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gotchibam Β· 5 hours ago
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Chikorita ko-fi doodle for anonymous! ❄️
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mimpinightmare Β· 2 days ago
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Going CRAZY! Jinx looks Stunning!!! THIS IS PERFECT!!!! βœ¨πŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ’œβœ¨
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I finished it
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monochrome-sunsets Β· 1 day ago
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my fav XB v. Mumbo case bits
"Objection!" "On what basis?" "On the objection basis!" "Sustained."
"I will object, this outfit reminds me of Angus Young and I like that." "QUIET, FORMER CONVICT OF THE COURT!"
"This maaaaaannnnn... has no dexterity. I don't even know how he made it to this court."
"I'm thinking of pulling a curveball. We're installing....... a jury."
"As co-owner of-" [LOUD YAWN] "Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You're doing great 😊πŸ₯°πŸ˜"
"I'm so confused, I don't understand the law."
"OBJECTION!!! He was mean :("
"Yeah, back in your jail cell. I mean your chair >:)"
"......Am I able to represent myself?"
"Maybe he's more dexteritous than we thought."
"Here in AMERICA.... Mr Beans......"
"ITS CALLED MINECRAFT WE'RE ALL MINERS YOU FOOL"
"Scar, if I was to single out Cub, do you think that would go well for me?" "........I CALL CUB TO THE STAND!!!"
[All court proceedings stop for Bdubs to do a magic trick]
"I have a bit of tinnitus, so if we could get a doctor working on that...."
"Can't prosecute success 😏"
"He literally owns a mine, so maybe mention that, Scar?" "....He has a character that mimes things??" "NO-"
"That's not how sound works!" "OBJECTION!" "I'm objecting on physics!"
"Please step forward onto the punishment carpet." [PIT OPENS]
"As I was saying... uhm... uhgggghh, what was I saying before they all died and stuff..."
"Obviously I'm super successful regardless of the noise and everyone else being poor is just a skill issue. Right, cooooollllll, I think that was it."
"Do you have your law license?" "I do not, your honor." "Okay, then what are you talking for????"
"If this case is lost from our side..... all hope is lost.... because it's lost anyways."
"Here's my verdict... and my punishment, btw......" "Ohh well. Punishment probably implies what the verdict may well be."
[LOUD GIDDY GIGGLES] "Are you celebrating???? Don't celebrate!" "Oh, no sir, I was just crying."
"Mumbo, I sentence you to be the server's butler for two weeks. In hopes that you will learn manners."
"Docm77, you will be sentenced to TWENY FOUR HOURS AGAIN!!!! IN THE SKYBLOCK"
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pha55ed Β· 3 days ago
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Nonsense Christmas || F1/F2
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type :: smut!
tw/cw :: smut!, hot women in minimal clothing!!!, sexual jokes,
contains :: carlos, charles, lando, oscar, max (no smut yet!) , ollie, paul, pepe (no smut yet!)
summary :: you get offered to do a photoshoot for christmas which is awesome! but the drivers then find out it's a lingerie shoot and lose their minds
xmas celly here! || f1 masterlist || f2 masterlist
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Carlos Sainz | 55
yourusername : so excited to announce my collab with savage x fenty! this design is so cute and perfect for girlys to surprise their bfs (or gfs) in! which is what im doing rn! hi carlos πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Š
β†’ user 01: OH MY GAWWWD??? JAW ON THE FLOOR
βŽ―β†’ user 02: Carlos gotta be able to fight or else imma snatch her away
β†’ carlossainz55: you look lovely! (answer the phone now)
βŽ―β†’ yourusername: thank you!! (no, im scared
β†’ user 03: her face card is so lethal
β†’ user 04: she's this generations it girl omfg
The second you answered his calls, Carlos was hyperventilating. It was like you could practically hear how feral he was going after seeing your photoshoot. You couldn't help but smile at the thought of him going crazy. Your surprise went perfectly!
"I'm coming home now," He says sternly, "Unlock all the doors, I'm running in."
"Well that doesn't sound very safe." You say, trying to joke with him. Thank god he couldn't see you in person or else he would see how wide you were grinning at his words.
"Oh shut up, wait for me on the bed" He says as he hangs up.
You did your job and now all you had to do was wait- Oh my fucking god he's at the door already. You can't even say anything before he's all up on you, getting ready to berate you for looking too good for the world's eyes.
