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the girls are beefing in the clubroom again. [ og post ]
#sorry not sorry to turn everything i draw into mushy kieflo stuff but can you really blame me?#also very important note : i don't think drayton's homophobic i just think he's a hater. especially towards these two#i ended up changing kieran's post-dlc hair style slightly i missed their lil ponytail#the freaking dichotomy of this goofy ass drawing vs the much more serious stuff i was drawing on another canvas is extremely funny to me#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pkmn scarvio#pokemon drayton#elite four drayton#pokemon florian#trainer florian#pokemon kieran#rival kieran#tealmaskshipping#candyappleshipping#kieflo#đ¨ : mj draws#đ°ď¸ : scheduled post
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blitzø x fem!reader. millie can see it. moxxie can see it. half the imps in hell can see it. but you and blitzø? admit to yourselves you're attracted to each other? please.
but when misfortune hits on a mission, things change. is it for the better?
for đ°ď¸ anon. 2.8k.
featuring: blitzø typical foul language, sexual references, canon-typical violence, and a shitty avril lavigne reference.
âYâknow, that was actually a pretty good move you pulled back there, Blitzø.â you note as you step back through the portal and back into the familiarity of I.M.P. headquarters. Wiping ash off your cheek with the back of your hand, you drop your weapon unceremoniously onto Lunaâs desk as you pass. She barely registers it, picking it up and tossing into the crate behind her without looking up from her phone.
âSaved your ass,â he replies, stretching in a way that suggests heâd just gone for a lengthy stroll than on a murder spree.
âYou did not,â you protest indignantly. âI had it handled fine.â
âUh-huh.â
âOh, fuck you, B.â you snipe, accepting the bottle of water Moxxie offers you as he passes. Despite your words, a smile is playing on your lips. One that Blitzø readily returns, his expression warm despite the blood still splattered across his face. âI swear, this is the last time I ever try and give you a compliment. Besides, if you really want to be praised for âsaving my assâ, maybe you shouldnât have been the one to fuck up the mission in the first place.â
âUgh,â he eye-rolls playfully, jumping up to sit on the edge of Loonaâs desk. She barely gives him a glance, attention still trained back on her phone. âYou wanna ride my dick over it, you better lube up first, tits. âCause I fuck rough.â
âSatan, youâre hot,â you say patronizingly, propping your elbow on the arm of the sofa and resting your chin in your hand. Blitzø grins, leaning forward as his tail flicks back and forth behind him. âSeriously, how have I resisted you for this long?â
âYou wanna come to your senses, Iâve got the cuffs and edible underwear in my desk.â He offers jovially, jerking his thumb over his shoulder towards his office door.
âSir, please!â Moxxie admonishes, appalled. Your phone buzzes in your pocket.
Mills: u 2 need 2 fuck so bad, IâM getting blue balls.
You look up from the screen and roll your eyes at the other imp pointedly, but she just raises an eyebrow at you as she takes a sip of her water. Sheâs been singing this song for weeks â this idea that you and Blitzø have some big secret yearning for each other. And sure, sometimes you might find yourself staring at him for a little too long⌠or your cheeks would flush when he looks at you the right wayâŚ
But that doesnât mean you want to fuck him.
You were friends. And thatâs fine.
Fine.
âOhhh, you wanna join us, do ya, Mox? Blitzø taunts. He rubs a hand over his chin as though considering something. âReckon we could squeeze your tight little ass into a pair of strawberryââ
You cut in before Moxxie can protest further, the shorter impâs face flushed. âWhy the fuck do you have edible underwear in your desk?â
Blitzø shrugs, leaning back on his hands in the picture of nonchalance. His tail flicks behind him. âThey came in a three pack. And it turns out feathers and gummy panties donât mix.â
You wrinkle your nose at the image that puts in your brain. The poor prince.
