#director of the tbd

[clockbreadcroi]

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Okay so I know this is more of an OC x Canon thing but I really need you guys to look into Cogsturn as I have so much passion for this dumb tragic ship. Croissant Cookie's Director of the TBD x Souffle Cookie's Timeturned Messenger is such a heart wrenching romance I can't hold it in anymore you guys need to hear me out about this

"My dove, will you ever be with me 'till I'm no longer the Director?"

THESE TWO FUCKS. I HATE THEM. They have been living together for as long as they could and with their stupid deteriorated future in shambles the only way they can keep going is being dependent to each other because they both hate themselves and are the only way they can keep themselves stable.

But even despite all this catastrophe they still FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER and would do ANYTHING for each other because there is nothing else they can do but sulk and look into their past together.

After Souffle lost her eye in an incident with a rampant Clockbot, and ended up having to go under emergency care, Croissant took blame for not being able to protect her dove, while Souffle herself took some herself for not being careful enough and hurting her swan in the process. They swore to protect each other afterwards.

Of course, though, they both couldn't last for long and Croissant had to bear witness Souffle gone in the blink of her eyes after sending String Gummy on that mission to the past...

[movie-plush-baby]

shout out to when i was making a TBD ship tier list and while I was getting the ship images ready it looked like this and I thought this was the funniest fucking shit

[blairpuffs]

Who does baguette have relations with? And what's her opinions on the other cookies she knows?

hazel you genius you gave me the idea to make a relationship chart.

Timekeeper: Another time rift?! (Rival)

Earl Grey: He manages that hotel quite well all by himself. (Like)

Director Croissant: Director! I'm so proud of you..! (Love)

Roguefort: ... (Family)

Coffee: Oh, ooh! Shall we grab some coffee together? It's on me! (Trust)

[ejunkiet]

[fruitlemontea]

ship chart i filled out + headcanons sort of

the handwriting is meant to mimic how the character wld fill it out !!

rotef doesn’t even bother to properly fill the prns out n director croissant has to fill it in for them + write little notes explaining stuff .. hehe …. the yuri … they … they ……. head in hands

[pikapup131]

guys I have an idea. timekeeper, sugar sawn, abyss monarch, longan dragon, and millennial tree as this. one singular friend group in a larger friend group of all legendary (and dragon/ancient) cookies. they often go on picnics or play games or. do whatever in various places picked by longan or millennial, rarely sugar swan,, and. they chose the kingdom this time (millennial) kingdom is overrun with jelly walker virus. how fun. they didn't actually KNOW what this is (except teeky and millenial, but millennial did not know it came back and teeky completely forgot about it.) so their basically. in an apolocolypse au. 3 outcomes 1) timekeeper(in this au) doesn't do her job for once, and messes up the timeline to save them. dangerous for her and tbd but saves EVERYBODY else, so she rings them up and gets majority confirmation. (string gummy is furious.), does this, ends up trapped in that timeline. 1a) she doesn't get trapped happy ever after guys. they have their picnic. 2) they just wipe out all the cookies reluctantly, and return to their jobs. they do not speak of this. they all feel awful and millennial tree/sugar swan work together to try and bring them back after, but longan stops them due to being closer to their goal of a new world from what I understand. please correct me if I am wrong, i'd like to properly write this au. 2a) they just don't try and revive them and live with the stress. OB place has like 50(??)% less cookies now and gingerbraves missing. gingerbright and dozer r scared. 3) Sugar Swan tries to undo this, since in this au jellywalkers r zombies essentially (kill host and use body) so she. uses her feathers to bring them back. bad plan, the cookies r essentially suffering for however long the feathers stick to them, before dying again. some just die from the feather itself. 3a) timekeeper stops this in fear, as she saw this timeline happen; not good. sugar swan reluctantly stops her plans so they enact either 1 or 2. 3b) millennial tree helps her, teeky tries fighting them off and. almost dies in the process due to seeing space doughnut as a jellywalker, which broke her down somewhat, almost to tears. abyss monarch saves them,, and then just?? goes back to hiding???? she keeps fighting as they eventually revive them all 4) they just fucking leave lmao. please give thoughts and ideas. this has sincerely been a pikapost131 oh right @ivorydragondaily bcz I forgot to post this and I think you'd be interested.

[chartreuxcatz]

PUGH THERE’S A TBD UNIFORM SET THING IN THAT NEW COOKIE RUN TOWER OF ADVENTURE GAME AND LOOOOK LOOK AT IT LOOK AT THE DESCRIPTIONS LOOOOOOOK

Godddddddd GODDDDD DAMMNNNN

[zazikels]

Condal and Hess think they're so clever with this 'it's pAr T oF the StoRy" drivel like the story they've presented isn't piss poor key jangling and the apex of self indulgent mediocrity.

[keirahknightley]

"17 κλωστές" (17 threads in english) is THE greek tv mini series that should be available internationally via netflix or any other platform

[kaerinio]

it's monday. why tf am i sitting here having to professionally pop off at someone???

[longlostlobster]

So to make a very long story short:

Caramel Eclair died before she could finish making herself a new body/program to function in.

Project ECHO:

Croissant, driven by grief, tries to finish this project as a way to bring Caramel Eclair Back, figuring out coding and software engineering to create an AI in Caramel Eclair’s image.

From there the Timeline splits again between the canon collapsed timeline and another stable timeline

D4LG0N4.EXE

Croissant simply decides it’s time to let go, and wipes all memory of Caramel Eclair from the program and hands off it’s assets to be used elsewhere only for it to end up outdated and unusable due to being too difficult to work with, Thus becoming a very hostile Computer Virus (with hyper realistic blood OooOoOo)

C.L.A.I.R. E & D.A.L-E

the alternate timeline from that doomed timeline where Croissant continues to work on Project Echo and teaches it how to keep the Timeline out of danger eventually causing everything to work in an automated system.

C.L.A.I.R. E becomes this timeline’s Timekeeper

Have I said eclair enough times yet? No? Okay

D.A.L-E stands for “Durable. Artificial. Lifeform.” And is the fifth test regarding running on an obsolete version of C.L.A.I.R E’s BIOS, and essentially believes themself to be the original Caramel Eclair until C.L.A.I.R E not so gently drops the fact that those memories aren’t theirs.

Something something SOMA reference

[clockbreadcroi]

(rb > like)

inspired from a post by sondronism

the curse of genius

[movie-plush-baby]

whatever. go my kinsona backstory animatic. (WARNINGS FOR BLOOD/JAM AND MURDER)

[callmewhatyouwantitdoesnotmatter]

Cookies dont die in this universe, Then what happens to them when their timeline gets erased if they do cease to exist?

A little Drawing of Director Croissant Cookie, Atleast what I think happened to her after the Timeline erasure! I kinda headcanon that she's still out there, Somewhere.

I get that it's Kingdom, BUT HEAR ME OUT

[clockworkcogwheels-tbd]

picks up string gummy and moves him three feet to the left

Why did you do that. What was the point of that.

[fruitlemontea]

hey chat i wrote. a thing

basically if rotef went to see director croissant before they both poof ,,, writing this hurt me so much