#💴kakuzu💴

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MY SIS ORDERED ME THE KAKUZU FUNKO POP IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

I WILL HAVE A DADKUZU SHRINE SOON ENOUGH

[toadagere]

Kakuzu: Hey Mono? I haven't heard from you all day is everything-? Oh.

Me: *Staying in bed, clutching my Beddy Bear, sucking on a pacifier.*

Kakuzu: Oh hun. *He comes over and gets in my bed with me, moving me to his chest.* Things have been really tough huh? Too much for just a tiny little one like you. It's ok, Oto-san is here for you.

Me: *cuddles up to his chest, falling asleep to the sound of his five hearts.*

[fg083nrt]

KAKUHIDA fic recs 💴🩸

Everything in this list is either M or E-rated. Very low possibility of anything T-rated. Most links are ao3, but some are livejournal, fanfiction.net or ficbook or pixiv.

Disclaimer: I do not actually know 4 languages; I just use Google Translate or Depl because I am insane.

TOP FAVES in no particular order

[Mandarin]【角飞】都市谋杀之夜 by Liebestorm 

Ballet dancer Hidan + black alley doctor Kakuzu. Incredible story, full of casual cruelty, there’s death, there’s body horror, there’s physical and mental suffering - all things Kakuhida. I think about this story a lot. The accuracy of their depiction in the modern setting is stunning. Head the warnings. There are many.

Content Warnings: abortion, amputation, violence, abuse, cruelty.

By the same author 【吸血鬼AU】以圣灵的名义…  Vampire AU! A small, fun story about two vampires hunting together. Some really cute romantic cannibalism.

[Russian] Мертвый сезон by Tiferet (taubenblautiferet)

PART 1 | PART 2 

“Can a country boy and a big city man fall in love?” 

Hot spring worker Hidan and ex-yakuza accountant Kakuzu on vacation. Lots of ghosts (well, just one, but oh man), curses(???), sex, Tokyo life and a demonic God that wants to have a talk. Very dear to my heart. Watching Kakuzu drop his guard down when faced with Hidan’s relentless naivete and determination makes my brain go all mushy.

Literally, anything by this author is top-tier storytelling writing, and you know you are always in for a fun ride!!

If you are looking for something more lighthearted, try ХИДАН ЛАЖАЕТ. It’s a fun story about video game streamer Hidan and his secret admirer, Kakuzu. 

[English] Is it Life or Art? by lilac_bramble  

This story is just so much fun, London socialite/model/”personality” Hidan and investment banker Kakuzu. Truly like peak Kakuhida to me. I really enjoy their relationship here. Their chemistry just works so well. This story is nearly the same word count as Game of Thrones. I am not joking. I am obsessed with authors' in-depth, detailed little tidbits of life in London. 

[Japanese] 【角飛】めまゐ【web再録】by Puola 

I love stories about characters told by someone completely unrelated, like a view from outside. I think this story does it so well. I loved seeing the tiny glimpses into how other people see them. It’s a short but a very special story. They cannot escape ‘These two really care for each other’ allegations. 

[Russian] Н��бо класса S by  бабаягапротив 

*DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE DEIDARA FAN OR SASODEI FAN

It is a truly amazing story from start to finish. I couldn’t stop reading it. Cruel, funny, witty dialogue, violence, great character insight, everything juicy remains in subtext and subtext alone. Lots of fun revelations are left up to the reader's interpretation, which I really enjoyed. Great example of how a sex scene can be used to show more hidden aspects of a relationship and how the two come together. The whole premise is really unusual and refreshing.

[English] Like steps of passing ghosts by Sneakend 

The storytelling reminds me of an official Naruto light novel. The same like tempo and the dynamic between them just feels very much like them. The story premise is simple but satisfying. I love it when Hidan is affected by the supernatural.

