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Hell on Earth
#SOBS#PHONE CALLS ARE HARD#FINDING OUT YOUR ADDRESS ISNT IN THE POST OFFICE SYSTEM IS HARD#BEING AN ADULT IS HARD#ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð€ºð€ºð€ºð€ºð€ºð€ºð€ºð€ºð€ºð€ºð€ºð€ºð€ºð€º
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Tomorrow is my beautiful sons birthday (his name is Nekkoððœððœð€ºð€º) and SOMEONE (cough cough @funky-puff COUGH COUGH.) called him a grandpa before his birthday. SHAME ON YOU WHOEVER DID THATð¡ð¡ð¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#dog#i love my dog#i love my son#my dog is my son ong ð«¡ð«¡#shitposting#shitpost#CANCEL SAMMY WHY WOULD AHE SAID THAT BEFORE HUS BROTDHSYð¡ð¡ð¡ð¡ð€¬ð€¬ð€¬ð€¬ð€ºð€ºð€ºð€º
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#fuming this looks better than the rest of the piece but whatever im finished no more of that nonsense#made this makes the skin tone contrast#ð¡ð€ºð¥ð¥ð¥but AAAAAA#whatever#im not mad ur mad
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Hobbits are all so friend-shaped it makes me mad
#sketching them is the most difficult task of my life because THEY ALL LOOK TOO SIMILAR#like#dwarfs are so silly you could give them a block as a head and it would be all good but hobbits ð¹ð¹#especially bilbo#that#fuivkchi#hhggsgsgg#ð€ºð€ºð€ºð¡#the hobbit
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Nurse He's Out Again
â¡ masterlist - request!
â¡ pairing - lando norris x fem!reader (fc - brooke shields :)
â¡ summary - just lando thirsting on the main and giving being a pr nightmare, also him fighting for his life in the comments
â¡ warnings - horny/simp lando, crack, some fluff, some cursing, one kms mention
â¡ w/c & a/n - smau | wanted to do a social media one cause i love reading them so much so here we are! i really love this actually so i hope you enjoy xoxo
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landonorris ðð
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landonorris bye.
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landonorris GUYS DONT LET HER SEE THIS
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landonorris THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE YOURE WITH MEE
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maxverstappen1 lando... what about us ð£
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username FIVE????
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mclaren why do I even try ð
lewishamilton NURSE HES OUT AGAINNNNN ðŠ
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âSilent treatmentâ
LADS Men reacting you giving them the silent treatment ⊠also I just found what all the boys flowers are and theyâre meanings âŠ. these game devs are a little too good at their job
Zayne
Zayne: Letâs not let your efforts to find a new bakery go to waste
MC: âŠ.
Zayne: Are you alright?
MC: âŠ.
Zayne: My apologies did you not want to go anymore?
MC: âŠ.
Zayne, Thinking: Her birthday was 3 months ago our anniversary is 4 months 2 weeks and 6 days from now, I got her all the plushies she wanted, I let her win 8 games of kitty cards, I took a bite out of her pastry 3 weeks ago⊠that must be it
MC: I can hear the gears in your mind grinding at lightning speed relax
Zayne: Was it the pastry? Iâm sorry Iâll buy you more and I wonât take a bite even if eating your food is more appealing
MC: I was just joking itâs okay
Zayne: What flavor do you want? Actually disregard Iâll buy every flavor
MC: Zayne
Rafayel
Rafayel: Guess where weâre going
MC: âŠ.
Rafayel: The night market!
MC: âŠ
Rafayel: You donât want to eat?
MC: âŠ
Rafayel: You donât want to play games?
MC: âŠ
Rafayel: Do you not want to hang out with me?
MC: âŠ
Rafayel: âŠ.are you mad at me? Are you mad at me?? Are ððŒ You ððŒ Mad ððŒ At ððŒMe ððŒ ??? Are you MAD AT MEE?? HEY!! ARE YOU MAD AT ME??!!
MC: RAFAYEL
Rafayel: ARE YOU MAD AT MEEEE???!!
MC: IM NOT MAD STOP YELLING
Rafayel: Donât ignore me like that I should spit bubbles at you ⊠my knees are about to give out I canât feel my legs
MC: Are you done?
