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[chdarling]

Hi friends.

It pains me to do this, but I have locked down my fics for the foreseeable future, so now they can only be accessed with an AO3 account. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN DELETED. I did this because I have learned that TLE has been stolen by an AI scraper yet again. This is not the first time this has happened, and I’ve also been having issues lately with finding my work posted elsewhere on the internet against my wishes. Frankly, I’m fed up. I do not have the bandwidth to monitor this crap right now, so lockdown mode it is. Sorry to those this will inconvenience, but selfish assholes and evil tech bros are why we can’t have nice things, I guess.

Anyway, fuck AI and fuck anyone who steals other people’s art, particularly art that is shared for free out of nothing but love and community spirit. I know I’m not the only fan writer who’s been fucked by AI bullshit. This shit is a plague. Sending you all love and encouragement through the relentless commodification and devaluation of human creativity.

I hate this timeline.

[mumblesplash]

youve ruined me btw i was playing tetris today and thinking "omg S and Z look sooo in love here"

8 squares can be toxic yuri if you Believe

[acequinz]

Sometimes I am reading meta about mdzs characters and I realise actually I would throw hands at each and everyone of these mfers (for different reasons)

Except Lan Wangji.... because he already got beaten lolz. 🤧

And Wen Ning because he did nothing wrong ever.

[madmutts]

Everyone be proud of me, I didn't rage quit the trials and actually finished them on my own pretty quick

[vaguelyaperson]

anyways congrats to bnha for officially coming out as a yuri shoujo

[n1ightw1ng]

frankly dick if ur gonna let all ur brothers fall in love with u but never fuck them, then u shouldn't be surprised when Roy falls on his sword to give them the dicking down they deserve

[eahclutterspace]

Why isn’t there any Chase Redford x Readers

[emilyjunk]

When I've written 67k words of fluff and finally have to write 500 words of world's most mild teen angst

[skullreaped]

DAMN, IF Y'ALL DON'T WANT KISSES JUST SAY SO

[bapydemonprincess]

Can't help imagining the first weeks that the servants are all feeling comfortable with each other now, at some point, maybe Bard or Mey plans a meeting with them.. Most likely Bard, and they all huddle up like:

Bard: Right, so....

Bard: We're all in agreement, Sebastian ain't a human right?

Mey:

Finny:

Bard:

Mey:

Finny:

Bard:

Mey: Yes.

Finny: ...That's not a bad thing, right?

Bard: Okay right, glad we got that outta the way.

Bard: So

Bard: Like

Bard: Whattaya think he is then??

Bard: I'm guessin' maybe.. demon or werewolf or alien-

Mey: OH YES, demon or vampire was me best bet, yes it was!!!

Bard:

Mey: WOTS THAT LOOK FOR BARD

Bard: Mey yer-

Finny: OH, w-what about a fairy???

Bard:

Mey:

Finny: Like Rumpelstiltskin with that girl, or the lady who turned the prince into a Beast in Beauty and the Beast or-

Mey: Oh my God you have a point, you do 😳😳😳

Mey: That'd explain him bein' so elegant despite bein' a male English Butler-

Bard: Never heard o' no fairies that were red eyed an' fanged an' human sized an'

Mey: That's why I said maybe a VAMPIRE meself, like Carmilla or Dracula-

Bard: BUT he don't drink blood or anythin',

Mey: Well, Dracula held off drinkin' blood too, until-

Bard: Fer' cryin' out loud, what about a DEMON, like, who MAKES DEALS AN' SHIT-

Mey: Hmph, that makes less sense, seein' as most demons would likely be bored bein' a butler, they like MISCHIEF, an' ain't serious like Mr. Sebastian, nor I doubt any demons would wanna serve a lil' kid-

Bard: oi, but kids ARE easy t'trick an' why would a VAMPIRE go after a kid? Too scrawny fer that-

Mey: I NEVER SAID HE WAS TAKIN' YOUNG MASTER'S BLOOD, I MEAN, THE BUTLER DEAL COULD BE A SIDE HUSSEL WHILE HE PLANS TO TAKE OUR BLOOD-

