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[fundmydeathowo]

hazbin hotel actor au

valentino has to physically, mentally and emotionally prepare himself for all scenes he's in

alastor was nauseous during the vox duet and puked

charlie and vaggie are actually dating

Anthony (angel dust) cackles whenever he needs to make a sexual remark/moan/sexual lines

vox fell down a flight of stairs

velvette tripped over her fake pigtails

adam cringes whenever he has to make gross remarks

adam and lute are siblings

lucifer is actually Charlie's dad, he's a famous actor and Charlie was up and coming, it was a perfect moment

husk once got so frustrated reading lines he threw the script and ate a taco

the vees are all super close

vox jokingly flirts with alastor, alastor flirts back

valentino once posted "vox is no longer my friend" on Twitter and everyone wanted context, vox ate his garlic bread

[nudjismo]

PNGs by me ♥️

[haruka-636]

Old arts and doodles. ⸜( ᐛ )⸝✩.*˚

[megistusdiary]

I have to be honest I never really thought of hybrid women but I did think about hybrid men 🔥

-💧S

i hear you. personally, i'm just a wrio and zhongli girl so...wolf!wrio and dragon!zhongli. gg ez wp

i think i wrote werewolf!wrio a while back. see? always on the brain. but like...

wolf!wrio who leaves bitemarks on your shoulders/thighs and claw indents on your thighs. scratch his ears and chin to watch his tail wag rapidly in excitement. be careful, though. too much, and you'll find yourself pinned beneath him.

dragon!zhongli who leaves a deep mark on your shoulder from his bite. just a symbol of his love for you ♡ he loves when you touch the scales on his skin and tail, but especially his horns. you can use them to keep a good grip while he takes care of you

[nextik]

what if paul had headphones and everything was fine. crisis averted. dramatic portrayal with pokey. idk how they're interacting but just picture this

[delladyke]

Uhhh I have been thinking about them. And slowly going insane

This has probably been done a million times before but I wanted to try so yeah. I do not have a name for this au at all but It's taken over my brain and I'm really excited about it so expect more art! ^_^ Anyways, silly doodles yay!!!!!

[ink-going-insane]

hi have this random thing i made

[marclef]

(warning, incoming Walls of Text up ahead! you have been warned!!)

today's lesson starts us off many months prior, in a tower built by a crazed, pizza-headed freak with a love for the "mad scientist" sort of thing. and so, let's ask ourselves the same question he did: "what are the perfect ingredients for making a clone of Peppino Spaghetti?"

well, for starters, you're gonna need some of that Peppino DNA, that's essential! some old, thrown-out pizza from the dumpsters behind his pizzeria couldn't hurt either, helps make a gooey and strong body for the new creation! (plus, who knows how much Peppino is on that thing... can't hurt to add it!)

but, there's something missing, gotta be a bit more to add to this thing to help keep it stable. well, what did they use in that one movie with all the cool dinosaurs and parks and stuff?

jackpot!!! an unlabeled container of Frog DNA (that DEFINITELY was not carelessly swiped from a nearby research facility 👀) this'll do perfectly, and surely there's no way that the type of frog this DNA is from will have unfathomably-large consequences in the future! .... right?

.... oh dear.

but... let's go forward a good couple years or so! the Pizza Tower's been crumbled to dust for months now, things are going well. in that time Fake Peppino, Peppino's noticeably-froggy clone has "moved in" with Peppino (aka, Peppino couldn't get him to leave and gave up trying), and Noise/Noisette have gotten children of their own! Poppy and Mustard, two little babies that Noisette allows Fake Peppino to babysit often! he does a good job, he knows to be careful with them since they're his friend's tiny creations after all!

(reusing an old drawing, ah well, ignore how big Eyhm is here 👁👁💧)

Fake Peppino is good at caring for the two babies, as well as Eyhm, who he treats similarly and knows to protect. it's like something in his mind is wired that way, to protect and care for things much smaller than him... (besides rats. rats are delicious.)

it's strange though.... caring for the young ones like that, it makes Fake Peppino feel very different, as if he was always MEANT to be a caring parent like that. maybe, in his mind, he's gotten the feeling that, maybe having little babies to care for wouldn't be so bad...

until one day... he starts feeling strange. much hungrier than usual, it gets to the point that Peppino has to kick Fake Peppino out after eating nearly every edible thing within the pizzeria. but once he wanders over to Noisette's Cafe and eats his fill, he's alright, and finds his way back to Peppino's to pass out all full.

the next few days, though, he's not hungry at all. sure, after the first day he'd be full for a while, but even after that there's no more urge to eat. he's confused, and Peppino even more so. and yet, even though he's not eating, he still feels full regardless...

one night, Fake Peppino struggles to fall asleep, feeling uncomfortable, like his stomach is turning. and then, in the middle of the night, the strangest thing... little croak-like sounds, and a lurching feeling...

and, hearing a commotion outside, Peppino wakes up and goes out, only to see:

The Fakelings 🐸

5 little wads of frog-like goop, all croaking and squeaking away. if only Pizzahead had watched the entire dinosaur movie... he'd known that adding Frog DNA to his clone was a bad idea! so now here we are: a Fake Peppino that, simply by wishing for children, has gotten his body to unintentionally made them. but, let's take a look at these little things.

small, barely bigger than a football. they look like miniature little Fakes, with stubby little limbs and no back legs yet, just a simple black tail. they've got no teeth yet either, just a tiny mouth with a big tongue. the instant Fake sees them though, he falls in love; it's like instinct awakens, and his mind instantly shifts to caring for them as best he can.

now... that Frog DNA is kicking in full force though... and Fake has very interesting ways of keeping them safe, at least the first few days of life. the babies cannot move well on their own, and so Fake Peppino tends to carry them around, in a matter similar to his Froggy origins. when they're tired, or simply want to be comfy, he will carefully swallow them and keep them in his stomach, which is non-functioning and "safe" for the next couple weeks. Peppino and the others think it's weird... but Fake couldn't be happier, and he only wants to keep his babies safe.

that parental instinct hits him very strong though.... very strong. so much so, he might end up seeing those that he's already caring about similarly to one of his own...