Rafayel: Air I need air
MC: Get off the floor
Xavier
Xavier: Hey cutie
MC: âŠ
Xavier: You hear me?
MC: âŠ
Xavier: Oh Iâve had this happen before
MC: ????
Xavier: *Rushes out of the room comes back with a long needle, peroxide, & tissue*
MC: ?!!!
Xavier: I had impacted wax in my left ear once I can fix yours easy
MC: I CAN HEAR YOU I CAN HEAR YOU GET THAT OVERGROWN SEWING NEEDLE AWAY FROM ME
Xavier: Are you sure?
MC: YES
Xavier: So you were ignoring me?
MC: It was a prank
Xavier: Iâll check just in case
MC: Get back ð€º
Sylus
MC: âŠ
Sylus: âŠ
MC: ⊠*hard sigh*
Sylus: Itâs nice and quiet today
MC: âŠ
Sylus: Yea this is nice
MC: >:(âŠ.
Sylus: I wish it was like this more often
MC: âŠ. :(
Sylus: So peaceful I could fall asleep
MC: Are you saying Iâm annoying?
Sylus: I knew I could get you to break your silence kitten
MC: Can you fall for my pranks please?
Sylus: When you have a clever prank Iâll fall for it sweetie
MC: âŠâŠ ð¡
#love and deepspace#sylus love and deepspace#sylus#lnds sylus#love and deepspace sylus#lads#lads rafayel#lads zayne#lads xavier#lnds rafayel#lnds zayne#lnds xavier#zayne love and deepspace#rafayel love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace#nikaaaaimagine
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body paint | alex albon
pairing: norris!reader x alex albon
summary: after alex breaks up with his girlfriend, youâre right there to help him forget about her
fc: kensington tillo
warnings: one suggestive comment, some self-deprecation? (very light stuff), harsh lando (in all brotherly fashion)
a/n: i feel like iâve read all the alex fics on this app i need more of him :(
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f1gossip williams driver alex albon has officially broken up with his girlfriend of five years
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username say sike right now
username NOOOOOO
username why on earth am i mourning a relationship that isnât mine
username so love is officially dead okay cool to know
username f1gossip you canât just drop this bomb on me and LEAVE
username i refuse to accept this information
username they were the standard ð
username the day i died actually
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ynnorris we had fun ðª©ððž
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username my daily inspo just posted!
username so pretty ð
username the cool sibling fr
ynnorris landonorris âŒïž
landonorris mean
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username iâm so glad y/n decided to attend the grand prixâs out of nowhere
username honestlyyyy why were we robbed of her existence for this long
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alex_albon had fun at the night race and getting good points for the teamð
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username MY GOAT
username this man is so beautiful my god
francolapinto ððœ
username how is he still carrying that tractor into the points is beyond me
username incredible
ynnorris congrats alex!
alex_albon thank youâºïž
username okay ð i donât hate that
ynnorrisâs instagram stories
[caption 1: ð] [caption 2: for some reason i always end up here]
alex_albonâs instagram stories
[caption 1: recharging ð] [caption 2: ð]
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ynnorris la isla bonita
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username first alexâs story now THIS?
username talk about soft/hard launching
username nah i recognize my boy alex in that pic
username the real question is how did he bag THE y/n norris?
username thatâs crazyyyy
username okay but can we talk about how absolutely gorgeous she is? ð
alexandrasaintmleux truly mesmerized
ynnorris me when i look at you
username absolute baddie
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f1gossip a fan met alex albon and lando norrisâs sister, y/n norris, today at the airport while they were traveling together
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username all the confirmation i needed
username damn it really only took him six months to find someone else
username landoâs sister, nonetheless
username he said iâm fucking FREE
username no you donât understand this is my superbowl
username how the hell did those two got together ð
username most out of pocket couple but they work somehow?
username this is the day i was reborn
ynnorrisâs instagram stories
[caption 1: chill weekendð§ðŒââïžð§Œ] [caption 2: ð]
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alex_albon good few days ð
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username OMGOMGOMGOMG
username unhinged
carmenmmundt can alex fight?
alex_albon ð€ºð€ºð€º
ynnorris no need carmen i chose you!
