were at each other's throats??

Being a bystander leads to secondhand embarrassment. I would be screaming in lowercase for reader to disappear. This leads to another #huh? #cringeworthy #isheforreal? #erupickupyourson

Conversely, I do enjoy the idea of reader and elf enemies to lovers troupe stem from two houses feuding. Generational feuding that transcends through history and they're the ones who decide whether they end it or continue. That's interesting though, an elven house feuding with a mortal house 🤭. Not only insecurities get introduced but superiority and egotism to drive the dislike they contain.

For a plot twist, I would enjoy if reader and elf still didn't end up together. After all the turmoil and biting at each other's throats, they remain neutral #friendzoneforlife 😗👉👈

[hellothereandimsosorry]

ALSO, HOW DIDN'T I SEE THAT TABIEITA YOU DID!??!?!??! HOWWWWWWEW JUST HOWWWWW I HATE TUMBLR UUUUGGGGHHHHHH 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 THEY LOOK SO FINEEEEEEEEEEE OMGGGGGGGGGG *dies now bcs of tabieita simp*

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LOL IM GLAD U LIKE IT SOMEONE REBLOGGED AND SAID CATDOG AND NOW I CANT UNSEE IT😭😭😭😭

[2chopsticks2eyes]

I really hate Tumblr bc this shitty app nVER NEVER LET ME TAG AND SHARE YOUR POSTS AND THEY REALLY DESERVE BE SHARE WKSKSKSN *Hits the wall*

But I always finish some of your work I'm coming here to cry, I'm sorry 🥹👍🏻

I just read Pet names 🛐🛐 JESUS CHRIST I'M MELTED KWNSOA U let me crying, I said it the last post but I love how u made your history's 😫😫🤌🏻 work of art, is not just smut is something else, really magic that I can feel and makes me feel I'm really in the history, jakska and plus I rlly like read after work bc am really stressed SOOO thanks ❤️

Love u plss never stop writing bc I would die 😞✨

Hahaha omg you’re too sweet I love you 😹 I won’t stop writing boo, I have too much imagination that I want to put out there 😸 don’t forget that I’m still taking requests! And feel free to message me any time. I always love making new friends that can share my love for these eight crazy boys!

Keep being your amazing self! 😽 xoxoxo

[pammyloumendkens]

Hey, I’m the same anon! I’d love to follow you but my blog was terminated for some reason so I’m using a computer until I get my blog back! ☹️ I’ve been part of the army since 2016!

I’m glad you answered my q. Thank you for giving your feedback. I got hated on in twitter because I told fans maybe it’s not what it appears to be. Shawn stated that he’s getting back doing music and he moved in LA full time so it would make sense if he collab with someone with the same label.

PS. He is attending Miley Cyrus’ party and Sabrina will be there too. Which means the fans will be more annoying *sighs* sometimes I don’t like our fandom ☹️

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[onlyjaeyun]

MY SWEETEST ZADIE BABY!! 🫶🏻🩷💫 i finally was able to catch up on chaps 31 & 32!! everyone is starting to pick up on things and getting suspicious🫣 like i know the older triplets have a separate gc to talk about their theories that yn and hoon are indeed fucking, and now sunoo w/ the suspicions too!!! now they just have to admit that they don’t hate each other as much as they’re trying to convince themselves.

that unsent message to tsuki about wanting to kiss sunghoon😭 !!! and hoon’s tumblr posts too like can they pls just communicate!!! i’ve never read a fic/smau where the slow burn was actually slow burning so can i just say that zadie, you’re doing an absolute amazing job w/ this trope bc the way you build everything up is so genius u deserve a forehead kiss for it 💋

AND OMG WE WENT FROM “don’t pick up🤢” TO “sunghoon” AS HIS CONTACT NAME, WE CHEERED!!! i’m literally on the edge of my seat to see what happens next

you never fail to make me smile w/ your chaps and responses to my asks baby!! i am so happy to get little insights of your life and share some of mine as well🥹 no matter where i am or when im logged on, i always want to try and take time to send you a little something bc you work so hard for all of us that i hope you feel the love and appreciation that you deserve!! i’m glad that i started talking w/ you more bc you’re truly one of the sweetest souls i’ve ever met, i’m so thankful for you my love!! hope you’re having a great day/night whenever you read this baby!! sending you my love and kisses as always💘🫧🥹💞

