#😂crack rp😂

[aprimesrpcorner]

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And yet, this time the Prime was hit by another Baguette, this time by Prowl he noticed.

He looked even more confused, where was everyone getting these baguettes?

“Prowl? You to?” He questioned the police car, he was going to have so much bread the kids wouldn’t even want them.

What was he going to do with all this bread?

[rohan-his-lordships-successor]

Additional leaked footage of you, Rohnie, and jamie

blinks concernedly

WTF by HUGEL(the TikTok audio) plays from somewhere in the background

[iobartach]

pov; a 6' 9'' mess of angry spider is clawing his way up the side of a building. what do you do?

[sacredflorist]

@obscureign said: "The pen is what you only deserved."

"Now I'm mad. You're just a meanie! I'll ask Tseng for an umbrella and he will say yes!"

[flamesofrebirths]

Magic-anon: Joshua uncarrots all the carrots by shoving them back into the dirt ⚠️ don't you dare delete else your blog will be chewed on ⚠️ ⚠️ ᕕ༼✿•̀︿•́༽ᕗ ⚠️

"This is... This is what freedom really feels like. I hope these carrots will stay there, and never come back." A dream coming true for the Dominant of the Phoenix. He will cherish this moment forever.

@holyguardian

[ofengineers]

picks her up and hauls her away from that boy-cid

At the second Cid picks her up, Mid won't stop moving her legs and hitting him with her fists. Not too strongly, but just enough so he would let her go back to the ground. "Daddy, let me go! I love him and I'm with him for good no matter what you say!" she insists with visible annoyance on her features. What is he really expecting, anyway ? She won't change her mind. She just knows Joshua is the one for her and Cid should be be happy about it.

@nabiaes

[bibibooks]

[valiantseeker]

[ @ultimateutopia, Edgar ]

"you're my number one hater? you're at mad at me island?? my new wrostie???"

Unprompted Ask | Always Accepting | @ultimateutopia

Locke shakes his head, feinting annoyance, but the truth is that he really can't prevent himself from laughing. "Will you really believe Relm's instead of me ?" He crosses his arms over his chest. "Unless you want to me your wrostie instead of bestie, but I would be very sad and disappointed." Is he being dramatic right now ? Probably, but it's totally to make his friend laugh.

[th-ramblr]

Just pauses in eating his burger and swivels his head to stare at the guy that just walked by talking about eagle-dolphin spirit animals and something about sexuality? Humans are weird.

[apocalypta-secundus]

"That feel when you want to throw Aizen into the trash, but you don't know where the man is-"

[mrs-monaghan]

https://www.tumblr.com/mrs-monaghan/726485076049821696/see?source=share

Thank you for calming some of my fears about this. This is stressing me out so much 😖

Do you have anything Jikook to share? It doesn't have to be about this, I just need some comfort right now.

This is really not something to bother you leave alone stress you? Antis annoy me yeah, but I never let them get to me. Ever. I refuse to let ANYONE affect my BTS experience. Leave alone my Jikook experience. I know what I know, have seen what I've seen, and it will take Jikook themselves to make me stop believing they're a couple. Not some rats on the Internet waiting to shit on Jikook any chance they get.

🙅🏽‍♀️

Of course there will always be Jikook moments to talk about. I'll throw some random shit at you. How's that? 😆😆

Random shit No.1 -> I made a post here about JK's type and Jimin's lips keep popping up on every sm recently so they've been on my mind. Which is y I remembered a tiny thing from Bon Voyage season 1 ep 1. Keeping in mind Jin and Jimin are the 2 members with full lips (and RM some but not as much as Jinmin) it would make perfect sense that they are the 2 JK would zoom in on when interviewing them

Thanks editors for the caption. 😜

Random shit No.2 -> Remember this post I made about Jikook living together, remember how I said it was weird Jimin was the only one who didn't have anywhere to live? Well recently this Karmy was talking about how hard it was for Jimin to leave his dorm life since he loves being around BTS sm

Then this Kjikooker chimmed in on how JK bought Jimin an apartment to make him feel better 🥺🥺🥺

So guess the theory is that JK is the one who bought Nine-one for them seeing as they were both living there. I mean if anyone should know its fans who live there, right?

When u really think about it, it all comes together because JK moving into Brunnen... a house owned by the company with furniture from the old dorm...proving just how temporary that place is...which again makes sense coz of the house he's building in Itaewon.....

While we are on topic, there is a moment missing on my living together post but we all know it very well.