georgerussell63 ð¡
username the way y/n had only attended like three grand prixâs before alex bagged her ð
username he really didnât waste any time
username all he had was a broken heart and faith in the universe
username my roman empire
pietra.pilao cuties ð¥°
landonorris donât encourage this ð¡
pietra.pilao leave them alone ð
username my girlfriend (and alexâs)
ynnorris so much for taking things slow
alex_albon ð
#alex albon#alex albon x reader#alex albon one shot#alex albon imagine#alex albon fluff#f1 x reader#f1#formula one#formula one x reader#alex albon x y/n#alex albon x you#alex albon fanfic#kensington tillo#aa23#smau#alex albon smau#f1 smau#formula 1 smau#social media au#norris!reader#norris!reader x alex albon#norris reader#norris reader x alex albon#arctic monkeys
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I have some story for you. Why I love UK people. I visit in holiday for one week with Bojan. We visit one bar and thereâs one guy maybe 10-years-old or something. And heâs singing there, heâs from the UK. He sing, very good you know, good voice. Then he coming and the Bojan come: âhey you are a very good singer, you are a Superstar!â Then his father see us, the big man: âyo what the fuck??â He coming like that, and Bojan: âhey I try to explain that your son very good singerâ. And the father: *british accent by KÀÀrijÀ* HEâS A FUCKING FIGHTER ð¥ð€ºð¥ HEâS A FUCKING BOXING ð€ð»ð¡ð¢ð¯ïžâ And the boy, then really the boy starts: âð€ºð€Œââïžð¥ð¢ð¥ð€ð»â. And Bojan and me just: ðïžððïž What the fuck ð³. No singer, only boxing ð€·ð»ââïž
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Recap of ACOSF
Since it might only be a decade more, or so, until Elain's book is out, I thought we all could use a recap of ACOSF.
Azriel: *obsessed* what happened to Elain?
Cassian: *showing Nesta all his cards at once*
Azriel: *scandalized* in front of my dinner!? ð±
Cassian: *instructing* hands on the headboard ð
Azriel: *increasingly obsessed* remember that time I saved Elain?Â
Amren: *cranky* will you shut the fuck up!?
Lucien: *snarl!* but also, did I tell you about Vassa?
Azriel: *sleep deprived from emo glaring at tylenol* sure, bro, but Elain though? *emo glaring at tylenol*
Elain: *Impressed* definitely smash! *smiles shyly* ðžâºïžðž
Azriel: ð€¯ð« ðµâð« *wants and needs and razor-sharp thoughts*
Nesta, Emerie, Gwyn: ððœââïžð€žââïžð§ââïž
Elain: *sassy* should I tend to my little garden forever? ðžð¡ðž
Azriel's shadows: *gathering in the corner* ð got your back, baby ð
Rhys: *yells at Nesta*
Nesta: *yells at Rhys*
Mor: *the only one actually working*
Feyre: Uhm.. Hi guys!
Nesta, Gwyn, Emerie: *taken to the Blood Rite* Oh no!
Cassian: *hyperventilating* kfospeirjfksoskebfekow!!
Azriel: *~Elain though~* Relax, bro. Now where's Eris?
Koschei: *eyeing Azriel spookily with intent* will I actually get any page time, though?
Nesta, Gwyn, Emerie: *engaging in various forms of ass kickery* ð€ºð€ºð€º
Azriel and Elain: *gazing chargedly at each other* ð€©ð€©
Nesta: *knowingly* is that supposed to be a secret? ð
Koschei: *offended* am I a joke to you all?
Azriel: *finally lost his mind* I need to know what the skin of her neck tastes like. What those perfect lips taste like. Her breasts. Her sex. I NEED HER COMING ON MY TOoONGUuUEEee!!! ð¥µð¥µ also, please don't look down, Elain dear *pants straining*
Elain: *Impressed* definitely smash! *glowing like the sun at dawn* Put it on me. ðžððž
Azriel: *on his knees, internally* ð« ð«
Rhys: *stressed out High Lord* well, actually... ð€
Azriel: *raging in an icy manner* ð¡
Elain: *unbothered queen* Find me when you wish to begin.Â
Koschei: *increasingly offended* I am a joke to you all!!
