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Your honor i hate him. /: Next question

“You’ll be a personal assistant to my grandson, Aemond.” Otto tells her. “He’s working on a particularly tricky case at the moment, so you’ll be responsible for ensuring he has everything he needs. I imagine he won’t ask you to do much more than get him coffee.”

Ok ok i get you babe but like ??? Think about it, its a high paying job and all you have to do is get COFFEE!!! I get it i get it not living to your true potential it sucks but Girl be so for real thats a dream job!!!!!!!!!!!¡!

So there it was, the reason she’d gotten the job. She was hoping her coffee making days were behind her, but no such luck. She sighs inwardly, the bitter irony is almost comical.

Come on silver lining!!!!! Dont be such a negatron re-ah-ah-ah [those were robot noises]

Before she can respond, he continues, “Look, I’ve told my grandfather I don’t need an assistant and I like my own space. I’m looking over some contracts at the moment, so I would prefer it if you could make yourself scarce.” He disappears from view, allowing his office door to close behind him.

(: great now you can even do whatever you want!!!!

She immediately feels miserable. Her shoulders slump as she stands in front of the closed door. The first day of a new job should feel exciting, especially when your boss is so breathtakingly handsome, but this guy is rude and has declared her useless within minutes of meeting her. For a moment she considers just walking out and not returning.

😗🍵👌hes hot and annoying so just mind your business and dni so that he can stay hot girl you got too many problems going around just relax and smell the humus

She spends the remainder of the day sitting at her desk that’s positioned to the outer left of Aemond’s door.

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She’d read through a few old articles regarding family drama, disputes over assets, and the death of his father to get an idea of who he was, before deciding his cold demeanour is likely attributed to the combined stress of his job and seemingly endless rifts between his mother and half-sister.

Gurl not you psychoanalyzing him. Its giving very much

She decides that if she is to break down his walls then she will do so with kindness, [...]

I MEAN YOURE NOT WRONG BUT GIRL SHUT THE FUCK UP IDK IDC YOU KINDA ANNOYING MISS ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT IMMA SHOVE A CROISSANT UP UR MOUTH PLS LIKE NO I WILL NOT EXPLAIN SHE JUST GIVES ME THE ICK AND I CANT

She’d be lying if she said she wasn’t vying for more than Aemond’s professional attention, but she’d try anything at this point just to get him to acknowledge her presence.

Finally something realistic from you [side eye]

“Good morning Mr. Targaryen! Hope you’re well today. I’ll grab you a coffee on my way to the office. See you soon!”

💀💀💀💀💀💀🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️ she did not

That is so embarrassing. Are you not embarrazzed? First of all, not only did she assume he likes coffee, she's assuming hed like whatever dafaq she orders him, second of all, bold of her to assume hed even read her texts. Girl pls. She's so booooommmeerrr for that message too. Them exclamations? Jail.

"Forget it.” He cuts her off, “That will be all for the day, before you try to poison me any further. Close the door on your way out.”

🤨 you thought you did something? Yeah im tryna kill you. You're so dramatic and for what? Die you piece of privileged trash. Girl you know what you're so right for hating your job. Im half sorry you still give me the ick idk

After a few hours pass by, she notices it is lunch time - he has to take a break some time. She decides that now is when she’ll make her move. Standing purposefully, she sniffs back her tears and checks her make-up in her compact mirror, before strutting back towards Aemond’s door. She’ll give that arsehole a piece of her mind. It was about time he learned to respect her.

Tbh, a little unwarranted considering it was just a snub at the coffee but get it ig

WAIT NO I WASN'T DONE MY PHONE REBLOGGED AGAINST MY WILL

Anyway as i was saying

I support killing men

She bursts into Aemond’s office without knocking. “Just who in the hell do you think you are?!” she rants, not waiting for his reaction to her sudden intrusion.

She popped off for absolutely no reason and eat it bestie

OOOH SHE CALLED YOU A NOBODY HAHAHAHH

“I know you think you’re hot shit, but that doesn’t exempt you from behaving like a decent human being.”

“Oh, are you done?” He replies sarcastically.

........ Bestie.... You want some aloe.... Idk you got burned... That was... Pretty good the whole idc schtick yeah... Just leave ig

It takes all of her willpower not to grab the nearest object and launch it towards his head. She storms outside, slamming the door as she goes. Fuck this. Walking purposefully straight to the elevator, she lets it take her to the ground floor before hastily exiting the office building. There was absolutely no way she was spending another second in this godforsaken building.

Arriving home she throws her keys a little too aggressively onto the kitchen counter and heads straight towards the fridge, grabbing for the can of whipped cream.

Mood. A little uneconomical tho considering youre jobless and whipped cream is fucking expensive but mood nonetheless

“Jesus!” Rhea squeals, kneeling at her side, before finally looking over at Aemond. “Holy shit! You’re Aemond Targaryen! Your uncle is so hot!”

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 PRIORITIES AMIRITE WHAT A BABE HAHAHAHAH

“Because you’ve done such an incredible job of that so far.” He retorts icily. “I’m coming with you.”

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 NAUR WHY HE KINDA 🫦

And then he just made her suck on his finger and

She spent all that time tryna established she hated him had like idk 3-4 sentences for the ones where she thought he was hot and still broke like a potato chip the minute he asked to do something. 🙄 Its you🫵 youre the weak link. Have a little feminism 🤬

Youre all going to jail. Also to whomever drugged her

Straight to the morgue

Light the Way - Part One

Pairing: Modern!Aemond Targaryen x female character (third person) Warnings: Angst, date rape/roofies, slight BDSM Word count: ~4k Series masterlist

Chapter summary: Starting a new job is never easy, it's even worse when your boss is an arsehole. When he unexpectedly comes to the rescue though, the relationship dynamic changes drastically.

She graduated from university a year ago with a Bachelor’s degree in PR and Marketing, and still has no idea what she wants from life, although the last twelve months of working as a barista have proven to her that a career in hospitality and customer service is definitely not it. Having happened across an online advertisement of a vacancy for the position of a personal assistant at a private law firm, she applied on a whim, never expecting to hear back. It’s not like she was qualified anyway, so she had nothing to lose

Yet, here she is, almost four weeks later, standing in the foyer of Red Keep Legal, preparing to begin her first day. The office building is sleek and modern, minimalist in decor, yet the polish of everything suggests it is incomprehensibly expensive. A handsome, bearded, older man, dressed in a sharp suit collects her from reception. She learns his name is Otto Hightower and he is a partner at the firm. They are high end solicitors and only take on the most exclusive of clients. She turns his business card over in her hands, the thickness of the smooth, matte black cardstock is high quality, with ornate golden lettering and a blood red logo of a three headed dragon. She knows she has seen that logo before, but can’t place where exactly.

So there it was, the reason she’d gotten the job. She was hoping her coffee making days were behind her, but no such luck. She sighs inwardly, the bitter irony is almost comical.

“Anyway, if you have no further questions, I shall introduce you to Aemond.” Otto concludes.

She smiles and nods politely as he turns on his heel and leads her towards the elevator, stopping on the second to last floor. She follows him along a marble floored corridor, before he gently raps his knuckles against the rich mahogany of an office door. After a few moments the door swings open to reveal the most ethereal being she’d ever laid eyes upon. He is impossibly tall without being gangly or awkward; his long, lithe limbs flow like water as he props himself against the doorframe. His silky, silver locks are perfectly coiffed and she feels self conscious as the bright blue of his right eye scans all the way from her feet to the top of her head, analysing every inch. She notices the skin around his left eye is lightly scarred - the only indication that the realistic prosthetic that sits within the socket isn’t something he can actually see out of. The simple long sleeved top and black trousers she’s wearing suddenly feel drab in comparison to the well tailored navy blue suit he wears, and she fights the urge to hide herself.

“Aemond, this is your new personal assistant.” Otto informs him, gesturing towards her. “Your mother and I worked hard to find this one, so perhaps you could try being a little more cordial than last time.”

She doesn’t stop to think about what that could possibly mean, letting out a breath she hadn’t realised she’d been holding in and rushing forward, smiling wide and extending a hand.

“Hi Aemond! It’s wonderful to meet you!”

His plush, full lips remain unmoving, as he stuffs his hands into his pockets, not returning the gesture and continuing to study her.

She drops her hand, feeling deflated and laughs nervously.

Clearly not picking up on the awkwardness, or simply not caring, Otto glances between the two of them, before giving a curt nod and striding back towards the elevator.

Aemond watches him go before returning his attention back to her.

“Wonderful to meet me, hm?” he finally says, quirking an eyebrow.

She spends the remainder of the day sitting at her desk that’s positioned to the outer left of Aemond’s door. No one goes in or out, and not once does she catch sight of him. As far as first days go this is undoubtedly the worst she has ever experienced. As tempting as it is to just bail and head home, she desperately needs the cash, so she watches the hours slowly tick by on the off chance her stand-offish boss may suddenly decide he needs something. By the time 6pm rolls around, and she stands to gather her things, her legs have cramped from sitting for so long and she curses herself for only stretching her legs on the few occasions she went to the bathroom.

Arriving home, she finds her flatmate isn’t back yet and breathes a sigh of relief, knowing she’d be bombarded with questions about her first day and not have a positive answer for any of them. She uses the opportunity to pace the flat, rifling through the contact sheet and paperwork she has been given. She sighs when she happens upon the number listed for Aemond - what was the point of having the number of someone who seemingly wanted nothing to do with her? She saves it to her phone anyway, tomorrow was a new day after all. Perhaps she’ll score a few brownie points if she texts and offers to grab him coffee on her way to the office. She still can’t figure out why he’d been so cold towards her. Flopping down on the couch with a glass of wine, she boots up her laptop, deciding to do some research on Aemond Targaryen, as she realises that beyond meeting him today and knowing he works for one of the most prestigious law firms in all of Westeros, she really knows nothing about the man she is supposed to be working for.

She wakes up early the next morning, armed with a plan. Her evening of wine-fuelled research had been fruitful. She’d discovered that Aemond was from a family of famous Valyrian legal, political and business figures. Her recognition of the logo on Otto’s card was because it was regularly splashed across all of the major tabloid and broadsheet newspapers. She’d read through a few old articles regarding family drama, disputes over assets, and the death of his father to get an idea of who he was, before deciding his cold demeanour is likely attributed to the combined stress of his job and seemingly endless rifts between his mother and half-sister. She decides that if she is to break down his walls then she will do so with kindness, but she also wants to look the part - if she is to fit in with such sophisticated people then she needs to start dressing like one. She slips into a pencil skirt so fitted it looks like it has been painted on, alongside a sheer white blouse and a killer pair of black stilettos. She completes the look with perfectly styled hair and a thick coat of blood red lipstick. She’d be lying if she said she wasn’t vying for more than Aemond’s professional attention, but she’d try anything at this point just to get him to acknowledge her presence. Giving herself a last once over look in the mirror, she fires off what she considers to be a breezy good morning text to Aemond, before heading to the coffee shop she used to work at. “Good morning Mr. Targaryen! Hope you’re well today. I’ll grab you a coffee on my way to the office. See you soon!”

Arriving exactly thirty minutes later, coffees in hand, she is disappointed to see that she’s been left on read. Nevermind. She has gone all out with the coffee order, asking for the special roast of beans with an extra shot and foamed milk. This was sure to win him over. She knocks timidly at his office door and after a long moment is about to knock again when it swings slowly open with a perfectly poised Aemond on the other side. God, he was breathtaking.

She realises she has gone too long without saying anything when he snaps out an impatient “Yes?” She jumps slightly, stepping forward into his office without an invitation. Aemond cautiously backs away, his brow furrowing with suspicion and confusion.

She thrusts one of the cups towards him, “Umm…I text you. Did you - uh - coffee?” Great, now I’ve lost the fucking power of speech.

Aemond gingerly accepts the cup from her, without saying thank you. “Are you always this articulate?” He says flatly, before taking a sip. His nose instantly wrinkles, “Ugh, does this have milk in it? I’m allergic to dairy."

Her eyes widen in horror, "Oh gods,, I’m so sorry! I should have thought to ask, I can always get you-"

"Forget it.” He cuts her off, “That will be all for the day, before you try to poison me any further. Close the door on your way out.”

Fantastic, another day sat at my desk, except this time I’m dressed like a cheap escort.

