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[vamp-domme]

I initially followed because you fill the niches of voice kink + domme + vampire all at once, and continued to follow because you’re you (plus you’ve got me wound too tight for me to ever leave anyways) 💕🦋

Aww, I think I know exactly who this is, and you're so far down bad you'll never be able to leave.

[fozzieosbourne]

Matthew Porretta: Cutest Old Man in History

Me when I see this guy in a suit:

✨woah✨

[mywolvie]

i love love love worst wolverine and reader falling in love all over again after losing each other in their universes 🥺

[mamiii-mindb0dysoulll-333]

[lachatalovematcha]

🌸✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*🌸

小雨と太陽と美しい虹が降り注ぐ窓を開けて、イチゴの入った白いクリームケーキを食べ、アイスイチゴティーを飲みながらこの曲を聴きましょう˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥🌈🍓💕💖🎀🌰🧁

🌸✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*🌸

🌈✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ🌰:*✧･ﾟ: *💖✧･ﾟ:*✧🍓･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*🍫✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*🦋

[lovinglylibelle]

—naming the divine dog

-navigation || masterlist || montage of memories-

fushiguro megumi x reader || fluff

description: you really don't like the name Totality, so you change it. the lower case is deliberate.

requests: OPEN

"how about... Onyx?" you asked, looking at the clueless pup sitting next to you. he was probably wondering what the hell you were on about as he looked at you curiously through his black beady eyes.

adorable little baby.

"no... that sounds like an angsty wattpad character " you muttered to yourself, shaking your head.

"while you are a cutie patootie, right?" you scratched behind his ear, cute aggression taking over you for a minute.

currently you were trying to find good names for your divine dog, names that were better than 'totality'. you did not want to call him that. it was just so un-emotional in your opinion.

you turned to your phone, scrolling again in hopes of finding a name as perfect as your little furball, or at least close enough.

"Zephyr??" but what does that even mean you thought, looking at the dog again to see whether the name fit. it didn't.

"come on pinterest, give me something!" you sighed frustratedly, tapping harder on the screen as you surfed through the app. the suggestions were so... common.

you heard the soft creak of the door opening, but didn’t look up until Megumi’s familiar voice broke your concentration. "and why are you cursing at pinterest?"

"Gumi! hi!" you greeted, smiling at the sight of your boyfriend.

"i am just trying to find cute names for totality." you said, continuing the task at hand as the pup in question walked over to Megumi, wagging his tail excitedly.

"why? he already has a name" he ruffled totality's head, smiling softly.

you really liked witnessing moments like these, where Megumi loved without hiding it. the beautiful smile on his face being far greater than anything the world had to offer.

"yeah i know but totality isn't exactly a loving name... it sounds so... boring?" you said, voicing out your opinion. Totality sounded like a boring twilight fanfiction title.

"boring?"

"yeah like, i dont know, a maths term?" that was another thing it sounded like, reminding you of addition, subtraction and, whatever. you never really liked maths.

"a maths term?" Megumi repeated as a chuckle escaped him. only you could come up with something like that.

"really!! you have to agree, it really does." you said, laughing at your own comparison too.

"anyway, i am looking for an endearing name for our beloved totality but... i can't find any." you groaned, throwing your head back against the pillow. why was naming so difficult, did your mother have this much trouble too?

Megumi hummed softly, sitting next to you on the bed and glancing at your phone. "need help?"

you nodded, shifting a bit to accomodate him and showing him the names you had saved randomly

"Skoll, Salem, Azrael, Damiano..." he read out loud, making you cringe at the sound of them. you did not like them at all.

"Ash, Oreo... Oreo hmm— it would have been good if it wasn't for the genocide they are funding— Caviar..." he said as you nodded alongside him, still not liking any of them.

"Hmm," he murmured, scrolling through the list. "not quite right, huh?"

"i know, why is this so hard." you groaned again, feeling hopeless and disappointed. why was life so challenging?

Megumi sighed at your dramaticness, pulling his own phone out to aid you in your mission. the things he does for you.

"i really like Cookie... what do you think?" he suggested, eyeing you inquisitively.

"that's actually pretty adorable... we can definitely use that as a pet name for him!" it sounded cute but did not fit for a name. pet name however, it fit.

"so... not the name?"

"nah, i know we can do better."

he hummed, scrolling again as you decided to brainstorm original names instead.

a minute passed with you digging through your brain to find any cool name or word that might fit but to no avail.

"oh by the way, i got tickets to the volleyball anime movie you wanted to watch." Megumi said, stopping you before you got too lost.

"you mean Haikyuu battle of the dumpster?" you asked him, it was a movie about one of your favourite anime arcs and you really wanted to watch it.

he nodded, "this one is Karasuno versus Nekoma right? i remember you and Itadori almost eating your own hands while reading it in the manga."

it was true, you almost ate your own fist out of anxiousness as to what would happen in that match. it was nerve wrecking. and Itadori's assumptions and predictions didn't make it any easier.

but you also remember admiring the sketches of Kageyama, Nishinoya, Kenma and Kuroo... Kuroo Tetsuro, what a man he wa—

"oh my god!" you yelled out, the answer to all of your problems suddenly visible. eureka!

"what?" Megumi asked, a bit concerned at your sudden enthusiasm... you were literally moping five seconds ago.

"i found it! i found the most perfect name ever, Megumi you are a genius!!" you stood up, smiling ear to ear looking at the highly confused sea urchin.

"well, what is it?" he asked. he found it quite adorable how you were suddenly so happy by something so little. and while he didn't know what he did, he was proud of himself.