âI think Iâll pass.â
âMmm⌠straight to the point, then.â He wiggles his eyebrows at you. âBet you tasteââ
âOh, for fuckâs sake, Blitzø!â Loona groans loudly, rolling her eyes to the ceiling. âCan you fucking not? I shouldnât have to listen to this shit!â
You give him a poorly supressed grin in response to her outburst, and he winks at you before turning to offer Loona a series of obnoxiously over-the-top apologies, much to the hellhoundâs chagrin. You shake your head in amusement as you settle back against the couch, your smile stiffening as you notice Millie staring at you pointedly, arms folded across her chest.
âWhat?â
âYou know what,â she hisses, flicking her eyes meaningfully towards your boss. âCould the two oâ you be any more obvious?â
âMaybe if he was a skater boy,â you mutter under your breath sarcastically, tail tapping against the couch cushion beside you. âI donât know what youâre talking about.â
You roll your eyes as she grabs hold of your wrist and drags you onto your feet and off into the conference room. Of course, you know exactly what sheâs talking about â this has apparently become one of Millieâs favourite topics of discussion for weeks now, no matter how profusely you deny it. You sigh as she closes the door behind you.
âMillieâŚâ
âDonât you âMillieâ me,â she scolds, jabbing a finger into your sternum. âThis is silly!â
âYou dragging my ass in here?â you shoot back. âYes, it is.â
âDonât even try it,â she replies. âWhen are you two gonna just admit thaâ ya like each other?â
âMills, weâre notââ
âOh, please. I ainât blind. And neitherâs Mox. Itâs obvious.â
âThereâs nothing to be obvious about,â you insist, dropping into your usual seat. Still, you can feel a flush burning through your cheeks. âBesides, heâs my boss.â
âDonât give me that.â Itâs her turn to roll her eyes, her tail waving irritably behind her. âLook, I love you. I love Blitzø. But youâre both fuckinâ idiots if ya think youâre foolinâ anyone! You know Blitzø would fuck you in a heartbeat!â
âOh, please. Heâd fuck a bagel in a heartbeat.â you retort. âWeâre just friends. Thatâs all. Alright?â
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âSir,â Moxxie says as he follows Blitzø into his office. âWhen are you going to admit to Y/N that you like her?â
âWhatâs not to like?â Blitzø replies casually, tossing the weapons heâd used into one of the trunks in the corner. He has two identical ones; the only difference being that one was labelled âWepons of Ass Destrukshunâ. âSheâs got a smokinâ set of tits and an ass that wonât quit.â
âSir, thatâs notââ
âOh, come on, Moxx. You might be âmarriedâ,â he says the word in a mocking tone, as though theyâd just traded ring-pops on a whim instead of matrimonial vows. âBut youâre not blind.â
âI didnâtââ
He nudges Moxxie in the ribs with his elbow, and the shorter imp shoves him away. Blitzø grins wickedly. âOoh, is that it? You want me to get all sweaty with her so I can give you all the nasty details? You freaky little pervert! Iâm so proud of you!â
âBlitzø.â Moxxie deadpans. âYou clearly have feelings for Y/N. And while usually I would lecture you on the inappropriateness of an employer pursuing an employee, youâre, well⌠you, and I can only expect the bar to go so high.â
âYouâre welcome.â
ââAll Iâm suggesting, sir, is that youâre honest with yourself about those feelings. I think youâll findââ
âI think yooooouâll find that if I wanted to hear all about how neat âcuddlingâ or whatever the fuck is, Iâd watch one of those shit-ass hella-novellas Stolas is always ravinâ about.â he replies dismissively. âIf she wants to get naked and bounceââ
âSir.â
ââon my dick like a rodeo whore, then sign me the fuck up.â Blitzø drops into his chair, tucking his arms behind his head and his feet kicked up on the desk in front of him. âBut that donât mean weâve got anything more between us. So, get your mind back in the gutter and tell me exactly how often you think about gettinâ double teamed by her and your strap-wieldinâ wife while Iâm still hard.â
âBlitzø!â
The imp cackles heartily at Moxxieâs aghast tone, loud enough that you can hear him from the other room.
