#💚💚 anon

[pfhwrittes]

💚💚 here!

This week felt so long 😪 I need a good nap and a hot beverage.

Questions for you:

What are each member of the 141's cuddling styles? Who has the most comfortable chest or bicep? Who's going to shove you out of bed in their sleep?

I'm a horrible person to cuddle - I've sent my partner flying multiple times with a well-placed hip check in the middle of the night. He has taken to waking me up from a distance if necessary because I wake up swinging 😭 I don't want to hurt him - it's like my body is filled with sudden violent rage when I'm woken up unexpectedly, and it responds without thinking 😭😭😭

What would each member of the 141 do if they had a partner that woke up violently?

I hope you're doing well!

hiya friend! i hope you got your nap and hot beverage combo!

this ask is perfectly timed because i've shared a bed with someone this week and i have some rather personal inspiration for my headcanons. admittedly they're mostly based on my behaviour than the person who shared my bed but i digress.

first of all, these men run HOT. forget wearing anything at all other than the thinnest of sleep clothes around them because otherwise you'll wake up sweaty and dehydrated like you've been left to bake in an oven for 45 minutes at 220C.

secondly, they all claim to be the best bed time cuddlers (except simon who fervently denies being a cuddler at all). they are lying liars who lie. none of these men are without sin.

What are each member of the 141's cuddling styles? Who has the most comfortable chest or bicep? Who's going to shove you out of bed in their sleep?

ghost denies being a cuddler. he does not Cuddle. he does not Snuggle. as far as he is concerned he sleeps on his back with 6 inch gap between the two of you. this is a lie.

yes, ghost always starts on his back and holds your hand as he drifts off but as soon as he hits REM sleep he's rolling onto his side to curl up behind/beside you to be the Big Spoon and burying his face into the back of your neck. at some point an arm will be slung over your hip or stomach and you will be pinned in place.

however, he is also a light sleeper so if you push at him or wriggle away to escape the snoring he will flop back onto his back and give you room to move.

price is a side sleeper and snores like a bull. there is no rest for you if you are the Little Spoon. it's okay though because he will roll over to sleep on the other side and you can snuggle up behind him and burying your face in between his shoulder blades. if you slip an arm over that deliciously hairy stomach he'll hold onto your forearm.

however, pulling away is a challenge. he'll roll with you so he ends up sleeping on his back but the good news is that you can rest your head on his fuzzy chest and enjoy the pillowy softness of his tits. the downside is that you'll get chest hair up your nose at some point and that shit tickles like a motherfucker.

gaz needs bedtime cuddles. he has a whole routine planned out for maximum comfort. two pillows each, bonnets on for the both of you, then he's making sure you have one leg slung over his and your head is resting on his chest as he smooths a palm over your ribs and hip.

gaz is a sleep talker. sometimes this is hilarious (he's had arguments with soap in his sleep), sometimes this is harrowing (he's casually informed you that a man is standing over you with a gun more than once).

gaz also is a blanket stealer. at some point in the night he will roll over and take the sheets/duvet with him and you'll have to wrestle it out of his grip to get 1/3rd of the covers back. you've suggested separate sheets and duvets to him more than once and even got so far as to put them on the bed, but somehow they always disappear when it's time to settle down for the night.

soap is a clingy octopus that wriggles his way down your body so he can rest his head on your chest. wherever you go, he follows. he needs to touch you at all times and yes, this means you've been pushed out of bed more than once by soap.

unfortunately, soap also has an unconscious reaction to squeezing whatever parts of you are in his hands when REM hits. you've banned him from having his hands on your chest after he yanked on a nipple as you were drifting off and you yelled loud enough to wake the neighbours.

What would each member of the 141 do if they had a partner that woke up violently?

all of them are pretty understanding given the nature of their jobs. god knows, they've woken you up plenty of times by sitting bolt upright calling for an emergency exfil.

surprisingly, gaz is the one who forgets about your tendency towards violence upon waking the most and has caught a stray elbow to the solar plexus more than once. he knows you don't mean it and always soothes you when you apologise groggily with a kiss to your forehead even if he does tease you afterwards.

[bi-writes]

I really loved your latest chapter of alpha!Simon and omega!reader!!!!! The end where she and her omega were starting to work together was incredible, and I'm really looking forward to seeing how that particular relationship develops!