"okay, are you ready?" you said, addresing both totality, who was just as invested as you, and Megumi.

he nodded, focusing his attention entirely on you and feeling himself admire your excitement, he really really liked you.

"one... two... three... it is..." you said, building anticipation.

Totality, soon to be named something else, was wagging his tail furiously. his tongue lolled out as he bounced on his paws, playfully nudging your leg. his excitement was contagious, his soft barks punctuating the air.

you bent down to pat his head, loving how the name you decided is fitting.

"my dearest totality, your name is now... Kuroo!" you scratched behind his ear as he let out a soft bark nuzzling his head in your palm.

"Kuroo? like the character Kuroo?" Megumi asked. he wont lie, he wasnt expecting that.

"yepp, it suits him... do you like it?"

and how could he not when you looked so pleased with it, with your eyes sparkling and what not.

Megumi smiled a little and nodded, Kuroo... he liked it too.

you grinned at him before turning back to look at Kuroo and play with him, all the while Megumi watched you with hearts in his eyes and warmth in his heart.

you were truly something else and he adored you for it.

a/n: i really really dislike how the divine dogs' merged form is called 'Totality' like??? please, look at that adorable pup HOW CAN ANYBODY LOOK AT HIM AND THINK OF THAT. And i have sorta assumed the pronouns to be he/him to make it easier for me lol. This was a brain rot moment for me and i just had fun with it. It's not too serious of a fic, so enjoy it!! If you like it, please click the heart and reblog IT WOULD MEAN A LOTTT. thank youuu. And yes i made those references and i am proud of them.

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[bunmurdock]

matt's raspy voice...his voice alone has the power to get me wet it's so sexy. i want to hear him dirty talk so badly

ok so like. this is gonna go on a bit of a tangent. i had to sit back the other day and be like 'whewf... this man really is fictional because no one can fire on all cylinders like him. how does he manage to be:

kind and intelligent

competent and altruistic

humble

dedicates his life to helping the poor and disenfranchised

drinks respect women juice

appreciates art and philosophy

a really good lawyer

pro martial artist

great at cooking

great in bed

great hygiene n neat

ivy league alum and top of his class

exceedingly handsome

built like a goddamn brick shit-house

tall

AND have that voice :('

WOOH... shaking and tremblin g.. like re: his voice specifically, bashing my head against the wall. lines that send me spiraling from the show:

"i would tell you that i'm a big boy, and not to be."

"i can break you without breaking a single law."

"let her go, or you're never gonna hold anything in that hand again."

his entire speech politely roasting mrs. rayes in s2.

“what i do is none of your business. both halves of my life are mine.”

“you saved karen page’s life tonight, so i owe you one.”

every court statement ever.

share your mm fantasies

[alechans-cutetickles]

Hiii love ur blog!! Can you plsss make a pomni laugh/tickle audio like the one you did for Zooble? Thank you and drink plenty of water!! <33

Ofc!! There u go i hope u enjoy it >//<

(certo!! Ecco a te spero che ti piacia >//<)

pics by:TheLittleGirly23

[melodious-tear]

it him :) source

[fozzieosbourne]

Sam Lake is the Prettiest Girl at the Function 🤍

I hope this man never shuts up and doesn’t succumb to the horrible disease known as “old age.”

[kedsandtubesocks]

I finally started playing Stardew Valley last night (the hold Fallout 4 had on me finally broke lmao) - I think I’m on day 5 and I had a quest to get a Flounder for Haley and IM HAVING A HECK OF A TIME TRYING TO CATCH ONE. and I think there’s a time limit? And now I’m a afraid if I don’t find her one she’s gonna be mad at me 😩

Ashlee honey HI OMG!!! Thank you for thinking of me and wanting to coming by to chat stardew 🥹

(Also OMG dude my sister has been trying to get me back into playing fallout so we are in the same boat LOL)

But YAY! Welcome to pelican town dear fiend! Fishing is my worst enemy so my prayers are with you lol 😭

Do you still have your bamboo rod that Willy gave you?! Because if you do try and save up for the training rod because it has a better chance of catching fish and is still easy to purchase price wise!

But oooof those quests really can make you want to scream 🫠 I once tried to looking for a leek for George and thought I was gonna break my controller cause I couldn’t find one lol

Honestly if it gets down to the final day of not being able to catch that elusive flounder - cancel the quest 👀 LOL for me that’s always better than just not giving it to them because then the jobs reset I think!!

And if not Haley can just deal with it cause you got crops to water 😌 heeheehee

But how are you liking it so far?! What farm type did you pick?! Anyone in pelican town already catch your eye lol 😏💕

Also the stardew valley wiki is going to save your life trust in it and know that is going to be your new bible and me the one to spread its good word LOL

I can’t wait to hear more and I hope you catch that stinky flounder!!! 😭

[mamiii-mindb0dysoulll-333]

❥ ˖ ݁𖥔 ݁˖ 𐙚 𝓜𝓤𝓥𝓐 𝔁o 𐙚 ˖ ݁𖥔₊˚❥

[pinklikeroses]

Late night human!fluttershy doodle ~🦋💗

[all-about-bride]

[dedi-ashour]

صباح الخِير لِلناس اللي نشوُفهم بِالدنيا مشتل وردْ على هيئة أشخاص ...

حُلوين تماماً مُثل غُيوم الفرَح و شمس الصُباح 😍🌞

[atinyniki]

I am locking you in a nicely decorated padded room.

-sincerely, the other lurker in the gc who was evicted from the shadows by a certain other cat

that sounds an awful lot like a mental asylum. (i’m in)