And then Feyre had a baby, Nesta found the troves and Koschei got some page time. The end.Â
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I BELIEVE THE SUN SHOULD NEVER SET. luke hughes x f!reader
you leave for tour and luke doesnât like it + your bandmate taunts him (bandmate3s name is lacy , part of the lore but i do not call her that in this)
another luke with rockstar gf thank you
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lukehughes donât goâŠâŠ come backâŠ.. plsâŠ. ð
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user12 bros acting like she went to war
bandmate2 𫵠loser ð«µð«µ
yourusername babe⊠i left 20 minutes ago
lukehughes 20 minutes too long ðð
bandmate2 𫵠loser ð«µð«µ
yourusername youâre such a hater ð
user87 sheâs so beautiful and for what
user45 they make me sick ð€¢
user82 the way heâs holding onto her ð£ when will it be me
johnmarino @.yourusername please come back heâs gonna be insufferable
yourusername sorry i have a job to do ð€š
user66 i paid for my tickets with blood and i will see her live ð€ð¡
user93 do i want him or her?
user2 boaf
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yourusername thank you new york ð€ðž
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bandmate3 youâre so hot
bandmate3 break up with your boyfriend iâm right here ð
lukehughes ð€º BACK ð€ºð€º BACK I SAY ð€º
bandmate3 kissing her as we speak ð€
lukehughes FUCK UOU FUCJ YOU
lukehughes baby call me please
lukehughes babe
user9 Luke Hughes I Am You
user77 WOOF WOOF WOOFFOWOFOWWOFF
jackhughes @.yourusername please answer his calls heâs almost crying
bandmate3 sheâs busy ð€
lukehughes WHATHRFUCJ
user5 luke losing it in the comments ðð
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bandmate3 @.lukehughes kisses babe
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lukehughes im gna kills yiu
user51 he's typing through the tears ððð
user49 this is sofunny ðð
lukehughes why would you do this
lukehughes tell her to answer my calls
bandmate1 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
lukehughes DO YOU KNOW WHEREHSHE IS????
bandmate1 LMFAOOOOOOOOO
lukehughes wjat did i ever do ot you
jackhughes he's crying
user30 this is very entertaning ðð
user48 (name) PLEASE give me a chance PLEASE
lukey <3
baby
baby please
pick up the phone babe
haha
donât let that EVIL WITCH take you from me
i love you
pls
babe
babydoll <3
luke what
oh my god
evil witch ðð you two are so dramatic
lukey <3
facetime? pls
babydoll <3
ofc ð€
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lukehughes @.bandmate3 fuck you shes mine
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bandmate3 not for long ð¹
#writing#luke hughes imagine#luke hughes x reader#nhl x you#nhl x reader#nhl imagine#nhl insta edit#when i tell you this took me days ? and for what?
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WHAT IF WE ð§ââïžð§ââïž WERE FATED CHILDHOOD ENEMIES ð¡ð€º FROM ð¹RIVAL FAMILIESð¹BOTH ALIKE IN PETTINESSð BUTâïž WE ð FELL IN LOVE IN HIGH SCHOOL ðð BUT âïžâïžWE COULD NOT COMMUNICATE ð
ð«ð¶ FOR SHIT AND WE BROKE UP FOREVERððšâ°ïž UNLESSSSS ONE OF USð§ââïž GOT SICK ðïž AND FEVERISHð¡ïžð€ðAND WE WERE STILL IN LOVE AND ONE OF US SAID, TEARFULLYð, ITâS REALLY YOU JIWONð¥ºð¥¹AND WE KISSEDð
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ImagineâŠ
Strawhats that are super protective of reader.
Like, theyâve just docked on an island, and reader has a bit of a tendency to just wander off because their attention span is equal to âša squirrelâš, so when the group notices they send Usopp to fetch the reader since heâs the one that has essentially a random built-in-(Y/N)-GPS-tracker â cue Usopp turning the corner with an absolutely horrifiedâ¢ïž face â
Usopp: (Y/N) is being hit on by a creep! ð±
Zoro: ð¡âïžð¡ïžð€º
Nami: ð€¬ð€ð
ââïž
Luffy: ððð€
Sanji: ðŠµðŠµð€ð¡ð¡
And then when they pull up theyâre strutting like the most dangerous thugs ever, faces angry and ready to beat someone to a pulp; and reader just facepalms because âguys⊠I was just asking him how much these apples cost.â
This happens a lot more often than not.