-💚💚

thank you very much! yes, it's the divine revelation haha. <3

[lauraneedstochill]

This is the thing that Viserys never did for Aegon. And Aegon did not study at the feet of his father. His father had his male heir and then essentially said, “Well, that box is ticked,” he was ill. I think he enjoyed having a son but didn’t put in the work the way he did with Rhaenyra when he was a younger man. And I think Aegon resents that and feels that part of the reason that he’s not seen as being suited for the crown or the throne is because he didn’t get that training from his father. So now he’s going to make up for that tenfold with Jaehaerys.

— Ryan Condal about Aegon’s relationship with his son Jaehaerys (Inside the Episode S2, Ep 1)

[pretty-little-mind33]

Do you think Dave's glasses would fog up when he goes down on Reader because he forgot to take them off because he was so needy?This would be College Dave, of course.

his glasses would 100% fog up! here is a little something for you 😌 college!dave lizewski x fem!reader

mature content warning

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Your legs are resting on Dave's shoulders. They're crossed behind his nape as your hands fist in his hair. You pull at his brown curls, moaning uncontrollably. Shit, you're so lost in pleasure you can barely think.

He's been going down on you for almost an hour now, his tongue slipping in and out, sucking and teasing your slick folds like you're his last meal. You arch your back from the messy sheets, groaning his name for the thousandth time as he sucks on your clit.

"Dave," you whine, your voice rushed and strained. "David," you try and warn him, your thighs tightening around his head but he only pulls you closer, his hands gripping your ass tightly as he does so. You gasp, feeling your third orgasm of the evening quickly approaching.

"Fuckin' need you," Dave mumbles into your pussy, his mouth movements becoming even more needy as he speaks. "Mmh. Can I make you come, baby?" He asks for permission even when he is technically the one in charge.

His attentions returns to your clit with precision and you groan, coming again as he laps up your juices happily. Dave is in heaven. He licks his lips, shifting so he can lift himself up a little and look at you.

Your vision is blurry and your chest is heaving from your high. Your eyes stay lidded when you look at him, your cheeks burning.

He looks so needy.

Dave's hair is a mess from your fingers in his curls, his lips are slick with spit and cum and his glasses, which he hadn't taken off, slip down his nose only slightly, the lenses fogged up.

"Can you even see me?" you whisper with a weak smile, catching your breath.

Dave returns your smile with a lopsided one and shakes his head. "Don't need to," he decides confidently and lowers his head again, his warm breath already exciting your poor pussy. "Only need to taste you," he says with a groan and begins to gently hump the mattress to satisfy his own need as he presses sloppy kisses on your slit again.

You moan when he starts eating you out all over again.

[rosebutsch]

18 and 30 💚💚

Hiiiiii Anon!!! Thanks for the ask!! 💋

18. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

I sleep only with boxers on for most of the time!! I loveeee being naked and feeling someone else's skin besides me!! 🤭

30. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

Veryyyy much nervous and kinda anxious?? I still get veryyy nervous around people wheb having sex but you know that's normal!! I love getting to know someone first and what they like before having sex or just even touching them!

NSFW Asks!!

[jistagrams]

but on the topic of soobie boobie.. 🤭 can i request cute but also suggestive texts w soobin? and can i be 💚 anon? :3

love soobie boobie so ofc n yes u could be 💚 anon <3

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

I'm talking like.... chaste kisses and handholding for like 6 months or smth. Cuddling gradually gets thrown in the mix but like... idk trust takes time. Like the relationship is progressing at the pace of couple of middle schoolers.

And like theres a heart to heart about what ur cool with, what Simon's cool with.... if one of you is uncomfortable for any reason or just straight up don't want physical contact u guys don't find it rude to full out say "hey don't touch me rn." "I love ya but I don't want a hug" "I need personal space"

THAT SAID SOMETIMES YOU GUYS ARE STUCK TO EACHOTHER LIKE BARNACLEs

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FUCK IT. I'M DOING IT.

words: 750~ cw: 09 Ghost backstory (implied)

Slow.

Not in a torturous way, no.

It's a peaceful kind of slow.

Because you're sort of like him, aren't you? You don't want to be touched blindly and constantly.

You don't need to.

So it's slow.

Sitting on the couch with a gap between you.

A gap that gets smaller and smaller.

You see it happening.

Like a stray cat who inches ever closer to the human that feeds it on the street every day.

Slow progress. One inch at a time.

That's Simon Riley for you.

One day your knees brush together. His doing.

The next, slowly, his whole leg presses against yours.