The confidence she’d felt when she stepped out of the door this morning had been crushed flat by Aemond in a matter of seconds. She sits with her hands clasped tightly in front of her on the desk, willing her unshed tears away. Did he want her to quit? She’d placed everything on this job and she didn’t want to give it up without a fight. Sje simply couldn’t understand why Aemond seemed to hate her so much.

She bursts into Aemond’s office without knocking. “Just who in the hell do you think you are?!” she rants, not waiting for his reaction to her sudden intrusion.

He looks up from the documents he has been reading and stares at her, but his expression is unreadable.

He stays silent, so she continues her tirade. “I didn’t have a fucking clue who you were when I accepted this job, despite that I’ve treated you with nothing but respect and you can’t even extend me the same courtesy!” She paces as she yells at him, gesticulating wildly. There’s a part of her telling her to stop, that this behaviour will likely get her fired, but at this point it would have been like attempting to put toothpaste back in the tube. “I know you think you’re hot shit, but that doesn’t exempt you from behaving like a decent human being.” She stops and looks at him then, his face still a mask of neutrality as he gazes up at her from his seat at the desk. “Why aren’t you saying anything?!” She demands.

“Oh, are you done?” He replies sarcastically.

She throws her hands up in exasperation, eliciting a huge sigh at his complete lack of emotion.

Accepting her reaction as affirmation, he diverts his attention back to his paperwork and mutters “Well, if that’s all, you know where the door is.”

Arriving home she throws her keys a little too aggressively onto the kitchen counter and heads straight towards the fridge, grabbing for the can of whipped cream. As she loudly squirts an unhealthy sized swirl of it into her mouth, her flatmate, Rhea, looks up from her laptop with an amused smile and asks “Rough morning?”

She hadn’t noticed her sitting at the dining table, too engrossed in her own foul mood to have any awareness of her surroundings. “Think I lost my job.” She slurs without bothering to swallow.

Rhea closes the lid of her laptop and rushes to pull her into a bear hug. Finally releasing her, she smiles kindly and wipes cream from her chin, before saying “First of all, you’re gross, and second, how has that happened? You’ve been there less than 48 hours!”

“It’s a long story.” She sighs, “The short version is that my boss is an arsehole, so I yelled at him and then left the office.”

“Oh.” Rhea winces, “That’s bad.”

“What the fuck am I going to do?!” She whines, rubbing her temples.

“Well, it might not solve your impending unemployment, but we could go out tonight?”

“Are you high right now, Rhea?! The only thing I’ll be doing tonight is looking at the classifieds!”

“Come on, you were miserable for so long in your last job and don’t seem to be faring much better in this one. You deserve a little fun!”

“I dunno…”

“I’m not taking no for an answer! I’m working from home today, so having a reason to leave the flat later will keep me sane. Plus you don’t even need to get changed - you are wearing that outfit!”

“Fine. I guess one drink couldn’t hurt.”

Rhea squeals with excitement, clapping her hands. “Amazing! Now be a doll and fuck off until 7pm, I have to concentrate.”

Rhea returns to her laptop while she retreats to her room, wondering if there will ever be a point this week where she isn’t being told to go away by someone.

The bar they end up at later that evening is loud and overcrowded. Despite that, she can feel herself relaxing. Perhaps it was the second white wine she was sipping or the steady beat of the music causing her to sway your hips involuntarily, but for the first time in two days she wasn't thinking about Aemond. She sighs contentedly, draining her glass and flashing Rhea a toothy grin as she pushes through the crowd with their next round of drinks.

“Having fun?” Rhea half shouts over the cacophony of noise.

Nodding, she grabs her hand, dragging her towards the dance floor. She chugs her drink as they both move to the rhythm of the song playing. She feels woozy and attributes it to drinking too much wine too fast.

“You want water?” She shouts to Rhea, making a drinking motion with her hand. Rhea nods gratefully and she staggers her way to the bar. She can feel her vision shifting in and out of focus and getting her legs to work the way she wants them to is proving difficult. Changing course, she heads outside, deciding a few lungfuls of fresh air will help set her straight.

As she slides down the brick exterior of the building she barely notices the dark figure that has followed her outside. “Easy.” A gruff male voice says, though in her mind it sounds far away, “Just relax.” Rough hands paw at her as her head flops around on a neck that feels boneless.

“Get the fuck off her.” She hears a familiar voice snarl demandingly. The man is gone in a flash and replaced instead by someone crouching in front of her, cupping her cheeks and coaxing her to look up into a concerned blue eye.

“Aemond?” She slurs.

“Keep looking at me.” Aemond says, cradling her head, “I’m fairly certain that that prick spiked your drink. I’m going to make sure you get home safely, but you need to stay awake, okay?”

Her eyes are glassy and Aemond blurs and duplicates in her vision as he keeps her face tilted up towards him. “Rhea.” She mumbles groggily.

As if summoned by the utterance of her name, her room mate pushes her way out of the bar, phone in hand, looking left and right. When she finally catches sight of her slumped on the ground with a man crouching over her, she shrieks and runs towards her. “What are you doing to her?!”

“Helping her.” Aemond replies flatly, without looking away from her. “Pretty sure she’s been spiked.”

“Jesus!” Rhea squeals, kneeling at her side, before finally looking over at Aemond. “Holy shit! You’re Aemond Targaryen! Your uncle is so hot!”

Aemond rolls his eye, hooking his arms around the body of the semi-conscious woman in front of him and slowly lifting her to her feet.

“Should we call the police?” Rhea asks, slowly realising the gravity of the situation.

Aemond turns to stare at her. “It will take an hour for them to get here.” He explains. “And when they do they’ll just file a report which they’ll never follow up on. Our time is better spent getting her home, so she’s at least safe. I’m assuming you know where she lives?”

Rhea nods. “We’re flatmates.”

Aemond momentarily supports her weight with a single arm as he fishes his phone out of his pocket, unlocks it and passes it to Rhea. “Order an Uber”.

“Thanks for helping her.” Rhea says, as the Uber finally pulls up to the curb. They waited in total silence and any excitement Rhea had felt at having met Aemond was rapidly dissipating into awkward discomfort. “I can look after her from here.” She moves to take her from the supporting hold he has on her.

“Because you’ve done such an incredible job of that so far.” He retorts icily. “I’m coming with you.”

He maneuveres her limp form into the back of the car as Rhea makes her way around to the other side to sit next to her. She is surprised to see Aemond fold his tall frame into the backseat beside her, fully expecting him to ride shotgun. The drive back is tense and uncomfortable. She sits unconscious, sandwiched between the two of them, her heading lolling against Aemond’s shoulder.

“So…” Rhea begins, attempting to break the silence, “You’re the arsehole boss then?”

It was intended as a joke, but Aemond’s humourless chuckle instantly makes her cheeks burn at having said something so rude. “Is it true you’re going to fire her?”

Aemond seems surprised at that. “No,” He says simply. “I won’t expect to see her in the office tomorrow, she’ll need a day to recover, but tell her to be there at 9am sharp on Thursday. And I take my coffee black.”

“Sure.” Rhea smiles meekly. By this point, the Uber has pulled up to its destination. “Would you like to uh…?” She asks, gesturing towards the block of flats.

“No, I think you’ll be fine from here.” He responds, “Goodnight.”

With that, Rhea is left to help her out of the car, which pulls away as soon as she's closed the door.

The next day she awakens with no memory of the evening before, feeling like she has the mother of all hangovers. She swears loudly as she looks at the time and realises it’s almost midday. If she wasn’t fired before, she certainly was now.

Hearing she is awake, Rhea sweeps into the room with a tall glass of water for her. She fills her in on the details of the previous evening and she listens in stunned silence. She spends the rest of the day in bed, struggling to process what has happened to her and the fact that a man she’d assumed hated her had come so valiantly to her rescue.

Thursday morning rolls around quickly and she dresses simply in black trousers and a sensible cardigan. She heads to grab Aemond his morning coffee; black coffee. No sooner had she deposited the cup into his hand had apologies begun tumbling from her lips, saying sorry for how she’d spoken to him, sorry for storming off, sorry for him having to look after her. He cuts her off, sliding a sheet of paper towards her.

“This,” He begins, “Is a list of things I need you to do for me today. Think you can handle it?”

She nods, stunned at finally being asked to help him out.

“Perfect. See you later.”

The day passes in a blur and she struggles. This is the first day she’s actually performing the job she has been hired to do and the busy, demanding nature of a prestigious law firm was worlds apart from the past two days of sitting at her desk and sulking. She gets lost trying to deliver documents to various people’s offices, forgets to seal contracts in confidential envelopes and accidentally hangs up on no less than five clients while trying to transfer their calls. It is a complete disaster.

She sits, highlighting every instance of the word “Harrenhal” in a document, feeling totally overwhelmed. How could anyone manage to be so bad at a relatively simple job?! The truth was, she kept finding herself distracted, thinking about what had happened to her two nights ago. What would have happened if Aemond hadn’t shown up? She caps the highlighter pen, resting her head in her hands and fails to suppress a sob.

Hearing his office door open, she turns to face Aemond as he exits, attempting to compose herself, but knows he has likely already seen her crying. “Sorry.” She whispers. “I’m just having a bad day. Ignore me.” She sniffles and wipes her eyes.

Silently Aemond beckons her into his office, maintaining eye contact as he does so.

She follows obediently, dread gnawing at her insides, certain he’s going to fire her.

“Kneel.” He quietly commands, once the door is closed behind them.

“What?!” Her eyes widen in shock.

“Trust me, you need this. Kneel.” He insists.

She does as she is told, kneeling before him, gazing up at his impossibly tall frame with curiosity.

He slowly reaches out a hand, fingers gently grazing her jawline, before running a thumb over her lips. He pushes gently, parting them and meeting the resistance of her teeth. “Open”.

This time she doesn’t question his request, silently accepting the alien intrusion of Aemond’s thumb into her mouth. Instinctively she feels herself sucking on the digit and gradually relaxes. The sensation sends a throb of arousal straight to her core. She’d never experienced anything like this before, but seeing him tower over her, offering his thumb for her to suck was strangely erotic.

“Better?” He asks.

She simply nods, doe-eyed and staring at him in awe.

“Good.” He smiles slightly, stooping down until his lips are ghosting the shell of her ear. It makes her shiver. “I much preferred Tuesday’s outfit, by the way. Maybe that can make a reappearance tomorrow?”

#aemond targaryen fanfic

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sweettodo · 4 years ago

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HELLO I SAW YOUR DRABBLE POST i turned on notifs btw 😩🙏

anyways i’ve been feeling like a burden to my friends lately and like they dont like me 😍 would you mind doing levi comforting reader about that ^ 😀🙏

thank you 😩❤️

I LOVE YOUUUU OMFGG THE NOTOS?? what have i done to deserve this 🥺🥺🥺

i feel like levi would be so good at comforting someone once you get him to break out of his shell. he knows what you’re feeling rn.

and come to me if you need anything, ik what it’s like! you’ll always have someone who loves and cares about you.

includes : fluff.

“why are you crying?” he seemed tense, but his voice was warm.

you sat on the edge of your bed, barely sobbing into your hands as Levi is standing before you. you just kept crying, not even concerned about how disgusting you probably looked.

you could hear Levi shuffling around, the legs of a chair scraping across the wooden floor, he sits in front of you, “i asked you a question, what’s wrong?”

you wipe underneath your nose, stained face looking at him, “alone, i feel alone. that’s what’s wrong.” he lifts an eyebrow. watching you cry, you were nothing short of a mess, red face and your shirt stained from your runny nose and tears, he knew you were terribly upset, his heart almost hurting from guilt, he asked himself why he was feeling guilty, ‘i didn’t even do anything’ he lectured himself

you were in fact feeling alone, the pressure of being a scout, the rifts that had come between your friends sickened you, making you spiral into an abyss of sadness you couldn’t dig yourself out of. every time you saw a friend, or who used to be a friend, you were finding yourself at the brink of tears, trying to squeeze your fists together to cool off, anxiety making you nauseous.

“what makes you say that?”

your legs fall from the propped up position they were in, somewhat slouched over as you didn’t really know how to reply, “because it feels like i have no one, i cant help it, i keep fucking up.” you mutter, his arms release from the way he had them, loosening up as he watched his vulnerable friend fall apart in front of him.

he didn’t know how to comfort anyone, especially you. he hadn’t quite figured out his own feelings towards you, making him confused.