[English] In Limbs and Joints by orphan_account 

Zombie AU. Loved, loved, loved the ending. I hate reading zombie AU, where characters survive for a bit too long makes everything drag on and on. This story is perfect. We get them coming in, and then the end feels even more gut-wrenching but also super satisfying. Really well done!

[English] Kakuzu and the Temple of Jashin by fauvester

Ultimate comfort story. It’s camp; it’s scary, it’s gory, it’s funny. I just love everything about this story.

Genre clusters

Genre: “Corrupt Priest Hidan”

[Russian] Ничего святого by меровинген 

Church Cardinal Hidan + Thief Kakuzu. Really hot!

2. [English] Madness by JonShiiiiiDesu

Holy Son Hidan + Black Plague Doctor Kakuzu. The premise and the setting is really fun!

Genre: “Kakuzu goes to a bar, spots Hidan being his weird, insane self, and then simply has no other choice but to  fuck him in the men’s washroom.”

[Russian] Оседлавший торнадо by Tiferet

Calgary stampede Kakuhida. Insert cowboy emoji. Great story! May be helping with translation soon.

2. [Russian] Горючее by AmberWha1e 

Hidan picks Kakuzu up at a bar but loses his number.

3. [Russian] 5:49 в Стерджен-Бей by Neverhere 

Pure romance. Modern AU, as well!

Check out another fic by the same author Таинство любви 

Hidan gives head in a church! Fun!

4. [Russian] Чистюля by меровинген 

Casino coworkers Kakuhida, I love this authors Kakuzu! 

+There was another fanfic that was like so unhinged, but it got deleted, I will miss it forever.

More

[English] Beloved Schism by ThisCatastrophe 

Saint!Hidan+Mercenary!Kakuzu. Really interesting setting packed with catholic tidbits.

[English] Evolution of Us by SenkoWakimarin 

I remember reading this story on LiveJournal, a classic.

Gentleness by the same author. They are an OG! 

[English] True Intentions by sweetdreamz

Unfinished, but it’s so hot and cute I don’t care. Virgin!Kakuzu is a rare commodity. 

[English] take the hand and arm by shannyan

Sex pollen! Check out more from that author.  

[English] Bring Me Back A Dog by W0lfism 

Fuckfest AND a really fun plot!!! All in one!!! Any KKHD by Wolf is top-notch porn.

[English] Gentle Rains Trailer Park by HidansCrazyLaugh

Trailer park AU! Really love this one 

[Russian] The Third Weakness by Цагн

Modern prison AU focused on Kakuzu and his fateful meeting with Hidan.

Their other works for them are awesome too  

[English] Irredeemable Paradise by ManicR

This style is rare nowadays I like this. 

[English] Heaven by Crystaline-Crimson

Similarly rare style.  

[English] Another Mess by Un.filltered

A short and fun sex session on a table.

[Japanese] どうぞこの身を召し上がれ by Kiyo

Cake and Fork AU, it’s a variation of omegaverse, but with more focus on cannibalism. Romantic goreporn!

[hunn1e-bunn1e]

🍥Naruto & Shippuden🍥

Leaf Ninja

🔞Hatake Kakashi

💪Might Gai

Reading His Ero Novel Out Loud (os) ♂️❣❔

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🍭Shiranui Genma

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Sarutobi Asuma

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🩹Gekko Hayate

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Morino Ibiki

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Umino Iruka

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🕶Ebisu

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🪵Yamato

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🐸Jiraiya

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🍥Uzumaki Naruto

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🎨Sai

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🪲Aburame Shino

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🐶Inuzuka Kiba

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🤚Rock Lee

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👁Hyūga Neji

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🧠Nara Shikamaru

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🍡Akamichi Chouji

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Snekk Crew

🐍Orochimaru

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👓Yakushi Kabuto

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Hokage

Senju Hashirama

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Senju Tobirama

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Young Sarutobi Hiruzen

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Namikaze Minato

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Uchiha Clan

Uchiha Madara

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Uchiha Obito

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Uchiha Shisui

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Uchiha Sasuke

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The Akatsuki

Multiple Char.