Then his shoulder and arm.

The skin where his glove doesn't quite meet his sleeve, exposed, rubs against yours on accident one time. It was warm, sent a tingle down his spine.

He sets his hand on yours, open palm against yours, fingers pressing on yours, not intertwined, just touching, wrists rubbing together, seeking a friction he never quite knew he wanted to feel.

Then his fingers lock onto yours.

From then, he begins carefully bringing your hand up with his, fingers tangled resting on his knee, his arm laced with yours.

He very carefully holds your hand in public, making sure you don't get lost. Fidgets with your fingers when he's bored. Takes it with progressively more confidence.

Then, he starts putting his head on you, tentatively so, causing you to freeze every time he does it, regarding him from the corner of your eye like he might get spooked and go away if you move.

He sets it on the crown of your head the first time, then, on your shoulder, always looking away, feigning disinterest, his thumb, meanwhile, rubbing your knuckles and palm and back.

Then he sets it down on your chest one time, very tentatively so. It's Simon's favorite spot, you've come to notice. Hearing your heartbeat, your breathing, feeling it rise and fall.

Then, he's on your lap. A head setting there as he watches TV, trying to act like he's not vibrating inside, with both anxiety and pleasure.

He takes your hand one day and sets it on his head. You leave it be, simply holding him there, as dead weight...

Until he starts softly rubbing against it, seeking your fingers, your palm. Then, you start caressing his hair. You do it anytime now.

His own hands seek you out very gingerly. He holds your waist, or your hips, or your wrists more often than not, like it's fragile material, that might break under him.

He resumes his little head exploration. Mostly setting his temple against yours, his forehead on yours, his nose on yours. He closes his eyes for those, not quite wanting to see...

Simon nuzzles his large nose against your cheek one time, very gently so, and your lips rub together, and he presses in, like he's fearfully stepping into a minefield.

It feels warm, and nice, your lips are soft and give under his, never pushing back too hard, letting him set the pace.

You start kissing all the time from then on, his hands carefully holding some part of you, chaste kisses, and nuzzling into you like a cat trying to leave his scent.

It's not like he doesn't know what he's doing, before everything, Simon had had his fair share of 'escapades'... But it's all different now. So much different.

The first time his lips part and carefully swipe at your bottom lip, it surprises you. Months worth of chaste kisses suddenly cut off by a new advancement. He liked the sound you made. So he started doing that more often.

His tongue would swipe at your lips, until slowly it breached them, poking inside to find yours and, and, with a sigh that sounded like a weight off his shoulders, rubbing them together softly.

Then that turned into more confident touches, fingers digging in, into your body, waist, hip, thighs, arms..., and guiding your hands to places he trusted you to touch and knead at. His shoulders, his biceps, his hip.

Simon'd slot all his weight atop of you, trapping you to the couch or mattress and make out with you, shuddering as your thighs softly squeezed his hip. His hands sliding up and down, caressing, slowly, mapping out where he could and should go.

He never felt so safe as when he had his hands slotted on your body, kneading greedily onto you, yours caressing up his back, his mouth busy with your tongue, and his mind void of any thoughts other than the sound of your breathing and the way your chest rose and fell against his own.

(I GOT LAZY FOR THE SMUT PART, SORRY)

[hyunsvngs]

Jisung so high that he can't hold his piss while he fucks you qnd ends up filling your pussy with it.<3

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THIS IS PROBABLY SO SEXY TO ME. under the cut for possible dubcon because both are super high and also PISSSSS<3

him just rutting on top of you, tongue lolling against your neck as he pants and whines. his hoodie is still on, cute tummy peeking out from where he’s ruched it up above his waist.

“i’m so fuckin’ high, baby,” he giggles, before he’s cutting himself off with a moan and leaning up. his bicep frames your face where he holds his body above yours, and he’s so close to you, eyes round and excited. “i- haa, my baby’s got a tight fuckin’ pussy. so soaking, fuckin- wet, tight, hot-“

you nod frantically, eyes fluttering shut. he kisses both of your eyelids, and then he’s grunting, a choked noise from the back of his throat. his pace slows and you whine, legs thrashing where they rest on his thighs.

“hnnf- why are you stopping, ji? ‘s good, baby, so thick,” and the lights feel a little too harsh when you open your eyes, watery and pleading, and jisung leans up, pressing his lips into yours as an apology.