“what did you do?”

you shrug, “i feel like a bad friend, losing everyone.”

he sighs, “you always have someone, y/n,” his hand grabbing your wrist from your lap, enveloping it in between his own, “whether you know it or not.”

“i’m being treated like shit by everyone i thought i was friends with.” you admit.

he continues, “you care about someone treats you? i thought you had thicker skin then that, y/l/n.” a little smile appears, the tears still wet on your cheeks, but you hadn’t noticed you stopped crying.

you scoff, using your palm to wipe your eye, “don’t patronize me.” you chuckle, levi’s stomach warmed, seeing that he was the one to make you feel better.

“i’ll always be here, though.” pulling you into his chest, he didn’t care about his shirt getting wet, or that you probably didn’t even want a hug, but he didn’t care, he just wanted to make sure you had no reason to be crying.

“yeah?” you sputtered into his chest, his arms protectively wrapped around your upper body, feeling his heart pound from his chest, you were calmed, the pattern soothing you as he comforted you effortlessly.

“yeah, don’t cry over some random people, you have friends, yes?” he asks, you nod in his chest, his hand petting against the side of your head, did he want to put you asleep? because you were damn near.

as your eyes are closing, he knew you were close to falling asleep, the way your breathing slowed, you were finally okay.

and he was going to make sure you never felt alone, because he never intended to leave your side.

“you’re too perfect, you’d never do anything wrong.”

he knew you didn’t hear him, clearing off in a doze.

but you heard him.

#levi fluff #levi x reader #attack on titan #aot x reader #levi aot #aot #levi ackerman #levi ackerman fluff #drabbles #todoreplies

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azurehyn · 6 years ago

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I hate to sound like a toxic 'fan', but there's probably no other way to describe this, because this is a rant of everything I personally found wrong with Voltron, as a fan who does love the show but isn't blind to the fact that...they fucked up.

I know someone's going to say "well if you don't want to be a toxic fan don't post stuff like this" well excuse me but fuck off, i need an outlet after that emotional trainwreck

If you're here for positive allurance you ain't gon get that

If you're here for positive klance you ain't gon get that either

Because why? This season was a fucken mess and screwed most us over. Hello and welcome to my poor and angry Ted Talk

They shouldn't have introduced so damn many plot points and leave over half of them hanging

They lied? Multiple times? Example: was Keith's suicidal moment properly addressed like they said it would be?

THEY FUCKEN BAITED US WITH KLANCE. IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO MAKE IT CANON WHY DO ANY OF THAT SHIT?? LM AND JDS I AM GODDAMN LOOKING AT YOU

Lance being Altean? You handle that well with good clues scattered throughout the seasons and DON'T EXPLAIN HOW HE IS ALTEAN TO BEGIN WITH?

Lotor. Was. Wrong. I'm turning to @astralscrivener on AO3 with their fix-it fic because yeah Lotor's arc was good one but felt fucking off because he deserved a redemption arc and I DON'T SEE THAT ANYWHERE

Rift monsters anyone? There is a whole beautiful avenue of story there and y'all just left it hanging

Allura was also kinda wronged? Her character started off inherently hating Galra and quick to jump to the worst conclusion about them. What Lotor did was shitty af, but the way Allura handled that entire situation invalidated her growth from hating Galra for being Galra. If she had properly grown as a character and the writers/showrunners actually showed that, she maybe would have reacted differently to SHOW it, to show that growth. This is just my personal opinion, the situation might have ended up the same either way, but i dont like how it was handled.

Call me a Klance fan for hating on the show but i am never going to get over or forgive this; KLANCE WAS WRONGED AND WE WERE FUCKING BAITED. I feel like many Klance fans wouldnt be as bitter as we are now if only we werent fucken BAITED

Tim Hendrick is the real MVP

Which reminds me; how is it good rep to show us Shadam, and we only know it's Shadam from the comic-con because it is not even PROPERLY PORTRAYED IN THE SHOW ITSELF that this is a gay relationship which could/would have been construed as roommates/friends NOT LOVERS, kill Adam so that so that we know little to nothing about him, then AT THE END OF THE SHOW pair Shiro with someone, again, we have little to no connection to? I feel like Dreamworks or whoeverthefuck was trying to squeeze too much rep into one single character, with Shiro being Japanese, disabled, mentally scarred from his trauma, oh and also gay but still a great role model. Look, i have no problem with Shiro being any and all of the above, but as has been mentioned by others, they relied too much on our love for Shiro, and tried to fit in too much rep in a single character when it could have been evenly spaces out between all or more than (1) one of them.

You know something ain't being done right when a plethora of fanon is lightyears better than canon. Again, dont get me wrong, i do love the story of vld, BUT that does not excuse the smell of the stanky shit they pulled multiple times.

...y'all there's 200k word fics out there better than what the beauty of Voltron derailed into

They had a chance to be a groundbreaking american animated show in terms of represention and instead they chose to skate close to the ground instead of shattering it by screwing up on multiple accounts.

LANCE WAS A WASTED CHARACTER. SO MUCH POTENTIAL, BEAUTIFUL POTENTIAL THAT WENT TO COMPLETE AND UTTER SHIT

As a hardcore Klance shipper, i say Allurance would have made more sense and sent a better message if it wasn't some half-assed shit sprinkled into s7 and shoved down our throats in s8. By making it canon you're essentially saying its totally fine for a guy to make repeated attempts on a girl when she's said no, and he'll eventually get her through dogged determination. LANCE WAS A FUCKIN REBOUND. WHY SAY HE'S GOING TO BE SOMEONES FIRST CHOICE (do not @ me about The Feud) THEN GET ALLURA TO 'CHOOSE' HIM AAAAFFFFTTTTEEERRRR LOTURA BECAME A CANON THING???

"Better an open-ending for Klance than a definite no possibility of it" bitch the fuck, don't bait us with Klance and make it such an obvious ship from FUCKING SEASON 1

"You'll be happy with the lgtb rep" *insert most deadpan expression in existence* does this look like the face of a happy camper

If you could make Korrasami a thing on freaking Nickelodeon, how did you fuck up so badly with Klance on NETFLIX?

"Voltron was targeted at 7-12 year old boys" KIDS WERE SEEING THAT KLANCE WAS HAPPENING. MY 6 YEAR OLD BROTHER SAW IT AND THE KID'S MORE INTERESTED IN FOOTBALL THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE

Unrelated but also related: if the Dragon Prince doesn't deliver on the GOOD lgbt rep they promised within the next 1 or 2 seasons, i am never trusting any american animated show that throws out the "oh we'll have lgbt rep just you wait n see" bone ever again

As someone who identifies being both demisexual and bisexual (demibi? Because apparently demigay Keith is a thing which just hurts now), i am sorely disappointed by, and hurt by voltron. The show isnt even bad! Its a good fucking story with good characters, a number of whom were utterly wasted. I think the whole mess vld derailed into in later seasons could have been avoided if they just didnt try for any romantic angles. Because, as they said, this is a show for 7-12 year old boys. Do you really think boys that age give an actual shit about romance.

Do you guys who read fanfics notice there is no 'fix-it' fics for the first 3 seasons? Those only turned up season 4 onwards. Does that say something? Hm...

I am just so angry and SAD and disappointed with THIS being the end to our journey with voltron. Just what the fuck. I know there's the comics but it's kind of not the same? And after what happened with the show i am wary about the comics now too.

Fucking KICK forever, fuck all of you haters and shit writers of the latter seasons, and bitches i can say that because I AM A WRITER AND HAVE BEEN ONE FOR 10 YEARS, I CALL IT LIKE I DAMN SEE IT

Finally, to end this rant, I leave you with what Tomoe from Kamisama Hajimemashita (dub) once said: I AM SEETHING. SEETHING WITH PURE RAGE.

*sits back and prepares for the hate*

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moquall · 6 years ago

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Dissidia Final Fantasy : SECRETUM～秘密～ (Part 1 / 2)

P.S : If you have seen a similiar post before, yes, I actually posted this one but i was stupid.. accidentally delete it because an error from my mobile browser ==“. I got the copy of this DVD in May 2018 and wanted to post it in August 2018 but i’m really sorry, I don’t have much free time since i need to focus on my thesis ==“ . Sorry for keep promising to post as soon as possible.

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I dont know if you’re interested but anyone remember SECRETUM ～秘密～ ?

This one is the official DVD and Bluray cover but i personally like the cover of the pamphlet that used in ffwikia and the premium edition cover that nomura drew :(

It’s DISSIDIA NT Special Live reading event held in December 18th - December 19th 2017, which is also part of FF 30th anniversary starring the Japanese voice actors of the casts.

From left to right : yuuki ono (amnesiac man), masakazu morita (tidus), toshiyuki morikawa (sephiroth), hideo ishikawa (squall), takahiro sakurai (cloud)

I posted some point i’ve collected before, but i am sorry i did a lot of mistake. Now i have the DVD version, so i want to share what really happened in this live reading event since no one talking about this, or more like people forget about this event -_-”

Let me remind you before you read,

First, I don’t have the script which is a part of the premium edition so i need to rely on my listening skill and there are a possibility i misheard something.

Second, I understand Japanese though it’s not 100%.

Third, my english skill is so bad so i’m sorry if I translated it wrongly and see a lot of grammar mistake .. so let me know if you see mistranslated and grammar mistake._.

Fourth, I actually uploaded this live reading somewhere so if you’re interested, i can give you the link but please ask me privately and do not redistribute it elsewhere. P.S : It’s in Japanese and of course no english version and english sub

FIFTH, IT’S A VERY LONG POST, a total of 8 act and some dialogues, so i decided to divide it into 2 parts.

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The story start with Morikawa-san and Sakurai-san as the narrator, introduce a little bit about what fantasy is and then continue narrating about Phantom Train from Final Fantasy VI. When the Phantom Train was on the Rift, on the way to send the dead to the afterlife, One of the souls broke the window and escaped. When he jumped out, this soul was illuminated by the light and falling off the train, just like a shooting stars. And then the scene switch to our three heroes.

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ACT 1

Somewhere in NT world (or i think you call it “World B”), the Weather Trio (Squall, Tidus and Cloud) who were under Materia’s request are on their way to investigate a mysterious light that fell into World B. Squall complained why he is doing this but Tidus said it can’t be helped since it’s Materia’s request and Cloud add it will be a trouble if they didnt help her so Squall decided to think it as a “mission” .

Tidus : But aren't you excited to pick up the shooting star ? Squall & Cloud : Whatever.. // Not interested (in the same time) Tidus : Oh okay... (silence) Tidus : What is this ?! a moment of silence ?! or a trial ? ... Hey, Cloud- Cloud : It seems we are closer to the fading point Tidus : Is that so ? Squall : Yeah, If the goddess's words are true, It's must not that far. Cloud : I'm happy for you, Tidus. the 'trial' will be over. Tidus : You sure have a good ear Squall : It's on the east. Let's go. Cloud : Yeah. Tidus : Roger.

And Squall's first monologue start.

“We all are not from this world. Because our origins are different, Cloud and Tidus are actually not the people whom i supposed to meet. At first we were forcibly summoned, forced to fight, couldn’t even escape and it was the worst situation. But as we keep continue fighting, I started to think I’m glad to be involved in this war with them and I can’t believe we meet again. This is not bad at all.”

Tidus asked the true form of the mysterious light. Cloud assumed since Materia said the light is a powerful source, it is probably a Summon while Squall doesn’t really care about it .When they reach their destination, They didn’t see anything or even feel a summon’s presence so Cloud thought Materia gave the wrong directions and just when they are going to return, they heard someone’s voice and what they found is a man.

Tidus : Ew.. He is dead.. Squall : A corpse won't speak Tidus : So he is just sleeping. Hey !! Are you okay ? The man : Ugh.. Squall : does he has any injury ? Tidus : No, it doesn't Cloud : Looks like it's not a summon Tidus : But isn't amazing ? falling from the sky and uninjured. The man : Sum...mon... Tidus : Oh, he woke up. The man : Where am i ? Tidus : Hmm.. I don't know how to explain.. Cloud : Perhaps this is not the world where you lived. The man : Huh ?

They asked the man's about his origin but the man doesn’t remember anything including his name so they came up with conclusion he has amnesia just like what happened in previous war. (Cosmos & Chaos war)

Tidus told him when the first time they were summoned to this world (he mean during cosmos-chaos war), their memories were hazzy and the man shouldn’t be worry because they are his allies, but Squall refused the call him “ally” because a warrior can’t fall from the sky and Materia wouldn’t say it as the powerful resource. Tidus and Squall start debating but Cloud stopped them. The amnesiac man thanked Tidus for his welcoming but also understand why Squall being so cautious. He want to know who is he and then ask Cloud what he should do and Cloud suggested to bring him and report to Materia. Cloud monologue’s start.

