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[messymoonmad]

HOW THE FUCK DO U MANAGE TO LOOK SO CALM AND INNOCENT IRL.

When did this become A WHORE HOUSE

WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY SECRET DONGEON

[halloween-sweets]

[joesquinns]

Joseph Quinn bts in Gladiator 2

[skeletonh0e]

May we get some romantic headcanons or headcanons you have in general for Killer, Dust and Nightmare?

Of course, the bad boys need some love. Gender neutral pre-usual and tw for toxicity, reminder none of the bad sans gang are the healthiest partners out there. It doesn't border into outright abusive territory but yeah

Killer Sans, Dust Sans & Nightmare Sans x Reader

Killer Sans:

This man is a shithead to everyone and that remains true especially when you're dating him

He's very flirty and constantly making dumb jokes, some are actually funny some are just annoying

It really do be just dating a normal Sans but worse sometimes

Weirdly clingy in a very obtuse way

Like he'll be gone for three days straight without a word to the point you half suspect he's DEAD but then you wake up one night to him literally CLINGING onto just staring like the creepy mofo he is

He wants attention now (don't question why he's covered in blood he wuuuuves you)

Very yandere-ish sometimes, he'll lowkey be stalking you and you might not even know unless he decides to reveal himself

Speaking of will kill for you, regardless of if you want him to or not, he's uh....very jealous and kind of violent if you haven't noticed

Kind of struggles with boundaries sometimes so you're gonna have to be firm about when certain things just aren't cool for you

He has his sweet side of course, he's all for praising you, he's extremely snuggly, and honestly he'll probably get you nearly anything you ask for

....might not be through the most legal of means but he will get it!

Also a PDA fiend so be careful

A big case of "does not know how to shut the fuck up" so there's plenty of teasing to be had and any arguments can easily escalate

Doesn't help that he clearly gets a kick out of annoying you

Never be afraid to return his energy though he likes some back and forth

Dust Sans:

This man? This man right here? A mess.

He don't even know how he got into this relationship and he don't even know why you want him

How does one....be a good boyfriend?

I can't stress how taken off guard he is by acts of affection, please be patient with him

Speaking of he does frequently suffer from hallucinations still so yeah patience and understanding is needed

He isn't as prone to violent outbursts as some of the other evil Sanses but that's not to say they don't ever happen and you'll need to be careful. You're not safe during these breakdowns

He'll feel fucking awful for hurting you and makeup for it somehow but yeah

Not good at expressing feelings verbally, acts of service are definitely his love language

Certain tasks and chores are just done for you, occasionally there'll be some take out in your kitchen from your favorite place or maybe an item you like in your bedroom

Have to ease into physical touch cuz again all this is new to him but once you both settle into a grove all for it

Tends to just....glomp onto you occasionally, either he's fucking tired or having a real bad day

Will also tug on your sleeve or clothes when he wants your attention

Its surprisingly cute given how intimating he generally is

Very protective, like dating any Sans gives you scary dog privileges but it's especially true in this case. He's just hovering over you and glaring at anyone that might pose a potential threat

Nightmare Sans:

Better than the other two though make no mistake he has his own issues

Honestly whether you're his friend, romantic partner or even just some person he knows...it's hard to get this guy to lighten up

And he's definitely very....controlling

Frequently tells you when and what to eat, what to wear, enforces a certain schedule and there's a certain vibe that he's not really asking

Cuz he isn't

He means well, he wants you to be healthy and protected which you are indeed protected. You are cared for. You'll never be lacking in anything and anyone that dares to challenge that is gonna suffer

Honestly he's very much a secret romantic at heart, his compliments are very sweet and endearing, dates are always surprisingly tranquil, and there's always a level of thoughtfulness toward all of it

Definitely likes pet names such as : beloved, dear, etc. Also just straight up calls you "mine" sometimes

Not big on PDA, generally keeps that stuff behind closed doors and even then he kinda doesn't like to be surprised by it

Prefers to initiate that stuff himself, but he's never going to say no when you do it but never hurts to ask first

Speaking of he has the worst habit of using his tentacles to just.....snatch his partners and walk away with them or haul them around

Sometimes he doesn't even seem to realize he's doing it and even if they don't like you up they tend to just idly wrap around you

[makiitoh]

[makethemhoesmad]

liability(pt. 3)

pt 1. pt 2

only a couple months late, but here it is!!

i’m thinking there will be one more part, hopefully coming sooner

thanks to @imaginespazzi, @azzibuckets, @patscorner, and @barbspeaks for dealing with my copious amounts of yap

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“it’s for the better,” paige says, for the third time. the first two times, she’d whispered it to herself, trying to make herself believe that it was true. now, she said it to nika, who had witnessed azzi’s erratic flight to and from paige’s place, and wanted to know what had happened.