“mm, i g’ta, sorry- gotta take a piss, honey,” he hums. you wail, shaking your head, and he groans in anguish. “okay, okay. a little longer, just a little.”

his hips pick up the pace again, cock squelching where it enters and re-enters you. you’re pliant, feeling tingly with a good high. his cockhead kisses your cervix and then he halts again, a choked gasp leaving his hips.

“i’m- oh, i’m sorry, baby i- i’m pissing, ah,” jisung says, voice strained, and then you feel it. his piss is warm inside you, deep, and something about the way his pubic bone is pressed against your clit hits you just right and you’re cumming. you clench down hard on his cock with an almost-scream, eyes shut, and jisung looks up with wide eyes, a little ‘ah?’ leaving his lips.

“that’s- it’s hot! hot, so hot,” you babble, head rolling around on the pillows, and jisung’s still pissing. he starts to fuck you again once he sees your reaction, cock sloshing around messily in your soaking hole. “hnnfg, wet, wet, it’s messy! messy, ji, please- please cum in me, please!”

“ah- ah, i’ll cum in you, baby, baby, i’ll cum, i’ll cum, i promise!”

[herefortheships]

Lydia: Doesn't dare to even think about her poltergeist bc she's scared of what he might do to her family if he gets out.

Delia: boards up door to the attic. The attic which, even if Beets still lived there, he was never bound to.

Beutelgeuse: ok so I have a haunting at 10am in Ohio, lunch at 12, got 4 hauntings scheduled in NY from 2pm-6pm, gonna lead a spook workshop in Cali at 7pm followed by a bar crawl, sleep that off till 3am, and then follow up with all the clients from this week who are worried bc they heard talk of tv show people showing up. If it's HER show, I'll need to clear up my schedule for when she shows up. If I make the walls bleed and draw little hearts in the blood, is that coming on too strong?

He is unbothered and delusional sure his charms will get him the girl. Love it 😆

In all seriousness, his attempts at making contact with Lydia and courting her, scaring her instead, is one of my favorite things in the sequel. Lydia terrified, meanwhile Betelgeuse out there swooning and sighing over getting to see her again 😂💚. He is definitely coming on too strong, but he so can't see it and it's hilarious.

I'm sure he did help her with the hauntings for her show, too. I hope that one comes up in movie three. No one can take that headcanon away from me. 😌

[rougepancake]

Okay.. but aged up reader giving genya his first blowjob.. it’s only fair we return the favor right?

EHEHEHEHE I LOVE THIS

Pt. 1 | Pt. 3

Warnings: No plot only porn :], blowjob, oral (m!receiving), Genya’s first time getting head, this man does NOT know how to act, but it’s cute. MDNI!! Sexually explicit content under cut. Not proofread because I wanted to get this out here as quickly as possible 😩

“Y-Y/n” Genya’s head fell back limply as your plush lips wrapped around the tip of his cock. He had said that pleasing you would be enough for him, but you had insisted that you returned the favor.

Your tongue lapped at the salty precum that was oozing from him, causing him to let out a low groan. You peppered kisses along his length, your hand stroking him until he was practically begging to be in your mouth.

Once you finally conceded, he was a whimpering mess. With the way your tongue swirled effortlessly around his shaft paired with your hollowed cheeks, he thought it was the best thing in the world.

But it was even better when he hit the back of your throat involuntarily.

It was an accident- since his hips instinctively bucked up on their own- but he couldn’t help but relish in the choked moan you let out. He did it again, closing his eyes with a grunt as your strained voice send shivers down his spine.

Before he knew it, one of his hands had come to rest on the back of your head, his fingers tugging lightly at your hair whilst he gradually forced you further down onto his cock.

Genya let out another loud moan, his hips bucking once more. His free hand clutched the sheets beside him, his knuckles turning white like he was holding on for dear life as you took him.

And wow- you took him so well. So, so well.

This is the high he’s been told about. The feeling of pure ecstasy and euphoria when you’re involved with someone you love. It was addictive. Holy shit was it addictive.

“A-Ah wait-!” Genya whined, squirming as you ruthlessly picked up your pace. He was so close, nearing his release. It would be too embarrassing to cum in your mouth- especially when it’s his first time receiving something like this.

But you didn’t stop, his moans pushing you to continue on. He seemed so shameless about it, and you loved that.

Genya Shinazugawa was never going to forget this moment.

[pfhwrittes]

💚💚👋

At least quarterly, I'm reminded that I really should learn to pick locks... how do you feel about lock picking, P?

