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[bangthedxldrums]

using you to study ☺️☺️ tying you down and keeping you gagged so i dont get distracted while i label and make notes across your body in marker, then threatening you with my scalpel when you squirm too much ☺️☺️☺️

[0n-is-tired0]

what will he do in this situation

*picks the roach disgustingly*

[princemick]

saying this with the utmost earnestness but you're exactly the kind of teacher i would have loved to have had in school/uni <33

remy. ur genuinely gonna make me cry here :(( this shit is exhausting but these kids r so fun and I love teaching them n it sucks so much to see them fail just because of a mental block

[peronasbeloved]

oh my gosh your profile is soo adorable!! Everything matches so well together!!🥺💖

thank you so much!!!! im glad it’s aesthetically pleasing, i put effort into that and enjoy making it look nice, honestly that alone is part of the fun for me, so i’m rlly happy someone enjoys it hehe :3

[gniteruirui]

Hi bb 💋

I made this axolotl for u <3

Hello~ 🍯 hon

Waaaaa!! So cute 💖💖💖💖 eating this with love and appreciation

[napofawhalien]

YOU WERE THAT ANOBN>:>>>>>??>????

Slippery dip anon feels so long ago, but it was only a year?! A whole other era of moablr.. Ah, I should have used it more and yet it's nostalgic to me somehow 😅 Even longer ago since you were banggyu0308!

I chose 🛝 because I thought it was funny that it could be slippery dip anon for me and slide anon for other countries lol

[malachitemischief101]

I want you SO BAD it snot even funny

SAME . 💔💌😭😭😭 [Even tho we're married...]

[tarte--lapin]

Your mun fc is super cute just sayin uwu

oof, this is super late because I forgot it had been stashed to answer later— but! thankies Emi~💖

[kimmie2me]

Dynamite and His Player 2

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𓂅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Twitch Gamer!Bakugou x AFAB!Reader

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Bakugou glances over at the camera, brows furrowed as he adjusts his headset. "Alright, you extras, get ready to shut the hell up," he growls, his voice laced with annoyance. "She’s real. I’ve got her right here, and she’s playing with me tonight."

You laugh off-screen, causing his chat to explode with reactions. Up until now, they didn't believe a word Bakugou said when he claimed he had a girlfriend. After all, this is the guy known for his explosive reactions when things go slightly wrong. He grumbles, trying to keep his cool, but the slight blush on his cheeks gives him away.

The game loads up, some horror-puzzle co-op that requires a ton of coordination. But while Bakugou’s all business—focused on solving puzzles and surviving—you have other ideas. You’re busy teasing him, wandering off to explore the map, or purposely messing up just to get a rise out of him.

"Can you just—dammit! Will you STOP wandering off?" Bakugou snaps as he watches your character take another detour. "We’re supposed to be working together!"

You grin at the screen, purposely moving your character in circles. "Aw, come on, Suki~ We’re just having fun, right?"

His jaw clenches, and he mutters something under his breath about "not having fun if you keep screwing around." But his viewers are eating it up, laughing at his frustration and flooding the chat with comments like "She's brave for messing with him, LMAO😭😭" and "Bros .4 seconds away from exploding his monitor for the 10 millionth time🪦"

Eventually, he just huffs, slouching in his chair and mumbling, "Fine. Do whatever the hell you want. I’ll just wait here." His expression says he's beyond annoyed, but the hint of a smile peeking through his scowl gives away that maybe, just maybe, he's actually having a little fun too.

Grumpy Twitch Gamer Bakugou Headcanons

...

— Every time he messes up, he narrows his eyes at the camera with that “are you stupid?” glare. Chat spams "IT’S NOT OUR FAULT!” and "WHY R U LOOKING AT US LIKE WE DID THAT??" but he just huffs, “If you idiots weren’t DISTRACTING me…”

— Bakugou’s streaming style is brutally honest—constantly throwing out curses like it’s second nature. If he dies in-game, his go-to is, “How the hell am I supposed to win with this garbage game?!” and he never blames himself, ever.

— He has zero chill. Every so often, he’ll pound the desk so hard that the camera shakes, and one time he punched his mic so fiercely that it cut out, leaving chat in hysterics as he tries to fix it, muttering about “this piece of crap gear.”

— After every gaming session, he gives a review of the game he’s playing—most of which devolve into full-on rants about terrible controls, stupid enemies, and “whoever the hell designed these levels.” At this point, it's an entire essay by the time he's done.

