#😂crack rp😂

[aprimesrpcorner]

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And yet, this time the Prime was hit by another Baguette, this time by Prowl he noticed.

He looked even more confused, where was everyone getting these baguettes?

“Prowl? You to?” He questioned the police car, he was going to have so much bread the kids wouldn’t even want them.

What was he going to do with all this bread?

[aprimesrpcorner]

And of course the prime keeps spraying at the infected Cybertronian. He wondered if in there, Minimus was laughing about this?

“No, not until you behave, and stop eating Smokescreen’s arm, that’s not food.”

Yes he had heard of that ordeal, but he held the spray bottle, spraying another time at the Mech, it was time to learn to behave b-!

But neither of them were leaving anytime soon then it looked like.

((Mun: This is totally a serious starter :D))

Optimus upon hearing of all the chaos that this so called Ultra Magnus was causing, had come prepared for this said information.

“No Ultra Magnus, bad, bad infected Magnus.”

And of course, the prime actually had a spray bottle in his servo, how did he get one so big? No one would know. But he sprayed the other in the face, and kept spraying whenever the other snapped back at him for it.

He hisses, climbing up onto the nearest object such as a giant couch, tendrils thrashing in annoyance as the water gets spattered all over his frame.

"NOOOOO-- LET ME BE THE BIG BAD EVIL GUY!.."

He growls in annoyance, all of his spikes are on end, nope, he's not coming down from his couch perch till Optimus leaves!

[rohan-his-lordships-successor]

Additional leaked footage of you, Rohnie, and jamie

blinks concernedly

WTF by HUGEL(the TikTok audio) plays from somewhere in the background

[iobartach]

pov; a 6' 9'' mess of angry spider is clawing his way up the side of a building. what do you do?

[sacredflorist]

@obscureign said: "The pen is what you only deserved."

"Now I'm mad. You're just a meanie! I'll ask Tseng for an umbrella and he will say yes!"

[flamesofrebirths]

Magic-anon: Joshua uncarrots all the carrots by shoving them back into the dirt ⚠️ don't you dare delete else your blog will be chewed on ⚠️ ⚠️ ᕕ༼✿•̀︿•́༽ᕗ ⚠️

"This is... This is what freedom really feels like. I hope these carrots will stay there, and never come back." A dream coming true for the Dominant of the Phoenix. He will cherish this moment forever.

@holyguardian

[ofengineers]

picks her up and hauls her away from that boy-cid

At the second Cid picks her up, Mid won't stop moving her legs and hitting him with her fists. Not too strongly, but just enough so he would let her go back to the ground. "Daddy, let me go! I love him and I'm with him for good no matter what you say!" she insists with visible annoyance on her features. What is he really expecting, anyway ? She won't change her mind. She just knows Joshua is the one for her and Cid should be be happy about it.

@nabiaes

[bibibooks]

[valiantseeker]

[ @ultimateutopia, Edgar ]

"you're my number one hater? you're at mad at me island?? my new wrostie???"

Unprompted Ask | Always Accepting | @ultimateutopia

Locke shakes his head, feinting annoyance, but the truth is that he really can't prevent himself from laughing. "Will you really believe Relm's instead of me ?" He crosses his arms over his chest. "Unless you want to me your wrostie instead of bestie, but I would be very sad and disappointed." Is he being dramatic right now ? Probably, but it's totally to make his friend laugh.

[th-ramblr]

Just pauses in eating his burger and swivels his head to stare at the guy that just walked by talking about eagle-dolphin spirit animals and something about sexuality? Humans are weird.

[apocalypta-secundus]

"That feel when you want to throw Aizen into the trash, but you don't know where the man is-"

[aprimesrpcorner]

(@rxng) Primus fucking KICKS DOWN THE GODDAMN DOOR

IS THAT A W E E D??

And as the literal god himself, kicks down the door, the prime looked over at him, blinking a bit as he was holding a crayon, assumably doing some form of art piece supposedly. "No this is a crayon-" Did they even actually have crayons? Who in the name of Primus right here even knew?

[sacredflorist]

"I'm... I'm all alone. I'm all alone again." Aerith whispers before she sits on the ground, fighting the tears. The others will find her, right ? She won't stay on her own like this for too long. Hopefully.

Before   Aerith   even   finished   her   sentence,   Cissnei   was   already   gone.    POOF.       Somewhere...   far...   far   away.     

Nice   try,    little   Florist.

[iobartach]

Don't mind him. Just out for an evening scuttle.

[sacredflorist]

❛❛ Aerith ! You won't believe what happened to-- ❜❜ tale is interrupted as soon as he passes through the church gates. Scarcely a step was taken inside and he is hit with an all too familiar green glow. Cure ? What was she using that for ? And why on him ? Did she need a a training dummy ? Though he must admit … he feels significantly better than he was just a second ago, strange ! Zack blinks, boots now planted to the wooden tiles as he awaits the spell to do its work-- no less confused about the action and her motive behind it … ❛❛ … hello to you too ? ❜❜ // JXJSJDJDK

Unprompted Ask | Always Accepting | @fcrir

Zack has a very, very high pain tolerance. Way too high for his own good, actually because he never realizes when he is injured. And Aerith wants to help him somehow. Maybe someday he'll even agree to let her accompany her on the battlefield and be his personal healer and support member. But she has decided to do something for him, in the mean time. At the moment he enters the church, she casts Cure on him. If he was injured doing his mission, it should make him feel better now.

"Zack!" she exclaims happily as she approaches him, her bright smile shining on her lips. "It's officially your safe haven! A good Cure right on you when you come in, to make sure your injuries  — if you have any  — are healed!" she explains way too proudly as she claps her hands together. "Feeling better now, mmh ?" She's teasing him... just a bit! "Now... what did you want to tell me ?"

[flamesofrebirths]

@resurrites said: "Rizz up."

Joshua blinks a few times. Is it happening again ? Is he asleep ? What is going on this time ? Is it even real ? It's not the first time there is another version of himself talking to him like this. But this time, he's even more confused. What does Rizz up mean ? He has never heard such words before. Most of the time, when people talk to him, it's to tell him to be careful or to take care of himself. He feels like it's not what it means this time.

"Rizz... up ?" he repeats, blinking again before he shakes his head. "How am I supposed to... rizz up ?" Well, if only he knew what it means. He really is clueless, and he hates it. He's used to be in control, but it's because he's used to focus on his duties and to not have time for anything else. "Should I... go somewhere ? Should I... say something ?" He runs a hand through his hair. "What does it mean, actually ?"