"I missed you" He mumbles as he kisses your neck eagerly. His hands roaming down to your ass, giving it a squeeze which makes you laugh. But he's not smiling at all. You knew what was gonna happen and you didn't care.
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Charles Leclerc | 16
yourusername : the victoria secret winter showcase was such a blast! loved seeing all my girls again and esp all you guys! i wouldn't be here without you <3 happy holidays to all
β†’ user 01: MOTHER IS BACK!!!!
βŽ―β†’ user 02: Literally the best walk in the whole show
β†’ charles_leclerc: i will go to war for you
βŽ―β†’ user 03: she awoken his primal instincts
β†’ user 04: will we see you again??? u were SLAYINGGG
βŽ―β†’ yourusername: duh! see you next year <3
β†’ user 04: she's beautiful, humble, and with a rich boyfriend? when is it my turn
The second you got off stage, Charles was doing his absolute best to compose himself. Seeing you still in your lingerie set, cute little hat and gloves made him pants feel so tight. You kept wanting to say goodbye to all the girls, thanking the staff, being your usual self. This is the one time Charles was wishing you would keep your mouth shut and rush home.
Once you both were out, he rushed you into the car. But not the passenger seat, instead he pushed you into the back seats. He quickly followed you, unbuckling his belt and staring at your body.
"Charles!" You say, shocked at how desperate this man was. "We can't! People are gonna see-"
"And?" He says as he rips his belt off and begins to unbutton his shirt. "My windows are tinted, amor, no one will see."
He's hands are quick, instantly getting your clothes off too. Once he saw the same white lacy set you were wearing earlier, he can't help but grin like crazy. He was worshipping the ground you walked on. Practically licking your footsteps.
"I'm so so lucky," He groans, his hands caresses your body with such care. "So so lucky."
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Lando Norris | 04
yourusername : skim's winter collection is out!!! And I'm part of it! So happy to show off these sets to the world ❀️
β†’ user 01: body is TEAAAA
βŽ―β†’ user 02: the body of my dream fr fr
β†’ landonorris: but when i wear ur bras I'm a slut???
βŽ―β†’ yourusername: u got no boobs to deserve a bra
βŽ―β†’ landonorris: so ur calling me skinnyyyyyyy?
β†’ user 03: slayed so hard that dinosaurs r extinct
βŽ―β†’ yourusername: don't blame me for that :(
β†’ user 04: can't believe lando is just... joking around... do u think this is a fucking game? you think this is funny? i will steal your girl and propose and start a family of 5.
βŽ―β†’ landonorris: trust me, we're gonna be a family of 5 once i'm home
And he wasn't joking about that comment because you two have been at it for almost an hour at this point. He was flipping you from position to position just to make sure he got every single angle of you in this lingerie set. Doggy, missionary, cowgirl, all sorts of positions that even Sabrina Carpenter hasn't tried.
He already cummed once too, but he was so horny that he was instantly recharged. Thankfully he was sane enough to help clean you up before pounding you once again. But that was the only break you had. You couldn't help but just feel bad for your neighbors for having to hear you two go wild.
But Lando isn't a monster! He knows that it can hurt after going for so long. So while your whining, begging him to slow down or give you a break for minute, he simply just reaches for the bedside drawer. He whips out a fat tube of lube and squirts some onto his dick before quickly getting back to work.
"L-Love you," He mumbles as he keeps thrusting in and out "Love you so much, ahh"
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Oscar Piastri | 81
yourusername: let my inner princess out for Victoria Secret's Santa Baby collection! every piece is so precious, just like all the crew members and girls πŸ’‹
β†’ user 01: literally a goddess
βŽ―β†’ user 02: blessed by aphrodite herself
βŽ―β†’ user 03: she IS aphrodite
βŽ―β†’ yourusername: don't curse me girl πŸ™…β€β™€οΈπŸ™…β€β™€οΈ
β†’ user 04: ur such a ball of sunshine UGHHHH
β†’ user 05: i pray this doesn't get on my bf's feed
β†’ user 06: can oscar fight?
βŽ―β†’ oscarpiastri: no but i can dox you
You know "Jealous" by Nick Jonas? That's exactly how he's feeling right now. Seeing everyone admire not just your body but how lovely your energy is was making him want to burn the entire building down. He was so supportive of your being a model, how could he gate keep your beauty from the world?
But now, oh god he hates this. He rushes you both home after the shoot and instantly lays you on the bed. His mind is racing yet he's not saying much to you.