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MY ANGEL LOVE HELLO!!!!🥺🥺🩷💞🧸

thank you so so so much for your sweet words :( you lit never fail to make me giggle and kick my feet and jusg punch the air i love and appreciate you SO much 😫🩷 am so glad you're enjoying it so much and your compliments always make me smile so big, they lit mean the world to me 🥺🩷

i'm honestly so grateful for every message you send me and the fact you take time out of your day to send me smth so sweet and kind every single day, youre literally the sweetest and i hope you know your words hold a very special place in my heart 🥺🩷 i hope youve been doing well and are adjusting to the new apartment as good as possible!!!! sending you the biggest kiss!🫧

[mythiicsims]

look i dont even use social media anymore (except discord i guess) but i had to sign back up to tumblr just to scream about how much I HATE EZRA. ive been coming back to the last few posts all day and just YELLING. do u and lacie still do discord at all? is story followable there? ~moxie

moxie i miss youuuuuu 😫

we do have our discord server still but it’s more for discussion, spoilers, bloopers, etc, you couldn’t really use it alone to follow the story unfortunately 😞 but definitely still more than happy to add you if you like! let me know!!

[lilmaymayy]

hey friends! this is just a quick intro post in case you want to know a bit more about me/the blog🤭

** DISCLAIMER**

PLEASE BE KIND in this blog i will not entertain ANY hate/aggressive/mean interactions THEY WILL BE DELETED OR IGNORED, in the past where i did respond, it never left my mind and i never knew how to react, leaving me to be negatively affected by someones fleeting thoughts. so to avoid anyones displeasure please be respectful and conscious of your actions and words!! if not- 👉🚪we dont need that energy here

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*im also on mobile so apologies for any bad formatting😭😭

hello! my nicknames may and i use she/her pronouns. when sending any msgs id appreciate a quick hello but as long as your being polite i will gladly respond. feel free to address me as may or any other (kind) phrase (e.g queen/baddie?? anythings fine as long as youre being nice)

do u see the theme😘

i like to keep my age off of here simply for privacy but i can assure you i am not a minor, but if you are, you are welcome on my page any time just be aware i do swear and the content that i reblog can be nsfw, but ultimately you are responsible for the media you decide to consume.

i do not write fics(i always reblog them tho😉/also beta! so if youre a writer in need just lmk) idk if i ever will(write)but i dont realistically see that happening😭.

in the search bar for my page you can see all these hashtags, i typically tag “give it a read💋” for any fics ive betad and “she speaks🗣️” for any post thats just me yappin💀

and any character names (like finnick odair, peter parker etc.) are the bulk of fics that i reblog and you can find works for that character under those tags!

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im a full time student based in sunny california😍, my favorite things have to be fruits(tops gotta be strawberrys, cherrys anddd green grapes), fics, and folklore (3 fav f’s💋) (and yes i am a swiftie). last time i took the personality test i got ISTJ, but i swearr im still an infp. every single test i took told me i was a hufflepuff (were not lame i swear), and even though i swear up n down that im a laurie.. i might be an amy😔( i want to be great or nothing😫) and a song that i just feel for is probably a three way tie between teenage dream by olivia rodrigo, this is me trying by taylor swift and dreamer by laufey(not someone i typically listen to but whenever spotify puts her song i always love it)

favorite artistss gotta be the big three taylor, lana and ariana (nothing offish theyre just my most listened) and drake.. and bad bunny.. and olivia.. and sza.. and beyonce.. and the weekend.. and rihanna