— There are moments when he hits the mute button just to scream or cuss off-mic. Chat sees him red-faced and mouthing words, knowing he’s losing it, which makes them spam laugh emotes to annoy him further.

— Sometimes, when things get really bad, he just simply says "Okay." and goes quiet, leaning in close to the screen with this intense focus. Chat knows that if he’s silent, it’s only because he’s plotting to obliterate whatever got him killed.

— It’s become a running joke with his followers—every time he streams, they place bets on which piece of his equipment he’ll break. He’s replaced his keyboard three times already and had to upgrade his camera stand because he broke the last one during a particularly heated rage quit.

— When he finally beats a level, he acts like it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “See? Wasn’t even hard, you just have to not be a dumbass.” Cue the smug smirk.

— Occasionally, in his absolute rage, he’ll end the stream immediately after a loss. One second he’s there, screaming at the game, and then—stream offline.

— Despite all the rage, he’s actually insanely good at gaming. When he goes on a winning streak, chat blows up with admiration, but he barely acknowledges it. “’Course I won—who the hell do you think I am?”

— He has zero patience for backseat gamers. “Oh, you think you could do better? Why don’t you go start your own damn channel, then!” The mods know by now to instantly time out anyone who even hints at suggesting how he should play, and the ban count is astronomical by the end of each stream.

— Occasionally, Bakugou gets so into the game that he goes almost silent, and chat jokes it’s an ASMR session because all they can hear is his intense breathing and muttered curses. “Oi, STOP saying it’s ASMR, it’s not ASMR, you freaks!”

— Loading screens are his worst enemy. Every single time, he glares directly into the camera, arms crossed and seething, ranting about the “stupid long loading times” and how he could’ve “beat the damn game twice by now.” and how "a whole child could've been born by now." Chat watches in suspense because they know the rage is simmering, just waiting to explode.

— If he’s playing a console game, the controller does not have a safe future. He’s thrown it across the room, slammed it on his knee or desk, and even threatened it like, “You’re next, you little piece of shit, keep messing up on me.” He’s gone through so many controllers that his sponsor had to send him extras.

— When he loses in a PvP game, he has 1,001 excuses. “Lag. Dumb luck. Exploiter. The devs nerfed my character, obviously.” If chat calls him out, he just scoffs, “You think that was my fault? Keep dreaming.” And the mods instantly clear out any “L” spam from chat because he’s already dangerously close to slamming his keyboard.

— His channel has special emotes for when he loses his temper—explosion icons, angry Bakugou faces, and even one of his own “ARE YOU FUCKIN’ KIDDING ME?!” face. Chat spams these whenever he starts heating up, which only fuels his fire.

— His viewers love to try and provoke him. Someone will innocently say, “Hey Dynamight, I think you missed something back there,” and he’ll instantly pause, glare at the screen, and say, “I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING, DUMBASS, WE'RE MOVING ON.” It’s like a game within the game for his followers. (He goes back to check right after.)

— “Easy mode?” he scoffs at the suggestion. “I’d rather throw myself into a fire than play on easy mode.” Even if he’s dying over and over, he’ll never, ever change the difficulty. Chat has tried for months to get him to switch, but he’s stubbornly loyal to “the only real mode” (aka Hard Mode, Nightmare mode or above).

— If he actually wins a match, he’s unbearable. He’ll sit there, grinning and basking in his victory, smirking at the camera with a smug, “And that, extras, is why I’m better than every single one of you.” Cue chat sarcastically clapping.

— He once had a bet with his mods that he’d try to do a stream without cursing or raging. He lasted five minutes before he exploded, screaming, “THIS GAME IS FUCKING RIGGED!” after an unexpected jump-scare. The mods were dying, and he banned half of them out of spite (they were unbanned five minutes later, but still).

— Every time he’s about to start a new game, he’s got this exaggerated, dramatic intro: “ALRIGHT, EXTRAS, prepare yourselves ‘cause we’re about to dominate the shit outta this game. And if I see anyone backseat gaming, you’re banned. Don’t even THINK about telling me what to do.”

— Every now and then, when he dies for the tenth time in a row, he just deadpans to the camera, “I swear to God, I’m deleting my channel after this.” Chat knows he’s bluffing, but they still spam crying emojis like “NOOO PLEASE DON’T” just to mess with him.