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🖤Pein

Fear

🦅Uchiha Itachi

The Burden

🦈Kisame

Rat Fish!

A Real Set of Chompers

💥Deidara

Hello there, Clay Face

📿Hidan

Feelin' Godly

Enigmatic Devout Follower

And Now, We Shall Praise Jashin!

Joint Effort Sacrifice

💴Kakuzu

Oh No! He's Hot!

It's Time to Pay Your Dues

You Can't Run From Debt

An Amalgamation of a Man

Another Day, Another Dollar

Worked Down to the Bone

Nothing Certain But Death and Taxes

Lightning Quick Temper

🪆Sasori of the Sand

Dead Dear

Oh My, What a Doll You Are

🎭Tobi

Best friend

Other

🏜Gaara of the Sand

Hanging Out and Snuggling (os) ♂️💞❔

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🧵Kankuro (of the Sand)?

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🐄Zabuza

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❄Haku

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cats but not really based on figurines i forgot that hidan is like a scottish fold cat technically but oh well

🐈🩸 hidan cat is the kinda cat that shows you tummy but then scratches you viciously. very energetic and plays very aggressively. super affectionate but on his own terms. dont let him outside he will kill every critter and bird. hes singlehandedly destroying the local ecosystem

🐈‍⬛💴 kakuzu cat is an old cat that just wants to be left the fuck alone. do not fucking touch him! even tho his fur is long and soft. he will bite your hand off! but he always sleeps on your pillow at night. earn his trust with lots of treats; he loves treats and hoarding things

[animeyanderelover]

I need to thank @karenusia over and over again for helping me with this. Thank you so much❣️❣️❣️ I will continue this list until I’ve ranked every character from Naruto.

Tw: Yandere themes, vicious behavior, controlling behavior, degrading, dehumanizing, harming behavior, violence, killing, kidnapping

Yandere Naruto ranking (No. 48-39)

No.48 Kakuzu

💴The worst one to have from all the Yanderes in Naruto. You might have expected someone else, but he’s only terrible. Why? Because he doesn’t view his darling as a human, but more as a priced possession. Due to this he’s strict and controlling when it comes to how they have to act and what they’re allowed to do and not. And because he views them as a doll who has no will of their own and has only to look pretty for him when he feels like it, he has no problems in punishing them when they even act the slightest bit up.

💴Kakuzu dehumamanizes and talks his darling completely down, not really caring really much about how they feel. If he gets annoyed by them then he has as mentioned no problem with punishing them. He’s a really confusing one due to the fact that it honestly just looks like he’s annoyed of them what conflicts with the fact that he’s the one who dragged them with him in the first place. He even finds them troublesome due to the fact that he has to spend money on them.

💴Another thing that makes him deserve this place is that he is one of the most sane Yanderes in here. He’s aware of the fact that what he’s feeling and doing is wrong, but he just doesn’t care. And he has no shame about killing others or hurting his darling and all this whilst giving them the feeling that they’re just a nuisance to him. Whilst not being sure if he can really do that it is still not impossible for him to extend his darling’s life span the same way he does, meaning that not even death might help the s/o in this situation.

No.47 Orochimaru

🐍Orochimaru is very close to number 1 since he views his darling as something for his own personal use as well. But the fact that makes him a tad better than Kakuzu is the fact that he would at the beginning try to rely more on manipulation and sees it more as a game. He would offer his darling something in exchange if they join him, be that power, security or whatever he knows his darling needs at the moment. And if they agree they would have a lot of freedom and would be treated a lot like Kabuto or Sasuke.

🐍But the moment they turn him down is the moment he goes with the harder way, meaning that he’ll make his darling to his favorite guinea pig. He would have no qualms or regrets with experimenting on them, seeing how far he can push them until they break. Due to him seeing them more as a treasured toy his darling can’t really expect to witness some soft moments due to him being so twisted.