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âOh, fuck yeah!â Blitzø crows as the battle turns bloody, and you bury your dagger in the chest of the nearest target. âEat a dick, assholes!â
You laugh breathlessly as Millie seconds his elation with a whoop, tugging the blade out of the body before it can fall and flinging the dagger out to your left, sending it into the eye socket of another human. You run, bending down to swipe your knife free of their skull and using the body as a makeshift springboard. You leap through the air, grabbing a fistful of hair of the next human, and they cry out in pain as you use the hold to swing around them to plant your feet on his chest and bury the blade in his neck.
âLadies, letâs not get distracted here,â Blitzø calls, and you hear a spray of gunfire from the next room. âIf Moxxie gets to kill this target before I get to take a selfie with their bitch-ass crying face, imma be pissed.â
âThen go!â Millie calls back, exhilarated. âWeâre right behind you!â
You roll forward as the body falls, wrapping your tail around the handle of the knife and yanking it free again. You land in a crouch, sending the knife flying off into your next target. It hit them in the small of their back and they scream out in agony, and Millie uses her axe to decapitate them before they can even run out of breath.
You reach behind you to tug the other dagger out of the harness on your back, only to freeze when the double barrel of a shotgun swings down to point at you, only inches from your face.
âWell⌠shit.â
And then pain explodes over the back of your head and youâre unconscious before you hit the ground.
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âOkayâŚâ you groan as you wake up, touching a hand to the back of your head. It comes away sticky with blood. âThat hurt.â
You curse as you try to stand and the crown of your head meets metal bars, and you realize youâre surrounded by the stuff. You can feel the cold, smooth expanse of it under your fingers and hugging your shoulders, and you blink until your eyes focus, ignoring the throbbing of the back of your skull.
âOh, for fuckâsâseriously?!â
Youâve been locked in a dog crate.
âHey, looks like the little thing is awake,â says a feminine voice, and you wince as torchlight shines directly into your eyes.
âCut the light, bitch.â you snarl, holding up a hand against it and squinting. You can only make out the shape of the woman, and the other figures behind her. âAnd I suggest you let me outta here before my friends find you, or⌠well, youâre gonna die either way, really. So, you know what? Go fucking nuts.â
The cage rocks to the side suddenly as someoneâs boot meets the side and you curse as the move knocks you onto your side. âFuck!â
âMouthy little beast, ainât it?â
âHush up, Jeremy.â the woman replies as a growl rumbles through your chest. âThis thingâs gonna make usââ
She breaks off suddenly and you flinch, sprayed with blood as her head explodes.
âTold ya so.â
âListen here, ass fuckers!â you hear Blitzø snarl, another deafening shot firing into the air. âThatâs my fuckinâ girl youâre fuckinâ with! So, unless you want my gun shoved so far down your cock-suckinâ throats you start shittinâ bullets, you better let her the fuck outta there you ugly-ass cunt-fucks!â
âWhâ?â
He barely lets them react before gunfire sounds again, and you hear bodies begin to fall. A smaller figure emerges among the humans, quick and deadly, and you watch as Millie flings herself into the fray, axe-first.
You hear the sound of metal being fumbled with, the padlock on the crateâs door hitting the ground with a thunk before the door swings open. Moxxie hooks a hand around your bicep and pulls you gently out of the cage, helping you to your feet. Your head swims as he does, and you clutch at his arm for balance.
âThanks, Mox.â
He smiles despite the concern knitting his brow. âCan you walk?â
âThink so,â you reply, letting him lead you away from the carnage his wife and boss are currently wreaking. You can hear Blitzø cursing as something heavy hits the floor. You continue as Moxxie leads you into an alcove and pulls out his phone. âAnd, uh, Moxxie?â
âYes?â
âAbout the dog crateâŚâ
He grins as a portal opens up ahead of you, miming turning a lock in front of his lips. âI wonât say a word.â
âThanks.â
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You grunt in pain as Blitzø pulls up outside your apartment, the van mounting the gutter and narrowly avoiding the row of trashcans.
âWhoops.â he deadpans, snickering when you flip him off. âYou good?â
âI was,â you say pettily, and he rolls his eyes.