Bard: Oh my god Mey-

Finny: I still think Fairy, cause they don't care about blood, nor a humans age, I think, they just want to trick humans too, and not for souls like demons! 😌

Mey: but why bein' a butler servin' the kid he plans to trick and- 🤔

Bard: Ugh you guys... 🤦‍♂️

[sallyyysal]

hello everyone! I hope you're all doing well ^^

I'm writing all this because I'd like to apologize for not being active here. To my surprise, school is being harder on me than I'd expected and anxiety because of this is already causing some problems to my health... Plus, I'm doing two weeks of stage at work from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. (organized by my school) and it's REALLY tiring. I struggle to keep my eyes open all the time and when I'm not tired I try to ease my mind playing my silly games, it's the only thing that can help me relax right now (luckily I'm practicing a sport now too so that's also helping me a lot). This also fucking my appetite up too (pardon for the language) because I eat a stupid tiny sandwich for lunch everyday and it's starting to make me extremely hungry at night now. And as if it wasn't enough, once this stage is finished I'll be full of tests at school. Mfs won't even give us some time to relax after coming back from two weeks of exhausting work, and I'm really mad about this.

I'm sorry for this stupid vent and sounding so negative, it's not really something I usually do since I always try to be silly and happy on the internet, just wanted to apologize for my inactivity and to everyone still waiting for their art requests to be finished by explaining the current situation as it is, I had to take this weight off my chest. I hope you all have a great day/night, please take care of yourselves. I'll be okay eventually. <3

[hurrl]

Hhhhhh I'm curious on your take on Fester, do you mind writing some of him and Kalani but how they might meet for the first time?

They way I've been like, yeah they would be good friends 😊, yeah BUT NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THEIR FIRST MEETING 😃 LIKE WHOOPSIE DOODLE THATS A BIG PART OF BECOMING FRIENDS

So I took the most massive creative liberty when it came to the setting 🧍‍♂️You'll see

"Do we have a single rider!?" The ride attendant called out the queue waiting for their Ferris Wheel.

Kalani, feeling awkward at the front of the line waved her hands out in front of her, "No, no, I can go on by myself!" It's alright.

"I've got you," In the time Kalani had spent sulking, another single rider came forward.

"Ma'am, it's a safety hazard, the seat will be uneven and you'll fall right out the side," The attendant said dully- that fact about the ride was actually pretty terrifying-, "Are there any single riders in line!?"

This was so embarrassing. Kalani went to the festival in hopes of meeting new people, maybe even making a few friends, but so far all her time had been spent alone. She should've known better, festivals and fairs are usually group activities, and trying to strike up a conversation with people already in a conversation would be rude. The Ferris Wheel was her last attempt to make her trip enjoyable, but even that was a bust.

"Alright, go ahead and take a seat," The stranger and Kalani were ushered into their seat as the attendant closed the lap bar, "keep your hands and feet inside your ride at all times, keep all phones and personal items tucked away, refrain from rocking your cart, and enjoy the ride,"

For a while there was silence, Kalani sat still, hands folded in her lap as the ride started and stopped, letting people come on and off. The stranger had his head up, tilted towards the sky.

"Your date left you or something?" The stranger was the first to speak.

"No, no, I came here alone! I wanted to go! And! Meet some people, but it didn't really work out,"

"Oh thanks," The stranger let out a bark-like laugh and quirked an eyebrow at her, "I don't count?"

"You count!" Kalani smiled sheepishly. Here she was complaining about having no friends when there was a friendship opportunity right in front of her- how could she let herself be so rude? "You totally count! My name's Kalani, it's nice to meet you! And you are?"

"Fester," He nodded, "I think I've seen you around town here 'n there, you're new, yeah?"

"Yes," She had moved a few months prior, it had been a rough transition from her hometown to here. Going from somewhere where everyone knew who she was to a place where no one did was definitely an adjustment, "So, did you come alone or did you leave your friends behind because you felt bad for me?"