🐍He was never really someone who cared whether he kills someone or not and he will definitely take his sick pleasure with hurting his darling whilst playing terrible mind games with them. And the fact that he can bring his darling thanks to Edo Tensei back is a very terrifying thought. Not to mention that it’s his fault that they died in the first place, especially if we go with the scenario where his darling ends as his guinea pig.

No.46 Indra Otsutsuki

💜To be completely honest, there were a lot of troubles of where to place him. By all means, he’s not merciful or soft. He’s a very cruel and rough guy, but the thing with him is that if we go by individual treating of the darling’s he would be lower as the places 45 and 44. So why place him in here? Because he multiplies the suffering of his darling a lot by dragging them with him and forcing their reincarnations to endure Madara and Sasuke (who are to most likely no one’s surprise in the top ten worst as well).

💜He has no problem with slaughtering everyone who looks a second too long at his darling and will punish his darling. But he views it like training a dog, meaning he’ll stop once he’s satisfied with the way his darling acts. Furthermore his darling has a higher value to him than number 45 and due to his wounded ego and pride it’s easier to keep him happy and satisfied with affection, love an adoration than the following two and it can be easier for him to let his guard down than number 45 and 44. He also needs someone to start his own clan with and might even soften up after actually starting a family with his darling. If the darling is a childhood friend of his and always stayed by his side there’s also a higher chance that he’ll treat them better and show them real love instead of only his wicked obsession. That aside he’s also more desperate than someone might think due to being tossed aside which has damaged his pride a lot.

💜That made it hard for karenusia and me to place him in here. But once again, it doesn’t change the fact that Indra won’t let his darling escape his obsession even after both of them are dead. It’s incredibly selfish from him to force them to be reincarnated whenever he is and letting them suffer under the next cruel Uchiha.

No.45 Madara Uchiha

🌑This one was damn close to be in the top three, but due to the other ones being in the “Not even death will help you escaping from me” club he ended up in here. He’s horrible, worse than Indra when it comes to treating his darling. He’s a lot like Indra, no mercy for anyone and no hesitation to punish his darling until they act like he wants them too.

🌑But different from Indra he doesn’t have such a strong need for love and adoration like Indra has, at least not such a deep one, and due to his paranoia of losing them like his brother or them betraying him like the village he has a much bigger need to be in control than Indra, making it harder to please him and manipulate him.

🌑In comparison to Indra this man also doesn’t hold his darling in the same value than Indra does and it also is not that necessary for him to continue the clan with his darling like with Indra. Not to mention that he has a bigger confidence in himself than Indra has. So if we actually go by treatment he would have definitely deserved a place in the top three and is also the worst one from all Uchiha to have as Yandere. But at least you’re save from him once you’re dead.

No.44 Controlled! Yagura Karatachi

🐢Yagura can be placed far more lower on this list if he would be free willed. But once under the control of Tobi it’s over for his darling. Yagura feels a huge desire to be in control and has a very short string of patience, making him go murderous and violent once his already short enough temper is tested. He’s ready to rip everyone apart and is also ready to punish his darling. The bad thing here is that he doesn’t stop at the point where he thinks he made his darling realize what happens the next time they do something like this again. He stops when he feels satisfied with the lesson and like this he’ll hurt his darling more than needed.

🐢Another thing is that he keeps his darling constantly locked away. Whilst people like Orochimaru or Indra travel a lot with their darling, Yagura keeps them trapped in a house somewhere in Kirigakure, endangering his darling’s mental health a lot with this. Not like he cares anyways.

🐢Yagura is a good guy and I decided anyways to let him appear two times in here due to how significantly his Yandere type changes due to being controlled. With how wicked and twisted his mind became after being manipulated it is just so much harder to please him with love, not even to mention that he’ll get so much more faster violent and messy once his darling steps up even the slightest bit.