- if you want a grasp of my music this is a LINK to my most played playlist

- this is a LINK to my more lovey/ sweet songs, its all in the description💋

*if u give em a listen and u wanna put me on.. msg me!! id love to hear your recs

my hobbies include playing music, i play guitar(kinda goodish) and i wanted to pick up piano too (idk if ill ever get to this😭) i also found that i love to do puzzles, and i wanted to start scrapbooking (looks fun af lowk). a few other things i love is definitely just jamming out to my tunes, sleeping😫😫, watching movies, playing w legos😭, PLAYING WITH MY DOGGIESSS (i have two, rocky and lily both are maltese poodles💋💋), baking (hate the clean up tho) i also love selfcare, its always good to prioritize urself but i mean the cassie method of everything showers, lotions, body oils, body mists/ perfumes, face masks, skin care (allllllll the goodies) just to finish the day off with a fic (its deadass my nightly routine to shower, get ready for bed/unwind, tumblr)

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now onto.. CELEBRITY CRUSHES!!

-CELEBRITY not character, but if i missed any lmk😝

-this is a long one so bearrrrr with me

my top 5 currently is🥁🥁🥁

1. sam claflin (been obsessed, still obsessed, i dont see this changing *unless timothee wanna quit playin🙄)

2. tom blyth (tbosbas was life changing.. hes so💋💋)

3. andrew garfield (im considering moving my man up to 2 bc hes an og for this list likee hes been on my brain since he was fan casted as our remus lupin and will stay there😌)

4. jacob elordi (newest addition, saltburn edits is the sole reason why hes here plus hes so fucking tall like i deserve that height difference *for reference im 5 ft😈)

5. timothee chalamet (i love him so much BUT HES DOWN HERE BC OF KYLIE😭*he would be 1 otherwise🥲)

for other hotties ..

OSCAR ISAAC🥵🥵😫-i need this man in bed rn

charlie brushnell😘-new addition but again he is taking over just like pjo is

tom holland- zenny baby he is all yours but that man shirtless? YUMMYYY

tom hiddleston- only rzn to watch the thor series

theo james - YOU THE ONE FOUR ME hes so fine i watched divergent (still a great series) for him n i was not dissapointed

aaron t— johnson- i do not want to mention his 🤐 but he is so fine his calvin klein ads?? KICKASS??

ben barnes- shadow n bone.. YUMMY YUMMY🤭🤭also sirius? likeee runaway to my house?

cillian murphy- ik he lowk looks like he got a bad case of botox.. BUT CMONNN PEAKY BLINDERS???

callum turner- i knew i was hooked since that harry potter movie he has like 10 minutes in🥰🥰

dylan o’brien-ima be honest im not DIE HARD in love but this man was fine since maze runner and teen wolf n will be till hes in the graveee

henry cavill- enola mf holmes.. INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR BROTOHER LIKE😍😍😍 i need this man to investigate all my internal organs

hugh laughton scott- hes just so pretty i just😘

harrison dickinson- love at first sight of darkest minds😍😍( its a discontinued movie (supposed to be) series) i need him in more shit

joao felix- my bestie pmo fifa AND HE DOES NOT DISSAPOINTT

josh hutcherson- i could not make this list without pookie

matthew gray gubler- i need him to read me to sleep, sing me to sleep, talk about anything so i can sleep, he brings me so much joy with that smile and hes so sweetie pie i could go on forever

robert pattinson- TEAM EDWARD FOR LIFEEEEEEEE

drew starkey?- idk his name but hes the hottie who plays rafe cameron IVE NEVER WATCHED THE SHOW (or anything hes in) but holy shit that man is tall and pulls off ANY hair cut

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well if youve made it this far thank you for taking the time to read this! if you want to know some more about me msg me in any way and ill respond, maybe ill add that info here. thanks again for your attention! love you all😘

[dolleyedoe]

list five ( 5 ) things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last ten ( 10 ) people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals, followers and all the wonderful people on here <3

Lol this the first time I've gotten a inboxxxx

five things that make me happy

GOD/family.