“We brought the man to the goddess’s tower and explained we found him instead of the mysterious light but our investigation is not over unless we bring back the powerful resources she sought and prove if there is abnormal thing or not. And we know nothing about this man’s identity. She said “i didn’t summon him”. Materia, the goddess who summoned us to this world is a novice god and not reliable.”

The four back to their starting point. The man ask the weather trio if he can join them and Tidus is happily accept him because he need someone he can talk with. The man promised to Squall he is not going to slow them down. Squall replied “whatever” and again, Squall’s inner monologue start.

“I want to think he is not our enemy but i have bad feeling since the goddess doesn’t know at all about him. Moreover, if a greater power is approaching, there is a possibility he is the one who summoned it. 'You must imagine the worst possible scenario'. That's what they taught to me.”

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Since this man has an amnesia, Tidus suggested to give him a nickname. He told the man some of their allies has a nickname like horned helmet (warrior of light) and onion kid (onion knight). Cloud stopped Tidus for coming up with weird nickname and The man thought a nickname based on their characteristic doesn’t suit him.

Tidus : You’ll understand when you see them ! But your clothes looks normal.. The man : Okay.. Sounds risky if i leave this to you. so, Squall, Have any idea ? Squall : ... <- (thinking) The man : Squall ? Squall : ... The man : SQUALL ?! HEY SQUALL ?! You have an idea, right ? Squall : ... The man : Squall ? Squall !! Squall !! Squa--!! Squall : JOOOHHHHHHNNNNNNN !! The man : Eh ? Huh ? Squall : John...

Squall explained he heard “John” is a name that used as an alias and the man is okay with that so they decided to call him John until he remember his name. The four then continue their investigation and again.. Squall’s inner monologue start.

“John Doe, It is a name given to unidentified corpse. It was written on the book i read before. If i abbreviate it to ‘John’, I am sure he will never know the real meaning”.

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ACT 2

The four now is in Alexandria. John asked why he didn't see people at all and Tidus explained it looks like the real one but this place is created by the gods and used somewhat as an “arena” for the conflict so nobody lives here yet .

John : A conflict and a match, huh ? Is Materia run an arena ? Tidus : Yeah ! And we fight on her place. John : eh ? with who? Tidus : with other warriors. I also fight Cloud and Squall. John : Are they the enemy ? Tidus : Hmm.. I think they 'turned into enemy side' a lot lately. John : Huh ? What about the audience ? Tidus : No, everyone participate in this conflict. John : And what's the point of doing that? Tidus : Hmm.. If they fight here, this world will be lively. John : But no one is watching, right ? Tidus : That's not what I mean 'lively' . John : Huh?? Hmm.. I'm confused Tidus : Yeah, me too.

Squall and Cloud who are done with their investigation join them. John commented they sure went through a lot fighting in the battle between the gods but Squall think it’s a part of mission and while Cloud think as an easy job which left Tidus surprised since he really enjoyed it. John thought they are willing to participate in the battle that probably risk their life and Tidus replied the battle looks more like a sports match (he actually wanted to said blitzball) and assured John could fight with the knife in his waist like one of ‘thief’ friend, Zidane. John then explained when the first time he look at this place, he said there is so much blind spot to hide which left Tidus wonder who John is.

They decided to go to another place. Tidus asked why Squall being unfriendly with John and He replied they know nothing about John and advised not to be so friendly but Tidus doesn’t care with that because he can’t leave him alone. Squall let out a sigh and told him to do whatever he want and then Tidus’s monologue start.

“It’s a story about my homeworld. When i came from Zanarkand to Spira, i was puzzled and feeling anxious. But I am very happy when they treated me with kindness that time. That’s why i cant leave John alone.”

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They arrived in Cornelia Plains and fight some of manikins there. Squall asked where John is and Tidus answered he told John to hide under the hill to watch them fight but he is nowhere to be seen and suddenly John who is on a tree called and told them it’s a best place to hide and see how the battle progress. John asked if that zombie-like creature is their enemy and a part of the abnormal things but Tidus replied its’ an enemy from the previous war but they didn’t appear as much as before. Squall offered to investigate alone. John jokes Squall doesn’t trust him but Squall replied it “It’ll be a trouble if you hide your presence like before.”

Tidus and Cloud then explained the abnormal things they look for is something more powerful than manikins and they assumed it's a summon which something like a mythical beast, spirit or guardian deity of this world. John feels like he heard about summon before and trying to remember it but no luck and that time Squall is back and reported he didn’t find anything.

John : You sure you didn’t see anything ? Squall : What do you mean ? John : You didn’t let me to investigate alone because you’re hiding about summon, right ? Please. Tell me truth ! I’m sure It’s important to me. Squall : Who is hiding it ? Tidus : Squall, please... Squall : You’re not the only one who came here recently but Y’shtola and Noctis remember everything about their origins. Tidus : Ah ?! John : Again.. another name I never heard. Squall : I see… I don’t know where you got the info but the warriors suffering from amnesia is happened a long time ago. John : You think I pretending I have an amnesia ? For what ? Squall : It’ll be easy for you to collect information. Cloud : Stop it ! There is no end for this argument. Squall & John : ... Cloud : Let’s go to the other place

John decided to leave the party to find the clues about his memories because what Squall said make sense and since he doesn’t have his memories there is a possibility he is their enemy. Tidus tried to stop him and assured he is not an enemy and doesn’t look like it, like the arrogant man with golden armor (Emperor Mateus) or the one who seek the power of void (Exdeath). John thanked Tidus and left. Tidus then confront Squall and he answered if he is enemy’s spy, he would not leave them and explained..

Squall : Up till now, I don't have a proof he is not our enemy. But we will be killed if he suddenly attack us while hiding his presence like before. That's why I can't lower my guard. Tidus : Oh.. You're worried about us ? ...Sorry for thinking you're stubborn and troublesome. Squall : Stubborn ?! Tidus : Sorry.. Cloud : Let's continue our investigation Tidus : But I'm worried about John. Cloud : Are you going to find him ? Tidus : I want him to rejoin the party because i trust him. Are you okay with that, Squall ? Squall : Yeah... Tidus : Okay ! LET'S GO !

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Some time passed after John left the party and now he is in the Floating Continent . He saw a lot of manikins roaming around the meadow but since he is not familiar with this area, walking alone will be tough. The fog is getting thicker and the manikins doesn’t even leave the area which left him with no choice to fight but just when he is ready to attack, Cloud and Squall come to help him. John wondered why the two are here and Tidus come and said it’s obvious they are coming to help their friend and encouraged him to fight together.

Cloud : Glad we made it. John : You’re coming to run after me ? Tidus : Yeah ! We all wanted to go together. John : We all ? Tidus : Right, Squall ? Squall : …For now John : (chuckle) For now, huh..

Tidus said even their objective are different, he want the four as a party and John replied he is okay with that since going alone to find the clues is difficult. John thanked Squall for helping him and Squall said “Whatever..”. Cloud then encouraged him “If you don’t know who you are, You can believe on yourself.” the four continue their journey and the scene switch to John’s inner monologue.

“Even though I have no clues about who I am, I started to feel that I’m different with them. When my memories returned and know my true identity, I hope I’m not their enemy. That’s what I believe for now.”

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Meanwhile, there was a commotion in the Phantom Train after one of the soul escaped. While the souls are talking about this, a man in black cloak is sitting alone at the corner, looking at where the soul fall which is dissidia world from the train’s window. And then this man started to lament.

“Aah… The treasure I keep is gone. The one who escaped this train stole it. If I have the treasure, I can take you all to the paradise. Please.. lend me your hand. Shake the Phantom Train and make it fall into the real world. Take the treasure back from the insolent thief.”

“If we have the treasure, we can go to the ‘paradise’ “ . Those words are enough to instigate the souls scared with the hell. The souls believe those words and made the Phantom Train derailed and go to dissidia world instead. While the souls were absorbed with the treasure to revive the dead which is unknown if it is really exist or not, No one realize the man in black cloak is nowhere to be seen.

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ACT 3

The four had check every place but they found nothing. Tidus complained Materia fooled them but Cloud and Squall sense something bad and they saw a train in the sky.

Tidus : WOAAAH !! The train is coming here !! Cloud : It won’t crashed here. Tidus : Why are you so calm ? We will be died if it crashed here. (The train crashed) Squall : Calm down. Tidus : DON’T SAY AFTER IT CRASHED !

They wondered if it’s a part of the abnormal thing and the area is suddenly surrounded by the smoke. John suddenly felt a pain, said he heard a voices which make his head hurts and passed out after that. The trio wondered if the smoke affect him since they don’t feel anything.

Tidus : The voices John has heard.. Who is it ? .. Huh ? Cloud : It’ll be dangerous if we get close to it. Squall : Yeah.. Let’s go back to previous place Cloud : Right. We need to let John rest. Tidus : Yeah.. yeah. Wait ! Wait a minute. Squall : What ? Tidus : No.. it’s nothing. Nevermind. Squall : What do you mean ? Tidus : Hehe.. Your voices are similiar Squall : Huh?

"What I heard is a song to soothe the souls of the dead in my world and a voice of the old man i know. I kinda get a clue what the train is so I am not scared anymore when i noticed it. Well, because I'm kinda similiar to them."

Tidus laughed, enough to make Squall confused and asked if he look like with someone. Tidus then decided to investigate the train alone but stopped by Cloud and Squall. He assured it will be quick and told them he is not ‘alone’. Just when Cloud and Squall is going to carry John back to the previous place, “One winged Angel” plays and Sephiroth came, told them to hand John to him or die instead . Cloud refused but Sephiroth explained John is the man who escaped the train carrying the dead and got revived. Cloud fight him and told Squall to escape and take John somewhere.

"Is it John who caused this ? or Sephiroth’s plotted it ? What did Tidus noticed ? I don’t know but my role is obvious. I’ll stop Sephiroth !"

TO BE CONTINUED ON PART 2

#dissidia #dissidia secretum #dissidia final fantasy nt #cloud strife #squall leonhart #tidus #sephiroth #locke cole #sakurai takahiro #ishikawa hideo #morita masakazu #morikawa toshiyuki #ono yuuki #dissidia nt #dissidia final fantasy #translation #i decided to add act 3 here because part 2 will cover my thoughts too

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danny-phantump · 7 years ago

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and i thought to myself: what if the other swords were the bases for fern instead of the grass sword?

(names, personalities, and how they came to be under the cut)

Tinn (because tin is a metal, and the sword is metal. not... my best work but it holds)

Created when Scarlet got thrown into the 4D rift in combination with Finn. No one know why both Tinn and Finn came out, but they did. Tinn was created back in Finn’s younger days, so he’s pretty upbeat, though his naturally neutral and stiff face could fool anyone. He’s a little beat up, but he doesn’t mind. He doesn’t mind a lot- or at least, he won’t say. His face doesn’t have a whole lot of movement capabilities, despite the rest of him working fine, to PB’s bafflement. Because of this, he mostly stays quiet, though he hums a lot. He sometimes ‘freaks out’, parts of him reverting to 4 dimensions and flipping out all over 3D space. There’s not much to do but wait it out, despite it possibly being world-endingly catastrophic, much the the chagrin of... everyone.

Design notes: his sword rusts away when he dismisses it, and seems to be built from that same dust when he summons it. his core is made of one massive ruby, but the rest of him is just made of the same gold-alloy as scarlet.

Fig (like a fig tree)

Created via life magic (why would you throw your sword at Life Giving Magus’s weird glowing orb Finn, he’s not even doing anything he’s just making an ominous orb), Fig for some reason doesn’t have all of Finn’s memories- they stop at about age 11. The physically smallest of the swords, as well as mentally youngest, he is the little brother. Not just of the Finns- everyone. You thought you were just saying hi? No, you’re telling him you’ll beat up the kids pushing him around on the playground. He doesn’t go to school. You’re playing tag with him. You don’t know how you got to the park. On a darker note though... Fig was lost deep in a dungeon while adventuring. He waited for someone to come find him but... he had snuck out after being grounded by Jake for being reckless and getting hurt. They didn’t know where he was. And slowly, as the weeks went by, he petrified. They finally found him months later but.... Princess Bubblegum, despite her best efforts, can’t revive him. She hasn’t given up hope, but everyone is terrified they were far, far too late.