If you pay close attention to Jimin you will notice him subtly lifting his eyebrow. Its so subtle that idek how people noticed. JK looks at Jimin while members are laughing at him and Jimin does that. 🤭 So yeah, that coupled up with the fact that they were all making fan of JK and his mattresses but Jimin who under normal circumstances would be part of the discussion was quiet as a church mouse. That was incredibly sus.

Random shit number 3-> is a tiny BV analysis coz we know how much i love those. Okay so JK climbs up a steep hill without cameras at the crack of dawn to get his baby some snow. We know all about that. So tkkrs the morons that they are, tried to claim this moment for themselves because JK showed the snow to V first and offered him to touch if he wanted to. But, aside from JK waiting for Jimin to come out, apart from him jumping up eagerly to show Jimin the snow, apart from him watching Jimin's face to see his reaction when he handed him said snow, and apart from editors saying point blank that JK got a gift for Jimin, we also have this;

Season 4 episode 3. Members play RPS and losers have to climb the hill and bring back snow.

Someone i dont remember who, says that the snow will melt

But JK who's a professional of bringing snow from mountains by now, chims in

He already knows its not gonna melt since he did it before. Now he says that and then looks at Jimin and keeps looking at him

Doesn't once break eye contact. This here makes it perfectly clear that he got the snow for Jimin and no one else. JK stares at his boyfriend for so long that Jimin has to look away/looks down 😂😂

And JK still looking at him 🤭🤭 This dude just makes me so happy to watch Jikookery stg 🤣🤣 what does he want from Jimin?

Random shit No.4 -> while we are talking about BV there is something that happens i had to take note of. Yoonmin are the ones who lost and had to go up the hill to get the snow. When the rest got back to the cabin, Jhope was making people this magic toast with his secret recipe. This shit was so funny y'all should be able to remember it. He was so proud of it 🤣🤣 Anyway, when Yoonmin got back, Jhope asked Jimin if he wanted his special toast.

But here comes the kicker. Jhope uses JK to convince Jimin to have the toast.

This, ladies and gentlemen are the reflexes i was talking about. It's not just Jikook keeping the secret that they are dating. It's the members too. And sometimes they will slip. Our president being the main culprit. 🤭🤭🤭 what does it matter that JK liked the toast? Suga and Jin had the toast too. Why is JK the member he uses to appeal to Jimin?

Random shit No.5 -> Is just this edit I like of Jimin having JK on a leash 😏😏

Random shit No.6 -> Is this photo of JK looking at Jimin.

That man is gone. His mind was elsewhere right then. Jeon Jungkook is a man in fucking love y'all. 😭😭😭😭

What's that? Different angle you say? Sure fam, I got you.

Random shit No.7 -> BH saying fuck you to the haters.

Random shit number 8 -> Jikook in Tokyo. The gift that keeps on giving. Here is a fan recounting

Here is that one time members were asked:

One more time from Jikook 🤗🤗

He he hee... and we have heard them call eo that many, many times.

Random shit No.9 -> NBD just sassy bfs in the soop

This is mostly for those who think Jimin is the only one who exudes this type of energy. 💅🏽💅🏽

Random shit No.10 -> This post wouldn't be complete without us going to the bedroom. 😏 Anygays, here is how Jikook look like when they're shouting in each other's briefcases

That is all... hope u feel better now... have a good one ✌🏽😘

[aprimesrpcorner]

(@rxng) Primus fucking KICKS DOWN THE GODDAMN DOOR

IS THAT A W E E D??

And as the literal god himself, kicks down the door, the prime looked over at him, blinking a bit as he was holding a crayon, assumably doing some form of art piece supposedly. "No this is a crayon-" Did they even actually have crayons? Who in the name of Primus right here even knew?

[rottenpumpkin13]

More Highlights From the SOLDIER Group Chat

• Every time someone makes a grammatical mistake and butchers the English language, Genesis sends a copy of the Rosetta stone.

• Kunsel changing the group chat name to The Bad Bitch Brigade™

• Angeal's phone and microphone are broken as hell, but he refused to buy a new phone while his still works, so all of his audio messages make him sound like a chipmunk.

• Roche accidentally sent his "most to least attractive" list to the group chat. Genesis was at the very bottom. Genesis didn't shut up for six hours.

• Every time Sephiroth is questioned about something uncomfortable he responds with a model-esque selfie.

Lazard: Sephiroth did you break the training room again???