"Oscar?" You ask him, looking up at him from the bed. Which instantly makes his dick throb, something you see through his pants. Even just saying his name might drive him to the edge.
"If I cover you in hickies, you can't work anymore, right?" He says, taking off your top and rushing to unbutton your jeans.
"Don't do that," You say trying to sound stern but you did love the idea. "You know I have another shoot soon!"
"You have foundation," He says as he begins to kiss down your neck and pressing harsh circles on your clit "You'll live." He says as he pushes your panties to the side. Your breathing hitches, knowing how good he was with his fingers.
"Unless," He pulls his hands away and looks down at you. "you really don't want to?"
But he knows you want it, he just wanted to hear you say it. To know you were as needy for him that he was for you.
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Max Verstappen | 01
yourusername: i WOULD be freezing cold but thank god for the skims fleece bodysuits!! happy holidays to all! may ur pussys be warm and used ⛷️
β†’ user 01: (Y/N)?!?!?!1 THE CAPTION
βŽ―β†’ user 02: i need to know if kim's reaction to this 😭
β†’ user 03: literally like a barbie doll
β†’ user 04: looked at myself and sighed
βŽ―β†’ yourusername: stalked ur page and found ur facebook, GIRL u go to stanford, have a nice ass house, AND A LETHAL ASS FACECARDDDD hush ur mouth, ur lovely
βŽ―β†’ user 04: omg thank you??!?!?!?!! 😭😭
βŽ―β†’ user 05: she's the ultimate girls-girls
β†’ user 06: if max doesn't comment soon i'mma assume she's free for me
β†’ maxverstappen1: sorry i was drooling, im only commenting to scare user 06 away
βŽ―β†’ user 06: im gonna hex you.
Smut coming soon! So tired :”) I’m sorry! MWAH 🫢 Come back tomorrow !
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Oliver Bearman | 87
yourusername: so so so happy to modeling the newest set for my bestie's brand! i'm wearing... nothing... πŸ˜‰ the real sets come out in a week! stay tuned MWAH
β†’ user 01: my whole face is PINK omg
βŽ―β†’ user 02: my tip is RED
βŽ―β†’ user 03: oh...
βŽ―β†’ user 02: i'm a girl, dw
β†’ user 03: ... start an onlyfans... please.... please please please
β†’ user 04: oh my godddddd, i dropped the keys to my 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO, oh I'm so clumsy! (I'm 6'0 too) (and pretty funny)
βŽ―β†’ olliebearman: and i drive for ferrari, at 6'1, whilst cracking jokes
Ollie knows his worth, he knows he's a highly sought after man. But he's never felt more insecure than now, reading your comments filled with not just men but also girls?! He had to fight off both sides, which made him feel even more weary that his girlfriend is so desired.
So the only way for him to stop his insecurities was easy! Just fuck it out of his system, duh! So now, you're stuck bent over in doggy style in the shower. Why the shower? Because he knew he would make an absolute mess out of you.
He's pounding into you, making loud slaps against the walls. It echos throughout the entire bathroom. You're sure your neighbors can hear but there's not much you can do. You're stuck being a moaning mess while he's holding onto your hips for dear life.
As if that wasn't enough, he leaned forward to whisper into your ear. "Never, never again..." He says, breathing heavy from being so tired, yet his body was moving on his own. "No one can see you like this, ever."
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Paul Aron | 17
yourusername: "angel?" set is out now! so proud to be part of the process for thisπŸͺ½ i did, indeed, feel like an angel
β†’ user 01: mind you this is my first impression of you... and i'm following asap
βŽ―β†’ user 02: i was prepared to fight u for a second
β†’ user 03: LAWWDDD??? I COULD TAKE A BITE OUTTA UR ASS
βŽ―β†’ user 04: enough ass to feed a whole family of 5
β†’ user 05: paul... count your days
βŽ―β†’ paularon_: what did i do???
βŽ―β†’ user 06: u better worship the ground she walks on
βŽ―β†’ paularon_: of course i do, that's my whole purpose
β†’ user 07: perfect body, gorgeous face, hot ass boyfriend, GOD HAS FAVORITES
Oh he's livid. Not because you did the shoot, how could he blame you for simply looking good? He knew he picked a baddie and was ready to take all the repercussions alongside it. But he was livid because the fans were practically drooling over you. He's a possessive guy, it's basically his middle name.