Design notes: Fig’s limbs are roots twisted together, and his fingers are smaller roots. He has three fingers on each hand and three toes on each foot. His face has a muppet-like mouth, split all the way from ear to ear, but he doesn’t usually open it that far.

Finnalor (Focalor is a demon in Christian mythology who looks like a man with the wings of a griffon)

Created when Kee Oth tried to fix the demon sword with Finn’s blood, Finnalor is cranky. He’s grumpy. He’s hangry. He’s- have you ever watched Gravity Falls? He’s Robbie. A little obsessive over old crushes, mostly snarky and needlessly rude. He’s got a good heart, it’s just a little.... buried. In demon blood. He left after about two days to go live alone on a mountain where no one can hurt him and he cant hurt anyone. Finn knows his summoning and banishing spells and we don’t know why.

Design notes: big. large. long. Finnalor is not a small demon, and hes got the teeth and claws to prove it. He’s wearing a hat Finn washed with red socks three years ago and never threw out.

Fern (thats our boy)

You know who Fern is!

Design notes: round

Finn.2 (i was This Close to making him tiny and calling him miniFinn)

He just sort of... popped out of the Finn Sword when it broke. He’s just... Finn. Point two. He left to go help the humans off their island and hang out with his mom, but he calls sometimes to check up on everybody. There’s something.... fragile about him though. Like he survived something he wasn’t meant to, and he’s waiting to pay the price...

Design notes: that sword is actually a part of him. If he loses it, he can sense it to find it, but if it gets destroyed he goes with it. Its missing the blue orb.

F.I.N.N (Fully Integrated Neural Network, pronounced Finn, but he calls himself RoboFinn when Finn OG is around to avoid confusion)

Hey Finn, can you find the other arm for this cool robot im building? nnnno, a sword is not close eno- what did you do. how did you- what? what????

He’s pretty cool! pretty chill. a neat dude. generally laid back, but very graceful and good at Fighting and Swords. despite having all of Finn’s memories in even better detail than anybody else cause hes a robot, he probably cares the least about being Finn. Or at least, hes Finn enough for him. He works full time at the castle, partly for guard purposes and partly so Princess Bubblegum can do maintenance on him when he falls off the wall again because he was trying to do a Sweet Flip. Also though, because a thing used to kill a fragment of the Lich, who is now a robot with Lich horns, seems.... suspicious. As Fun and Cool as FINN is, we’re keeping an eye on him....

Design notes: The black lines through his body are segments- hes an armored endoskeleton. his feet are actually just sharp points, though he gets around fine on them (not on smooth surfaces though. its like a deer on ice). He’s holding up a peace sign up there.

Sinn (sin + finn)

Hunson Abadeer makes weird plans. We don’t know much about this kid, or why Hunson threw the Night Sword into a vat of goo and it made a magic Finn, but that happened and now we have to deal with the consequences. He’s got a weird magic eye stump that makes magic hands. his whole face flips up like a lid and its filled with teeth. He doesn’t bend right and doesn’t speak. He’s weird, this is weird, i dont trust like that.

Design notes: he has devil horns.

General notes: i didnt originally mean for all of them to be in the same world, but the thought of finn just. continually spawning more finns via swords is hilarious to me. “maybe i should switch to bows and arrows. or axes or something.” you poor bastard.

I do actually have a sort-of explanation- fucking around with multiverse shit makes your genes+memories+essence go nuts and try and smear themselves on everything important to you. its sort of a built in self-preservation mechanism- of you die out there, some piece of you can survive in some way or another. Finn’s just tremendously unlucky.

also almost every color used i lifted directly from the wiki. i gotta say yall use a lot of ‘saddle brown’.

#fucko #adventure time #finn mertens #finn the human #fern the human

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mittensmorgul · 7 years ago

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Hi! Do you know if anyone has covered Dean having the lock pick in his pocket in 13.17 and the bit in 13.15 where he said Sam was like a boy scout for having his lock pick? It seems to me like Dean was being Sam's Parent there, like how a little kid will pay for a meal with a dollar bill or something and everyone acts impressed and stuff and then the grown ups actually pay. Thanks!

Hi there! I personally didn’t see it as Dean being condescending toward Sam in 13.15. I know I wrote something about it... (hang on... looking for it... which might take a while... but it’s not like I’ve got you on the phone here listening to muzak...)

http://mittensmorgul.tumblr.com/post/171706968805/i-really-dont-like-how-they-wrote-dean-in-13x15

There you go. (It actually just took me searching my blog for “lock pick” and was literally the first entry, but I hope you enjoyed that 12 seconds of muzak anyway). :P

Dean and Sam BOTH always have lock picks, tools, and weapons hidden on their persons. I mean, this goes WAY back to early seasons, but has been a specific plot point on more than one occasion, for BOTH of them. One specific example for Dean that always leaps to mind is from 5.04 when Future!Dean questions Regular!Dean:

DEAN: Look, man—I'm no shapeshifter or demon or anything, okay?2014!DEAN: Yeah, I know. I did the drill while you were out. Silver, salt, holy water—nothing. But you know what was funny? Was that you had every hidden lockpick, box cutter, and switchblade that I carry. Now, you want to explain that? Oh, and the, uh, resemblance, while you're at it?

So Dean carries a lot of “hidden” tools of his trade, and has for years, and likely still does. And likely was about to pull out his own lock pick in 13.15 when Sam beat him to it.

If you go read the conversation about it on that linked post above, you’ll understand my perspective on it, which isn’t parental so much as a chance to poke at Sam, knowing that they’re both just as capable as the other.

And here in 13.17, Dean does pull out his own lock pick, and frees himself enough to toss the Seal of Solomon to Sam so he can close the rift and stop the monster Glythur from possessing him. Proving that he was always just as prepared as Sam would’ve been, despite that particular exchange in 13.15.

Dean: Look at you. You're like a Boy Scout. You're always prepared.Sam: Yeah. You're like a...Dean: Yeah?Sam: I don't know what you're like.

Which was more of a statement of the fact that Sam kinda... doesn’t really know what Dean’s like. It’s a rather direct commentary on everything we’ve ever written about Dean’s “performance mask” and the fact that Sam has started to recognize that Dean hasn’t completely ditched that mask. He’s trying, and he’s making progress, but at the same time when Dean does drop the performance, it’s not met with easy acceptance. That’s not entirely Sam’s fault, but it’s a tricky thing for both of them to begin to understand that Dean’s not being flippant or silly when he does something like quoting Disney cartoons or caring what the Scooby Gang thinks of him. Sam is beginning to get that this is a real part of Dean, like the part that “wuvs hugz” or whatever, and it’s not Dean being obnoxious when he goes on and on about cowboy history but sharing something he’s truly happy about.

So yeah, Sam really doesn’t know what Dean’s like, but he’s learning. And meanwhile Dean’s still got his lockpick in his pocket so he can keep freeing himself from chains, but he also appreciates the fact that Sam’s standing across the room to say the magic words to lock the tentacle monster back up in its own universe.

#spn 13.15 #spn 13.17 #sam sympathizes and dean empathizes #performing dean #Anonymous

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like-rain-or-confetti · 7 years ago

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Limbo (Shadowhunters x reader)

It was always tricky trying to make your way through the Seelie Queen’s forest without an escort. However, Simon had much less anxiety doing it now that he was, in the queens eyes, her friend. It was snowing, and he could feel the cold creep up on him yet not affect him in the slightest. Perks of being a vampire. Suddenly he was startled by the snapping of twigs and he turned to look at the source. “You...you don’t look like you belong here...” Simon frowned, looking you up and down. Fair folk always had very specific features, you looked completely normal. You shrugged, you looked rather irritated by his statement, then again, you looked to be in a bad mood anyway. “Are you lost?” Simon asked. “You dont look like you’re supposed to be here.” “Lost would imply not knowing where i am.” You said sucking your teeth as you paused. “I’m in the Seelie Queen’s forest, in the shadow world and im heading in this direction.” You crossed your arms. “...That’s awfully specific-” “I know the real meaning of being lost, this place might be daunting but you can find your way. Where im from, there is no way.” “...and you’re from...” Simon pressed. “Far from here.” You pondered. “Far from anywhere, I don’t think it has a name...or a concept of time. I guess it’s the closest thing to Limbo.” “Right...” Simon said, this person must have been high yet they were so self assured even with their stance. “Sounds lovely...uh...i guess?” “No, it’s anything but actually.” You snapped. “If you want to live the real definition of lost then go there. That place changes people.” “Yeah, i think im doing okay here...you know, a place with the ‘concept of time’.” You simply shrugged again. “Do you need help?” Simon tried. You reluctantly nodded. “I have friends who can help you. I’m supposed to be meeting them.” Simon said.

“Who’s your friend?” Isabelle smiled with a look of confusion as Raphael quirked a brow. Clary, Jace, Alec and Luke stayed silent. “Oh, this is...” Simon gestured to you but paused and turned to you. “You never told me your name.” “(Y/N).” You said simply offering a small smile to the group. A sweet small smile that didn’t match the piercing look you wore in your eyes. “Right, (Y/N) here, was in the Seelie Queen’s forest...they need your help. They’re quite far from home.” “Which is...?” Isabelle pressed. Jace and Alec cast each other a look, they didn’t trust you in the slightest, there was something off about you. “Well that’s the thing, Clary could i talk to you for a sec?” Simon asked. As Clary stood up, Jace did too. “Im coming with.”

You wasted no time once the three left. “Can I ask you something, Vampire?” You tilted your head. “Go ahead.” Raphael furrowed his brow at you. “What does it feel like to be stuck as the world goes on around you?” You asked lightly. “That’s not a simple answer, sometimes you forget...” “Sorry but, how do you know he’s a vampire?” Isabelle said looking you up and down. “I’m not necessarily what you’d consider a textbook mundane. I know of the shadow world but i’m just someone trying to make their situation better. Im not from here.” “Right...so you said.” Luke said. “So do you come from say...Brazil?” Luke said with a hint of humour and your cold expression melted away as you let out a giggle. “A little further...i think.” The laugh made the group a little less tense, you weren’t so awkward to be around. “So how did you get here?” “I was looking for my friend...i don’t know how long it has been but, i miss him.” “A boyfriend?” Isabelle sent a suggestive smirk. You blushed and nodded. “Long term?” Isabelle pressed, trying to keep the mood light until Simon came back with Clary and Jace. You thought for a moment before peering over at a newspaper on the booth next to theirs. You nodded again. “A few years...and quite frankly many more.”

In that moment Clary came back with a confused expression. “Hey, so do you want to do anything before we go? A friend of ours should be able to help but he didn’t come today. Is that okay?” You nodded. “Yeah, um, can i use the bathroom before we go?” “Of course, its right down there and take a right.” Clary smiled which you offered in return. Once you were gone, Clary’s smile disappeared. “Okay so from what Simon is saying, this place...isn’t heard of- probably doesn’t even exist. It’s hidden like the Seelie Court but with seventeen layers of inception. It’s confusing, even they don’t know what it is. We’ll take them to Magnus, see if he knows anything but i think we need help here.” “I can go to the silent brothers? They’re bound to know for sure.” Isabelle said rising to a stand and Clary nodded. “I never even thought of them.” Isabelle grinned. “I’ll take them back to the institute.” Jace said. “Then we can keep an eye on them and protect them.” “I really don’t think they’re a threat Jace.” Clary said. “I think they are just confused.” “We don’t know for sure, they are a threat until we do know.”

You stepped out of the way of two female fair folk giggling as they left the bathroom. They were much more attractive than any human could be, making you feel inferior to them for a moment. You eyed the empty stalls, you hadn’t used a bathroom in years and you wouldn’t now. You looked at your reflection in the mirror. You raked your fingers through your hair and rubbed your eyes before wiping them with a finger. Seeing a yourself was a rarity, back home there weren’t many mirrors and if there were, it was an overwhelming amount of reflections. To see only one of you looking back...it was comforting. It felt like home used to. You didn’t have your constant smile as you did before, in fact you looked paler, and tired. You noticed some split ends in your hair, reminding you of the haircut you never got around to. You took a breath, your mind going to Finn. He never cared for the term ‘boyfriend’. it wasn’t in his time. He would say that he ‘courted’ you. You missed him. You missed his presence even more. it was so natural to have him with you, now that he was gone...it was lonely. Things were easier with him which made you more eager to find him.