Sephiroth: *sends a picture perfect selfie of himself basking in the sunlight*

• Zack using the group chat as his personal journal until Lazard told him to stop because "No one wants to hear about the sweet potato shaped like a penis you had for lunch, Zackary, nor do we want to hear about the life advice the drunkard in sector 7 keeps giving you"

• On a similar note, Genesis uses the group chat as his personal to-do list. Lazard also had him stop after the items started getting more and more concerning. The last straw was:

1) Buy fireworks

2) Buy enough duct tape to hold a grown man

3) Summon Sephiroth to the rooftop at midnight

• Director Lazard thought the "😂" emoji meant a sad crying face, so he sent "I regret to inform you all that Mrs. Helen Thompson from the finance office has passed away 😂 💀"

• The day Genesis changed the group chat name to "LOVELESS study club" and began sending his LOVELESS analysis. Everyone left the group chat immediately. Including Lazard.

• The morning everyone hurried to the group chat to see why there were 5K messages. It turns out Kunsel and Zack were RP-ing.

• Sephiroth not knowing that "I'm dying" means the person is laughing. He twice sent paramedics to Genesis's office.

• Angeal, the admin, getting drunk and changing everyone's screen names to something ridiculous.

Sephiroth, Genesis and Zack became Mommy Issues, Used To Eat Chalk When We Were Six, and Hedgehog On Crack.

• Upon figuring out how to change the group chat name, Sephiroth changed it to The Mystery Penis™ Is [Redacted] and then turned his phone off.

• Zack sending a joke picture of him and Kunsel holding hands. Kunsel has hairy fingers so Angeal immediately responds with "WHAT DID YOU DO TO AERITH?"

• Sephiroth learns he doesn't need to respond to every messages and can instead use the reaction feature. This leads to gems such as:

Sephiroth reacted to - Genesis: SEPHIROTH, YOU LIMP DICK, DID YOU TELL LAZARD THAT I STOLE THE POPCORN MACHINE IN THE BREAK ROOM???: 👍

• Angeal changing the group chat name to "Dr. Phil audition tapes"

• Roche selling a used hair dryer and advertising it on the group chat as "USED HAIR, GOOD CONDITION, $20 GIL FREE SHIPPING

• That of course is followed by a mass advertisment spam where everyone is trying to sell their used products. Genesis in particular gets removed from the group chat for "ASSORTED TOYS, NEVER USED, SOLD TO ADULTS ONLY, $ 50 GIL A PIECE + AUTOGRAPH

• Genesis being removed allows Zack to advertise "BOX OF RANDOM SHIT I STOLE FROM GENESIS'S APARTMENT"

• Cloud, an infantryman who's secretly been a part of the group this whole time, finally outs himself the day Reno is discovered to be hiding in the group chat undercover.

• He sent this image:

[iobartach]

Don't mind him. Just out for an evening scuttle.

[sacredflorist]

❛❛ Aerith ! You won't believe what happened to-- ❜❜ tale is interrupted as soon as he passes through the church gates. Scarcely a step was taken inside and he is hit with an all too familiar green glow. Cure ? What was she using that for ? And why on him ? Did she need a a training dummy ? Though he must admit … he feels significantly better than he was just a second ago, strange ! Zack blinks, boots now planted to the wooden tiles as he awaits the spell to do its work-- no less confused about the action and her motive behind it … ❛❛ … hello to you too ? ❜❜ // JXJSJDJDK

Unprompted Ask | Always Accepting | @fcrir

Zack has a very, very high pain tolerance. Way too high for his own good, actually because he never realizes when he is injured. And Aerith wants to help him somehow. Maybe someday he'll even agree to let her accompany her on the battlefield and be his personal healer and support member. But she has decided to do something for him, in the mean time. At the moment he enters the church, she casts Cure on him. If he was injured doing his mission, it should make him feel better now.

"Zack!" she exclaims happily as she approaches him, her bright smile shining on her lips. "It's officially your safe haven! A good Cure right on you when you come in, to make sure your injuries  — if you have any  — are healed!" she explains way too proudly as she claps her hands together. "Feeling better now, mmh ?" She's teasing him... just a bit! "Now... what did you want to tell me ?"

[flamesofrebirths]

@resurrites said: "Rizz up."

Joshua blinks a few times. Is it happening again ? Is he asleep ? What is going on this time ? Is it even real ? It's not the first time there is another version of himself talking to him like this. But this time, he's even more confused. What does Rizz up mean ? He has never heard such words before. Most of the time, when people talk to him, it's to tell him to be careful or to take care of himself. He feels like it's not what it means this time.

"Rizz... up ?" he repeats, blinking again before he shakes his head. "How am I supposed to... rizz up ?" Well, if only he knew what it means. He really is clueless, and he hates it. He's used to be in control, but it's because he's used to focus on his duties and to not have time for anything else. "Should I... go somewhere ? Should I... say something ?" He runs a hand through his hair. "What does it mean, actually ?"