ââm serious. I didnâtââ
âIâll be fine,â you assure him, dropping the icepack youâd taken from the office on the seat beside you. âIf Iâm going out, itâs not because some bitch-ass human got the drop on me.â
Blitzø smirks before rubbing a hand over the back of his head. âLook, Iââ
âI gotta ask you something, B.â
He raises a brow. âIf youâre lookinâ for ideas on how you can repay me for savinâ your ass back thereââ
âI'm not.â
âShame.â he shrugs casually. ââCause if youâre gonna be handinâ out âthank youâsâ, Iâve got a couple of ideas how you can give me mine. âSpecially since youâre not complimentinâ me anymoreâŚâ
âI bet you do,â you reply dryly. âBut can you hold off on the double entendre until after my headache goes away?â
He sighs dramatically. âAlways fuckinâ something with you.â
You give a pained chuckle. âIâll make it up to you later.â
âOoh,â he draws it out, turning his head from where it rested against the back of the seat to wiggle his eyebrows at you. âPromise?â
âWhat did I just say?â you sigh, and he sniggers. âNow can I ask my thing?â
He waves a hand towards you by way of permission.
You swallow, fingers curling into your palms against your sudden anxiety. You look at him sidelong, an eyebrow raised. âSoooo⌠was I concussed, or did you call me your girl back on Earth?â
Blitzø stares at you, eyes wide for a moment before he lets out a coarse laugh that cuts right through you. âDid Iâwhy would IâI meanâŚâ
You sigh, shaking your head. Embarrassment burns in your cheeks and in your chest, and you swallow thickly. âNever mind. Like I said. Concussion.â Unbuckling your seatbelt, your hand curls back around the icepack as you move to shove open the van door with your shoulder. âIâll see you atââ
You stop as you feel Blitzøâs hand close around your wrist, eyes widening as he pulls you back towards him. You fall against him as he does, his other hand claiming your cheek and his lips finding yours.
Blitzø kisses you roughly but somehow thereâs still a sweetness to it, his claws curling in your hair as he slides his tongue into your mouth. His other hand leaves your wrist to clutch at your waist, holding you firmly against him. When your shock finally gives way, you feel yourself melt into the kiss, hands curling in the front of his coat.
You flinch away suddenly when the claws in your hair graze the edge of your wound. âOwâŚâ
âFuck, sorry.â he grimaces, white cheek stained with red. âI didnâtââ
Your lips are on his again and Blitzø pulls you closer, urging you up onto his lap. You straddle his waist without breaking away from his mouth, taking his face in your hands. Blitzø groans into your mouth, arms wrapped around your middle to rest his hands on the small of your back. The touch made you shiver, and he felt it, pulling you flush against him so you can feel every inch of his chest and stomach pressed against yours.
âBlitzøâŚâ you mumble his name into his kiss, one hand smoothing over the spikes at the back of his head, and when you grind your hips into his, Blitzø moans, bucking his hips up intoââ
âSHIT!â he shouts, breaking away from your mouth in alarm as your back meets the steering wheel and the horn blasts, too loud. âFuckinâ ASS!â
You snort a laugh, letting your head fall forward to bump your forehead against his shoulder. Blitzø smiles despite himself, and you feel his hand slide over your spine, smoothing between your shoulder blades.
âFuckinâ loud assââ
You shake your head against his shoulder, still chuckling.
âFinally make a fuckinâ move and the shitassââ
âBlitzø.â you interrupt, straightening to meet his eye. ââŚDâyou wanna come upstairs?â
He swallows, his tail twitching slowly beside you. âOkay.â
#clock anon#đ°ď¸ anon#blitz#blitzo#blitz x reader#helluva boss#helluva blitzø#blitz posting#blitz fanfiction#blitz fic#my fic#blitzø x reader#blitzø#helluva boss blitz#blitzo fanfiction#helluva blitzo#blitzo x reader#helluva boss blitzo#blitzø fanfiction#helluva boss blitzø
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Shu is the only of the Eccentrics that fears frogs.