Food😫: Buffalo wings, pasta, n literally anything covered in garlic butter, mhmmmm, especially sea food boils

Pinterest/tumblr: I love posting stuff and running my mouth lmfao

Getting my hair n nails done: a good sew in and a french manicure neva fails me🦦

Speaking with people that match my energy: I hate hanging around people who are just soooo mean and depressing. Thats why I be to myself most of the time. Please be happy and be realistic! Be glad you're living anotha day🧘🏾‍♀️.

Thank u for thissss 🫶🏽! -𝒟ꨄ

[jrueships]

HOME STRETCH ! WE'RE IN IT! LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT

Chat: He's scrolling real fast lol

Chat: nice nips

Chat: Here till I see a tear <- that person has been there from the BEGINNING. They are really committed to seeing him cry 😭 tumblr moots... did we find ur twitch or smthin🤨?

Left boob flinching again. I hate it here.

NAW NOW THE RIGHT IS MOVING TOO??? omg. Somebody tell him they'll donate 100 twitch incentive thingies whatever they are ONLY IF Sauce does the boobie dance like Dwayne the rock johnson

Sauce has like a ring light, u can see it reflect on the TV. Influencer queen

Sauce leaves screen to munch or he got self-conscious of his titty jig, chat worries if he's gonna cut the stream off

K, audibly munching hot cheetos somewhere off in the distance: he ain't cuttin it off 😐🙂

Chat: AHMAD DONT END THIS STREAM

IMMA COME FIND YOU !

DON'T YOU DARE

(They're seething😭 the sadists)

Sauce trying to be grateful for the subs but it's hard lol 'ppreciate the uhh..'*starts dancing to new york music with roll of seal*

Around 19:00 he starts dancing and looks like a pigeon

20:30 he's talking about the other tat he's getting already while his muscles are still twitching in pain. Sauce. Go to bed 😭 man he probably can't with all that pain.

He's still holding up the tat drawing waiting for people to say 'W's but instead all the chats doing is talking about his toes

Cut to him and the neck tattoo again

22:40 Sg: ayy you owe me uhhh a bluerade & *idk wtf he said here*

K: wth u mean bro 🤨?

Sg: haha im kiddin im good im good 🤭🤭

Kyle talks about his appreciation for the chat, getting hyped from everyone saying W tattoo AWW he's so sweet

Chat: I know that wipedown b hurtin

Sauce: THAT WHAT IM SAYIN!! That wipedown def be hurtin 😫!!

K: sorry :(

Tatman picks camera up to look at the masterpiece he left on sauce's neck (🤨)

27:58, K: mhm 🙂

Sauce's neck fuckin. Convulses and he moans and gets up lol, Tatman has to move the camera to find him. Unappreciative ghoul 😭

He sits up and just kind of dissociates. Long silence. GOD HIS BOOBS ARE MOVING CRAZY. LIKE IN SEPARATE WAYS. IT'S LITERALLY TERRIFIYING

THE MIC KEEPS CUTTING IN AND OUT NOOOOO but basically sauce is like ' they talkin shit bout me 😔? Ughhh' and kyle comes over and says something and sauce smiles

30:05: Sg: yeah that shit gonna hurt <- said with blissed out in pain smile

Sg: hol on-THE CAMERAS TILTED--(makes feeble attempt to fix it. Realizes muscles and skin are experiencing the seven layers to hell.) Nvm i guess it's all good- (lmfao)

K: *tries to help fix it for him anyways* (OK Gregory abbott elementary.. I see u)

Sg: it's all good :) (expression is that of a dying man fighting his demons) (compulsive desire to be in control) *shoots constant worried looks at the camera*

Sauce ends up getting up anyways to fix the mic situation 🙄 like thanks but can u just let this beautiful malewife take care of u DAMMMN!! stubborn ass 😑.

I THINK IT'S KYLE but someone just gently slides their phone in front of our face again to show us some cool image/tattoo I think maybe? It reminds me of the Muppets, the movement he made. It's so funny, I feel like a baby. He's pointing to shit but I can't hear him

Sg: yeah it's definitely fire 😫 <- on the verge of collapse

Sg: CHAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO BREATHE

Chat: it's still choppy (it is)

Sg: ??? IT'S STILL CHOPPY 😦?!??!?? (YES!!)