#opla#one piece#opla luffy#opla x reader#opla sanji#opla zoro#one piece live action#x reader#opla luffy x reader#opla nami#yes this was inspired by THAT SCENE in jjk#might write a blurb of this idkkk
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LURKiNG ! [smau]
PAIRING ! model!reader x kylian (fc: vinetria)
SYNOPSiS ! in which [y/n] is a quiet, shy model, but someway, somehow, has piqued kylian's interest.
A/N ! i have nothing much to say. kinda sucks since i rushed it a bit, but ill post pt 2 if i can tmrrw
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user1 what type of cryptic ass caption is THAT ?!
user2 i don't like this ð
neymarjr but when i picked the photo for you to post, you left me on read ð€š
k.mbappe because your choice was obviously wrong ð
user3 HIS ARMS!!!!!!!
user4 i want him so bad omfg-
user5 is everyone thinking what i'm thinking?
user6 yes. *runs to twitter* user7 no!!!! STAYð€º AWAYð€º FROMð€º [Y/N]ð€º
sergioramos hermanito looking bonito ð€©
k.mbappe thank you brother ð€© user8 aye yai yai !! bromance is bromancing!!!
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sportsgossip famous model [y/n] [l/n] spotted today at psg's home game against marseille! is she here for someone ð ? let us know your thoughts ð€©
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jesuis_yn y'all look too much into everything ð€£ i was dragged by my friend, and that's it <3 ð pinned
user1 [y/n]... you're not really fighting your case here ð
user2 and she said she wasn't dating kylian ð
user3 what if.......... she's just there to watch FOOTBALL ??? ð€¯
user4 highly unlikely... she hasn't shown much interest in sports as a whole lol
user5 @/jesuis_yn using the oldest excuse in the book. WE ARE SMARTER THAN THAT YN!!!!!!
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jesuis_yn latest shoot ð
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user1 MARRY ME BABE
user2 KYLIAN! LEAVE! NOW! ð¡
user3 lordd this man is still here??
user4 IM THE ONE FOR YOU [Y/N] <3333333
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jesuis_yn thank youu ð <3 user5 ????????????? user6 what if i just....... yk........ user7 IT'S HAPPENING!???!! STAY CALM!! user8 kylian's simping went to a good cause ð user9 IM SOBBING user10 this is so out of the blue, my heart can't take this ð
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k.mbappe ð·: â€
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user1 SOFT LAUNCH???
user2 IT'S SO CRYPTIC BUT WE KNOW!! WE KNOW!!!
user3 MY PARENTS ARE TOGTHER FINALLY ððð
user4 WHEN?? WHAT?? HOW??
user5 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
ethanmbappe so that's where u went... ð§
k.mbappe yup ð
user6 crying screaming throwing up.
user7 matching captions.... where can i find love like this? :')
user8 kylian is going to steal my poor shy bae. I WAS THE ONE FOR YOU [Y/N]!!!
user9 get help with immediate effect pls.
neymarjr OH!