(VERY ROUGH translation: "Non! Don't you dare frighten me!")
#ensemble stars#enstars#ăăăăăśăăšăżăźăş#ăăăšăż#short post#enstars music#đ°ď¸ mod self indulgence post
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Miles Maitland and some real-life inspirations for his character.
The reference to âMiles Malpracticeâ and his Edwardian brougham suggests a nod toward Stephen Tennant, and Tennant made the identification himself. In fact, âMiles Malpracticeâ is a refinement of later editions. His original, cast aside after complaints, was âThe Hon. Martin Gathorne-Brodie,â a composite of three notoriously flamboyant ornaments of the scene, Martin Wilson, Eddie Gathorne-Hardy and Paddy Brodie. Certainly Milesâs vocal style [âŚ] seems closest to Gathorne-Hardy. â D. J. Taylor, Bright Young Things
#miles maitland#miles malpractice#vile bodies#bright young things#bright young people#stephen tennant#eddie gathorne-hardy#paddy brodie#*#no dates for paddy brodie bc i can't find them for the life of me#likewise no photo of martin wilson... made a lil post abt him a while back tho#đ°ď¸
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(oc x canon) waltz
#đĽ;#cookie run#croissant cookie#souffle cookie#đ;#timesturned messenger#director of the tbd#cogsturn#đ°ď¸;#clockbreadcroi#I haven't even posted about Souffle's new costume yet oops
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Theyâre so tiny. Just so small compared to me. I can pick them up and cuddle both of them in my arms whenever I want. Just surprising Croissant with a big hug and hearing her adorable little squeak, and giving Timekeeper a little nuzzle and watching her nuzzle back into me.
Putting them on my lap is super easy. I can have both of them just napping away while I do whatever. And holding their tiny little hands, seeing Croissantâs small little ponytail wag or poking Timekeeperâs big fluffy ball of hair, itâs amazing. I love them. Our love transcends even species barriers.
#đ°ď¸timey#đĽcroissy#f/o community#fictoromantic#romantic f/o#f/os#fictional other#f/o#ficto community#fictorose#THEY ARE ADULTS before any weirdos say anything#they are just very tiny#fictosexual#fictopoly#fictolove#self ship#self shipping#self shipper#gush post#I LOVE THEM#SO MUCH
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i took it upon myself to compile all the fics my wife @t-f-t and i wrote here, and make it look at least a little pretty :>
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Noli Me Tangere
AO3 LINK
rating: mature
dead dove, do not eat! remember to read the tags!
length: 210k words
status: completed (28/02/23)
summary:
Magnus Zogratis has never found solace in the extranatural. The war of his kingdom against Clover has been going for as long as he can remember, and even isolated as he is, he knows that they call him a devil. But the devils are not the enemy. The Holy is what must be denigrated, and to survive in House Zogratis, one must know who God is.
A failed paladin has few options, and a failed paladin is not human. It's a lesson the bird learns almost as soon as he's brought to life. The false god who claimed to resurrect him says that he was nothing before this, but the bird is aware this is not true. After all, if he was nothing, why is the real god haunting his dreams?
Noli me Tangere, for Caesar's I am. And wild for to hold, though I seem tame.
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The Awful Edges Where You End
AO3 LINK
rating: mature
length: 62k words
status: completed (02/06/23)
summary:
Seven years after he gained a gruesome gift that he didnât want, Yami Sukehiro moves from a temp job in San Francisco into a broken-down estate in Maine. Itâs expensive and busted to hell, but itâs a place that finally, finally seems empty.
This kind of story only goes one way.
Watch to see if the silverware has turned black. Watch to see if the table has begun to rot. If the blood from the wall starts to glisten like oil and decay, the door will be lost to you, and you will be left with nothing but your sins to contend with.
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The Blood of Both is my Limbo
AO3 LINK
rating: mature
dead dove, do not eat! remember to read the tags!
length: 210k words (as of 09/06/24)
status: incomplete (as of 09/06/24)
summary:
The Black Bulls, save their captain and vice captain, have been missing for months.