Sg: .... i think it's only choppy for You 😒🙄. (His instant victim blaming)

IT'S STILL CHOPPY!!! but now some of the chat is gaslighting him that the others are gaslighting him, im sick

Some mod Don asks Sauce how much a tat costs. Sauce suggests Don text tatman and tatman might give him a lil discount cus he's a friend of a friend. He gives tatman his best seductive heehee sauce look. .....i don't think tatman is going to give Don a discount.

Sg: he said tell him im using code sauce for 25 percent off 😹

K: 😐

Sg: 😥

Sg: just lemme know when you're ready to- (blow my back out. The mic cut off when he said that tho but trust me. He said that)

Sg: chat said don't end the live 😹 easy, im not gonna end the-

[VIDEO ENDS]

taking lil notes on the sauce getting a tat stream.... will be reblogging with more bcs this video is fucking long as shit plus with me always pausing to write whatever nonsense i find funny? yea, idk if ill be able to get thru this all lmao 😭 but yea this will just be lil blurbs rewritten n commented on as i watch on one device and take notes on another like a lil movie major or smthin LMAO. To shorten typing time, Sauce will be SG and tat man will just be K as his real name is Kyle. ok? ok

SG, impatient & cocky, trying to show out 4 the stream like a little loser: ay cmon bruh im ready 😤!!🤘🏿 *goes to lay down on the jets styled?? tatting bed??? idk what that is i don't get tats.. i just know they probably fucked on it cus sauce winced when he had to sit down LMAO. went from ay bruh im ready to EUAGH 😫!! Eh 😣😖!! in a millisecond LMFAO*

K: *checks himself out on camera for a split second*

K: *very polite to the stream's viewing. Apparently has never streamed or got an audience up close n personal during his tat sessions. Only shows the before and after photos so this is a new but very fun experience for him. aww, so cute <3 sauce getting him to try new things!!!! He's nervous about getting the best angles for us and he's always trying his best to please!! ( he's so service top it's Mad. it's MADDENIN!!! ) Sauce dramatic diva demanding hot n s*x fierce reporter mean fake bitch and his quiet polite and personable yet professionally firm, keeping sauce in line when he needs to fulltime cameraman part time bodyguard when the situation gets unexpectedly (or expectedly. Not everyone has Tat man's insanely loyal patience with sauce...) hostile WHEN??? Slowburn We're just workers/he's just my minion to ........... don't ask why we came out of the same bathroom at the same time STFU ?? HELLO??? TAT MAN!!!*

Chat: cook up kyle

Kyle: !! :] !! yea 😺!! im boutta cook 🥰 (HE KEEPS GETTING SO SWEETLY HYPED UP FROM SAUCES LIL AUDIENCE. IT'S SO CUTE LOL)

1:05 (around there idk none of these time stamps will be any accurate bcs i pause late after realizing smthin was funny then guestimate where it started so sorry :( ): sauce walking his big b00bies up in our face jumpscare :/ . To help Kyle zoom the camera per his chats demands. He lowkey high key very anxious and micromanaging abt kyle using his camera equipment lol. He just loves telling people what to do but also that shit is probably very expensive. But cmon sauce. Kyle the cameraman's got it!!! HE EVEN HAS THE PERFECT CAMERAMAN NAME LIKE?? Let him take care of you bbygirl ..😼

Sauce once again (a bit more gingerly this time) sits himself on his jets style seat thing and let's out a little cry of pain when his ass hits it??? sauce these bttm allegations are BEATING ur ASS lmao????