No.43 Hidan

🩸This might come to some people’s surprise that he’s so far down placed in here and not further up. And you aren’t completely wrong. Hidan is a sadist through and through, enjoying his darling’s pain a lot and inflicting it on them on a daily base and having no problem in sacrificing everyone to Jashin who dares to touch/hurt them.

🩸But the thing with Hidan is that he just has a distorted sense of what love exactly is. Whilst his partner Kakuzu knows how love works, but just doesn’t care and treat his s/o like he wants to, Hidan sees them as his partner and loves them. In a wicked and terrifying way, but it is love. Due to his belief in Jashin he just thinks that pain is a sign of love and he wants to show his darling that he loves them.

🩸Sharing pain with each other is a love language for him for where we come to another point why he’s so far down placed. Whilst all the other gentlemen above here won’t let their darling hurt them, Hidan’s darling is allowed to hurt him. A lot. Another thing that makes him better is that he, even though doing it in a way that is more than questionable, shows his “love” openly, different from everyone who is above him. Of course it isn’t a normal way of displaying love and affection because he just has a twisted view of it, but his darling will at least witness him showing his feelings openly. Even if he calls them bad names, he means it in a, what he thinks, affectionate way.

No.42 Suigetsu Hozuki

🥤Suigetsu is from the top ten worst pretty low placed. The thing that puts him higher than the rest is the fact that he treats this all for the most part as a game. He would see how much he can trigger his darling and what buttons he has to push to get them all bothered and fired up. This guy will harass his s/o until they get to the point to lash out on him. And that will lead to punishing them. He’s after all sadistic and on some days he’ll just make them agitated so he has a “reason” to punish them.

🥤Suigetsu’s system is simple. If they behave? He’s happy and might even get them something. If they misbehave? Too bad, but that means on the other hand fun for him. He can punish them~

🥤But he has in his core real feelings for his darling which he will show on good days very openly. It all depends on whether it’s a good or bad day for him which will be reflected in the way he interacts with his darling. It’s affection or pain.

No.41 Sasuke Uchiha

💙Him and the one under him are on a pretty equal level. Sasuke can get very ruthless and has no problems or guilt about getting rid of every possible threat in his way nor about hurting his s/o.

💙But the thing that puts him in a higher position are his mood swings and his unstableness. It is possible for Sasuke to let his temper get the better of him and hurt his darling whilst not being in his right mind. He’s more unpredictable and it is more difficult to keep him happy than number 40.

💙However, he also has more soft moments between him and his darling and his more mellow side can be used against him if done right and careful.

No.40 Kisame Hoshigaki

🦈Kisame is a sadist and is ready to hurt his darling and deal with everyone he views as an obstacle. Not to mention that he likes scaring them.

🦈But he’s lower on here for a reason. He’s far more lovestarved than Sasuke is and whilst definitely having his rough edges, he also cares for his darling.

🦈It’s easier to keep him happy and satisfied if he’s given love from his s/o and his soft spot can be exploited. He can become easier to endure if his darling chooses their cards wisely and just gives him what he wants, meaning he’ll soften up a bit when given adoration and love.

No.39 C

🎇C is from the top ten here the most harmless one, but shouldn’t be underestimated either. Whilst not being very violent or temperamental there are other reasons why he’s still that highly placed in here.

🎇He would never hurt his darling, but the problem with C is that even though not breaking them physically, he would ruin them mentally. C wants his s/o for himself and will bring them to isolating themself from everyone, including family and friends and will shape them until they’re completely dependent on him. And whilst not killing someone unless forced to be can ruin and humiliate someone until the question is if death would have been the better choice.

🎇But the good thing what puts him so low in the first place is the fact that different from all the others above him he can have a relatively normal relationship with his darling since he’s a very charming man. His darling might not even notice how lonely and dependent they really are on him. But the moment they get they’re put in a tricky position since C’s position makes it hard to escape from him. To whom can his darling run anyways after cutting every contact off? No one would believe them in the first place. That’s the thing that still made him deserve to be in the top. He makes sure that his darling can’t be without him, especially emotionally.