“Pardon my saying so,” Magnus uncrossed his leg and moved to a stand, his index finger held up to raise a thought after listening to earlier events. “but to consider this ‘limbo’ as a place of good is terribly niave but then again, it would also be so to determine it as a place of evil.” “With that way of mind, you could also say that to deem it as anything.” Alec said and Magnus smiled pointing at Alec in approval. “Well limbo is like a place that has no time or is stuck in time? So does is not depend on what limbo’s environment is like?” Simon spoke up. “Simon, there are religions that believe limbo to be a bad place to end up.” Clary who sat on the arm of the chair, next to Simon, turned her head to Simon. “It could be like watching the scene of a movie over and over. Even if you love the scene, you’ll eventually get sick of seeing it.” “My, my, this is quite the riddle.” Magnus clapped his hands together interlocking his fingers under his chin with a child-like twinkle in his eyes. “Before we jump too far ahead,” Alec eyed his boyfriend “perhaps we should keep in mind that this place was unheard of until now, entirely unreachable. Now we have some random person, from this place, talking to Simon and isn’t exactly pleasant. That means that there is a rift somewhere that was originally entirely sealed off.” “Perhaps they haven’t been in contact with people in so long and are a bit rusty?” Magnus lightly joked nudging Alec who simply exhaled louder than necessary. “It doesn’t explain what they said though...I can’t describe the look they gave me, it was a heart-broken one...they said that this place changed people.” “The Shadow world changes people...” Clary said quietly. “i think we can all agree im not the same person i was before all of this.” Clary’s words dampened the sliver of light heartedness that Magnus etched into the conversation.

You dug your hands into the pockets of your jacket, taking the streets in. “Have you ever been here before?” Jace asked. “I used to live here. My house was a few streets away.” “Oh...you moved?” “Not really...I left it behind, i guess.” You chose your words carefully. “Did something happen?” “I met my boyfriend and after him, everything changed. I’d like to say for the better but i’m not sure yet. I love him though, that stayed the same. We fit together like clockwork. We make sacrifices for the ones we love, no?” Jace pondered your words, his suspicion forgotten for a moment. “I think so-” He thought about Clary. Clary changed just about everything he knew but he knew it was for the better. “No, i know we do but it sounds like you left everything behind...even though you didn’t want to.” “Back home, i get to a lot of time to think and i’d be lying if i said that very thing hadn’t crossed my mind. i don’t dwell on it though, it’s been years since my family have seen me. They think i’m dead, better they think that because i can’t go back.” “Are you a missing person?” You shook your head. “No.” “You’re finding it really easy to talk about this, people don’t usually just come out and say these things.” You chuckled under your breath. “Everyone becomes desensitised to it eventually.” Jace smirked. “You know, at first i was suspicious because of the way you talk but now i kinda like you. It’s interesting, you’re different.” “Not where, i’m from. Back home, i am painfully ordinary.” “You must be eager to get back home, since everything you say goes back to it.” “...No, i don’t want to go back. Trust me when I say you don;t want to be where im from... no one does.”

Alec’s phone vibrated, Isabelle’s caller ID lit up the screen. “Izzy?” “Alec!” Isabelle said hurriedly sounding to be rushed. “Have you heard from Jace?” “No... why? What’s going on?” “(Y/N)! The Silent Brothers know where they’re from and it’s not supposed to be open, that’s why it’s unreachable! It’s dangerous! We need to tell Jace! His life could depend on it!” Alec quickly hung up and dialled Jace’s number making the others glance at one another in concern. “Alec?” “Jace! Are you okay!?” Is (Y/N) with you!?” “Funny you should say that, because they’re gone! i opened the door for them and now they’ve magically disappeared!” “Jace! Do not let them in the institute and be careful. They could be a threat.” There was a pause. “Boy, do you have some explaining to do - Alec, i’ll call you back...what the he-” “Jace!” Alec protested but Jace had hung up.

Jace’s brow furrowed at the young man who looked like he had just walked out of the eighteenth century. Even vampires kept up to date to modern clothes, so who was he? He was staring directly at Jace before he quickly approached. “Have you seen my friend? I was told you were with them as well as others.” “(Y/N)?” “Yes!” The late teen cried in relief. “Where are they?” He was frighteningly close to Jace. “I don’t know...and i think you should take a few steps back.” Jace warned reaching for his weapon. The teen saw this, his eyes tearing from Jace’s to his weapon. “If you won’t tell me...then i’ll make you tell me.” He said firmly. Jace expected him to lunge, he was ready for the teen to lunge...but he never did. Instead he briskly walked away and for some reason, Jace couldn’t let him leave. “Hey! Wait!” Jace charged forward onto the road after the teen before everything went black. The teen boy looked down at Jace’s crumpled body as the driver of the car scratched his head. He was sure he hit something...yet nothing was there. He then eyed the front of his car, the damned thing must have been on it’s last legs. A few beeps of horns made him hurry back into his car. He never saw Jace or the teen boy as he dragged Jace out of the way, out of traffics way. “Finn?” A voice said. He turned to see you before pulling you into his side, planting a kiss to your forehead. “This isn’t over yet love, they will try to send us home.” You tightened your grip on Finn’s shirt. “We won’t. We’ll make sure of it.” You looked back down at Jace. “What about him?” “He’s not dead, but he won’t bother us anymore.” “Don’t kill him...” Finn tutted. “Of course not...well, not if we can avoid it. Now tell me (Y/N), how many more?” “One of them won’t be a bother for us but...then there is six.” “Then i’ll need you to do something for me, my love...”

Luring Clary, Alec, Isabelle, Raphael, Magnus and Simon to an abandoned factory was not easy but when you claimed a demon attack outside the institute caused harm to Jace forcing you both to flee there was enough to get them to come. They didn’t trust your story but if Jace was hurt...Alec knew he was hurt. He felt it, He felt Jace just reaching for life. “How did you do it?” You asked Finn who dragged Clary by her arms into the room, locking her ankles with chains. “A little girl ,warlock, her name was Maddie or something like that. They aren’t hurt...they’re in a deep sleep like they were dosed with medicine.” “And Jace? Is he here?” “No,” Finn shook his head. “He’s at his institute, i’m sure he’s been noticed and is being taken care of as we speak.” Finn paused before looking up at you. “We’re not bad people (Y/N).” “I know...but i also know we aren’t necessarily good people either.” “You know what’s at stake, we have to do this. We can’t go back there, look at what we’ve done, we cant stop now.” “Hey,” you said lowly crouching down sensing his worry. “I understand. This’ll be over soon. We’re not going back there.” Simon came to, to see you swinging on an old wooden chair, the moonlight hitting off your face. You caught eyes with him and grabbed a bag of blood next to the empty bag. He twisted to hear a rattle of the chains binding his wrists and ankles. He looked around to see his friends in the same situation, shoulder to shoulder beside him. You ripped open the bag making Raphael and Simon hiss. You can move your arms with the help of your friends up to your shoulders - enough to reach this.” you said not making eye contact with him. “Try to appreciate it a little, i went through quite a bit to smuggle this out the hospital.” “Why are you doing this?” Simon asked as you placed the cup of blood in front of him. “I’ll explain everything, i promise.” You assured him. “Be patient.” “Jace isn’t here...is he?” Clary asked. “No, he’s not. He’s at the institute, Finn is making sure he is getting help.” “Stop playing the nice one here and get on with it.” Alec said. “You lied to us, you hurt Jace, you planned this.” “I think we all know i wasn’t exactly nice at any point.” You scowled. “I lied to get you here, but i haven’t lied about who i am or why im here.” “No, you were too busy being cryptic and telling us things that would never make sense.” “Then arent you glad i’m willing to tell you? Everything i said was true and does make sense, you just dont have all the pieces of the puzzle.

I had no problems at home, i was entirely ordinary until the very end. I don’t remember now how i met Finn. He was just a funny looking boy who i eventually got close to despite never speaking to him. He’d always be outside my house yet no one else could see him. He would always listen and eventually, he would stand outside the living room window at night to meet me. He never said a word yet i knew him like i already had the answers. I never understood it yet i never questioned it either. One night i opened the living room window. My touch went right through him. He disappeared for a moment like static before reappearing. Despite that, he reached out for me and pretended he was dragging me out by my arm. He wanted me to come with him and i didn’t think twice. My mum and dad, they were in the garage, they’d been on a night out to the movies. They didn’t see me walk out of the house until i got to the sidewalk. I continued to follow him, completely at ease. As my parents noticed me and called my name, i stepped onto the road between two of the neighbours cars. Tires screeched and then i felt myself soaring through the air. My parents screamed, i heard their cried and i felt something run down my head. The road was cold yet comforting as i felt everything in my body slow down. Finn stood over me, he ran his fingers over my face as i herd him whisper how everything was okay. I could barely feel his fingers, they were like the brush of a feather. What i told Jace at the institute was true. My parents think im dead because i died on the way to hospital. The ambulance doors were opening to cart me in and Finn took my hand helping me out of the ambulance that took my body away without me. He explained everything, I cried, i screamed at the life i had lost but i couldn’t be mad at him and i couldn’t regret it. With a flash, i was no longer at my house, i was at that place. People called it Limbo, but the people there, they had no name for it. There was no concept of time and it was the same moment of repeat, it’s maddening after a while. i didn’t make the best of choices when i was alive, i wasn’t a good person but i wasn’t a bad person and thats where people like me go. When the place opened it was like a tear of colour surrounded by black and white. Finn went in and when he didn’t come back, i went in too. After a lot of walking i bumped into you Simon. When we went to that bar, i looked at the newspaper for the date. I died in 1998. It’s been well over ten years and you know the rest.” “You kidnapped us because of the silent brothers, you knew they wouldn’t allow you to go free.” Isabelle said. “That’s right and i’m not going back there. That place has to be worse than hell. So i’ll do what i have to do, even if it means i become a bad person, even if it means the devil himself drags me to hell.” “So you’ll kill us then?” Clary said. “Thats how this ends?” “No...atleast not as it stands...not by our hands. Apparently Finn made a friend during his time here...Jonathan will be here to collect you all soon.” “You’re handing us over to Sebastian!?” Alec yelled. “We couldn’t bind you with ordinary chains. So Jonathan helped, Finn even got that little girl to put you all to sleep. She’s a talented girl, really.” “Who?” Magnus asked firmly. “Maddie? Is that what Finn said?” You asked yourself. “Madzie!?” Alec and Magnus said in unison. “Probably, Finn wasnt sure.” you shrugged. “We were willing to help you...” Simon said. “and this is what you do in response? I can’t believe after your story that you’d be capable of that.” You crouched down in front of Simon. “I told you Simon, where i’m from, that places changes you. It forces you to do things you’d never imagine all within the means to survive because people go mad in there, if you ever see anyone.” You picked up the now empty glass. “I havent been able to do this in years and i didn’t even get to say years in that place because you never had a clue how long it had been. This is new. Jonathan gave it to Finn and then me when Finn found me. In return, we had to give Clary over. The rest of you are a bonus because we cant be found. We need to cover our tracks. We dont want to- we need to.”

#you decide how it ends #imagine #shadowhunters #the mortal instruments #magnus bane #simon lewis #clary fray #raphael santiago #Isabelle Lightwood #alec lightwood #malec #reader

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rogue-rook · 7 years ago

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many many highlights from The Crystal Kingdom from a first-time TAZ listener

featuring some bits from the Lunar Interlude II: Internal Affairs

travis: “it was streaming on witch. that’s like magical twitch!”