Kyle does what sauce was about to do for him and sauce kinda :/// >:( 😰😰😠. Sauce try to go five seconds without micromanaging challenge impossible. Complains about chat being able to see his facial expressions being too close up now and how he won't be able to fuck with Kyle no more cus of it cus they'll make shit is weird. Kyle simply responds ' That's love 🙂. '

Sauce goads the chat asking if he should end stream. Kyle at first thinks maybe he isn't cameramanning right and gets a little nervous/sad at disappointing sauce but quickly catches onto the strategy and joins in on the bait. The chat take it with a chorus of Nos. Girlboss sauce malewife Tat man media powercouple ftw?

2:58, K: wait turn ur head a lil bit? *Sauce looks at him* no, other way *sauce looks away, exposing neck to him and pre-ink*

K admires his work. Shows it off to the chat, tells them he's getting them right. Zooms in on sauce's neck

SOMEBODY SAID 'L NIPPLE' IN THE CHAT WHAT???? Chat language is so.... beautiful 😭

'Stop being a lil girl take the pain like a man'????? Yall sure this is twitch and not p*rnhub ??? tf?

Kyle zooms in. Chat: "glad to get the nipple off the page" HELP. my thoughts exactly

Kyle tries hiding sauces face with his zooms bcs he knows sauce was self conscious about his expressions lmao. Chat, instantly, and these are different people too. Everyone is a sadist here apparently. My kinda people 😼: 'WE NEED TO SEE HIS FACE FR' 'HIS FACE BRO WE NEED TO SEE HIS FACE' 'WE NEED TO SEE HIS FACE IF HE CRIES'

3:38 Sauce, reading the chat bcs if he doesn't have attention that he can feel for five seconds he explodes and dies: is my face in there ? <- literally just whined about not wanting his face seen bcs he'd get weird comments and ruin his very heterosexual very platonic relationship with tat man. But is now turning his whole tune around for some shred of people pleasing attention omg 🙄 poo fimbly 😑

K: nah they be clownin 😿.. *just wants to protect him*

Sauce agrees a bit then quickly changes subject to compliment himself.

Sauce notices camera needs shifting so he tries but Kyle's on it before he can. Sauce keeps trying anyways until eventually the needles settle him slougish

5:10 chat tells them to zoom out but sauce defends his cameraman: AINT NO ZOOM OUT 😾😾!! HE TRYNA GIVE YOU THE UPCLOSE LOOKS !!

Kyle zooms out anyways

Sauce whines about his nipple lol

Sg: yall weird af 😑 Yall tryna see my nipple or smthin 🤨? *incredulous look to camera*

K: FREE THE NIP!!!!! <- reading off chat, sadly

THE CHAT BULLIED HIM INTO HIDING HIS BOOBS LMAO. He got a blanket 😭 so now he's gonna be with another man... while under a blanket ? um. sauce I think this is pretty lose lose if u ask me .

Kyle wearing those black tattoo gloves gently touching sauces neck.... soft dom and not even trying to hide it 🤨?

Chat: stop moaning 😐

Sauce: my bad bruh 😔

Someone: get the tissues ready (????)

Sg: in da trenches 😼. in da trenches 😼

Someone in chat: sauce do u like when men fuck u? ( 🤔.. it's a fair ask 😳.)

Chat: the right side of my neck hurted the most (average sauce fan iq, im afraid )

Chat: SAUCE BABY START TWERKING

( now im just finding funny chat stuff cus all sauce doing rn is trying to not cry by randomly singing along to the music and kyle is working)

Chat trying to plot lies on kyle by spamming kyle messed up smthin so sauce can get worried lmao

9:40: around there, maybe a bit later, sauce starts groaning and cursing more

Chat: Sauce is it hard

Sauce asks how many people watching bcs u know he looooves an audience. Kyle doesn't know how to check so he has to stop and ask the chat

Kyle: Seven- ..... 776? 800? a thousand? man idk :(. yall play too much >:( yall play too damn much 🙄! ... i fuck with yall tho >:)

Chat trying to gaslight sauce into thinking Kyle's actually tatting a dick on his neck

I've been skipping or doing other stuff during some of the tatting. Sauce got up to try and figure out some twitch function? Mic suppression? idk. He lowkey stalling lol.

Kyle starts asking what the chat been saying around 31:40, curious.