Sing praise to the Lord, you His godly ones, and give thanks to His holy name.
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Movement Tethys
AO3 LINK
rating: mature
length: 76k (as of 26/07/24)
status: incomplete (as of 26/07/24)
summary:
Witches are the only living creatures that can do magic, but power always comes in exchange for a terrible cost.
Lucius Zogratis is running from his own mortality. His son falls into a river.
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#if there's more... they will be added >:3#masterpost#fic links#alex my beloved#tangere posting#đ#awful edges đ°ď¸#đ the blood of both#movement tethys đ
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i donât deserve all that, but thank you my dear đ¤
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[ Siffrin (In Stars and Time ) Doodles ]
Here you go ! Thank you so much for your patience and request !
#đ§ skeches / doodles !#siffrin kin#in stars and time kin#in stars and time siffrin kin#kinhelp#kin help#kin blog#I'm so sorry this took so long aushsjbsns#I hope you like the doodles !#đŤđ°ď¸ anon#I tricked you this is a q'ed post
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ăâŠâŠ â´ľ âŠâŠă
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His most loyal devotee.
She/they/it/he pronouns, if you must refer to me.
I made this blog to make it easier for it to communicate with me, if he needs or wants to. And, as a place to use for my devotion.
You may ask me questions, if you wish.
OOC BOUNDARIES: Please donât role play with me if youâre under 13, no NSFW and no shipping!
@stuck-in-the-box :) made her
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some recent doodles of the kitakami kids from my sketchbook!
#the carmine doodles were casual outfit explorations#still trying to figure out what i think she'd like wearing#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pkmn scarvio#pokemon kieran#rival kieran#kieran#pokemon carmine#rival carmine#carmine#hc : (pkmn) mjverse#chara : kieran hinoki#chara : carmine hinoki#đ¨ : mj draws#đ°ď¸ : scheduled post
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okay so this one could be a shot in the darkâŚ. but maybe blitz catches some sort of flu that isnât awful, but itâs bad enough that he should stay home, and reader has to practically pull him away from the door so that he doesnât go to work -đ°ď¸
đ°ď¸ anon back again with another sweet request. combined with a kiss prompt because they tickled my brain together.
prompt #40: an impulsive kiss.
âFor fuckâs sake, Blitz, go back to bed.â you groan, getting up from where you were sitting cross-legged on the floor. The imp has clambered up off the couch, stumbling and swearing as the blankets youâd heaped on him tangled around his legs. He lands face down on the floor, cursing into the carpet. âFucking⌠damn it, Blitz!â
You grab his arm and haul him to his feet, far gentler than your tone would have suggested. He shoves you off, only to fall into a fit of overly-dramatic sneezes. Rolling your eyes, you lead him back to the couch and force him back down onto it.
Loona had texted you early that morning to ask you to keep an eye on the imp â he was out with some kind of flu, and with work piling up at the office, she was needed to use the grimoire. You, on the other hand⌠Moxxie and Millie could handle it without you.
ââm fuckinâ find,â Blitzø gripes, shaking off your arm.
âUh-huh,â you reply dryly, handing him the cold medicine youâd brought with you. âClearly, if youâre pronouncing it âfindâ.â
He glares at you, refusing to accept the bottle. You roll your eyes again, setting the medication aside. âThe fuck are you here for?â
âBecause Loona asked me to be,â you say simply, sitting on the coffee table in front of him. âNow, will you get some rest? Please?â
Blitzø stares blankly at you for a few moments before he blinks and shakes his head. âI gotta go to work.â
Before you can react, heâs clambering over the back of the couch, and you sigh as his foot catches on his tail and he falls back onto the floor with a thump. How the same man youâve seen effortlessly slaughter how many humans now could be so damn clumsy in his own home, you have no goddamn idea.