SWEET ANGO HAS RETURNED!

i cannot believe griffin went to the EFFORT of making a fantasy costco jingle

the lockpicking garden gnome called the Nitpicker that insults the damn party is a beyond brilliant object for sale at the fantasy costco

I really want to lodge a complaint with the HR department of the bureau of balance on sweet angus macdonald’s behalf bc these grown men are FULL ON BULLYING THIS TEN YEAR OLD BOY GENIUS

so is this new shitty scientist consultant lucas a bigger annoyance than shitty train butler wizard jenkins or does jenkins still retain that title

travis: "anything this touches turns to crystal?" griffin: "yeah, pink tourmaline" travis: "yeah, I'm not gonna say that, because I'm an adult"

CAREY FANGBATTLE is like on par with Jess the Beheader in terms of Cool Names

griffin: “so the three of you are currently sitting in a gondola, which is another word for a little boat” travis, singing: “the more you knoooowww”

“so it’s made of crystal, right?” “yes, everything is crystal” x1000000

the crystal kingdom song is beautiful

griffin: “you see a sign that says The Magical World Of Elevators” justin: “griffin's really stickin it to the people who say he's not allowed to have elevators in this game”

today in failed brand marketing: “Upsy, your lifting friend”

this arc is ACTUALLY set up like a video game level puzzle, when griffin says “ah, you’ve solved my crystal puzzle” it will actually apply

clint: “I rolled a 4 but I get another roll...a 5″ travis: “wow, you're really bad at dnd”

merle: “I'm gonna use Banishment on the cockroach” griffin: “okay, you're just gonna yell GET OUT OF HERE COCKROACH, I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE”

magnus is being fucking mean to lucas, the genius inventor, and he’s been a TOTAL DICK to sweet boy genius detective angus macdonald, and i feel like pointing out that he was WAYYY nicer to shitty evil wizard train butler jenkins who beheaded a guy with a teleportation door

griffin: “one of the signs is labeled Radiation Ventilation Maintenance Chamber, and the other is labeled Lil Genius BuddyBot R&D" travis: "I feel like this is a trick” clint: “I feel like griffin has been playing Fallout”

I LOVE HODGE PODGE THE LIL GENIUS BUDDYBOT!!! EVEN IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE EVIL, THE SOUND OF HIS VOICE MADE ME LOVE HIM PRETTY INSTANTLY AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT

hodge podge: “magnus! merle! take-o” goddamnit griffin

justin: “can we just put the stone of far speech in front of the robit and griffin, you can just talk to yourself?”

hodge podge is exactly the kind of unsettling demon robit with a mostly-adorable voice, except for when he goes demon-y, that I expected from griffy

justin: “my character taako has innate skills in: investigation, nature, history, religion, arcana, and religion” so is he double good at religion then

taako: “okay, I got a question for you: who....do we work for?”

lucas: “hey, are you just mean to everyone?” THANK GOD SOMEONE VOICED THIS LEGITIMATE FUCKING CONCERN, THE GRUBBY GRIFTERS ARE MONSTERS

clint: “I look up what scrumbled means” griffin: “justin said that in a Monster Factory once and I’ve been using it like it’s a real word” justin: “I am the lewis carroll of my generation”

noel the friendly medic robit’s voice started at vaguely-angus like and then became straight up country southern and i really hope somebody calls griffin on it

i really think griffin introduced the nitpicker so he could have a way of introducing his own critiques of his dad and brothers’ dnd skills

the little compact mirror has some shit in it that i think must be important

there’s a rift in space and time and pink tourmaline is coming out of it and the damn song is super ominous and making me MEGA NERVOUS and honestly i don’t know what the flying goddamn fuck is happening but i am SO INTO IT

lucas: “you’re just yelling hugbears at me” magnus: “BUG! HEARS!” “what” “what”

so is lucas just like holding these poor bugbears in fucking slavery

the grubby grifters discover the tourmalined body of boyland and magnus asked if he can DESECRATE THE GODDAMN BODY OF HIS TRAGICALLY DECEASED COWORKER

griffin: “these two figures are just taking these ice robits to Fool School”

awww they’re gonna fight one of my favorite little creepy crawlies! human sized tardigrades that will absolutely fuck their shit up!!! so cute

griffin: “you’re so loosey-goosey with your possessions! ‘hi scuddle-buddy! bye scuddle-buddy! go get on that train to hell!’”

clint/merle’s immediate panic when they decide the only option here is to CHOP HIS GODDAMN ARM OFF

killian, after picking lucas up: “THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST SHITTIEST DAY EVER, WE ARE TWO PEOPLE DOWN, YOUR LAB SUCKS!!” #relatable, I feel u killian

during this arc the mcelboys keep talking about how they don’t remember shit from the beginning of the show bc that was two years ago and im like what? what? that was three days ago, friends!! its bc ive binged this shit in under a WEEK

merle basically has a plant fetish okay, that’s the only reason this soul-wood shit worked

griffin: “it actually curls up and gives you a thumbs up as if to say 'hey! I'm your arm now!’”

so like this planar system shit is probably important, right

this parseltongue motherfucker that’s like fucking haunting the grubby grifters needs to start explaining what their whole, like, DEAL is

this Red Robe dude is having a FREAKOUT over the damn umbrella and im like mmmmm maybe taako shouldn’t have just taken the damn umbrella, no questions asked

killian’s scanner is having a major freakout over a lich being present and im like, yeah, its the fucking umbrella, yall

oh, real quick, the mcelboys gotta pause the action to whine at each other about character voices

killian: “I am going to ABSOLUTELY murder that man” yeah, killian remains the most goddamn relatable npc in this fucking world

i sure hope The Adventure Zone Zone doesn’t have any super important info in it, bc im not gonna listen to the mcelboys talk about the maxfun drive from two fucking years ago

the crystal golem just called the grubby grifters bounties, and said it was time for noelle the friendly medic robit and the grubby grifters to all go back to the astral plane and im like WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? GRIFFIN! WHAT?

OH FUCK ITS BEEN KRAVITZ THIS WHOLE GODDAMN TIME!!!!! KRAVITZ!!!!!

griffin: “a D6 is like a dice-ass-dice! that's like some monopoly shit!!”

kravitz: “i don’t even know how that even worked, like with physics”

taako: “luke! use the fork!” merle: “the fork will be with you, always”

magnus: “I want to roll an investigation check on noelle...I rolled a 2″ griffin: “okay well you know noelle is a robot”

YALL!! SHITTY TRAIN BUTLER WIZARD JENKINS AND MAGIC BRIAN THE GERMAN MORON BOTH CAME BACK!!

magic brian the german dumbass: “i had an invitation to my wedding for you, and instead of RSVP-ing, you murdered me!”

travis: “when you say they evaporate, do they go back to heaven or hell or the after plane, or whatever, or are they GONE?” griffin: “it kinda seems like you obliterated their soul. kinda seems like you just kinda ERASED them” travis: “you know, at the end of day, I punch people, but dad unmakes their existence, who's the real monster?”

the fact that noelle died in phandolin when the grubby grifters and gundren rockseeker turned the whole town to glass is so goddamn fucking tragic, THANKS GRIFFIN!!!!

lucas miller: yet more proof that dickin around with science and magic and mad scientist shit is always gonna end badly for everyone

kravitz: “taako, you’ve died eight times”...[...]..”magnus, you’ve died 19 times”...[...]...”merle highchurch, the richest bounty i have ever hunted, you have died 57 times” WHAT?? WHAT? WHAT???? WHAT???? GRIFFIN!!??? WHAT????

THIS STORYLINE IS LIT

griffin: “a legion of ghosts” justin: “great”

i think both griffin and I have forgotten that carey fangbattle and killian are in this scene. also merle has had a soul-bond wood arm this whole time

the grubby grifters beat a goddamn LEGION of ghost robits, or ghrobits, and then kravitz slides back into the scene all like “uh, hey, assholes, thanks for saving me, I’ll make up some legal loophole bullshit to thank you” that’s not a direct quote, that’s me editorializing. i fucking love kravitz

taako: "they found new bodies, just because they're mechanical doesn't mean the life is any less valid - battlestar galactica"

oh fuck magnus got a cheating deck of cards in like episode goddamn THREE and he just whips em out in episode fucking 39 against kravitz

kravitz, massively misunderstanding the assholes he’s talking to: “the rules of nature are there for a reason, so lets just stop running afoul of them, as if this all just funsy-fun make-believe!”

magnus: “kravitz! tell julia I love her” TRAVIS!!!! TRAVIS MCELROY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY HEART!!!

lucas: “you'll never see me again, but if you do, i'll be doing good, and please don't kill me instantly”

justin: “i give angus a thumbs down” motherfuckers

killian: “hell yes! I love this plan! me and carey, and a robot ghost with a gun arm! sounds like a plan!” magnus: “sounds like a spinoff!” killian: “that’s sounds like some torchwood shit!”

davenport the goddamn pokemon

on one hand, I’m really goddamn suspicious that the director isn’t actually destroying the relics but is collecting them for her own gain. but on the other hand, if this turns out to not be true, I will feel bad for suspecting her so hard

taako: “director, here’s the truth. what did you have for lunch on Dec 3 2015? you don’t remember right? that’s when you told us not to talk to the Red Robes. what’s I’m saying is WE FORGOT!”

YOOO THIS EPILOGUE PROPHECY IS SOOOOOOO COOOOOL GRIFFIN!!! WHAT IS THIS!!!! ITS SO GOOD!!!!!!

this was a wild wild wild wild ride and whatever griffin is doing with this story is LIT

#balance arc #the adventure zone #the crystal kingdom #mcelroys #mine

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talking about ocs under the cut. i still dont have a name for the setting or any places in it lmao, so im just gonna call them ‘the planet’ and ‘the moon’... im sorry

niamh lyonset:

leader of the planet’s biggest smuggling ring. she’s the fucking best at getting whatever she wants, there’s literally nothing she can’t get you, but she’ll be an utter jerk about it. she was there when the moon envoys arrived and their ship broke to pieces, and she was like, ok i’m gonna help you out and give you shelter until you get back on your feet so long as you let me have all the leftover parts of your ship cause you don’t have an use for them anymore

which was like, probably right because the ship had been rendered nonfuctional by the rift‘s influence but still.... jerk move bc maybe they could have built a new one from those parts after they figured out why the rift was fucking up the tech

shes the kind of people who thinks everything and everyone has a price and she won’t rest until she finds it, and then she still won’t rest because she’ll be looking for a way to get a discount on that price and rip you off

she has eyes and ears everywhere but not really in a threatening way, like she doesn’t give a shit if you hate her, because you’ll still need her at some point. she’s just always on the lookout for the best deals and weird things to claim and then either a) keep for unknown, probably nefarious, purposes or b) sell at ridiculous prices

she also deals in information, she can find out anything so long as you give her enough time and resources. (she doesn’t really need the resources, it’s just another way of ripping you off)

nobody knows about this, not even her inner circle, but she’s secretly funding several research parties who are trying to figure out the rift and how to fix all the mess it’s made. partly because she genuinely does want to see everything fixed (the world as it stands right now is not........ very fun to live in for anyone), partly because she needs to know everything that’s happening so that she can find a way to twist it to her benefit and stay in charge, partly because she understands literally jack shit about the rift and she hates not knowing so she wants all the information she can get so she can understand it

she doesn’t know it but her power and her network are slowly starting to crumble

calista ‘lys’ parker:

genius botanist and the youngest scholar on the way magic affects nature and vice versa. kind of wheedled their way into being sent to the planet, just bc they thought there’d be so many interesting things to learn and study . they werent wrong but they also didn’t take into consideration the possibility of their ship and tech being compromised, mostly because they make a lot of impulsive choices w/o actually thinking things through

they’re an eternal optimist though, so they’re trying to make the best our of their shitty, stranded-in-a-fucked-up-planet-after-a-cataclysmic-event situation. they’re studying the way the rift has affected the planet’s flora, and they’re kind of purposefully oblivious to the shitton of schemes and plots and political power-plays going on bc they just want to look at magic flowers and figure out what makes them work and how that can be used. mostly concerned w/ finding out a way to have plants naturally move out of the way of their wheelchair

also very concerned with taking care of their collection of tacky, ugly sweaters

they really want to help people and do good, useful things but they kind of suck at it because they’re always looking at the big picture and doing things thinking about the future and the repercussions their actions might eventually have, and not really paying attn to the present and what can be done now. they also try to teach people what they know, to make sure the knowledge doesn’t stay within a small circle of scholars and researchers, but they’re bad at explaining things and sometimes they’ll forget other ppl don’t have the advanced knowledge of things lys has. also like, “knowing about how magic has affected this plant’s photosynthesis will help!!” “uh. how exactly” “because it’ll help!!!!” “.... can you explain” “it’ll help because it’ll be helpful!!!”

also infodumps a lot but w/ a lot of technical jargon and weird hypotheses they came up in the spot so it’s really hard to understand what they’re talking about, let alone get any sort of useful knowledge from it

#otherworldly whispers #this is.......... so long and its only two ocs out of the lot i made oooooooops #idk how to tag this but please feel free to ask me to tag anything #yanas ocs #i might talk about the others later but i dont want to make this even longer than it is lmao

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axe-me-darius · 8 years ago

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A Darius ramble. Part 1

What I’ll be talking about:

My ranked experience and advise how to get out of your rut.