Sauce and Kyle mumble to songs internmentedly lol

33:25 around there kyle raps to a song he rlly likes. Sauce adlibs it's cute

PAUSING THIS AT 35:10. We basically got an hour left in this jawn. YALL WE WATCHED ALOT IM PROUD!!!! OK im leaving this here for now, reblogging l a ter maybe even finishing it idk? I just need this shit sent cus im a lil nervous if it'll even load... this was a lotta work 😭 all for tatman and sauce interactions damn... ion even know this man's last name .. i need to go do strong people things now BYE see yall soon hopefully

[yibo-wang]

TUMBLR FUCKED UP THE PRAYER CIRCLE DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME U CRAPPY WEBSITE

[angrelysimpping]

uhm,, can u please do some hcs with the love interests+Bailey where the pc gets jealous after seeing them around someone who has everything they’re insecure abt?? Thanks in advance !! I really love ur writing!! i literally check the tag first whenever i log in to tumblr to see if u posted some new stuff lol 😔😫💓💞

(DoL relationships and I think that's all there is to warn for?)

Alex

Alex doesn't really realize you're jealous, at first. 

Sure, you're hanging all over them even though you're both sticky with sweat and it's the hottest part of the day, but you guys are usually all over each other around this time. 

Yeah, Alex usually starts things, but that's fine. More than fine, actually. Alex quite enjoys how you can't seem to get enough of them. 

It doesn't even cross their mind that this might have something to do with the client that came by earlier. The one who touched Alex's arm and kept giving them hungry looks while licking their lips. 

The moment they find out, it makes them want to laugh. 

Jealous? Over them? Really?

They can't recall that ever happening before, and they kinda like it. 

Finds it a little cute, really. 

Won't dissuade you from getting all jealous, but they don't feed into any insecurities you may have. 

Avery

All night you've stuck to Avery's side like glue and Avery knows exactly why. 

Avery may not be a huge flirt, but stunning smiles and compliments can work wonders if used correctly. 

You've never seemed to mind Avery charming others while you were on their arm, but tonight is different. 

Tonight, something must have struck a nerve with you. Something, someone, must have made you feel like you had to act like this. 

And, well, Avery can't say they don't like you clinging to their side, but it can get a little annoying. 

It's cute, but don't go around scowling at anyone. Just stick to their side and look good. 

Of course, they’ll use this to their advantage. 

You’re jealous, right? Don’t want Avery looking at anyone other than you? Then you’ll do anything they want, right? 

Hell of an ego boost as well, knowing you get all worked up over them like that. But, they’re not ‘yours,’ you understand? You might be their pretty little plaything to take on dates and fuck however they like, but Avery is not your anything. Don’t forget that. 

Bailey

Piss off.

What do you think you're doing, acting like a fucking brat?

Aw, did you see Bailey talking to a buyer? Did it strike a nerve in you? Big fucking deal. 

What are you, jealous? Of what? And why? You’re not anything to Bailey but another mouth to feed and another source of income. 

Acting like a little shit because you’ve got some misguided crush on your caretaker? Too bad.

But, well, if you’re going to go acting up, maybe Bailey can find a way to use this to their advantage. 

You’ve got feelings for them? Then why don’t you pay your dues on time and stay out of their way, huh? 

They’re not going to change themself, cut off potential clients, just because you got your stupid feelings hurt. 

Want to get into their good books? Then stay out of trouble and give them their money. Simple as that. Act like a jealous little shit and you might get their attention, but not in the way you want. Probably. 

Eden

It's rare for Eden to go into town, even more so now that you live with them. They hate letting you go into town but it's worth the risk. 

Until you don't come back and Eden ends up having to go into town anyway. 

It's only natural for Eden to kill two birds with one stone; to pick up both you and their supplies while in town. 

It's only after they talk to the cashier that you start acting all weird, clinging to Eden's side and glaring at any passerby. 

Why are you acting like this?

It takes a moment for it to click on Eden's head that you're jealous. Not only that, but you’re over them. 