[kakashihasibs]

👨Man🧍‍, are you 💴Kakuzu💰? Cause you've 🥷stolen🏃 my 💓heart💖!

I'll see myself out, thanks.

P.S. There was no thief emoji alright I had to improvise don't come at me.

This us 💖

[monochromatictoad]

Just to let everyone know

I will not be that active Saturday and Sunday.

Both are for personal reasons, Sunday because I will not be home, Saturday because it's an anniversary for something that really fucked with my life at a young age.

I have things being put in the Queue, so prepare for a ton of Naruto, Kakuzu, and Cyrus. Mostly because those three helped me through the traumatic portion of my life.

[monochromatictoad]

You know. Out of all the characters I could've latched onto in the entire Naruto Universe, it just had to be Kakuzu. I was in a very difficult time of my life, and I coped the only way a child in a stressful situation could, and I daydreamed about being in the Naruto Universe, and getting adopted by Kakuzu. To this day, I still see him as my dad, and he's the one whose voice I hear in the back of my head when I go to spend money on something that I don't really need at that moment. Now, this wouldn't be an issue, if it wasn't for the fact that, genuinely there is very little merch for him. I have a bootleg figurine that's currently in storage. I have a figure pin that was a gift. I have his ring and headband that were also gifts. That's..... That's literally it. The head band was also bootleg. What is with me and latching onto characters that don't have much in the way of merch or lore. Well.... I guess that's why there's Etsy. The only exception is probably Tom Nook and Starscream.

[toadagere]

Kakuzu Caregiver Board!

X / X / X

X / X / X

X / X / X

[monochromatictoad]

I just had a huge discussion with my sister about anime. It was mostly about filler episodes and lore, and somehow this landed into a discussion about characters whose lore telling deserved better.

For her, it was Kenpachi from Bleach.

For me, it was Kakuzu and Hidan from Naruto Shippuden.

Now I have so many emotions about Kakuzu and Hidan now.

[fg083nrt]

akatsuki pairs and cars they would drive 🚘

*PERSONAL OPINION

💴 kakuzu drives a BMW crossover because every BMW driver thinks they are better than everyone else. kakuzu drives like an asshole, never signals and is prone to road rage. the car has a secret money stash in case he needs to flee the country, but otherwise clean. (bought the car through embezzling)

🩸 hidan drives an obnoxious orange mustang (or a RAM truck) the car is noisy and stupid and has shit fuel economy. his insurance is through the roof because of how many accidents he caused since he drives like a dumbass. the car is littered with cups and takeout and radom garbage. (bought the car with church donations)

❤️ sasori drives a red honda fit to carry all the carpentry supplies and puppetry equipment and tools. it’s a nice practical car that lasts a lifetime. the car itself is tidy save for some necessities.

💥 deidara drives a modded honda civic to get the best of both worlds: look cool, and be able to transport art supplies well, and get into pissing contests w people. really bad road rage gets in at-fault accidents from time to time so his insurance is shit too.

��� kisame drives a ford truck. that’s it. its mean-looking and reliable and just. its a truck. kisame is there if someone needs to move furniture or go to ikea or whatever. the car is as reliable as a truck can be fuel economy is so-so but with people paying him w gas money it evens out.

🍡 itachi drives a beater, an old honda civic, that car survived everything that can possibly happen it will die when itachi dies and no-sooner. the car never breaks down, itachi is a defensive driver so his insurance is basically nothing. the car pays itself.

📄 konan drives a vynil wrapped mazda or lexus w a fuckton of mods and cool interior with all kinds of stickers, and resin addons. she takes it to car meetups and everyone is in awe, she does all the mods herself too.

and pain drives a dodge caravan to fit every single person.

[monochromatictoad]

Parental F/Os!