How to become a Better Darius Player.

Examples.

Runes and Mastery Pages.

I been have a harder time in rank this year than last year. Only reason cause I haven’t been doing anything but throwing myself in Matches and picking just any random champion that comes to mind.That’s where I started to go wrong. - If you really wanna be serious about ranked you have to stick to a single main.

Example: Someone you are good at. Rather than just who you think looks good. Originally I myself was a Garen main. Till I met Darius. (This was back 3-4 years ago.) I was good at Garen but not Great. Until I saw Darius.I tried him out and I seemed to play him better. I know what your saying. Ah but i know what your going to say, but Garen and Darius are the same thing. Wrong. They have a lot things similar and in common. But Darius is more of a bruiser rather than fall on tank like Garen.

(I have i think 8 accounts in total ) ^ Shown above is my main NA account.

Na: 5 accounts

Eu West: 2 accounts

Eune: 1 account

I myself have been struggling to be better Darius Main. When I get discourage and think I am a shitty player or w.e. I go and watch some league videos. Watch people who are better than me. Reading guides and just overall positive energy etc. With all whole like of PRACTICE!

I strongly suggest if you wanna be a good Darius Main. Watch some videos on his combos and take the time and make custom game and learn his combos and kit. Find what his true weakness are. What items to build etc. I personally used to do 1-5′s in custom. Me vs 5 bots with heavy CC (Crowd Control). As Darius counter is being kited to death before he could reach his opponent. I took on the constant abuse of CC. Leaning when is the best time to advance on my opponents. Exposing there weakness. As always Darius thrives on being up in their face and bleeding them to death.

Example : For instance. Kayle’s. Kayle is seen as one of Darius top counters for the most part. That is due to her kit. She is mostly range mage (Do to her Abilities.(( I know with out her abilities she does regular melee attacks.) with a slow and a ult that says fuck you I’m not take any damage or be dying anytime soon. (Good Kayle’s will ult just as your about to dunk.//LOL side note nulling my ult tilts me.) But you being a Darius, are normally now at a disadvantage with this type of kit she has. Almost feeling by the time you get to her your nearly half dead. At this point you wanna run and turn back away to escape. Praying that you wont be first blood to the enemy Kayle.

Well lets avoid that, and bring Kayle to Dunkin Doughnuts. After having many abusive games with Kayle on top. I find she mostly starts with her . ‘E’ Righteous fury. This ability gives her range for her auto attacks. As well as cause some splash damage around a small area upon attack.

On think you have to know is if you are a Darius main. You are super aggressive. You are the bully. Hell RIOT even made a skin that proves it. Listen to all the shit talking Darius says in his Dunkmaster. So naturally Darius mains are super aggressive. Anywho the best time to fight a kayle is actually in very first few given minutes in the game. She isn’t level 2. With that stupid slow. You gotta show her who is boss but mind minion damage. Your damage is stronger than a kayle if you can get to her with basic auto attacks. Your passive is your best friend. With no slow you can run at her and start autoing her to death. **But just don’t do this blindly. Use your surrounding to the best of your advantage. What I normally do when I know I’m vsing a Kayle. I start off with a Ruby Crystal. (I tend to build around my counter) and 2 biscuits.

Start with your “Q” Run sprint w.e to the furthest bush on the top lane away from your tower. Sit and wait for kayle. After she is doing using her ability E on a minon wave. Or before she use her E. You can surprise her with a perfect land of your ‘Q’ for free. Given her a little of that nice passive you have knowing that you hit her correctly with your ‘Q’. What I mean by hitting your ‘Q’ correctly is when you hit her outer ring . This is so very important to always land the Q on the outer side of the ring because it will give you a heal and a stack to your passive. Which is your bleed.

IT IS ALWAYS SO IMPORTANT TO LAND YOUR ‘Q’s ! It is like a free baby heal. I like living dont you so make sure to always hit your heal. Anyway. Mostly likely Kayle will do the following...

1.) Take a lot of Damage and run away.

2.) Sit there and try to fight back. (If she does this you basically got a free kill knowing you out damage her level 1)

3.) She blows a flash.

Either way you established you dominance, and she will be like oh shit. This Darius has balls and he can actually kill me. You have fucked her mentally. This always good. Cause now there gonna be cautious around you. Scared to farm. Scared to fight. Doesn’t always happen. But it does. This will help you win your lane.

My Darius is always a all in champ. Hesitating in any point of this game might cost you dearly. So if your gonna go in. Push in all the chips. You’ll be surprised what happens. The better you cut off anyone from snowballing the better. In all regards worst thing anyone can do is feed. Good luck on the rift!

Anywho 1 of many Runes and Masteries that I use are below. (This are the main ones I’m using right now.)

RUNE PAGE

- Seals - ARMOR +9

-Marks- ATTACK DAMAGE + 8.5

-Glyphs- MAGIC RESIST +12.1

-Quintessence- ATTACK SPEED +13.5%

MASTERIES

Closer here.

I rambled on and enough about a few things about Darius yada yada. I hope my this help a little. But I can go on about this. Anywho any questions or w.e.

#ramble #long post #mun things #Learning with Darius #dariuserino #darius #gameplay #advise #league of legends #league

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Man And His Wife Have 14 Pets, But She Has No Clue He Is Hiding One More Secret Fur-Baby

Now and then, we all run into problems that are just too tricky to solve without help.

Getting another point of view can be a huge help in these moments, and that’s the purpose of my weeklyAsk Beccaadvice column.

Here, no problem is too big or too small to talk out!

Last week,thetopics included a 15-year “dry spell,” a best friend’s cancer diagnosis, and an unpleasant future son-in-law.

This week, I received so many important and powerful questions from our readers that I’m bumping it up to four questions.

We’ll be discussing everything from hiding a secret pet adoption habit from your spouse, to worrying that you may need to help raise your grandchildren, plus plenty of topics in between.

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Laura Casely for LittleThings

Dear Becca,

I am a 17-year-old and I have been with my girlfriend for 3 years, the last two of which we have been sexually active, at least once a week.

However, she has suddenly stopped any intimacy for the past 3 months, and gets stressed out whenever I ask about it and never gives me any explanation.

My main worry is that she doesn’t find me attractive anymore or even worse if there is someone else, but there is literally no intimacy in the relationship right now and it is simply making things worse, we’re arguing more and it just continues to break us down.

What should I do? Accept that we may never be intimate again? I find this situation so confusing.

Taylor**

Dear Taylor,

This may not be what you want to hear, but here’s the simple truth: you’re very young, and your relationship might be reaching its natural conclusion.

It sounds like the two of you were a really good source of stability and love for one another throughout the challenges of growing up, but people change alotin their teens.

If you’re both around the same age, that means that high school is wrapping up, and this phase of your life is coming to an end. Maybe you’ll even be in totally different places this time next year.

It seems possible to me that she feels that you’re growing apart, and is trying to make the change easier on both of you by ending your sexual relationship first.

Still, that being said, I don’t know either of you, and I can’t read her mind. The only way to know for sure why she’s withdrawing from intimacy is to sit down and have a frank discussion with her.

It sounds like there’s a conversation that you are both avoiding because you know, deep down, that it might end in pain.

Now might be the time to stop putting it off and have that talk. I promise you, even if it does end in a break-up, this is not your last love story.

Warmth and best wishes,

Becca

Laura Casely for LittleThings

HiBecca,

I have no idea if you’ll get this email or will be able to help, but I’m pretty desperate, so here goes…

I love animals, and I’ve been rescuing and fostering them since I was young. But recently, my wife said we can’t take in anymore. (I guess 7 dogs, 4 cats, a chinchilla, and 2 rabbits are a lot…)

But last night, I came across a little kitten on the side of the road, and I did something a little bad… I took him home. He’s currently hidden in my shed (with food, blankets, and plenty of safe space to play, don’t worry!!).

My wife has no idea, and if she found out she’d be furious. But I couldn’t just leave him there… He’s so sweet and affectionate, and he seemed so thankful for a warm and loving home…

What should I do? Should I spill the beans and risk a huge fight, or should I just have a secret cat out back…?

Thanks,

J. Dolittle

“Should I just have a secret cat out back…?”

Oh dear, Mr. Dolittle, I think you know the answer to this question!

Secrets usually don’t do any favors for a marriage, even a furry and adorable secret like your hidden kitten.

Now, I don’t think you’ve done anything you should feel guilty about at least not yet! You found a neglected animal out in the open and took him home for the night to keep him safe.

But if you continue keeping your kitten a secret, then you’ll definitely be in the wrong, since you and your wife already have an agreement about adding to the petting zoo.

I’m with her on this one; it sounds like there’sreally no room left at the inn.

I would just be upfront and tell her that you couldn’t leave him out there in the cold like that, but that you’re going to bring him to your local no-kill shelter first thing! Or ask around in your community to see if anyone would be interested in adopting him.

That way, he’ll get his very own forever family togive him all the love and cuddles he deserves, without causing a rift in your marriage.

Good luck!

Becca

Laura Casely for LittleThings

DearBecca,

I’m 65 years old and just became a proud grandma for the very first time. I’m so happy to finally have a grandbaby but I’m struggling because this is my daughter’s first child, and I find myself biting my tongue a lot…

When I try to teach my daughter how to do something whether it’s changing a diaper, cleaning a bottle, or just folding a blanket she gets really defensive and snaps at me that she knows what she’s doing.

Also, recently, I gave them a toy that I thought was perfect for my grandson’s age range but she said he was too young for it, returned it to the store, and used the money for something else. It really hurt my feelings.

I want to be involved in his life, and I want to teach my daughter the lessons I wish someone had taught me, but I don’t want to overstep my boundaries and push my daughter away…

How can I fix this? I just want to be a good grandma and mom.

Sincerely,

– Nana M.

Dear Nana M,

First of all, a big congrats to you! There’s nothing more exciting than a new baby!

Of course, there’s also nothing more stressful especially if you happen to be the first-time parent responsible for taking care of him.

Try to think back to how terrified and nervous you were when you brought your first baby home from the hospital; that’s how your daughter feels right now.

I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that there’s a lot you could teach your daughter, but I would advise keeping it to yourselfunless she asks for your help.

She knows how to change a diaper andclean a bottle she probably spent the last nine months practicing and she doesn’t want to feel likeyou’re judging every little detail of her parenting and finding her wanting.

As for the gift, it sounds to me like maybe there’s was something else she really could have used instead. Have you seen the price of diapers lately?

It wasn’t the most polite way for her to go about it, but I would hazard a guess that she didn’t return your gift to hurt your feelings.

My counsel here is to just take a step back and let her lead. Make an open-ended offer to help with childcare that she can either take or leave, and if you want to get her a gift, ask her what she needs first. She’ll come to you when she’s ready.

It’s tricky to be so hands-off, but just think, if she gets really comfortable with being a mom on her own now, she’ll be 1000 times more relaxed for grandbaby number two!

Congratulations Grandma!

Becca

Laura Casely for LittleThings

Hi Becca,

My question is, my girlfriend and I have been together only two months.

Her husband died in a car accident a few months back, and when we get intimate I feel like when she looks at me she only sees him.

Obviously that’s not really a question I should ask her and I don’t know what to do? Can you help!?!?

Henry**

Dear Henry,

I think I’m going to have to gently disagree with you here: this reallyis a question you should ask her.

It’s true that she might look at intimate moments with you, and see her memories of similar moments with her late husband. That doesn’t mean that she doesn’t want to move forward.

It’s just as likely that she feels guilty about moving on, and is having trouble letting herself get swept away in the joy of a new relationship so soon after her loss.

The only way to know what she’s thinking is to ask her to open up to you. Simply say something like, “Sometimes, when we’re together, I feel like your mind might be on [husband.] Is that something you’d like to talk about with me?”

Then give her plenty of time to decide whether she wants to talk about her late husband, and whether she wants to move on into a relationship with you.

She’ll need lots of space to work through her emotions, and it’s a good time to consider what you want from the relationship too.

If you are only looking for sexual intimacy, and aren’t interested in establishing emotional closeness too, it might be time to acknowledge that and end things before she decides to open her heart again and let you in.

This is a time to tread carefully, and make sure that you both know what you want.

Yours with compassion,

Becca

Laura Casely for LittleThings

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