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[eddiethehunted]

fluffy vamp eddie steddie doodles for you 🤲🏻

[copias-juicebox]

Another year around the sun for our resident author extraordinaire and spooky queen, Leah! May Asmodeus bring you everything you desire today, including the Copia from this gif set.

Love you, girl!

- your girls @fishwithtitz and @copias-juicebox ♡

[hamishlinklaters]

Been reading some real bad takes on Haim’s performance lately

I guess I’m just glad The NY Times, The LA Times, The Hollywood Reporter, Vulture, The Atlantic, Parade AND JAMES L. SWANSON ALL DISAGREE

[lalalaugenbrot]

Warum ist Adam eine Babymaus und warum habe ich den Begriff lange nicht gequestioned?

also dazu weiß ich jetzt gar nicht was ich sagen soll...

hast du das gesehen?!?!!????

[ur-littlestgirl]

in my avoidance era so if you feel like I’m ignoring you, it’s because I am and every other responsibility in my life…

[sotvtaughtmehowtofeel]

I started writing some Cee and Ezra whump in preparation for Febuwhump. Please enjoy critic responses (@blooming-gwens responding when I told them my ideas):

[peppertaemint]

Confession: I wish people would stop infantilizing Taemin and pretending he's an innocent virgin at 31 years of age. And I wish they would stop acting so shocked and horrified whenever there's any indication that he gets around a lot. Again, that's a 31 year old man....idk why some taemints are acting like this. It's been bothering me for a while

I have a bad fever so apologies if my reply is a bit abrupt, but here is the crux of my thoughts on this:

The infantilisation and de-sexualisation is rooted in xenophobia

Some people can't recognise that he demo-ing riding cock because they don't want to see it, frankly

[folklore-girl]

by now, i have a reputation of being a total madwoman in our society

[genevievemd]

What are you looking for in a man? Which celebrities are your type?

Ethan Ramsey.

Or

Tim Bradford

[crystalsncats]

What has been your today's wine of choice to get drunk? ☺️

A sweet red, now a Riesling 🥰

[celinacavalli]

[cutie-bug]

New motto: When in doubt, choose the loud violent option. For the dramatics ✨

[alexandergideonslightwood]

My hobby is saying to customers “sorry I don’t know math” just cause my head is too tired for calculating discounts

[peppertaemint]

If Travis Kelce wasn't white, he would have been ejected from that game. Fuck that guy.

[parapentelove]

ΟΠΑ

Αγγελα: Ξεμειναμε απο σνακς!

Φωτης: Και εγω τι ειμαι?

[moraxsthrone]

nsfw. MDNI. x f!reader.

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wriothesley binding your wrists with his tie is all well and good...

but what about when he ties it around your ankles before lifting them in the air? his leaking cock bounces when he catches sight of your swollen pussy lips sticking out between the fat of your trembling thighs. he's got a firm grip on the makeshift restraint, keeping your legs up when they want to give out. with his free hand he guides his cock to your slit, spreading your wet lips open around his fat tip as he slowly pushes inside you. you cry out at the fullness of the stretch, your legs shaking on his shoulder as he wraps his hands over your hips to steady you.

"fuck, so warm and tight, baby..." wrio groans, working his cock in deeper with slow thrusts until his heavy balls are pressing against your taint. "gonna fuck my shape into you..."

he fucks you long and hard, making you twist and white-knuckle the fabric beneath you, your eyes rolling back as his strong thighs slap into you. holding his shirt up with his teeth and your ankles together with his tie, the duke watches while your wet, puffy lips suck and give on his creamy, thick length.