💴Kakuzu💴 (Naruto. My dad)

🔥Alder🔥 (Pokemon. Dad)

💐Dis💐 (Darksiders. Mom)

���Lord of the Hollows🟠 (Darksiders. Grandfather)

Sibling F/Os

🍜Naruto🍜 (Naruto. Brother)

👘Valerie👘 (Pokemon. Sister)

🥪Arven🥪 (Pokemon. Brother)

My Kid F/Os

🐺Trevorcard🐺 (not the ship, Gabriel's son is simultaneously Trevor and Alucard, so I'm taking back the nickname)

🪡Laura🪡 (C:LoS. My daughter)

🕷️ Myrrh🕷️ (C:LoS OC, my child)

🦇Richard🦇 (C:LoS OC, my son)

🐾Nooklings🐾 (Timmy and Tommy. my babies.)

🐀Six🐀 📺Mono📺🏹Low🏹🔧Alone🔧🎈Raincoat Girl🎈🍖Runaway boy🍖 (All from little nightmares. Also all my kids) I might also use the tag #The kids for pics or stuff that includes all of them!

📷Luca📷 (Madison. Son)

[toadagere]

Hi! My name is Mono, and this is my Agere Blog!! I write for Castlevania Lords of Shadow, being the sole person into Lords of Shadow Agere apparently. If you have asks or questions, I'll be more than happy to answer 🩷 all my Fictional Regressors and Carers are under the Readmore 🩷

I follow back at @monochromatictoad

Gabriel Belmont: Flip, but prefers baby space. Age range can vary from 0-5. Also pet regresses, which can be either rat or dragon.

🩷Gabriel🩷 Board

Trevor 'Alucard' Belmont: Flip, but prefers to be a caregiver. His little range is 4-7, and he also pet regresses, which is a wolf puppy.

🐺Trevor🐺 Board

Trey, or N!Trevor: Little and a trauma regressor. Fire and alcohol are his biggest triggers for regression. His regression range is between 3-5.

🌼Trey🌼 Board

Laura: In a way, a perma regressor. She is stuck as a child, but her headspace can range from 7-10. She's a good sister regressor with Gabriel. She's protective over her little brother.

🪡Laura🪡 Board

Marie Belmont: Mother caregiver to her boys and I, though she focuses more on her boys.

🕊️Marie🕊️ (Mama) Board

The Toymaker is the earliest caregiver for Gabriel and Laura, and he is such a Grandpa.

🎇Toymaker🎇 (Grandpa)

🐉Dracul🐉 (Papa) Board

Dracul: For the sake of this, he's my fictional caregiver as Marie is. Will be tagged like this when caregiving, but is Gabriel.

Drake: Also my f/o Caregiver. Has been with me the longest, in terms of OC F/O.

🎃Drake🎃 (Dada) Board

Kakuzu: My dad. My dad through and through. Has been my dad for almost twenty years.

💴Kakuzu💴 (Oto-san) Board

I am a flip, but tend to lean more towards the caregiving side, and I'm a big softy. However, when I am in little space, because of the house I live in, I only really stay in the slightly older space (5-8).

I'm sure more will come up over time!

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All-you-can-eat restaurant 🍱 outing with the most incompatible food taste duos 💴 🩸 and 🦈 🍡

Kakuzu loves organ meat , sometimes in sashimi form. Presumably doesnt like sweets.

Hidan likes ribs, and by extension meat. Hates devotion cuisine which is essentially vegetarian cruelty free food.

Kisame likes crab and shrimp. doesnt like fish sashimi and shark fin soup.

Itachi hates steak and by extension red meat. Loves sweets and snacks.

I love when Hidan and Kakuzu get to be toxic dickheads to everyone around them, redirecting their atrocious vibes.

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Guess who came in today? (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

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MY SIS ORDERED ME THE KAKUZU FUNKO POP IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

I WILL HAVE A DADKUZU SHRINE SOON ENOUGH