“thats what she said? verbatim?” nika questions. that’s not the azzi she knows. the azzi she knows is the one that would fight, tooth and nail, to keep her and paige together. that, even if they were separated for years, decades, lifetimes, she would be determined to find her way back.

“yes, nika i told you it was crazy. i announce that im staying another year to play with the people i love and.. oh.” paige breathes out the last word, tucking her head into her hands as she realizes something.

“what, paige? why’d you say oh?” nika inquires.

“she thinks i should have left,” paige murmures, standing up. she begins to pace the room, speaking quickly to what seemed to be only herself, forgetting nika was even there.

“she must think that i’m wasting my career by staying here, she must think that it’s her fault and that she’s the one ‘ruining my career’ in her mind. typical azzi. she’s on a spiral right now, she’ll come down, probably. probably.” the last statement seems to bring paige back to reality, and tears start to well up in her eyes. she looks to nika, sniffling and asking, “how am i supposed to make her see that she’s not, and never will be a liability.

~

in another room on the same campus, yet somehow seeming miles away, azzi is alone in her room, curled up under her blanket that still smells like paige, in paige’s hoodie and paige’s sweatpants. she’s giving herself only tonight to grieve for what she killed, and then she’s going to try and move on. that’s what she keeps telling herself, to justify the way she’s sobbed on and off all night. she’s about to start another round when she hears a loud knocking on her door. grudgingly, she sits up and trudges out of her room, opening up the door.

“paige, what are you doing here?” azzi gasps, even though she knows full well why exactly paige has just knocked on her door a mere five hours after their breakup. 

“az, we’re still teammates. we have practice in two hours i don’t want you to ever think that you’re holding me back. i’m doing this because i love you, but also because im doing this for me.” paige says, her eyes glistening. azzi wants to take her back, right there. but she shouldn’t, she can’t. so instead, she says something she’s sure to regret.

“you know, paige, if you had just stayed healthy, this wouldn’t have been a problem.”

paige recoiled at azzi’s words, shocked at the harshness in her voice and the statements she made. in a moment of what she will eventually remember to be nothing but complete stupidity, she fires back.

“damn, i mean, if you hadn’t insisted on continuing to play after you fucked up your knee, you might’ve been able to figure it out instead of hurting it worse.”

“don’t do that, paige.” azzi says, her face going scarlet. “you do this when you get mad, hurt people’s feelings and don’t mean it.”

“i could say the same about you, azzi. we’ve played almost zero games together, and that’s the reason i wanted you here in the first place. it’s almost like i want to play basketball with my girlfriend, you know?” 

“ex girlfriend,” azzi corrects quickly. she slams her teeth together, trying to trap the words back into her throat. why did she need to correct her so quickly?

“so that’s what we’re playing at, then? we’re playing pretend? we’re gonna sit here and we’re gonna act like we haven’t lived in each other’s skins for five years? our families are best friends, azzi. we can’t lose all that because you got insecure”

and azzi doesn’t know how to answer that. she doesn’t have a rebuttal, doesn’t have a defense or a witness. it’s just her, her thoughts, and her now seemingly unexplainable reasoning to break up with paige. right now, really all she wants to do is fall into paige’s arms and cry until she feels better, because paige always makes it better. something tells her that paige might not want to hold her, right now, though. so instead, she takes a deep breath, firmly points towards her door, and demands, “out.”

ironically, if azzi had in fact just thrust herself it paige’s arms, they’d probably be reunited right now. but instead, paige is standing outside azzis apartment door, debating whether to speed home and put on her gym clothes and wait for azzi to leave for practice outside her door, or corner her after practice. corner her, paige thought, speed walking to her car and grinning.

[delirious-clownfish]

Fake news… but don’t give up.

Unmute!

[bowandbrush]

A sketch of the blue trio!!

An animatic idea I have for the maskface AU (that I have no time to actually start on 😭)

cowboy episode! Leo gets to hang out with some non-brother pals, and boy is it chaotic. (I’m gonna rant the general story below)

Mystic energy throughout the US is fluctuating and causing mini-earthquakes and vibrations that not only start momentarily irritating dogs/animals, but disrupt cloaking brooches and other mystic areas like nether realms, force fields, and invisibility cloaks. hueso’s hidden restaurant and passages to the hidden city are slowly being revealed, which is a huge problem.

The secondary story is with Frida, actually. being Big Mama’s daughter, she has since abandoned her high position in the Battle Nexus and as mama’s number two to be with her blood family.

In the first couple weeks of Venus temporarily living with the hamatos as a spy for Mama, Frida watches through a mystic orb longingly, observing the cold assistant Venus soften and learn what friendship, love and family is about. She grows to love the Mad Dogs with each day, and decides to flee from her life with Big Mama.