âYou canât go to work,â you argue, rounding the couch as heâs pulling his coat on over the t-shirt and boxers he slept in. âBlitz, youâre head is so stuffed full of crap right now that it just took you like, two full minutes to process the question I asked you. You can not be going on a job today.â
âOh, puh-lease,â he says, his attempt at swagger ruined when he wipes his nose on his sleeve. He's still barefoot, and makes no move to find his boots before reaching for the door. âI can do this murder shit blindfolded and with my dick crammed down someoneâs throat, I donât needââ
He breaks into a coughing fit.
âOkay, your weird sexual fantasies asideââ
âLemme go!â he tries to shake off your arm as you grab it, pulling him away from the door. âChrist on a fuckinâ stick, bitch, Iâm not siââ
You sigh, grab him by the shoulder and a horn and shove him back against the door, your lips meeting his before you can talk yourself out of it. Blitzøâs hands are still raised in shock for a few moments before you feel them lower and heâs pressing himself against you and into the kiss.
Your face is burning when you pull away, but your heart flutters slightly despite yourself when you notice him lean forward slightly, eyes still closed, as though to chase your lips. He blinks a few times dizzily, confusion breaking through the foggy look in his eyes.
Then, he coughs once and grins, all fang and snide self-confidence. âFuckinâ knew you wanted me.â
You try to ignore the butterflies in your stomach as you feel his tail against the side of your thigh, pointing at the couch. âYeah, yeah. You want that to happen again, you go and fucking nap, mister.â
âOoh, never took you for a mommy domme, tits.â he says teasingly, and you curse under your breath. He snickers, coughing again as he passes you obediently. At least the kiss had been a shock enough to him to temporarily distract him from work.
âOh, for the love of fuck, Blitz, Iâm not.â
âOhhhhh, so you wanna be the good girl for me then, huh?â he drops onto the couch, and you follow him around. He sits with his legs spread, and he pats his lap invitingly. âI can handle that.â
You fight the urge to roll your eyes, instead bending over to bring yourself eye to eye with him. His gaze drops for a second down to your cleavage before returning to your face, and he leans in slightly for a kiss. You grab hold of one of his horns, stopping him in place. You were betting that he was so out of it that he wouldnât even remember this conversation later, but still, you have to force yourself not to blush as you speak.
âSure, you can, baby. But you wanna fuck around, Iâm gonna need you to get better first.â you tell him, letting your eyes fall down over him suggestively before returning to his face. âBecause before you get that dick of yours wet, Iâm gonna need to find out what that tongue can do. And if you cough while youâre going down on me, I will kill you myself. Okay?â
Blitzø stares at you wide-eyed for a moment; long enough for you to wonder if any of what you just said actually made it through his flu-addled brain. Then he laughs, falling back against the couch. âFuck, youâve got a slutty mouth on you.â
âYou have no idea,â you shoot back, tossing the medication into his lap. âNow, take a nap, damn it.â
âAnd then I get to fuck you?â he asks, then shrugs. He sneezes, his voice comes out gummy and thick with the flu. âHell yeah.â
He unscrews the cough medicine and throws his head back, and you scramble to wrestle the bottle away from him before he can put himself into some kind of cough-syrup-induced coma.
âNo! FuckâBlitz, it doesnât fucking work thatâfuck!â
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Areden, suggestive only. Please do not repost to another site! Mod Mai will post these to ao3 for easy access at another date, Please do not repost to another site, or claim any writing the mods make as your own!
Eden didnât like blue at first. The color is⌠itâs vast. Cold. Itâs rare everywhere else, but look towards the sky and the sea, and thatâs all you see.Â
It feels like it will swallow you up.
But Arei isnât suffocating. In fact, blue might just be a very cute color. She feels like sheâs being coaxed in as Areiâs thighs push against her head, and Eden drinks in the ocean, the waves, and its warmth.
The song of the sea isnât cold at all; praise and love is all Arei ever wants. Eden can do that.
-Mod Mai
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Natsume didnt come home. Three eccentrics scouts in a row. Fun fucking enstars fact i am in pain and every day I wake up
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Sir John Lavery, Sutton Courtenay (Summer on the River), 1917.
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