He won't get off you at all, as if he needs you like air. His comment was a lie, he was worshipping you just like he should. Leaving hickies all over your neck, sucking on your breast, fingering you until you cummed at least twice. And he's not even done.
It's like he's trying his best to tease himself for as long as possible. You see how huge his dick is, how it's practically drowning in it's own precum. But he refuses to fuck you until he knows you're satisfied.
He's mainly doing this because he knows he's going to cum fast. Just from giving you pleasure makes him want to cum already. Being inside would only make him last one thrust, maybe two if he's lucky.
You're tired, fucked out from his fingers and sore from his hickies. But he simply kisses your cheek before bringing his head down to your cunt.
"N-No," you say, so overstimulated and wanting to see him get pleasure too. "Paul, just... Just f-fuck me already"
"Shhh" He says, not giving a single care for what you have to say. As he licks your cunt. You shiver from the touch, already knowing you're going to stuck in that bed for hours.
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Pepe Marti | 21
yourusername: was i cold? 😣 yeah, but it was so worth it! loved working with the crew to take these breath-taking shots, i've never felt prettier πŸ’Œ
β†’ user 01: oh. my. GOD??????? THE BODY
βŽ―β†’ user 02: seeing her without a 10lbs hoodie hiding her is so weird but SO GOOD
βŽ―β†’ user 03: literally thought this was an entirely different girl
β†’ user 03: i'm putting u in my heart locket
βŽ―β†’ user 04: literally going to print this out onto my wall
β†’ user 05: pepe is so so SO FUCKING lucky
β†’ pepemartiofficial: my beautiful girl 😘
Smut coming soon! So tired :”) I’m sorry! MWAH 🫢 Come back tomorrow !
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heybrine Β· 3 days ago
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Cozy Simstmas Pack
Hiii everyone!
Finally I am back with this month pack! This month has been wildly busy in my RL, but I managed to finish this cute Christmas Pack! As always I have been inspired by some pics on pinterest to make some awesome decorations for your sims holidays!
I wanted this to be a super cozy living room, filled with classic decorations and warm candles to feel embraced by the christmas essence!
This pack has 20 items, more focused in christmas decor! I tried making a classic color pallete but also with some fun colors swatches too. I made a matching set of more classic sofa, loveseat and armchair. A wood coffee table in a more vintage style. And this ornated fireplace really won my heart! I also loved these small decors with super tiny cute and fun details (some you can only see zooming in really close to the objects lol).
I used some of my previous pack in these photos such as the wall panelling (from Le bistrΓ³ pack), curtains and rug (from Indonis bedroom pack) and stool table (from Indonis bathroom pack).
And also thank you all for following and supporting me this year I really appreciate it! We are over 4,700 now! Thank you all so so much! ❀️
Anyway I hope you like this as much as I do! Happy holidays, I wish you all a beautiful christmas and an amazing new year! πŸ˜ŠπŸŽ„βœ¨
You can always see more info on my patreon here!
If you wish, you can become a member and get early acess 😊 --- Public release on the 17th of January 2025
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carlostck Β· 2 hours ago
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@cable-salamdr @garmaballs @rainofthetwilight
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🎢 β™ͺ My wish for you,sweet happy life
May all your sorrows be gone, and your heart begin to sing
And if a wish can make it be,
I wish you spend every day of your happy life with me β™ͺ🎢
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gotchibam Β· 11 hours ago
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Shiny Espurr ko-fi doodle for @beskarmermaid! ❄️
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vaquerolvr Β· 2 days ago
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Road trip! Reader is Passenger Princess (due to them giving their man a heart attack everytime they drive 😊)
i am Still Suffering on my road trip. god save me. i wrote this in my notes app while stuck in traffic for three hours. the formatting and spelling are in the hands of Our Merciful Lord (tumblr)
price
refuses to let anyone else drive unless he’s on the verge of passing out
(probably the only one you can trust to drive tbh)
does the dad thing where he’ll stick out his hand to get some of your snacks
hates stopping for any reason, wants to get to the destination as quickly as possible
when he does get forced to take a break, he’s very upset about it
backseat driver, stresses everyone out
(gaz is tempted to tape his mouth shut)
claims he β€œisn’t tired” and β€œcan keep going” but is the first one to pass out when you stop at a hotel
gaz
passenger princess
if you try to get him to drive he’ll pretend to be sleepy
in charge of the music
(not because everyone likes his music but because he fought soap for the right)
hogs the phone charger
calls shotgun and will fistfight anyone he tries to take it from him
(he’ll let you have it if you want but he’ll be pouty about it)
ghost
another passenger princess (because no one trusts his driving)
the single time he’s allowed to drive, he nearly causes an accident ten minutes in
weakest bladder known to man
forces you to stop every hour
passes out after the first hour of driving
soap wakes him up when his snoring gets too loud and it causes another bout of smacking each other
takes photos of anything cool he spots on the road
(they all come out blurry but it’s the thought that counts)
soap
the only other one that price trusts to drive
decent driver, just has road rage at times
begs gaz to let him change the music (gaz always says no)
points out the scenery constantly
β€œlook, there’s cows!”