"No, I was a genuine single rider. Don't know why I wanted to get on this anyway. This sucks! All the stop, go stop go-"

"Right? The movies make Ferris Wheels look enjoyable! You know, a sunset background, the ride goes uninterrupted, the two people riding actually know each other,"

"You sure did," He cradled the spot where Kalani had swatted, "I'm gonna bruise now," It took effort to replace his smile with a frown, "Owww, the pain, the agony,"

"We're gettin' to know each other," Fester pointed out.

"Look at us, halfway there," Kalani gave Fester's shoulder a playful little tap, the movement causing their cart to sway back and forth.

"No rocking the carts!" The attendant called through a megaphone- wow they were really passionate about the safety of riders.

"Sorry! Kalani called down, she went back to sitting with her hands folded in her lap, her face flushed from being called out, even though it had been an accident.

"...S'what you get for attacking me," Fester smiled smugly.

"I did not attack you!"

"Oh no I'm sorry! Here, do you want me to make it better? I'll make it go away," She kissed two of her fingers and gently- didn't want to rock the cart again- placed them on the 'wound', "Mwuah! There, feeling better?"

Fester took a moment to rotate his (uninjured) shoulder, he turned to her with wide eyes, "You did it, I'm cured!"

Kalani giggled and shook her head. This guy was funny, a little gruff, maybe she'd even describe him as scruffy? But that didn't mean he was unpleasant to talk to, it all kind of worked together. His sense of humor, his looks-

There was more stopping, going, and laughs and banter, but their ride came to an end.

"See ya' around, Lani," Fester waved before shoving his hands in his pockets.

"Bye!" She was getting ready to leave but, "Hey Fester, wait up!"

"Huh? Need something?"

"Would you mind giving me your phone number?" Kalani asked, quickly retrieving her phone from her purse and handing it to him. The whole point of coming to the festival was making friends, she wasn't going to let the one good conversation she had walk away, "I'd love to meet with you again sometime,"

"Yeah?" Fester took out his own phone, handing it to Kalani before giving her his own, "Okay, yeah, go ahead and put your number in there, too."

Kalani 🦢🩰

Fester 🦝

"Ballerina?" Fester asked, glancing at the contact name Kalani had given herself.

"Yeah!"

Fester smiled, "Me too,"

[blue-haze-of-smoke]

I love being nobody on the internet. I can say whatever I want 🤠

[suzuki-ecstar]

i back my driver. no matter what

[howdoyousleep3]

IS TOO EARLY TO PROPOSE ASKING FOR A FRIEND??????? REMEMBER WHEN I SAID ID BEEN YO FOR LIKE 3 PLUS DAYS? YAH, THIS FUCKING MAN WAS LIKE “mamas let’s go for a ride in the car” I WAS LIKE OKAY WHERE ARE WE GOING?? HE WAS JUST LIKE “it’s a surprise”

FOR THE RECORD IM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO IF IN A CAR LONGER THAN 2 ISH HOURS (and i’m not driving) I FALL ASLEEP

THIS. FUCKING. MAN DROVE FOR SAID 2 HOURS AND I FELL ASLEEP. HE DROVE THE OTHER TWO HOURS BACK TO HIS APARTMENT, TOOK ME (STILL SLEEPING) OUT OF HIS TRUCK AND TUCKED ME INTO BED

IVE BEEN ASLEEP SINCE 9AM. I HAVE NEVER WOKEN UP MORE UNDIGNIFIED ANGRY AND UPSET (full of fucking simp energy) IN MY FUCKING LIFE HOW DARE HE TREAT ME LIKE AN INFANT

AM I MORE UPSET THAT IT WORKED OR THAT HE TREATED ME LIKE A FUSSY INFANT

AND WHEN QUESTIONED THIS FUCKER HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY TO MY FACE “i just wanted to take care of you mamas”

SIR DONT FUCKINF TALK TO MEEEEEEE

(i’m not actually upset, but how very dare he)

-🍑 THE ENRAGED SIMP

This is the sweetest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life, I cannot believe this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