Please rate the 141 members (and whichever other COD peeps you'd like to include) from best to worst lockpickers. I'd rate them as follows:

1. Soap

2. Ghost

3. Price

4. Gaz

hiya 💚💚!

i LOVE watching the lockpick guy on tiktok that doesn't so much pick the locks but smashes them together so they spring open!

i do think it's an oddly helpful skill but for the three (3) occasions i've been locked in/out of places i've needed to be out/in, i've never picked the lock. (i have climbed onto a flat roof and shimmied in through an upstairs window, taken hinges off a door, and taken an entire door handle apart though!)

as for best to worst lockpickers i'm gonna say it goes: 1. ghost 2. soap 3. gaz 4. price

let me explain under the cut for you!

so i headcanon ghost to have come from a dead rough, working class, council house background. and i headcanon his dad to be a petty thief with multiple ABH charges and drunk and disorderly charges. if there was one thing simon could count on, it was the fact that his dad was constantly in and out of prison throughout his young life.

(and listen, i'm working class. i live in a council house so i'm not saying that everyone who is working class or lives in a council house is a thief or a criminal or anything like that - in fact we're unfairly portrayed that way and stigmatised because so many of us are living below the poverty line on the state benefits/universal credit system and classism is a nasty thing that has very strong roots still.)

what i am saying is that ghost learned to pick locks at 13 because his dad was breathing down his neck. riley sr. definitely didn't give a shit about using young simon for his own ends because in his head if simon got caught, charged, and sentenced he'd have a far more lenient time of it than riley sr. would. (if you've ever watched brassic or ted lasso, i very much think simon's dad is like vinnie's dad (from brassic) or jamie's dad (from ted lasso)) as a result, simon learned to pick locks young and kept the skill fresh because it does come in useful for his job.

so we know that soap canonically locked an MP in his vehicle. yes, we could assume that soap knocked the MP unconscious, took the keys to unlock the vehicle, stuffed the MP in the vehicle, and then locked them in. HOWEVER i think it's much more fun to imagine soap hitting the MP, being a little bit buzzed off his rage and the adrenaline, breaking into the car and stuffing the MP in there and then disabling the central locking system so the car is stuck locked up.

soap's got the necessary dexterity for lockpicking (c'mon, he's the explosives guy!) AND he's got the patience to do it (an impatient sniper is a bad sniper), i just think ghost is ever so slightly better because he learned to lockpick younger and has used the skills more often than soap.

gaz is third because it hurts my heart to have gaz be bad at anything. i like to think that ghost was the one to teach gaz to lockpick. perhaps over the course of a few dreary evenings on base when gaz wasn't up for going to the pub with soap and price was bogged down with paperwork. he was probably mindlessly flicking through the channels on the telly in the rec room when ghost dumped a locked padlock and a set of picks on gaz's lap (nailing him in the balls in the process) and told gaz to crack the lock (when gaz's eyes finally stopped watering and he could breathe without wanting to hork up a lung, ghost was a surprisingly patient teacher).

gaz has got a rough idea of what to do thanks to ghost's lessons but honestly it's more likely that he'll charm his way behind a locked door, or failing that, find a way around the obstacle/clear the area like we saw in recon by fire.

price is the worst at lockpicking. yes, he has the skill. no, he doesn't have the patience. give that man a demolition bar, he'll show you how to "lockpick".

[egophiliac]

I saw that post about you feeling down on your art lately and decided it best to say something cause anon was honestly so real with you being an inspiration.

It was legit your art that made me want to pick drawing back up after I abandoned it for months. I was feeling low looking at my old works and thought it was a waste of time. But then a few weeks back I went to look through twist content and found myself laughing at the jokes and admiring the cute art and wishing I could learn to draw like you.

I mean when I look at your art is see great poses, unique character builds, and smooth art. It’s all very lovely!

So I picked up some books and YouTube tutorials to start practicing things like anatomy a bit more and such to hopefully improve on my stuff. That reignited fire is largely because of you. So thank you! I hope that you get a bit of that creative fire back too and you don’t feel low about your art, it’s really wonderful content you post! I look forward to seeing your future works!

anon, I am crying right now, no joke. this is SO sweet and SO amazing to hear; there have been people like that for me, and I am honored to be one of those people for you. 💚💚💚

one of the things I try to remember when I feel really bad about myself and my art is that drawing is just...fun! the process of drawing is really fun! even if the outcome isn't what I wanted it to be, I try to let myself enjoy the actual act of making it, because that's worth something on its own!