(... oh dear..... well, at least she'll be safe.)

the babies grow fast though, just as Fake Peppino did. it's only a matter of time until they've gotten bigger, and formed into a much more "solid" body!

at over 1 week of age, they've doubled in size, already much bigger than Eyhm... who has become an honorary big sister, regardless whether she wants to be 👀💧 but they are gentle, and care about Eyhm very much, just as their father does! their limbs are more pronounced now, and they have true hind legs! they're noticeably frog-shaped... a side effect of Fake's DNA, they are growing up to be more "froggy" in appearance than he is!

they've grown up being fed by Fake, but at this age, they will start scavenging around the pizzeria for food of their own. unfortunately for Peppino, what qualifies as "food" tends to vary wildly... many things around the pizzeria will be snatched up, from scraps on the floor to non-edibles like plates and cutlery. at least Fake Peppino will try to stop them if he catches them eating something they can't properly absorb.

after this point, they will grow even quicker than before, and slowly become more independent. they'll spend less time resting with Fake Peppino, which is probably a good thing.... they're getting a bit too large for that.

poor Fake. but it's nicer to comfort them and relax with hugs and the sort, anyways.

but with their rapid growth, and a much quicker aging than standard humans, they will grow up very quickly!

at one month, and they're starting to look much more like tiny little Fakes! they can stand on their hind legs now, though they still crawl much more often. and most importantly, their mouths have grown little teeth, not as strong as Fake Peppino's are, but still very capable of a powerful bite! but with that, a whole new world is opened up to them... now that they can chew, and they have a strong urge to bite anything they see fit!

nothing in the pizzeria is safe. legs, faces, tables, chairs, everything is going to be chomped on to test its strength. usually after a test bite, they'll have determined whether or not what they've bitten is for eating. tables and chairs are not tasty, but legs taste interesting and usually result in a funny scream. Fake Peppino does scold them if they go to far though, and will generally not allow them to hurt anybody (unless your name is Theodore.) though biting and chewing things is fun play, Real Peppinos and Big Sisters are not for eating!!

so... where do they go from here? the Fakeling babies will continue to grow, and after a few months, are independent enough to go out on their own. a story for another time.... but don't worry, that time won't be long! but for now, it's time to rest, and let Fake Peppino have a nice long nap for the hard work he's done.

until next time! 😉

[die-lian-hua]

regency-inspired Furina (bc I was rewatching p&p for the thousandth time)

[shallowoak]

B.B.B.F.F. ❤️

[fundmydeathowo]

hazbin hotel actor au texts as things I've said with my sister/friends

▪︎....▪︎....▪︎....▪︎

vox: pookie what is the wifi

alastor: what

▪︎....▪︎....▪︎....▪︎

Anthony: COME HERE, IM NAKED AND THERE IS A SPIDER IN THE SHOWER

vaggie: omfw

▪︎....▪︎....▪︎....▪︎

charlie: what do you mean you don't love your pink girlfriend >:(

vox: IM GAY

▪︎....▪︎....▪︎....▪︎

Anthony: I no no wanna

husk: I'll no no wanna a ostrich in your eye

▪︎....▪︎....▪︎....▪︎

adam: I HATE GAY PEOPLE

lute: screen shotted

adam: STOP, I AM GAY PLL

▪︎....▪︎....▪︎....▪︎

lucifer: do you remember me telling you ninjago lore???

lilith: no but you can tell me again <3

lucifer: SO IT STARTED WIFH TWO BROTHERS-

▪︎....▪︎....▪︎....▪︎

lute: can I punch them?

emily: but :(

lute: I get to punch someone and get a corn dog?? best day ever

▪︎....▪︎....▪︎....▪︎

vaggie: I have 3 things of peeps and I forgot I hate the EYES

charlie: THEN WHY GET THEM

vaggie: peeps

[nudjismo]

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[4ngel-f4ngzz]

unfortunately i am my fathers daughter and even though i try to avoid his toxic habits, they’ll always catch up to me.

i try not to hurt others like he did, but i’m my fathers daughter. i’ll hurt everyone I touch and drive them away.

[thechibilitwick]

the yaoi hype stayed !!

ouh my god oh.Ohmygodn….whwhswhhw WHATTTT!!!!! killed by domestic yaoi beam

[shinybeads]

Favorite seasonal look for Adeline?

I would love to hear your thoughts so feel free to ramble! 🥰

Also if you could share for a larger sample size, I'd really appreciate it! Thank you! 🙏

[thomyorkemeowmeow]

So so sick and ill unfortunately… 😵‍💫☕️ Quick Thom Yorke to heal the soul