Unlike Venus (who’s still undercover, but losing her will to fulfill her mission and return to B.M.) she hated the spider for years behind a facade. Despite acting the most like Mama out of anyone, She was given enough freedom in her teen years to discover Big Mama didn’t mean anything she said.

now she’s showing her brothers and human sister on how to have a proper spa day. Raph is loving the his retirement from leadership.

Leo, Venus and Usagi portal just in time to where the source of the problem seems to be, Texas. With Donnie communicating through Leo’s wrist comm to help him navigate and uncover the issue. Leo’s portals now being nearly useless with the mystic quakes, this gives the trio the prefect excuse to dress like cowboys and wrangle some horses.

Leo is very sure of himself. He helped hueso charm a bird before, right? Wrong. The horse drags him about with the rope Leo tried throwing over its head. Much to his dismay. He loves ponies.

Venus approaches a different horse. She has this in the bag. Unlike Leo, who is a self-assured idiot. With a straight face, she’s got this handled. Also Wrong! Now there are two turtles being thrown around.

Usagi tries befriending a horse by sharing a love for carrots. Sure enough, they all love him. He’s just a natural animal charmer.

this whole adventure is really distracting Venus from her real mission established about 2 months ago. She doesn’t even want to go back to wearing 10 pounds of armor, being forced into things she doesn’t want to do or wear, and guarding empty hallways for days at a time.

And she forgot how much she hated Leo when she first knew him. Some arrogant, annoying reflection of what draxum really wanted in a super soldier that she couldn’t give to him as a yokai child. But now she couldn’t love Leo any more. It was making her sick.

later on, they discover an illegal oil rig operation going down, drilling into a mystic hotspot that is causing the whole ruckus. They use the power of friendship and stupidity to stop the bad guys and fix the mystic conundrum.

That’s basically the episode.

[tinydancerfreelancersblog]

🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹Well, they encourage your complete cooperation

Send you roses when they think you need to smile

I can't control myself because I don't know how

And they love me for it, honestly, I'll be here for a while

So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff

Give them all that they can drink, and it will never be enough

So give them blood, blood, blood

Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood!!

A celebrated man amongst the gurneys

They can fix me proper with a bit of luck

The doctors and the nurses, they adore me so

But it's really quite alarming 'cause I'm such an awful fuck!!!! (oh, thank you)

I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff

I gave you all that you can drink, and it has never been enough

I gave you blood, blood, blood

I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love!!

🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

[halloween-sweets]

[hookinhand]

all i kept thinking when mateo was talking about the calendar after judd said to live everyday like it’s your last is omg he’s not gonna be able to get his picture for the calendar.

THEN my mind spiralled to if mateo is the one they kill off that he literally grew up with all of them. he was the baby probie in season one and look at how far he’s come.

in conclusion, to all lonestar characters, you’re not allowed to die thanks so much!

(also, i feel like they’re teasing a death more recently but honestly all of the press for this season seems to contradict each other lolol like i feel like i remember an interview w gina torres where she says nothing bad happens to any of the characters buttttt TELL THAT TO EVERYONE ELSE. also my latest theory is that the bts pics — see below — is that it’s of a funeral. they’ve given interviews saying it was all bittersweet finale and that could mean a lot of different things, but my take is that, if they’re killing someone off, it’s mateo, and this is them at his funeral. i also think these were filmed after tk quits to become a stay at home dad and that’s why ronen wasn’t in costume… UNLESS people have seen other bts from this day that totally dispels this pls tell me i need to know😍)

[sparklingpax]

do you guys remember that one ad where megatron excitedly announces that he loves pounding the autobots. and pound cake

[skeletonh0e]

Sans is so the type of boyfriend tha just flops onto his partner like a sleepy cat and doesn't let you move

You probably need the rest anyway, be his pillow

[makethemhoesmad]

putting u on my fave fic writers

@azzibuckets i love each and every thing she writes, but especially her pazzi dynamic and her fluff

@azzifudd D1 FLUFF BRO BEDTIME STORY

@iminlovewithpaigebueckers the first gal i resd and cooks every time

@leilanihours i love her stuff and her versatility

@p0rtaled oh my god, her series’s are to DIE FOR

@imaginespazzi she writes things that make me want to die in a good way the angst is just too good

@pb524830 just perfect actually at everything

@bueckersstrap celly is perfect

@issatalk the angst? the fluff? the plot? yes.

@wcbblife especially the paige as a mom fics

@patscorner her ficus often make me very very sad but they’re so good

@paiges-1vur this fluff😫

@bbydoll18xx specifically for i’ve got a wand and a rabbit series, but this new one has me already hooked

@lupinqs you might gain depression but the writing is so good you can’t be mad

@ibetonlosinghuskies she writes azzi so well

@pboogerswbb the smut on baby

@bueckets bro randomly spawned with novels the fuck

@luvergirl-866 read something like love and thank me

[animalcrossingshowdown]

This is round 5 of determining the most popular villager. The one with the most votes will move on.

[tinydancerfreelancersblog]