...hopefully that makes sense! and if not, may I offer you this gif in your honor:

[ghost-bxrd]

Can you rank the batboys from how enjoyable they are the write?

Yesss absolutely! 💚

1. Jason. Hands down my fave of the batboys to write. Which probably isn’t surprising lol. Many things about him just deeply resonate with me, and it’s very easy to slip into his mindset. If I could stomach to write it I think I could even do his more… violent and morally questionable moments. And he’s just the right amount of sass and angst that it never gets boring. Also, PTSD rep. ✨🧪

2. Tim. Overworking to the point of exhaustion and so much coffee intake that his blood probably comes out as espresso? Chaos gremlin with flexible morals? Crazy smart and sassy? Yeah, adore him. He’s super fun to write, especially when he’s got his angsty moments. And yes, I like making him soft and vulnerable and baby just as much as I like making him a total badass that’s one step ahead of everybody at all times. Or both those versions at the same time, because one doesn’t necessarily exclude the other. Also, tech genius Tim and cutthroat CEO Tim have my whole heart. I really need to write more of him.

3. Damian. Yes, ironic considering how little I’ve written him until now, but it’s very enjoyable to write the little demon and make him have his moral dilemmas about killing and death and family. And the catastrophes that have to occur for him to admit that, yes, he CARES. Also, animals. Need I say more?

4. Dick. Maybe surprising considering how many fics of mine feature him, but somehow it’s really hard for me to slip into his happy and charismatic mindset. If it’s a feral version of him that doesn’t hate killing as much as he usually does, it’s much easier, but in general… yeah, very hard to write and do his character justice. I adore Dick, but I’m pants at writing him 🥲

Duke doesn’t get a ranking because I haven’t tried writing him yet, and my first introduction to him was through WFA. But from what I’ve read until now he’s an absolute cutie patootie with a side dish of kickass and I can totally see him ranking third or fourth✨

[dennydreadful]

okay questions uhhh, oh! which one of your characters is your favourite? :D (favourite to draw, favourite to write, favourite design, any of your choosing!)

All around definitely Caleb... he's my precious blorbo from my mind. I'm the #1 Caleb fanboy. I put him in all my stories because I'm obsessed with him lol. And it's fun to imagine what he'd be like in different circumstances.

I really like drawing all my characters! Since the majority of my characters are made for comics I make it a requirement that I enjoy drawing them because I'll have to do it over and over and over and over.

[jistagrams]

bf hyuka suggestive texts pls 🙏🙏🙏 need him so bad tbh 🗣️

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ahhhh hi 💚 anon!!! how have u been <3

texts with huening kai

p: bf!hyuka x gn!reader

w: suggestive, fluff

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

💚anon

[A Therapy Session with Yuu] based off of @yetanotherexhaustedalchemist post

Riddle: I have to maintain absolute control and order in everything around me, or following chaos will spell disaster for everyone.

Yuu: Riddle, that's Obeessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder...

Leona: Most of your life's determined by the time you're born. There's no point in workin' hard if you're always going to be inferior.

Yuu: Leona, that's Major Depressive Disorder...

Azul: I cannot go back to being the stupid, chubby octopus that everyone makes fun of. I have to be careful to ration my food to avoid that.

Yuu: Azul, that's an eating disorder and C-PTSD...

Verde: I'm not good enough for anyone and anything. Azul's mother's baby, it's all about him.

Yuu: Verde, that's older sibling syndrome and borderline personality disorder I think...?

Kalim: I can't remember most of the times I was kidnapped or poisoned so it can't have been that bad!

Yuu: Kalim, that's dissociative amnesia...

Vil: After years of intense stress and pressure, and following a specific event that reinforced the idea that I would always be second best, I went into a daze and tried to kill my rival.

Yuu: Vil, I think that's a psychotic break...?

Idia: ...

Yuu: Idia, that's depression, PTSD and Social Anxiety Disorder (at least)...

Malleus: What's going on here, Child of Man?

Yuu: Tsunotarou, I honestly don't know what's up with you but I know it's not normal...maybe separation anxiety...?

Leech twins: :)

Yuu: ...Okay, where do I even START?

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Verde: ...I didn't know you knew so much about mental health, Yuu.

Yuu: I didn't know either.

All the "Where do I begin?"