k.mbappe ð
#work de aechii ð«§#kylian mbappe x you#kylian mbappe x reader#kylian mbappe imagines#kylian x reader#kylian imagines#kylian mbappe#kylian mbappe romance#kylian mbappe angst#kylian mbappe drabbles#kylian mbappe headcanons#football imagines#footballer x reader#footballer x you#kylian fanfic#kylian x you#kylian mbappe oneshots#mbappe x reader
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My dash :
Gax ð¡ð ð¢
Horner v Wolff ð€ºð¿âïžâ°ïž
Gax ðªð«â ïž
Leclerc bros ð¥°ð¯ðâºïžð
Gax ð€ð¥â¡ð
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Okay but like walking across ð¶ââïž the sitting room ððª I turn the television ðº on ð sitting beside you I look into your eyes ðïž as the sound ðŒ of motor cars ð fade in the night time ð I swear I saw your face change ð² it didnât seem quite right ð€ and itâs hello babe! ð with your guardian eyes so blue ð hey my baby ð¶ðŒ dont you know our love â€ïž is true ð« coming closer ð¬ with our eyes ðïž a distance falls around our bodies â¬
ïžâ¡ïž out in the garden 𪎠the moon ð seems very bright ð¡ six 6ïžâ£ saintly shrouded men âïž move across the lawn ð¡ slowly the seventh walks in front ð¶ââïžð¶ââïžð¶ââïž with a torch ðŠ held high in hand ð€ and itâs hey babe! ðð¶ðŒ your suppers waiting for you ð hey my baby! ðð¶ðŒ donât you know our love â€ïž is true ð« Iâve been so far from here ð far from your loving arms ð itâs good to feel you again 𥰠itâs been a long long time â³âïžâŠ hasnât itð€âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ I know ð€ a farmer ðšâðŸ who looks after a farm ðŸ with water clear ð§ he cares for all his harvest ð¥ I know ð€ a fireman ðšâð who looks after the fire ð¥âŠ cant you see heâs fooled you all ð yes itâs him again ð€¯ can you see heâs fooled you all ð¢ share his peace â®ïž sign the lease ð heâs a super sonic scientist ðšð»âð¬ heâs the guaranteed eternal sanctuary man ð look! ð look into my mouth ð he cries ð£ïž and all the children ð§ðŒ passed down many paths ð€ïž I bet my life youâll walk inside ð¶ââïž hand in hand ð§âð€âð§ gland in gland ðµâð« with a spoonful ð¥ of miracle ðïž itâs the guaranteed eternal sanctuary ð (we will rock you 𪚠rock you 𪚠little snake ð we will keep you snug âºïž and warm ðâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ wearing feelings ð on our faces ðââïž while our faces took a rest ðŽð we walked across the fields ðŸ to see the children ðŠðŒ of the west ð§ but there was a host of dark skinned warriors ð€º standing still below the ground ðð» ð waiting for battle! âïž fights begun theyâve been released ð¡ killing for for peace â®ïž bang bang bang! ð¥ bang bang bang! ð¥ and theyâve given me a wonderful potion 𧪠but I cannot contain my emotion ð and even though Iâm feeling good ð ð something tells me ð§ I better activate my prayer ð capsule ð todays the day ð to celebrate ð the for have met their fate 𪊠the order for rejoicing 𥳠and dancing ðº has come from our warlord ð€ŽâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ wandering through the chaos 𥟠the battle has left âïž we climb up the mountain of human flesh ð» to a plateau of green grass ðïž and green trees ð³ full of life ðïž a young figure ðŠ sits still by a pool ð heâs been stamped human bacon ð¥ by some butchery tool ðª he is you 𫵠social security ð§ââïž took care of this lad we watch ð in reverence as narcissus ð is turned to a flower ðž a flower? ðž âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ if you go down â¬ïž to willow farm ð³ to look for butterflies ðŠ flutterbyes gutter flies 𪰠open your eyes ðïž itâs full of surprise ð² eye one lies like a fox ðŠ on the rock 𪚠in the musical box ð¶ðŠ thereâs mum and dad ðšâð§ð©âð§ and good and bad ðð and everyone happy to be here ð thereâs Winston Churchill dressed in drag ð he used to be a British flag ð¬ð§ plastic bag ðïž what a drag ð the frog was a prince ð«
the prince was a brick 𧱠the brick was an egg ð³ the egg was a bird ðŠ
have you heard ð yes! Weâre happy as fish ð and gorgeous and geese ðŠ¢ and wonderful clean in the morning 𧌠weâve got everything ð€ weâre growing everything ð± weâve got some in â¬
ïž weâve got some out â¡ïž weâve got some wild things ð¹ floating about ðŽïževeryone ðŠð©ð§ weâre changing everyone ð§ you name them all weâve had them here ð and the real stars are still to appear! âïžð€© feel your body melt ð« mum ð© to mud 𪱠to mad ð¡ to dad ðšð» dad diddly office âïž dad diddly office âïž youâre all full of ball ð dad ðšð» to dam ðŠ« to dumb ð to mum ð© mom diddly washing 𧜠mom diddly washing 𧜠youâre all full of ball ð let me hear you lies ð weâre living this up ð to the eyes ð mama I want you now! ð©
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