collects souvenirs from every gas station you stop at
plays road trip games (i spy, slug bug/punch buggy/whatever you call it)
he and ghost get in trouble when it devolves into them just hitting each other
has a stash of snacks and drinks that he’ll share if you ask nicely
is awake and yapping the entire drive
(gaz actually does tape his mouth shut)
alejandro
the exact opposite of price
likes to take his time and relax
will somehow turn a 10 hour drive into 15 hours
wants to stop at every roadside attraction he sees
you have to keep reminding him that you have somewhere to be or he’ll get lost on a side quest
souvenir guy, buys magnets and keychains
has cds that he likes to listen to
very chill but you might get stressed if you’re on a deadline
is insistent on being the driver but gets traumatized when he runs over a squirrel
β€œale, it wasn’t your fault. it was dark, you couldn’t see-β€œ
β€œI’M A MURDERER”
rudy
probably the best person to plan a road trip with
isn’t a maniac like price but isn’t as laidback as alejandro
likes to listen to random radio stations as he drives
is really bad about speeding
regularly goes at least 15-20 over the speed limit but is lucky enough to never get pulled over
uses road trips as an excuse to only eat junk food then regrets it when his stomach starts hurting
needs a day or two to recover afterwards because his back hurts from sitting for so long
graves
scarily organized
has an itinerary and follows it to the letter
wouldn’t let you drive even if you begged
if he gets tired he’ll just get one of the shadows to take over
honestly, most of the trip consists of the shadows entertaining you with their antics while graves drives
one of them gets left behind at a gas station and you have to drive back half an hour to pick him up. graves is pissed
makarov
do NOT try to take this man on a road trip
if you mention it, he’ll have plane tickets booked before you can even blink
cannot handle long drives, the most he can manage is an hour before he starts getting annoyed
keegan
the most stressful but also the most entertaining
demands control of the music but plays the weirdest shit
not the best driver but not the worst
he won’t crash at least and he’ll only get pulled over a few times
says the most out of pocket shit to get a reaction from you
β€œhow long do you think i can drive with my eyes closed?”
β€œKEEGAN NO-β€œ
keegan has been banished to the passenger’s seat.
nikolai
another guy who is good at road trips
great driver, you can sleep the whole ride and he won’t gaf
it’s kind of terrifying. you’ll wake up from another nap to find him staring dead-eyed at the road as he drives
secretly shoplifts something from every place you stop at
doesn’t admit it until you accidentally find his stash hidden in one of the bags
β€œsolnishko, you must understand. i need it.”
β€œyou do not need a keychain of a frog with a cowboy hat, nik!”
nikolai is now wanted for theft in every US state (and several countries)
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starlightwayfinder Β· 2 days ago
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πŸ₯ΉπŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
nothing will change your perspective on a character like someone who is batshit obsessed with them
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pangur-and-grim Β· 21 days ago
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
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verysadlesbian Β· 1 month ago
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I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
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thisisapaige Β· 6 days ago
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if you see this post you are obligated to reblog and tell me something good that happened to you this year
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sirphillipwithlove Β· 7 hours ago
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What kills me is that Rupert is a rake. He gets around, but when Taggie kisses him? He looks like he's inexperienced BECAUSE HE IS! He has never kissed someone that he actually has feelings for, and I think it shows! The shaking afterward and the way they both just don't know where to put their hands so they're all over the place? OOOO THIS IS SO GOOD 🫠
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TAGGIE O'HARA and RUPERT CAMPBELL-BLACK Rivals S01E08
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nessa007 Β· 23 days ago
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Ted Lasso + The Wizard of Oz
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crumplstiltskin Β· 4 months ago
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some doodle
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