— Every so often, when he’s focused on a tough level, he’ll mutter something like, “Okay, maybe you’re not so bad, chat. Don’t tell anyone I said that,” and the comments absolutely blow up with hearts and “WE LOVE YOU, DYNAMIGHT.” He immediately goes red and yells, “Didn’t mean it, idiots!” but it’s too late.

— Once, he rage-quit a game so hard that his entire setup fell silent. He’d punched the desk, and the screen went black. Chat watched in shock as the stream just… cut off. The clip went viral, with an entire 30-minute compilation titled “Every time Dynamight destroyed his setup” He came back the next day, reacted to it, and you already know he gave the video a thumbs down and left a long hate comment.

— His mods convinced him to play a “relaxing, casual game” that was secretly full of jump scares. The first time it happened, he almost flipped his entire desk. He immediately banned half of his mods and told the rest they were “on thin ice.” Chat still laughs about it every time he plays a “cute” game.

[pastelclovds]

um uhhhhhhhhhhh scenario: your ever loyal bodyguard confessing his obsession to you, kneeling at your feet and hands shaking before he asks for permission to touch you.

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know

imagine your bodyguard who has been by your side since day one, who has beaten those who have hurt you into a bloody pulps, who has always been watching you… confess that he is utterly obsessed with you and will always have undying love for only you, that he would do anything to please you; including getting on his hands and knees while you use his mouth for your own pleasure, not caring that his jaw is sore and tears and drool are running down his face because he always begs for more and to use him however you see fit.

[bangthedxldrums]

watching them break until theyre both just as bad as me if not worse. its always been in them - the hunger, the perversion; i want to be the one to drag it out of them. i want them unsettled and insatiable and totally wrecked for anyone but each other and me

[0n-is-tired0]

hi

Omg fem kuro????aiakajwkkqjwhsiwjnwoskekwkkw and it's that me??? Jsiskwkwkwkwjjwne tyyyyyyyy Darlene Lop you banyak banyak

。･:*:･(✿◕3◕)❤mwah

[princemick]

[peronasbeloved]

🎫 here's a gush pass ^^ feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other self shippers (optional) !

(if you dont wanna do it thats fine too ✌🏾) -@gideongrovel

i held back on answering this for a hot minute because i have this weird paranoia that if i were to ever say a single incorrect thing about my fave i’d just die from embarrassment and i still haven’t finished rewatching thriller bark so i’m not done refreshing my memory (one piece is loooooong, details slip from my mind sometimes) but you know what .i don’t wanna wait any longer cause i wuv her… it’s hard to even put my thoughts in a cohesive way so this’ll prolly just be gibberish almost

UM SHE IS SO CUTE. IDK IF U NOTICED BUT SHES FUCKIN CUTE. most adorable person ever mayhaps? completely true it’s been fact checked? but seriously just look at her fucking look

her pouting face like r u kidding me. i’d die for you . i’ve already said this somewhere on this blog but she’s the only op character where i equally enjoy her pre and post time skip design like i just think both are amazing. more proof that she is perfect in every single way

i just love her so much she’s so beautiful and cute and confident and i love her attitude . she can be as rude as she wants i do not care i support all her wrongs. i think one of my favorite moments is her unwillingness to back down even when facing kuma like she rlly looked at a twenty-something foot tall warlord and went ‘nah, i’d win’ and like she DIDNT but like she didn’t back down and i think that’s so cool… her power is just the coolest too fucking everything about her is cool. she’s the coolest girl you ever saw

i feel like this also goes without saying but just her entire design plays a huge part… she just has the best taste in fashion and speaking of that i just always feel this connection to her cuz we share interests maybe that’s surface level but… i too, love gothic fashion and spooky gothic castle. i too, love stuffed animals. she likes STUFFED ANIMALS and she’s a VILLAIN??? like come the fuck on character of all time

SHES SO GOOFY SILLY TOO SHE MAKES ME LAUGH SO MUCH

UMMMM so basically p.erona best in da world

grhrhgGhGrhgghhGhh !!!! AUHGHGHFHSHXHSHHHGH.l.. yeah. 🧍

i’m not sure who i’d pass the gush pass on to, uh i don’t rlly have anyone who i’m close to around here yet (many followers though, which i’m so so grateful for i appreciate every single one of you!) but sure i might do that part too. why limit it to 3 though, everyone deserves a gush pass. in da whole world

[sukugo]

[hylialeia]

emma tpn for shonen protagonist of all time because yes she believes in the power of friendship but also she will throw an axe at an eldritch demon's head without a word. also she's 11