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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."
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memories feel like weapons (i miss who i used to be)
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i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5.01 | "Buffy vs. Dracula"
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Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem
Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao
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I think those purple and green books might be AI. The spines are too perfect for old books. There's absolutely no wear and tear at all. The big flower in the middle book is weird if you look at it too long. Things that should be symmetrical design elements aren't. I tried using the translator app on my phone on the titles and it just came back with nonsense.
I love purple and green but I don't think those are real.
Nooooooooo fuck AI all my homies hate AI 😭 thanks for the tip, good lookin out
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when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
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Good morning trans and nb people. I love you and you’re safe with me.
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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise
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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
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