It’s a bit of a boost to their ego, honestly. Though, the irony of the situation isn’t lost on them. You’re jealous over them interacting with someone, but your disobedience is the only reason they’re in town to start with. 

Of course, they’ll use this to their advantage. You don’t like them talking to other people? It makes you feel insecure and jealous? Good. Follow their rules, then. Only stay in town for so as long as they allow and then come scurrying back to them. Then they won’t have to talk to anyone but you, and that’s what you both want, isn’t it?

Threatens to use it against you, to go into town more often, but, honestly? Eden hates the idea of being in town longer than necessary, of talking to anyone else. Try to call them on that bluff though? You might end up in the dog house, literally.  

Kylar

Kylar knows almost instantly that something is wrong.

The subtle shift in your body language, the small frown, the way you look at the other person.

Kylar was only talking to that other person for a second, telling them how you’re their partner. They didn’t mean to upset you!

While it gives them a little thrill when you snap at that person to back off, makes their heart flutter when you snarl how Kylar is yours, they don't want to upset you!

It makes them panicky, anxiety thrumming under their skin at the thought that you might think they don’t love you or that they might go after someone else.

Because they wouldn't do that! Ever! Don’t think that they would! Please!

They might get a little irrational, really. They don’t want you thinking that they don’t adore you or would ever leave you for anyone.

Also, why are you acting jealous? Don’t you know you’re perfect?

Robin

Robin’s always nice and polite when selling their drinks around town. Well, most of the time. It’s good for business, after all. Also, it’s just in their nature.

So, they don’t understand why you’re glaring at the person they just sold a cup to.

That person wasn’t rude or anything. Well, they don’t think they were rude. They didn’t do or say anything to you when Robin wasn’t looking, right? Is everything okay?

It takes Robin a moment to piece it together, but you’ll know when they do, a slight frown on their face as they question you. You’re jealous? What? Why? Because of that person they sold a drink to? Really? 

It is a little bit of a boost to their confidence that you’d get jealous over them talking to someone else, but, really, there’s no need. 

At lower confidence, they’ll try to joke it off. Might be a little self-deprecating. As long as they make you laugh, or, well, stop glaring at least. Though, if you’ve started standing closer to them as a way of expressing that jealousy, they want that to continue. They like your presence, being close to them, even if it makes them feel a little guilty to encourage your behavior. 

At high confidence, they take your face in their hands and tell you there's no reason for you to get jealous. High likelihood of Robin booping the tip of their nose against yours for emphasis.

Sydney

They don’t realize for a while, honestly. 

You’re sticking close to them as they do chores at the Temple, that’s all. Sydney doesn’t give a second thought to the other initiate they’d been chatting to right when you arrived. 

This could go on for ages before something clicks in Sydney's head and they realize that you're jealous. Even longer to realize that you're jealous because of who they were talking to.

And they don’t like it.

When pure, they might chide you for your actions. No, you can’t help how you feel, but you can control how you act on those emotions.

The more corrupt Sydney is, the more likely they are to tease you. Just a little. 

Regardless, they’ll make sure you know that you have no reason to get jealous. You’re their beloved. They’re bound to you, and you to them. Forever.

Whitney

Whitney knows what's happening. 

The moment they start talking to some random in the halls and you start pressing against their side, glaring at the poor bastard? Whitney lights up.

Oh, this is hilarious.

You’re jealous? Fuckin’ ridiculous.

Don’t you know that you’re just Whitney’s plaything? It doesn't matter if it hurts your poor slut feelings or whatever if Whitney talks to someone else. 

In fact, now that they know they can get this reaction out of you, they’re going to make you feel like this more often. Especially if it means you’re doing your best to keep Whitney’s interest by doing whatever they want, be that dropping to your knees or stipping in the halls. Less likely to intentionally make you jealous when at low dominance, though they still might try from time to time. 

Though, they do find it a little annoying. Whitney gets to do whatever the fuck they want in this ‘relationship.’ If you think otherwise, then they’ll have to remind you.

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